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  • @myglasseskeepslipping
    @myglasseskeepslipping 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8994

    After reading some of the spicy takes on Stephanie’s writing deficiencies re: jasper’s confederacy backstory, now I really want to comb through the book(s) for textual evidence and write a story. There is a lot of discourse in this comment section about racism, but as someone who has studied and is studying the period (antebellum to reconstruction-era), simply changing Jasper’s allegiance to the union side would not, necessarily, exonerate him from allegations of past racism except in that he would not be on the side specifically fighting to keep black people enslaved, rather the side that fought to keep dominion over a set of states that wanted to leave. Emancipation was not what union soldiers, generals, or even Lincoln went into the war planning: it was a power move halfway through (a very morally good one, I think we all agree). And occasionally, you see records of Union officers acting in blatantly racist ways-take for example Gen. U.S. Grant, who barred Jewish men from enlisting in one state, I think it was Tennessee but I could be wrong, simply based on his own antisemitic opinions (this was before he was the big guy in charge).
    People have all kinds of reasons to want to enlist during wartime, and while I can’t deny that any way I can spin it Confederate Jasper would be at the very least complicit in the institution of slavery, it’s entirely possible that at the time he would see himself as standing up to a tyrannical government. Does this make confederate jasper less racist or problematic? Not really, given what I know about the situation now. Best case, he was just ignorant/brainwashed. Worst case, he was actively malicious. Either way, it sounds like Steph fucked up by leaving details out that she probably thought were implied. Like a lot of the Cullen backstories, sadly. I think someone in a thread here said that all of the Cullens would, by nature of existing in historical periods, have racist ideologies to unlearn, and Jasper is no exception, he just catches more attention than the others because of his association with the Confederacy.
    I firmly believe that there are two kinds of civil war buffs: those who stan the confederacy (yikes) and those who used to do so when they were young and naïve and thought the war was really about “states rights” (cringe). I have my reasons for thinking this, my own experiences (I’m the latter case, in case anyone was concerned) but I think what can be so appealing about the confederacy as a historical entity are the stories, not about the horrific institution of slavery, but about “southern gentlemen” “fighting for their homes” and such. Of course, it’s all propaganda to distract from what really matters (the fact that slavery is objectively morally wrong), but propaganda is effective when it has an aesthetic that people vibe with. And ultimately, I can’t blame Stephanie for falling for that aesthetic because I fell for it once, too. This wasn’t as big of a discussion in mainstream politics 2007 (though, what do I know, I’m a zillennial) so I can understand why Stephanie might think the confederacy was some long-dead ideology that she could use to emphasize how old Jasper was without needing to go into his character growth beyond that point or how he had to de-programme himself from that way of thinking to exist in the modern world because of course he did that work, it just isn’t as important as Jacob being weird and possessive and petty... I’m getting off topic. My intention was to unpack a little of why we (I) feel what we feel about one of my pet historical eras and the care with which even 160-year-old conflicts need to be treated because we’re still feeling the impact even today.
    (Out of curiosity, if any of you book-readers could tell me what rank jasper had, I’d love to know to further contextualize these opinions.)

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1740

      I FUCKING LOVE YOU! Seriously thank you so much for contextualizing this even more with your historical knowledge, it is much appreciated!I pretty much agree with everything that you said.
      To add on to it though, I feel like Gone with the Wind is one of the huge pieces of propaganda for like the southern gentlemanly aesthetic. Scarlett O'Hara is a force to be reckoned with and as much as I adore her I can still acknowledge the racism of the rest of the movie. The thing about the south is that both things can be true at the same time. Southerners can be charming and value hospitality but they can also be racist af. Like they are not mutually exclusive.
      Also Jasper was a major in the Texas calvary I think, i'm not sure about his unit but I know he was a major. Any way I loved every word in this comment if you have any more historical insights please feel free to share!

    • @stankylegenthusiast530
      @stankylegenthusiast530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1631

      Damn shawty, you educated as hell

    • @Aelvee
      @Aelvee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

      How long did it take to write this?? Respect 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏

    • @fedora_the_explorer3862
      @fedora_the_explorer3862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      ya really went for the whole novel huh?

    • @ulasonal
      @ulasonal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      I really want to read that

  • @corydk4834
    @corydk4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6576

    “It’s a wolf thing” should be a shirt.

    • @Dsstiny
      @Dsstiny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I ordered it on aliexpress

    • @justatransfrog743
      @justatransfrog743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ikr

    • @corydk4834
      @corydk4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tatiana that’s even better ngl

    • @mcrwillneverdie
      @mcrwillneverdie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it is a shirt! 😂 I have an old one from torrid

    • @snows12152
      @snows12152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’ll buy it from LE PUSH. ITS LA PUSH BABY

  • @selenegarcia138
    @selenegarcia138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4178

    look when jasper says "my apologizes ma'am" it's like really cute

  • @augustusgloopswag
    @augustusgloopswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13566

    why are they flirting when bella is dying of hypothermia lmaoooooo

    • @victoriapennell1186
      @victoriapennell1186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      this comment made that scene 10000000000000000000x better

    • @lucia-js3ew
      @lucia-js3ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

      *Brokeback Mountain has enter the chat*

    • @isabellavalentinacasas9523
      @isabellavalentinacasas9523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@lucia-js3ew HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    • @rachelagron3414
      @rachelagron3414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Okay but climbing into the sleeping bag is not how you treat hypothermia?? It's how you CONTRACT it???? So he literally just wanted to cuddle her??

    • @augustusgloopswag
      @augustusgloopswag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@rachelagron3414 fndldbdidbdi what do you mean contract hypothermia its not a disease??????

