Twilight is actually pretty funny

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ม.ค. 2020
  • here is another contribution to the Twilight Renaissance/ Revival
    Hope you enjoy!
    EDIT:
    [Footage]
    1:46 - Mean Girls
    5:16 - Tik Tok @Benkro_TV
    6:12 - Tiffany Polard on The Flavor of Love
    6:39 - Pretty Much It Twilight commentary
    7:04 - Supa hot fire ohhhhhhh!!!
    [Music]
    0:03 - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme
    0:42 - Jenna and Julien quoting vines
    2:39 - "Twelfth street rag" sponge bob
    3:18 - "Another Day of Sun" La La Land
    3:35 - Mii Channel music
    4:12 - "Renai Circulation" Kana Hanazawa
    5:33 - "Tomfoolery" sponge bob
    6:16 - "Juicy" Doja Cat
    9:17 - "Roxanne" Arizona Zervas
    10:17 - "Loyal (cover)" MattyBRaps
    10:30 - "My Type" Saweetie
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  • @SyntheticRose
    @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    All songs and time stamps are in the description, if you're curious please check it out!
    (hopefully you're not getting any ads on these vids, but if you are I'm sorry idk how to turn ads off)
    Edit: thank you for 1 million views!! 💕🌸✨💖🌸🥳

    • @amani9323
      @amani9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Synthetic Rose This video was hilarious thank you for making it this made my day

    • @EndeavorRose
      @EndeavorRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You’re awesome for doing that

    • @sunshine.e3922
      @sunshine.e3922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Synthetic Rose please do moree

    • @nathaliaarcos1852
      @nathaliaarcos1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Synthetic Rose WYM no ads??? Monetize them and get that bag sis!!!💰

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Nathalia Arcos girl I wish! 😂But this is technically not transformative enough. That’s okay tho! It’s really fun to make these and read your comments and that’s enough for me :)

  • @titusaldinger9331
    @titusaldinger9331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15665

    Imagine Bella was a vegetarian and when Edward told her that he ate animals she left him

    • @ArthiChetty
      @ArthiChetty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

      What makes this funny is that Kristen is vegetarian

    • @nicia1460
      @nicia1460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      YOOOO HAHAHAHA

    • @sinwolfe4868
      @sinwolfe4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Vampires usually eat humans so for them eating animals is vegetarian

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I... Actually want to see a version like that.

    • @marijackson3707
      @marijackson3707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I laughed too hard at this 😂😂😂

  • @danielsandraordonezylachis82
    @danielsandraordonezylachis82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6803

    “Say it, out loud”
    “A MoSqUIto”

    • @aaromray
      @aaromray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Lmaao i died 😂

    • @angevale7957
      @angevale7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I was expecting anything BUT a mosquito... I can't even...😅😂😅😂

    • @maylina5526
      @maylina5526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was expectibg other killer animal but a mosquito:) i'm dead now

    • @t3mp0ra6
      @t3mp0ra6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yess, a BenkroTV meme!!

    • @merpymat
      @merpymat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      WAS THAT DAMIAR? Benkro_tv?

  • @jav4346
    @jav4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9754

    I just realised that out of all the unrealistic things in twilight, the teens in the high school were actually realistic

    • @erincorcoran5936
      @erincorcoran5936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

      Ik I love how all the secondary characters and extras are just fucking around in the back of any scene they're in lol

    • @julim7957
      @julim7957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +571

      fr the worm part too

    • @dra2521
      @dra2521 2 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Kinda awkward, kinda immature and idiotic, yepp sounds like typical teens LOL

    • @fauxbitties
      @fauxbitties 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@erincorcoran5936 God and Jesus love you

    • @sophieh.4097
      @sophieh.4097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I love human squad !!!

  • @baileyshort2784
    @baileyshort2784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7001

    OK but did anybody notice at the very end of the movie when she’s in the hospital and she says “you can’t leave me,”and Edward is like where else would I go. Then in the next movie he goes to FREAKING ITALY, like dude. Apparently you would go to Italy

    • @JourneyEntries
      @JourneyEntries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      He’s just looking for Bella’s roots

    • @nickio4185
      @nickio4185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      This comment sounds so dramatic to me for some reason and it’s sending me 😭💀

    • @bluespectrum1348
      @bluespectrum1348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@JourneyEntries This killed me.

    • @georgiana-ralucasamoila9941
      @georgiana-ralucasamoila9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Actually he went first in Brazil, then he went to Italy.... just sayin'

    • @georgiana-ralucasamoila9941
      @georgiana-ralucasamoila9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Suvdiaa I only remember about Brazil bro

  • @raissaemerencio8179
    @raissaemerencio8179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5035

    Rosalie: Is she even Italian?
    Emmet: hEr nAmE iS beLLa

    • @awkwardsity
      @awkwardsity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Raissa Emerencio stronks

    • @javierav8930
      @javierav8930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      awkwardsity Rosalie clearly hasn’t seen the Lizzie McGuire movie

    • @awkwardsity
      @awkwardsity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Javi Vasq. Highkey love that movie

    • @winterblossom9546
      @winterblossom9546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Book!Twilight would be so embarrassed and ashamed of their movie counterpart

    • @awkwardsity
      @awkwardsity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Winter Bliss agreed. Although I do actually like the first movie... maybe not how blue it is but the cinematography is nice otherwise

  • @Keekswinds
    @Keekswinds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4943

    THE CGI BABY IS THE SCARIEST PART OF THIS ENTIRE SAGA

    • @xpeepwrld
      @xpeepwrld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Agreed 😭😭

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      its weird but i found it cute

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bruuuuh, same😂😂😂

    • @Keekswinds
      @Keekswinds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      akshay satish is that the movie with Bradley cooler and the baby doll😭😭😭

    • @scarlettoc8108
      @scarlettoc8108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I AGREE

  • @itchyballsack9132
    @itchyballsack9132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    The “Bella look it's a worm” then the giggles at the end are the most accurate thing I've ever seen in a teen/high school movie.

