@@hamz7986 now that, I would believe! Because who would preface a lie with something like that? I think people are overreacting to the "honestly", or "to tell you the truth" Etc. These fine young men in some cases elderly gentleman would never lie, ever!
@@hamz7986 do you see where I'm coming from! These guys would never, ever lie! Especially guys like Dustin mcphetridge, our Lord and savior mr. Loren Armstrong or guys like Jeff Sokol. These guys are the salt of the earth, can't you guys see that?! They are literally the backbone of Middle America! Where would we be without the likes of this Trifecta of losers? I mean hell, that gives us all something to do right? Hours and hours of watching these idiots flush their lives down the toilet never to return. I hate to use the oft-used cliche, but this really is the cleanest best pleasure!
cover it up ? lol this was on national tv tell the superintendent punishing students that talk about it and about the fact he worked there is futile and punishing students for mentioning it is a misappropriation of focus towards the very fact this occurred regardless of the fact he is associated with the school. lol wagging their fingers in students faces wont fix it
Same thing happened at my school with a predator teacher. It sucks, because that could have been a good moment to teach us to stay away from these creeps, but the school district only cared about themselves.
I’ve seen a few of these predators who refused to talk to the police (their right to remain silent) and they either plead guilty to reduced charges and got probation or had the charges dropped completely. As soon as they start talking to detectives they’re sealing their own fate and signing up for a prison sentence. Dumb asses. Not that I care, they should be locked up.
I’ve been running out of interrogation analysis videos to watch, and I’m glad I found yours! I like the documentary-esque style of most people’s, but I love how chill and funny you are with your commentary. Keep doing you bro
@@FastEddieee holy shit man you check the TCAP wiki on him? "Rutherford was also involved in a chat with a decoy operation in Indiana at the same time he was engaged in the chat with Danika. He had seven pending felonies in that case because he masturbated in front of the decoy. It appears to not have affected his time on the sex offender registry as he appears to be off of it now." Holy shit and he's acting all apprehensive hahaha
I noticed he keeps saying “I decided on the way I wasn’t going to do anything”...“I decided I wasn’t going to touch her” - did SHE have a say in it?? Wow, spoken like a true predator
I mean if he thought to himself that *he* did decide that he *was* going to touch her on the drive then yeah obviously she should have the say in that but since (he claims that) he thought to himself that he *was not* going to touch her, she obviously does *not* get a say in that as *she can't make him* touch *her* either, that would be *her* sexual assaulting *him* if *she* made the decision to *make him* touch *her* Makes sense?
Not once do ANY of these predators say "oh gawd, the damage I would to a child if I went ahead with it." It's aaaaaaall about the damage THEY'RE suffering. Full stop.
Always in my head I say “god what would I do in this situation” and then I remember there are a million different choices I would have made and I will literally never be in that same situation
I think the whole ‘talking to the police without an attorney’ thing is strictly to provide some sort of defense or explanation to the people watching. This guy knows his family, friends, and coworkers will see this, so this act he’s putting on is for them, to prove how “regretful” he is and how little responsibility he has in this. Not only is he narcissistic and a deviant, but also probably a sociopath: the level of manipulation on display here is off the charts.
excellent point. Even if it would be in his best *legal* interest to immediately lawyer up, he must know how that would look in the court of public opinion. I agree that is suggests a level of manipulation that extends further than the usual.
I disagree. I think it is to delay processing into the jail. Because once that happens, it becomes official and "real". And until that happens, there is still a chance for him to get out of it. In his mind anyway.
Online fantasy my ass. The conversation alone was felonious. He said he’d changed his mind when it got real, on the drive. But then a moment later he say that he’d changed his mind yesterday while he was talking to the decoy. So which is it, Jim?? He also uses the “I was bored” or just wanted “to get out of the house” defense. How dull and unimaginative. He’s young and healthy and can’t think of anything else to do. At the very least pop in a video game. I bet in the break room at lunch he was about as interesting to talk to as a slice of white bread. Online fantasy. Shit.
Yeah, this guy is a true scum bag. And that is a great inconstancy to point out! You would think a teacher of any kind would be able to give a better story than that to detectives.
