What Your Persona 5 Waifu Says About You

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  • @HeavenlyM
    @HeavenlyM  ปีที่แล้ว +660

    I made this video two years ago when my channel was like a month old, I had 25 subs, and thought at most 50 people would see it. Genuinely can’t believe my dumb meme video actually got a million views. On the one hand I’m grateful, it helped my channel a ton, on the other hand I’ve made so many better videos and yet this one gets recommended relentlessly 😂 Either way though, thanks everyone, it’s a dream come true 😊

    • @morcatna4767
      @morcatna4767 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s a great video ;)

    • @charlieflight6124
      @charlieflight6124 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well, it's rage bait. Of course a lot of people are gonna watch it.

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@charlieflight6124 I’m always surprised when there’s comments that take it dead seriously and rage about it lmao, it wasn’t the intention 😅

    • @sikma1794
      @sikma1794 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheers mate🥂

    • @sayhowling
      @sayhowling ปีที่แล้ว

      brother i just finished persona 5 last night with 125hrs in total. accurate lol

  • @destroyerdan6945
    @destroyerdan6945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10759

    I expected every single one to say "you're lonely"

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

      I could’ve but where’s the fun in that lol

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      I mean that goes without saying

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Well, most of them basically do say that.

    • @radicronico
      @radicronico 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@demi-femme4821 well, you know it at the very inside of you since you buy the game

    • @issackaiser
      @issackaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If I’m not lonely, I would’ve befriended literally everyone instead of making romance. Heck actually, what would happens if you befriend everyone instead making romance in the game ?

  • @bootlegbobross
    @bootlegbobross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5682

    akechi: puts a gun to joker’s face
    joker: BONDING

    • @chadderbug7587
      @chadderbug7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I mean, that did happen before ya fight him-

    • @bootlegbobross
      @bootlegbobross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@chadderbug7587 and in the interrogation room-

    • @joegardner851
      @joegardner851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      I call it foreplay

    • @Sabiyori
      @Sabiyori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hmmm kinky!~♡

    • @bootlegbobross
      @bootlegbobross 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Sabiyori i-

  • @amythistfire5042
    @amythistfire5042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    "You don't actually like Ohya, you just wanted to see Lala-chan more." Truth

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fr I genuinely really liked her. She was so chill and nice, I’d go and work even at hers when I had other stuff to do.

    • @mariacuellar4764
      @mariacuellar4764 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeap

    • @crybabybf1990
      @crybabybf1990 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Somebody cried seeing Lala chan text them in P5R

  • @purenostalgia7401
    @purenostalgia7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2584

    1:40 "In your head you hear the same four words every day"
    Yeah, "Be my guinea pig".

    • @colinkwasnik
      @colinkwasnik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Ah, a fellow man of culture I see

    • @danaltamirano2546
      @danaltamirano2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I thought he was going to say "You should be grateful" lmao

    • @theadmirableadmiral7408
      @theadmirableadmiral7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      I hear “thicc thighs save lives”

    • @crazyd4213
      @crazyd4213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Take care"

    • @Buddz-ky1sk
      @Buddz-ky1sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Now this string, THIS is beautiful

  • @JaMann6507
    @JaMann6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2509

    “You probably look like this guy”
    Shows kenji.😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      Kenji was the OG teacher lover

    • @bergkajian1257
      @bergkajian1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I mean, he ain't wrong

    • @XPert9000
      @XPert9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I was just glad to know enough persona 3 to find that funny

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HeavenlyM nah that's Van Halen (RIP Eddie Van Halen)

    • @jerelhartono3223
      @jerelhartono3223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shouldve shown macron

  • @eiquebitumin9445
    @eiquebitumin9445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1405

    was totally expecting the transition for lavenza & the twins to be;
    "Maybe Sae should throw you in jail" directly into "Actually make that the death penalty"

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      Damn that would’ve been good 😂

    • @dbell1894
      @dbell1894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Worth it

  • @pi3p496
    @pi3p496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5380

    No Ryuji smh (shake my) head

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

      Pi3P damn I knew I was forgetting someone 😢

    • @NeonBlueLight
      @NeonBlueLight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      @@HeavenlyM lemme help you out.
      Ryuji: You wanted to date Yosuke in Persona 4 and Junpei in Persona 3 portable. You may have also romanced Chie in the past and you missed the “for real” line a little too much.
      Or you might just be someone who wanted to cheer up his homie as they were alone on valentines day, like any good friend should.

    • @raidoukuzonoha883
      @raidoukuzonoha883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@HeavenlyM it’s funny you say I’d like rise if I like Kasumi cuz I actually despise rise lol but good video tho

    • @frisolaxod3835
      @frisolaxod3835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ryuji: You're right

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      you wish he could say "FUCK!"

  • @bubbletea1985
    @bubbletea1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5628

    If Ryuji is your waifu, you're into himbos. You were also frothing at the mouth with rage when the characters beat him up instead of hugging him that one time. Best boy.

    • @jahimalnar7978
      @jahimalnar7978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      Ok but BUT CAN WE ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT THAT I *SWEAR TO G*--

    • @dahitmann
      @dahitmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      @@jahimalnar7978 Yeah seriously that scene seriously gave me a fit. APOLOGIZE GIRLS YOU WERE IN THE WRONG AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT.

    • @saltologist7286
      @saltologist7286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      hehehe, yup!

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      AND THEY JUST LEFT HIM THERE

    • @archivist_13
      @archivist_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I mean, I was mad, and I don't even simp for Ryuji

  • @lor8262
    @lor8262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1386

    "You have never been touched by a women before" applies to anyone who considers anyone is your persona waifu.

    • @anegwa
      @anegwa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not true

    • @eliasvm9554
      @eliasvm9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Actually true but every waifu from every anime in existence

    • @eliasvm9554
      @eliasvm9554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And also husbandos

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Honestly, never a woman touched me in a sexual way, but I don't consider anyone as my waifu, I think it's pretty weird, but I still have some favourite characters, most of them are from jjba

    • @juakinerr9341
      @juakinerr9341 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@motafu1 u are gay

  • @Agent-Kestrel
    @Agent-Kestrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +994

    "She doesnt remember you"
    B-bro st-stop

  • @zemaskedmedic2482
    @zemaskedmedic2482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    Yeah, seems about right.

