Fast Eddie finding some older gems of yours..you so sound like a lawyer in all your analysis... Glad that's your career choice. When checking out schools look at Florida State. Good school. My ex went to it and loved the program and came out a good lawyer. Other than California Florida's a good place to live!!
I just want to point out how fucking terrifying it is how he storms into the house with such entitlement like he lives there or something. He's totally confident walking into a complete stranger's house.
As a female who lost her virginity to an older guy she thought had her best interest, it still impacts my life. I was 14 and I’m 21 now. I have severe trust issues with men. It’s never okay to have sex with a child because they don’t know better and eventually they will severely regret losing their innocence to someone so gross and predatory. I feel bad for these men but they need to be in jail. They know better.
"Please" works. I'm a teacher and it works on the toughestest students. You try ordering one of them to do something and you're done. Ask them to please do something and chances are they'll do it without thinking about it.
A ton of the pedos are from the tribe. They see us and our children as sub human, look it up. Their holy books allow them to abuse our kids and its all gravy
Eddie i really like ur analysis, cause you go deep in body language, psychology and laws, rather than just mocking these predators. It makes your analyse videos much more interesting. You should do analysis on other interrogation videos like: Chris Watts, Stephanie Lazarus and Stephen McDaniel. I guarantee it would skyrocket your subs.
@@ricolewis2949 he didn't produce a single tear, it was pathetic. He tried so hard to manipulate Chris, "I'm going to kill myself" and "nobody's ever gonna talk to me". The "tears" were all for himself, not a shred of remorse for the damage he might have done....
Being so young you're tempted to feel bad for him until you remember the THREE boxes of condoms and that he turned it sexual 4-5 minutes (!) after being told the age!
I always hated watching this one. It's one thing if someone who's already a giant loser like Donald Morrison gets busted but Gilbert was young, decent looking guy. Could have had a good life ahead of him but he ruined it.
Yup.. I think Gilbert had little problem getting women his own age, but his horniness was too much for him to resist ANY girl who showed interest in him.
That made me laugh as an old white lady lol. On a serious note I hope things change soon and no one has to fear the cops. Heard the stats 1 in 1000 black men killed by cops and 1 in 100000 white men killed by cops...the Orange man says there is no difference and no racism...VOTE is what I tell everyone. Stay safe.
@@sassygirl8839 1 in 1000 seems way too low, sadly, or perhaps it is and just seems a lot more... but I may be white too but glad you think so too. And agreed. Have a nice safe day.
Thanks Maxwell, that really means a lto to me. One of the reasons I started making analysis vids is because I thought the community needed more serious psychological and legal discourses. I def appreciate that you appreciate the 'smart stuff'.
When he said "there are a lot of guuyyys" that was the cleanest best pleasure... maybe he was on his way to Lantic city... guess he doesnt want his cookie just wants to get to the beach..
19:00, there's also the difference about having sex at 14, and having sex with someone much older who's there to use you and toss you aside like an old rag.
"Cops are polite" is quite a thing to say! No but for real I've been watching interrogations lately and found these to be particularly entertaining because in the cell conversations the predator tends to very explicitly bring up how they are aware of how fucking illegal everything is but proceed to do it anyway. I think that's nuts that they have to rationalize that risk TO THEMSELVES in a conversation that is used as damning evidence. I like your channel because the comments don't get as...full of righteous fury and people trying to prove how good they are by how badly they'd torture these predators. Anyway I hope you're good.
Another Red Curtain of Doom! How do they NOT recognize it before walking in & finding Sir Christopher Hansen armed with the mighty Chatlog shield (with picture uploads)?
I have seen some of these guys a million a times, but you notice so much nuance. I just discovered your channel. I think I know what I’ll be watching today. Lol
Love that you gave a shoutout to Event Horizon. One of the best quotes from that movie for me is: “Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.” And I’m loving all of these analysis to get me through difficult times, Eddie. Keep up the good work.
lmao! Actually, I was 17 an I was 14! But yeah, me too haha. I hella forget that I open up about this shit until I see it in the comments! When I first read this comment, I was like "how tf did she know?!" haha
He should use the old defense, "role-playing chat room." And if that doesn't work...she's always "Adriana and she's 22." Don't know what else to tell ya'.
