Can You Beat Age of Mythology as an Atheist?

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  • @kl1thedominion
    @kl1thedominion หลายเดือนก่อน +4773

    "I've been transformed into a boar, this must be the work of an enemy science" -Atheist Arkantos

    • @ProbeScout
      @ProbeScout หลายเดือนก่อน +588

      "the enemy science user could be anyone." meanwhile Hubble walks by

    • @granienasniadanie8322
      @granienasniadanie8322 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

      They have giants! Must be ancient aliens!

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      The german science is the best in the world!

    • @platogkrone7161
      @platogkrone7161 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      *Technology.

    • @SH4D0W0733
      @SH4D0W0733 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Takes someone really pigheaded to still deny the gods and win after that.

  • @zwarriorkrillin6400
    @zwarriorkrillin6400 หลายเดือนก่อน +2495

    No Aging
    No Myths
    Welcome to Of

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

      Next challenge: can you beat starcraft without prepositions?

    • @Laezar1
      @Laezar1 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Not to be confused with Off which is a totally different game

    • @HideyoshiKinoshita84
      @HideyoshiKinoshita84 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Not to be confused with a certain website.

    • @Frontline_view_kaiser
      @Frontline_view_kaiser หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Welcome to Oof

    • @Jesus_Offical
      @Jesus_Offical หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Not is Of Retold

  • @Laezar1
    @Laezar1 หลายเดือนก่อน +1178

    Being an atheist is one thing. This is having concrete evidence of the existence of gods and still choosing to reject them and not worship them cause you don't need them and you can kill whatever beast they thorw at you and beat whatever favor they give your ennemies. That's pretty badass.

    • @lucofparis4819
      @lucofparis4819 หลายเดือนก่อน +211

      Anti-Theist took a whole new meaning.

    • @CatBitchNami
      @CatBitchNami หลายเดือนก่อน +232

      Making atheism real by killing God yourself, sounds badass.

    • @ClimbLikeAGirl-vz3gt
      @ClimbLikeAGirl-vz3gt หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      Reminds me of the Pratchett Disc world novels where the atheists in Not-Greece(TM) have a big tin roof over their library because the gods keep hitting them with lightning

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@CatBitchNamiAlmost Kratos, but he was sort of a half-god turned god and all of that...

    • @Cappuccino_Rabbit
      @Cappuccino_Rabbit หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      That's the average Jrpg

  • @DrakonPhD
    @DrakonPhD หลายเดือนก่อน +1769

    "After we rescue them from their arrest, they upgrade to cardiac arrest."
    Idk why but that line broke me.

    • @Eloryan
      @Eloryan หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂

    • @Illianor123
      @Illianor123 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It’s a great line

    • @Lightningsrp
      @Lightningsrp หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yeah, I got some weird looks when I loudly snorted a laugh watching this at work

    • @eskurian8565
      @eskurian8565 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I had the exact same reaction. :D

  • @nemanjasladojev3446
    @nemanjasladojev3446 หลายเดือนก่อน +1581

    "Zeus was loose and I had no control of the situation."
    Yeah, that sounds about right.

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp
      @AlejandroGonzalez-ej4lp หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "for a change"

    • @Rakka5
      @Rakka5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The Zoos is loose

    • @barengard4601
      @barengard4601 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Absolutely accurate to the ancient Greek myths. There is no controlling Zeus when he gets lose.

    • @cranapple3367
      @cranapple3367 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      At least the Zeus wasn't a goose.

    • @barengard4601
      @barengard4601 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      @@cranapple3367 I mean there was that one time were he was..... And the result was Helena of Troy.....

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon หลายเดือนก่อน +488

    "So then I made that guy Arkantos a proposition he could not refuse : Turn him into a demi-god so he can beat that damn statue without breaking a sweat."
    "Easy deal honestly, bet he jumped right on it."
    "Nah, he refused to even acknowledge my existence and threw over a thousand men into the meat grinder."

    • @Lughrochben
      @Lughrochben หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      Honestly, considering Atlantis is basically Greek for this campaign, that kind of hubris checks.