    • @joevers8496
      @joevers8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I, uh... I like Futaba? And he fucking destroyed me? Well, at least I get the “I didn’t really play the game myself so this doesn’t apply” excuse

    • @GuardianAngelEatos
      @GuardianAngelEatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you for real?! This doesn't seem right at all!

    • @browhathow1397
      @browhathow1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GuardianAngelEatos Nope, it’s so correct. If fact, this matches some of my friends.

    • @GuardianAngelEatos
      @GuardianAngelEatos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@browhathow1397 Maybe it matches some of your friends, but it doesn't match me, so it can't be true since it doesn't match everyone. Sure it if someone likes a specific character they might have a higher chance of being that way, but it doesn't mean that they are gauranteed to be that way. It's ridiculous thinking. Humans aren't so simple that every single person that likes a character shares one thing in common.

    • @pedropachecosantos4477
      @pedropachecosantos4477 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GuardianAngelEatos bruh its not that deep

  • @xen9581
    @xen9581 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    I felt personally attacked when you talked about akechi and got absolutely everything about me right

    • @Ajspya
      @Ajspya ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Akechi is a little btich boy. Fight me, I dare you

    • @xen9581
      @xen9581 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Ajspya a submissive and breedable bitch boy fr

    • @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63
      @classarank7youtubeherokeyb63 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Akechi thinks he's Kira but doesn't realize he's Misa.

    • @rezellehime
      @rezellehime ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Delicious pancakes.

    • @pittpattlitt3016
      @pittpattlitt3016 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me too tbh

  • @blueninja7594
    @blueninja7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2753

    Came here for one true waifu Yusuke, and it didn’t disappoint.

    • @smoogieoogie
      @smoogieoogie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      We all know his true waifu is lobsters

    • @intheendweallsmellthefoot
      @intheendweallsmellthefoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@smoogieoogie man idk why but the scene in P5 when he just came walking on screen with lobster got me laughing so hard lol

    • @Reusybop
      @Reusybop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The time has come for yusuke simps to rise up.

    • @intheendweallsmellthefoot
      @intheendweallsmellthefoot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Reusybop all hail Yusuke! The true waifu joker deserves

    • @patrickho6540
      @patrickho6540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      jokes aside though yusuke is actually my favorite character

  • @scrubslayer678
    @scrubslayer678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5349

    "You just want a female version of yourself to date" Accurate.

    • @ritzexists2201
      @ritzexists2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      The fact that the person I know who will die on the futaba hill is the EXACT definition of this description word for word terrifies me. (Both irl girls he’s liked are literal girl versions of him....)

    • @TactFNC
      @TactFNC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      if anything, the burn about you being Mishima was so fucking great I sank. That was a good one.

    • @VoidZeroNothing
      @VoidZeroNothing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Like heck I want a female version of me to date. I despise myself more than any living thing. I can't date someone that I despise. That would be a horrible relationship.
      Hail Sithis.

    • @ritzexists2201
      @ritzexists2201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@VoidZeroNothing in the case of my friend, they did, infact hate eachother.

    • @KingdomKey-ik4xk
      @KingdomKey-ik4xk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, lol.

  • @jessicabarbour493
    @jessicabarbour493 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    I was hooked on Ann the moment she looked at us under the overhang and also when she broke down at the cafe about kamoshida being a pig. I had that overwhelming desire to help her beat his ass for what he did. Plus, all of her interactions are really sweet in nature. She seems to show the most concern in the original game when you’re arrested at the end.

    • @ForceofNature99
      @ForceofNature99 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ann is lowkey the best in P5. 👍

    • @davidtimmer596
      @davidtimmer596 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I guarantee you that Ren was meant to end up with her in Vanilla, though how hard Yoshizawa was pushed throughout Royal may make it harder to guarantee there. Nevertheless, I’m always gonna try and exclusively get with Ann because she’s best girl, bar none

    • @madhatter6083
      @madhatter6083 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Futaba is a Far superior Girl since shes a weeb as well

    • @RedJLP
      @RedJLP ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@madhatter6083 Were you paying attention to the team's banter in Mementos? When Futaba brings up playing MMOs, Ann expresses interest meaning when she talks about gaming in other bits, we know that at home she's on something serious. Considering what her English voice Erika streams beyond what she appears in, that's convinced me Ann's a huge Kingdom Hearts nerd

  • @MayHugger
    @MayHugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    We're playing a JRPG with anime waifus we can bond with. We're all lonely by default.

    • @Ssure2
      @Ssure2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      We all have more than 100 hours to just put in this game. Of course we're lonely

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Ssure2 Hey! That may be true, but that doesn't mean you have to call me out.

    • @ezekielsianipar1471
      @ezekielsianipar1471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      especially if ur a dirty may main. relatable.

    • @naylisyazwina6836
      @naylisyazwina6836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Which Persona 5 had a female MC too like the PSP version of Persona 3. I wanna date Mishima and be best friends with Akechi. And damn it I wish I could romance Sae. I chose Ann for my first playthrough and Makoto for my 2nd, def prefer Makoto more than Ann. And no I was never into instagram models

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@naylisyazwina6836 Same.

  • @randomman4628
    @randomman4628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    Ryuji's not on the list because then we'd already know who the best Waifu is.

    • @chalkish4855
      @chalkish4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Exactly

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There's nothing to make fun of, he's perfect.

    • @AlainaWithanA
      @AlainaWithanA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @de.k8918
      @de.k8918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dumb and adorable, that's how I like them. 😊

    • @hunterxkiller8732
      @hunterxkiller8732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like best bro. The true homie who has your back in times of crisis. Waifus are temporary, but a true homie is eternal.

  • @lativawreckster
    @lativawreckster ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Can we just appreciate the fact Akechi is considered a Waifu

    • @hanako_0319
      @hanako_0319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh hell yeah!

    • @sigmachr7727
      @sigmachr7727 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ofc he is hes so babygirl

    • @hanako_0319
      @hanako_0319 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sigmachr7727 facts!

