The audience screamed so loudly when Stewart came out, my dog's ears perked up. She also came over to figure out what was up; guess she's a Jon Stewart fan.
I love how Jon Stewart just wears t-shirts everywhere he goes now. It's like he's catching up from the 20 years he wore a suit every day and now doesn't have to give any fucks
I looked up if he had any tours coming up, and he's doing Stand Up for Heroes at Madison Square Garden in November. Tickets are expensive but it has Trevor Noah, John Oliver, John Mulaney, and Conan. So like, fuck. I hope they put it on the internet.
Kanishk Nishar I'd say John Oliver is the one who comes closest to doing what Stewart did. Colbert is great but his show is mostly a celebrity guest show; Noah is wonderful, but doesn't have Stewart's edge; Sam Bee is amazing, but her focus is a bit too narrow.
I like both Colbert and John Oliver, but I feel that Oliver's show isn't as funny this year compared to last year. Or maybe LSSC is just really upping its game.
+Hypotetiskt While I don't agree on Noah and I have no experience with Samantha Bee other than those really bad commercials announcing her show, I will agree that John Oliver is truly Jon Stewart's successor. He has the biggest impact, whereas Colbert has only really scratched the surface. Still fantastic, but if you're looking for Jon Stewart-level depth, Oliver's the way to go.
Because Jon Stewart is talk show yoda, he was so good at his shit that he made it on national news multiple times for his sick burns (and Fox News couldn't get enough of him, like they couldn't stop terribly talking shit about him until he whipped their asses a few times), so yeah of course Colbert is cracking, Jon cracks up everyone
Lone Avohkii o I remember well. I've been a part of Colbert nation since day 1, I am glad we have so many Jon Stewart correspondents on late night 😍 and I love Colbert, I am America and so can you!
Peter Rogers The kind of sociopath that is now the illegitimate president of the U.S.. He was also needed to be told not to throw soup cans, so he opted to throw paper towels.
Yeah no kidding. When he appeared I straight up skipped 20 seconds and they were still yelling and clapping! At least I saved myself 20 seconds of that.
Hmm a permanently dual hosted late show? Now that'd be an interesting change, especially if they took on opposing views as a way of making fun of just about everyone.
active85858585 I think he’s a bit like Luke Skywalker, living on the outskirts. Come back, Jon, the Rebellion needs you! Long live the Master Jedi, Jon Stewart.
These are also valid. Although in this case, I would argue that Colbert is Luke Skywalker - the former apprentice carrying on his erstwhile master's mission. But I guess that entirely depends on which era we are talking... *Original trilogy ftw*
As much as we'd love Jon to come back and have a show and help America have a moral compass again. I'm alright with him appearing just once in a blue moon for bits like this. It makes you appreciate what you got.
It's not "America" that lacks a moral compass, it's the angry orange in the Oval Office. The popularity of late-night satirists demonstrates that there is still hope for the nation as a whole.
Lol wow...this comment thread should be in history textbooks where students need to identify which specific events each comment is referring to What a fucking year
Well, he's like the master Jedi and Steven Colbert, John Oliver, and Trevor Noah are his apprentice in the Force. All of these guys basically started their political satire career under his guidance.
Imagine we look back at this in a few weeks and think, "Hey, remember when we thought Donald Trump wasn't a canni- sorry, I mean 'alternative-meatatarian'?"
I'd like to say I'm more of a Colbert's fan than Stewart, but man, that guy... his values, his wit, his anger, they are so admirable. I love to have him on every night because he makes Colbert so much more cheery!
It’s not repetitive, because you keep giving them new material. Do your job competently, and the jokes stop, because they stop getting new material. Trump, you are the writer of late night.
Trump is a whiny beotch. US Presidents get more free air time that all his late night comedy critics combined get. Most of their program moves away from the news of the day for guests. Not like they use their entire time slot to abuse Trump
+Long Live Israel - Forever -- They can't take a joke because they don't know how to be funny. Comedy is about seeing old things in new ways. Part of what draws people to Conservative views is wanting things to "make sense" (i.e. follows the same rules as everything else). That's why there are so many Conservative engineers and so few Conservative stand-up comics. Comedy is anything _but_ straightforward.
My bones hurt, I feel like I'm dying with mah ginger tea and chicken soup as my only comfort... and I swear, seeing Jon makes me feel physically better. We miss you
Bean Blubber I think I've only written how cute they are together and/or how much I misd Jon on other vids. I don't know if other people also get prescribed 30 minutes of watching Jon for their fever. It helps though.
Screw you. This country is getting fixed like it or not. Traitors are people who do not stand behind the president. Constitution trashing, job killing. dope smokers. I say we burn down Hollywood and leave it as a dead zone.
I look forward to being abe to say that I live in a world without Donald Drumpf in it. I can wait. I have time, I'm much much younger than he is. Plus I kinda want him to live just long enough to see his beloved Mar-a-Lago go underwater because of the rising sea levels he believed were "a hoax invented by the Chinese".