    • @spandanganguli6903
      @spandanganguli6903 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Fabius Bile be like : "There is nothing there".

    • @sseempire8705
      @sseempire8705 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It's not hubris if you win in the end​@@Lughrochben

    • @tarenflores
      @tarenflores หลายเดือนก่อน

      LOL

  • @Vortama
    @Vortama หลายเดือนก่อน +1579

    I'm 3.5 minutes into the video and I fully expect Grant's next challenge video to be "Can I beat all the furniture in my room by kicking it with just my pinky toes?"

    • @christopherbronson3275
      @christopherbronson3275 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Honestly? I got my money on 3G after watching this video

    • @TheUberjammer
      @TheUberjammer หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      But he's a giant... can't use myth units.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I don't think even Johnny Knoxville and the Jackass Crew were masochistic enough to try that challenge

    • @russhackleford4912
      @russhackleford4912 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      ​@@TheUberjammerhe is now grant of unusual size games.

    • @brendantw
      @brendantw หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      with pinky toes would be too easy, the RING toes would be a real challenge considering then you'd also have to avoid the middle toe and the pinky toe from accidentally doing any damage

  • @Nolsie
    @Nolsie หลายเดือนก่อน +212

    My favorite part of this is that you still use dwarves, meaning everyone else has mythical monsters while you have a higher than average population of folks with dwarfism.

    • @ert8968
      @ert8968 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Well, they could be children. Children and small people were great for the mines in medival times.

    • @rogierownage
      @rogierownage 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

      @@ert8968 They yearned for it, you could say

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 หลายเดือนก่อน +858

    It's really too bad allied centaurs all suffer from congenital heart failure. You'd think the gods would build 'em more sturdy, but this is why we don't worship them.

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Just like regular horses in that respect.

    • @crazybunny1134
      @crazybunny1134 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Horses have heart problemas?

    • @Santisima_Trinidad
      @Santisima_Trinidad หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      @@crazybunny1134 sorta. What they technically have is a genetic major cardiovascular disorder, because they lack the capillarie network in there extremities to slow blood down in the veins. It's one of several major issues for them

    • @rolfstalker2986
      @rolfstalker2986 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      "You see the centaur, and you reason that there must be a creator. And you also reason that said creator must be rubbish at their job!"

    • @MattMorency
      @MattMorency หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      There's no such thing as faeries.

  • @dakkath414
    @dakkath414 หลายเดือนก่อน +520

    That final push is the essence of "Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."

    • @BaufenBeast
      @BaufenBeast หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      Turns out Poseidon statues have maximum killcounts, so I sent wave after wave of my own men at it until it reached its limit and shut down.

    • @paulsd9255
      @paulsd9255 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Send another meat wave!

    • @notapplicable292
      @notapplicable292 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      We may not have the firepower, but we have the mass!

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@BaufenBeast They clocked out after achieving their quotas, I can respect that.

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@notapplicable292
      china

  • @teddys1359
    @teddys1359 หลายเดือนก่อน +971

    This is why Poseidon stopped favoring Arkantos

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Atheist Arkantos then proceeds to go full Warhammer 40k by sending countless waves of men to knock down a statue instead of making a single, simple prayer that would have let him 1v1 it instead.
      "It's not about the casualties, it's about upholding our principles." -Commissar Arkantos, probably.

    • @Wormopera
      @Wormopera หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pussyeidon

    • @Nothrazim
      @Nothrazim หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@joshuakim5240 Arkantos confirmed to be a missing primarch, Mortarion-like but likeable

    • @treyfolkmen7942
      @treyfolkmen7942 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@joshuakim5240 tbh I completely forgot about prayer and killed statue with kiting archers. Then I saw the ending and was like ..wait, I was supposed to transform Arkantos into half god. But I never got the god power to do so? Oh, I needed to build a wonder *facepalm*

  • @MCMEUMES
    @MCMEUMES หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Soldier: "General, all those huge monsters are killing so many of us, maybe we could get some of them to fight on our side?"
    Grant: "No. I don't believe in those things. Now get more men and charge again."