See? What did I tell ya?! When the head has to be supported by a hand, it means a guy’s backbone has completely melted away. The chin-in-palm support system has to click in or else his head would be just dangling from the neck. Anytime I see a dude with his head being supported by his hand, I know any semblance he once had as a backbone or spine has completely left the building. 😂
Your honor, this man is a massive Neon Genesis fan. Objection! He wasn't supposed to bring that up in court. I move to replace the jury. Motion denied. Don't bring that up again. Your honor, I'm just trying to demonstrate intent. He also lives in his mother's basement despite not having seen her for years. Etc
In the beginning this guy made an effort, but quickly sounds to me like he knows he doesn’t have good answers and seems to know nothing he says is being believed. He just gets defeated. Even he shakes his head at some of what he’s saying.
Eddie: Something you may not have thought of. He may look good enough to get girls his age but just because the car looks good. Nobody may want to buy it if the motor is too small to make it rev!
I like that explanation of how power is expressed in the US, because now I understand why I always find it cringey when cops act angry to seem authoritative and scary
It’s terrifying if you’re a European. The cops in the US sound like a criminal gang who are about to rape someone: “on the ground. Get on the ground”. Guns drawn when no risk. It’s terrifying. These are supposed to be public servants and they act like a posse of hillbillies. “You ain’t goin nowhere now get those hands on view” Then it does seem kind of weird how a lot of Americans lecture Europe on freedom, when their police resemble exactly what an authoritarian regime looks like.
I think the reason he goes by Shawn is because it’s his nickname and on tcap wiki fandom or whatever it’s called it says Gilbert’s a jr so I guess he wants to be different
Dude going to push back on why law enforcement is polite. It's no lofty theory given in social/political science. The reason is the optics. Most agencies follow the ask/tell/make rule. The other reason is legally Chris isn't law enforcement and can only really ask. If he "makes" someone and it goes south there are both civil and legal ramifications.
That hair is for sure crunchy af. Most women can't stand that btw. a little product to make your hair behave is fine, but crispety crunchety slicked hair is a pretty big turn off.
You got it man. I have been seeing a lot of your comments throughout my vids and I really appreciate the time you take to take to listen and comment on them! My next vid will be dedicated to you, grandpa!
Fast Eddie haha my real Names Anthony and I really appreciate it. I love the videos and appreciate you making them! They turn a bad day into a good one. Thanks brother
Can you please do the chris guy who pulled a huge bottle of liquor out of his pocket? If you youtube "The dirty predator" on the channel called "To catch a predator" you can find it!
I love the cops are polite. My first reaction was, since when. I get the idea of what you're saying but I've never had a cop be polite to me. My experience has never been anything but polite. Even when just wanting to ask me questions its done in a rude commanding way with lots of threats
They’re polite when they want to manipulate you into admitting to a bigger crime, like murder or statutory rape in this case. If they’re getting you for a ticket there is no incentive to be polite then
"I'm not gonna make a bunch a videos then like.. leave the community." 24:11 Latest video: 3 yrs ago Lol jk i hope your schooling is going well! I found you through "Piss Hansen" mentioning you recently. Your chat log readings are the best, and fun analysis vids too. If you ever get time to make a new vid, I'll watch haha
lmao sometimes i can’t tell if you’re being for real or fucking w us. The whole dialogue about his white sweatshirt and how it’s not on accident and that he puts time into his appearance like I couldn’t tell man funny as shit you’re really smart
I don't mind Event Horizon but it was interfered with by the studio. It was supposed to be much gorier but that footage was actually destroyed. So as much as I enjoy it I can only feel bad about how it was chopped down.
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YOU KNOW THERE ARE ALOT OF GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS
Almost like a 50's hard boiled detective. Now look here, seeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I said scram.
He's just there to watch the Steelers and the Ravens
Da Steelas and da wavens
Heeeeeeeeyyyyyyy bbbbbbbaaaaaabbbbbbyyyyyyyy
@@mathewbaldwin5277 Hey boo!
