Would it be wrong would it be right If I bought take out tonight Chances are that I might Mastication out of sight And I’m contemplating my potato plight
i mean yeah, she doesn't bother to learn anything about this planet, she denies the moon landing, doesn't know where russia and north korea are - definitely ignorant or how others would call it, "dumb" but i dang, i am still laughing at invisible oxygen cord of life lmaoooo definitely gonna steal this
@@MrSnowflake Everyone down The Feathers is saying Jimmy shit his pants and kept them on for a week in an attempt to join the Hell Angels. Can Jimmy please make a statement?
Ode to the Tater (another word for potato) Amberlynn swallowed a tater As big as a crater Faline pounded her back And in one fell swoop Out came the tater Along with some poop!
@@onwednesdayswewearpink2761she ate a big ass piece of potato once during a mukbang with sausage. It actually wouldn't fit in her mouth but she pushed it in with her fingers. The next bite was in just a few seconds later.
"They're definitely banned from Olive Garden." I felt my invisible oxygen cord cut off while I was laughing at this video so hard. Imagining her pooping herself at a restaurant will always live in my brain
Imagine being so enormous that you can’t have a life saving Heimlich manoeuvre and the only way to stop you choking is for someone to physically punch the blockage out of you, and then you still cram fist sized bites of food down your gullet, taking a second bite before you’ve even swallowed the first.
Well in all fairness, punching on the back between the shoulderblades is the first step, then the Heimlich if patting/punching doesn't work. But yes in her case she has a problem if that doesn't work. She could only throw herself over a chair as an alternative, like they advise you when you are alone: throw yourself over a chair as a way of improvising the Heimlich. Not sure if that would have saved potatolynn though...
@@Fluffy-Fluffy All I can see is her tyrannosaurus arms flailing up in the air as she tries to fling herself forward over a chair, cleavage under her chin… It’s just annoyeen that she LIDURALLY came that close to copping it AGAIN DUE TO HER GLUTTONY and it’s still not enough to get her to stop. No wonder Fleen Fled.
I'm at 14:55 and Mr Snowflake's outbursts of laughter make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣 Omg I'm cryeen and my stomach muscles hurt. I'm kinda glad my son isn't home. He gives me strange looks when I laugh like this 😂😂
So glad you re-uploaded this, I watch it every night in bed because no matter what a shitty day I’ve had it makes me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂 thank you both!! ❤
That would almost be better since it would explain her decision to add the poop part to be authentic to the plagiarism but he didn’t even do that part!
There once was a girl named amberlynn Reid She didn’t chew food because of her greed as she ate that potato, the angels said “heyo, there’s not enough room for you here”
The first time I saw this I was under the influence of an edible. I've never laughed so hard at anything in my life. I was gasping with tears streaming down my face. Snowflake losing complete control of himself (though not as complete as ALR) is so, so funny.
I can’t bear her histrionics and melodrama. Every little thing is a major crisis or calamity. She lies to make things seem so much more interesting - trying to convince us that she ‘stopped breathing due to sleep apnoea’ during surgery when she was actually intubated and wasn’t ‘asleep’ at any point, telling us the surgeon ‘stitched her hymen back into place as a favour’ which a) shows that she doesn’t know what a hymen actually is and b) her surgeon set himself up for a SA/malpractice suit, she ‘couldn’t even lift a T-shirt’ when Becky had to empty her closets due to repair work after her hysterectomy yet, on camera, lifted two five litre containers, she said she was ‘pouring with blood and six ppl came running from different directions’ when her cannula fell out, when what would have happened is that a slow stream of blood would have DRIPPED down her arm and a small amount of pressure would have fixed it…the dramatics and inventions are just sickening. I can’t stand her.
Med student here. Although you can get a hymen reconstruction, a surgeon would NEVER do that just because. And the reason is simple: we don't think about 'intact hymen=virgin' and honestly, couldn't care less the state of yours is. I don't care if you're a virgin, or if you have s3x with 5 man daily. And also because hymens come in all shapes and sizes. Not everybody has a 'complete membrane'. It's like doing circumcision on a patient with a penis without permission. Does she think that every adult thinks like her? Like a 12 year old? I bet you she thinks that we care about body hair too.
It took her an entire video of endless empty babbling just to say: "I was cramming fistfuls of food into my gaping maw as usual and choked on a spud then shat myself." The End.
"Amberception" LOL. I'm laying here the first night after abdominal surgery in the hospital laughing, it hurts and I don't care❤ Thank you for making my night funny and distracting me.
Ok, so for anyone else who planned to watch this while doing their homework….yeah, don’t do that. 😂😂😂😂 I messed up my work like 5 times from laughing hahahahaha
Jimmy’s whimsical antics are hilarious. I can fully appreciate the nonsense. 🤣 You two have such a great energy together; it’s delightful to witness. 🎉
@@AshleyEhSMR OMG, Same! It's a total double feature! This is seriously the best audience ever! Everyone is so clever and quick-witted! I so appreciate you gorll! Lol, we should all welcome Snowflake and Jimmy into "Gorll World!" 😅
@@botticellichick6393 F- ya dude! You’re a gem and much appreciated. As are these fellas 🥳 This is another great example of people enhancing content through reactions because they’re just entertaining as all hell.
