Thats because she has ten years of crimes, ToS breaches and being a generally terrible person to confess to. Murderers only murder for a portion of their day, ALR is awful 24/7.
I just hope someone else can keep track of tye following overall stats Lies confessed Lies confessed with an ulterior motive(I WAS JUST TROLLING GUYS!!!! YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT?!?! GEEZ!!!!) Weight loss attempts mafe vs claimed attempts Attempts at weight liss for more than a single day Attempts made that lasted more than a week Number of times she's lied specifically about weigh-ins And I could think of so many more..... I really hope someone else does it..... because I sure as hell ain't doing it lol Edit: There's so many more that are popping into my head, those few are the one's I'm most curious to see a number attached to. A couple final ones I would love to know Number of lies contradicting previous lies told Number of lies that were made believable by saying the following Why would I lie about this? Ugh no.... just no.... I'm being totally honest right now guys This isn't one of those things that you lie about
This is so dumb but her saying she is fluent in English is hilarious. She is a native speaker. Being fluent implies you learned a foreign language later on. I’m a native English speaker. If I started learning Italian at 5 years old eventually I would be fluent in Italian. You aren’t considered fluent in your own language because that’s a step down from native.
Extremely niche: in the world of speech therapy, stuttering and other disorders are called fluency disorders. But I don't think she would score as well as she hoped on fluency, because of her pronunciation etc issues. But again, this isn't how people usually use the word, just ironic that when it is used to mean first language, she wouldn't be perfectly fluent
Same! 😂 I've had to stop a few times to laugh and try to regain focus. Thankfully, it's a slow Friday at work today. Hope it's going well for you, too!
She had 6 months periods in 2014 and somehow never thought that's not normal. Then she blamed Beck for everything that happened to her regarding the cancer and hysterectomy wow...
The only thing I can think of that’s related to all this bleeding, is that she didn’t wash herself…I dunno about 2014, but she didn’t stand in a shower for almost a whole year in 2019….while she said she was bleeding A LOT. I know a lot of people have left comment about this, but man I cannot imagine what Becky was going through and how heavy her medication was that killed off her survival instincts.
This should be renamed 'People just don't understand me - I am TRAUMATISED YOU GUISE ITS NOT MY FAULT - for 7 hours'. I swear ALR will probably watch this and complain about how much haydurs make up and don't understand her. Either that or she'll come in with her politician style self response, 'Did I lie? Yes I did. Did I do it to protect myself? Yes I did. Did I mean to offend anyone? Absolutely not'
Near the end, someone says that eating disorders are made up BS first world problems (which, don’t get me wrong, is ridiculously ignorant.) but Amber’s response is the most Ambercore thing I’ve ever heard. She basically says that first world problems aren’t a thing, and they’d know that if they lived here. She then goes on to assume that you have to live in the USA in order to understand eating disorders (yeah, tell that to that Emma chick from Netherlands), and finishes them off by calling them racist. Against Americans. How is this woman not a PhD candidate by now? 😂
@@BeckBeckGo We also know that when a question is so leading to a topic ALR wants to play victim in its her asking herself a question. The poor grammar with missing words that she seems to understand perfectly are a dead giveaway.
She didn't even finish the year. She dropped out because she knew she was going to get with Krystle (because she had been emotionally cheating on Casey by talking to Krystle) and she knew she would be going to Virginia to live with Krystle and her family. I would love to know how she has always been such a successful leach - That sounds harsh but.... for her entire adult life up until her youtube career took off she was and some how allowed to be just taken care of as if she was an adopted child by what ever GF she had at the time parents/family. It blows my mind how she has always managed to just move in with every GF who was at home and be taken care of, never having to pay rent or work or even do chores around the house. Wild. Even when she became financially stable herself she still was totally dependant in a child like way on each GF she has ever had.... Now she is back in Oklahoma and while she has no GF her mother seems to be doing everything for her - her laundry at the laundrette, taking her shopping because she won't get an Uber and can't go any where alone.... I can't imagine being her age and wanting to be so inept.
@AngryLittleSponge I was so ready to be on my own, for better or worse. My independence means everything to me. Without it, just plant me 😂 So I don't get it either, at all. But I know someone who has some of Al's traits, except she's not a narcissist. If anything she has very low self worth. She's just lazy, and has no desire to live her own life. She's so frustrating, she takes horrible care of herself and has little to no initiative to do anything that requires effort. She exists, that's all. And I have tried for years to talk to her about how to make things better, because she's far from happy. I've pretty much given up because if someone has no desire to change themselves, there's not much you can do for them.
I’m 99% sure Amber’s aunt said that it wasn’t really “college” but more so a certification type of thing, and that she barely went and it was very, very short term. I don’t think she went for a year, and from my understanding from what I’ve read, it wasn’t really college.
If she ‘majored in criminal Justice’ was she absent the day they discussed the concept of parole? Then when someone asks if she actually did, she writes a paragraph of sympathy baiting drivel and sneaks in at the end that no, she did not in fact ‘major’ nor even graduate. Her entire life is a lie, she pretends to be who she thinks she is - her narcissism and hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me - must be miserable.