  • @matthewcole395
    @matthewcole395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2434

    Ryuji: That's not your boyfriend, that's just your best of best friends. Have fun waking up to a text from him holding up a dog in a pharmacist coat, simply followed by "Dude. Lab-rador retriever."

    • @TheGamingPez
      @TheGamingPez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      It might be just because I'm so tired but I just broke down laughing at this comment!

    • @surelylune
      @surelylune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      okay two things
      1) no hes definitely my boyfriend ideally
      2) god fucking damn it thats so in character and an adorable mental image. thank you

    • @dededeletethis9940
      @dededeletethis9940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That’s something ryuji would actually do and that’s wonderful

    • @Rosa-he6xb
      @Rosa-he6xb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      This is why he’s boyfriend material.

    • @fuck_youtube_handles
      @fuck_youtube_handles ปีที่แล้ว +14

      you dont even need to like men to love ryuji i swear hes best waifu

  • @danaltamirano2546
    @danaltamirano2546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Sae: "You wanna be pegged"

    • @aidanklobuchar1798
      @aidanklobuchar1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      While being choked.

    • @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz
      @CODELIRIOUS-sy8xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@aidanklobuchar1798 while being thrown into jail

    • @silverstelar
      @silverstelar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read those three answers and I keep saying yes
      Also, we can add bondage to the equation

    • @Buddz-ky1sk
      @Buddz-ky1sk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@silverstelar I mean, it would be weird not to,since she would near 100% cuff you at least

    • @madetobeawsome3176
      @madetobeawsome3176 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes

  • @OKHolly
    @OKHolly ปีที่แล้ว +71

    See, I love Akechi not because he's a good person, but because he's a super interesting character. I know he's unhinged and still assert that the game is better because he's in it

    • @nosoynadaoriginal
      @nosoynadaoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I lowkwy lost interest in the game after he was gone😂

  • @kefkaROX
    @kefkaROX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5167

    Makoto:
    "You definitely like being stepped all over in a relationship"
    "Kaneshiro's Palace is your favorite"
    "'Beep boop' is your favorite line in the entire game"
    I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE FUCKING BLITZKRIEG'D

    • @Reusybop
      @Reusybop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Makoto is the robot revolutionary waifu.

    • @dilarakal4333
      @dilarakal4333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      I love Makoto but Kaneshiro’s palace makes me want to bang my head against a wall. Even in Royal. The boss was infinitely better than vanilla tho.

    • @andrewdorsey1237
      @andrewdorsey1237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Yeah Kaneshiro is my second favorite but Sae's palace is just *perfect* the rest though 100% lol

    • @jcoolguy1548
      @jcoolguy1548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@andrewdorsey1237 yeah Sae's Palace is my favorite. In both games

    • @funkythefungusmonkey8442
      @funkythefungusmonkey8442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Be the one who steps all over you in the relationship

  • @Soupurman
    @Soupurman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    I’ve never had a crush on a teacher cause all my teachers were old cranky women not hot anime teachers

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      people who like Kawakami are the people who had old cranky women as teachers their whole life

    • @TheEmperorRaidou
      @TheEmperorRaidou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Ozone946 I feel attacked lol

    • @dachivet1549
      @dachivet1549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yep, the one inaccuracy in an otherwise perfect analysis... Sadly.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Ozone946 can see it

    • @DionCardile
      @DionCardile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      See he’s completely right I had one VERY hot teacher and now kawakami brings back good memories of staying late for tutoring

  • @RichyRitencio
    @RichyRitencio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I'm having the fortune of dating someone like Futaba. She's a caring, needs tons of love and attention, and is also a gamer. And ironically she's not as near identical to myself.
    She learned to love herself through her own efforts and of course she received some help but it feels nice being a part of her life. I'm actually very proud of our relationship.
    I'm sorry if I didn't say something funny. I just wanted to share it since I'm happy about this. Felt like it.
    Loved the video also.

    • @RichyRitencio
      @RichyRitencio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guy Ledouche it's always morally correct to insult Ryuuji.
      Other than that, to each their own. It's ok to be wrong. :)

    • @RichyRitencio
      @RichyRitencio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guy Ledouche calling others "autistic" because they disagree with you is just so smalldick tbh. Didn't even disrespect nor call out on you so try again and guess who's the real douche here my friend.

    • @RichyRitencio
      @RichyRitencio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guy Ledouche uhhh no? I meant it as a whole. Be it you and me or anyone else. Take it as you want though. I'm here just commenting on a random TH-cam meme video something enjoyable and fun about my life and you're just here trying to pick up a fight for whatever reason you think you are morally superior so good luck with that I guess. xD

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RichyRitencio Damn what did Ryuji do to you? 💀

    • @RichyRitencio
      @RichyRitencio ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brianna58321 he did nothing, but I really dislike the kind of character that he is.

  • @funnycat9962
    @funnycat9962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1250

    Let me clear one thing up. If you chose Haru, you're not secretly a sadist, you're secretly a masochist. Two sadists don't go together.

    • @funnycat9962
      @funnycat9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @• MissPØker hey, I got me there too.

    • @simatin19
      @simatin19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayyyeeee this guy gets it.

    • @Distant_Dubstep
      @Distant_Dubstep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I mean they can if one just so happens to b a sadomasochist

    • @yabazyabacoffee
      @yabazyabacoffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sadge but true

    • @funnycat9962
      @funnycat9962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Distant_Dubstep okay, you’re not *necessarily* secretly a sadist.

  • @lisbethgames3621
    @lisbethgames3621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3309

    "You just wanna date a female version of yourself"
    *Me a female*
    So I wanna date myself?

    • @danilog342
      @danilog342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      "I'll face myself" got a new meaning

    • @xiaohuli96
      @xiaohuli96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah was questioning that part too xd

    • @biffin1123
      @biffin1123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      He probably wasn't considering the 'women of culture'.

    • @User-1939t9
      @User-1939t9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@biffin1123 i mean if futaba is your waifu and your female, that implies you wouldn't mind dating a female

    • @enriquemiranda2539
      @enriquemiranda2539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Holy shit she found a loophole!

  • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321
    @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2765

    I chose Makoto because she's relatable and had a lot of care and love put into her writing. She's an independent woman and insists on being equal in the relationship with Joker.
    And also because I want her to step all over me but that's besides the point.