You guys know it was most likely WWE dramatic too. While AL was down almost gone, I bet Fuh-Leen ran to the wall, pushed off and did an elbow drop to the sternum!!! Potato flies up and sphincter blows out!! I refuse to believe any other explanation at this point!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her explanation of how Fuh Leen was saving her is hardly possible without some real force
No matter how many times I’ve seen this video, I will *NEVER* get over how she tells us about quickly how she shovels food into her gaping maw as if it’s just this quirky little thing that our dainty princess does _and_ like it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with her being (roughly… very, _very_ roughly… lol) 600 goddamn elbees! Also, thank dear, sweet baby Jesus that Big Al informed us that there’s a difference between spit/liquid “going down the wrong pipe” and having food lodged in your airway. It’s also incredibly kind of her to tell us to pay better attention to our food as we eat! Such groundbreaking and amazing advice! _Also,_ also, lol, she may be the queen of lolcows/deathfats (It’s either her or Foodie Beauty, the woman with the *biggest* lie for a name, lol.) but she 100% knows _exactly_ what she’s doing. Someone who is as (RIGHTFULLY) critiqued and, yes, made of fun of (Again, fully deserved due to her being an _awful_ person.) as much as she is, would *NEVER* keep in (Or, mostly likely “added in”, considering the fact that Big Al enjoys lying _almost_ as much as she loves eating. lol.) the part about her *shitting her f-ing pants.* lol. She’s absolutely absurd. If any of this story happens to be true, I can pretty much guarantee that, if she actually slowed down her eating _at all,_ it only lasted about 4 bites into her very next meal. And then after that it was right back off to the races! lol. Oh… and one last thing… Potatoes, man.
Speaking of her speed-eating, I also enjoy thinking back to the time that Big Al and Becky did that Taco Bell mukbang and Amber, yet again, showed what a food demon she is. lol. I recall Becky saying something along the lines of eating slowly being better for you because you fill up sooner and, the hamplanet herself (I first read this _amazingly accurate_ Big Al descriptor today on Reddit and I will now use it until the end of time when talking about her. lol.) retorted something like, “Yeah, but if you eat faster you get more!” Hahahaha. No shit, Amber. And looking at food/eating like this is one of the *MANY* reasons why you’re a 600 elbee monster. But go off, I guess!
This was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for making me giggle long enough my cheeks hurt. Didn’t she say they had friends over and ordered take-out (which I don’t believe)? So according to ALR there were guests at her house when she pooped her pants and had her oxygen cord of life cut?? Hahahahahaha
Ptsd from falling and "breaking" her ligaments so she was scared to try going on walks, but almost dying from a potato didn't affect her eating habits at all. 🙄😅
My husband and I have both been CPR certified and you aren’t supposed to beat on someone’s back when they’re choking. It usually doesn’t help. Obviously in Amber’s case it worked but she is very fortunate.
@@doglover094 there’s a few ways, but it’s not easy. Probably the one I would try is to put your arms under their armpits and make a fist on the breastbone and use the other hand to thrust your fist into the breastbone.
@@RoyalBlue4486 In Australia we’re taught back blows. I’m an RN and we get taught 5 back blows, if it doesn’t clear then 5 chest thrusts, then 5 back blows again, etc etc
Often when people are lying, they add too many details. ‘I knew someone when I was 19 who choked to 💀’. Really? You remember that you were 19? Bit strange.
And to think, this is the same 3 year old sofa is that her “friends” are going to sleep on when they visit next week. Gorl, you can’t mask 3 years of sweat and swass with a candle and febreeze.
6:05 it bothers me when morbidly obese public figures like this say they don't eat for long periods of time, and claim it id unhealthy. Sure, it can be true, but as dr Now from my 600lbs life said "when you are morbidly obese, not eating is not a problem". When you are not in the normal group, normal health advice don't apply to you. I have IBD and if I were to take normal health advice, I'd be shitting my pants on the daily. Yeah, it sucks, but we gotta be real with ourselves. ALR has more pressing matters in terms of health concerns than not eating for 6 hours every now and again.
For my Non-American friends, a seafood boil is a Cajun meal where seafood, usually crab, shrimp, crawfish, mussels, sausage, potatoes, and corn, are boiled in Cajun seasoned water. The boil then is coated in a butter sauce, sometimes flavored, and poured out on a table for people to eat. Usually a seafood boil is made for entire families during a party.
I'll never not enjoy seeing this reaction. As a thank you to my favorite ALR "reaction channel" I give you, my fellows in haydur nation, my slam poetry. **Chokeen up- By Amber Lynn Reia** "Chokeen on a spud...No attention from mah bud...Invisible cord of life? WHERE?!...Not a single piece of air...I eat like a hoover...So, no heimlich maneuver...Bud wailed on mah back...Dislodged that taytoe sack...Spewed on the linoleum...Shat mah black stretch pants...Ya know, the ones with the holes in them...Saw spots & stars...Thought I was dyeen... You guise, I swear, in this video, there is no lyeen" Thank you **humble bow** Thank you. Yer wolkom, yer wolkom. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter & pls, get home safe. Goodnight everybody!
i don't eat until 3-4 pm everyday, never have i ever shoved a whole potato in my mouth and swallowed without chewing because i was hungry! amber traumatized us all with that story
I love this video she made. As if she’s the only person who’s ever choked in the history of the world. She’s been told for years that she doesn’t chew her food properly and her bites are massive (sausage and potato muckbang). Those bites were absolutely ridiculous. It’s surprising she didn’t choke until now.