And she acts like her advisor forced her into her major like...... you can change it at any point? And theyre there to ADVISE you based on what YOU SAY you want to do. They cant force or "pressure" you into anything. Nobody cares that much to force you into a career path. It pisses me off when she says that. And she didnt even finish her gen eds for college considering it takes about 3 semesters to complete them all, and she didnt even make it 2 semesters. Shes crazy ☠️
Most americans know more than a couple japanese words lol, it's not like japanese culture is unpopular in the US. of course anything related to common food or entertainment they'll know, sushi, ramen, gyoza, manga, anime, also origami, typhoon, tsunami, karaoke, emoji, are all japanese words/of japanese origin. obviously dosen't mean you can speak the language but they are japanese words
@TH-camcansuckit that wasn't my point lol, my point was that knowing a couple words in japanese isn't impressive because everyone who grew up in america knows at least a few, I'd never make excuses for the woman 💀
@TH-camcansuckit they aren't making excuses for amber, just stating that' most people already know words that come from Japan origins but don't know the actual language. Which amber probably thinks is actually the Japanese language.
Guys, "knowing" some words doesn't mean u know Japanese I'm Japanese and u guys can't even say sushi. If u can't pronounce it, u can't say that u "know" it. She counts that as a language she knows some about. She knows SH-T. She just called a Kimono like Cameeeeno. Yeah I also know French then, I just can't pronounce? What does it even mean if u can't pronounce it u simply DON'T KNOW IT
Medicine has come so far in that field of research. Hold on to hope, and I'll keep you in my prayers. Blessings for a speedy recovery. Best wishes, rest in peace.
8 hours, man are you gonna be okay?? Edit: 26:02 this dude is not ok Edit 2: 5:50:15 we've gotten to crying in clown makeup Edit 3: 5:55:00 things are rapidly declining
Ffs, 7 hours?!?! 😅 Mr. S doing the lawd's work, traumatizing and re-traumatizing himself for our "lols" and entertainment. Admittedly, I'm only 26 mins in, and I'm already laughing and cringing from the absolute awkwardness of her "confessions." 😂😭😭
She doesn't believe in the moon landing, thinks Stevie Wonder is faking being blind, and chemtrails. She's just full of it. Unhinged opinions and no information to back any of it up is pure Amber. 👌 Edit: oh FFS of course Amber is defending child predators and arguing with a victim calling her out... she's so morally gross. She should just stop typing or talking when she's off the cuff.
@@BeckBeckGoI think they mean that the term facts shouldn't be next to the word false, it seems contradictory. But Amber is filled with inconsistencies
Well, isn't this how a well-adjusted person such as Amberlynn answers to questions...? Confessions worth an 8-hour-video. Mental things is scary, you guise!
Well I’ll be listening to this the rest of my work day. And tomorrow while I do stuff around the house. And when I workout. Crazy this is almost 8 hours. But also not surprised at the same time lol.
Casey said that Amber attended college for social work not criminal justice... And I believe Casey. He has no reason to lie and I honestly don't think Amber is, umm... "academically equipped" shall we say, for criminal justice. Edit - She doesn't even know the difference between a Republican and Democrat.... She definitely didn't get accepted or have the grades to enrol on a criminal justice course in college!! Amber doesn't know basic information or things about the world.
to be fair to amber (which she doesnt deserve, but anyways) she went to a for-profit college. dont know specifically about the one she attended but many of them just require you to have a hs diploma/GED and your grade dont matter like at all. given that, i still believe casey on this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The more I hear about it, the more I'm starting to believe that Amber originally made up the story of Casey abusing her because she was trying to manipulate Krystal to get her parents to allow Amber to move in with them.
These 'confessions' really do reveal how intentional and self aware ALR is (stick with me im not supporting her). She constantly points out her failures but then tries to justify them in a predictable way. She points out they're bad and then says 'but no big deal right?lol look at me all quirky and relatable'. People who think those things are okay dont point out theyre bad. They just think theyre okay and dont justify them. She constantly stirs up fake drama and brings up things totally irrelevant to the question to get attention. Shes looking for the reaction she wants and when she doesnt get it she doubles down. She knows what shes doing. It's crafted. It's intentional. The only thing she doesnt understand about it is why it doesnt get her the attention she wants.
Everything she does is performative - she’s a grifter. She made a correlation very early on that exploiting her size made her the most money. She is incredibly disingenuous and has manipulated the digital currency of TH-cam to make it look like she’s more relevant than she is. The only reason she still has a channel is because of controversy and the high number of people that ‘spite watch’ - no positive reasons. In her decade plus on TH-cam, she’s never bothered to improve her channel, her filming set up, her recording equipment, she’s never had a sponsor (for good reason). She believes that she should be able to do and say outlandish things on the internet and should only ever be praised because her narcissism gives her a deep sense of superiority. When she gets a criticism she doesn’t like, she hides behind the cultural collective of ‘fat acceptance’ or exploits her childhood trauma (or any number of things she uses to illicit sympathy) and admonishes everyone as ‘fatphobic’ or a hater. She found a way in life to do the bare minimum and still support herself. It always astonishes me that people like this exist.
How is asking if someone is a virgin really rude according to Amber.... But a few questions prior she was asked if she likes bondage sex and being tied up.... And then more sex questions on what she has done with people/how many etc - that's fine?? But asking if someone is a virgin is some how super rude..... Amber is ridiculous - she just doesn't like the idea that people think (thought) she was a virgin because.... Well... It's Amber. She doesn't wash. Even back then, we could see she barely ever washed herself. Every GF she has had has said she smelt terrible and didn't wash... But when she gets the opportunity to talk about her supposed sex life and things like that she doesn't think it's rude because she wants everyone to believe she is super sexual... Even now. She is still like this now - always trying to really _prove_ she has sex and does it "10 times a day"..... The more she does that the less I believe her she has sex. at 30-something still bragging that you have sex is a very teenager lying type of thing to do.