    • @ihateallyall
      @ihateallyall ปีที่แล้ว

      for me is mike throwing his ass in a circle while she’s at the diner with charlie

    • @chorizoramen93
      @chorizoramen93 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Facts lmao

    • @izzaghassani7187
      @izzaghassani7187 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      legit, like it definitely has happened to me irl before

  • @okaymoonstorm
    @okaymoonstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3801

    “A mosquito?”
    “Fucking close enough,”
    I SNORTED BRO I CANT-

    • @victoriaruiz1328
      @victoriaruiz1328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂💀

    • @lexi4474
      @lexi4474 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I WAS STRAIGHT FACED THE WHOLE TIME UNTIL THAT PART

    • @brittanyshurack7929
      @brittanyshurack7929 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best editing I have ever seen 🤣

    • @JJpartridge_cc
      @JJpartridge_cc ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr same!!

    • @Dani01x
      @Dani01x ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I spat my water and laughed like a hyena 😂

  • @pirategamer6630
    @pirategamer6630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9636

    "Say it - say it out loud. What am I?"
    "A mosquito?"
    "F*cking close enough."

    • @srtalee1322
      @srtalee1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I’m dying😂 THAT part

    • @avachwalek7745
      @avachwalek7745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      that took me out

    • @gaithrislife
      @gaithrislife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Dead

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I found this comment right as I got to this part. Just dying laughing. Absolute perfection.

    • @london4345
      @london4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There's a twilight parody-idk if you've seen it but they go :
      "I know who you are"
      "say it, say it out loud"
      "you're... A Jonas brother!"

  • @sydneydelix6071
    @sydneydelix6071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13430

    Omg just imagine reading the script and it says: "bounce around in circles pretending to hit your friend in a wheelchair and look really awkward while doing so"

    • @noiremin4646
      @noiremin4646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      i like to think that its just a really great cast stuck in a really bad movie

    • @jessicasimpson6041
      @jessicasimpson6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      noire min yeah, I feel like they changed a bit too much from the book but in the small details. And while that’s usually necessary, I think some of them made the movie miss the mark a bit. Like Bella in the book has more personality, Edward is supposed to look boyish, and so on. Me and my mom were talking about it and honestly (no offense to the actor he’s great) I think the actor who played Stephen in the vampire diaries would’ve been the perfect fit for Edward from the book

    • @georgiemcdevitt8322
      @georgiemcdevitt8322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      imagine reading the script and it says to call your husband "my monkey man"... i'd quit on the spot

    • @jessicasimpson6041
      @jessicasimpson6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Georgie Mcdevitt I’ve never laughed so hard at a comment 😂 it’s like I wanted to be an actress so bad until I saw what the marvel movies looked like during shooting

    • @roseannah.9963
      @roseannah.9963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@noiremin4646 it really is honestly

  • @ariannanogrande
    @ariannanogrande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    the second hand embarrassment i get when bella hits jacob with the door is just-

    • @evangelinehane6216
      @evangelinehane6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ur pfp and usernameeee 😄💕

    • @ayy_nayeli7771
      @ayy_nayeli7771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That scene was so awkward 😭

    • @Wendigirl11
      @Wendigirl11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      she was READY to make another black immobile

    • @sparrow8534
      @sparrow8534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      but that typically teen akwardness so it makes it so much better 😂

    • @laynidawn8764
      @laynidawn8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but the whole “i become the meal” makes my SKIN CRAWL

  • @myyaa555
    @myyaa555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    the one where Rosalie says “is she even Italian” and Emmett says “her name is Bella” is one of my favorite lines 😂😭 ! and Edward did flip Emmett off 💀

    • @matchamelon330
      @matchamelon330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Emmett’s just a big dumb bear and we all love him

    • @dy-fathiyana3385
      @dy-fathiyana3385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love emmets 😂😂

    • @myfarts
      @myfarts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when did he flip him off

    • @LongPham-fv5fx
      @LongPham-fv5fx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@myfarts It's during the baseball scene, both Emmett and Edward jump up to catch the ball, but instead they collided into each other.
      Emmett then asked: "what are you doing?", to which Edward flips him off, saying "f*** off".
      It's a very quick moment and easy to miss (especially the audio part)

    • @elfodelputoinfierno
      @elfodelputoinfierno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@matchamelon330 he's a himbooo
      Himmett

  • @nb-uq2zf
    @nb-uq2zf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22760

    “aren’t people from arizona supposed to be like... really tan?”
    “oh my god karen you cant just ask people why they’re white”

  • @nitabby
    @nitabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5973

    “ah yes, a balanced human meal”
    *milk, chips, soda, fries* 💀💀💀

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Quarantine gormet 🤠

    • @phibby
      @phibby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Juanita Espinoza only one to two people tops eat an actual lunch at my table tops, it pretty much looks like that

    • @mialevi1341
      @mialevi1341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This just reminds me of a scene in a really good vampire comedy movie where this newbie vampire ate a fry and he was puking blood afterwards. You gotta check it out its hillarious. The name of the movie is What we do in the shadows

    • @malinasworld
      @malinasworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Protein, fats, water, fibre and carbs. I'll say it's balanced.

    • @clairedixon5471
      @clairedixon5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but why are we acting like they didn’t get it exactly fucking spot on

  • @Potterhead315
    @Potterhead315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1545

    Ok so Edward tells Bella that they shouldn’t be friends and to stay away but he’s the one always approaching her

    • @jrose4260
      @jrose4260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WHEN I FIRST WATCHED THE MOVIES AFTER READING THE BOOKS LMFAOOO

    • @arahas6802
      @arahas6802 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes and he does it in the books to

    • @spacebar9733
      @spacebar9733 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      You have to read midnight sun

    • @arahas6802
      @arahas6802 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@spacebar9733Yessssss

  • @rustyshackleford6633
    @rustyshackleford6633 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    The cool thing is these movies are a time capsule of what it’s really like to have been in high school in 2007. The hair, the awkwardness, the vampires. Man it was a different time.