    • @M3cronom
      @M3cronom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Same goes for me. She really has a character that is more complex than most of the other ones, plus she has the most adult and reasonable, no bullshit attitude.
      Also, the choking part got me too.

    • @lordstarquaad4597
      @lordstarquaad4597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      You had me in the first half, not gonna lie...

    • @marverak
      @marverak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Funny
      My thoughts exactly

    • @fojisan2398
      @fojisan2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Insert NPC meme here

    • @jackmafo832
      @jackmafo832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yes to all of those reasons,plus she is a badass.
      And I would thank her if she hit me with her persona.

  • @averysketchygamer3241
    @averysketchygamer3241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    "You probably look like this guy"
    *proceeds to show an image of Kenji*
    I laughed at that harder than I should have. Also yeah pretty much.

  • @silenceoflink5880
    @silenceoflink5880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love that Akechi is considered a waifu. Missed out on Yusuke though, for he will always have my heart.

  • @ninjahacker2
    @ninjahacker2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    "If you like this girl, it means you have never been touched by a woman in your life"
    Isn't that true for the whole fanbase?

    • @Raddkann
      @Raddkann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      nope 🗿

    • @theborderlineghoul7004
      @theborderlineghoul7004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope I got laid in the first 3 months of Corona

    • @johnbuscher
      @johnbuscher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bruv, I know we’re supposed to be distancing now but like, get some level of physical interaction with people. It’s good for the soul.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Even a lonely hopeless romantic like me has gotten affection from women. It's called hugs, and my mom and sister don't count.

    • @xeras6101
      @xeras6101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jeez guys it's a joke. Don't take it so literally.

  • @scrapyarddragon
    @scrapyarddragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I see sylvain figured out the secret to interdimensional travel.

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He wasn't content being only limited to Fire Emblem girls, he needed to find other dimensions' girls too lol

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HeavenlyM what next, he'll travel to Elibe?
      If he does meet Sain though...(Sain does act the same way Sylvain does.)

    • @Cure-Skywalker
      @Cure-Skywalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody in Persona knows what the crests are so its open season literally all the time for him.

    • @romessa-g
      @romessa-g 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joshuagabrielcatindig7607 omg so true
      inigo too (except hes a bit shy)

  • @epy0nkaru
    @epy0nkaru 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "in ten minutes you'll thank me for introducing you"
    I only lasted 5😩

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂

  • @fatmaabdelhad1
    @fatmaabdelhad1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    I'm a straight girl so I didn't expect to be attacked in this video but then came the part about Yusuke 💀💀💀💀

  • @ShinDSER
    @ShinDSER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    Persona 5 was an older women lover's heaven. I mean, Kawakami, Takemi, Sae? I'm WEAK

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      That's what I'm saying! Kawakami is a must for the best waifu's list. Right next to Nanako and kanna...?
      Whoops, wrong list. You saw nothing my fine fellow!

    • @relakraki3339
      @relakraki3339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@MoronBoshi Should I call FBI?

    • @emmanuelmcpherson7669
      @emmanuelmcpherson7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MoronBoshi don’t forget oyah

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Emmanuel McPherson Ah yes, my second favorite waifu from Persona 5 (other than Mishima). Speaking of him, the thing with him and Ohya was funny and sad, he just wants a girl.

    • @vermillion9100
      @vermillion9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MoronBoshi Do you guys get it? I am implying that I am a pedophile! You may now make laughy.

  • @ShadowChaolan
    @ShadowChaolan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Angry Haru just looks cuter in my opinion. I also think that instead of angry red eyes, she should have Shadow yellow eyes, for her inner sadist.
    If only we met everybody's shadow version at some point, that would've been great.

    • @robertharrison1058
      @robertharrison1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know some in the real world that would hate to see there shadow version especially the women remember the shadow self airs out all the skeletons in a person's closet without hesitation all your embarrassing secrets what you truely think of everyone you know all gone public nah.

    • @inerlotechnologies4908
      @inerlotechnologies4908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imagine fighting Shadow Joker. You get dunked on for hours during the fight.

    • @branlopgar
      @branlopgar ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@inerlotechnologies4908 Persona 5 Strikers: Allow me to introduce myself, then! Kind of. Akane's Joker is the closest we get to fighting the Shadow of any of the PTs

  • @WyattS2
    @WyattS2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Mine is futaba, and lets just say I feel personally attacked

    • @thegreendragon5390
      @thegreendragon5390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I feel ya, buddy.

    • @kokirij0167
      @kokirij0167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Weak fools, if you aren’t able to accept that the only persona you will ever have is Mishima getting hit in the face by a volleyball, you will never become powerful enough to have an gamer gf!!!!1!!!11!!!
      In all honesty tho, keep that self-confidence up people, getting spiked in the face hurts like hell. Trust me, I’m a Mishima too

    • @TheTrueBrawler
      @TheTrueBrawler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mine was Makoto. Other than the Beep Boop line, nothing he said was really inaccurate about me.

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      mine is Futaba too. I'm a gaming nerd. So it only makes I'd want someone with similar interests to me to be my date

    • @whenyounutinhermouthandshe
      @whenyounutinhermouthandshe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tch, what a weakling.

  • @TwilightEcho12
    @TwilightEcho12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Putting me on to Anna Nystrom makes you the real hero

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She’s the cutest Instagram model ever imo

    • @TwilightEcho12
      @TwilightEcho12 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HeavenlyMshe’s having a baby and the ride is over, but I wanted to come back and say thank you for the two years of joy I experienced

  • @brandongertzen1455
    @brandongertzen1455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I wanted Iwai for the same reasons you listed Akechi but knew he was ACTUALLY daddy material rather than highschool detective boy. On top of it he was super protective of you dispite the "hey, I was in the most notorious gang in the country" part.

    • @Brianna58321
      @Brianna58321 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      THIS!!! I wanted Iwai so bad lmao. Iwai and Takemi were my faves

    • @rezellehime
      @rezellehime ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME. So many good male romance options in P5, it’s a shame. But at the rate Atlus is making P5 spin-offs, I fully expect there to be a remake with a femc announced any day now.