The fact that she is able to understand and answer correctly even the most ungrammatical and confusing questions makes me suspect (just a tiny bit XD) that she sent those questions herself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Her old Tumblr(?) or whatever posts (the one where she responds entire paragraphs to simple questions) is criiiinge. You can tell this was when she was parroting Krystle's personality by being all sweet and soft. It's so fake
As someone who gets their period every month regularly, I do not gain 15 pounds 🤣🤣 that’s insane! I do gain like 2 pounds maybe from water weight and overeating while on my period. 15 pounds is crazy
It is normal for women to have more weight fluctuation than men in general because of the hormonal processes and menstruation, as your body has a monthly hormone cycle that impacts how it works and how you feel, which are both things that contribute to fluctuations. many women get fluctuating weight around their period even if they change nothing about their diet/lifestyle, its nothing to be distressed about and shouldn't be more significant than maybe 4-5 pounds at the most, for majority it will likely be more around 2-3. 15 pounds is certainly not typical, there's nothing wrong with having a little extra especially right before your period starts, but you should be mindful if you're prone to overeating and for those who have increased appetite, try eating more filling things like meals with high fiber and protein before you come to the conclusion of eating more. if you try that and you still find yourself a bit more peckish than what you're comfortable with, by all means add a little extra. there's nothing wrong with eating some sweets or having a little indulgence, but many do fall into the habit or excuse of indulging a little too much at times. your body needs nutrients, your mind (and hormones) wants indulgence, you can have both as long as you're being mindful :)
If bullying is okay in ALRs books because it's just immaturity, then why does she claim to be such a victim? Even if she were to say that people bullying her now isnt okay because theyre old enough to know better, she claims she was a victim as a child from other children. In the same breathe she claims her victims weren't victims because she was just an immature child.
God I hate amber so much. She didn't leave Casey cuz then that'd make her homeless. She wanted to rope krystal in first before making her "escape". She needed krystal to offer her to move in as I bet she was constantly playing the victim but never did anything to get out. And we all know krystal offered Amber the life she felt she deserved
I think I found another fake account thats Amber! If you see the "nicer" questions a Danielle Michelle ALWAYA likes yhose but ones more direct shes not on there!!! It's a sock puppet account of Amber asking her own questions°°° look back at it!
Amber has literally hundreds of sock accounts. I've caught her on an account called Bella Pink(?) I think? And also Nick Frost. But she has so many; that's why she keeps journals: to write down what password goes with what account 😂
Amberlynn found out he was making the video and sent her pigeon to intercept his video. Unfortunately, it's Amber's pigeon, so it ate all the food and f'ed off.
Why does she ask herself the same questions over and over‽ you think she would be able to make up some more interesting questions to answer for herself while she does literally feck all but eat 24/7
women's weight tends to fluctuate more than men's through the month because of the hormonal activity and menstruation process, even if you don't change anything about your diet/lifestyle while on your period. it's one of the reasons a good personal trainer will tell you not to get discouraged if you're working on losing weight and sometimes not quite seeing what you expected to see, because the weight does come off, it can just seem like it's weirdly timed or coming off in chunks rather than super steady, because your body is experiencing things differently depending at which stage it is in the monthly fertility cycle.
On November 5, 2014, she said in 10 years she saw herself married, healthier, not jobless. 😂 It's less than 2 months before a full 10 years. She not married, significantly less healthy, and still jobless! 😂😂😂
For those interested, Amber did go to collage, it was for a nursing equivalency (Like either in the person caring or for behind-the-desk hospital admin) However, Amber was given the choice when at Casey's to continue studying (And actually like, go to class) or to go get a job.... Amber quit 2 months before graduation to look for a job. Legends say she is still searching
47:47 selfish?! only her baby brother got adopted, she had to spend her formative life floating in the foster care system (getting traumatized) and she completely ignores the cost on the person carrying the rape/incest baby to term… wanting to avoid the trauma of all that for multiple generations is selfish to her? I hope she isn’t one of those that’s actually happy abortion rights were mutilated and people are suffering more now dying while delivering unviable fetuses, getting sepsis from ectopic bursts, having to travel multiple states as a 12 year old to get healthcare (I wonder if she thinks that kid was selfish for not carrying an adult rapists child to term and risking killing themselves in the process)
Ectopic pregnancies are considered medical emergencies that are treated regardless. They are not viable pregnancies because neither can survive them. It would be medical malpractice to deny treatment for an ectopic pregnancy.
I often have this video on while sleeping because it's long and Snowflake's voice is nice and relaxing but every time I hear him say "come with me if you want to gain 200 pounds" I laugh myself awake.
Just wanted you to know I've been rewatching different vids for the last several nights cuz you reading is the only thing that helps me sleep again now apparently 😅🙌🏻 thankyou for always being here! 🖤❄️
About 10 years ago, one of the policemen at Edinburgh Airport was super morbidly obese. His bullet-proof vest was like a tiny square in the middle of a massive sphere. When you imagined Amber in Iraq, I got a very vivid image of him with her head.