She really stuffed half of a large potato in her mouth at once, to the point she had to poke it in her mouth to get it to all fit in at once. She’s such a gluttonous pig. Has to eat it all as possible so nobody else can touch her food and so that, in her own words, the faster she eats the more food can she eat before she gets full and has to stop. Remember that Taco Bell MukBang she did with Beck where Amber said “you eat so slow” to Beck and then Beck said “I actually like to taste my food” 😂such a good dig at Amber.
I call BS on the dietician saying she needs to eat more often. Does she honestly expect us to beIieve a word she says ?Has she never heard of the benefits of intermittent fasting ? Does she ever not lah ? 😂 😂 Always a pleasure to see you gents, Jimmy Bunker is the new 👑 since his epic performance in the sitcom situation type deaI from yesterday 😂 two thumbs up guise👏 💯🥰
This was during her supposed attempt to get approved for bariatric surgery. From my own experience the dietitians encourage 3 balanced meals a day and maybe 2 small snacks if you need them. Even after surgery that’s what my dietitian recommends. There’s a strong emphasis on protein. She was just hearing what she wanted and completely ignoring the rest.
I kind of agree, but there is a small chance it’s real, as one evidence-based piece of advice for dieting is to eat 3 meals a day, out of concern that trying to fast or skip meals will lead some people to binge, whereas they can avoid binges if eating the 3 meals. But yeah, intermittent fasting is great and the one thing shown to slow aging, and it’s a myth that you HAVE to eat every few hours or it’s “unhealthy,” - that isn’t true. One reason that “vomiting” is such a common symptom is that some believe every time our body is ill or injured, it doesn’t want to waste energy digesting food, and so many, many things, from the flu, to child birth, to breaking an arm, to headaches, etc. include “nausea and vomiting.” It is very natural to use our fat stores…..that is what it’s there for.
@becka41 I understand the logic of eating smaller more frequent meals, rather than 1-3 very large ones, I just can't see any dietician encouraging Hamber to eat as soon as she wakes up, if she isn't hungry then, but she probably is. I'm going on the logic that it's not good to eat if you aren't hungry, when you weigh over 500 lbs. From how she talks, it seems she thinks you have to eat so many times a day or something bad will happen. 😂 It would take a long time before her body would run out of fat stores. No dispekt for anyone struggling with their weight, I could lose a few lbs myself. I have been walking every day though for a few weeks now, and I feel better already. Yes I think you're right though, she takes part of what they say and twists it into something that she thinks sounds best or justifies her own actions and thoughts.
I@@metalmamasue3680 I feel like that's why she tells everyone she has a binge disorder. Would a doctor recommend her only eat once a day or twice a day if they believed she had a binge disorder?
@@Itried20takennames Totally understand and agree with you. I work out and have been advised to eat small meals, more like "grazing" specifics on proteins and I do. I like to eat a plant based dinner though, I luuuv me my vegetables. I can't watch ALR straight on, I need the filter of a reaction channel 🤭 She's been pulling the same double talk and has been over 500lbs (sorry, I'm American, we're weird to speak in lbs and miles 😬) For a decade!! Not even cancer snapped her into taking her health seriously. Idk... If that doesn't slap you into reality? 🤷🏼♀️
You guy's commentary for this has me crying laughing...😂. I've had it rough this past week... I had eye surgery and I'm healing from it and I seriously need this laugh.... Thank you guys so much❤
I was worried about my invisible oxygen tube of life trying to watch this and eat ice cream at the same time. I havent laughed this hard in a year at least.
In the Southern USA seafood boil is called low country boil: shrimp, sometimes crab, andouille sausage, potatoes, and corn on the cob. You cook and eat it outside on newspaper 😊
Of course people will laugh at her video when she repeatedly uses the phrase "shit my pants." She isn't taking it seriously, so why should the viewers?
Watching you, watching Jimmy and trying to hold yourself together knowing what the video is about is just hilarious!! especially when u keep looking at us knowing that we already knew the content of this infamous video is so hilarious!!!! poor Jimmy, he would have never guessed this one !! hahaha I love watching you both!!
Amber went to the bathroom to clean herself up... She wanted Wipey to clean up the floor and the trail she was leaving behind. That's my guess. (≧▽≦)
I legit think this was the exact moment Wipey started planning her exit.
I think so
you know ALR tried to get her to clean her up afterwards
I agree
Absolutely! I've said so much before. I think ALR grossed her out with her carelessness....
Absolutely Fled cleaned Hamber and the living room. She packed and left the following morning. Aledgedly 😂
Amberlynn just casually reveals information for the entire internet that you couldn't waterboard out of me
I would die on a tortures chair to keep this one under wraps.
seems to be the most common lolcow trait!
😂
The epitome of the saying "taking this to the grave".
Chew my food into pieces,
Always forgot before.
