" *EAT THIS, YOU BASTARD!* " "Thank you, mister Freeman." *>Radiation noises, unholy but muffled screeching* ("You are completely wrong.") The internet in a nutshell, really.
Фаст-Фуд "У Нихиланта" Донер с хедкрабом Двойной донер с маленькими хедкрабами Чебуреки с чамтоудом Эчпочмаки со снарком Шашлык из буллсквида АКЦИЯ: каскадный резонанс за полцены! Шеф-повар: Вортигонт [РЕСТОРАН ЗАКРЫТ, УЧАСТОК ВЫКУПЛЕН СТРОИТЕЛЬНОЙ КОМПАНИЕЙ ОсОО" Aperture Tower"]
@@pivo315 looks like tasty, i'll try to do that at home. Don't worry, i'm not an English expert. I'm Brazilian. Thanks to tell me the correct name of it.
Pgs I get it now so half life one is about Capitalism secrets( and their hidden bases) and how they order to kill their own people ( but in complete secret) While hl2 is about communism while they don’t hide their corruption. It all makes sense now.
this is crazy. for some reason i decided to play again the original half life. then while i was running through the corridors of black mesa i remembered all the nostalgia i had with the FXS so i decided to look at hem and i realize there are tons of new videos going out like the game was developed this year!
This is your funniest yet. I'm laughing hysterically. This is an absolutely new level of delivering Russian memes. P.S. info for westerners - here in Russia we joke this cheap street fast food is made from cats and dogs (or önly god knows what from").
1:00- Шаурма с хэд- крабом, ммм...😂😂😂 кста, когда он получил шаурму, был звук поднятия оружия, смех в том, что в некоторых киосках шаурма реально может быть расценена как биологическое оружие😅
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*eating some food
HEV: " *WARNING. Hazardous Radiation levels detected.* "
WARNING: Biohazard detected.
Because it's bad shaurma
*emergency: user death eminent*
3.6 Roentgen... not great, not terrible
@@Gilberto90 Look though! That's radiation ionizing the air!!!
"eat this you bastard!" ... my favorite part
He says it with the smile 😂😂
@@johnetanneso5095 0:57
Jim Rustler Thank you,Mr.Freeman.
second time and laughed hard again :d
Same
The way he said *”EAT THIS YOU BASTARD!!!”* while giving a heartwarming smile made me laugh WAY to hard
How did you do this bold font?
i wish i could like this 1k times
@@SU76M do ** and then your text and ** again
@@SU76M tap * at the start and the end of your comment.
*like this?*
0:56 School cafeterias be like
lol
EAT THIS YOU BASTARD.
LMAO
Shawarma better burger
True
At 0:23 the guy even does this idle "look around" animation like an actual NPC.
Какие смачные звуки. Аж самому захотелось шавермы из хедкраба!
люля-хэдкраб
@@murkotronКазан-хедкраб
Донер хедкраб
Лол
Аладушки и блинчики из хедкраба:3
"Eat this you bastard" perfect thing to say to a potential returning customer
Update 4 years later yep this was still one of my best on this channel
What killed me was afterwards when he says "thank you mister freeman"
Do you know who ate all the doners?
I understand that's what apple customer service people say all the time. :P
der Deutsche ODST and then he smiles XD
@@randomstranger_3 XD
Guy: EAT THIS YOU BASTARD!
*hands out the food nicely*
Thank you Mr Freeman
MMMMMMMM
So the wrap was made with headcrab, radioactive waste and barnacle regurgitation?
It taste nice
I mean...
What's wrong with it?
Kinda adds the taste
Headcrabs are actually edible by HL2 canon.
@@iscander_s they are eaten by the vortigaunts only
Yup. Delicious.
0:57 His friendly expression while saying this killed me. LOL
thats half life 2's facial animation xD
Its russia
*EAT THIS YOU BASTARD*
EAT THIS YOU BASTARD
Best part
Do you know who ate all the headcrabs?
I really dont know
Uhh
It's probably not a problem...