  • @charlotteruby3885
    @charlotteruby3885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4509

    Not me replaying the “my apologies m’mam” part because that is the cutest freaking thing ever and we deserved more jasper and Alice scenes

    • @lyian7
      @lyian7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ma’am*

    • @madisonallen6185
      @madisonallen6185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣right!!! I love the scene

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      IT'S LITERALLY THE FUCKING CUTEST THING

    • @larabarbatowolf803
      @larabarbatowolf803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      alice and jasper are so fucking adorable i can’t- they need a spin off

    • @althealielborja5222
      @althealielborja5222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me the whole day

  • @tootired8303
    @tootired8303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2531

    No one:
    Alice to Jasper: “Country boy I love youuuu” 😜

  • @cactusmom8203
    @cactusmom8203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8671

    bella: literally punches jacob in the face for kissing her
    jacob: "she wants me"

    • @cheyennecuevas3226
      @cheyennecuevas3226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Just like wasabi productions Richard

    • @LesbieAnne
      @LesbieAnne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      literally all men

    • @izzy926
      @izzy926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Cheyenne Cuevas omg exactly what i was thinking lmfaoo

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Dude has hearing issues.. OR it's called denial Jacob DENIAL 😂😂😂

    • @ghostface6419
      @ghostface6419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Brittany Pirtle nah

  • @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040
    @aquietlyconcernedmarshmall2040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    Charlie trying to have the “talk” with Bella is literally my favorite scene ever especially in the book she was so MORTIFIED and Edward knew what was gonna happen it was pure comedy

    • @ava-vd5rs
      @ava-vd5rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      THAT SCENE IN THE BOOK IS HILARIOUS

    • @maguita271
      @maguita271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I just remembered that, priceless!! Gosh, I want to read them again.

    • @SwiftlyGay
      @SwiftlyGay 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      *I* was mortified

  • @antytled
    @antytled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Bella: “Dad, I’m a virgin.”
    Also Bella: *proceeds to try to get those disco balls that same night*

    • @tvojeprezuvky
      @tvojeprezuvky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      i WHEEZED

    • @ghost_ai4125
      @ghost_ai4125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      WHERES THE LIE THO

    • @Ellie_2518
      @Ellie_2518 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      THOSE DISCO BALLS!! 💀💀💀 WHY WOULD THAT BE TRUE THO

  • @binini623
    @binini623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4928

    I personally think Jasper and Alice should've had more screentime and backstory in the movies, they're adorable

    • @clay4961
      @clay4961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Yep and Carlisle and esme

    • @kadenkardell4368
      @kadenkardell4368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I agree, I'm really hoping midnight sun talk about his family more.

    • @clairew972
      @clairew972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Honestly though- an Alice and Bella romance would be so much better. But yeah, there nearly forgotten

    • @maggierappa417
      @maggierappa417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same with Rosalie and Emmett. IMO at least

    • @spitfirerat
      @spitfirerat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The books have their backstories

  • @inniting
    @inniting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3574

    I swear jasper is a HOT country boy

    • @mar.aliashraflo
      @mar.aliashraflo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Yes m’am

    • @brightvcupid5301
      @brightvcupid5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      country boy i love youuuuuu

    • @ale-mn5nx
      @ale-mn5nx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      He has the right “yeehaw” energy 🤠🤠

    • @helladaniela
      @helladaniela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Sis, the confederate army is not cute.

    • @Y0GabaGaba500
      @Y0GabaGaba500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@helladaniela I was just gonna comment this sis😭😭😭 turns out the author is racist oof

  • @eva-wh3mm
    @eva-wh3mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7906

    Let's admit it: jasper and Alice had way more chemistry in the movies that Bella and Edward could ever

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Unicornicopia 102 WHERE IS THE LIE THO? sis you’re absolutely right

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      Bruh their fight scene gave me LIFE

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Riley Lisica Lmaooo it was immaculate

    • @sashal1493
      @sashal1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      tara k that’s so cool! They really are great together....Bella and Edward are fine it’s just....eh

    • @riotgrrl453
      @riotgrrl453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Robert and Kristen were literally together LMAOOO

  • @hp1fen
    @hp1fen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    So alice shipped a stolen car from italy to the states? did she drive on the bottom of the ocean? did she carry the car in a backpack? we stan a logistic queen

    • @bellas5140
      @bellas5140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Edward got her the car when they returned from Italy

    • @jessicac2455
      @jessicac2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      they flew, u can see it in the film. and then they stole the car in italy

    • @NoreeenPlays
      @NoreeenPlays 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Edward bought her that kind of Porsche as like a thank you gift, I guess. She also reminded him that it was bright yellow. 🤣🤟🏻

    • @Mar-ft9xu
      @Mar-ft9xu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Edward bought it for Alice. He bribed her to babysit Bella whenever he went away, but it didn’t work out, but she got to keep her bribe.

    • @EmilyReign
      @EmilyReign 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In the books they shipped the cars around most places they go

  • @sammmysamsung
    @sammmysamsung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4837

    We deserved to see Jasper and Rose have a better fight scene.

    • @mariakara2419
      @mariakara2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YES!!!

    • @Hailey-xu1vc
      @Hailey-xu1vc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Samantha Markham for real 😂

    • @no-gp3yt
      @no-gp3yt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes we do you are so right!!🙂😁

  • @kingelias916
    @kingelias916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    jasper: *shows his arms covered in scars* us: oh shoot that’s hot

  • @jadeambros
    @jadeambros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5395

    Bella: *rejects Jacob in like different 10 movies
    Jacob: I kNoW sHe'S iN lOvE wItH mE tOo
    honey... no

    • @natran7289
      @natran7289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jade Ambrósio you’re at 300 likes and im not gonna ruin that so imma just comment that I fucking agree with youuuuuuuuuuuuu baha

    • @yourstruly7086
      @yourstruly7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      So annoying how she always told him she loved Edward not him, and he kept pushing the “I know you love me” bs on her.

    • @stephcharles5792
      @stephcharles5792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      But she DID love him ?? There is literally a whole section in the book detailing when she finally comes to terms with her love towards jake, the movies definitely didn’t depict her feelings toward him correctly.

    • @yourstruly7086
      @yourstruly7086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Steph Charles but her feelings towards Jake were more affectionate rather passionate love like she had for Edward. It was clear that she was going to choose Edward over Jacob every time, but he still pushed the idea to them.