If he really made a decision to not do anything physical, he would have turned around or not gone at all. He knew he was taking a HUGE risk. People don't take risks with no chance of reward. It just doesn't happen
He told Chris Hanson he “ might have kissed her.” He can’t keep his lies straight. He wasn’t going to the house to play house. Everyone know why he went
This dude really just said “linguistic chess match” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve rewatched this interview for five years and you summed it up perfectly. Hold this sub bro. And keep the content coming! You gotta commentate the 4D chess match between Dustin McPhetridge and Agent Dudenski
lmao Thanks man! I use hella metaphors and shit in my speech, I can;t hep myself! haha. And yeah, that interview is one of the best... It is TRULY a 4D chess match, as you say!
I love how after he said "should I have an attorney" the detective kind of sweeps it under the rug so that he'll continue talking to him. I've heard nicer detectives say, yes you can have an attorney but then I can't talk to you anymore.
Look up the video "Don't Talk to the Police" - it goes into how even the most innocent people can get seriously fucked by engaging in any sort of conversation with the police. ANYthing you say, CAN and WILL be used AGAINST you. Translation: nothing, and I mean NOTHING you say, could possibly help. Let a lawyer do the talking. Luckily, these guys don't get it.
Showing up to a kid's house and then saying "I'm not gonna do anything" is like me showing up at Mcd's just to smell the food and not order. Yeah right. It's happening.
I don’t know why but out of them all this one bugs me the worst. I did a little homework on him back in the day. Parents said kids complained about him to them. Fortunately for him it was a parochial school & they do what they do best. Proclaim the kids are full of it and drive on. Once it was on TV they expressed shock and said the usual.
"officer do i need an attorney?" "translation: how much trouble am i in, am i going to jail/prison, i have no knowledge of the law because im a good person and hgave never been arrested, ergo i woulndt do something like what im very ostensibly doing right now"
I just discovered your channel recently, and can’t stop watching! I have to say, your channel is very original! V entertaining, love your narration lol.. and how you always say “yeah, this guy’s a piece of shit” LOL
Leaving him in cuffs to question him is wrong. The reason so many otherwise intelligent people talk to the police when they should ask for an attorney is that we are taught that the police are HERE TO HELP US... when, in fact, they are low level. government enforcement officers that are trying to achieve certain goals as easily as possible.
I agree. It seems like they just did it to make him suffer not to aid in the investigation. I don't have sympathy for him, it just seemed unprofessional and it's a bad policy to allow it since police have also falsely/mistakenly believed a lot of innocent people deserved to suffer.
ive been arrested many times. because i am respectful and cooperative, they normally remove my cuffs immediately. at the very least, you should always ask to be cuffed in front. if you have been pleasant, they will many times just take em off at that point the cops can wait to you get to the station to mirandize you does NOT have to be done immediately, just before they can legally use anything you say to build a case
I agree with you about when people begin a sentence with "Honestly..." or "To the the truth..." I never use Honestly either and I can't stand when people say it to me. And I remember hearing the detective say that with the female detective. They were playing good cop, bad cop.
it is always a sign that some one at least is open to the possibility of lying. now, I believe all of us are in some level, but there is nothing to he gained from telling g a cop let know that! haha
It’s like the people who claim they are a “good” person. A good person usually doesn’t feel the need to tell people as they assume their actions and behaviour will convey that.
Hey Eddie, I really enjoy your commentary! I know I've told you this before, but compared to the others you are not only funny as fuck, but you're really on point with dissecting these interrogations, phone calls videos, whatever. So yeah man good job I'm a fan!
What are you talking about? He’s spends all his time using big words that he obviously doesn’t understand. Trying to sound smart but he’s actually annoying like you
these days with AI, i always assume im talking to a robot. even if its a friend ive known for years, i ask them, "are you a robot?" they always say no, but how can you trust a robot not to lie?
I can't remember saying that. Chris's cologne strikes again, DUUUN DUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUN! She said quite a few things. Teacher wanting to know why the little girl isn't in the same predicament.
10:06 When you are read your Miranda rights that only means they are going to ask your questions that can and will incriminate you. When you get arrested sometimes they don’t ask your questions and don’t have to read it to you (like on tv). But they can even read you your rights when you’re not arrested.
Yr exactly right about his work and how serious it is to be in a position of trust and to completely betray that in the most vile way possible. There is no way to come back from thst. And thank god it's so.
You're gonna want to have a cool or relatable reason why you're in jail for your fellow residents. Gotta suck to know you're going to be hated, and even required to be attacked.