Probably...
Hey guys is this a new meme in 2019?
No... *chews the headcrab*
Обажаю когда он говорит "жри это сволочь!" с улыбкой на лице
" *EAT THIS, YOU BASTARD!* "
"Thank you, mister Freeman."
*>Radiation noises, unholy but muffled screeching*
("You are completely wrong.")
The internet in a nutshell, really.
3.6? Not great, not terrible.
I love the industrial sounds put in when he makes the headcrab doner
Same
Man, it's not doner. Okay?
@@rerorero2969 what is it then
@@MajinMist603Shawarma
@@adigyran yes, the Shawarma
"Большая шаурма. 100 рублей"
аааааааа. Верните это время
Фаст-Фуд "У Нихиланта"
Донер с хедкрабом
Двойной донер с маленькими хедкрабами
Чебуреки с чамтоудом
Эчпочмаки со снарком
Шашлык из буллсквида
АКЦИЯ: каскадный резонанс за полцены!
Шеф-повар: Вортигонт
[РЕСТОРАН ЗАКРЫТ, УЧАСТОК ВЫКУПЛЕН СТРОИТЕЛЬНОЙ КОМПАНИЕЙ ОсОО" Aperture Tower"]
А где же сок их хаудая,ведь его мордуленция так похожа на гранат без кожуры :)
Закажите двойной каскадный резонанс, и получите вторжение Альянса бесплатно!
@@paulkowar1837 при заказе донера с хедкрабами со вкусом периода полураспада игрушка "Уоллес Брин" в подарок
@@gasmaskedcitizen хотите поговорить с администратором - зовите Нихиланта
@@paulkowar1837 обслуживание быстрое, семичасовое
*EAT THIS YOU BASTARD*
Oh, Thank you Mr. Freeman
Здравствуйте, а у вас есть каскадный резонанс?
Здесь или с собой? 15 минут ожидайте
Мне каскадный резонанс и моему сыну тоже
Вам большой или мирового масштаба?
@@lesvitos5023 мировой с семичасовой добавкой
Ясно, каскадному резонансу 6 лет...
Теперь фильм Богунова стал ещё лучше.
Ммммм ГАРЯЧИЙ Фриман
''Eat this you bastard!''
Barney said calmly
- ЗДРАВСТВУЙТЕ, А У ВАС ЕСТЬ ШАУРМА?
- ДА, ВАМ БОЛЬШУЮ ИЛИ МАЛЕНЬКУЮ?
- С Р Е Д Н И Ю
благодаря тебе я ознакомился с классикой, спасибо
- М И Н У Т У
Нихилант размер пожалуйста
Средняя шаурма из хед-краба будет стоить два выстрела из 9мм Глока.
@@George_Doc пиу-пиу
Шаурма большая за 100 рублей... Жалко что сейчас нет таких привлекательных цен
0:57 Eat this you bastard!
**radiation noise* Thank you Mr freeman.
When you are buying a sandwich.
You: Give me a sandwich please
Seller: EAT THIS YOU BASTARD!
You: Thank you mr. Freeman.
Its shaurma, like burrito, but shaurma better. Sorry for my englisskiy.
@@pivo315 looks like tasty, i'll try to do that at home.
Don't worry, i'm not an English expert. I'm Brazilian.
Thanks to tell me the correct name of it.
Почему так злой
Shawarma*
@@doctorhumor2549 thanks
Крик зомби на фоне кадра с вывеской - гениально
а как этот звук называется?
horror.wav @@caranado728
да
The irony of calling a shawarma place an "anomalous materials lab" 😛
Holy fck, why does this sound so realistic and natural, I can't
Так и знал, что шаурму делают из хэдкрабов!
"Half Gyro: Alyx"
"Eat this you bastard!"
"Spasiba!"
Это ЛУЧШЕЕ что я видел за 30 лет!!!!
Gordan Freeman goes to buy food in Russia
Pgs isn’t half life 2 in Russia or something?