    • @XxAmberFarooqxX
      @XxAmberFarooqxX 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Wait what?

    • @godpilled9077
      @godpilled9077 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I remember the emo vampires in high school they would always get into fights with the mall goths.

  • @SkylerReads
    @SkylerReads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6103

    Knowing how weird Robert Pattinson is ... really makes it clear how he’s trying not to laugh

    • @anonymoususer3888
      @anonymoususer3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      It must have been so hard for the actors 😂

    • @naheenisapoet69
      @naheenisapoet69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Same with his chick

    • @lindsaytallman
      @lindsaytallman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Naheen Taba i read “same with his dick” and i was like wha-

    • @naheenisapoet69
      @naheenisapoet69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@lindsaytallman happens sis happens 😂😂

    • @ss059
      @ss059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Oh thank God i wasn't the only one who noticed

  • @cjfeisty
    @cjfeisty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15994

    it has NEVER occurred to me that jasper could hear jessica roasting him and this has made that movie 10x better without even trying

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      CJ Feist LMAO YES.

    • @auocados4875
      @auocados4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

      imagine Jasper just roasting Jessica back 😭

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      softmika yes 😂😂😂

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      I can’t be the only one that found him attractive doe 😳

    • @auocados4875
      @auocados4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      nora 노라 the quiet ones always packing 👀

  • @sophiahaun4978
    @sophiahaun4978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Fun fact- jasper flipping the baseball bat was not part of the script, the actor who played him said he was just messing around between takes and it turned out they were recording when he was doin it and decided to keep the clips :)

    • @lyrinis
      @lyrinis ปีที่แล้ว +42

      good because whew did I need to see that 😍

    • @neversaw
      @neversaw 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Explains Rosalie copying in the back lol

  • @Chelsea2.0
    @Chelsea2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Bella saying “as in.. I would become the meal.” GAVE ME SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT I ALMOST CRY EVERY TIMEA

    • @oliviafreeman3083
      @oliviafreeman3083 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I actively skip that part cause I cringe too hard

  • @peach-mn4bq
    @peach-mn4bq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16776

    Y’all remember when Edward brought Bella to his house for the first time and mans had a whole wall of graduation caps💀💀💀💀💀

    • @gigigiooo
      @gigigiooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      peach hey that was pretty funny actually

    • @CeramicQuill
      @CeramicQuill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1235

      Why would they choose to go to HS year after year, go to college. Gosh dang it.

    • @embergray1328
      @embergray1328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

      @@CeramicQuill They do, but they don't like to have to move every 4-5 years. So they start their "new" lives midway through high school so they can have about 6-8 years to stay in the area before moving again.

    • @gigigiooo
      @gigigiooo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Ceramic Quill they did

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      OFMGO FR I-

  • @kenedytaylor8136
    @kenedytaylor8136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20503

    "are you sure she's italian?" "well her name is BELLA" five vampires and not a BRAIN BETWEEN THEM

    • @letyourselfrest8932
      @letyourselfrest8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

      "MOM SAID IT'S *MY* TURN TO GET THE BRAINCELL !!"

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

      Anonymous It’s like that one scene with the Three Fates fighting over the eyeball in Disney’s Hercules

    • @letyourselfrest8932
      @letyourselfrest8932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@parkchimmin7913 yes precisely

    • @Privacymode
      @Privacymode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@letyourselfrest8932 th-cam.com/video/JwkfaqiQ7r8/w-d-xo.html

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kenedy Taylor i’m screamifndkajab

  • @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW
    @RedVinesTheUmbridgeW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    are we not going to talk about the literal child in their gym class at 1:24 lmaoo

  • @bridiejones2696
    @bridiejones2696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    "almost flipped off emmet"
    bro i think he actually did 😂

    • @josied2009
      @josied2009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He definitely did and that just makes it that much better

  • @im_an_oyster
    @im_an_oyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3066

    These movies have the most accurate portrayal of teen stupidity I have ever seen in Hollywood

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Joyce K I know right, it was ON POINT.

    • @illegalmaknae550
      @illegalmaknae550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I haven't seen the movie yet but when I saw the scenes of the teen in it I'm like "that's me & my friends 100%!!! XDD so accurate!"

    • @allegraanegra455
      @allegraanegra455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Definitely they never asked the important questions and neither do the parents but with all of that I still loved it.

    • @materialgirl1585
      @materialgirl1585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I remembered watching my friends fighting over Edward and there was me standing there completely lost

    • @im_an_oyster
      @im_an_oyster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Katie Dyer if you're a teen rn trust me you'll look back at your teen self when you're older you're gonna say wow I was dumb. Actually scratch that you're gonna be doing that for the rest of your life you'll be 30 looking back at your 20 year old self and saying wow I was dumb

  • @thiccbexi5417
    @thiccbexi5417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27269

    I think Robert Pattinson hating Edward more than anyone else does is the funniest part about the Twilight series

    • @martianqueen3553
      @martianqueen3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      Lexi Marie YES EXACTLYYYYY it’s like the only thing that doesn’t make me regret my twi-hard phase.

    • @lcmassine
      @lcmassine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Same tho!!!!!😆😄😁😅

    • @berri3792
      @berri3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Lexi Marie He needed to make that BREAD

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lexi Marie YES AHAHA

    • @Cllocopine
      @Cllocopine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I mean, the only part about the movies I don’t find ok or even good are the parts where Bella and Edward are alone, but even those parts can be tolerable when you’re imagining Robert cringing saying all of his lines out loud.