    • @walkthedead4966
      @walkthedead4966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      But... she actually was in love with Jacob. Bella said it, Edward said, Stephanie Meyers said it. In fact, Meyers was specific enough to say that Bella fell in love with him during the course of New Moon, and that Jacob was right along in saying she was merely refusing to admit it (because she “loves Edward MORE.”)

  • @olivia.mcdonald
    @olivia.mcdonald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    The way Jasper says “never turn your back on the enemy” is my favorite thing ever

  • @hanah4736
    @hanah4736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3663

    “This is the happiest I’ve seen him”
    Robert: *almost gets fired for not smiling enough*

    • @riel8428
      @riel8428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      For real???

    • @michellev86
      @michellev86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Riley Lisica yes ma’am

    • @thebeliebertalkshow
      @thebeliebertalkshow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wait what?

    • @moonmoonface119
      @moonmoonface119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Riley Lisica yeah he was meant to smile way more but he wanted it to be rlly moody, and they almost fired him bc he refused to listen to them trying to make him smile more or something lol

    • @kittengurl220
      @kittengurl220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Lil Plant Kid which is really funny cause in the bloopers and interviews he’s so goofy and joking around

  • @kit_kat_hi
    @kit_kat_hi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    Jacob could’ve at least turned into a wolf before snuggling next to Bella Jesus

    • @adriannemichaels5237
      @adriannemichaels5237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      But how would he fit into the tent?

    • @youknowwhat6873
      @youknowwhat6873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@adriannemichaels5237 I'm pretty sure he would be warm enough to not be in need of a tent .

    • @RoyalGuardEziode
      @RoyalGuardEziode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@youknowwhat6873 it was snowing, and that would mean bella would be on the snowy ground or on wet blankets which is even worse

    • @joslyngilmore7247
      @joslyngilmore7247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I wish Seth would have came in

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He couldve put a shirt on at least

  • @kimberleywilliams7802
    @kimberleywilliams7802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Stephanie Meyers not being able to explain all the Wolf quirks: *iTs A wOlF tHiNg*

  • @kellymurcray6942
    @kellymurcray6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Take a shot every time Jacob says “It’s a wolf thing.”

  • @marina.gansey
    @marina.gansey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    “thEY HAVE TO LEAVE ROOM FOR JESUS” IM WHEEZING

  • @VillainApologist_
    @VillainApologist_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2660

    When I was younger, I was thirsty for Edward, now I'm thirsty for Jasper

    • @camilaborges941
      @camilaborges941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Yikes because I'm thirsty for Carlisle

    • @minecraftcow5847
      @minecraftcow5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Omg same

    • @sirenz11
      @sirenz11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@camilaborges941 daddy issues tingz✨

    • @hannahjeffrey7155
      @hannahjeffrey7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@camilaborges941 same

    • @jvcelynn
      @jvcelynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m the exact opposite now LMAO

  • @aimun5255
    @aimun5255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7983

    Charlie: use protection
    Bella: jeez dad you don't need to worry about that!!
    Also Bella: *gets pregnant

    • @tigistaronica6413
      @tigistaronica6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Then we wouldn’t have had to have seen that dumb cgi baby

    • @maddiecast_
      @maddiecast_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

      Not only did she get pregnant right after high school she got pregnant with a demon baby that grows as fast as Edward running

    • @trashgoblin8885
      @trashgoblin8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      At least they were already married

    • @gemimamola7994
      @gemimamola7994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Maddie Claire 😂😂😂😂

    • @bangtanfoxy
      @bangtanfoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@tigistaronica6413 that freaky scrunched up toddler face actually isn’t CGI. That version is an animatronic doll that they tried at first but gave up on because it was too creepy. They nicknamed it Chuckesmee lmao. It was never actually in the final version of the movie.

  • @leahmojo2178
    @leahmojo2178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    Yooo I am WHEEZING when Jacob entered the tent with the “heyyyy, heeeyyyy. How y’all doin” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @amishasarkar8564
      @amishasarkar8564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 I'm crying rn

    • @Graciegray5943
      @Graciegray5943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'm literally weezing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @elvenscar
      @elvenscar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude that part had me wheezing at work. It took me tf out. I went back and rewatched it multiple times 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunix3259
      @lunix3259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It was so awkward 😂😂

  • @happinessforeverandalways
    @happinessforeverandalways 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1869

    i’m glad i’m not the only one who pretends that Jasper was in the Union army instead

    • @alloffor
      @alloffor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      @Christian Gaines Same, idk why people are so pressed. I might not be the right person to judge American history, being Polish myself, but he was literally born into that time. It shaped him, he was manipulated by Maria after his turning, but knew better and changed for the better.

    • @tastelesscakes
      @tastelesscakes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      iwannadie, y tú?
      Tbh the union army wasn’t that much better 😭 a lot of them didn’t mind slavery

    • @ninaondrakova4350
      @ninaondrakova4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Lovely Cryptid Lovely Cryptid idk if this is supposed to be a joke and if it is, then I'm sorry for not getting it. I don't think that's being racist lol. It just belongs to the story - Cullens don't like the tribe because they're natural enemies, same goes the other way. I suppose Meyer made vampires pale and white because she just imagined them like that when writing the book. I think it really doesn't have anything to do with racism

    • @sera6128
      @sera6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lovely Cryptid Lol, I remember vampires are usually described with pale skin regardless and Bella finds that attractive and describes it as beautiful. Also because the wolves and vampires and really on good terms with each other so no wonder that the Cullens don’t like them.

