Here is the English translation: Title: Munakata’s one-day part-time job experience Reisi: Excuse me Izumo: Welcome… ugh….. Mr. Captain! Why are you here….what…. is it blue clan’s patrol? Reisi: No it is not. I have something to consult you. Izumo: Consult? If so, you can just talk to people in blue clan. Why do you come to us? You can consult Ms.Awashima. Reisi: No…. it is something that I find it hard to consult the blue clan members….. Izumo (inner voice): Just now he smartly dodged the suggestion to talk to Ms. Awashima….. Izumo: Well, since it is the request from the student council’s and blue clan’s president, I believe that it is quite important. Reisi: I am glad that you can understand the situation promptly. Izumo: Anyway, since you come to Bar Homra, you are our valued guest. If it is something related to upholding the justice in school or your club matters, I am afraid I am unable to help. Reisi: No it is not like this…. I want to consult you about how to enhance the communication skills. Izumo: Communication? (Inner voice: for people like him, this is indeed a common issue….) Did anything happen? Reisi: Yeah, something did happen. During lunch break, I wanted to have lunch together with my classmates, but I don’t know why they rejected me every time. Also, whenever students need pair up to do activity, I always end up being alone, seeing other people all paired up. I have to pair with the teacher every time. This also happens in physical education classes…..I find myself unable to integrate into my class. Afterall, this is because I have been overseas for study before, isn’t it? Izumo: Ugh… looks like so…. (inner voice: It is also because you are both the blue clan president and school council president) Reisi: Although I have tried very hard to integrate into the class and get along with my classmates, it does not seem to work. Izumo: The essence of interpersonal relationship is the way they interact with each other, after all. Reisi: The way they interact with each other… is it? Izumo: That’s right. The way you interact with others and the way you speak will affect and change the atmosphere. For example, if Mikoto starts to talk the way I do, the atmosphere will definitely change, right? Reisi: Well that is…. something I cannot visualize….. Izumo: Well that is just an example… The important thing is conversation right? Reisi: Conversation….is it? If that is the case, it is still a problem to me…Every time I try to chat with the clan member, their responses are all like “Captain, how long ago did this thing you are talking about happen….” I can even feel the generation gap between us. What on earth should I talk about. Izumo: that sounds a bit hard…. Izumo: Anyway, communication skill is very important. Well then, in order to help you improve your communication skill, how about you do part-time job for one day here? As the teacher said before, knowledge comes from practice. Do you agree? Reisi: Hmmm… part-time job….. You are right, but it might cause much inconvenience for you. I am in your care today. Misaki: Good morning! Geez it is so hot today, I’m so thirsty! Reisi: Hello, pardon me. Misaki: You are the blue clan’s president! Why the hell are you here!? Izumo: Well well well calm down. I am about to explain the situation to you. Come here… Misaki: Situation? What on earth is going on here… Izumo: Actually….. blablabla….that’s it. Misaki: What? Part-time job in order to improve communication skill? Stop kidding me, this guy is from blue clan, and he’s the president. Izumo: Idiot! That is why I help him. If he owes us this time, we will be able to tap on his resources in the future. Misaki: Even if you said so..... Izumo: Having said that, you need to support me, ok? If you don’t support me, I will paste your recent exam result slip just beside the menu. Misaki: Ahhhh, I …I got it! By the way Mr Kusanagi, you look very happy, don’t you? Izumo: (ignore Misaki) Well this is the situation. Mr Captain, please start from helping the customer~ Ok Yata-chan, sit down and pretend you are a customer. Misaki: Okay Okay Reisi: Well then, welcome, dear customer, please place the order. Misaki: O..okay… that is freaking weird…. Reisi: Have you finished