@@mathewbaldwin5277 Haaaaaai
Those two teams are pretty much into football academics, they're built good.
“What are u looking for I could be your grandpa”
Into older...? haha
Fast Eddie It’s a question!
@Jumbo Palumbo FATHER SON?!
Fast Eddie finding some older gems of yours..you so sound like a lawyer in all your analysis... Glad that's your career choice. When checking out schools look at Florida State. Good school. My ex went to it and loved the program and came out a good lawyer. Other than California Florida's a good place to live!!
Grandpa
I just want to point out how fucking terrifying it is how he storms into the house with such entitlement like he lives there or something. He's totally confident walking into a complete stranger's house.
Is this some kind of setup? I was just on my way to the beach.
What? No way!
Luke “🤨”
@@Luke-np6cz you know, I know you have the chat logs ... I dont want this cookie I'm omw to the beach
@@alvojnikovic2171 I realized that his eyebrows are stuck in that position.
I bet you're cute and built good....
Hearing Chris’s vocal fry is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Two words: Roleplaying chat room dude, because the girl was roleplaying, man.
I was just on my way to the beach
@@genericwhite-male7262 LOL the fact your name and pic is that dude is hilarious
I got all kinds of girls...
@@JasonsBasementBand It's roleplaying dude.
@@dusk6159 😂😂😂
As a female who lost her virginity to an older guy she thought had her best interest, it still impacts my life. I was 14 and I’m 21 now. I have severe trust issues with men. It’s never okay to have sex with a child because they don’t know better and eventually they will severely regret losing their innocence to someone so gross and predatory. I feel bad for these men but they need to be in jail. They know better.
@Carl's Brother I didn’t. I didn’t understand. I was a child and extremely immature
@@averywealthyman4194 omg guys damn 😂
@Carl's Brother Please have a seat carl.
Did he force you ?!
@@SpecialOrder_937 yes I was raped
"Please" works. I'm a teacher and it works on the toughestest students. You try ordering one of them to do something and you're done. Ask them to please do something and chances are they'll do it without thinking about it.
hey eddie you should analyze the perverted rabbi next...i think that would be interesting
A ton of the pedos are from the tribe. They see us and our children as sub human, look it up. Their holy books allow them to abuse our kids and its all gravy
@@chance2413 any links to this or how can I look it up
Some of the biggest pervs I've met are "holy" including my own Uncle.
@@msjujuz266 F
@@chance2413 right cuz CATHOLIC priests are never pedos. SMH. Idiotic anti semitic comment.
Eddie i really like ur analysis, cause you go deep in body language, psychology and laws,
rather than just mocking these predators.
It makes your analyse videos much more interesting.
You should do analysis on other interrogation videos like: Chris Watts, Stephanie Lazarus and Stephen McDaniel.
I guarantee it would skyrocket your subs.
Yes, the Stephen McDaniel interrogation is legendary
I've been binging you for 3 days now. Thanks for all of the great content.
I remember Richer brought THREE BOXES of condoms. Lmao, I hope you have his analysis!
Sergio Gerard YO... I remember Richer, and he was a CRYYYYYYYYYYBABY!
Three boxes shows a very optimistic guy. I think that’s nice. Lol
@@ricolewis2949 he didn't produce a single tear, it was pathetic. He tried so hard to manipulate Chris, "I'm going to kill myself" and "nobody's ever gonna talk to me". The "tears" were all for himself, not a shred of remorse for the damage he might have done....
@@mydogsioux 💯
Being so young you're tempted to feel bad for him until you remember the THREE boxes of condoms and that he turned it sexual 4-5 minutes (!) after being told the age!
The more polite and clean cut the host is, the higher up the FBI chain he seems.
The cleanest, Best host.
Hosts don't come along often, I'd talk to him again, and again!
I always hated watching this one. It's one thing if someone who's already a giant loser like Donald Morrison gets busted but Gilbert was young, decent looking guy. Could have had a good life ahead of him but he ruined it.