Is that another threat? Maybe I should call the DOJ and report this. Threatening the President of the United States is a felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. #MSMOuttaGas
E Lee Why should night show hosts be regulated? It's just a television format. Not one of particular importance to the point where it needs to be regulated, like 24/7 News stations. Free marketplace of ideas and whatnot.
Add that to the long list of things Drumpf doesn’t understand (People, government, facts, the press, his natural skin tone, and humility are all at the top of that list BTW)
kikiwest2001 Trump 2020 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍. Stephen Colbert and his generation of politically correct elite idiots can move to Mexico with CNN and Hollywood creeps and I am more than happy to help Trump build a wall behind you losers.
Well, neutral is only slightly better than pro, but I'll give you time for your cognitive dissonance to sort itself out. Hopefully there will still be something in this country worth saving by then. We don't have forever, y'know.
Anti-Trump shouldn't even be a thing, because that should be your default setting to begin with. And if it's not, something's seriously wrong with you.
He missed some easy opportunities. E.g. with the contraception: "But it's at least as effective at avoiding pregnancy and STDs as a condom, and a lot cheaper".
+Michal Motyčka Don't worry, the majority of Trump supporters is highly trained to perform extraordinary mental gymnastics. Don't expect them to understand context LMAO
Pussies. Let me show you how it's done Hrm.. mhm.. * cough * okay here goes Donald Trump isn't such a bad pre... I can't even finish that. Let me try again Donald Trump is goo -- d to have as a wingman? Fuck that sounds like a lie. Wait, I got it! Donald Trump is.... not Kim Jong Un? Yeah, that works. There! See how easy it is to do it?
@@thelvl1bandit345 to be honest I think it worked out for the best, careerwise. I think the political climate is too divided and toxic for a show like Colbert Report to survive.
Remember when Barack Obama was president and Jon Stewart was on TV almost every night and David Bowie was alive and a man named Muhammad Ali was one of America's most admired sporting heroes? Remember when America's First Lady was a Princeton and Harvard graduate who promoted healthy eating and exercise and had a strong loving scandal-free age-appropriate relationship with her (one and only) husband? Remember 18 MONTHS AGO??
Jeremy Sparks if feel your relief. Why move forward, when we can have a literal sexual offender in the White House. I mean, that’s the dream. Less than 18 months ago, our biggest scandals revolved around Michelle Obama wearing a sleeves dress. But now we have real scandals, like the resurgence of Neo-Nazis. Boy, am I glad we got a non divisive, mature, president, who represents our shared values. We was all afraid that Hillary would filled her cabinet with Wall Street people, but I’m glad that Trump did the same thing. It’s such a relief you know.... Quit being an intellectual ostrich, and a troll.
Jorge A Now Antifa is emerging, rioting and destroying shit. Late Night TV Hosts were actually comical. Maybe it was better 15 months ago, I was wrong. Please elaborate on what an intellectual ostrich means because I'm sincerely confused.
Remember Trump claims to be anti-PC but he sued Bill Maher over a joke. Trump and his supporters for that matter can dish it out but they can't take it.
Nobody ever got mad at anybody for saying "Merry Christmas", people starting saying "Happy Holidays" to proactively be more inclusive and friendly and acknowledge that OTHER PEOPLE EXIST (the thing right-wingers hate most). But oh damn people get SO PISSED (and talk about being "persecuted" - playing that victim card) when someone says "Happy Holidays", ask anyone who works retail. They practically spit in the employees' faces and say "Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" in quite frankly the least sincere, let alone MERRY way possible. You know, like Jesus would have done! I always thought "Happy Holidays" just meant, "I'm a stranger at a store, and I don't know what you do at home, so happy Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's, and whatever other holidays you might have during this 'The Holiday Season' or ever again, since there's no connection between our lives and we may very well never see each other again!" - you know, just shorthand. It's amazing the things those whackjobs get their nuts twisted over.
New Message like I just want to study you. Just wow. The father of modern political awareness? That was a joke right? At least say you are like 12? All these shows are just a cut out of the DNC. Hey if being lied to makes you feel good so be it.
+ak15 ar47 What a jackass thing to say. Stewart has no connection to, or love for the DNC. It's not their fault that reality has "a liberal bias". Look at almost everything we treat as good today, and you will find that conservatives opposed it. Conservative Tories were against the Revolution. Conservative Democrats were against ending slavery, economically conservative Republicans fought against Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, Workman's Comp, and Medicare. Socially conservative Dems fought civil rights. And ALL of them (for their time) were probably smarter and more reasonable than anyone who supports Trump today.
Umm Mariam - SO true... Colbert and Stewart are extremely smart guys with even off the cuff improvising. And if that is not enough - they have professional humor / satirical writers who can, with time, totally humiliate those clowns!
interesting...I've never thought of it that way but I think you may have a point there. Lots of people disliking and being afraid of Trump.... but at the same time don't want to lose him as an excellent source of fabulous entertainment! But Americans, you do have to decide what's important to you - better sooner than later, pls!