deciding on the order? Misaki: Wait a minute! Reisi: Please place order. Misaki: Coke, I want coke! Reisi: Coke is it? Understood. Misaki: Ugh…. Damn, this meaningless pressure from him! Reisi: Sorry for letting you wait. Enjoy your drink. Misaki: O…oh. Reisi: ….. Misaki (inner voice): Why the hell is this guy still standing here. Reisi: Please. Enjoy your drink. Misaki: I know it myself! (drinking coke) Ahhhhh, nice! Coke is the best in hot days! Reisi: Well then…. (pour coke) Misaki: Wait, I have not ordered more yet. Why are you adding more for me? Reisi: this is the refill. Misaki: This is not soba (p.s. seems like Japanese ppl has the custom to have extra noodles when they have soba) Reisi: Do you not need it? Misaki: Well I’m ok, since I’m still thirsty (drinking) Ahhh yummy Reisi: Dear customer, the coke got onto the corner of your mouth (takes out tissue and wipe) Misaki: Damn, what on earth are you doing? Don’t treat me like a young kid. By the way what’s wrong with you?? Why are you doing extra stuff to me?? Reisi: Pardon me. Do you need a refill? Misaki: I’m not talking about that! Mr Kusanagi, this guy cannot make it! He doesn’t know the idea of serving customer! Reisi: Is that so? I thought the most important thing in communicating with customers is to meet their needs. However…. Izumo: Well well, you are not familiar with this in all aspect…. He’s a new joiner, so please bear with him. Misaki: Bear with him…huh
Continuing: Fushimi: Tch, damn! That guy is not around when he is needed for important job. And he went to the club space of red clan? What the hell is he thinking? (Opened the door) Fushimi: Captain, are you here? Reisi: Welcome to Bar Homra. Fushimi: …. What are you doing? Reisi: As you see, I am serving the customer, greeting every customer coming here. Fushimi: No… I want to know why are you doing this. Izumo: Ahh, sorry sorry, actually I can explain the situation. Fushimi: Situation? Is this again some odd game put up by Totsuka? Izumo: No no no, this has nothing to do with Totsuka. Blablabla…. That’s it. Fushimi: Part-time job to improve communication skill? Reisi: Do you understand the situation now? Fushimi: Not at all. Anyway, why do you need to improve the communication skill? Reisi: Because there is a need. And, I need your support, Fushimi-kun. Fushimi: Support? In what way? Reisi: I hope you can pretend to be my customer. Fushimi: Tch, the reason why I came here for you is that there are matters that can only be settled by blue clan president. Instead of doing part time job, I hope you can go back to blue clan and work. Reisi: What a trouble. However, I cannot stop half way in work that I am doing. For the whole day today, I will work as a member of the staff here. Fushimi:…. What about the matters of blue clan? Reisi: I roughly have a plan. Ms Awashima can definitely handle it well. Anyway, I need your support here. Fushimi: Tch… I got it… Reisi: Please have a seat here. Fushimi: Ok ok….. what? You are also here? You are so short as always that I did not notice you. Misaki: Saru! I am sitting here, of course I look short. What the hell are you doing here? Fushimi: What am I doing here? Just because our president is here. Misaki: Then how about doing something about your president. Fushimi: Huh? What do you mean? Izumo: Well well, calm down both of you. Reisi: Dear customers, please be quiet. Izumo: Yes yes, this is the way. Surprisingly you are doing well. Reisi: In order not to disturb other customers, could you please keep quiet. Misaki: other customers? Fushimi: isn’t it just the two of us? Reisi: Please have a seat here. Fushimi: No I said…. Reisi: PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. Fushimi:…. Ok ok….. Fushimi: Tch, I have sat down. Reisi: Have you decided what to order? Fushimi: No I am not thirsty Reisi: HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT TO ORDER? Fushimi: Tch…. Then I would like iced coffee please. Reisi: understood. Fushimi: Ugh…. I want to go back…What on earth is Kusanagi thinking… agreeing to such thing… Reisi: Sorry for letting you wait. This is your iced coffee. Would you like milk or sugar? Fushimi: No thanks. Reisi: You prefer black coffee, right? Fushimi: You