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Christian Gaines This was never about historical accuracy, no one is ignoring history, no one is pretending that the confederate army doesn't exist I have no clue where you got that from. In the video I specifically said that I was ignoring Stephanie's CHOICE to make Jasper a confederate soldier. I did not say that I was ignoring the entire existence of the confederate army.
      Also the people who refuse to believe in or acknowledge the holocaust are typically nazi supporters. You do understand that people hate nazi's BECAUSE of the holocaust right? So why would anyone who hates nazi's ever choose to ignore that the holocaust happened?
      So no, ignoring the confederacy (literally traitors and racists) and ignoring the genocide of millions of jewish people is not at all the same thing. One last point on the erroneous historical accuracy thing, many southerners did defect and join the union so yes it is historically accurate to say that a texan could've joined the union.
      I've said it before to another commentator but the fact that Jasper is a confederate soldier does not have to be a bad thing. In fact it would make sense if every Cullen was racist considering they are all white people who lived during very racist time periods. However, Stephanie Meyer should have then showed that they then educated themselves against their racist beliefs and have them grow and not be so small minded. She did not do this. So no it's not part of his character development since Meyer literally wrote NOTHING about him becoming less racist.
      From what little of his back story there is it is clear that he can have the same character arc even if he was a union soldier. He does not need to be a confederate for Maria to turn him. He does not need to be a confederate for him to kill newborns only to later see how wrong it is and run away from Maria. He could've done all of that as a union soldier. But Stephanie chose to make him a high ranking member of the confederate army.

  • @kiarabarnes5118
    @kiarabarnes5118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1949

    “OMG i love your ring where did you get it?”
    Edward: “It was my moms in the 1800s”
    “Vintage, so adorable 😍”
    Edward: “Thanks!”
    “That is the ugliest effing ring I’ve ever seen”

    • @kadenkardell4368
      @kadenkardell4368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      i hated it too!!! if you look at the extended version of eclipse they go over the ring and they had two options before that were super pretty. Than stephine drew up that ugly shit and they made it for her.

    • @izzybdosndbhs9161
      @izzybdosndbhs9161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG I LOVE THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @constancekay6144
      @constancekay6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The ring is okay

    • @Tasha22Bella
      @Tasha22Bella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was expecting something seriously dainty and vintage but nope.. That is not it!!!

    • @luciacorbalan3142
      @luciacorbalan3142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whaaat? I like the ring!!!!!

  • @danpaxton3535
    @danpaxton3535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    “That’s so raven” playing when Alice saw into the future KILLED ME

  • @chandalier8996
    @chandalier8996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    “F*ck me, emo boy” is the best way to sum up Bella’s and Edward’s relationship

  • @Oof-uq8fx
    @Oof-uq8fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    "aw dude he's flirting"
    Why did this Mark Lee quote get me cackling 💀

    • @artsy._.
      @artsy._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      DUDE I was looking for someone to point it out,, I didn't wanna be the only one dying over it lol

    • @sammy_owo_7357
      @sammy_owo_7357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh my god same i was looking for this comment

    • @Unknownmillie137
      @Unknownmillie137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      "Ooohhhh
      Check this out check this out
      Hey buddy
      Awwn cmon man
      Aaee-aayy"

    • @nenesdumplings
      @nenesdumplings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude I cackled so hard at all the kpop, Mark Lee just got me dead

  • @shes_lovely4006
    @shes_lovely4006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    “iM a ViRgiN dAd!”
    Charlie: 😳👁👄👁😳
    “AnD iM a ViRgo!”
    Jacob: 👁👄👁

  • @awolfblood
    @awolfblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Synthetic Rose: *posts*
    Me: *grabs inhaler from bag in preparation*

    • @mcd4370
      @mcd4370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have never read something more relatable even if I don’t have asthma, I am wheezing so hard 🤣🤣🤣 can barely breath

    • @amaliarios78
      @amaliarios78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LITERALLY!!!!!

  • @Mambo1061
    @Mambo1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “My apologies ma’am” aka the most romantic moment in the entire series

  • @mankosdream6138
    @mankosdream6138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    “my apologies, ma’am.”
    WHEN I TELL YOU MY SEAT GOT SOAKED

  • @Butterflylobsterclaw
    @Butterflylobsterclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    THANK YOU i thought the ring was ugly too but everyone was like “waaa its his moms!!!” like,,,,,,,,,, then his dad had bad taste what do you want me to say!!!

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      the sentiment behind the ring is really sweet but like its so gaudy and huge! Bella could do some real damage if she punched someone with it. Lol maybe that's why he chose it haha

    • @Butterflylobsterclaw
      @Butterflylobsterclaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Synthetic Rose yes omg i would not be surprised !

    • @AlloLlama
      @AlloLlama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      In the book it’s described as “delicate” - the props department missed that clearly

    • @darianrose2195
      @darianrose2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      There's a different version of it out there that looks more like the book description. Idk why they thought the book description meant a modern huge statement ring.

    • @monarch3495
      @monarch3495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like the ring but that comment is so funny 😂

  • @jasminpenaloza1091
    @jasminpenaloza1091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    Jasper is just 🥵, prove me wrong.

    • @kristynakoci732
      @kristynakoci732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I can't

    • @mar.aliashraflo
      @mar.aliashraflo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Look at Edward. There proved u wrong. Jk everyone has there own opinion

    • @Evilfuzzl224
      @Evilfuzzl224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Jasper is the hottest one in the family 😅 not gonna lie, I always he looked better then Edward 😂

    • @hyungwonsusedcondom3687
      @hyungwonsusedcondom3687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Heather Ballard Omfg yes

    • @camiladiaz4793
      @camiladiaz4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also Jasper saying YES MA’M is 🥵🥵

  • @salem7340
    @salem7340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Charlie was most definitely team Alice. I swear he takes her fishing one day and she just absolutely fills the boat with fish

    • @erinbathie-moore8478
      @erinbathie-moore8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I too am Team Alice

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤢🤮 the cop and the racist with a confederate husband….

  • @Chellekathryn
    @Chellekathryn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +716

    ECLIPSE HAS THE BEST WIGS OF THE SAGA DONT CHANGE MY MIND (lookin at you daddy jasper)

  • @justatransfrog743
    @justatransfrog743 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    “neva turn yer back on yer enemy“
    life lessons with Jasper

  • @elizabeththompson8511
    @elizabeththompson8511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    I think WE ALL know Rosalie would have decked jasper if given an actual fight scene

  • @zanaesimmons9705
    @zanaesimmons9705 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The face Jasper makes after he says “never turn your back on your enemy” is the best thing ever

  • @cabbagecato
    @cabbagecato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Petititon to make a movie about Alice and Jasper's love story

    • @dattrashcan2554
      @dattrashcan2554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Camilla Delano yes

    • @kelleenbrx6649
      @kelleenbrx6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There's a short on it. with Meyer's blessing and Yulin Kuang's Fabulous cinematography th-cam.com/video/mc6XsWqwHV0/w-d-xo.html

    • @annethrax20
      @annethrax20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Petition to rewrite the books so that Jasper is a union spy and is a liberal

    • @Autumn-rt8jg
      @Autumn-rt8jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or that blonde cousin from alaska, and that long haired guitar player in the last movie

    • @anajuliaana6612
      @anajuliaana6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I WANT WATCHED THIS MOVIE WITH ASHLEY GREENE AND JACKSON RATHBONE!!!

