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shampoo shirtz pls
Birth my children
What were you painting max
hey chad!!! i also poo red blood on the daily, can we be friends? :D
Yes bro do this shit live not Thur the web
Does anyone have any shampoo bottles i can borrow?
for research purposes xx
Sorry mate not at the moment
foot fungus
Are you racist?
Petscop 2
does every australian know each other?
yeah mate
They live like in one city, where's internet is good.
@@evgenyreshetnikov3483 no
Yeah na yeah all 100 of them get together
@WateredDownCummies world renowned russian politic Cyranek
Legend has it that I Did A Thing actually uses his jawline to cut metal
Trust me bro I seen that shit with my own eyes
its true I was the metal
it's not a myth, we've all seen it. The legend is his feet are more powerful than the jaws of life used to pry car doors open.
He has the same jawline as Cucumber Joe
@@TrueHelpTVMan, the strength of those grippers is inconceivable
I did a thing is on route to becoming the most interesting man in the world
When opportunity comes knocking, opportunity waits.
His compition is critikal
*en route
@@genericusername4206 *on route
@@Kekatronic it’s en route
it's so unusual to see his face, even though he's not really hiding it
Yeah but i've never really seen it fully for so long, and OH MY GOD THE *JAWLINE*
@@thecube5861 I was waiting for people to start simping over him 😭
@@21kousands it has begun.
Exactly
A comment I saw in one of his videos pretty much sums it up:
"It's like he is hiding his face, but not really"
My boy was born with his apron. Gave the doctor a good grab to get him out.
I didn't even notice the apron, he wears it so much
@@thijs2032 it's part of his body now
The doctor plucked him out with a man-catcher
Luckily the doc was wearing bread gloves
@@butterskywalker8785 it’s fused to him, it’s like a symbiote.
He looks sculpted by the gods themselves. What a fella
He’s fr too good looking
Talkin bout Chad?
@@watashi9040 I think they are
Chad jawline
B O N K !
If I did a thing was a cartoon he'd 100% have dots for eyes
I think he looks like handsome squidward
I did a thing assistant would have big beautiful anime eyes
seek therapy
He’s more like a charismatic mixture of Vault Boy / handsome squidward.
MEG Weißenfels
GmbH & Co. KG
Langendorfer Str. 23
D-06667 Weißenfels
Not gonna lie one of my favorite episodes of Cold Ones!
thanks verified account
@@mtias4563 ah your welcome buddy!
@@CougarMacDowall thanks verified account
How the episode is 37 mins long and u commented 16 mins ago u can’t say it’s ur favorite when u have even watched the full thing
@@gerardqo thanks
I've been waiting for this glorious moment
no you haven’t
I didn’t expect to find you here but I’m glad I did
Yo sames man
Egg
Petscop 2
My dude is the definition of an rpg character who has poured all their stat points into luck. He fucking gassed himself and took a hit straight to the occipital and he’s still alive somehow
He's maxed out charisma too
He also clearly has 0 INT as he can't connect sleeping in compost to his fungal infection
I did a thing is one of the few guys where I'm okay with the fact they're considerably more attractive than me in every aspect
Same here, he's like just... So much better, yet he doesn't brag and isn't a twat, could be the fact he's Aussie
@Abraham Johnathan Bro?
@Abraham Johnathan wait what he do tho
@Abraham Johnathan aw true i remember that vid! Fair enough m8
@Abraham Johnathan well the vid was about stopping school shooters and how easy it is to get guns in America’s, and the guy had like 500 guns in his house lol
This needs a part 2 it was not nearly long enough
The extended cut is on patreon! Thats 2+ hrs!
1k like feels so weird
I dunno sounds plenty long to me
like an extra 2 inches
Yes now
i think its cute that those two are like always together when they go places even when theyre not on their own respective channels.
Idk if it's true but I think they're dating? My brother told me
@@ninevehgreyAleksa literally said he thought he was gay once but he's not. why would a straight man be dating a man lolol
@@ninevehgreywatch the Boy Boy video Disney Made Us Gay, it clears things up pretty well
@@Thy_Nel when did he say he thought he might be gay?
@@huskylover8167 In this podcast... Just watch it
love it when he casually says he gassed himself
Yeah, he literally made chlorine gas and could have died and just... Brushed it off like how
or the part where he admitted to making explosives?