HOW DOES ONE PERSON HAVE OVER 7 HOURS OF CONFESSIONS?! Murderers on trial don't take this long to confess
😅
Thats because she has ten years of crimes, ToS breaches and being a generally terrible person to confess to. Murderers only murder for a portion of their day, ALR is awful 24/7.
i didn’t even realize it was 7 hours that’s actually so insane 😭
I just hope someone else can keep track of tye following overall stats
Lies confessed
Lies confessed with an ulterior motive(I WAS JUST TROLLING GUYS!!!! YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED THAT?!?! GEEZ!!!!)
Weight loss attempts mafe vs claimed attempts
Attempts at weight liss for more than a single day
Attempts made that lasted more than a week
Number of times she's lied specifically about weigh-ins
And I could think of so many more.....
I really hope someone else does it..... because I sure as hell ain't doing it lol
Edit: There's so many more that are popping into my head, those few are the one's I'm most curious to see a number attached to.
A couple final ones I would love to know
Number of lies contradicting previous lies told
Number of lies that were made believable by saying the following
Why would I lie about this?
Ugh no.... just no....
I'm being totally honest right now guys
This isn't one of those things that you lie about
It’s a lying narcissist 🐷☠️🤛🏻
This is so dumb but her saying she is fluent in English is hilarious. She is a native speaker. Being fluent implies you learned a foreign language later on. I’m a native English speaker. If I started learning Italian at 5 years old eventually I would be fluent in Italian. You aren’t considered fluent in your own language because that’s a step down from native.
Agreed, and semantics aside, she's not even *proficient* in her native language
It’s another way to boast her very minimal amount of intelligence.
Like how she always speaks with proper grammar.
Funny that she's not fluent in her native language, though, isn't it?
“One down from native” applies to her, though, lol
Extremely niche: in the world of speech therapy, stuttering and other disorders are called fluency disorders. But I don't think she would score as well as she hoped on fluency, because of her pronunciation etc issues. But again, this isn't how people usually use the word, just ironic that when it is used to mean first language, she wouldn't be perfectly fluent
Saying “don’t play victim” to a real victim of a heinous act made me sick.
Right? As if she doesn't constantly play victim over everything
7 hours of confessions?!
Yeah.
She's definitely innocent.
Yep, I’d argue the most innocent human on the planet 👹
If the wrong shoe fits, lol.
Me about to work for 7 hours at my desk: PLAY 😊
Same! 😂 I've had to stop a few times to laugh and try to regain focus. Thankfully, it's a slow Friday at work today. Hope it's going well for you, too!
FOR REAL! I'm about to go in too. I'm a mechanic and we can listen while we work. 🙌
Same! I did it with the tumblr post video and it helped time pass 😂😂
Same 😂😂
8 hours?! This is so raw you guize fawk!
My gorl-verse brain had to read (scream) this comment out loud lol
ZOOMED HERE FASTER THAN A BEAN BAG IN A HURRY!!
here faster then big al finding a new caretaker 🧘♀️😁
😹👍🏻
@@drugprincess here faster than our gorl saying 'it's becks fault'
Lmaooooo 😂
Faster than her heavily tipped Uber delivery driver 😂
Nothing is manlier than how chill and confident you are about drinking out of a Peppa Pig water botttle.
The peppa pig water bottle is the best
I literally got home from work, meal prepped, cleaned the house and have taken my dog for his second walk and I’m only 3 hours in 😂
and you've STILL done more than ALR in the last decade lmfao
@livfoster2335 that's the only inspiring she's ever done
"Been there, done that" is SUCH bad wording when answering a question about pædophilia
She had 6 months periods in 2014 and somehow never thought that's not normal. Then she blamed Beck for everything that happened to her regarding the cancer and hysterectomy wow...
of course it’s becky’s fault. trole!
The only thing I can think of that’s related to all this bleeding, is that she didn’t wash herself…I dunno about 2014, but she didn’t stand in a shower for almost a whole year in 2019….while she said she was bleeding A LOT. I know a lot of people have left comment about this, but man I cannot imagine what Becky was going through and how heavy her medication was that killed off her survival instincts.
@@vern888Dude, you can't say that anymore. I cast a circle of protection on Beck 😎
My Google Home went off when you said, "Are you a virgin?" at 32:10 saying, "Please don't talk to me that way!" Girl, nobody was talking to you!
She doesn’t even go here! 🤣🤣
This should be renamed 'People just don't understand me - I am TRAUMATISED YOU GUISE ITS NOT MY FAULT - for 7 hours'.
I swear ALR will probably watch this and complain about how much haydurs make up and don't understand her.
Either that or she'll come in with her politician style self response, 'Did I lie? Yes I did. Did I do it to protect myself? Yes I did. Did I mean to offend anyone? Absolutely not'
Near the end, someone says that eating disorders are made up BS first world problems (which, don’t get me wrong, is ridiculously ignorant.) but Amber’s response is the most Ambercore thing I’ve ever heard.
She basically says that first world problems aren’t a thing, and they’d know that if they lived here. She then goes on to assume that you have to live in the USA in order to understand eating disorders (yeah, tell that to that Emma chick from Netherlands), and finishes them off by calling them racist.
Against Americans.