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This is pretty true. With no outlet, it'd be so much worse.
lois miller Trumptards eschew logic, reason, facts, evidence, and critical thinking in favor of fabrication, unfounded allegation, conflation, libel/insult/slander, projecting Trump’s (and their own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance. Thank you for being a textbook example. You may go now.
secret sevice 1 sending a code to secret service 2,3,4 5, 6, 7, n 8 the fucking moron arrive, dfuking moron is here i . n d repond from d others is 10/4 lol lol
imagine d secret sevice saying did d fucking moron has arrive. d reponding will be u mean trump. n d answer is is yes that fucking moron.i mean our president.
Cinzia Pompa please never send one of your people again to engage in our political discourse he is the biggest sell out I’ve seen and has ruined the show.
The audience screamed so loudly when Stewart came out, my dog's ears perked up. She also came over to figure out what was up; guess she's a Jon Stewart fan.
SupermanHopkins maybe was barking to change the channel
+SupermanHopkins who isn't?
I heard that most dogs are but I like dogs and would not want to put them in a bad light!
Ay...your dog be smarter than the POTUS
I love how Jon Stewart just wears t-shirts everywhere he goes now. It's like he's catching up from the 20 years he wore a suit every day and now doesn't have to give any fucks
It's nice to see Jon leave the cabin every once-in-a-while.
Cabin in the woods?
It seems like every time he does he moves back into the Late Show set.
Not that I'm complaining, mind.
Ebony Hagans-Greene I fucking love the fact that whenever he goes on a show he's just wearing a t-shirt and jeans. Legend
I looked up if he had any tours coming up, and he's doing Stand Up for Heroes at Madison Square Garden in November. Tickets are expensive but it has Trevor Noah, John Oliver, John Mulaney, and Conan. So like, fuck. I hope they put it on the internet.
He lives in a *VAN* down by the *RIVER* .
“How is all this not the storm?”
I have bad news from the future.
Came here to say this........except somehow worse.
@@serene1172 You spoke too soon. 😬
@Mister Smonkov Facts.
I have even bad news
I have good news from the future, he's gone for now...
Secret service taps his earpiece. "Fucking Moron is now exiting White House and crossing the lawn to board Marine One."
LOL!
You _know_ thay've done that. ;P
Seeing Jon and Stephen together is so heartwarming. Still the great master and equally amazing successor, respectively.
The crowd went crazy.
nope.
Kanishk Nishar I'd say John Oliver is the one who comes closest to doing what Stewart did. Colbert is great but his show is mostly a celebrity guest show; Noah is wonderful, but doesn't have Stewart's edge; Sam Bee is amazing, but her focus is a bit too narrow.
I like both Colbert and John Oliver, but I feel that Oliver's show isn't as funny this year compared to last year. Or maybe LSSC is just really upping its game.
+Hypotetiskt While I don't agree on Noah and I have no experience with Samantha Bee other than those really bad commercials announcing her show, I will agree that John Oliver is truly Jon Stewart's successor. He has the biggest impact, whereas Colbert has only really scratched the surface. Still fantastic, but if you're looking for Jon Stewart-level depth, Oliver's the way to go.
I love that Jon is one of the few people that can really crack Stephen, it cracks me up to watch them. Definitely best friend goals
Because Jon Stewart is talk show yoda, he was so good at his shit that he made it on national news multiple times for his sick burns (and Fox News couldn't get enough of him, like they couldn't stop terribly talking shit about him until he whipped their asses a few times), so yeah of course Colbert is cracking, Jon cracks up everyone
Lone Avohkii o I remember well. I've been a part of Colbert nation since day 1, I am glad we have so many Jon Stewart correspondents on late night 😍 and I love Colbert, I am America and so can you!
Yeah, the hypocrisy is astonishing.
Kayla B - what does 'best friend goals' mean? (I'm seriously asking, not trolling)
Sandor Clegane - is sjw supposed to be a derogatory term? Sounds pretty badass to me to be a warrior for justice... sort of like a Justice League...
We miss you, Jon. Even over here in The Netherlands.
I saw Jon Stewart and I clicked to watch before I even knew what the title was. I miss you Jon...
Peter Wong Stewart would just destroy Trump every night if he were still on
Yep! Same. I clicked "like" before the ads even finished.
"What kind of a sociopath uses that terminology when people are still literally cleaning up from storms??"
Drumpf pointing his thumbs at himself: “This guy!”
Peter Rogers The kind of sociopath that is now the illegitimate president of the U.S.. He was also needed to be told not to throw soup cans, so he opted to throw paper towels.
A cannibal...?
Well, I don't think Mr Trump would even understand the question. Too many big words.
at 130k a storm.
Would of been great if John Oliver popped out and said we can't be sure if he's not a cannibal
His soul is a black hole. His ego feeds on stars.
smp3161 I was thinking the very same thing!
That sounds exactly like something John Oliver would say.
no he would never say eric is a fine person lol.
Would've*
I'm a simple man. I see Jon Stewart. I click like.
The originality just radiates from that comment you simple man.
Can we have Jon as a guest once a week please ? I miss him dearly, and his chemistry with Colbert makes me happy to be alive.
i know.. and we sorely need that right now too haha. f%ck
He could be a 'special correspondent' like Steven used to be.