@@MajinMist603 Ah yes I remember stopping Communism in Half-Life 2.
Pgs I get it now
so half life one is about Capitalism secrets( and their hidden bases) and how they order to kill their own people ( but in complete secret)
While hl2 is about communism while they don’t hide their corruption.
It all makes sense now.
Adolf Eichmann yeah. This looks like city Nalchik
@@3dmasterworks its bulgaria.
Гордон: здрасте а у вас есть half life.
Гейб ньюэлл: да конечно вам 1 или 2.
Гордон: 3.
Вот вам 2.5 и ALYX в подарок
1:06 Human Grunt passing by - "What the hell is this" :D
Head crab burrito
this is crazy. for some reason i decided to play again the original half life. then while i was running through the corridors of black mesa i remembered all the nostalgia i had with the FXS so i decided to look at hem and i realize there are tons of new videos going out like the game was developed this year!
Это самый ржачный и по смыслу подходящий видос из всей серии HL SFX которые я видел. Агонь брат жжош
Бля, я только сейчас понял какой ещё громадный и не раскрытый потенциал у HL SFX в порнухе. Эээээммм)))
хох прив
@@EdikLevin Гачимучи трепещет в ожидании! ))) Жаль, хайп прошел.
@@smetankorzevic6647 th-cam.com/video/oRH7bo29vIA/w-d-xo.html
С пельмешками тоже ниче вышло)
"FREEMAN YOU FOOd!"
that got me XD
Большая за 99! Верните меня пожалуйста в то время.
“EAT THIS YOU BASTARD!”
“Thank you Freeman”
the radiation sound lmao
Imagine working in gastronomy and the toaster would generate such a sound of the gate opening as in this game 😂
I'd be safe in the knowledge that the possibility of the resonance cascade scenario is extremely unlikely.
i like how doner makes radiation noises, its incredibly ridiculous and funny
You mean gayger
"Eat this you bastard!"
*Carefully hands him his food*
There gonna be a resonance cascade happening in a bathroom
In some parts of the world, calling a doner "anomalous materials lab" is actually pretty spot on.
It's not a doner, it's a shawarma.
"Eat this you bastard!", Dumbledore said, calmly.
I don't really know what TH-cam thinks of me... These kind of videos popups every day now... Hate to admit it, but I love them haha
I'm so glad Half-life sounds are becoming a meme !
"EAT THIS YOU BASTARD" xD most funny part
"You are from anomalous materials lab?"
Perfect
I love the headcrab death sound as the bites into the wrap lol
ХВААТИТ, Я НЕ МОГУ БОЛЬШЕ УГАРАТЬ, скоро помру.
вообще рвань
Сергей Сергеев Вот и помер дед Сергей
это прискорбно
user dead imminent
EAT THIS YOU BASTARD
thank you mr freeman :)
I like the radiation sounds while eating 😂😂😂
I can't stop watching this, this is comedy gold XD
Yeah best of all half life memes
I love it how perfect his 0:14 "Aah, it's good to see you, greetings" fitting his head shake.
Honestly, this is the best one, I'm dying out loud here
0:06 боже этот звук идеально подходит к картинке)))
I searched this place on google map, it's in Nalchik. Kebab is not anymore, now it's a coffee xD
The headcrab is so raw, it still squeeks!
Очередной шедевр))) Синхронизация -идеальная.
P.S> Хочу теперь шаверму с хед-крабами)))
Хедкрабья джамбалая будет повкуснее
Ну кстати по канону хэдкрабы вполне съедобные
0:03 the dude’s face legit from the game
I have no clue why but the idea that the stupid little Panini press making such an industrial noise kills me every time
Здравствуйте, а у вас есть шаурма?
Да конечно, вам большую или среднюю?
Среднюю
Минуту.
Класс, из-за видоса монвера мне этот видос на главную выпал
Жиза
И мне тоже
Ты не один такой
Так же
Not gonna lie. That actually looks pretty tasty
That *is* tasty shawarma
Actually it's good for around $2.5 because even if your one wasn't too big you'll feel like you've eaten well.