Yup.. I think Gilbert had little problem getting women his own age, but his horniness was too much for him to resist ANY girl who showed interest in him.
"decent looking"
That's the beauty of TCAP.,.shows these pedos come in all shapes and sizes
Alex Crick DECENT LOOKING, Built Good
What wrong with Donald Morrison? He seems like a decent guy.
“Cops are polite”
Me, a black person: shiiiiiiiiid
That made me laugh as an old white lady lol. On a serious note I hope things change soon and no one has to fear the cops. Heard the stats 1 in 1000 black men killed by cops and 1 in 100000 white men killed by cops...the Orange man says there is no difference and no racism...VOTE is what I tell everyone. Stay safe.
Sassy Girl i appreciate the kind words. Let’s make the world a better place 🖤
@@sassygirl8839 🙌🙌
@@sassygirl8839 1 in 1000 seems way too low, sadly, or perhaps it is and just seems a lot more... but I may be white too but glad you think so too. And agreed. Have a nice safe day.
Leave him alone Chris. He was probably on his way to the beach...
That's right! I don't want this cookie anymore.
@@genericwhite-male7262 Cookies not from the nup north
I love your intellectual commentary
Thanks Maxwell, that really means a lto to me. One of the reasons I started making analysis vids is because I thought the community needed more serious psychological and legal discourses. I def appreciate that you appreciate the 'smart stuff'.
His name sounds like his parents wanted to name him after Gilbert and Sullivan.
"Gullibant"
“my dog stepped on my keyboard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
another well articulated analysis! i love ur shit.. u need waaay more subs
Thanks man! I really appreciate it! I'm glad that you found this to be of some value. Lemme know if there is any content you want to see next!
Never ask a lady or a predator his or her age
Nor their intentions.
Very disrespectful
I totally agree very very very disrespectful those are private and personal 🙂😉😹 plain and simple 😜 case is closed 🙂😃.
And the moral of the story is: Eddie got laid at a younger age than any of you did.
This guy looks a bit like Paul Bernardo.
It's funny how all these guys say they're there to see 18 year olds. Always exactly 18, the precise legal age lmao.
Any video of yours that starts with just you laughing are the best. I know it's gonna be a good video.
When he said "there are a lot of guuyyys" that was the cleanest best pleasure... maybe he was on his way to Lantic city... guess he doesnt want his cookie just wants to get to the beach..
19:00, there's also the difference about having sex at 14, and having sex with someone much older who's there to use you and toss you aside like an old rag.
"Cops are polite" is quite a thing to say! No but for real I've been watching interrogations lately and found these to be particularly entertaining because in the cell conversations the predator tends to very explicitly bring up how they are aware of how fucking illegal everything is but proceed to do it anyway. I think that's nuts that they have to rationalize that risk TO THEMSELVES in a conversation that is used as damning evidence. I like your channel because the comments don't get as...full of righteous fury and people trying to prove how good they are by how badly they'd torture these predators.
Anyway I hope you're good.
Another Red Curtain of Doom!
How do they NOT recognize it before walking in & finding Sir Christopher Hansen armed with the mighty Chatlog shield (with picture uploads)?
I have seen some of these guys a million a times, but you notice so much nuance. I just discovered your channel. I think I know what I’ll be watching today. Lol
Love that you gave a shoutout to Event Horizon. One of the best quotes from that movie for me is: “Hell is just a word. The reality is much worse.”
And I’m loving all of these analysis to get me through difficult times, Eddie. Keep up the good work.
I spent most of that movie with my eyes shut, but I watched it when it first came out to rent and I was much younger but it was awesome.
Thank God you never knocked that girl up when you were both 14, Fast Eddie!!! Hahaha!!
lmao! Actually, I was 17 an I was 14! But yeah, me too haha. I hella forget that I open up about this shit until I see it in the comments! When I first read this comment, I was like "how tf did she know?!" haha
waaayy wayyy...so there is a TCAP vid i havent seen before!
He should use the old defense, "role-playing chat room." And if that doesn't work...she's always "Adriana and she's 22." Don't know what else to tell ya'.