  • @emmaoftheshire2455
    @emmaoftheshire2455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Edward: “anything it’s yours” Bella asks for something Edward: um no

    • @mikeynolikey9747
      @mikeynolikey9747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mania!!!!

    • @joan-cv4wq
      @joan-cv4wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yassss fall out boyyyyy

    • @v4mp201
      @v4mp201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      roxanne lim *harry styles activated *

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *confused pikachu face*

  • @eincryptid
    @eincryptid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Jasper was like 16 when he joined the Confederate Army. I like to believe he was just young and believed the propaganda because he didn't know any better, but that he understood the full impact of the war after the fact.

    • @codybaggett5329
      @codybaggett5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Michael Cunningham that's exactly what happened.

    • @jaycie2344
      @jaycie2344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      THIS! I actually like the backstory because it adds human flaw. It like he’s always been a “monster” (for lack of a better term) even before he was turned. I like to believe it’s something that motivates him to be better, knowing that he was on the wrong side of history. That was poorly explained I feel like but ✨redemption arc✨

    • @daydreams6956
      @daydreams6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thank you omg

    • @matcha.clouds
      @matcha.clouds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m pretty sure they’d like, kill you if you tried to decline. So, it’s not his fault

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jake F it matters because we, as an audience, can NOT dismiss him being in the confederate army as something insignificant/unimportant. it’s important to recognize how wrong it was so that we remember to not dismiss it so easily in future movies/impactful media/entertainment that’s so influential on the youth!! your comment is pretty ignorant lol, it’s like saying ‘why does anyone even care that he was a nazi? stupid 12 year olds just watch the movie’

  • @ericadebeer2048
    @ericadebeer2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    lowkey simping for cowboy jasper. I'm the only one- Okay I'm fine with that.

    • @urmom-uu3de
      @urmom-uu3de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      girl same i ALWAYS liked jasper and then when we see him in eclipse? GAH DAYUM

    • @humanthatexists1491
      @humanthatexists1491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg though same and his accent is amazing

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's deffinetly the Arizona ranger with the big iron on his hip.

  • @emilymilham9069
    @emilymilham9069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    “Permission from the lord” had me CHOKING ON MY POPCORN MA’AM

  • @journeyhavard307
    @journeyhavard307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    HOW DOES A VAMPIRE EVEN GET IT UP THEIR BLOOD ISNT RUNNING

    • @sierra_2016
      @sierra_2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      EggsMcMuffin
      They’re skin feels like stone, I think it’s always hard lol

    • @xgise
      @xgise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Poison is meant to be like a catch-all fluid, including replacing blood in erections

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@xgise You mean their venom?

    • @xgise
      @xgise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@judithmurray8220 yes, that. I didn't read the books in english so I misuse the words sometimes

    • @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella
      @theSkin_of_a_Killer_Bella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Hold up, so they shootin venom now?
      *I-*

  • @janie3501
    @janie3501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    There’s something about Jacob’s voice that I just cannot take seriously....

    • @lenora-yoder
      @lenora-yoder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I cannot unsee sharkboy

    • @savvyloveshercat7053
      @savvyloveshercat7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lenora-yoder same

    • @savvyloveshercat7053
      @savvyloveshercat7053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I told my dad he was sharkboys actor the other day and ny dad said now he cant take jacob seriously

    • @thatoberverguy1
      @thatoberverguy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It’s called bad acting

    • @elle2967
      @elle2967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lenora Yoder SAME

  • @KarlaAlexia
    @KarlaAlexia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Technically Alice didnt keep the car she stole she just made Edward buy her the exact same one for saving him😂we love a queen

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y’all stan a racist confederate-loving “queen” like it’s cute…

  • @Sacrimony_
    @Sacrimony_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    Alice and Jasper's relationship is honestly the cutest thing ever

  • @dystoniacdiaries
    @dystoniacdiaries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    So Stephenie's trying to tell me that Carlisle, being a billionaire couldn't have loaned a boy $20 for a space heater??
    PS The edits had me SCREAMING!!!

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      or those "hand warmer" pouches you can get a pack of for like $1. Get several, stick em in her pockets, socks, hat, gloves and boom she's good.

    • @dystoniacdiaries
      @dystoniacdiaries 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@lkcullen1918 I did a Twilight marathon over the weekend and went on a huge Twitter rant about how Bella should've gotten a job. The things you know when you're older...

    • @lkcullen1918
      @lkcullen1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      @@dystoniacdiaries The funny part is that, in the books, she *did* have a job (for a little while, at least). She worked at a sporting goods store, which if I recall correctly is where she got the tent they were staying in lol

    • @satanslily
      @satanslily 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@lkcullen1918 yup, she worked there almost all of eclipse and only quit before the fight with victoria I believe. Thats one thing that has always made me angry was how to movies make bella seem less mature and intelligent than she actually is and made her really awkward. She was just quiet and didn't fit in with other teenagers which is why her and Edward got along, because he didn't either.

    • @emmaebaldwin
      @emmaebaldwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Dystoniac Diaries she worked at the Newton’s sports store (whatever it was called) throughout New Moon, too. It’s how she paid to fix the motorcycles she took to Jake. Also all the hiking gear were never got to see to find the meadow Edward took her to in the first book/movie. They just cut that out of the movie.. we never saw her hiking with Jake to find the meadow, sadly. Should’ve left that bit in because I had no idea that’s where she saw Laurent until I read the books as an adult.