The right to remain silent isnt that big a deal to this guy :O spent an hour with Hansen trying to talk himself outta it and another hour with the cops
*BIGGEST MISTAKE [Pre-interrogation]:* Talking to a minor and _attempting to meet_ a minor. Now he got caught. The next mistakes he made: Mistake number 2: Using words like *“kid,” “violate,” and “[her age range] 13/14.”* Mistake number 1: Placing blame on the victim. And the *TOP LEVEL MISTAKE* he made: Talking to the police!
@14:44 bro... you made me choke on my chocolate milk with that Stacey impression. Also from my observations, rather ironically, most people who’d have the sense to request a lawyer are those who have either had prior engagements with the police, have heard this advice from friends/relatives with experience, or have an academic understanding of the criminal justice/legal system. I don’t think your average person from suburbia who rarely interacts with the police would know to do this, in fact, they might be under the impression that ‘being honest’ would win them favor with the arresting officer. I think Rutherford falls into the latter camp, obv. Sure, he’s a teacher, but I doubt his studies included criminal justice... and I also doubt that he’s had any prior experience with police.
They ALL go for the "it was just an online fantasy" excuse, as if that somehow isn't also gross to do. And I get so tired of hearing people say "well it's just online, it's not real!" (guys also say that when I've caught them sexting other women and it's infuriating) Yes, it is real, that's another real person on the other side of the screen, and what they're doing affects them emotionally, for real. It's not some kind of AI bot, it's a real person. That makes it real.
Part of me wants to feel sorry that Rutherford was going through a divorce, but hardships _never_ excuse something as vile as what he was attempting to do. This former teacher might not be in my _Top 10_ Most Hated Predators list, but he undoubtedly makes my Top 20. I hope he never comes within 100 yards of a kid or teen again.
I want an edit of him listening to "Magic Carpet Ride," and jamming down the highway cruising his way to the sting house and singing at the top of his lungs thinking he hit a home run. And then cut to this sad, quiet drilling of him with his head hanging low by detectives as he's about to be charged and put on cable.
That part of the Twilight Zone movie scared the shit out me. Perhaps that's why I never liked the Simpsons because of Nancy Cartwright's involvement in that shitstorm.
LMAO Jeff definitely had one of the most unreal, ridiculous voices yo ever be heard in the show! Thanks for your support btw dude, if there is ever anything you wanna see just lemme know!
Yea ive only stumbled across your vids recently they are dope man. This show is so cringe and absurd i think it plays better with an analysis running thru it coz its kinda too much to watch and go thru it all alone lol -keep up the good work!
Some clarifications that you, and probably some people watching this, were wondering about: He was indeed read his rights when he was arrested. He stupidly asked whether he was being charged during the interview because he'd asked Chris earlier whether he could just be put in a treatment program instead of prison and Chris said he wasn't sure which probably made him believe it was possible so he just held onto that desperate hope. I hope he did get counseling while in jail but boy, you could have gotten help on your own, you don't get to skip the punishment just because _now_ you're willing to do it. He didn't hesitate to admit he knew how old she was because he'd already admitted it to Chris lol, and probably because he knew it's in the chat log and figured the "I misread it" defense wouldn't work when he'd seen her on webcam. He also admitted that he knew she was a kid because he used that word on TCAP as well.
@1:26 he looks more like the scene in _‘The Matrix’_ where Agent Smith asks Mr. Anderson [Neo] “how can you make a call when you can’t *Speak?”* and Neo tries to speak but his mouth is *glued* shut.
We do not need to swear. We use swear words like seasoning, to emphasize a point. We also underline and capitalize in places you won't like. That is just the evolution of the language. #DustyOldBones 😂🎭
A person is read their "Maranda rights" before questioning. If they don't question you, they don' have to read you those rights. Most officers will read the rights immediately just to cover themselves. But most people misunderstand this basic concept.
Being read your Miranda Rights does not mean that you are under arrest, it is used anytime you speak to police regarding a legal matter. Miranda rights are there to let you know that you could potentially incriminate yourself if you speak to them. It also covers the cops so that lawyers can’t say “he didn’t know, he thought he had to ask.” Blah blah blah
@@FastEddieee do the Jordanian "version" virgin who wanted to be "Hair" (her) who toilet. So fucking grosss! Worse he absambed whole out on bail back to Jordan You can find his fb page. I can't believe your not all over this one!
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Nothing pisse's me off more than the word "honestly" preceding an obvious lie. These guys all do this.