@@turtle6648 Fun reminder that he went to North Korea
The fact that he was a male stripper might be the best thing I’ve learned this week
And that he's also Ace. That's pretty ironic.
@@nicoruppert4207 wait he is?
@@ferrum225 They seem unclear about it. But from what they said it seems like he doesn't date other people. Wich sounds like he doesn't fuck other people, might be wrong tho.
@@nicoruppert4207 when was that said?
@@ShroomBois_Inc 20:51
Why does it seem like the voice that comes out of his mouth shouldn’t be his voice it’s like it’s fake
Max doesn’t fit his voice ngl
It's the EQ.
@@itzsquishy3712 yes he does
@@itzsquishy3712 yeah I think he does, he looks and sounds like a 17 year old gay schoolboy that dosent know hes gay yet
It's getting more fake if you're looking directly at his mouth movements.....
I think my sleeping pills is hitting me hard RN
I couldn't stop staring at this mans jawline
Seriously he’s fucking chiseled!
yeah hes terribly handsome
Chad's right?
I cant stop staring at his earwax
@@joemurner3451 lmao it’s the lighting it makes it look really gross cause of the yellow green neon
the brief moments you see his face in his own videos hid the fact that he actually looks like a human version of handsome squidward (in a good way lol)
He's too perfect for the world, it's like dropping a 4k sprite in GTA San Andreas, he's just too good for the rest of us to compete
Holy shit you're right lmao XD
My you’re right.
I would die for Aleksa
One of the few ppl Ive seen show him love here ty ty i love aleksa so much
So true
the assistant is so powerful he literally has a red aura around him
He's a stand
He's the bottom
That assistant is called a boyfriend genius, the assistant thing was a joke.
@@brettcasale I think that's part of the joke, that most people won't get that they're probably in a relationship together, or at least former partners. My guess is they're still together if they're coming to Cold Ones together.
@@dogchaser520 do you have any proof?
Max: Alright close your eyes**smashes bottle**
Sexy chin guy: **covers his ears**
you dont know who i did a thing is
twas chad
@@superfardman4332 well thanks to cold ones now I know
@@Cartiyae a true heathen in its natural habitat
@@superfardman4332 i didnt know who he was either lol
I just love how no matter how funny the jokes Aleksa is making, they just keep getting brushed off by everyone as if they never heard them.
Lol he’s so funny and quick but I’ve noticed even in a lot of boy boy videos it’s often not really played for laughs. Like the funniest line of the whole video is kind of ignited and moved past through the editing
Rightttt I was laughing at all his jokes
These guys deserve a lot more attention. They are way too humble. Their boy boy videos are brilliant, especially the north korea haircut one.
I was so glad when I saw they started to post more videos again and their old videos getting more views. For a long time they all hovered at sub 100k! I hope they make more out of it again
I did a thing is literally so handsome
No fucking shit
Chad jawline
Let's rename him Chad
That man uses his chin to cut metal
Foot fungus
Chad gets gayer and gayer with each passing episode.
Ain’t gay if it’s the homies
He kissed Pyro forever ago. Oh wait I forgot Pyro was a lesbian.
@@brockcasey720 ...unless the homies are also gay. Since Max _AIN'T GAY I JUST LIKE DOLLHOUSE ITEMS,_ I guess you're right.
@@arbiter- Pyro's a furry, that doesn't count
@@joeldeakin2003 MOOBS!
He’s literally the most beautiful human bean I’ve laid my eyes upon. I can listen to him talk about anything for a long time.
HUMAN BEAN
@@Huhujadu Hahhhahah
Wrong! Sean Bean is the most beautiful Human Bean.
Mr beaaaaans
14:42 "I get *excited* when I wipe my ass and there's no blood"
Lmao this podcast is the best
Moist critical has some competition in the movie star phenomenon department
They need to get that men on the podcast
Charlie/moist flat out hates the idea of flying, he's an awesome dude but they'd have to fly over to the U.S if they wanted to do an ep with him.
He also has his own podcast called The Official Podcast.