Wish granted! Better late than never :)
Every time a Jon Stewart video is uploaded i just prepare my ears for the audience screams
Yeah no kidding. When he appeared I straight up skipped 20 seconds and they were still yelling and clapping! At least I saved myself 20 seconds of that.
A J Stephen: Come on out, host!
*Jon Stewart comes on the stage*
Me *whispers*: Papa...
A J: You said exactly what I was thinking.
AlexRN And then you got here and spent 20 seconds on that useless comment.
Hmm a permanently dual hosted late show? Now that'd be an interesting change, especially if they took on opposing views as a way of making fun of just about everyone.
Stephen & Jon, why would you do this!? You do know that within a week he's going to eat somebody now.
Christopher Couture 😂😂
As long as it's Stephen Miller we should be okay with it.
Christopher, or admit that he's always done it and "What's so wrong with that?".
I've never actually watched Jon Stewart but damn he's a bit of a silver fox isn't he.
He's great. His show was basically the corner stone for political satire shows.
Phwoar! 😁
💯 He's got that smart, funny cute Jewish guy vibe... he was 🔥 when he was younger, but is aging like fine wine 💋💘
Go watch his interviews with bill oriley on Fox News a few years back - loves to destroy Republican morons
That double take Jon makes at Stephen when he drops the f bomb.
a brilliant way to avoid harvey weinstein right smh ...hypocrites
Yes, they so expertly avoided Harvey Weinstein that they brought him up in the bit as being worse than Donald Trump.
“The only contraceptive that women will have, is his face” OH SNAP!!
Jason Blade Well, it didn't work on Melania sadly.
I think it's a double bagging kind of situation, one for his head, and one for hers incase his falls off.
It does make me despair... Could be effective...
Unapologetically Sassy Has to be... she barely lets him hold her hand! Lol
BAZINGA
I love that John Stewart always comes out unshaven in jeans and t-shirts.
Because why the fuck not?
jBear and lipstick
He doesn't want us to think he's coming out of retirement
ikr he looks like he's living under Stephen's desk
jBear these guys have to dress up for their jobs. Colbert grew a beard during his vacation?
Donald Trump will tell you not all cannibals are bad people. Some are "very fine people"
Tokugeta Fine Young Cannibals?
In fact, they're humanitarians
"That Hannibal lecter.. real great guy... very intelligent... knows his wine"
Everyone's gotta eat?
A. Charles Ross AKA Phantom Lock Creates gotta eat everyone?
Give Donald 12 hours before he says, "But seriously, folks--human meat? The best meat. STUPENDOUS."
ffs he doesnt konw how to spell the last word.
Jon Stewart is like Obi-Wan's ghost: appearing when all hope seems lost.
active85858585 I think he’s a bit like Luke Skywalker, living on the outskirts. Come back, Jon, the Rebellion needs you! Long live the Master Jedi, Jon Stewart.
These are also valid. Although in this case, I would argue that Colbert is Luke Skywalker - the former apprentice carrying on his erstwhile master's mission. But I guess that entirely depends on which era we are talking... *Original trilogy ftw*
@@active85858585 this couldn’t be more true nowadays
As much as we'd love Jon to come back and have a show and help America have a moral compass again. I'm alright with him appearing just once in a blue moon for bits like this. It makes you appreciate what you got.
It's not "America" that lacks a moral compass, it's the angry orange in the Oval Office. The popularity of late-night satirists demonstrates that there is still hope for the nation as a whole.
Little did we know, it really was the calm before the storm.
WARNINGS FROM THE FUTURE
it actually gets worse
@@meems4378 WARNINGS FROM THE FURTHER FUTURE
You don't know the half of it. Stay out of DC on Jan 6th. 😬
@@skepticalbeliever5001 right? Christ. I'm so sad & disappointed im the US GOVT and a good chunk of its people right now. Fuck.
Lol wow...this comment thread should be in history textbooks where students need to identify which specific events each comment is referring to
What a fucking year
@@AssassinNasa16 well at least Biden is the president
And wall street business men are crying so it's getting better
Jon gets more applause than *any other guest.*
Matt Johnston And more than Trump during his inauguration.
Fake applause
Well, he's like the master Jedi and Steven Colbert, John Oliver, and Trevor Noah are his apprentice in the Force.
All of these guys basically started their political satire career under his guidance.
Its relief from seeing someone that didnt force Politics down their throat every opportunity, but made fun of everyone.
Not even sure the basically is needed. It's probably fair to say he definitely did lol.
At this point, finding out he actually is a cannibal wouldn't really surprise me...
TheMasonX jon should have used air quotes on that one. lol
He's not a cannibal cause he doesnt seem like the kind of guy to eat pussy
I would prefer it. Maybe he’d eat all his filthy supporters
TheMasonX At this point, his suppprters would unironically get behind the idea, "yeah man at least he's not a cannibal, could be worse!"
+Deep Patel
human flesh is supposed to be pretty high quality meat IIRC so theres no way that they used it in trump steaks
Imagine we look back at this in a few weeks and think, "Hey, remember when we thought Donald Trump wasn't a canni- sorry, I mean 'alternative-meatatarian'?"