  • @Savikelle
    @Savikelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    I had a massive crush on Edward for years. As an adult that's still there because Robert Pattinson, but shit do I notice Jasper now 😳

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      I notice Carlisle now. I do have a thing for DILFs and hot doctors tho LOL.

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      @@eternalypissed yo same, Carlisle is 🤤😍

    • @eternalypissed
      @eternalypissed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@Savikelle Carlisle is daddy AF

    • @Savikelle
      @Savikelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@eternalypissed 100%

    • @skyhope5105
      @skyhope5105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Lol i never crushed on any of these characters.
      And the sexual tention in the movies is high.
      OOF
      The doc is my choice but still feeling like no.

  • @minlvvs
    @minlvvs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    2:07
    ''ah dude he's flirting~'' mark sweety, what are u doing here? lmao

  • @ellafoster1421
    @ellafoster1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    I love Alice and Jasper's "fight" scene.

    • @ckvids7789
      @ckvids7789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @ringarden3080
      @ringarden3080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Thats literally what i want in a relationship they are adorable

    • @anajuliaana6612
      @anajuliaana6612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I WANT THEY TO PLACE THE OTHERS COUPLES

    • @Eponine_Sandon
      @Eponine_Sandon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That fight scene made me bisexual

    • @rubygracemoseley8144
      @rubygracemoseley8144 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I call it the “Flirt Fight Scene”

  • @sugawarasricebowl7886
    @sugawarasricebowl7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +726

    "Does he makeout with your beanies often??" Bruh I'm deaad

    • @filmsbylis
      @filmsbylis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i thought totally the same the 10th time i saw that escene lmaooo

    • @sugawarasricebowl7886
      @sugawarasricebowl7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@filmsbylis lmaooo

  • @useth3forceforgood
    @useth3forceforgood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    Book Jacob: moody teen who is just trying to cope with being in love and wolfin' out
    Movie Jacob: r/niceguys

    • @saschabeth1852
      @saschabeth1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      idk how long it's been since you read the books but from what I remember he was even worse in them unfortunately

    • @useth3forceforgood
      @useth3forceforgood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sunlight lol 😆

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sunlight omg wait are you talking about the movies or the books? cause I just finished reading the first twilight book and I want to move onto New Moon soon but Ion wanna cringe with anger if jake is gonna act like a dick😭😭

    • @saschabeth1852
      @saschabeth1852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Carina oh no I’m sorry we’re talking about the books they really do be anger inducing (if you liked the first one tho I think the rest of the series is still worth the read despite Jacob)

    • @nayapatreece6156
      @nayapatreece6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sunlight I personally think it was Bella who didn’t give a shit about Jake’s personal decisions. Jacob had a crush on Bella, and she knew this of course and still kept him in an unhappy position. Jacob also knew that Bella didn’t feel the same way, but I felt like Bella should have just left Jacob alone instead of leading him on. In the movie New Moon she literally told Jacob that she didn’t want him to “ stop trying “ ONLY because she wanted to keep him around. Jacob helped by keeping Bella happy which is more than what Edward was doing. Then after she left Jacob to save Edward she’s completely offended because Jacob no longer wanted to talk to her, which is absolutely ridiculous after he spent copious months with her TRYING to make her feel better again after she was deeply depressed. Bella also said in the books plenty of times that she was selfish for keeping Jacob around and putting him in an unhappy position.

  • @nicolemalpicar
    @nicolemalpicar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    For me it's finding out the actors that played Alice and Jasper liked eachother but never told eachother and found out after she was already engaged to another guy. 🥴

    • @haneulchoi2764
      @haneulchoi2764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is this real?

    • @Bleachshugo
      @Bleachshugo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is a thing?? This was real?

    • @KeiLuxe_
      @KeiLuxe_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Bleachshugo yeah it's really its really so sad that they didn't get a chance to confess to each other.

    • @ghost_ai4125
      @ghost_ai4125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      so fricking saaaddd damn

    • @jacquelynroe9036
      @jacquelynroe9036 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whaaat?! That makes me so sad!

  • @gwentaylor6830
    @gwentaylor6830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "it's good that they're getting some bonding time before jake becomes his son in law" I nearly spit out my drink

  • @crimson_auror
    @crimson_auror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3564

    Why does everyone clown Edward for wanting to wait until marriage? Like is that so unheard of nowadays? Give the man a rest

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Because sexual chemistry is important and does actively factor into how the relationship works? Sex can and does break people up regardless of their marital status.
      Like some people like sex and other people don't (stan for ace folk and folks who can't becuase of medical reasons), because of a variety of reasons, but not knowing until you sign a legal contract, where there are multiple legal implications, seems backwards. Like for real people, there is money, time and effort put into a wedding, combining assets and divorce proceedings. Hisotrically, marriage is mainly about money, controlling women, and insuring an heir be born, not about love.
      To each their own and all, but waiting till marriage is an antiquated tradition at this point in time. If you wanna wait for whatever reason (religion, sharing the loss of virginity together, arranged marriage), good on you but know what you may be getting into.

    • @yippehanako
      @yippehanako 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@kraziiXIII wouldn't you know if you have any interest in having sex or not, though? I knew that I had the desire to before I actually did so wouldn't an ace person be opposite?

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@yippehanako There are a variety of factors that influence sexual and romantic desire. Medications that killed my libido led me to thinking I was grey asexual because I'd been on them for the entirety of puberty and several years down the line. It wasn't until I got off those meds suddenly that I realized I felt sexual attraction. I was 21 by then.
      Some folks don't even have the words to describe what they feel towards sex until they are much much older and already married.
      Sex is so often expected in society that you are told things like "you just havent met the one yet" "did you try foreplay" "maybe you have a hormone issue" "maybe your partner is just bad in bed" "wtf is wrong with you". "Maybe you're just a late bloomer"
      Some folks who are sex replused due to trauma can feel still sexual attraction if they aren't ace. Some ace people have sex because they want closeness to their partners or to have children.
      Asexuality is a spectrum and not all people who are ace realize it until much later in life. Some people know from an early age. It is harder to determine why you have a lack of sexual desire than it is when you determine you have sexual desire.