How is this woman not a PhD candidate by now? 😂
@@BeckBeckGo We also know that when a question is so leading to a topic ALR wants to play victim in its her asking herself a question. The poor grammar with missing words that she seems to understand perfectly are a dead giveaway.
"I wonder what her favorite outfit is? That thing that she wore backwards?" 😂😂😂
Lol...I bet that's it
‘Did you graduate?’ …. Writes entire dissertation to say ‘no.’
😂😂
not the dissertation. girl she is a trip. just filling herself with her own bs
She says she majored in Criminal Justice but only went for one year so had no major and with a GED probably had mostly basic studies.
Yeah she failed out
She didn't even finish the year. She dropped out because she knew she was going to get with Krystle (because she had been emotionally cheating on Casey by talking to Krystle) and she knew she would be going to Virginia to live with Krystle and her family.
I would love to know how she has always been such a successful leach - That sounds harsh but.... for her entire adult life up until her youtube career took off she was and some how allowed to be just taken care of as if she was an adopted child by what ever GF she had at the time parents/family. It blows my mind how she has always managed to just move in with every GF who was at home and be taken care of, never having to pay rent or work or even do chores around the house. Wild. Even when she became financially stable herself she still was totally dependant in a child like way on each GF she has ever had.... Now she is back in Oklahoma and while she has no GF her mother seems to be doing everything for her - her laundry at the laundrette, taking her shopping because she won't get an Uber and can't go any where alone.... I can't imagine being her age and wanting to be so inept.
@AngryLittleSponge I was so ready to be on my own, for better or worse.
My independence means everything to me. Without it, just plant me 😂 So I don't get it either, at all. But I know someone who has some of Al's traits, except she's not a narcissist. If anything she has very low self worth. She's just lazy, and has no desire to live her own life. She's so frustrating, she takes horrible care of herself and has little to no initiative to do anything that requires effort. She exists, that's all. And I have tried for years to talk to her about how to make things better, because she's far from happy. I've pretty much given up because if someone has no desire to change themselves, there's not much you can do for them.
For real. That's not long enough to get half the general ed classes out of the way.
I’m 99% sure Amber’s aunt said that it wasn’t really “college” but more so a certification type of thing, and that she barely went and it was very, very short term. I don’t think she went for a year, and from my understanding from what I’ve read, it wasn’t really college.
If she ‘majored in criminal Justice’ was she absent the day they discussed the concept of parole? Then when someone asks if she actually did, she writes a paragraph of sympathy baiting drivel and sneaks in at the end that no, she did not in fact ‘major’ nor even graduate. Her entire life is a lie, she pretends to be who she thinks she is - her narcissism and hypocrisy never ceases to amaze me - must be miserable.
And she acts like her advisor forced her into her major like...... you can change it at any point? And theyre there to ADVISE you based on what YOU SAY you want to do. They cant force or "pressure" you into anything. Nobody cares that much to force you into a career path. It pisses me off when she says that. And she didnt even finish her gen eds for college considering it takes about 3 semesters to complete them all, and she didnt even make it 2 semesters. Shes crazy ☠️
so accurate. she believes her own BS. she is super delusional and she’s in major denial about who she actually is.
She learned everything she knows from watching true crime TV shows since she doesn't leave the house.
WHY IS THIS ALMOST EIGHT HOURS LONG???
I'm only in the last bit! Skip till the end
@@jimmybunker9070 u guys been busy! Lol
This is going to keep me company on a few walks this week!
Because we are blessed!
@@luna_belle5029yes!!! I’ve got plenty of content to crochet to this week :)
Japanese?! Stop gorlllll. You can't even say Gyouza properly and eating it FOR YEARS
Most americans know more than a couple japanese words lol, it's not like japanese culture is unpopular in the US. of course anything related to common food or entertainment they'll know, sushi, ramen, gyoza, manga, anime, also origami, typhoon, tsunami, karaoke, emoji, are all japanese words/of japanese origin. obviously dosen't mean you can speak the language but they are japanese words
@TH-camcansuckit that wasn't my point lol, my point was that knowing a couple words in japanese isn't impressive because everyone who grew up in america knows at least a few, I'd never make excuses for the woman 💀
@TH-camcansuckit they aren't making excuses for amber, just stating that' most people already know words that come from Japan origins but don't know the actual language. Which amber probably thinks is actually the Japanese language.
@TH-camcansuckit r/whoosh
Guys, "knowing" some words doesn't mean u know Japanese I'm Japanese and u guys can't even say sushi. If u can't pronounce it, u can't say that u "know" it. She counts that as a language she knows some about. She knows SH-T. She just called a Kimono like Cameeeeno. Yeah I also know French then, I just can't pronounce? What does it even mean if u can't pronounce it u simply DON'T KNOW IT
Jimmy Bunker fans: No appearance until 6:51:46. You’re welcome.
Was he the one who screamed one hour in?
@@alyXyla 😂 Maybe!
I was recently diagnosed with ASMR
So sorry for your pain, you're so strong.
I still can't believe ALR actually said that lol.
Oh no! Big hugs 🤗
Medicine has come so far in that field of research. Hold on to hope, and I'll keep you in my prayers. Blessings for a speedy recovery. Best wishes, rest in peace.
You’re a medical marvel
Prayers
I'm amazed that she doesn't understand the difference between a high heart rate due to exercise and heart palpitations
I love when you start talking shit and quietly say “shut up” to yourself 😂makes me laugh every time
That and the pauses he makes during the bird noises are SO FUNNY to me and idk why lmao
All of this time she could have spent getting her self together she wasted trying to manipulate others.