  • @magzdilluh
    @magzdilluh ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I love how even the Twilight haters have no choice but admit the vampire baseball scene is friggin amazing

    • @booksforver
      @booksforver 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      There was no dialogue

  • @aholman102
    @aholman102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    5:45
    Rosalie: "is she even Italian?"
    Emmett: "her name is Bella"
    is literally peak comedy

  • @neogotmywig5770
    @neogotmywig5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5132

    i died at the last two jasper edits, when he doesn’t look like he’s experiencing kidney failure he’s so cute

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      he's the cutest bloodthirsty cowboy i've ever seen

    • @i_dontknowaskme_later2593
      @i_dontknowaskme_later2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@SyntheticRose Finally someone who understands me!

    • @lilbaddie4502
      @lilbaddie4502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      isn't it the great ending ever? lol, he's just so madly cute and hot at the same time😣❤️

    • @colette.78
      @colette.78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      neogotmywig i replayed him flipping the bat way too many times

    • @etherealintoxicatedcanary9296
      @etherealintoxicatedcanary9296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Jasper is the hottest one fight ne

  • @lustrousient5584
    @lustrousient5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4607

    Bella and Edward: *Just talking*
    Bella’s perpetually ignored friends: 👀👀👀👀👀

    • @grandpayoongi7619
      @grandpayoongi7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      i remember watching Bella's friends watching Edward and Bella 😌

    • @lustrousient5584
      @lustrousient5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I never noticed it until the video called it out 😂

  • @xxbluegalaxyxx4752
    @xxbluegalaxyxx4752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    9:25 THIS WHOLE SCENE I WAS CRACKING UP BECAUSE THE ACTOR LOOKED LIKE HE WANTED TO CRY SO BAD

  • @lailavetter3847
    @lailavetter3847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Gen Z humor be like: “Bella Look! It’s a worm!”

    • @uhronnie
      @uhronnie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      yes yes that's my humor

    • @sky_saga
      @sky_saga ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 accurate

    • @ollie.1564
      @ollie.1564 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alrighty then

    • @nightlysobbing
      @nightlysobbing 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Would Edward date Bella if she was a worm?

    • @sheridanvance7426
      @sheridanvance7426 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@nightlysobbing😭

  • @cupcakesarah43
    @cupcakesarah43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5075

    "Say it!"
    "A mosquito"
    "Close enough" 😂😂😂

    • @Influencerchaos
      @Influencerchaos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂

    • @roxyhannah1220
      @roxyhannah1220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I LITERALLY SAID IT THEN THE SOUND SAID IT and I LOST IT 😂

    • @jo__00__
      @jo__00__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AyanaBananaPanda
      @AyanaBananaPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m crying 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣

    • @bananaborz1
      @bananaborz1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo I read that the same time the as the Audio me I’m deceased 💀

  • @adrianasuarez1858
    @adrianasuarez1858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4031

    I was not ready for that Miley Cyrus stare

  • @katatonic3450
    @katatonic3450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Edward: What’s in Jacksonville?
    Me: Jason Mendoza, an amateur DJ that sells fake drugs to college kids.

  • @teagi
    @teagi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "la push baby, la push"
    i can't stop laughing 😭😭😭

  • @vavaiva4080
    @vavaiva4080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5218

    "Is she even an Italian????"
    "Her name is Bella, duh"
    im dyinggggg

    • @ellefitzherbert7533
      @ellefitzherbert7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Wish we had more scenes with the Cullens talking 😂
      It was sweet how they decided to cook for her too 💕

    • @yanouyang1010
      @yanouyang1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We StAn An ItElEcTuAL KiNg

    • @-venicebltchsshitthatsheus4106
      @-venicebltchsshitthatsheus4106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okay but why is he me

    • @isabelleizzy1927
      @isabelleizzy1927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Our intellectual king✊🏻😌

    • @sirenenoire4091
      @sirenenoire4091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My cousin is named Bella. She’s black...😂

  • @ArgoBargo
    @ArgoBargo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19308

    I love how dramatic they made the “say it” scene when in the book he’s just driving her home and she’s like “so you’re a vampire” and he’s like “haha yeah”

    • @amyturner2034
      @amyturner2034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1257

      I think the main reason the movies are so trash is because they just didn’t follow much of the book. And the actors weren’t exactly peak.

    • @bella7955
      @bella7955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

      @@amyturner2034 the cast were great they really didn't just follow the books

    • @lumossk3657
      @lumossk3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +843

      @@amyturner2034 The books are far worse. The movies are cringe but at least they made something out of it. I mean who could possibly watch a girl fantasizing about her vampire boyfriend for 2 hours straight

    • @animamikonyan514
      @animamikonyan514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@bella7955 Totally agree!

    • @sophie-mh4gb
      @sophie-mh4gb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Lumos SK true the books are so horrible

  • @sparky5415
    @sparky5415 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    5:25 can we appreciate the bucket staying perfectly still when Edward literally heavily jumps on her truck

  • @abbie7099
    @abbie7099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    “A mOuSe qUiToH”
    “fucking close enough”

  • @lv5106
    @lv5106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3049

    “And that’s how Regina George died” I-

  • @juliannewagley2228
    @juliannewagley2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8867

    These movies are like cocaine to me- like I know that they are awful but I can’t get enough of them

    • @ellenl.r.p.obrien4661
      @ellenl.r.p.obrien4661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Omg same lol

    • @yamilaperez9789
      @yamilaperez9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      mood af

    • @phibijoseph
      @phibijoseph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      Your own personal brand of heroin...

    • @mik-exe-
      @mik-exe- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Someone actually put it into words 👆👏

    • @krispy2669
      @krispy2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      exactly

  • @aaliyahsibinski9038
    @aaliyahsibinski9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Emmett being a himbo:
    *giving the safe sign when Rosealie gets out*

  • @bellalouise5126
    @bellalouise5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Did you see how I minded my business?” THIS KILLED MEEEEEE 💀💀💀💀

  • @theskyisonfire
    @theskyisonfire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1856

    When Jasper doesn't look like he's having a stroke he's actually freaking hilarious 😂

    • @Andjelka99
      @Andjelka99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      That training scene in 3rd movie 😍. I fell in love. Honestly that training scene is only good thing from that part (maybe fight)

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jasper was always my fav. i'm glad to see him finally being appreciated. It's about damn time.