@@munkybizniss6348 They'd definitely fly to him to film an episode
Would be cool but he doesn't drink :/
@@calvinf9218 he must be pretty thirsty then
Can’t believe I did a thing did a thing he’d never do such a thing
Petscop 2
i see what you did there
@@hampterakaepicgamer1599 he did a thing
@@redobyte3495 he did a thing
Nice banana tho
This dude straight up put all his points into charisma and I'm not even jealous.
He put the rest in strength and agility, especially after seeing that boxing match
He looks like an android trying to mimic human speech when he talks
That's because he has good annunciation.
nobody:
chad: “children are replaceable”
Well he's of wrong
Humans are expendable
This feels like an episode that was 3 hours long and they just cut it down
yeah mate need to release the unedited version
i think it was 2 hrs on the patreon
you realize thats most of their eps right?
I’ve never seen an interview that raised so many more questions than it answered.
This felt like one of the most chilled sessions of a podcast I've yet to seen on this channel.
Alright now for Australia’s most hated man Friendly Jordies
i struggle to understand why he hasn't been on already
Hes not very friendly for someone named friendly jordies
that's not how you spell "Greatest king"
I only just realized how much this needs to happen
PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN, WE NEED LAMB SHANKS
this man has already surpassed his life expectancy
which one ? lol .
@@user-ex4tt9jh1z probably either Chad or either the Australian CHAD
I that Aleksa 1. Knows so much about Alex and 2. He is so incredibly willing to share. Idat rarely shows his face but now we know he's an asexual chip-n-dale w a shy donky dong
I did a Thing hits different when not on his channel. I dig it.
I was literally thinking about an episode with him like 10 mins ago.
Same
Yes
I was watching him lmao
@fubby chatso how do you know?
hearing max was going to upload and isn’t has just ruined my entire year
One day, one day.
It's weird how iduppz and max have these huge audiences that would watch fucking anything if they would just post
This ep just makes me want to have Aunty Donna on the show
I'm not usually big on the podcast version of cold ones but this was a seriously entertaining episode
Wife: "damn it, I forgot my tampon"
Agent 47: "say no more babe"
_Mission Accomplished, well done 47_
You should put up the unedited 3 hour long recording! This was the best cold ones ever
It is on patreon
This one should have been an exception
@@TrueHelpTV it would be the other way around
Please have @Dankpods on your show. He's a fair dinkum of a bloke. He's Aussie too!!!! He's funny af my dudes
I love dankpods!!!!
I would die for him
If they do get him on I'll be disappointed if he doesn't blow up at least 1 pair of dirty buds while being interviewed.
God that would be hilarious
I did a thing and his friend are on exact opposite ends of the chin spectrum
Holy Fucking shit I just realized that
They both fine tho
@@peterscherschligt3260
- why are you geh ?
- who says I’m geh?
- you are geh !
Why are cold ones podcasts getting shorter and shorter??? :(
So you buy their Patreon to see the rest;(
They had to cut a lot here because of what was said during those cut scenes, yknow not TH-cam friendly
@@LiqquidAss i want to support on patreon but im poor
Patreon usually 2 hours plus.
@@mango1887 isn't it like $5?
Admits to an obvious foot fungus with no idea how or why… Constantly soaks his feet in the cesspool, er I mean “frog sanctuary” at his house.
I love his content and I constantly try to push it on others to watch, quite aggressively I might add. I Did A Thing is hilarious, educational and quite entertaining.
27:24 underrated line here
"I held a gun - and I was tall"
I didn't know who these two were before this but I'm a supporter now
This is HowToBasic. That’s him I just know it.
after extensive side by sides of their hands, I have determined sadly no, it isn't. HowToBasic is much paler, hairy arms and even though they both have short fingernails, I Did A Thing has much shorter nails.
@@vexiox2234 Darn ... What about the moustache guy next to him? Do him next!
Jeffable and friends can be HowToBasic
I will say it’s code bullet
@@mrwaxwave definitely not his hand I way too diffrent the bones stick out more
the hand holding in the beginning was so wholesome it made me piss myself
Timestamp
@@Apples765 bro needs a timestamp for the beginning of the video?
The last third of this episode I couldnt stop laughing. Cold ones really gets better with every episode.
Genuinely the most entertaining podcast by FAR.
I WAS LITERALLY JUST WATCHING HIM WHEN THIS WAS POSTED LMAOO
SAME
Same
Wowwww your so blessed
Last time i was this early to a Cold Ones vid, i had S N A K E A I D S
@BucketMouse Mining who?