He probably just identifies as a cannibal. So you are a bad person if you don't refer to him as a cannibal like he prefers.
I believe you're referring to a carnivore, but hey, if Trump can create covfefe, he can make up meatatarian too 🤷🏽♂️
...and the rise of the 'alt-meat' shall fulfill the nation's destiny?
I love Stewart's dazed and confused act ever since he retired.
"Donald Trump is not a cannibal."
Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll need to see the long form certificate on that.
I'd like to say I'm more of a Colbert's fan than Stewart, but man, that guy... his values, his wit, his anger, they are so admirable. I love to have him on every night because he makes Colbert so much more cheery!
It’s not repetitive, because you keep giving them new material.
Do your job competently, and the jokes stop, because they stop getting new material.
Trump, you are the writer of late night.
Matt Hancox exactly!
But that would require him to actually work.
Matt Hancox. What!? That is crazy talk.
I actually tried to do the positive thing as well...
I need more time.
Struggle Gaming
Same
I need more time too
I had 1 year now to think about this and I finally got something...
... he is not a cannibal.
Hes diverse. I've never seen a literal disabled orange beeing elected into public office.
He....has....nice....teeth? Eyes? ......eh I got nothing.
He probably doesn't even have nice breath.
Trump is a whiny beotch. US Presidents get more free air time that all his late night comedy critics combined get. Most of their program moves away from the news of the day for guests. Not like they use their entire time slot to abuse Trump
I want proof surrounding this claim that Trump is not a cannibal .... sources please.
You know nothing about logic, do you?
I have it on good word from Trump's publicist
Did you mean sauces please?
Well, at least he's not a cannibal...
Will the bar get any lower?
You'll find out
Stay tuned
Jesus conservatives really can't take a joke
+Long Live Israel - Forever -- They can't take a joke because they don't know how to be funny. Comedy is about seeing old things in new ways. Part of what draws people to Conservative views is wanting things to "make sense" (i.e. follows the same rules as everything else). That's why there are so many Conservative engineers and so few Conservative stand-up comics. Comedy is anything _but_ straightforward.
Duckpo988 JOBS!!!
My bones hurt, I feel like I'm dying with mah ginger tea and chicken soup as my only comfort... and I swear, seeing Jon makes me feel physically better. We miss you
Wait a minute. Why do i feel like i've seen that same comment on another Stewart-Colbert -video? ADMIT IT!
Bean Blubber I think I've only written how cute they are together and/or how much I misd Jon on other vids. I don't know if other people also get prescribed 30 minutes of watching Jon for their fever. It helps though.
Hope you get better soon!
Musculord Thank you ^^ Imma blackout now, that should help a bit.
I'm sure it will. Sleep well!
It was definitely calm before (the) Storm(y) came along.
Jon Stewart needs to re-host The Daily Show for an entire week. Give him That much time, and I'm sure President Trump will crack
yea he is propably going to nuke the show
inSherlock Ik that. Love Noah right now but Stewart would definitely carry a presence of "are you fucking kidding me?!"
Anything is better than Trevor Noah.
The Daily show is a sinking ship. Maybe a year or two left.
Screw you. This country is getting fixed like it or not. Traitors are people who do not stand behind the president. Constitution trashing, job killing. dope smokers. I say we burn down Hollywood and leave it as a dead zone.
My favorite celebrity couple
you mean ColJon? Or StewBert? I like StewBert - it sounds cuddly
How sad 😔
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey, thanks for making me giggle uncontrollably on the bus!
StewBert - I love it!!!
Next to Zach braff and Donald faison
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Stephen is the one on top wow :0 I stand Jon on top
Love you Jon, please run for president.
Here is my positive comment on Donald Trump ! Donald Trump is not going to live forever!
I was having a dig at all people in high office. I’m from the UK and Trump is making the US look stupid and dangerous!
I look forward to being abe to say that I live in a world without Donald Drumpf in it. I can wait. I have time, I'm much much younger than he is. Plus I kinda want him to live just long enough to see his beloved Mar-a-Lago go underwater because of the rising sea levels he believed were "a hoax invented by the Chinese".
Absolutely, Trump is not going to live forever but his impact on world is going to live forever.
yeah, you are right Darrin. So that's why we should elect him again in 2020, before he croaks! All aboard the Trump Express!
Is that another threat? Maybe I should call the DOJ and report this. Threatening the President of the United States is a felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. #MSMOuttaGas
Seriously if Jon was still around Stephen and him could've co-hosted everyday and Ripped Washington a new one every night together
To be truthful Trevor does a pretty good job. Though Trevor tends to grow the new generations to this bullshit :3
Throw in Bill Maher and John Oliver and they'd verbally obliterate Trump on a nightly basis.
You know Bill Maher and John Oliver have shows that only air once a week, right?
start a petition to have him upgrade his jon! :D
E Lee Why should night show hosts be regulated? It's just a television format. Not one of particular importance to the point where it needs to be regulated, like 24/7 News stations.