Suffocation, no breathing,
dgaf if I shit my pants eating.
This comment is underrated.
Bars
Would it be wrong would it be right
If I bought take out tonight
Chances are that I might
Mastication out of sight
And I’m contemplating my potato plight
Hilarious poppa Roach reference 😂
Oh I hope Mr Snowflake sees this 🤣
"invisible oxygen cord of life" from someone who thinks of herself as a talented writer is wild
Yeah it’s called “air “ 😂
ah come on, this is actually hilarious as shit and i would definitely use this dumb word combo lmaoooo
i mean yeah, she doesn't bother to learn anything about this planet, she denies the moon landing, doesn't know where russia and north korea are - definitely ignorant or how others would call it, "dumb" but i dang, i am still laughing at invisible oxygen cord of life lmaoooo definitely gonna steal this
she says "her first meal" wasn't for hours, doesn't mean she didn't eat at all. she chooses her words carefully
Great spot that
@@MrSnowflake Everyone down The Feathers is saying Jimmy shit his pants and kept them on for a week in an attempt to join the Hell Angels. Can Jimmy please make a statement?
@@johngilmore697is he planning to be the next Australian Prime Minister.
@@justine8387 He could make up to nine hundred dollaridoos a year!
@@johngilmore697Jimmy earned his red wings, he's in.
“A single piece of air” takes me tf out
She thinks of everything in food terms, even air
😂😂
Rain and petals eavesdrop, it went down the wrong tube
Watching Mr. Snowflake trying so hard to keep it together... tears in his eyes... then Jimmy says a one-liner, and he's gone. I am DYING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Chew Hole Or Killer Esophagus. I used the wrong word.”
I hope this comment gets a shit ton of attention!!!
😂🤣😂🤣💀
This comment wins best comment!!! Holy crap!
"chew hole or killer esophagus. It went down the wrong hole" 😂
😂😂😂
HELLOOOOOOO
Amber's bowel was the best side charactor this season
😂😂😂
Lol, my gosh everyone in the chat is hilarious!!
I so appreciate you ❤️
Chantal should watch out, eh💩
Laughed at this video so hard that my invisible oxygen tube disconnected 😢
Hahaha not you too!
Laughed so hard that not a single piece of air could escape me.
@@Azzie565 Air eaves dropping
Same☠️💀⚰️🪦
"I do that a lot where I don't eat for hours."
Oh? You mean when you're sleeping? We all do that.
I mean even if ur awake u shouldn't eat every hour lol. Not eating in hours is just being between meals lol
"Oh me life flashed before me eyes! ....It was really boring." -Babs, Chicken Run
Yessss I'm so glad someone else thought of Babs when Amber said that!
One of the best movies. 😂
She is the most dramatic person alive, it must be exhausting to be around her all the time.
The best part was Mr. Snowflake just dying to see Jimmy’s reaction, sneaking little looks every so often. 😂
22:16- This is cinematic gold. Snowflake’s face contorting during the buildup. Jimmy’s tea kettle wheeze.
🎶I choked on good ol seafood boil and then i shit my pants. I think I’ll do another tic tok dance 🎶 🎼
😂😂
🤣🤣 I laugh so much when Mr S busts out laughing, it hurts my stomach muscles 😂😂 I'm cryeen 😂
PMSL!
Mr. Snowflake: the most handsome reactor in the Amberverse.
@@kuribojim3916 he looks a little like Travis Kelce!!
Ode to the Tater (another word for potato)
Amberlynn swallowed a tater
As big as a crater
Faline pounded her back
And in one fell swoop
Out came the tater
Along with some poop!
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 brava
You have a way with words
And with rhymes
This made my day lol
Silly Hats In Teapots, I used the wrong word!
@@GucciStinkbug this is brilliant
That's what happens when you shove big chunks of potatoes into your gullet without chewing! I've choked before but i never poop myself.
she INHALES her food. I dont even understand how she gets such big amounts in her mouth with each "bite" and doesnt choke regularly
Exactly, idk how that could've been the first time 😅
@@onwednesdayswewearpink2761she ate a big ass piece of potato once during a mukbang with sausage. It actually wouldn't fit in her mouth but she pushed it in with her fingers. The next bite was in just a few seconds later.
The chemistry between you and Jimmy is incredibly endearing.
Are they twins or brothers, or brothers from another mother ?
I thought these two were dating for the longest time.
@BronzeDragon133 oh I was sure they were a couple 😂 its gonna blow up the internet if it comes our both these fine mad lads are available 😮
💯 agree!!!
I just always assumed They were married
"They're definitely banned from Olive Garden."
I felt my invisible oxygen cord cut off while I was laughing at this video so hard. Imagining her pooping herself at a restaurant will always live in my brain
Imagine being so enormous that you can’t have a life saving Heimlich manoeuvre and the only way to stop you choking is for someone to physically punch the blockage out of you, and then you still cram fist sized bites of food down your gullet, taking a second bite before you’ve even swallowed the first.
It felt so wrong to laugh at this, but I did 😅🤣
Well in all fairness, punching on the back between the shoulderblades is the first step, then the Heimlich if patting/punching doesn't work. But yes in her case she has a problem if that doesn't work. She could only throw herself over a chair as an alternative, like they advise you when you are alone: throw yourself over a chair as a way of improvising the Heimlich. Not sure if that would have saved potatolynn though...