are right Reisi: To serve you better next time, I will keep this in mind. Well, enjoy your drink. Izumo: Oh! That’s nice. Memorising the customers’ likes is important. Fushimi:….. hmmmmm…. Reisi: What’s up? Fushimi: Well…. Why are you standing there? Reisi: To serve you whenever you need help. Fushimi: I don’t need that. Please attend to other customers. Reisi: Understood. If you need anything, please call me. Izumo: Right, that’t the way! The most important thing is not going further than necessary. Fushimi: hmmmm….. anyway I just drink a bit…. Reisi: Here you go (adding coffee) Fushimi:Ugh… no…I have not finished it yet, and I did not order for refill. Reisi: I can read your mind that you would like more. Fushimi: Don’t assume I need refill! Izumo: huh….after all it’s a bit disappointing… Reisi: Do you need anything else? Fushimi: That guy is looking this way. Looks like he needs some help. Please go to him. Misaki: No, I don’t! Reisi: Dear guest, I heard that you need my help. If you need anything, just let me know. Misaki: Not at all! Reisi: Oops there’s something on the corner of your mouth, please let me wipe it for you. Misaki: Wait wait, don’t bother it. Reisi: Come come! (Wiping) Misaki: I said don’t do it….stop… Reisi: I am really grateful today for your support. I have learnt a lot. It is important to remember other people’s likes. I have got the essence of it this time. If there is opportunity next time, I will need your guidance again. Well then, good bye. Izumo: haha…..Is that so? That’s great…. Well then, see you. (Reisi went out) Izumo: I kinda understand the reason why he cannot get along with others in his class in the end…. Misaki: No kidding….Don’t come back any more! Fushimi: Damn it…. Why was I involved in this…. (Izumo, Misaki and Fushimi: Sigh…….) End
宗像さんが草薙さんにコミニュケーションの取り方の相談って銀魂の銀さんと終兄さんの回のパロだwww
Here is the English translation:
Title: Munakata’s one-day part-time job experience
Reisi: Excuse me
Izumo: Welcome… ugh….. Mr. Captain! Why are you here….what…. is it blue clan’s patrol?
Reisi: No it is not. I have something to consult you.
Izumo: Consult? If so, you can just talk to people in blue clan. Why do you come to us? You can consult Ms.Awashima.
Reisi: No…. it is something that I find it hard to consult the blue clan members…..
Izumo (inner voice): Just now he smartly dodged the suggestion to talk to Ms. Awashima…..
Izumo: Well, since it is the request from the student council’s and blue clan’s president, I believe that it is quite important.
Reisi: I am glad that you can understand the situation promptly.
Izumo: Anyway, since you come to Bar Homra, you are our valued guest. If it is something related to upholding the justice in school or your club matters, I am afraid I am unable to help.
Reisi: No it is not like this…. I want to consult you about how to enhance the communication skills.
Izumo: Communication? (Inner voice: for people like him, this is indeed a common issue….) Did anything happen?
Reisi: Yeah, something did happen. During lunch break, I wanted to have lunch together with my classmates, but I don’t know why they rejected me every time. Also, whenever students need pair up to do activity, I always end up being alone, seeing other people all paired up. I have to pair with the teacher every time. This also happens in physical education classes…..I find myself unable to integrate into my class. Afterall, this is because I have been overseas for study before, isn’t it?
Izumo: Ugh… looks like so…. (inner voice: It is also because you are both the blue clan president and school council president)
Reisi: Although I have tried very hard to integrate into the class and get along with my classmates, it does not seem to work.
Izumo: The essence of interpersonal relationship is the way they interact with each other, after all.
Reisi: The way they interact with each other… is it?
Izumo: That’s right. The way you interact with others and the way you speak will affect and change the atmosphere. For example, if Mikoto starts to talk the way I do, the atmosphere will definitely change, right?
Reisi: Well that is…. something I cannot visualize…..
Izumo: Well that is just an example… The important thing is conversation right?