Free marketplace of ideas and whatnot.
I miss Jon Stewart so much. 😭 #Stewart2020
The topic of every night is Trump because there is nothing else more absurd happening in our world, let alone from such a position of power.
I keep waiting for Trump to grow 40 feet tall and fight the Power Rangers. Then the past year would finally make sense.
You should check out other sources
falcore91 Whatever helps you sleep at night.
He hasnt done anything bad yet, apart from the climate change deal. Liberals still crying a year later as evil witch killary lost 😂
*S King* Dude, you won. Get over it.
I swear trump doesn't understand quotation
kikiwest2001 - He thinks quotations are actually finger exercises or stretches.
you don't have to swear on it it's obvious if your IQ is higer than 10 U know ...
A recent poll has identified Donald Trump as the best US President of all time.
Add that to the long list of things Drumpf doesn’t understand (People, government, facts, the press, his natural skin tone, and humility are all at the top of that list BTW)
kikiwest2001 Trump 2020 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍. Stephen Colbert and his generation of politically correct elite idiots can move to Mexico with CNN and Hollywood creeps and I am more than happy to help Trump build a wall behind you losers.
It's extremely difficult for reasonable people to _not_ be anti-Trump.
Nacirema what if you were pro trump turned neutral trump?
Nacirema Its also hard for normal people to remain unbias in the political landscape
Well, neutral is only slightly better than pro, but I'll give you time for your cognitive dissonance to sort itself out. Hopefully there will still be something in this country worth saving by then. We don't have forever, y'know.
as if "Trump has become irrelevant", albeit neutral, is not negative...
Anti-Trump shouldn't even be a thing, because that should be your default setting to begin with. And if it's not, something's seriously wrong with you.
I used to imagine being the president was a tough job, but then I see Jon charged with saying something positive about him...
a brilliant way to avoid harvey weinstein right smh ...hypocrites
Why do you think Spicer was weeping in the bushes? He sold his soul for that job, the poor bastard.
HOTSPOT they literally mention him in this clip. Just because you don't like listening doesn't mean that reality ceases to exist.
HOTSPOT: You people live truly in a different reality!
He did a whole segment on Weinstein, moron... sorry, I meant: fucking moron!
He missed some easy opportunities. E.g. with the contraception: "But it's at least as effective at avoiding pregnancy and STDs as a condom, and a lot cheaper".
Ah, these two are too adorable together.
Donald Trumps's reaction to this. I'm not a Cannibal! DID HE JUST SAY I'M NOT A CANNIBAL! I'll show him! Bring me the human flesh!!!
Locut0s...that won't work because Trump knows the difference between human flesh and human scum. He said so himself.
We don't KNOW he's not a cannibal - or better than Weinstein......
a brilliant way to avoid harvey weinstein right smh ...hypocrites
what exactly is hypocritical about this? that funny comment attacks both of these assholes if I'm getting it right
+Michal Motyčka Don't worry, the majority of Trump supporters is highly trained to perform extraordinary mental gymnastics. Don't expect them to understand context LMAO
GorillaGuerilla but we know he hasn't eaten him...so far.
At the very least, Trump had the decency to do his freaky shit in the privacy of a Russian hotel room.
It's genuinely hard to come up with something nice and positive to say about Trump.
Mayur Shardul Come on, it's not that hard. Here, lemme try...
Ahem. Trump is........ not a cannibal.
Nevermind it actually is hard
Pussies. Let me show you how it's done
Hrm.. mhm.. * cough * okay here goes
Donald Trump isn't such a bad pre... I can't even finish that. Let me try again
Donald Trump is goo -- d to have as a wingman? Fuck that sounds like a lie. Wait, I got it!
Donald Trump is.... not Kim Jong Un? Yeah, that works. There! See how easy it is to do it?
He's a nice shade of orange? Dunno, I got nothing.
He's probably getting to be pretty good at golf?
@chloe q
This is harder than I thought it would be.
I miss Jon Stewart so much
Danny Kopp We all do.
Yes but Trevor Noah is nice to look at 😍 smart and funny too
We miss you, Jon. We NEED you, Jon.
What calm before the storm when people are literally cleaning after the storm. Jon Stewart 🖒
What kind of sociopath would use that terminology? All his jokes were related to linguistic theories in a way. I love Jon
Jon Stewart has officially acquired the status of "I can do whatever the faq I want".
“Donald Trump is... not... a cannibal.” Cannibals everywhere rise to their feet and cheer...
Poppinparties 😂😂😂😂
Lucky bastards!
The fat guy cheering in the crowd.
Comedy gold
Screams last from 1:18 to 1:48. #StewartColbert2020.
Apurva Nataraj I got chills man, kept replaying the exact same part!!
That’s all I’ve ever wanted
Colbert has run in the past, so he has experience
#StewartColbert2020
Colbert quit one of the most inspired comedy shows of all time, to host a less important, less inspired program, that pays him more money.
@@thelvl1bandit345 to be honest I think it worked out for the best, careerwise. I think the political climate is too divided and toxic for a show like Colbert Report to survive.