@@Fluffy-Fluffy All I can see is her tyrannosaurus arms flailing up in the air as she tries to fling herself forward over a chair, cleavage under her chin…
It’s just annoyeen that she LIDURALLY came that close to copping it AGAIN DUE TO HER GLUTTONY and it’s still not enough to get her to stop. No wonder Fleen Fled.
@@Fluffy-Fluffy you can also do chest thrusts if the back blows don't work. Heimlich is not recommended in first aid anymore.
@@Fluffy-Fluffydon’t do the back blows if they are coughing
Honestly this video makes me laugh so hard I almost pooped myself in solidarity with amber😂
Ahahaha I haven't watched it and this comment already made me laugh!
Hilarious😂😂
I'm at 14:55 and Mr Snowflake's outbursts of laughter make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣 Omg I'm cryeen and my stomach muscles hurt. I'm kinda glad my son isn't home. He gives me strange looks when I laugh like this 😂😂
@@metalmamasue3680 me too😂 we’re all gonna die choking now, we have collectively with Mr snowflake sealed our fates😂😂😂😅
@@jessicab3344I agree, we're aII going to heII 🔥😂😂 Laughing all the way of course. 🤣
I almost forgot how easily Jimmy turns everything into a skit with a completely straight face :D
So glad you re-uploaded this, I watch it every night in bed because no matter what a shitty day I’ve had it makes me piss myself laughing 😂😂😂 thank you both!! ❤
Awwww cmon that’s lovely
@@MrSnowflake thanks for all you do 🙌🏻🤩
Amber should buy a life vac
I laughed along with you when she said “I won’t eat for hours”
I have laughing tears too, the chat is hysterical!!! Love it!! 😃😅😂
She took this story from the movie “ the whale “
I haven't seen the movie yet. She did steal Casey's Coming Out Story so I suppose that isn't out of the realm of possibility / probability.
I was wondering about that? But I also remember her saying she had never seen The Whale, but then again she lies about everything, so….
@@dez5kive watched the whale it was when it came out but im pretty sure he didnt even shit his pants
That would almost be better since it would explain her decision to add the poop part to be authentic to the plagiarism but he didn’t even do that part!
She’s trolling with the 💩 part.
There once was a girl named amberlynn Reid
She didn’t chew food because of her greed
as she ate that potato, the angels said “heyo, there’s not enough room for you here”
18:22 "Someone's cut Amberlynns invisible oxygen tube!!", the urgency in which he said that KILLED me lol
Mr. Snowflake's trying not to laugh face is the funniest shit ever
She tried way too hard to make this as dramatic and drawn out as possible. She could just say she choked and she'd still get some sympathy.
The first time I saw this I was under the influence of an edible. I've never laughed so hard at anything in my life. I was gasping with tears streaming down my face.
Snowflake losing complete control of himself (though not as complete as ALR) is so, so funny.
I can’t bear her histrionics and melodrama. Every little thing is a major crisis or calamity. She lies to make things seem so much more interesting - trying to convince us that she ‘stopped breathing due to sleep apnoea’ during surgery when she was actually intubated and wasn’t ‘asleep’ at any point, telling us the surgeon ‘stitched her hymen back into place as a favour’ which a) shows that she doesn’t know what a hymen actually is and b) her surgeon set himself up for a SA/malpractice suit, she ‘couldn’t even lift a T-shirt’ when Becky had to empty her closets due to repair work after her hysterectomy yet, on camera, lifted two five litre containers, she said she was ‘pouring with blood and six ppl came running from different directions’ when her cannula fell out, when what would have happened is that a slow stream of blood would have DRIPPED down her arm and a small amount of pressure would have fixed it…the dramatics and inventions are just sickening. I can’t stand her.
Med student here. Although you can get a hymen reconstruction, a surgeon would NEVER do that just because. And the reason is simple: we don't think about 'intact hymen=virgin' and honestly, couldn't care less the state of yours is. I don't care if you're a virgin, or if you have s3x with 5 man daily. And also because hymens come in all shapes and sizes. Not everybody has a 'complete membrane'. It's like doing circumcision on a patient with a penis without permission. Does she think that every adult thinks like her? Like a 12 year old? I bet you she thinks that we care about body hair too.
It took her an entire video of endless empty babbling just to say:
"I was cramming fistfuls of food into my gaping maw as usual and choked on a spud then shat myself."
The End.
"Amberception" LOL. I'm laying here the first night after abdominal surgery in the hospital laughing, it hurts and I don't care❤ Thank you for making my night funny and distracting me.
‘I actually saw life flash before my eyes.’
No. No you didn’t…and it clearly didn’t scare you THAT much, did it??
And she wonders WHY wifey tapped out😂mmmmk
Mr. Snowflake laughing so deep 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love it
Omg I know, I was dyeen myself at him laughing so hard 🤣🤣
I try and fight it
Apparently Hamber never heard the saying “don’t shit where you eat”.