I would lose my mind having to read 7 hours of ALR'S bs. Mad props to this man 👏🏻👏🏻
Agreed. I wouldn't be able to sit through and watch it, either. Luckily, he's witty and easy on the eyes.
I would totally pay to watch Foodie Beautie and Amberlynn duke it out
🤣🤣
Someone get Creator Clash on the phone.
Bets on who would win?
why? it would last 5 seconds before they both got tired and gave up
🤣🤣 thanks for the belly laugh 😂
"when I dance I feel dumb" "only when you dance you feel dumb? Must be dancing a lot" I spit my drink out 😂😂😂
Mr. Snow is now an Official Amberlynn Reid Channel. His entire legacy.
What an achievement lol
ALR Nightly News
“I’m still trying to get on my feet”
“So’s Amber”
Mr snowflake STOP IT!! That’s to funny 😂😂😂
8 hours, man are you gonna be okay??
Edit: 26:02 this dude is not ok
Edit 2: 5:50:15 we've gotten to crying in clown makeup
Edit 3: 5:55:00 things are rapidly declining
He’s losing it only 25 minutes in 😂😂
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Ffs, 7 hours?!?! 😅 Mr. S doing the lawd's work, traumatizing and re-traumatizing himself for our "lols" and entertainment.
Admittedly, I'm only 26 mins in, and I'm already laughing and cringing from the absolute awkwardness of her "confessions." 😂😭😭
Ahhh Mr Cardigan just casually dropping a 7+ hour video... here for it!
1:05:56 she's saying bisexuals aren't actually queer. They're not 'true' homosexuals, basically
The biphobia 😍😍
Amber being pro life was not what I was expecting from this video … but I guess idk what I was expecting from a seven hour confession video 😬😬
She doesn't believe in the moon landing, thinks Stevie Wonder is faking being blind, and chemtrails. She's just full of it.
Unhinged opinions and no information to back any of it up is pure Amber. 👌
Edit: oh FFS of course Amber is defending child predators and arguing with a victim calling her out... she's so morally gross. She should just stop typing or talking when she's off the cuff.
Honestly, I was surprised as well. Her one redeeming quality?
@@Weissguys6Hardly, she defends child abusers and abuse so no matter what her political ideology, she has no redeeming qualities.
@Weissguys6 being pro-life is not a redeeming quality.
@@jerseyjess7826 tragic comment. 💔 Abortion destroys the lives of women and their children. It is a tool of men.
Just finished the last video with you reading out her terrible social media posts, got here so fast even though I wore the wrong shoes. 🚶♀️👟
😂😂😂 “false facts.” I thought I would only watch a few seconds and get back later, but Mr. Snowflake pointing out oxymorons has got me hooked.
Which oxymorons? I fell asleep during a portion of this lol.
Or do you mean her inconsistencies?
@@BeckBeckGoI think they mean that the term facts shouldn't be next to the word false, it seems contradictory. But Amber is filled with inconsistencies
Well, isn't this how a well-adjusted person such as Amberlynn answers to questions...? Confessions worth an 8-hour-video. Mental things is scary, you guise!
such a raw video fawk!
Oh my God.. 7.5hrs? Who could stand her BS for that long?
*Presses play*
Well I’ll be listening to this the rest of my work day. And tomorrow while I do stuff around the house. And when I workout. Crazy this is almost 8 hours. But also not surprised at the same time lol.
Yes yes, same here. And I swear I'll miss it when I'll get to the very end
Me, a Portuguese, guess that makes me ✨unique✨ Finding out Amber has the same ethnic background as me definitely makes me feel some type of way 😐
You're basically family! 🥰
@@boywonderless Oh God 🥲
@@RebecaAiimeein the clerb we all fam !😚😌
7 AND A HALF HOURS?! I’m screaming
Could ye keep it down, you’re interrupting Snowflake
7.5 hours AND a Friday with Mr Snowflake? YES PLEASE!
Casey said that Amber attended college for social work not criminal justice... And I believe Casey. He has no reason to lie and I honestly don't think Amber is, umm... "academically equipped" shall we say, for criminal justice.
Edit - She doesn't even know the difference between a Republican and Democrat.... She definitely didn't get accepted or have the grades to enrol on a criminal justice course in college!! Amber doesn't know basic information or things about the world.
to be fair to amber (which she doesnt deserve, but anyways) she went to a for-profit college. dont know specifically about the one she attended but many of them just require you to have a hs diploma/GED and your grade dont matter like at all. given that, i still believe casey on this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Question: "Have you ever had _(insert negative experience here)_ ?"
Amber: "Yes of course."
The more I hear about it, the more I'm starting to believe that Amber originally made up the story of Casey abusing her because she was trying to manipulate Krystal to get her parents to allow Amber to move in with them.
Ooooh that acctually makes a lot of sense
When you watch an 8 hour video, you put in a full days work 😂
I’m casually looking at the time…7 HOURS?!?! Well, ok. We are all in! 🤣
These 'confessions' really do reveal how intentional and self aware ALR is (stick with me im not supporting her). She constantly points out her failures but then tries to justify them in a predictable way. She points out they're bad and then says 'but no big deal right?lol look at me all quirky and relatable'. People who think those things are okay dont point out theyre bad. They just think theyre okay and dont justify them.