Reisi: Conversation….is it? If that is the case, it is still a problem to me…Every time I try to chat with the clan member, their responses are all like “Captain, how long ago did this thing you are talking about happen….” I can even feel the generation gap between us. What on earth should I talk about.
Izumo: that sounds a bit hard….
Izumo: Anyway, communication skill is very important. Well then, in order to help you improve your communication skill, how about you do part-time job for one day here? As the teacher said before, knowledge comes from practice. Do you agree?
Reisi: Hmmm… part-time job….. You are right, but it might cause much inconvenience for you. I am in your care today.
Misaki: Good morning! Geez it is so hot today, I’m so thirsty!
Reisi: Hello, pardon me.
Misaki: You are the blue clan’s president! Why the hell are you here!?
Izumo: Well well well calm down. I am about to explain the situation to you. Come here…
Misaki: Situation? What on earth is going on here…
Izumo: Actually….. blablabla….that’s it.
Misaki: What? Part-time job in order to improve communication skill? Stop kidding me, this guy is from blue clan, and he’s the president.
Izumo: Idiot! That is why I help him. If he owes us this time, we will be able to tap on his resources in the future.
Misaki: Even if you said so.....
Izumo: Having said that, you need to support me, ok? If you don’t support me, I will paste your recent exam result slip just beside the menu.
Misaki: Ahhhh, I …I got it! By the way Mr Kusanagi, you look very happy, don’t you?
Izumo: (ignore Misaki) Well this is the situation. Mr Captain, please start from helping the customer~ Ok Yata-chan, sit down and pretend you are a customer.
Misaki: Okay Okay
Reisi: Well then, welcome, dear customer, please place the order.
Misaki: O..okay… that is freaking weird….
Reisi: Have you finished deciding on the order?
Misaki: Wait a minute!
Reisi: Please place order.
Misaki: Coke, I want coke!
Reisi: Coke is it? Understood.
Misaki: Ugh…. Damn, this meaningless pressure from him!
Reisi: Sorry for letting you wait. Enjoy your drink.
Misaki: O…oh.
Reisi: …..
Misaki (inner voice): Why the hell is this guy still standing here.
Reisi: Please. Enjoy your drink.
Misaki: I know it myself! (drinking coke) Ahhhhh, nice! Coke is the best in hot days!
Reisi: Well then…. (pour coke)
Misaki: Wait, I have not ordered more yet. Why are you adding more for me?
Reisi: this is the refill.
Misaki: This is not soba (p.s. seems like Japanese ppl has the custom to have extra noodles when they have soba)
Reisi: Do you not need it?
Misaki: Well I’m ok, since I’m still thirsty (drinking) Ahhh yummy
Reisi: Dear customer, the coke got onto the corner of your mouth (takes out tissue and wipe)
Misaki: Damn, what on earth are you doing? Don’t treat me like a young kid. By the way what’s wrong with you?? Why are you doing extra stuff to me??
Reisi: Pardon me. Do you need a refill?
Misaki: I’m not talking about that! Mr Kusanagi, this guy cannot make it! He doesn’t know the idea of serving customer!
Reisi: Is that so? I thought the most important thing in communicating with customers is to meet their needs. However….
Izumo: Well well, you are not familiar with this in all aspect…. He’s a new joiner, so please bear with him.
Misaki: Bear with him…huh
Continuing:
Fushimi: Tch, damn! That guy is not around when he is needed for important job. And he went to the club space of red clan? What the hell is he thinking?
(Opened the door)
Fushimi: Captain, are you here?
Reisi: Welcome to Bar Homra.
Fushimi: …. What are you doing?
Reisi: As you see, I am serving the customer, greeting every customer coming here.
Fushimi: No… I want to know why are you doing this.
Izumo: Ahh, sorry sorry, actually I can explain the situation.
Fushimi: Situation? Is this again some odd game put up by Totsuka?
Izumo: No no no, this has nothing to do with Totsuka. Blablabla…. That’s it.
Fushimi: Part-time job to improve communication skill?
Reisi: Do you understand the situation now?