Hahaha 🤣
“What’s that? Oh… it’s your invisible oxygen cord” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, so for anyone else who planned to watch this while doing their homework….yeah, don’t do that. 😂😂😂😂 I messed up my work like 5 times from laughing hahahahaha
This is such a classic. Just watching you guys laugh at the ridiculousness makes the whole thing even funnier.
Except for the chat! You all are the funniest co-hosts!!! Kept me laughing! 😅
I almost died watching this video. I couldn't breathe from laughing hysterically!!!🤣🤣🤣 This was great!!!
What got to me was Pookie pretending this was a one time incident when , in reality, poor Wipey probably went through this at least once a week.
Jimmy’s whimsical antics are hilarious. I can fully appreciate the nonsense.
🤣 You two have such a great energy together; it’s delightful to witness. 🎉
Totally agree!! I smiled and laughed even more in the chat!! You all all hilarious! 😃
@@botticellichick6393 I agree! They bring out a fun vibe. I swear, I was over half way through and realized I hadn’t been listening to Amber at all 🤣
@@AshleyEhSMR
OMG, Same! It's a total double feature! This is seriously the best audience ever! Everyone is so clever and quick-witted! I so appreciate you gorll! Lol, we should all welcome Snowflake and Jimmy into
"Gorll World!" 😅
I went away briefly while the video was playing, come back and Jimmy's crown is on Mr. Snowflake and Jimmy is now King of the Nile 😂
@@botticellichick6393 F- ya dude! You’re a gem and much appreciated. As are these fellas 🥳 This is another great example of people enhancing content through reactions because they’re just entertaining as all hell.
Jimmy doesn't even uses notes like Mr. Stoklasa he even comes up with Movie Ideas on the spot.😂 Veeeery coooooool!
I know what that is
Let's clap together! 😂
😂😂 the way she describes the hazards of eating!! ,
we had no idea what a real hero she was getting to 600lbs despite the perils of eating!!
You guys know it was most likely WWE dramatic too. While AL was
down almost gone, I bet Fuh-Leen ran to the wall, pushed off and did an elbow drop to the sternum!!! Potato flies up and sphincter blows out!! I refuse to believe any other explanation at this point!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 her explanation of how Fuh Leen was saving her is hardly possible without some real force
LOL fuh-leen
So much gold from this.
"Invisible oxygen cord"
"Piece of air"
and of course, PoopyPantsReid
Pretty sure “man meat” means something a little different here in the states 😂
It does, but the image was kind of fun.
My brain immediately thought of Lord of the Rings, "man flesh", lol.
Yessss you read all of our minds that we really needed to see this again! 😂😂
😂Amber almost choked on a potato. Mr Snowflake almost choked from laughing at Jimmy. I laughed so much through this i nearly choked. 🤣 great video!
This whole episode is one asphyxiation after the other 🤣
Hold the bowelsssss😂 beat on the back for dear life😂😂😂😂😂
No matter how many times I’ve seen this video, I will *NEVER* get over how she tells us about quickly how she shovels food into her gaping maw as if it’s just this quirky little thing that our dainty princess does _and_ like it couldn’t possibly have anything to do with her being (roughly… very, _very_ roughly… lol) 600 goddamn elbees!
Also, thank dear, sweet baby Jesus that Big Al informed us that there’s a difference between spit/liquid “going down the wrong pipe” and having food lodged in your airway. It’s also incredibly kind of her to tell us to pay better attention to our food as we eat! Such groundbreaking and amazing advice!
_Also,_ also, lol, she may be the queen of lolcows/deathfats (It’s either her or Foodie Beauty, the woman with the *biggest* lie for a name, lol.) but she 100% knows _exactly_ what she’s doing. Someone who is as (RIGHTFULLY) critiqued and, yes, made of fun of (Again, fully deserved due to her being an _awful_ person.) as much as she is, would *NEVER* keep in (Or, mostly likely “added in”, considering the fact that Big Al enjoys lying _almost_ as much as she loves eating. lol.) the part about her *shitting her f-ing pants.* lol. She’s absolutely absurd. If any of this story happens to be true, I can pretty much guarantee that, if she actually slowed down her eating _at all,_ it only lasted about 4 bites into her very next meal. And then after that it was right back off to the races! lol.
Oh… and one last thing…
Potatoes, man.
Speaking of her speed-eating, I also enjoy thinking back to the time that Big Al and Becky did that Taco Bell mukbang and Amber, yet again, showed what a food demon she is. lol.
I recall Becky saying something along the lines of eating slowly being better for you because you fill up sooner and, the hamplanet herself (I first read this _amazingly accurate_ Big Al descriptor today on Reddit and I will now use it until the end of time when talking about her. lol.) retorted something like, “Yeah, but if you eat faster you get more!” Hahahaha. No shit, Amber. And looking at food/eating like this is one of the *MANY* reasons why you’re a 600 elbee monster. But go off, I guess!
She hasn't eaten for hours... If she were existing in a microverse created by Rick Sanchez....
My invisible oxygen cord of life.😂
So poetic
Can't find my sympathy bone.