“Straight up. I’m not gonna lie to you”
@@hamz7986 now that, I would believe! Because who would preface a lie with something like that? I think people are overreacting to the "honestly", or "to tell you the truth" Etc. These fine young men in some cases elderly gentleman would never lie, ever!
@@hamz7986 do you see where I'm coming from! These guys would never, ever lie! Especially guys like Dustin mcphetridge, our Lord and savior mr. Loren Armstrong or guys like Jeff Sokol. These guys are the salt of the earth, can't you guys see that?! They are literally the backbone of Middle America! Where would we be without the likes of this Trifecta of losers? I mean hell, that gives us all something to do right? Hours and hours of watching these idiots flush their lives down the toilet never to return. I hate to use the oft-used cliche, but this really is the cleanest best pleasure!
I've always been told that when someone starts a sentence off with "honestly", they're not being honest.
NOTHING? You must have never met someone who uses "literally" incorrectly in literally every sentence they ever say or write.
He taught at my grade school. We would get detention if we mentioned his name. They tried feat hard to cover it up.
cover it up ? lol this was on national tv tell the superintendent punishing students that talk about it and about the fact he worked there is futile and punishing students for mentioning it is a misappropriation of focus towards the very fact this occurred regardless of the fact he is associated with the school. lol
wagging their fingers in students faces wont fix it
StarFru1tEnterpr1se 1nc just people in power trying to control others. Nothing new
I wonder if they’ve ever heard of the Streisand Effect.
Same thing happened at my school with a predator teacher. It sucks, because that could have been a good moment to teach us to stay away from these creeps, but the school district only cared about themselves.
@White Daddy 😂😂😂
I’ve seen a few of these predators who refused to talk to the police (their right to remain silent) and they either plead guilty to reduced charges and got probation or had the charges dropped completely. As soon as they start talking to detectives they’re sealing their own fate and signing up for a prison sentence. Dumb asses. Not that I care, they should be locked up.
yeah, I feel the same way. I want thes eguys to suffer and talk, but I always tell ym viewers that they should NEVER talk to the cops.
Everything you sad is true I’m not down with those people but know ur constitutional rights and say nothing!
Plausible deniability, know it and know it well
I think their ego gets the better of them.
Jeffey Mouse put his forehead on the table and was yelled at and told "heads up".
I’ve been running out of interrogation analysis videos to watch, and I’m glad I found yours! I like the documentary-esque style of most people’s, but I love how chill and funny you are with your commentary. Keep doing you bro
You’re very entertaining. Glad I found your channel through the forum.
Thanks man, I really appreciate it!
@@FastEddieee holy shit man you check the TCAP wiki on him? "Rutherford was also involved in a chat with a decoy operation in Indiana at the same time he was engaged in the chat with Danika. He had seven pending felonies in that case because he masturbated in front of the decoy. It appears to not have affected his time on the sex offender registry as he appears to be off of it now."
Holy shit and he's acting all apprehensive hahaha
Fastive Eddison went on to become judge Judy.
Ugh. “Drive up and just hang out.” That’s weird enough. But in his interview with Hansen he admitted that he ‘might have’ kissed her.
The chat says more on top lol
He said the opposite to the police. Clearly lying
I noticed he keeps saying “I decided on the way I wasn’t going to do anything”...“I decided I wasn’t going to touch her” - did SHE have a say in it?? Wow, spoken like a true predator
Great observation
I mean if he thought to himself that *he* did decide that he *was* going to touch her on the drive then yeah obviously she should have the say in that but since (he claims that) he thought to himself that he *was not* going to touch her, she obviously does *not* get a say in that as *she can't make him* touch *her* either, that would be *her* sexual assaulting *him* if *she* made the decision to *make him* touch *her*
Makes sense?
No she was dtf but he was saying he's not going to do that when the time came while they're hanging out
Not once do ANY of these predators say "oh gawd, the damage I would to a child if I went ahead with it." It's aaaaaaall about the damage THEY'RE suffering. Full stop.
Your Jeff Stacy voice is spot on!
Years of practice lmao
@RightThe Hand It’s just talk!
@@BernardMarx95 I don't see... the internet and real life are two different things!
