Actually this is the easiest and most prosperous and least dangerous time in human history. People are just weak. Humor is great but I don't believe the world is dark now. People need to suck it up.
You're wrong. Austrians don't unalive themselves in the basement. They do that in the bunker. In the basement, they keep their daughter and grandchildren.
This guy is hilarious and factual his joke about Modern day abortion rules was on point!!!! you must have the baby, then you keep them until 12 years of age and then you send them to boarding school was hilarious but factual l😂😂😂
We have a similar joke i told my friend "These abortion laws are gtting crazy, you have to wait until the kid is born to send it to school and it gets aborted for you. The quite kids really the post pregnancy abortion clinic"
I find accents hilarious. I once had to attend ethnic awareness/diversity course delivered by a Ghanaian and it was the greatest thing ever. However this dudes accent is the best. If ever I was to get a terminal cancer diagnosis I want this chap to do it. Now if you go do a show in Holland with a group of English speaking Dutch people I think I would piss myself in public 😂
Reminding us of the real reason humor exists, to help us psychologically survive the dark things of this world. And no that wasn't a joke, I'm not a funny person. Unlike you.
One of his grandfathers was the only survivor of the holocaust of his family. The other grandfather was a sports trainer and he had been killed by palestinian terrorist as one of the hostages at the Olympic games in Munich 1972.
You're not only not funny, as a Jew yourself, you don't even know that the first people living in "Palestine" (formerly known as the Kingdom of Israel and Kingdom of Judea) where Hebrews (ie The 12 Tribes of Israel), who where then conquered by the Romans (who renamed the land Palestine to spite the Jews), then Christians and then Muslims. 🙄
He is a comedian. He didn't mean that. I mean most of people think that the palestinians were there first, So he is joking about it. Listen to him again and you'll get it 👍🏻
Bro, Hitler killed himself and you are joking about it! That's insensitive because nobody knows how hard was Hitler's life to make him take that decision.
Damn, that's so hilarious! Hope to be able to see you live soon 😂😂
Sign up to my live show alarm with your city at shahak.de ! The more people sign up the more likely I am to come!
@@Shahak-EN No worries, already took care of that 🥰
Yea, it would be really good to see you live after all your jokes😂
The tattoo joke completely killed me 😂
Me too. Loved it!
I came to comment the same! Good fucking god that was perfect. Zero delay, nailed the timing. Hope he keeps getting attention and blows up.
oh it killed you, fascinating
Well, the world is getting darker. The humour just adapts.
Actually this is the easiest and most prosperous and least dangerous time in human history. People are just weak. Humor is great but I don't believe the world is dark now. People need to suck it up.
I didn't they were that dark at all...I have a dark joke, and I still don't want to tell it to anyone.
I really liked that last one.. darn good!
Israelis have always had dark humor. For an Israeli this wasn't dark. אמת
The second to most German tattoo you can get” just killed me! That’s some funny shit my man. New follower here man.
it would actually be the 4th most german,
1 camp number
2 ss blood type tattoo
3 swastika
4 beer/pretzel
Took me half a second which made it funnier
The most underrated comedian I've seen in ages amazing! Shahak was just born funny.
He was born in April 1st......😂😂😂😂
You are absolutely hilarious. Tragic times but happy I found you 😅
You're wrong. Austrians don't unalive themselves in the basement. They do that in the bunker. In the basement, they keep their daughter and grandchildren.
Well, the joke is close enough so everyone gets it.
@serpentines6356
It would appear that you didn't get this joke...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
In any case Hitler did
I love it! :'D
good one
Dark jokes are like food...
Not everyone gets it
😂
This guy is one of the most quick-witted comedians I've ever seen.
This guy is killing it just being like a regular dude. And we jews love, love Jew jokes, we even tell them to each other all the time
Just found your channel, made me realise how much I missed good comedy, keep it up!
love from India, watching all your videos... #standwithhumans was really creative and needed, thank you :)
Great work!! Thanks man for all the laughter Ive got from listening to you!
"This is the second most German tattoo you can get", took a few seconds but it was gold!
Would you explain it to me?
@@AlexIsPsychotic Well, think about a time when a world war happened for the second time. You will get it sooner or later.
@@AlexIsPsychotic the first one looks like a cross...
_"I will never forgive Hamas, for making me listen to U2."_
x3 Truly despicable behaviour...
The tatto joke took me a second to get as well DUDEEE thats like my top 2 most dark joke i have ever heard
ahhh.. the hitler basement joke... that was quick...
'The church needs the cloud '😂
Second most German tattoo took me a sec, too :p That was funny.
Best in the clip...Loved it.
Thx for putting CC, love u S2
Love this guy!