Ive watched Cold ones since you guys started And its literally my favorite show. I wish i could be on it.
Been watching I did a thing for a while and he had a completely different personality than I expected. He was hilarious (he's hilarious in vids too but in a different way)
He’s immune to being cancelled by Twitter
Everyone is. Because twitter moves on the next morning.
Why does I Did A Thing look like Handsome Squidward
I love how max and chad do all this crazy shit but when it comes down to it they're super good at interviewing and making jokes. very talented men good video
coldones has the best editing ive ever seen and it makes me cry every day thinking about it
Dudes voice and jaw line are made by the gods
Two pairs of best friends just chilling this was wholesome
thinking about the incredibly privileged people who got to see that guy topless waitering
If y'all are homies with the Aunty Donna boys I'll cry out of pure happiness
why does the shape of his skull look so damn different than literally every other time ive seen his face.
its a nice head but _why is it different_
Who, out of the four men are you talking about?
@@JermaLover the main guest
HD.
@@beepboop9848 I did a thing
He's leveled up.
I'm startin to get a little worried for Chad once he said "KIDNEY DAMAGE!". He's the grog master, but I'm startin to wonder how much grog one man can take before his liver or kidneys burst.
Its not the alcohol.
Sounds geneitc and probably related to his weight.
Alcohol would take like decades
@@skatingfreak1670 wrong as hell dude. There's plenty of people who have ruined their livers from alcoholism before 30.
One way to find out ey
He was the weed master in this. Max and Chad both high as hell in this
you clearly dont know ur biology@@skatingfreak1670
Thank you for being one of the few creators that film in 4k and an aspect ratio that fills my screen
Underrated comment lol
This man should be on more podcasts. He is super charming and interesting
I really have to get on their patreon if they actually have longer uncut episodes
Frfr. I need more of this episode.
@@JamFusion. yeah its 2 hours long, give them your money
I don't Have money Tho
I would literally watch this for hours if it was longer
I love how the host of this show just starts throwing up three minutes in. They didn’t stop, they didn’t reshoot. Just like nah it’s fine 😂
This has been my favorite podcast so far definitely
This might be the proudest I've ever been as a Serb. Love you boys
Živeli
ahahah taman sam trazio komentar od Srba
You proud of the Srebrenica massacre too?
@@ranDOMreSERVEaCCount no wtf
@@ranDOMreSERVEaCCount yes
my 4 favorite people on the internet saying cheers in my native language, very epic moment in history right here. thank you mr plastic shoe bird. живели
!
indeed
I'm hearing at this while im doing Homework.
Loving it.
This just made me my night watching this you guys are legends also you guys are the funniest ever
Hearing about Max cancelling a main channel video gave me kidney stones.
man has yaoi hands he could crush that bottle easily
This is giving me 2014 vibes and its really cheering me up in the quarantine
I finally can trully apreciate this podcast)
Never watched it drunk, for some reason))
Three mad Aussies together. What a glorious day. Still wearing that apron.
Max getting a bigger cheer from Post Malones concert then the man himself was wonderful.
I've never watched these before but now I will. Thoroughly entertained.
I went to the monolith the day the video was uploaded. The monolith was gone by the time I got there in the afternoon. All that remained was a monolith shaped hole and some memorials made by pilgrims who got there before me. I stayed there to chat with 4 other pilgrims who visited it at time as me for a while, then left. Good times
that post malone scene proves like everything is connected one way or another
Can someone please find the scenes in little monsters pacific rim where “I did a thing is in”
Am I the only one who found them from Boy Boy?
Loved the military conference vid
I did a thing making an only fans. This is my only wish in life. My bank account is ready
Cold ones “the drinks do the talking”
I never realized how big I did a thing's hands are, they are huge
You should do another episode with these boys love 'em!
One of my favorite episodes yet
Chad: *does nothing*
Max: peak comedy tbfh
Not gonna lie, I never heard of their channel before this popped up. So I watched a few videos to get me somewhat familiar with them. Turned out I watched like 10 videos in a row and subscribed to them. Fucking love it. Thank you for introducing me to a new channel!
THIS IS THE BEST EPISODE YET!
The day when max makes a main channel comeback is the day I soil myself from crying tears of joy.