She constantly stirs up fake drama and brings up things totally irrelevant to the question to get attention. Shes looking for the reaction she wants and when she doesnt get it she doubles down.
She knows what shes doing. It's crafted. It's intentional. The only thing she doesnt understand about it is why it doesnt get her the attention she wants.
Everything she does is performative - she’s a grifter. She made a correlation very early on that exploiting her size made her the most money. She is incredibly disingenuous and has manipulated the digital currency of TH-cam to make it look like she’s more relevant than she is. The only reason she still has a channel is because of controversy and the high number of people that ‘spite watch’ - no positive reasons. In her decade plus on TH-cam, she’s never bothered to improve her channel, her filming set up, her recording equipment, she’s never had a sponsor (for good reason). She believes that she should be able to do and say outlandish things on the internet and should only ever be praised because her narcissism gives her a deep sense of superiority. When she gets a criticism she doesn’t like, she hides behind the cultural collective of ‘fat acceptance’ or exploits her childhood trauma (or any number of things she uses to illicit sympathy) and admonishes everyone as ‘fatphobic’ or a hater. She found a way in life to do the bare minimum and still support herself. It always astonishes me that people like this exist.
That's why she's never really going to improve -- she doesn't think she's the problem.
Today is a long work day for me. 2 hours down, 8 hours to go. Thank you Snowflake
How is asking if someone is a virgin really rude according to Amber.... But a few questions prior she was asked if she likes bondage sex and being tied up.... And then more sex questions on what she has done with people/how many etc - that's fine?? But asking if someone is a virgin is some how super rude.....
Amber is ridiculous - she just doesn't like the idea that people think (thought) she was a virgin because.... Well... It's Amber. She doesn't wash. Even back then, we could see she barely ever washed herself. Every GF she has had has said she smelt terrible and didn't wash... But when she gets the opportunity to talk about her supposed sex life and things like that she doesn't think it's rude because she wants everyone to believe she is super sexual... Even now. She is still like this now - always trying to really _prove_ she has sex and does it "10 times a day"..... The more she does that the less I believe her she has sex. at 30-something still bragging that you have sex is a very teenager lying type of thing to do.
The fact that she is able to understand and answer correctly even the most ungrammatical and confusing questions makes me suspect (just a tiny bit XD) that she sent those questions herself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm positive she did. Our grammar gworl thinks she's so sneaky
I hope you didn't get our precious Jimmy Bunker to research this by himself?
She needs to wear a patch that says "Amberlynn Reid: Failing diets since 2013"
Her old Tumblr(?) or whatever posts (the one where she responds entire paragraphs to simple questions) is criiiinge. You can tell this was when she was parroting Krystle's personality by being all sweet and soft. It's so fake
As someone who gets their period every month regularly, I do not gain 15 pounds 🤣🤣 that’s insane! I do gain like 2 pounds maybe from water weight and overeating while on my period. 15 pounds is crazy
It is normal for women to have more weight fluctuation than men in general because of the hormonal processes and menstruation, as your body has a monthly hormone cycle that impacts how it works and how you feel, which are both things that contribute to fluctuations. many women get fluctuating weight around their period even if they change nothing about their diet/lifestyle, its nothing to be distressed about and shouldn't be more significant than maybe 4-5 pounds at the most, for majority it will likely be more around 2-3. 15 pounds is certainly not typical, there's nothing wrong with having a little extra especially right before your period starts, but you should be mindful if you're prone to overeating and for those who have increased appetite, try eating more filling things like meals with high fiber and protein before you come to the conclusion of eating more. if you try that and you still find yourself a bit more peckish than what you're comfortable with, by all means add a little extra. there's nothing wrong with eating some sweets or having a little indulgence, but many do fall into the habit or excuse of indulging a little too much at times. your body needs nutrients, your mind (and hormones) wants indulgence, you can have both as long as you're being mindful :)
If bullying is okay in ALRs books because it's just immaturity, then why does she claim to be such a victim? Even if she were to say that people bullying her now isnt okay because theyre old enough to know better, she claims she was a victim as a child from other children. In the same breathe she claims her victims weren't victims because she was just an immature child.
God I hate amber so much. She didn't leave Casey cuz then that'd make her homeless. She wanted to rope krystal in first before making her "escape". She needed krystal to offer her to move in as I bet she was constantly playing the victim but never did anything to get out. And we all know krystal offered Amber the life she felt she deserved
"The Elephant Man couldn't sleep on his back" killed me omg
I don’t know if I’m overtired but “add that to my list of things wrong with Pookie-Lynn” took me out 😅😂
As someone with low self-esteem and imposter syndrome, ALR does make me feel very good about myself and glad I'm not as shitty as her
I love how obvious it is amber is asking herself questions, downright to the "could care less" she corrects in one of her videos in the future
(Student debt is automatically put on hold as long as you’re in school. Half time, two classes, debt payments put off forever.)
Oh my god I missed these, bless you for putting them into a SEVEN HOUR COMPILATION KIIIIING
I want some reaction channel to make like a 16 hr reaction to this.
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gonna watch this all day in the background while i clean and play stardew
Holy cripe! 7 hours?! I had to do a double take at that video length. She does love her confessionals/Q&A's doesnt she??