    • @THENAMEISQUICKMAN
      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN ปีที่แล้ว

      Iwai is so much more suitable than Akechi tbh. He's clearly a great guy just with a dark past. The lengths he goes to for his own son as well as the player character makes it hard to deny.

  • @TheMarketableJackFrost
    @TheMarketableJackFrost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Painfully accurate with Makoto

  • @denothedraco6889
    @denothedraco6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    > me being a Haru fan
    > You like cute things
    okay that's pretty true.
    > You're secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder.
    Uhhhhhhhhhh
    (Floof is my favorite. Being a rich girl didn't matter to me.)

    • @eustaquiokum4617
      @eustaquiokum4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Floof is love, floof is live.
      Hail floof.

    • @denothedraco6889
      @denothedraco6889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eustaquiokum4617 i agree

    • @skitts6644
      @skitts6644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      All hail the sadist floof queen

    • @AnthonyCole15
      @AnthonyCole15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The haru facts are so frikin true aside from the money thingie. All hail sadism :V

    • @burninggames9587
      @burninggames9587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Why does everyone think Haru is a sadist just because she likes fighting shadows. It’s not like she’s attacking real people. She even felt bad when her father died, even after everything he’s done to her.

  • @evangelineselby2843
    @evangelineselby2843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    sometimes a video takes a very simple concept and executes it amazingly, such as this one. Good job. 10/10. I do wanna be choked.

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I've never thought of it before, but Shiho as a Confidant would've been interesting. Maybe have her physical recovery be tied to your progress with her, and have hers and Ann's confidant paths intertwine once a certain point is reached (except Romance, because Harem ending is a pot of water too hot to handle without Sojiro)

    • @dannymoldff2019
      @dannymoldff2019 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sadly there is a limit how far screenwriterы can go in this type of games.
      Interwined stories of the Confidants, different kind of relationships with the same Confidant (more options than just friendship/romance), indirect influencing...
      Like, I've come to Maruki, and every time I was there I'd got +5 sp. How much sp had got Ann, Ruiji, Makoto and Haru? Zero. Won't it be cool if other characters also gain stat bonuses overtime, just to show how they don't spend time doing nothing? And won't it be cool if this sp bonus they got overtime become bigger when you deepened your bond with Maruki, making him more effective in his councelings?
      Every time I looked at the chair in my room I've got a hp. Ruiji was spending his time running and training. Why this hadn't affected him at all?
      But all this amazing stuff will bring a combinatorial explosion into the screenwriterы and game designers work, and most player probably won't even notice it. It's better to spend time polishing a main story.

  • @L_Giancarlo
    @L_Giancarlo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I’m an Ann guy, I don’t even use Instagram. I just like her up beat personality without the constant senpai bomb, if the Kasumi fans are wondering why I prefer Ann over her out of the poppy waifus. (Not hating on sumi, she's great too)

    • @Blackstar34751
      @Blackstar34751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ann also might be the most chill female in the Persona series that I know of. She actually laughed when Ryuji gawked at her when most females in these games would punch him

    • @L_Giancarlo
      @L_Giancarlo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Blackstar34751 Faxx. She's so laid back yet fun at the same time.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@L_Giancarlo
      She’s also the queen of casual dorkiness, from my experience.

    • @L_Giancarlo
      @L_Giancarlo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@goroakechi6126 Yes

    • @davidtimmer596
      @davidtimmer596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Yeah. Ann's bubbly personality is so infectious and charming, and she's very emotionally intelligent

  • @sevenseas4520
    @sevenseas4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    When Sylvain popped up when it was Ann’s turn, I audibly laughed out loud! In all actuality, Sylvain is the real waifu

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Inb4 Joe Brogie(Sylvain's EN VA) gets in Persona 6 cast.

    • @sevenseas4520
      @sevenseas4520 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It would be cool if he did get in the Persona cast!
      I just realized that Sylvain popped up at 0:35 as well. Poor guy 😔😂

    • @Beegstation
      @Beegstation ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@jayhoggarth6385Yusuke is just the poor version of Lorenz

  • @XxStrugglerxX
    @XxStrugglerxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Oh,God,now I feel called out with the whole Akechi/Ann parts lol

    • @joshuagabrielcatindig7607
      @joshuagabrielcatindig7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Called out with the Kasumi and Ann parts.

    • @7-BIT
      @7-BIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got called out with Haru and Futaba

    • @mepod7024
      @mepod7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same dude, they're my favorites

  • @TheSergio1021
    @TheSergio1021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I made my sister play Persona since P3P and once she finally got to Persona 5 Royal I unloaded this question...
    "Who do you relate with most in P5R?"
    "Uhh... Maybe Futaba or Haru."
    "Wrong. You're Mishima... We are ALL Mishima. We wish we were in the Phantom Thieves but we're just fans."
    I practically gave her an existential crisis and she wouldn't stop admitting that I was so right.

  • @MihaelSt
    @MihaelSt ปีที่แล้ว +89

    2:15 Akechi already is Jokers main romance, all the other romances are just side-hoes. Literally nobody can deny the amount of sexual tension between Joker and Akechi

    • @hanako_0319
      @hanako_0319 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Definitely! I'm taking your side on this one.

    • @Bongbongo
      @Bongbongo ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This but unironically

    • @hanako_0319
      @hanako_0319 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Bongbongo Bro! Your username just gave me ptsd... 😶

    • @1tsjustpasta
      @1tsjustpasta ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but ryugi :(

  • @Sight-Beyond-Sight
    @Sight-Beyond-Sight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I liked Takemi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than dating a doctor.
    Very true about Sae!!
    I really wish that after Rank 10, Kawakami's hair would have been cleaned up a bit as she was no longer taking multiple jobs and basically being drug through a knot hole backwards.

    • @dminasweater4868
      @dminasweater4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Self care is a habit that needs to be maintained to continue to be a habit she was going through the shit for a long time expecting immediate aesthetic recovery is a bit shortsighted

    • @dannymoldff2019
      @dannymoldff2019 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I liked Hifumi specifically because I respect intelligence. Nothing hotter than outsmarting your enemies. She also teach you how to be smarter.
      I actually was disappointed how superficial was HeavenlyM's comment about Hifumi while others were spot on.