This was everything I never knew I needed. Thank you for making me giggle long enough my cheeks hurt. Didn’t she say they had friends over and ordered take-out (which I don’t believe)? So according to ALR there were guests at her house when she pooped her pants and had her oxygen cord of life cut?? Hahahahahaha
Ptsd from falling and "breaking" her ligaments so she was scared to try going on walks, but almost dying from a potato didn't affect her eating habits at all. 🙄😅
This story could have been told in about 4 short sentences.
I assUME, Amberlynn meant to say "the mortal coil"
Y'know, from Hamlet- "to shuffle off his mortal coil"
Much poet.
My husband and I have both been CPR certified and you aren’t supposed to beat on someone’s back when they’re choking. It usually doesn’t help. Obviously in Amber’s case it worked but she is very fortunate.
ambergris is too big and too old to be acting this new, she eats like a snake. it's disgusting.
what would be the appropriate thing to do for someone her size ?
@@doglover094 there’s a few ways, but it’s not easy. Probably the one I would try is to put your arms under their armpits and make a fist on the breastbone and use the other hand to thrust your fist into the breastbone.
@@RoyalBlue4486 interesting, thanks for sharing!
@@RoyalBlue4486 In Australia we’re taught back blows. I’m an RN and we get taught 5 back blows, if it doesn’t clear then 5 chest thrusts, then 5 back blows again, etc etc
Gonna watch this again to support and because its still fun to rewatch ❤
It’s a classic
I’m on my 2nd watch too😂
Often when people are lying, they add too many details. ‘I knew someone when I was 19 who choked to 💀’. Really? You remember that you were 19? Bit strange.
🙋♀️🙋♀️ GUYS! THANKS FOR ALL THE GIGGLES!👍👍💯💯💯💯 HAVE A GREAT DAY!🥰
And to think, this is the same 3 year old sofa is that her “friends” are going to sleep on when they visit next week. Gorl, you can’t mask 3 years of sweat and swass with a candle and febreeze.
Wipey’s 13th reason
6:05 it bothers me when morbidly obese public figures like this say they don't eat for long periods of time, and claim it id unhealthy. Sure, it can be true, but as dr Now from my 600lbs life said "when you are morbidly obese, not eating is not a problem".
When you are not in the normal group, normal health advice don't apply to you. I have IBD and if I were to take normal health advice, I'd be shitting my pants on the daily. Yeah, it sucks, but we gotta be real with ourselves. ALR has more pressing matters in terms of health concerns than not eating for 6 hours every now and again.
For my Non-American friends, a seafood boil is a Cajun meal where seafood, usually crab, shrimp, crawfish, mussels, sausage, potatoes, and corn, are boiled in Cajun seasoned water. The boil then is coated in a butter sauce, sometimes flavored, and poured out on a table for people to eat. Usually a seafood boil is made for entire families during a party.
She tells this story...
Yet, she keeps slowing killing herself with food, and smoking, and just ignoring her health.
Love the subtle RLM reference when Jimmy says “it’s about family”
I'll never not enjoy seeing this reaction. As a thank you to my favorite ALR "reaction channel" I give you, my fellows in haydur nation, my slam poetry. **Chokeen up- By Amber Lynn Reia** "Chokeen on a spud...No attention from mah bud...Invisible cord of life? WHERE?!...Not a single piece of air...I eat like a hoover...So, no heimlich maneuver...Bud wailed on mah back...Dislodged that taytoe sack...Spewed on the linoleum...Shat mah black stretch pants...Ya know, the ones with the holes in them...Saw spots & stars...Thought I was dyeen... You guise, I swear, in this video, there is no lyeen"
Thank you **humble bow** Thank you. Yer wolkom, yer wolkom. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiter & pls, get home safe. Goodnight everybody!
Anyone else remember when Beck would make breakfast all the time? I guess since then ALR doesn't have breakfast anymore???
i don't eat until 3-4 pm everyday, never have i ever shoved a whole potato in my mouth and swallowed without chewing because i was hungry! amber traumatized us all with that story
I could have sworn she had choked as a kid? She was in the Newspaper, & the firemen gave her a stuffed animal.. or was that a fever dream??
Lifesaver!
@@LBCGriffin OMG YES! That is what it was!
Not a fever dream, she did say that!
The pharaoh's hat is called a Nemes, by the way. It's not really a crown, though, just a headdress.
I love this video she made. As if she’s the only person who’s ever choked in the history of the world. She’s been told for years that she doesn’t chew her food properly and her bites are massive (sausage and potato muckbang). Those bites were absolutely ridiculous. It’s surprising she didn’t choke until now.
She really stuffed half of a large potato in her mouth at once, to the point she had to poke it in her mouth to get it to all fit in at once. She’s such a gluttonous pig. Has to eat it all as possible so nobody else can touch her food and so that, in her own words, the faster she eats the more food can she eat before she gets full and has to stop. Remember that Taco Bell MukBang she did with Beck where Amber said “you eat so slow” to Beck and then Beck said “I actually like to taste my food” 😂such a good dig at Amber.