Always in my head I say “god what would I do in this situation” and then I remember there are a million different choices I would have made and I will literally never be in that same situation
ya cuz the police have never accused an innocent person of a crime
I think the whole ‘talking to the police without an attorney’ thing is strictly to provide some sort of defense or explanation to the people watching. This guy knows his family, friends, and coworkers will see this, so this act he’s putting on is for them, to prove how “regretful” he is and how little responsibility he has in this. Not only is he narcissistic and a deviant, but also probably a sociopath: the level of manipulation on display here is off the charts.
excellent point. Even if it would be in his best *legal* interest to immediately lawyer up, he must know how that would look in the court of public opinion. I agree that is suggests a level of manipulation that extends further than the usual.
He legit thought he could talk his self out of being arrested.
I disagree. I think it is to delay processing into the jail. Because once that happens, it becomes official and "real". And until that happens, there is still a chance for him to get out of it. In his mind anyway.
I’m a little late to this channel, but I’m obsessed 🔥
Haha I’m late too! Only found this channel a few days ago and now I’m bingeing.. lol Eddie is hilarious and on point with the analyses
Online fantasy my ass. The conversation alone was felonious. He said he’d changed his mind when it got real, on the drive. But then a moment later he say that he’d changed his mind yesterday while he was talking to the decoy. So which is it, Jim?? He also uses the “I was bored” or just wanted “to get out of the house” defense. How dull and unimaginative. He’s young and healthy and can’t think of anything else to do. At the very least pop in a video game. I bet in the break room at lunch he was about as interesting to talk to as a slice of white bread. Online fantasy. Shit.
Yeah, this guy is a true scum bag. And that is a great inconstancy to point out! You would think a teacher of any kind would be able to give a better story than that to detectives.
If he really made a decision to not do anything physical, he would have turned around or not gone at all. He knew he was taking a HUGE risk. People don't take risks with no chance of reward. It just doesn't happen
That’s right Timothy go off 👏🏻
@chris Morrison Yep, good point!
He told Chris Hanson he “ might have kissed her.” He can’t keep his lies straight. He wasn’t going to the house to play house. Everyone know why he went
This dude really just said “linguistic chess match” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve rewatched this interview for five years and you summed it up perfectly. Hold this sub bro. And keep the content coming! You gotta commentate the 4D chess match between Dustin McPhetridge and Agent Dudenski
lmao Thanks man! I use hella metaphors and shit in my speech, I can;t hep myself! haha. And yeah, that interview is one of the best... It is TRULY a 4D chess match, as you say!
Dustin Mc fudgeridge.
We miss you eddy thanks for blessing us with the Christopher Cannon analysis
I found this channel yesterday, been binging it ever since😂. Good content bro
lmao thanks man! I really appreciate it!
I’m the same! I love this channel haha! Just discovered it
Pace yourself or you'll find yourself in a fast Fast Eddie fast.
I love how after he said "should I have an attorney" the detective kind of sweeps it under the rug so that he'll continue talking to him. I've heard nicer detectives say, yes you can have an attorney but then I can't talk to you anymore.
oh yeah, he def wants to keep it as quiet as possible to reduce the chance hes caught.
Look up the video "Don't Talk to the Police" - it goes into how even the most innocent people can get seriously fucked by engaging in any sort of conversation with the police. ANYthing you say, CAN and WILL be used AGAINST you. Translation: nothing, and I mean NOTHING you say, could possibly help. Let a lawyer do the talking. Luckily, these guys don't get it.
@@keeleye7225 Fantastic video with the one with the law prof. Thanks for the reference. And yes, thank god these dumb fuks think it will help them.
Most, if not all, say they want an attorney......but then they ramble off a confession.
How the HELL in 2007 a dude like this doesnt know to have an attorney is beyond comprehension!
“I’m not gonna tell you”
“How about St. Margaret of York”
😂
I love the interior design of the room. Wood panels from the 1970s. My parents house had those, but not anymore thank god!
Oh yeah, this is an old school style!
Sounds like it was cute, built good
Showing up to a kid's house and then saying "I'm not gonna do anything" is like me showing up at Mcd's just to smell the food and not order.
Yeah right. It's happening.
I don’t know why but out of them all this one bugs me the worst. I did a little homework on him back in the day. Parents said kids complained about him to them. Fortunately for him it was a parochial school & they do what they do best. Proclaim the kids are full of it and drive on. Once it was on TV they expressed shock and said the usual.
Can I asked where you read this? He never stood out to me but that info is extremely interesting...
Great point about the parents of these kids. You have no idea who’s watching your kids 😢
"officer do i need an attorney?"