    • @gingersnaps576
      @gingersnaps576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Andjelka99 I love Jasper and that part. But at the same time, I didn't like that scene because I felt like his country draw was super forced, overly done and didn't sound natural to me. He didn't even have an accent in prior scenes up untill that point, at least not as strong. Idk just kinda bugs me. 🤷‍♀️

    • @ashyroy9454
      @ashyroy9454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gingersnaps576 just think of it as training bringing up memories and that causing his accent to reveal itself. At least that's what I like to imagine

    • @gingersnaps576
      @gingersnaps576 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ashyroy9454 Yeah, I guess that's a good way of looking at it. Lol

  • @Lizzy3D
    @Lizzy3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    Bella's classmates have such natural teenage interactions.. I don't think I've seen it that good elsewhere

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Yeah! That’s one of the amazing things about this movie! Every teen character acts like a believable teenager. I’m other shows like riverdale all I see is a bunch of 25 year olds pretending to be teens but when I watch twilight I get nostalgic about my high school days cuz I see my dumbass cringy teen self in them and it’s heartwarming to see a movie where teenagers are simply teens. Ya know besides all the supernatural stuff lol.

    • @dee_deer
      @dee_deer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Synthetic Rose riverdale teens are HORRIFYING lol

    • @Rita-ri4jq
      @Rita-ri4jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Diandra agreed

    • @uhnyluh
      @uhnyluh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dee_deer oh God don't remind me...DID YOU SEE JUGHEAD SINGING "EXQUISITE CORPSE" 🤢 i was SCREAMING

    • @pietraharrop
      @pietraharrop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It's really great... I think they tried to make them as normal as possible to contrast with Edward and Bella being really weird old souls hahah

  • @prettymuchaheadass348
    @prettymuchaheadass348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    the only thing this is missing is carlisle’s “good kitty” 😩😩

  • @coldcovoi5408
    @coldcovoi5408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    We really clowning on “Good news, Edward isn’t technically alive either?” That shit was HILARIOUS

  • @kjxnz
    @kjxnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11819

    The fact that Anna Kendrick doesn’t remember being in this

    • @micah4204
      @micah4204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +789

      SHE DOESNT!?!!!

    • @jaydebarroso
      @jaydebarroso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Just Kaijxnz ARE YOU SURE

    • @lisalee1557
      @lisalee1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1604

      maybe she wants to forget

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      dude WHAT where does this happen I need to see

    • @ilovehaseul5010
      @ilovehaseul5010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Idk but I remember the interview

  • @leiaorgana_
    @leiaorgana_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8958

    I love that everyone on the planet agrees that the Baseball Scene™️ is cinematography at its finest.

    • @eceerbas9819
      @eceerbas9819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Amy DeMoney song makes it 37284838 times better

    • @cjjenkins6357
      @cjjenkins6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I’m the 1000th like and I’ve never been prouder of myself

    • @alexismaynard9983
      @alexismaynard9983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Allons-y, Alonzo!

    • @mai-ya-hee
      @mai-ya-hee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Plus supermassive black hole

    • @andreabritovillalobos8902
      @andreabritovillalobos8902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the tm WJDBWDWJ

  • @triniteeelvert9563
    @triniteeelvert9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    jasper is SO underrated 🙄🤚🏾✨❤️

  • @sedona8502
    @sedona8502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    you missed the best part when edward says “CARLISLE” 😭😭

  • @ceradaddygibson
    @ceradaddygibson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    The first thing twilight got wrong is how fascinated anyone was with Bella

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

      That's in the book though. People didn't flock to her because she was interesting. Far from it. She was quiet and awkward, not to mention that she hated being in Washington because everything was so different from Arizona. I live in Arizona, but I previously lived in Washington for 4 years, so I get it. She was just a gloomy, depressing person who hated her situation and was altogether boring because she kept to herself. The only reason why people in the book even took notice of her was because she was from a vastly different state, was the mysterious daughter of the local police chief, and was the "outsider" who didn't know how things worked. Forks is a small town, and having an "outsider" come to stay was suuuper interesting to the friendlier, "let's be insta friends!" people at school. I get it. Put yourself in those kids shoes. If someone appeared out of the blue halfway through the school year and attended your small high school in your small town, you would be curious about them at the very least. This "outsider" is the one person you didn't know growing up, whereas all the other kids went to the same elementary school, middle school, and high school.

    • @kreepykulture
      @kreepykulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Honestly Kirsten Stewart is gorgeous I get it lol

    • @ceradaddygibson
      @ceradaddygibson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      mydearalice oh ya she is for sure, but Bella as a character is incredibly dull

    • @kreepykulture
      @kreepykulture 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@ceradaddygibson agreed LMAO shes actually somewhat sarcastic in the books and has more to say but like... besides being well read she doesnt ever do anything good or interesting lol. Self insert characters be like that. Also I'm jealous I dont look like kristen stewart 😭

    • @org6760
      @org6760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@ceradaddygibson *weird how you didn't respond to elbarbaro answer, which actually accurately explains why everyone was fascinated With Bella*

  • @pipergrant7903
    @pipergrant7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    2:15 "Um she's with Jasper, the blonde one who looks like he's in pain."
    I'm crying LOOK AT HIS FACE

    • @curiousnerdkitteh
      @curiousnerdkitteh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Jasper constantly looks like he's in pain or constipated. As does Edward. Cause they're both super hungry for Bella's blood.

    • @elisemcdonald7475
      @elisemcdonald7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There just holding back there massive farts the entire freaking movie....