"everyone is capable of making their own choices, whether i think they're wrong or right" right after she calls victims selfish for getting abrtions💀
Amber- I bullied people
Amber 1/2 a second later- I never bulled people
I think I found another fake account thats Amber! If you see the "nicer" questions a Danielle Michelle ALWAYA likes yhose but ones more direct shes not on there!!! It's a sock puppet account of Amber asking her own questions°°° look back at it!
Amber has literally hundreds of sock accounts. I've caught her on an account called Bella Pink(?) I think? And also Nick Frost. But she has so many; that's why she keeps journals: to write down what password goes with what account 😂
Thats just sad. @@courtneygrier2015
I’ve noticed that too.
I am 295 and can’t sleep on my back. Good thing I have WLS next month 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@@Sandy-xd5bj gl
Amberlynn found out he was making the video and sent her pigeon to intercept his video. Unfortunately, it's Amber's pigeon, so it ate all the food and f'ed off.
Why does she ask herself the same questions over and over‽ you think she would be able to make up some more interesting questions to answer for herself while she does literally feck all but eat 24/7
The perfect background noise for when I’m doing crafty DIY stuff. The piano music is the cherry on top.
‘Are you a virgin?’
Yeah - virgin on the ridiculous.
Between the comments, the upload, and the time of this video, I’m just laughing I don’t know where to start 😂
Why does ALR and foodie beauty both say they are fully qualified in English literature 💀💀💀💀💀💀
It’s rare a video keeps my attention this long been laughing at this for 4 hrs bring on the next 3 1/2 🤣
To be honest, I can gain about 1.5 kilos when I have my period.
women's weight tends to fluctuate more than men's through the month because of the hormonal activity and menstruation process, even if you don't change anything about your diet/lifestyle while on your period. it's one of the reasons a good personal trainer will tell you not to get discouraged if you're working on losing weight and sometimes not quite seeing what you expected to see, because the weight does come off, it can just seem like it's weirdly timed or coming off in chunks rather than super steady, because your body is experiencing things differently depending at which stage it is in the monthly fertility cycle.
On November 5, 2014, she said in 10 years she saw herself married, healthier, not jobless. 😂
It's less than 2 months before a full 10 years.
She not married, significantly less healthy, and still jobless! 😂😂😂
About to do some yard work. Thanks for the listening material.💜
We loooove the not-so-casual biphobia from Big Al
I mean technically it would also be accurate to call her Big Gay Al 😅 like the south park character
For those interested, Amber did go to collage, it was for a nursing equivalency (Like either in the person caring or for behind-the-desk hospital admin) However, Amber was given the choice when at Casey's to continue studying (And actually like, go to class) or to go get a job.... Amber quit 2 months before graduation to look for a job. Legends say she is still searching
"Oh yeah, I look cool" *sips from Peppa Pig bottle. XD
Love this guy.
I was listening to this while cutting 100 lbs of fish at work today, thank you Mr. Cardigan
7 HOURS????
I’m gonna need a LOT of popcorn
47:47 selfish?! only her baby brother got adopted, she had to spend her formative life floating in the foster care system (getting traumatized) and she completely ignores the cost on the person carrying the rape/incest baby to term… wanting to avoid the trauma of all that for multiple generations is selfish to her? I hope she isn’t one of those that’s actually happy abortion rights were mutilated and people are suffering more now dying while delivering unviable fetuses, getting sepsis from ectopic bursts, having to travel multiple states as a 12 year old to get healthcare (I wonder if she thinks that kid was selfish for not carrying an adult rapists child to term and risking killing themselves in the process)
Ectopic pregnancies are considered medical emergencies that are treated regardless. They are not viable pregnancies because neither can survive them. It would be medical malpractice to deny treatment for an ectopic pregnancy.
There is no way, even back then, her upper body was 38 inches (96.5 centimeters) around. C cup maybe, but not a 38 C.
The “knife company” was probably a door-to-door job. Used to be a thing. Can you picture her doing that, though? 😬
CutCo!! It was a pyramid scheme 😂😂
Move over classic crime tv shows, a new background noise gorl is in town 😂
....i thought it said 7 mins and dint notice till i was 2 hours in....
I SCREAMT I SCRUMPT 7.5 HOURS?! Mr Cardigan working overtime to provide for his loyal lil snowflakes ❄️
i hate how i know so much about this woman
I often have this video on while sleeping because it's long and Snowflake's voice is nice and relaxing but every time I hear him say "come with me if you want to gain 200 pounds" I laugh myself awake.
i love how passionate you are about the amberverse LOL that deerstalker and magnifying glass really got me laughing!!
The reaction to the poem at around the 25 minute mark has me dying. 😄
She said the teacher said she's not up to it 😂
Just wanted you to know I've been rewatching different vids for the last several nights cuz you reading is the only thing that helps me sleep again now apparently 😅🙌🏻 thankyou for always being here! 🖤❄️
Me too 💀
Watch out alr is gonna say you have the wrong person and these aren’t from her 😂
hahaha love that comment❤
Oh no! Anyway...
About 10 years ago, one of the policemen at Edinburgh Airport was super morbidly obese. His bullet-proof vest was like a tiny square in the middle of a massive sphere. When you imagined Amber in Iraq, I got a very vivid image of him with her head.
😂😂 I’m only 4minutes in and not stopped laughing …. This is gonna be a good one … your humour is on point x