    • @a.eb.a1507
      @a.eb.a1507 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Im dating a big titty goth mommy"🤓
      "Im dating a doctor"😎

  • @baxkill
    @baxkill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The Hifumi one felt like i got slapped in the nuts

  • @battlerushiromiya6457
    @battlerushiromiya6457 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I just chose Haru because it makes sense with the MC, their relationship seems the most serious in the future, they have similar tastes and Haru really has a crush on him. For me Haru is just perfect for the protagonist, I don't know, it's quite canon and easy to choose her.
    Also, I think Ann is way better than people give her credit for and Makoto is way overrated on the romantic side.

    • @pcwildcat
      @pcwildcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I chose Haru too. But only because I didn't really have a preference and the game seemed to be pushing me in that direction. She was so easy to rank up it just kinda happened.

    • @neku2741
      @neku2741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed, Ann is way better than Makoto, Makoto barely likes Joker. Ann just straight up says it.

    • @robertharrison1058
      @robertharrison1058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@neku2741 yet everytime she gets frightened she clings to joker even the police officer in strikers thought they was a couple when that happened as for haru don't let her drive she's probably the reason Morgana crashed that time in mementos.

    • @davidtimmer596
      @davidtimmer596 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@neku2741 Indeed. Wholesome and sexy Panther Waifu, or boring and straight-laced Student Council president. I'll take the wholesome, fun, sweet and sexy panther Waifu. Also, I really like how Ann's only requirement is level 2 kindness. It shows how she understands Joker from head to toe following the scene where she lets herself cry in front of him and he looks at her with such empathy and understanding, due to his own circumstances. And that's more worthwhile in a relationship IMO. So, yeah, for me, Ann will always be special.

    • @Justacuriouslady
      @Justacuriouslady ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I also prefer Ann cuz it just makes more sense for me,I haven’t played quite far into the game(I’ve finished Kaneshiro’s palace) but from what I can see is that Ann seems more like the kinda girl who’s more of like the spunky and energetic partner to Joker’s smooth and cool headed personality which I love in romances in jpgs cuz the two personalities complement.Sojiro even assumes that maybe she’s Joker’s girlfriend (after Madarame’s Palace).I thought I was the only few who saw that the two seem to have something cuz even at Rank 2 Joker has the choice to say “I love you”,I’d feel guilty to like the pairing cuz parts of the fandom note on Shiho and Ann’s connection but at least I’m not the only one who likes Ann with Joker.

  • @wadefischer4805
    @wadefischer4805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Me thinking to myself who is my persona 5 waifu: you know what let's go for what's sure Akechi is my persona 5 husbando
    Video: you have daddy issues
    Me: well you ain't wrong about that

    • @Sabiyori
      @Sabiyori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha yes xD

    • @goroakechi6128
      @goroakechi6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel called out

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goroakechi6128
      Get in line.

    • @nikkup4745
      @nikkup4745 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's rough buddy.

  • @trishb20
    @trishb20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Me: Elizabeth is my waifu
    HeavenlyM: Your a simp
    Me: Margaret is my waifu
    HeavenlyM: Your a simp
    Me: The twins and Levenza are my waifus
    HeavenlyM: Your-
    Me: Yes. I know I’m a simp
    HeavenlyM: -going to jail
    Me: Wait WHAT?!

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      😂😂 but wait a second, I don’t think I said you’re a simp for Margaret 🤔

    • @trishb20
      @trishb20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HeavenlyM True. But you kinda said that I’m into older women and re watch the scene where Margaret kisses you when you’re lonely. Witch I kinda think are what a simp does

  • @BlazingDiancie
    @BlazingDiancie ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:57 Sae was actually meant to BE a romancable confidant, theres unused voice lines for her in the game files.

  • @DoctorWu23
    @DoctorWu23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    Makoto isn't even that domineering honestly but still laughed

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Exactly, Sae seems much more like that.

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i just love her biker outfit TBH.

    • @dragenfire68
      @dragenfire68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Makoto honestly seems less like she'd step on or choke you, but would 1000% throw down eith anyone who dares disrespect you.

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Makoto seems like a wholesome and caring girl, but once she gets mad, then she's the guy in the relationship, her character kinda gives me that vibe

    • @motafu1
      @motafu1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GeraltofRivia22 Sae would probably become serious and start torturing you

  • @CrescentUmbreon
    @CrescentUmbreon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Thank you for including some of the guys lol. Akechi best waifu, but I'll never claim me didn't do anything wrong

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you like mid-high functioning Psychopaths....

    • @kichiroumitsurugi4363
      @kichiroumitsurugi4363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MayHugger Or for that matter, people who are too married to the job

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kichiroumitsurugi4363 Ugh, that’s way worse.

  • @suikogarden
    @suikogarden ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The Hifumi one is too accurate in my case. She was the girl next block, instead of next door. By some miracle, I was able to reconnect with her 15 years after my family moved out of that neighbourhood. I only made her life miserable in the 3 years we were in a relationship. Here I am, 12 years later, still unable to get into a new relationship.

  • @denifromdiscord
    @denifromdiscord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    finally someone recognizes my feelings for Yusuke perfectly

  • @tomskrex335
    @tomskrex335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You probably look exactly like this guy"
    *Looks exactly like this guy*
    FeelsBadMan

  • @derpyderp2270
    @derpyderp2270 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I chose Kasumi, mainly because I firmly believed she is the most canon lover out of the other ones in P5R, but also because I enjoy her personality and story a lot more.

    • @alexjackyperson101
      @alexjackyperson101 ปีที่แล้ว

      plus both of her hair styles is the best, in my first play tho where what I do is basically canon in my books I was dating kasumi(she got a 2nd name but that's spoilers the ending of the game)

    • @FireflyOnyx
      @FireflyOnyx 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually, the platonic ending is the most canon as seen in the sequel spin-offs. I can see why you have that opinion though.

  • @Flawestruck
    @Flawestruck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    ~chooses Futaba for romance route~
    "You just want a female version of yourself to date."
    ~looks at my life~
    Crud.