"translation: how much trouble am i in, am i going to jail/prison, i have no knowledge of the law because im a good person and hgave never been arrested, ergo i woulndt do something like what im very ostensibly doing right now"
lmao it reveals so much!
If he got away with it, I have no doubt he would be a repeat offender. It would have escalated very quickly.
Can you please do Jesse Velez? The one where the decoy was like "Meeeee, my mommy and my daddy"
he will def be coming soon!
Haha yeah, that was so cringe.
@@NortelGeek lol just saw your videos. what are the odds that you'd be in Dallas too haha
@@sweetlildevil7597 Hah, really? What part are you in? I love it here. Been here for 4 years and 3 months.
@@NortelGeek Cool, near SMU
You can just tell from his story that this guy has lied, cheated and manipulated his way through life and people. What a complete slimeball
Indeed.
I always lmao when listening to you.. You're great man.. I cleaned my life up too years ago and love laughing at your videos.
chris hansen scared you straight?
I am so excited to see you doing this one! Ok let me watch!!
Thanks for watching Camillia! Lemme know what you think!
I just discovered your channel recently, and can’t stop watching! I have to say, your channel is very original! V entertaining, love your narration lol.. and how you always say “yeah, this guy’s a piece of shit” LOL
Leaving him in cuffs to question him is wrong. The reason so many otherwise intelligent people talk to the police when they should ask for an attorney is that we are taught that the police are HERE TO HELP US... when, in fact, they are low level. government enforcement officers that are trying to achieve certain goals as easily as possible.
I agree. It seems like they just did it to make him suffer not to aid in the investigation. I don't have sympathy for him, it just seemed unprofessional and it's a bad policy to allow it since police have also falsely/mistakenly believed a lot of innocent people deserved to suffer.
it is sad that we teach kids to trust the police. maybe young kids can trust most police, but as soon as you turn 12 they want to put you in prison
"Do I need a lawyer?" LOL.
Yes, sir. You do. Badly .
Not under arrest this is a Scared Straight programme 😂😂 man you are hilarious
ive been arrested many times. because i am respectful and cooperative, they normally remove my cuffs immediately. at the very least, you should always ask to be cuffed in front. if you have been pleasant, they will many times just take em off at that point
the cops can wait to you get to the station to mirandize you
does NOT have to be done immediately, just before they can legally use anything you say to build a case
You're right, there is much to be gained from simply being agreeable at the right times.
Yeah but it's different when you're a predator
@@gregkis everybody is supposed to be presumed innocent in america. how is it different?
Your Jeff Stacy impression cracks me up every time! Great job on these!
Same he's hilarious for knowing when to adlib
James is dressed like a character from GTA 4 lol
I agree with you about when people begin a sentence with "Honestly..." or "To the the truth..." I never use Honestly either and I can't stand when people say it to me. And I remember hearing the detective say that with the female detective. They were playing good cop, bad cop.
it is always a sign that some one at least is open to the possibility of lying. now, I believe all of us are in some level, but there is nothing to he gained from telling g a cop let know that! haha
Gene S also I hate when people preceded with “ not going to lie “. Which also implies that the person has potential to lie when he talks.
@@9929kingfish thats another one. the predator that had cerbral palsey said it alot
It’s like the people who claim they are a “good” person. A good person usually doesn’t feel the need to tell people as they assume their actions and behaviour will convey that.
@@genes6703 Dustin’s just bein awnest!
The cuffs are tight but tight and built good
Chris Hansen wears 'Amnesia' by Kenneth Cole
hahaha
Hey Eddie, I really enjoy your commentary! I know I've told you this before, but compared to the others you are not only funny as fuck, but you're really on point with dissecting these interrogations, phone calls videos, whatever. So yeah man good job I'm a fan!
Thanks man! I really appreciate your support!
What are you talking about? He’s spends all his time using big words that he obviously doesn’t understand. Trying to sound smart but he’s actually annoying like you
these days with AI, i always assume im talking to a robot. even if its a friend ive known for years, i ask them, "are you a robot?" they always say no, but how can you trust a robot not to lie?
meth is great
I can't remember saying that. Chris's cologne strikes again, DUUUN DUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUN! She said quite a few things. Teacher wanting to know why the little girl isn't in the same predicament.
Chris' cologne gives them temporary amnesia 😂😂 oh man your videos are great.
10:06
When you are read your Miranda rights that only means they are going to ask your questions that can and will incriminate you. When you get arrested sometimes they don’t ask your questions and don’t have to read it to you (like on tv). But they can even read you your rights when you’re not arrested.