He's fucking biff from back to the future lol
Omg he does look like the lady from event horizon! Love that movie btw
such a good one!
All of these creeps have done this before. That's why they go because they are comfortable doing it.
by that logic, nobody ever does anything for the first time
See? What did I tell ya?! When the head has to be supported by a hand, it means a guy’s backbone has completely melted away. The chin-in-palm support system has to click in or else his head would be just dangling from the neck. Anytime I see a dude with his head being supported by his hand, I know any semblance he once had as a backbone or spine has completely left the building. 😂
Eddie’s back! Yay!
EDDIE IN THE HOUUUUSE!
Lotta guysssss
Whoooo.... haha
This guy should have just asked to have an attorney present lol
Your honor, this man is a massive Neon Genesis fan. Objection! He wasn't supposed to bring that up in court. I move to replace the jury. Motion denied. Don't bring that up again. Your honor, I'm just trying to demonstrate intent. He also lives in his mother's basement despite not having seen her for years. Etc
Event Horizon is underrated as fuck. Good call.
Thanks Eddie . Great Videos brother. Do Charles Manson? A lot of interviews you could analyze.
In the beginning this guy made an effort, but quickly sounds to me like he knows he doesn’t have good answers and seems to know nothing he says is being believed. He just gets defeated. Even he shakes his head at some of what he’s saying.
This is a gud one eddie damn i almost missed this one
Hell yeah dude. I made a bunch of these vis last SUmmer!
Dude that guy swooped right in like a lion coming at a zebra.
Fast Eddie: and i mean like normal adult chicks
Chris Hansen: Excuse me, SIIIIIIIIIIR
Chris Hansen is the king of passive aggressiveness
I love when you imitate the decoy lmaoooooooooo
Eddie: Something you may not have thought of. He may look good enough to get girls his age but just because the car looks good. Nobody may want to buy it if the motor is too small to make it rev!
how would they know until its time to start the engines?
Have you done the cancer doctor yet (he of the ray-ban smashing hissy fit?)
not sure if you saw this yet but th-cam.com/video/wPwchrfhq8I/w-d-xo.html
Damn, the one guy that could have played Clay Morrow in a prequel "First 9" SOA show, just had to be a perv. Well, there goes that. lol
It's not his first time being a creep. The fact that he can get a normal woman has nothing to do with it .
23:20 someone clip Chris saying "What's wrong with that?"
It's a question!
You know he had no idea he was being filmed for TV because he only tries to cover his face when the camera crew actually come out at the end
I like that explanation of how power is expressed in the US, because now I understand why I always find it cringey when cops act angry to seem authoritative and scary
It’s terrifying if you’re a European. The cops in the US sound like a criminal gang who are about to rape someone: “on the ground. Get on the ground”. Guns drawn when no risk.
It’s terrifying. These are supposed to be public servants and they act like a posse of hillbillies.
“You ain’t goin nowhere now get those hands on view”
Then it does seem kind of weird how a lot of Americans lecture Europe on freedom, when their police resemble exactly what an authoritarian regime looks like.
Good stuff, are you from Northern California? Your usage of hella is on point. 🍻
I spent some time there! I guess the accent never leaves! haha
I’m not going to avoid the subject; I would like to keep watching your analysis videos after I watch this video
This one always reminded me of Shawn from Boy Meets World 🌎📚lmfao
I think the reason he goes by Shawn is because it’s his nickname and on tcap wiki fandom or whatever it’s called it says Gilbert’s a jr so I guess he wants to be different
"Law enforcement is polite." LOL adorable.
Those frosted tips are diabolical😂
Dude going to push back on why law enforcement is polite. It's no lofty theory given in social/political science. The reason is the optics. Most agencies follow the ask/tell/make rule. The other reason is legally Chris isn't law enforcement and can only really ask. If he "makes" someone and it goes south there are both civil and legal ramifications.
This guy has lots of "lofty theories"
14:49. Lotta guuyyyyyyyyyys. Chris just can’t help that speech affect.
Did you say you were in high school in 2006?? Or did I mishear something because you sound like you’re in your early 20s
Love the vids bro but let’s work on the 50 second rants about Chris saying please twice.