  • @roseslime713
    @roseslime713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Where is Ryuji though.
    My disappointment is inmeasurable, my day is ruined.
    All jokes aside though i enjoy this video

  • @hisoka7489
    @hisoka7489 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I just think Kasumi is the sweetest and the prettiest. I always feel attracted to people who care about other feelings. Fun fact is that I didn’t like her in the start, I had preferences on the book girl skull, I don’t remember her name. But, as I saw more about them, it actually became the opposite, I don’t like too much the intelligent girl, and now my favorite is Kasumi for sure.

    • @AndrewMinich
      @AndrewMinich 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kasumi's personality type was analyzed and is supposedly INFJ. They say "opposites attract," and this also applies to relationships. Odds are your personality type is ESTP, or something close to it.

  • @mau_jr
    @mau_jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    "You just want a female version of yourself to date"
    Now that you mention..
    *G R E A T I D E A*

    • @diegoantoniofrias9309
      @diegoantoniofrias9309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can I go to a another universe with you??

    • @silverdays2909
      @silverdays2909 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just make a female clone like in the Ultimate Spider-Man comics

    • @nikorek1470
      @nikorek1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i mean if someone is gay they can just suck their own fourth letter of the alphabet

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Egg

    • @nikorek1470
      @nikorek1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Egg

  • @alberthcuayla1587
    @alberthcuayla1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    You forgot the part that most Haru lovers wanna Kill Akechi.

    • @lilinberce9386
      @lilinberce9386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I like Haru, but I don't wanna kill Akechi. Does that make me the not most Haru lovers?

    • @phosical585
      @phosical585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a Haru fan and Akechi fan, he shouldn’t have killed her dad but he wasn’t any better so I didn’t like him anyways even if he were to change and Haru sympathizes with Akechi at least

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As a Haru lover, I resent him for killing Wakaba, a good person, much more than for killing Haru's dad who didn't care about her and would willingly sell her off to be in an abusive marriage.

    • @alberthcuayla1587
      @alberthcuayla1587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Pancake Boy literally robbed Haru from his Perfect Scenario shown in P5R. His father had one of the best shoots about improving the world, but Akechi murdered him.

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Waifu or not, Kunikazu was morally bankrupt. So am I, but garbage dragging down garbage is okay.
      At least by American standards.

  • @maxbaker7841
    @maxbaker7841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I did not need to be called out about my boy being Akechi. But really, he is my favorite character in the game, mostly because we don't actually know what his reasons were for continuing to kill after he figured out what it did was, other than just... revenge. So you can project whatever you want in there. My favorite is that he was a kid who was taken advantage of and got in way too deep to stop without being next on Shido's sh*t list. Does this excuse his actions? No, but it does mean that he should have gotten the chance to make amends and actually deal with the fact that he was basically a weapon, ATLUS! Love his character, hated how his Arc ended.

  • @reaperofthings
    @reaperofthings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Takemi is my waifu, and I’ve never actually thought “big tiddy goth GF” once lmao. I just thought “If you were real I’d marry you in a heartbeat” after finishing her confidant.

  • @blackball2223
    @blackball2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Best part about Takemi is getting the half off discount in merciless mode.

  • @jacobnewell7845
    @jacobnewell7845 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Imma be real witb you chief... i just like red heads. And the glasses with her hair down look definitely does it for me. Her getting flustered from sheer proximity puts a smile on my face

  • @earendurvoneinzbern7585
    @earendurvoneinzbern7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I just like Ann because, she was nice plus it's cute when Joker gets her flustered.

    • @theoutsiderjess1869
      @theoutsiderjess1869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like Ann, Makoto, and Sumire

    • @ERBanmech
      @ERBanmech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah I went Ann. She is just really kind and even is the type to heavily desire long term involved commitment.

    • @TheLastCrusader22
      @TheLastCrusader22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ERBanmech Best grill (and that's saying something, competition is FIERCE). She also somehow almost feels like THE canonical romance for Joker, like how Liara feels in ME even though you can technically choose someone else

    • @callmepsycho3132
      @callmepsycho3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally almost every girl is like that

    • @armedwithwings3953
      @armedwithwings3953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@callmepsycho3132 she’s the only one before royal that said she loved akira and the only one that kissed him so tcxtvubucctsx

  • @RShezmo
    @RShezmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Kawakami was close. I actually did dated my teacher, but the thing is: We met on tinder before we knew she was going to be my english course teacher (Needed extra classes for my job to learn specific terminoligy and words), and when we saw each other at the same building about to enter the same classroom, we just looked at each other and tried to process what just happened. We spent the rest of the class texting each other in between the lessons freaking out.

    • @MacinteuchPlus
      @MacinteuchPlus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Well that sure sounds like a difficult situation

    • @Pheonixice101
      @Pheonixice101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MacinteuchPlus preposterous!

    • @potatoesblink3299
      @potatoesblink3299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      *cue Domestic Girlfriend OP*

    • @lightyearpig12
      @lightyearpig12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Awkward.

    • @arsene4406
      @arsene4406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So how's it going now?

  • @Dracosian4802
    @Dracosian4802 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The aketchi and Yuskuke ones 100% called me out

  • @butai2116
    @butai2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Yep definitely checks out. Also please do a P4 ver!

    • @HeavenlyM
      @HeavenlyM  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Will do! :)

  • @samuraizerro
    @samuraizerro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    In Sumi's route, once I noticed the trend, I actually actively tried my best not to pick dialogue decisions that made her dependent on or reverent of Joker. I mean, it is great to be a reliable and dependable partner but not to the point of placing yourself on a pedestal while inadvertently discrediting your partner's own growth and achievements.
    But yeh, I did romance Rise in P4 too so you caught me lol.

  • @Tinydoodlebook
    @Tinydoodlebook ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Expected to have a nice time, then got my ass roasted until nothing was left.

  • @Iggy-80
    @Iggy-80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    The accuracy of Yusuke... it hurts so much.

    • @goroakechi6128
      @goroakechi6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes, I wanted to date him so Bad. Like he's just adorable!

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But I just wanted to date him as the regular male MC. But still date Haru even if she murders me for my infidelity in our 2-month-old relationship.

    • @kaelanmcalpine2011
      @kaelanmcalpine2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, he's basically Akihiko if he was an artist.