Yr exactly right about his work and how serious it is to be in a position of trust and to completely betray that in the most vile way possible. There is no way to come back from thst. And thank god it's so.
I'm glad u did him. He is the dumbest guy to risk and throw away not a just job but a career. I wonder what he's doing now.
I dunno, but I but he still lives in regret!
He got married recently....well remarried
Green sunset how do you know?
@@MrCjchamp2001 I think there are wedding pictures available online.
You're gonna want to have a cool or relatable reason why you're in jail for your fellow residents. Gotta suck to know you're going to be hated, and even required to be attacked.
You only need a 4th grade education to teach 3rd grade.
R.I.P. Norm McDonald
Well he taught history, but clearly had no understanding of the constitution
The right to remain silent isnt that big a deal to this guy :O spent an hour with Hansen trying to talk himself outta it and another hour with the cops
*BIGGEST MISTAKE [Pre-interrogation]:* Talking to a minor and _attempting to meet_ a minor.
Now he got caught. The next mistakes he made:
Mistake number 2: Using words like *“kid,” “violate,” and “[her age range] 13/14.”*
Mistake number 1: Placing blame on the victim.
And the *TOP LEVEL MISTAKE* he made: Talking to the police!
@14:44 bro... you made me choke on my chocolate milk with that Stacey impression.
Also from my observations, rather ironically, most people who’d have the sense to request a lawyer are those who have either had prior engagements with the police, have heard this advice from friends/relatives with experience, or have an academic understanding of the criminal justice/legal system. I don’t think your average person from suburbia who rarely interacts with the police would know to do this, in fact, they might be under the impression that ‘being honest’ would win them favor with the arresting officer.
I think Rutherford falls into the latter camp, obv. Sure, he’s a teacher, but I doubt his studies included criminal justice... and I also doubt that he’s had any prior experience with police.
chocolate milk? are you trying to gain favor with a decoy?
They ALL go for the "it was just an online fantasy" excuse, as if that somehow isn't also gross to do. And I get so tired of hearing people say "well it's just online, it's not real!" (guys also say that when I've caught them sexting other women and it's infuriating) Yes, it is real, that's another real person on the other side of the screen, and what they're doing affects them emotionally, for real. It's not some kind of AI bot, it's a real person. That makes it real.
except that in this case its not a real person, its a government agent
His birth date is on valentine's day and he was born the same year Mount St hellen erupted damn this man is lucky but unlucky at the same time
Part of me wants to feel sorry that Rutherford was going through a divorce, but hardships _never_ excuse something as vile as what he was attempting to do. This former teacher might not be in my _Top 10_ Most Hated Predators list, but he undoubtedly makes my Top 20. I hope he never comes within 100 yards of a kid or teen again.
Typical teacher.
fun fact he loves kids
him saying "I wasn't gonna come" only makes It worse.. more premeditated. lmao
I went there to tutor her.
I want an edit of him listening to "Magic Carpet Ride," and jamming down the highway cruising his way to the sting house and singing at the top of his lungs thinking he hit a home run. And then cut to this sad, quiet drilling of him with his head hanging low by detectives as he's about to be charged and put on cable.
Fast Eddie please make more vids. I keep watching all your videos over and over but I need something new pleaseeee
That part of the Twilight Zone movie scared the shit out me. Perhaps that's why I never liked the Simpsons because of Nancy Cartwright's involvement in that shitstorm.
Yeah that kid went more of a power trip than CH! lmao
If you ever have even the slightest hint of a thought about needing a lawyer, don't think, get one.
Okay cool on the analysis, but these are way better when you can just view them without pause. The constant pausing ruins it.
This is gold!!!
Thanks Solange!
Gold Jerry!
@get to the Choppaa and Mike's hard lemonade
“Squeezes that tip!” LMAO
Hahhaha yes Eddie when u chuck in sum jeff stacey voices 4 tha win
LMAO Jeff definitely had one of the most unreal, ridiculous voices yo ever be heard in the show! Thanks for your support btw dude, if there is ever anything you wanna see just lemme know!
Yea ive only stumbled across your vids recently they are dope man. This show is so cringe and absurd i think it plays better with an analysis running thru it coz its kinda too much to watch and go thru it all alone lol -keep up the good work!