I call BS on the dietician saying she needs to eat more often. Does she honestly expect us to beIieve a word she says ?Has she never heard of the benefits of intermittent fasting ? Does she ever not lah ? 😂 😂
Always a pleasure to see you gents, Jimmy Bunker is the new 👑 since his epic performance in the sitcom situation type deaI from yesterday 😂 two thumbs up guise👏 💯🥰
This was during her supposed attempt to get approved for bariatric surgery. From my own experience the dietitians encourage 3 balanced meals a day and maybe 2 small snacks if you need them. Even after surgery that’s what my dietitian recommends. There’s a strong emphasis on protein. She was just hearing what she wanted and completely ignoring the rest.
I kind of agree, but there is a small chance it’s real, as one evidence-based piece of advice for dieting is to eat 3 meals a day, out of concern that trying to fast or skip meals will lead some people to binge, whereas they can avoid binges if eating the 3 meals.
But yeah, intermittent fasting is great and the one thing shown to slow aging, and it’s a myth that you HAVE to eat every few hours or it’s “unhealthy,” - that isn’t true.
One reason that “vomiting” is such a common symptom is that some believe every time our body is ill or injured, it doesn’t want to waste energy digesting food, and so many, many things, from the flu, to child birth, to breaking an arm, to headaches, etc. include “nausea and vomiting.”
It is very natural to use our fat stores…..that is what it’s there for.
@becka41 I understand the logic of eating smaller more frequent meals, rather than 1-3 very large ones, I just can't see any dietician encouraging Hamber to eat as soon as she wakes up, if she isn't hungry then, but she probably is.
I'm going on the logic that it's not good to eat if you aren't hungry, when you weigh over 500 lbs.
From how she talks, it seems she thinks you have to eat so many times a day or something bad will happen. 😂 It would take a long time before her body would run out of fat stores.
No dispekt for anyone struggling with their weight, I could lose a few lbs myself. I have been walking every day though for a few weeks now, and I feel better already.
Yes I think you're right though, she takes part of what they say and twists it into something that she thinks sounds best or justifies her own actions and thoughts.
I@@metalmamasue3680 I feel like that's why she tells everyone she has a binge disorder. Would a doctor recommend her only eat once a day or twice a day if they believed she had a binge disorder?
@@Itried20takennames
Totally understand and agree with you. I work out and have been advised to eat small meals, more like "grazing" specifics on proteins and I do. I like to eat a plant based dinner though, I luuuv me my vegetables.
I can't watch ALR straight on, I need the filter of a reaction channel 🤭
She's been pulling the same double talk and has been over 500lbs (sorry, I'm American, we're weird to speak in lbs and miles 😬)
For a decade!! Not even cancer snapped her into taking her health seriously. Idk...
If that doesn't slap you into reality? 🤷🏼♀️
ive never seen this so thanks for reuploaded, was laughing right along with yall
I’m watching again. Why not. I like dying lol.
You got the right attitude
@@MrSnowflake You’re blessing us and keeping us well fed.❤️
Absolutely
@MrSnowflake I'm definitely going to heII with you guys 😂😂 I never laughed so hard in my life 🤣🤣
8:05 big bag of crab and other assorted accessories, very expensive and not a regular meal kind of thing
This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time, thank you for the much-needed laughter 😭❤️
Remember Amber’s story about choking as a child and the paramedics came and saved her and she was in the paper! Was that all just lies???? LOL
Yes. Yes it was
I had to put my coffee down, as I was spitting up laughing at you two.
I really thought that Christmas tree story would end with the tree breaking Jimmy's mom's fall from the attic. Guess not...
You guy's commentary for this has me crying laughing...😂. I've had it rough this past week... I had eye surgery and I'm healing from it and I seriously need this laugh.... Thank you guys so much❤
Heal quickly 🙏❤️
People who laugh more are proven to heal faster, and with better results.
0:59 She said “some years”
This feels like a cute awkward first date.
I was worried about my invisible oxygen tube of life trying to watch this and eat ice cream at the same time. I havent laughed this hard in a year at least.
In the Southern USA seafood boil is called low country boil: shrimp, sometimes crab, andouille sausage, potatoes, and corn on the cob. You cook and eat it outside on newspaper 😊
Sounds so gross 😂 sorry. Never heard of it in Australia could be a thing maybe
Of course people will laugh at her video when she repeatedly uses the phrase "shit my pants." She isn't taking it seriously, so why should the viewers?
Anytime i’m having a bad time i come and watch this ! 😂 i cry laughing every time !
Remind me to never invite her to dinner.
Watching you, watching Jimmy and trying to hold yourself together knowing what the video is about is just hilarious!! especially when u keep looking at us knowing that we already knew the content of this infamous video is so hilarious!!!! poor Jimmy, he would have never guessed this one !! hahaha I love watching you both!!
Thank you for raising awareness about the dangers of asphyxiation and the pleasures of autoerotic asphyxiation
When her life flashed before her eyes I wonder if it was as boring as the real thing?
Is mr. Snowflake ok? 3 videos in 3 days???!!!!
:)
@@MrSnowflake remember to take breaks whenever you need to. Hope you have a great rest of your day and stay hydrated ^^
It would be sad CrappypantsLynn if it wasnt really just you predicting your future
Amber went to the bathroom to clean herself up... She wanted Wipey to clean up the floor and the trail she was leaving behind.
That's my guess. (≧▽≦)
‘It was traumatising and I couldn’t stop cryeen.’
Really? Did you ‘just get done doing some major cryeen’?