That hair is for sure crunchy af. Most women can't stand that btw. a little product to make your hair behave is fine, but crispety crunchety slicked hair is a pretty big turn off.
Can you analyze chuck Harding ?
You got it man. I have been seeing a lot of your comments throughout my vids and I really appreciate the time you take to take to listen and comment on them! My next vid will be dedicated to you, grandpa!
Fast Eddie haha my real Names Anthony and I really appreciate it. I love the videos and appreciate you making them! They turn a bad day into a good one. Thanks brother
Can you please do the chris guy who pulled a huge bottle of liquor out of his pocket? If you youtube "The dirty predator" on the channel called "To catch a predator" you can find it!
I love the cops are polite. My first reaction was, since when. I get the idea of what you're saying but I've never had a cop be polite to me. My experience has never been anything but polite. Even when just wanting to ask me questions its done in a rude commanding way with lots of threats
Depends on where you're from.
They’re polite when they want to manipulate you into admitting to a bigger crime, like murder or statutory rape in this case. If they’re getting you for a ticket there is no incentive to be polite then
just count your lucky stars they havent pointed a gun at you
How do i get in touch with u Eddie? I wanna send you some Nup North merch i made
Dude! That is awesome! I put my email address in all of my recent uploads!
Nup North? Cookies?
@@AMMB young person slang for marihuana
@@AMMBWould you like some milk to go along with your cookies?
For the record: Multiple condoms is for when you want to go from back door to front. You gotta switch condoms.
Source: In the 90's we all wore them.
I think they unsubscribed me man. You rock, eddie.
Maybe he would win a daytime Emmy
"I'm not gonna make a bunch a videos then like.. leave the community." 24:11
Latest video: 3 yrs ago
Lol jk i hope your schooling is going well! I found you through "Piss Hansen" mentioning you recently. Your chat log readings are the best, and fun analysis vids too. If you ever get time to make a new vid, I'll watch haha
I fuckin love your analyses Eddie. You read the absolute fuck out of these dudes lol
Cops are polite??? What???
As polite as prison guards, only they have guns.
For the most part
Chris phrases it at the end like this will be the guy’s one lucky break and as long as he keeps his nose clean… But the guy is screwed.
So nobody has what happened to him after he ran out?
I know he filed an appeal in prison... bit that's it!
@@FastEddieee I hate that they cut the video at him running out the door.
Fast Eddie you need to come back and do “the dirty predator”....I brought this but it’s Wayyy watered down....
lmao sometimes i can’t tell if you’re being for real or fucking w us. The whole dialogue about his white sweatshirt and how it’s not on accident and that he puts time into his appearance like I couldn’t tell man funny as shit you’re really smart
I don't mind Event Horizon but it was interfered with by the studio. It was supposed to be much gorier but that footage was actually destroyed. So as much as I enjoy it I can only feel bad about how it was chopped down.
14:46 "well who's brittany?"
Future Paul Bernardo... even looks like him
I like this video and really like your voice, but let’s be real - cops aren’t polite. Chris is polite. LOL
Chris on tcap: excuse me can you have a seat over there please
cops on tcap: GET ON THE GROUND
Aaaw u weren’t ready lol
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Do you have pretty feet?
Was this guy even on the show? I don't remember him
Lol, this guy looks like Ron Perlman, the actor
Hormones flooding his body? Lmao
lmao did I say that? I forget 80% of what I say in these vids lmao
Eddie, are you a fellow pothead? Just asking because of your avatar.
I def am
@@FastEddieee Nice. I like to indulge and watch your videos. They have been a welcome distraction in these strange times. Nothin' but love from TX.
Moral of the story: go watch Event Horizon.
MORE BROTHA
He got a year in county and 36mth probation with sex offender registration
I'm not here for that . . I'm very professional
If condoms are *that* uncomfortable for you, you most likely have the wrong size. 4 is a bit excessive but not unreasonable for a first time together
He said he's a time adjuster.
Event horizon is my favorite sci fi horror movie!!