  • @werewitchling4317
    @werewitchling4317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The prom scene with Jessica and Bella talking about her boobs makes me laugh so hard like Bella giving us thumbs up oh my gosh so funny I'm crying 😂😂😂

  • @faesforest
    @faesforest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3263

    Fun Fact: when my parents went to see Twilight when it came out they almost got kicked out of the theatre for laughing too hard at the acting

    • @jenniferjansen4063
      @jenniferjansen4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I had to reread the books after seeing it because I couldn't believe how bad the movie was, lol

    • @anonymoususer3888
      @anonymoususer3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Haha that's awesome

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jennifer Jansen oof mood

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Anonymous User my parents are legends but also need to work on being less annoying in public lmao

    • @anonymoususer3888
      @anonymoususer3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@faesforest same, haha

  • @Angelbabylove1218
    @Angelbabylove1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5617

    “And that’s how Regina George died.”
    I HOLLERED

  • @leinahstarr7007
    @leinahstarr7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I never heard the "let a player play" in the background before this edit, I am dying 🤣🤣

  • @lex1086
    @lex1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:00 bella always seemed so genuinely happy with Jake

  • @luizabell4056
    @luizabell4056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4001

    oml the cooking scene when the cullens cooked a whole ass feast for Bella and then she just declined it- IT WAS SO AWKWARD

    • @kiara8968
      @kiara8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +459

      technically she didn’t decline it, edward declined it for her even though i’m sure she would’ve tried eating it. but yeah, i hate that scene

    • @SJ-vv8vt
      @SJ-vv8vt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      Anon A I interpreted that completely differently. Bella was pretty much guaranteed to die during childbirth and Rosalie didn’t give a single fuck because she was so desperate for a baby that she didn’t care if Bella died. Remember when she was human, all she wanted was a family? That’s what made me hate her.

    • @TheColorfulMermaid
      @TheColorfulMermaid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Anon A every time I see those last two movies it definitely seemed like Rosalie wanted to steal that child 😭 Bella would hold her own kid for like two minutes and Rosalie would come around like “My turn!” Like no, that is not your child, let me hold my own kid lol.

    • @asif7858
      @asif7858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Anon A lmao yeah, as soon as Bella gave birth, she didn’t care about her anymore. Everyone was worried if Bella was gonna pull through, and Rosalie was too busy playing mom.

    • @99kiwifruit88
      @99kiwifruit88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nani Torres In the books it's made pretty clear she is jealous about the baby

  • @scarlettjade1059
    @scarlettjade1059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3141

    "man f*ck these fries!" had me dying because i never noticed how angry and disgusted he looked in that scene

  • @infernal..
    @infernal.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:51 the shot thingy is satisfying

  • @frostyhannah
    @frostyhannah ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As someone from Arizona I felt it on a deeper level when Jessica asked why Bella wasn't tan

  • @caitlinistired1050
    @caitlinistired1050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3314

    "Edward doesn't LIVE.... in town"
    HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

    • @ecampbell9506
      @ecampbell9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Well technically you're right, but she was mainly referring to the fact that they live just outside of forks, so technically not IN town.

    • @emh.1111
      @emh.1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      TECHNICALLY

    • @purva4857
      @purva4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i didn't notice it tooooo

    • @brooklynluna1626
      @brooklynluna1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OHHHHHH

    • @robertthomasdouglasp6564
      @robertthomasdouglasp6564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask people why they’re white!!! Got me LMAO

  • @pennymoon1668
    @pennymoon1668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4998

    Bella's dad was the best part of this franchise and y'all know it...

    • @WinterSPF15
      @WinterSPF15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I agree so hard. All I want is a rewrite comedy where Charlie is the main character, the rest of the story stays exactly the same, we just see how he rationalizes all the weird shit and then finally learns what's going on. (That scene with Jacob in the woods is the best lmao)

    • @SillhouetteSonata
      @SillhouetteSonata 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol it could be a horror comedy like Tales From The Gad Station

    • @TheOMGRamen
      @TheOMGRamen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I've been saying this for YEARS

    • @queenelizabee7246
      @queenelizabee7246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed

    • @lillith5389
      @lillith5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      don't forget michael sheen

  • @luvhclxuds-
    @luvhclxuds- 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    "it's not my birthday but thanks for all that cake" got me cackling like a decapitated witch 😭

  • @CitrusClown
    @CitrusClown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The humans actually act like kids a lot of the time, it's just Bella and Edward (and really Bella is only weird when she's with Edward) that are the ones that act super odd lol

  • @lyrac723
    @lyrac723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    People really miss the gems of twilight: Bella's dry humor, Edward's faces, all the good music

    • @Olivia-dm9jd
      @Olivia-dm9jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      lyrac723 THEY PLAYED THE SAME SONG FOR EVERY SCENCE THO 💀😭

    • @lyrac723
      @lyrac723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Olivia-dm9jd lmaoo i knowww. But you can't help what you like😭

    • @Olivia-dm9jd
      @Olivia-dm9jd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lyrac723 yeah you’re right lmao 💀💀

    • @tnawarna
      @tnawarna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and Carlisle. don't forget Carlisle

    • @2000fiona
      @2000fiona 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Decode and A Thousand Years aaaaaaa

  • @xoxoquinny
    @xoxoquinny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    “But Emmet likes to be tall” had me dead

    • @deserae2891
      @deserae2891 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      idk why it reminded me of that one scene in that 70s show where kitty gets a dog and shes grooming him on the counter😭😭

  • @OrangesRBerries
    @OrangesRBerries ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As someone who's never seen Twilight, this is incredibly entertaining.

  • @nxlly1787
    @nxlly1787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "That's So Raven" I HOLLERED PLEASE-

  • @GalaxyWolf2882
    @GalaxyWolf2882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    When everyone is Team Edward or Team Jacob but you’re Team Jasper.