That detective is almost as big as Chris Hansen's ego
Some clarifications that you, and probably some people watching this, were wondering about:
He was indeed read his rights when he was arrested.
He stupidly asked whether he was being charged during the interview because he'd asked Chris earlier whether he could just be put in a treatment program instead of prison and Chris said he wasn't sure which probably made him believe it was possible so he just held onto that desperate hope. I hope he did get counseling while in jail but boy, you could have gotten help on your own, you don't get to skip the punishment just because _now_ you're willing to do it.
He didn't hesitate to admit he knew how old she was because he'd already admitted it to Chris lol, and probably because he knew it's in the chat log and figured the "I misread it" defense wouldn't work when he'd seen her on webcam. He also admitted that he knew she was a kid because he used that word on TCAP as well.
Awesome work man like always great work Fast Eddie.
I think everyone already knows what it means when someone winces after saying they're in pain lol
The other day my wife asked me if I wanted some iced tea and I immediately looked around for Chris Hansen! I guess I watched too many of these🤣
Not fame. Infamy.
@1:26 he looks more like the scene in _‘The Matrix’_ where Agent Smith asks Mr. Anderson [Neo] “how can you make a call when you can’t *Speak?”* and Neo tries to speak but his mouth is *glued* shut.
Speaking to Mr. Anderson/Rutherford: "It seems you have TWO lives." "One of those lives has a future... the other does not."
Honestly...
Yeahhhhhh
Ha hes blinking. He’s breathing. 😂😂 lol I understand this is analysis but every 3 seconds though? We can see him you know
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Can you please make some more commentary vids
Educated people also don't need to swear every other sentence.
We do not need to swear. We use swear words like seasoning, to emphasize a point. We also underline and capitalize in places you won't like. That is just the evolution of the language. #DustyOldBones 😂🎭
@@Harley_Qwynn It's uneducated.
@@terminat1 And when you die, the language will be ours to do what we please.😂🎭
'Government guys' lol
there was a president post civil war named rutherford b hayes
Your random Jeff Stacey voices are killing me. So funny
I don’t know how it would be possible for anyone to decipher what is going on in this guys head without the narration from you. Lol.
Miranda only has to be read during custodial interrogation. Not at the time of arrest.
Please tell me you did the Kenneth brinkman interrogation...good old jungle mania
Edit: found it!
@get to the Choppaa your right I don't waste loads.NEVER.....EVER
I watched this video when it premiered on TV.
“Squeezes that tip!” OMG 💀
FYI the Twilight Zone movie you referred to was release much earlier back in 1983. Awesome underrated movie.
'The linguistic chess match'
🤣 gets me everytime
Hella funny.
A person is read their "Maranda rights" before questioning. If they don't question you, they don' have to read you those rights. Most officers will read the rights immediately just to cover themselves. But most people misunderstand this basic concept.
You'll get more- "Yeah, more charges" 🤣
"Scrunched".
lmao
14:42--lol @ "I guess sex" a la Jeff Stacey!
'Oh you'll get more, more charges' LOOOOOOOOOOL
It's a question what's wrong with that?
In another incident a man lost a hand because of the tightness of his handcuffs.
Being read your Miranda Rights does not mean that you are under arrest, it is used anytime you speak to police regarding a legal matter. Miranda rights are there to let you know that you could potentially incriminate yourself if you speak to them. It also covers the cops so that lawyers can’t say “he didn’t know, he thought he had to ask.” Blah blah blah
sport shoes + jeans never again
Do the guy who was an ex cop not, private investigor, college student with the pale blue green eyes.
He got tazed a screamed like little girl.
yeah, he sounded like Daffy Duck getting tazed XD
@@FastEddieee do the Jordanian "version" virgin who wanted to be "Hair" (her) who toilet. So fucking grosss!
Worse he absambed whole out on bail back to Jordan You can find his fb page.
I can't believe your not all over this one!
@fasteddie
Here is the link
th-cam.com/video/e_6j_BESRzc/w-d-xo.html
The Lieutenant 😄🤣
I heard rumors that some turned around and didnt make it to Chris Hansen's show, but were still got busted by COPs at their residence
Shouldnt i have a lawyer?
I cant answer that for you but what you can do is tell me how old danica is.
The only time it’s appropriate to seek out minors is if they’re missing on a milk carton and you’re with a search party
lmao dude you are hilarious! Really enjoyed that.. lol.. anything you SAY can and WILL be USED AGAINST YOU.