Living in Munich for 32, I had to convince myself that the first most german tattoo you had in mind aren't white sausages!
5:48 DUDE I CANTTTTTTT 😭
very funny brother, always a good lough, Am Israel Chai!
Why isn't this guy bigger he is a great comic
This guy is hilarious and factual his joke about Modern day abortion rules was on point!!!! you must have the baby, then you keep them until 12 years of age and then you send them to boarding school was hilarious but factual l😂😂😂
Jews were unironically there before, but yeah. lol
2nd most German tattoo 😂😂😂😂😂
That tattoo joke 🤣
Yooooo wtf?!? You are fcking hilarious bro!!! Geofferey Asmus, Shane Gillis, & Shahak Shapira?
5:12 is this the wrong time to ask if he made a joke about that stereotype too?
No. It was all funny.
Great standup man
TH-cam randomly showed you to me. For once the algorithm did something useful lol 👍
When will you perform in Portugal?
Omg, this is so wrong. I love it!
We have a similar joke i told my friend "These abortion laws are gtting crazy, you have to wait until the kid is born to send it to school and it gets aborted for you. The quite kids really the post pregnancy abortion clinic"
the first clip aged like fine wine
briliant
Your the man . First coment.
Its james corden morphed with chris jericho
" I will betray any country" Respect
Ich liebe diesen Typen!
I think your great keep it up don't sale out😅
I already moved twice 😂😂
I find accents hilarious. I once had to attend ethnic awareness/diversity course delivered by a Ghanaian and it was the greatest thing ever.
However this dudes accent is the best. If ever I was to get a terminal cancer diagnosis I want this chap to do it.
Now if you go do a show in Holland with a group of English speaking Dutch people I think I would piss myself in public 😂
Try ro be darker as Sloss 😂, i d love to see u both together
Iranian don't have a choice x😅😂😅
Buy some LED lights. They're bright!
Roe v vade was the Best fr 😭
You have to see them (Russiansj coming got me. Hahaha
whats the most german tattoo? can someone ruin the joke and explain it to me pls
Let me put it this way: it’s not a letter, it’s not a word and it’s not a drawing.
I sure the solution will cross your mind eventually.
@@Apfeljunge666 A final one, for sure.
Shit, couldn't resist.
@@Jan-gh7qi Oh, dang.. That was good...😲
Dreaded-Flower...I hope you figured it out by now...Or, had a friend clue you in.
Like, I'm Israeli too, and the government really fucked me. I can't walk in the streets.
The person who was married 2.5 years should say "a quarter decade" instead. It sounds more impressive.
Reminding us of the real reason humor exists, to help us psychologically survive the dark things of this world.
And no that wasn't a joke, I'm not a funny person. Unlike you.
Love every second! 😏
is that an ai generated thumbnail
נו, בוא לברוקלין!!!!
שחק אתה חד כתער!
Didnt get that last joke....then....ohhhhhhhh....right. i feel like a bad jew
Jokes are like people...
The darker they are, the less people like them
Dark
But not enough 😊
8888 Aufrufe? Als ob!
Your grandfather may of been running from war crimes
One of his grandfathers was the only survivor of the holocaust of his family. The other grandfather was a sports trainer and he had been killed by palestinian terrorist as one of the hostages at the Olympic games in Munich 1972.
I can confirm that
@@Shahak-EN You're such a king lmfao 😂
You're great but you gotta stop saying sorry, it ruins the jokes.
I see your point and I'll avoid doing it, thanks!
@@Shahak-EN No way, it shows you're well-mannered & it's cute. Just be yourself, that's what people are here for
You're not only not funny, as a Jew yourself, you don't even know that the first people living in "Palestine" (formerly known as the Kingdom of Israel and Kingdom of Judea) where Hebrews (ie The 12 Tribes of Israel), who where then conquered by the Romans (who renamed the land Palestine to spite the Jews), then Christians and then Muslims. 🙄
He is a comedian. He didn't mean that. I mean most of people think that the palestinians were there first, So he is joking about it. Listen to him again and you'll get it 👍🏻
He's sarcastic, man
it's just jokes. not for kids.
You forgot the ottermans they were longest in Judea, the Roman's renamed it ti palastine , British kept calling everyone palastinians
You forgot otermans turkish
6 minutes in and still waiting for the first joke
You spent 6 minutes watching a video you didn’t like to completion and left a comment to boost it after too. I think I found the joke.
It's like leaving a review on a hooker and getting upset when her client list doubles @@Shahak-EN
Bro, Hitler killed himself and you are joking about it! That's insensitive because nobody knows how hard was Hitler's life to make him take that decision.
There was that time he failed at painting or some shit. The meth probably didn't help. If only he had tried 🍄🍄