    • @Jaybirdjinx
      @Jaybirdjinx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      I do believe that sexual chemistry can be important but I also believe the gap can be closed by honest communication and a willingness to explore. But to each their own, you make decisions on how your relationship goes and what are your needs. If you can and really want to wait, wait. If you want to have sex before, have it. Edward wants to wait and Bella's ok with that, they at least already have listening part down which is incredibly important. I also really like the subversion that *Edward* is the one that wants to wait and Bella could care less but is still willing to because she loves her vampire boy. I also don't like the clowning on Edward because it shows how people are biased towards dude's being virgins which is antiquated in its own right. I don't think its ok to make fun of somebody's experience or lack of in general. Essay over ':/

    • @douloureux.
      @douloureux. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YES it is

  • @starfusion617
    @starfusion617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    The “hey” “how you doin’?” part with Jake in the tent had me CRYING😂😂

  • @isabellab-c5351
    @isabellab-c5351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The scene of Bella and her dad having "The Talk" was my favourite scene out of all movies. To me, it was like the only time that Bella really showed any character, and it was actually pretty funny to me.

  • @akjaa6256
    @akjaa6256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Bella: *Is literally dying from hypotermia*
    Edward and Jacob: I will do something, that's called a *pro* move

  • @ashleyfaith532
    @ashleyfaith532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    “excuse me sir this is a wendy’s please stop” TOOK ME OUT I died

  • @小美-c7q
    @小美-c7q 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Alice didn't keep the porsche that she stole.
    In the book (newmoon)
    Edward said that he would give alice a yellow porsche as a gift.
    And in eclipse he told alice to take Bella hostage for a couple of days while he hunted. And he rewarded her the porsche

    • @prioskasingh5322
      @prioskasingh5322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thank you so much. I really wanted someone to say that

    • @nokomisnoonan2445
      @nokomisnoonan2445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah i was about to say something about that-

    • @rebecccccaaaaaaa
      @rebecccccaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plus she stole the Porsche in ITALY like how would they get it to Washington

  • @bebesimmons5547
    @bebesimmons5547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

    No one:
    Edward: *gives Bella ring*
    Bella:
    Synthetic rose: "oof girl i can't, its so ugly"

  • @mill-e9771
    @mill-e9771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    Just "its strictly for sleeping, gotta save room for jesus" is the best line ever

  • @Ana-lw6lr
    @Ana-lw6lr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    I died at Mark's ah dude he's flirting 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SodaliteSushi
      @SodaliteSushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Girl I couldn’t breathe💀

    • @brittanyrosie986
      @brittanyrosie986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me too

    • @nikenorman3558
      @nikenorman3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And that clip after thoooo, was lowkey expecting to see a squirrel pop up🤣🤣

    • @vfalcon7864
      @vfalcon7864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me tooooo

    • @athena9836
      @athena9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm wheezinggggg🤣🤣🤣

  • @sofi465
    @sofi465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    THE AHS THEME SONG WHEN JASPER TOLD BELLA HE WAS IN THE CONFEDERATE ARMY LMFAOO

  • @sharontapatuetoa480
    @sharontapatuetoa480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Jasper: don’t loose focus
    Also Jasper: looses focus wit Alice
    (Their relationship is so cute!!)

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gross 🤢 I don’t support racists

    • @rachelreii5952
      @rachelreii5952 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nothing can throw me off my game
      Alice just existing
      Alice throwing him off

  • @mtn.alia_
    @mtn.alia_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “ah dude he’s flirting”I’m dead💀and all of a sudden you hear mark talking

    • @kenyasiamccain8997
      @kenyasiamccain8997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol at that moment I was like how did Mark get here 😲

    • @mtn.alia_
      @mtn.alia_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kenyasia McCain hahah I swear

  • @juliee4868
    @juliee4868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    2:08 it took me a second to realize that's not actually part of the movie😂😂 mark really goes around life giving us these perfect lines

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      his mind is too powerful lol

    • @awolfblood
      @awolfblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For real tho lol

    • @shawol5253
      @shawol5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Haha I was like Mark??

    • @Unknownmillie137
      @Unknownmillie137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shawol525 * same

  • @Jastmoor
    @Jastmoor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    Let's just be honest... Those edits are more entertaining then the actual movies😂

    • @alondrarj6640
      @alondrarj6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I'm watching the movie and thinking "this is too serious, where are the memes?"

    • @elenacabigas9937
      @elenacabigas9937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True though hahah

    • @vianeysoto6806
      @vianeysoto6806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yas-

    • @aminaosman21
      @aminaosman21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesssss

    • @nicolems
      @nicolems 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

  • @bristim9847
    @bristim9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "eclipse is the powerhouse of cell"
    Meanwhile mitochondria: am I a joke to you?

  • @Ty-mu7gl
    @Ty-mu7gl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    5:18 "They have to leave room for Jesus" OK THAT SENT ME OUT

    • @lExN34
      @lExN34 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Times I wish vampires could go to heaven......Edward would be there for sure😏

  • @KL-hr2kj
    @KL-hr2kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    "The Confederate army"
    Oh I see, a Union spy training and "fighting" with the Confederate army, that's a good one, nice one-

    • @codybaggett5329
      @codybaggett5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No. Just one of the many young boys lied to and tricked by the richest and most powerful southern men, into fighting an absurd war for a wrong cause.

    • @camilaspadaro
      @camilaspadaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@codybaggett5329 it was a joke

  • @tanisha._b9033
    @tanisha._b9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    istg Bella was a 100% awake when Edward and Jacob were having that whole convo

  • @jamie.lynn004
    @jamie.lynn004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Rosalie was so robbed of screen time during the fight.💀

  • @isabellagarcia1655
    @isabellagarcia1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO PRETENDS JASPER WAS A UNION SOLDIER

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Confederacy wasn't racist

    • @lunasmith9367
      @lunasmith9367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Kaitlyn Davis am I being whooshed? 😭 please don’t tell me the confederates weren’t racist part of what they were fighting for was literally the right to own slaves

    • @isabellagarcia1655
      @isabellagarcia1655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Luna Smith ha name kaitlyn of course she’d try to defend the confederates

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lunasmith9367 Union was racist too tho. I'm saying it's not just the Confederacy that was racist. U.S. Grant (The Union General) was also a racist against Jews and other nationalities. I'm from New York so please feel free to try and call me a Southern Hick

    • @kaitlyndavis6074
      @kaitlyndavis6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@isabellagarcia1655 damn with a name like Taegi of course you're a misinformed idiot

  • @Crabbypattty
    @Crabbypattty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    The voice effect on “I’m a virgin” sent me🤣🤣

  • @Jk-rg4zd
    @Jk-rg4zd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    6:13 "oh girl, that's ugly"
    Me : what do you expect from a 104 year-old old school vampire. He's not modern, he's ancient lol.