@@deadlocked9399 reminds me of Greek gyros or Mexican burritos...
@@pedromiguel748 pretty much the same, except, shawarma typically done with a wheat tortilla.
@@TheLizardWizard_the2nd wtf is a shawarma? it's a doner
i think i will stop eating kebabs, because from now on ill remember this video and i will imagine that i am eating live headcrab :D
lol xd
EAT THIS YOU BASTARD
I love those wet sounds when he is preparing the food
Yes, I'm not hungry anymore
Увидел это у Монвера - попалась в реках 🤔
0:47 - 0:52 I'm DEAD 😂
Shop owner: *EAT THIS YOU BASTARD!*
also shop owner: *Casually smiles*
I gotta say, this is one of the best, if not the best! :D Keep it up
Две цистерны чая этому господину!
И один коскадный резонанс этому господину!
*Это шикарно! Выпал с начала, когда киоск с шаурмой показали))*
*[bites]* *[head crab dies]*
I'm friggen dying like that headcrab hahahaha! This is the best one yet!
No idea what's wrong with me but the squishing and crunching makes me hungry
This is your funniest yet. I'm laughing hysterically. This is an absolutely new level of delivering Russian memes. P.S. info for westerners - here in Russia we joke this cheap street fast food is made from cats and dogs (or önly god knows what from").
The video has this early days of TH-cam feel to it
do batman 1989 with hl sfx. (axis chemicals scene)
1:00- Шаурма с хэд- крабом, ммм...😂😂😂 кста, когда он получил шаурму, был звук поднятия оружия, смех в том, что в некоторых киосках шаурма реально может быть расценена как биологическое оружие😅
Hey, catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!
About that beer i owe ya
he was eating headcrabs? 🤣
Delicious... Taste like chicken
They are mentioned to be edible in HL2
there was an effect of a plate with a cooked headcrab in some hl game idk wich but it was in gmod and had hl1 textures
NO, he was headcraby 🦀
"Шаверма в подворотне" что может быть еще опасней
And the Academy award for best sound editing goes to... this guy for "Headcrab Kebab"
Headcrab noise for the doner meat lmao
NOBODY, not a single person commented on that, and it's the best part hands down that creates the whole video.
@@Tycini1 kills me everytime
Ты даже подставил звук под то как он горчицу поставил!!!!! Это топ!)
I hate the guy who gets the Sandwich just drop all paper like a morron.
Its not sandwich, you morron
Freeman you fool !
@@ИгорьВербовой-к7ж fish and chips?
It's shawarma
@@drbomdaydayboms4890 no its shaurma, aka russian burito
Zombie sounds when he looks at the billboard lmao
As bayrakları döneri half lifela gördüm artık rahatlıkla ölebilirim
The source material was good, the Source material even better...
Just an ordinary day in the black Mesa cafeteria
Ты просто прекрасен. Продолжай в том же духе)
Why these videos work so well?!
HOLY FUCK THE VERY BEGINNING ALREADY HAD ME LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
He didn’t even pay for it
Neither i'd do it. This was worst doner i have seen. But video is cool 😁
*COMMUNISM*
@Ivan Vinogradov for sure, сам 6 штук скушал, сам
Informative. Life altering. Pants changing.
молюсь за автора..ЧТОБЫ ДАЛЬШЕ ТАК ДЕЛАЛ!!!
Я от таких цен на блюда аж расплакался
ради фана пытался найти, узнал только что это Нальчик
и адрес там указан в конце. сейчас там ремонт телефонов, но рядом есть кафе .
@@RobotN001 это да, адрес я видел, но с обзорной камеры весь вид загораживают кусты
@@djandroid1991 , там есть одна позиция когда хоть что-то видно)
попалось это после видео монвера
Meanwhile at half life 2 universe
6 years later
Headcrabs are food
Шаурма, пончики, гамбургеры
*звуки зомби*
ОРУУУУУ
0:04 the_horror1.wav