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Ah I see, you are a man/woman of culture as well ❤️

    • @mankosdream6138
      @mankosdream6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i’m team emmett nalfjsga

    • @cr1tikalfuckr69
      @cr1tikalfuckr69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mankos dream taste!! he's so underrated and idk why

    • @chelseawilson7723
      @chelseawilson7723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i'm team carlisle as fuck

    • @mankosdream6138
      @mankosdream6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chelsea Wilson also a wonderful team eheheh.

  • @harleenquinzel3442
    @harleenquinzel3442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:06 is the most emotion we see out of her in the whole series

  • @ebonyqueen_riri3510
    @ebonyqueen_riri3510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:58 After alllll this time y did I never notice Jasper and Alice sitting like that. #CoupleGoals for real 😭😍

  • @paigee5269
    @paigee5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7140

    "he always looks like he's in pain"
    it gets funnier when you realise jasper can sense peoples emotions, and he's in a high school cafeteria.
    Edit: for those who didn’t understand, my joke was that jasper looks as If he’s in pain because he’s feeling the pain of the students around him, if you read it another way, that’s still fine lol.

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ashcanicall5297
      @ashcanicall5297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      That and he's Hungry all the time cause he's the newest vampire in the family. They really didn't think that one through.

    • @fatema861
      @fatema861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Underrateddddd

    • @zighaah9359
      @zighaah9359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@ashcanicall5297 He should've just been homeschooled or something.

    • @daydreams6956
      @daydreams6956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@zighaah9359 he would probably get bored and i don't think he would stay away from alice for that long

  • @WaaOos
    @WaaOos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    Ok but I can just picture this as a really light hearted movie about Bella being a socially awkward teen living with her socially awkward dad, with her dry ass humor and being done with her dumbass friends 90% of the time and Edward the emo vampire that is perpetually embarrassed and disgusted by his weird ass family and WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE THAT GOD DAMMIT

    • @jliA7
      @jliA7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I want to see this 😂 Also I love it how Edward was funny and teasing Bella in the books (or in Twilight, I don't remember the rest). In the movies he was more serious or just awkward.

    • @cthonisprincess4011
      @cthonisprincess4011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shui MM The sad thing is that if you remove the creepy parts of the books, the Twilight Saga would actually be pretty cool. There is so much you could do with the premise.

    • @auocados4875
      @auocados4875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i would’ve loved that

    • @woolfmcwolf
      @woolfmcwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cthonisprincess4011 But isn't their immortality always going to be a major creepy plot point? Edward being a 109 or whatever in love with a 18 year old

  • @audrey7744
    @audrey7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Is there anything better than 😺. Yes a really good book” got me laughing like a maniac 😂😂😂

  • @keisha6893
    @keisha6893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I sleep well at night knowing Edward doesn’t force himself onto Bella 🧘🏽‍♀️

  • @scottpilgrimpwns
    @scottpilgrimpwns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2356

    I know we're getting the new book in Edward's perspective but honestly I'd kill for a chance to get a movie about the other kids just fucking around in the background.

    • @natashadwyer8336
      @natashadwyer8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      WE AREEEEE WHENNNNN

    • @faithelliott5621
      @faithelliott5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Natasha Dwyer check Stephanie Myers website

    • @rawanx_x
      @rawanx_x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Natasha Dwyer TAG STEPHENIE @STEPHMYERS bitTCH GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE AND TAKE SOME NOTES

    • @razz0dazzle
      @razz0dazzle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rawanx_x @stephmyers please see the above lol

    • @Emily-sq8ec
      @Emily-sq8ec 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Why would we want anything in Edward's perspective?
      I totally agree with the movie about our high school kids just doing what they're doing.

  • @Isabelle-hi1ut
    @Isabelle-hi1ut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8085

    "Is she even italian?"
    "Her name is Bella."
    *we stan an intellectual king*
    Omg I laughed way too hard at this lol.

    • @its_meenay
      @its_meenay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      😭

    • @notky848
      @notky848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      BYE I WAS SCREAMING 😭😭

    • @soscili5126
      @soscili5126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't get it

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wtf even 😂😂

    • @maecarswell5728
      @maecarswell5728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@soscili5126 bc isabella is a italian name - and i think that these vampires kinda have smt 2 do with italy idk but im fully italian and idk an6 isabellas

  • @rosebutterfly8084
    @rosebutterfly8084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:15 wiggle wiggle wiggle 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @fearythings
    @fearythings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love when Emmett waves at Bella with a knife. I also love Edward and Emmett bashing into each other at baseball.

  • @bananache4793
    @bananache4793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5684

    the one girl in class: *imagining herself making out with edward*
    edward: 👁👄👁💧

    • @sofiafernandes9
      @sofiafernandes9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +556

      Have you ever been in public, though something inappropriate, then looked around and tried to check if anyone reacted to it? Being a pervert is very stressful I tell you.

    • @11more40
      @11more40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@sofiafernandes9 the language from my country isn’t english, so i always think about stuff in english, so no one can understand me

    • @norakaayeb7407
      @norakaayeb7407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@11more40 haha u do that

    • @Hannah-xs7ri
      @Hannah-xs7ri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@11more40 that's pretty intellectual

    • @11more40
      @11more40 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Hannah-xs7ri ty :)

  • @eviexiong7985
    @eviexiong7985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    This makes me think that this whole movie was never real and it’s always been just parodies

  • @rawr7683
    @rawr7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    the love for jasper in this is justified and relatable.

  • @miarichardson4733
    @miarichardson4733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    That entire scene when he says that Bella already ate makes me wanna jump outta a window

  • @gabriellecarlen3452
    @gabriellecarlen3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3077

    This movie just made me have 2nd hand embarrassment. Like when Bella said, “meaning I would become the meal.” I cringed soooo hard.

    • @kate26883
      @kate26883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      UGH SAME

    • @snows12152
      @snows12152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ah shit I cringed so bad even when I first watched dat

    • @gabriellecarlen3452
      @gabriellecarlen3452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @belm3883
      @belm3883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I cannot watch that scene without cringing. Every. Single. Time.