Remember when Barack Obama was president and Jon Stewart was on TV almost every night and David Bowie was alive and a man named Muhammad Ali was one of America's most admired sporting heroes? Remember when America's First Lady was a Princeton and Harvard graduate who promoted healthy eating and exercise and had a strong loving scandal-free age-appropriate relationship with her (one and only) husband? Remember 18 MONTHS AGO??
Katherine May Williams I remember and I'm glad they're over!
Jeremy Sparks if feel your relief. Why move forward, when we can have a literal sexual offender in the White House. I mean, that’s the dream. Less than 18 months ago, our biggest scandals revolved around Michelle Obama wearing a sleeves dress. But now we have real scandals, like the resurgence of Neo-Nazis.
Boy, am I glad we got a non divisive, mature, president, who represents our shared values. We was all afraid that Hillary would filled her cabinet with Wall Street people, but I’m glad that Trump did the same thing. It’s such a relief you know....
Quit being an intellectual ostrich, and a troll.
Jorge A Now Antifa is emerging, rioting and destroying shit. Late Night TV Hosts were actually comical. Maybe it was better 15 months ago, I was wrong. Please elaborate on what an intellectual ostrich means because I'm sincerely confused.
Katherine May Williams Any relationship is age appropriate so long as both are over 18.
Pepperidge farms remembers
Remember Trump claims to be anti-PC but he sued Bill Maher over a joke. Trump and his supporters for that matter can dish it out but they can't take it.
223Drone like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it.
To be fair, they really suck at dishing it out.
Nobody ever got mad at anybody for saying "Merry Christmas", people starting saying "Happy Holidays" to proactively be more inclusive and friendly and acknowledge that OTHER PEOPLE EXIST (the thing right-wingers hate most). But oh damn people get SO PISSED (and talk about being "persecuted" - playing that victim card) when someone says "Happy Holidays", ask anyone who works retail. They practically spit in the employees' faces and say "Merry CHRISTMAS!!!!!!" in quite frankly the least sincere, let alone MERRY way possible. You know, like Jesus would have done!
I always thought "Happy Holidays" just meant, "I'm a stranger at a store, and I don't know what you do at home, so happy Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's, and whatever other holidays you might have during this 'The Holiday Season' or ever again, since there's no connection between our lives and we may very well never see each other again!" - you know, just shorthand.
It's amazing the things those whackjobs get their nuts twisted over.
223Drone Trumps entire body is covered in eyelid skin.
Hex, notice the skin on his neck, it looks like a shaved cooch.
The fathers of modern political awareness. Right there.
Wrong, I remember when Colbert told us all "It's been fun but you're not going to be president, ok"
New Message like I just want to study you. Just wow. The father of modern political awareness? That was a joke right? At least say you are like 12? All these shows are just a cut out of the DNC. Hey if being lied to makes you feel good so be it.
+ak15 ar47
What a jackass thing to say. Stewart has no connection to, or love for the DNC. It's not their fault that reality has "a liberal bias". Look at almost everything we treat as good today, and you will find that conservatives opposed it. Conservative Tories were against the Revolution. Conservative Democrats were against ending slavery, economically conservative Republicans fought against Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, Workman's Comp, and Medicare. Socially conservative Dems fought civil rights. And ALL of them (for their time) were probably smarter and more reasonable than anyone who supports Trump today.
New Message
Fuck Colbert
Love these guys sooooooo much...they get to say what the majority of us are thinking!
This reminds me of a Jimmy Carr bit where he is asked to say something nice about Hitler.
"Well, he did kill Hitler!"
WE MISS YOU JON
Freaking legend. xx
You mean infamous freak!
Oh, X X !
Love you both ♡ I need more Jon & Stephen ☹
I love how he comes out in jeans and a t-shirt. Like "fuck you, I'm retired!"
Whoa now.
Using Jon Stewart on late night is cheating
Jon really is OP even when nerfed
Henry Smith 😂
I'm here from the future, it's October 2019.... Looking back at it now, it was pretty calm back then by comparison 😂😂😂
Juan Orozco May 2020 it’s got worse!
@@karlssmith92 things escalated petty quickly, lol, sure wish I was an astronaut right now🤣
I am further in the future, September 2020. 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
@@missg.5940 holy crap, dude, I know!!! We were so innocent back then!!! Omg, this is the worst apocalypse ever, 0/10 would not recommend
I know this is three years old but I really miss these two together. They made this hot mess at least a little more bearable.
January 2021 right now...it really was the calm before the storm.
Why would anyone pick a fight with comedians?? You will never win. Don't pick fights with comedians...or Eminem! He can rhyme your name with anything.
Umm Mariam - SO true... Colbert and Stewart are extremely smart guys with even off the cuff improvising. And if that is not enough - they have professional humor / satirical writers who can, with time, totally humiliate those clowns!
Umm Mariam trump? More like a dump. OOOOOOHHHHHHH
Umm Mariam so can Taylor Swift lol
what if my name was Orange?
Andersen Zheng Eminem rhymed orange with door hinge. He can rhyme anything.