  • @justicearcana55
    @justicearcana55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    u were spot on about akechi EXCEPT for the fact that i’m writing 5 page articles criticizing instead of defending him against it

  • @matanoz
    @matanoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love this, recently completed royal and looking forward to seeing future content as a reminder of this beautiful game

  • @battletoads22
    @battletoads22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This was great. Nailed me pretty hard with the whole Kasumi-Rise thing.

  • @wildrose1266
    @wildrose1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Not gonna lie, you were right on the money with Yusuke

  • @nosoynadaoriginal
    @nosoynadaoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Akechi being on this list was necessary but hilarious 😂

  • @voidboi4566
    @voidboi4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Sees this video
    Watches part with makoto
    “You wanna be stepped on”
    I mean, I wouldn’t say I’m into that, but I wouldn’t say I’m not

  • @flightlessmonarch2313
    @flightlessmonarch2313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "You want to be worshipped by your partner and you probably dated Rise in persona 4"
    Me: *sweats nervously* Oh god how does he know

  • @tempest2794
    @tempest2794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As someone who spends as much free time as possible with Takemi even after a maxing out her confidant I can tell you that what he said was indeed true.

  • @anabenskywalker122
    @anabenskywalker122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    He got Makoto exactly right. Must be a psychic or something. Kaneshiro’s palace has the best music aside from Whims of Fate and the level design is awesome. And I cracked up at “beep boop”. This man knows everything

  • @calkumi937
    @calkumi937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The Yusuke called me out so hard
    I'm not even gonna deny it I'm just a cringy weeb bruh

    • @pakacha8999
      @pakacha8999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      We just wanna date art boy 💔

    • @peace3682
      @peace3682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s best boy for a reason and I would pay copious amounts of money just to hear him confess his love

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pakacha8999 I see where your channel name and profile came from.

    • @pakacha8999
      @pakacha8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@plushytv5295 SOBS

  • @IamAJoe
    @IamAJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You had a crush on a teacher at some point in your life"
    Sir, I am into maids, not teachers.
    "Kaneshiro's Palace is your favorite"
    Well, it does have the best Palace theme following Shido's and Futaba's

  • @Xi9wn3id6zg1ve
    @Xi9wn3id6zg1ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    1:22 being called out is not my favorite activity

  • @Smore012
    @Smore012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "If you chose Kasumi, you love being worshipped by your partner and you probably chose Rise as your love interest in P4"
    ...AND!?!? Quit calling me out! lol

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was absolutely hilarious and dead on lol.

  • @Puvwilmo00
    @Puvwilmo00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "You definitely like being stepped all over in a relationship and are probably into being choked."
    **chuckles** I'm in danger.

  • @Zyntherion2202
    @Zyntherion2202 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    **Haru**
    "You want a rich girlfriend to take care of you so you don't have to work"
    Me: "Heyy! That's not true! I just like her because she's strong, indipendent and nice-"
    "You like cute shit, but you're also secretly a sadist and you're probably on the run for murder"
    Me: "Well, no arguments there"

    • @JohnDoe-mt9oz
      @JohnDoe-mt9oz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hold the duck up?

    • @StarryxNight5
      @StarryxNight5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't know how this man read me so damn hard. I swear he's spying on me or something
      But with that said, Haru Supremacy. *Or else*.

  • @thomashost272
    @thomashost272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:24 I'm already laughing because that description for mine was hilarious. I personally like Kawakami for the same reason the Homeroom Teacher in P3 is my second favorite character there, they're both so relatable. They're overstressed ad a result of their jobs and need to destress. That said, the destressing is what ends up leading to them unintentionally becoming romantically involved with their games protagonists, which while unrealistic is comedic.

  • @chalkish4855
    @chalkish4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I wanted Kasumi to be femc so I could date Ryuji. He's adorable and I love him with all my heart, thanks for listening.
    (Also, in game, when I got Sae as I confidant and I wanted to date her but was very sad when I couldn't, and yes, everything you said there is correct)

    • @goroakechi6128
      @goroakechi6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Omg yes, Ryuji is Baby. I just want to hug him and never let go

    • @chalkish4855
      @chalkish4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@goroakechi6128 the bestest boy

    • @goroakechi6128
      @goroakechi6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chalkish4855 yes, like if I could I would just Date the guys, like Mishima,Ryuji, Yusuke

    • @chalkish4855
      @chalkish4855 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@goroakechi6128 Honestly not a Mishima fan, but I definitely agree on the other two

    • @goroakechi6128
      @goroakechi6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chalkish4855 the boys all deserve Love

  • @nickallison2857
    @nickallison2857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    We all know the best waifu is morgana because your with him everyday of your life and he cares about your well being by telling you too go to bed making sure you aren't overtired or sick plus he'll keep you away from bad stuff for example when you go to the tobacco store he'll say "a high schooler shouldn't be smoking tobacco" (which I know is hypocritical because for his all out attack finisher pose he smokes a cigar but whatever)

    • @littenfire3563
      @littenfire3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, but Morgana's some supernatural cat...thing, so who's to say what his age really is anyway?

    • @jaylhant
      @jaylhant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@littenfire3563 Same with Lavenza ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Kaisona2017
      @Kaisona2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know he’s at least two years old, because of spoiler reasons.

    • @Kaisona2017
      @Kaisona2017 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To put it simply, (redacted) was dead for 2 years, which means (culprit) was causing mental shutdowns for two years, which means (boss) was in the (spoiler area) for two years. Morgana was born at the same time, (boss) took over (spoiler area,) so he’s at least two years old.

    • @Pheonixice101
      @Pheonixice101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaisona2017 bruh

  • @comicstrider4851
    @comicstrider4851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:25 "You have daddy issues"
    Well good luck competing with Akechi's daddy issues

  • @brauliozt8754
    @brauliozt8754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Hifumi one was so damn accurate for me, especially the part of constantly wondering how she's doing after she moved...

    • @rturner4205
      @rturner4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here. However, I moved and I haven't seen her in years.

  • @SwoleBenji
    @SwoleBenji 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:59 Holy crap you are SPOT ON my dude! Literally 10/10 perfect analysis.

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My waifu is Sojiro’s curry because that must taste amazing

  • @themuddler257
    @themuddler257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:21 correction, daddy AND mommy issues