Fushimi: Not at all. Anyway, why do you need to improve the communication skill?
Reisi: Because there is a need. And, I need your support, Fushimi-kun.
Fushimi: Support? In what way?
Reisi: I hope you can pretend to be my customer.
Fushimi: Tch, the reason why I came here for you is that there are matters that can only be settled by blue clan president. Instead of doing part time job, I hope you can go back to blue clan and work.
Reisi: What a trouble. However, I cannot stop half way in work that I am doing. For the whole day today, I will work as a member of the staff here.
Fushimi:…. What about the matters of blue clan?
Reisi: I roughly have a plan. Ms Awashima can definitely handle it well. Anyway, I need your support here.
Fushimi: Tch… I got it…
Reisi: Please have a seat here.
Fushimi: Ok ok….. what? You are also here? You are so short as always that I did not notice you.
Misaki: Saru! I am sitting here, of course I look short. What the hell are you doing here?
Fushimi: What am I doing here? Just because our president is here.
Misaki: Then how about doing something about your president.
Fushimi: Huh? What do you mean?
Izumo: Well well, calm down both of you.
Reisi: Dear customers, please be quiet.
Izumo: Yes yes, this is the way. Surprisingly you are doing well.
Reisi: In order not to disturb other customers, could you please keep quiet.
Misaki: other customers?
Fushimi: isn’t it just the two of us?
Reisi: Please have a seat here.
Fushimi: No I said….
Reisi: PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
Fushimi:…. Ok ok…..
Fushimi: Tch, I have sat down.
Reisi: Have you decided what to order?
Fushimi: No I am not thirsty
Reisi: HAVE YOU DECIDED WHAT TO ORDER?
Fushimi: Tch…. Then I would like iced coffee please.
Reisi: understood.
Fushimi: Ugh…. I want to go back…What on earth is Kusanagi thinking… agreeing to such thing…
Reisi: Sorry for letting you wait. This is your iced coffee. Would you like milk or sugar?
Fushimi: No thanks.
Reisi: You prefer black coffee, right?
Fushimi: You are right
Reisi: To serve you better next time, I will keep this in mind. Well, enjoy your drink.
Izumo: Oh! That’s nice. Memorising the customers’ likes is important.
Fushimi:….. hmmmmm….
Reisi: What’s up?
Fushimi: Well…. Why are you standing there?
Reisi: To serve you whenever you need help.
Fushimi: I don’t need that. Please attend to other customers.
Reisi: Understood. If you need anything, please call me.
Izumo: Right, that’t the way! The most important thing is not going further than necessary.
Fushimi: hmmmm….. anyway I just drink a bit….
Reisi: Here you go (adding coffee)
Fushimi:Ugh… no…I have not finished it yet, and I did not order for refill.
Reisi: I can read your mind that you would like more.
Fushimi: Don’t assume I need refill!
Izumo: huh….after all it’s a bit disappointing…
Reisi: Do you need anything else?
Fushimi: That guy is looking this way. Looks like he needs some help. Please go to him.
Misaki: No, I don’t!
Reisi: Dear guest, I heard that you need my help. If you need anything, just let me know.
Misaki: Not at all!
Reisi: Oops there’s something on the corner of your mouth, please let me wipe it for you.
Misaki: Wait wait, don’t bother it.
Reisi: Come come! (Wiping)
Misaki: I said don’t do it….stop…
Reisi: I am really grateful today for your support. I have learnt a lot. It is important to remember other people’s likes. I have got the essence of it this time. If there is opportunity next time, I will need your guidance again. Well then, good bye.
Izumo: haha…..Is that so? That’s great…. Well then, see you.
(Reisi went out)
Izumo: I kinda understand the reason why he cannot get along with others in his class in the end….
Misaki: No kidding….Don’t come back any more!
Fushimi: Damn it…. Why was I involved in this….
(Izumo, Misaki and Fushimi: Sigh…….)
End
Please, someone who knows japanese can traslate this into english? I apreciate. :) ♡♡♡
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