    • @_jules_785
      @_jules_785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He’s and I quote ‘old school’

    • @galaxy7525
      @galaxy7525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My aunt has a ring like that, but with black jewels ........
      it still ugly

  • @julianneboleyn
    @julianneboleyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Considering Jasper describes his early life (both human and after) as hateful, angry, full of death, etc. I got the impression that the fact that he was a Confederate soldier was supposed to emphasize the change from what he was raised with and the new, peaceful life he had gained with Alice and the Cullens.

  • @Minxyxxxx
    @Minxyxxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Edward really waited for 110 years to get married 😂

    • @Minxyxxxx
      @Minxyxxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      OMG THANK YOU FOR LIKING BC TWILIGHT IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND I WATCH ALL OF THE MOVIES and I’m watching them again, I’m watching breaking dawn part 1. I just youre so funny and my dad got mad because he was sleeping and I was dying lol 😂

    • @repulsethemonkey1396
      @repulsethemonkey1396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And possibly waited 110 years to get laid

    • @user-tg7cn5ms2g
      @user-tg7cn5ms2g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the whole “being a vampire” thing complicated things a little bit loll

    • @aiesecvideos6238
      @aiesecvideos6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Repulsethemonkey maybe he slept with another vampire

    • @user-cj1sg3vs3o
      @user-cj1sg3vs3o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That brings us to realise that Bella is 18 and Edward 110 years, bitch WTF

  • @claire-yn2zi
    @claire-yn2zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    AND THERES MARK
    "he's flirting!"
    ...and talking to a squirrel

  • @marina.gansey
    @marina.gansey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    this is the only thing keeping me sane right now, honestly

    • @camiladiaz4793
      @camiladiaz4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the fandom came back for better and to not go insane

  • @ch3rryy_juice
    @ch3rryy_juice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    bro, I showed my friend twilight for the first time and the way she described Jacob was and I quote "A whiny puppy who lost his favorite toy" the toy is a metaphor for Bella.

  • @brianaliu3251
    @brianaliu3251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    HEART EYES AT MY APOLOGIES MA’AM
    also you’re getting source material from the books themselves now? Got ourselves a gentleman and a sCHoLaR

    • @jennjenn3134
      @jennjenn3134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      We don't deserve Synthetic Rose 😩👏

    • @gingahsnixx
      @gingahsnixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is that a quote from theater class 😳

  • @christinem4016
    @christinem4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “Bella is turning into a popsicle and Edward is about to lose it.” 💀💀💀💀

  • @daeira328
    @daeira328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Last time I was this early Jacob was still a sweetheart

  • @ariadnedealmeida8492
    @ariadnedealmeida8492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    6:16 Robert looks so teary in this scene because of the lenses that it gives the idea that Edward would literally cry a river if Bella said no again

  • @megatrongriffin98
    @megatrongriffin98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    “what’s not clickin? WHAT’S NOT CLICKIN?!” IM CRYING

  • @katebandy3085
    @katebandy3085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    this has no business being this funny, I haven't been in the fandom for 3 years and I am ROLLING

  • @christinem4016
    @christinem4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Omg “I’m a virgo!!” Jenna Marbles has entered the chat

  • @Ma-pm1wq
    @Ma-pm1wq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    6:30 most unexcited and unconvincing yes to a proposal ever.

  • @lizforshee2364
    @lizforshee2364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    jasper's "my apologies ma'am :)

  • @cutie3i4
    @cutie3i4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    *I wasn’t asking for permission* “He seems to be doing that a lot recently” I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.

  • @megabrain96
    @megabrain96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    7:23 “This scene is so dark” Things we used to say before we had to suffer through Game of Thrones S8

  • @angiekelley9038
    @angiekelley9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Y'all crying over Jasper being a Confederate while I'm just sitting over here like, "Y'all didn't say a word about Bill from True Blood being a Confederate."

    • @shantelgoated
      @shantelgoated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Nor Damon Salvatore from Vampire Diaries. 💀

    • @riskiersneeze
      @riskiersneeze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shantelgoated did you no that the actor of Rosalie and the actor of Damon got married?

    • @-AnNz-
      @-AnNz- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY

    • @Angelnychole
      @Angelnychole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think the reason everyone loses their shit over jasper being a confederate is because SM didn’t give too much background nor did she give us any character development or more insight into the ‘side’ characters like jasper. Damon from Tvd deserted because he didn’t believe in what they were fighting for plus Damon was the main character of his show, same with Bill though I didn’t watch true blood that often so i don’t really know his story.

    • @corimoon3360
      @corimoon3360 ปีที่แล้ว

      The real question is why are you deflecting and trying to defend a confederate? 🤡

  • @olliehernandez3934
    @olliehernandez3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "It's strictly for sleeping tho. They have to leave room for Jesus."
    I HOLLERED.

  • @selma9450
    @selma9450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    4:54 missed opportunity to write "she won't take the ride on the disco stick in a long time"

    • @SyntheticRose
      @SyntheticRose  4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I have done a disservice to my queen lady gaga for not writing that, this is a travesty

    • @sophia6297
      @sophia6297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "disco dick" is especially funny bc Edward is a sparkly boi

  • @lyrac723
    @lyrac723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    7:38 was literally me during that scene. I was like, jacob just stop embarrassing yourself, she doesn't love you like that kid👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽!! But the proposal scene was so cute😭😭