    • @razrv3lc
      @razrv3lc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I’ve literally never watched the rest of the movies because the first one embarrassed me so badly. I tried watching the second one once but had to turn it off in the first ten minutes lmao

  • @gretchenreyes1160
    @gretchenreyes1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2759

    THIS IS HILARIOUS, the baseball scene will forever hold it’s place in cinematic history.

    • @justipooh6866
      @justipooh6866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Omg tell me your name is actually Gretchen.

    • @gretchenreyes1160
      @gretchenreyes1160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      •JustiPooh• yes i’m so fetch

    • @isabellahernandez5461
      @isabellahernandez5461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gretchen reyes heyyyy Gretchen

    • @friedoreos7354
      @friedoreos7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Isabella Hernandez aren’t you from Arizona bella? Aren’t you supposed to be like..really tan?

    • @edidi5717
      @edidi5717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i think it's really cool but i will never understand why they need lightning

  • @graemewest9887
    @graemewest9887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Never seen this movie, but the humans are actually pretty wholesome ngl 🥰🥰 I love how nice they are to Bella

  • @d.reenashri2423
    @d.reenashri2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    7:48-To check whether her blood is impure with venom or not.

  • @luciabreccia1901
    @luciabreccia1901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1177

    I love that we hated these movies when they came out but now tey're creeping their way into being cult films.

    • @cassieearle9196
      @cassieearle9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      we gonna make them into cult classics. "the Room? i don't know that bitch, twilight is my go to cringe movie."

    • @inkyluminals8487
      @inkyluminals8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cassie earle oh hi mark 🥴

    • @cassieearle9196
      @cassieearle9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@inkyluminals8487 bella swan is literately Johhny.

    • @howlwhat4498
      @howlwhat4498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i was one of those ppl who saw it in theaters 6 times and waited outside of hot topic for the midnight release of the dvd lol

    • @pizzalisp5427
      @pizzalisp5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not gonna lie, I was a former hater. I still think they're kinda bad, but I can appreciate the atmosphere they were going for. Kind of a guilty pleasure, really. I still need to see them all the way through tho ^^'

  • @Sara-dp5dg
    @Sara-dp5dg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1242

    Twilight did Robert Pattinson dirty. I was watching a vouge interview of him the other day and he looked cute as hell. His hair was cute, face and demeanor was awkwardly cute. I thought he was so ugly in twilight but he's so attractive in real life

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That’s understandable everyone has their own taste :)

    • @importantstuf8870
      @importantstuf8870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He gets better looking in the later movies

    • @Smandythk
      @Smandythk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sara yesss you should see him in “ water for elephants” that movie really highlighted some heroic romance aesthetics

    • @cr1tikalfuckr69
      @cr1tikalfuckr69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sara i thought he was so unattractive when twilight first came out but rewatching it like +10 years later (can't believe this came out in 2008 omg) i find him pretty attractive now..

    • @mon.xox0
      @mon.xox0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I've been searching good movies to watch during this quarantine and I founded lots of movies where he appears, I watched High Life two nights ago and OMG HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME. He's beyond attractive in that film, and trust me I also grew up finding him quite ugly (I perfectly understand people's different taste) but now I see him as a really hot man!

  • @missprincesslaura12
    @missprincesslaura12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    3:17 - everything is perfect but - BUT, I wish you would’ve added when Charlie closes the curtain on the kid that almost hit Bella, I was younger when these movies came out but I still always die laughing at that scene 😂

  • @KayaFoote
    @KayaFoote 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    no one gonna talk abt how Bellas dress magically turns dark blue once they arrive at prom💀

  • @jennifer386
    @jennifer386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3190

    Ngl i almost thought Shakira played Rosalie when I first saw this movie

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      They are both blonde and powerful women that never age lol

    • @kpopmessedmalifeup
      @kpopmessedmalifeup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      BROOOOOOO I SCREAMED, SO DID I !!!!!!!

    • @BriarMaeriSibyle
      @BriarMaeriSibyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why would you do shakira dirty like that

    • @rachelbowers912
      @rachelbowers912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YO I USED TO THINK SHAKIRA PLAYED VICTORIA!

    • @MoonlitPW
      @MoonlitPW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I SEE IT NOOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL ~My fangs don't lie~

  • @parkchimmin7913
    @parkchimmin7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    Never realized how Bella’s human friends have more personality than the main characters themselves edit: YO YOU WATCH PRETTY MUCH IT TOO?! Edit: Oh wow, all of the side characters have more personality

    • @prisceIIa
      @prisceIIa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      PRETTY MUCH IT GANGGGGGGGGGG

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Priscella Ahumada GOOOOOO TIGERS

    • @prisceIIa
      @prisceIIa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Park ChimMin GOOOO TIGERS 😭💙🤍

    • @geniusdork1476
      @geniusdork1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAAAAAA SAEYOUNG MY HUSBANDO

  • @krystalf9437
    @krystalf9437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:35 herbology looks different here so does Cedric

    • @MissleviOsa1520
      @MissleviOsa1520 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I JUST WATCHED HARRY POTTER😂

  • @Onelargefriesplease
    @Onelargefriesplease ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:20 Dude!!! Let them eat cake?!!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-N20
    @user-N20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    What am I?
    SAY IT.
    OUT LOUD.
    a mosquito?
    THE WAY I LAUGHED

    • @susiecarmichael4254
      @susiecarmichael4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      IS THAT JUSTIN WHO SAID THT

    • @eitac8962
      @eitac8962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I laughed way to hard at that 😂😂😂 oh oh and then I WANNA BE A COWBOY 😂🤠

    • @leleslayss7021
      @leleslayss7021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣

    • @BiG-JuPO1O1
      @BiG-JuPO1O1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would say Snowman.

    • @tanvikhare9710
      @tanvikhare9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BiG-JuPO1O1 bloodthirsty snowman. Thanks, for the new plot of my nightmares😀