Remember when Obama wore a tan suit? Good times.
Or even when he had dijon mustard with his burger? What a travesty.
There was also that time he asked for arugula.
I remember the time he smoked Jamaican Weed instead of American weed
Simpler times 🙂
from a *Nobel laureate* POTUS to a *noted idiot* POTUS
I'm glad he comes to visit every once in awhile.
OMG the first girls scream when she saw Jon gave me LIFE
The "How is this not the storm?" comment broke me lmao
Omg.. this bit was hilarious.. love it when John pops by to say "hello"
"Sociopath"? They have to stop complimenting him.
Lowlife hatemonger? He'd hate to think he wasn't classy, and yet he's got to be the most bottom-feeding rich person I ever saw.
Gods, we need more Jon Stewart. :)
Jon is still the king 👑
I love Jon ,John,Stephen,Trevor and Seth. I won't be calm without these people. God bless them .
Don’t forget Samantha and Jimmy K.
filkertom I won't man. Thanks for reminding.
and bill maher!
Tony George and Billy too! Before anyone points out I'ma say Fallon, Conan, Corden too. 😀
Tushar Tripathi
all of those people have political bias thats made theyre joke repetetive and not as funny as they once were
"Donald Trump is not a cannibal"
...have you fact checked that?
The look on Jon Stewart's face after the "Calm before the storm" is priceless!
First Stephen Colbert shows up at Jon Oliver's show, then Jon Stewart shows up at Stephen Colbert's. What a great week for comedy.
So wonderful to be given the relief of laughter during the 'Trump reign of Terror'. Thank you, guys - brilliant!
Thanks for dressing up, Jon
It's Jersey Formal
Sheer poetry, wonderful acting, supremely well written and rendered with marvelous timing.
... need I say more ?
Trump should be _thanking_ late night hosts. They are the only people who appease us
Without them people would probably "storm the castle"
Good point!
interesting...I've never thought of it that way but I think you may have a point there. Lots of people disliking and being afraid of Trump.... but at the same time don't want to lose him as an excellent source of fabulous entertainment! But Americans, you do have to decide what's important to you - better sooner than later, pls!
This is pretty true. With no outlet, it'd be so much worse.
Emeline Emeline haha no liberal I know would have the courage to do shit
lois miller Trumptards eschew logic, reason, facts, evidence, and critical thinking in favor of fabrication, unfounded allegation, conflation, libel/insult/slander, projecting Trump’s (and their own) faults onto others, and willful ignorance. Thank you for being a textbook example. You may go now.
Mr. President you make it sooooo very easy to be anti-Trump!!!!
Dare Jones you're in a bubble. Echo chamber.
Jack W No you're in a pickle when WW3 starts!!!
+Dare Jones That would already be in progress had H. Clinton become president.
Jack W you don't understand what the popular vote is do you?
M00s3r sure I do but 49% supporters someone you have been led to believe is a joke. That's unwise of you.
I would pick the lava option over a Trump presidency.
So he wants people to talk good about him on tv.....Isn’t that kinda of dictatorial
Yes. Yes it is.
Colbert shows up on Olivers show. Stewart shows up on Colbert show. They're getting stronger.
Lol yes!
To be fair... Donald Trump is not a cannibal... to our knowledge.
STNeish Has anyone seen Tiffany recently?
Graham Strouse OMG 😂😂
During that whole skit I just imagined John thinking to himself " I left my cabin for this shit!?"
Jon is such a dad now.
I LOVE IT!
I love how the party that eliminated the FCC's Fairness Doctrine is now whining about not having "equal time."
Exactly!! I am so glad someone else thought of that, too!
WORD!
STEWART / COLBERT 2020!!!
1970HondaCL100 agree they make more sense than trump. just imagine if d secret service use d word fucking moron.
secret sevice 1 sending a code to secret service 2,3,4 5, 6, 7, n 8 the fucking moron arrive, dfuking moron is here i . n d repond from d others is 10/4 lol lol
i hope d secret sevice use d code d fucking moron arrive d fucking moron is here, i mean d president did i said d word fucking moron aloud. lol
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imagine d secret sevice saying did d fucking moron has arrive. d reponding will be u mean trump. n d answer is is yes that fucking moron.i mean our president.
I'm South African and really proud of Trevor Noah, but I love and miss Jon Stewart so much.
he needs his own separate show but America NEEDS Jon back.
Cinzia Pompa please never send one of your people again to engage in our political discourse he is the biggest sell out I’ve seen and has ruined the show.
Im still laughing at dis. Jon's expression was classic!!!
Yes please! Stuart and Colbert are 3x as funny together. Synergy in action.
"Donald Trump is great to women"
GratING, maybe.
Mostly when he's as far away from them as possible.
New Message GraBing perhaps
'Great' at invading pageant queen dressing rooms, what a Fucking Moron
Better then Bill Clinton.
aw , you love 'the pussy grabber' , nice !
'when you're famous, they let you do it .'
Stewart got the same cheers as Lin Manuel Miranda. He deserves it all.
"How is this not the storm"
**winces in 2020**
2021 uhm.....