    • @thebohemian814
      @thebohemian814 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Or you could go the Route of "They are "pure" creations of the Bastard gods, if we slay one, we reach a step closer to slaying our creators, sot lets show them you only need a spark to start a fire!"

  • @zoliking
    @zoliking หลายเดือนก่อน +532

    "The kill bots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them. You see, kill bots have a preset kill limit, knowing their weakness I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down."

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      Futurama was so good.

    • @HistoryisBoss
      @HistoryisBoss หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor*is

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@HistoryisBoss IDK I haven't watched the new season but it doesn't seem that good from the few clips I've seen.

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      Ehhh. It stagnates real hard. They upped the wittiness of their visual comedy, but you can tell they've ran out of ideas.
      also dear god fry's VA is 74 LET HIM GO 😭

    • @YEs69th420
      @YEs69th420 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@christopherearth9714 It's like Simpsons; we usually just mean the earlier stuff.

  • @dunstonlion1342
    @dunstonlion1342 หลายเดือนก่อน +1008

    "I need to finish this mission in boar form, so I hoof it."
    "I guess it was a pigment of my imagination."
    I heard that.
    I will not stand for this hogwash.
    Really in porcine taste.
    🐖

    • @maksimilianmihaljevic9584
      @maksimilianmihaljevic9584 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      "I can kite the enemy units to these trees and perform an anboareal ambush"
      "The process is very slow but collaBOARation of Arkantos and Ajax is very strong"

    • @bigbroarivus
      @bigbroarivus หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Grant pun is a pig performance, it is never boaring and very bacon.

    • @kaygirl10101
      @kaygirl10101 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "I need to pig up the pace a bit"

    • @Veellinn
      @Veellinn หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "Send Circe back to HOGwarts."

    • @masonhart6003
      @masonhart6003 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      "It is a porcine of things to come"

  • @purpleblah2
    @purpleblah2 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Chiron: *Nobly sacrifices himself to buy time for the others*
    Grant: "Oh good he's finally gone."

  • @prysthaea7735
    @prysthaea7735 หลายเดือนก่อน +951

    I absolutely love how unreasonable you are with your challenge rules.
    Any sane person trying a challenge like this would be less strict. "AOM without gods" sounds like you're saying no myth units or god powers, which would be a fairly difficult but manageable. Maybe some people would go a step further and say "no spending favor", which locks you out of a lot of your kit especially without fortress-tech (which includes the Mythic age upgrade itself in Retold), making a lot of missions very difficult.
    Doing all of that, and also saying *_no advancing in Age ever???_* Thats absurd. Who would do that? Who would _think_ that??
    Giant Grant Games. That's who.

    • @saganweeks7017
      @saganweeks7017 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      apparently me too since i was considering doing this exact challenge if Grant didn't lmao and that was one of the first things i realized would be required in a True Atheist playthrough (since you have to *pick gods* each time you advanced

    • @CrazynToughKiwi
      @CrazynToughKiwi หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      He could have made it even worse, and disavowed priests, for being priests. Plus they chuck magic balls of light, which also isn't very atheist.

    • @Eloryan
      @Eloryan หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@CrazynToughKiwi That's fairly true ! Damn

    • @eadbert1935
      @eadbert1935 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@CrazynToughKiwi if you wanna be that technical, most greek heroes have their power directly from the gods, so for example odysseus would've been illegal as well if we're that technical.

    • @grugglethegreat8172
      @grugglethegreat8172 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not even trying on titan though ? Come on

  • @FrostAskar2332
    @FrostAskar2332 หลายเดือนก่อน +869

    So... This is the actual "What is a god to a non-believer?"

    • @drizzmatec
      @drizzmatec หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      The ultimate "Checkmate theist!"

    • @LDSG_A_Team
      @LDSG_A_Team หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      "Do you believe now?"

    • @bafrali5561
      @bafrali5561 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@LDSG_A_Team huh huh. So cool

    • @alphadios2003
      @alphadios2003 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I see that TFS zone of influence reaches even this far.

    • @BekindBekbek
      @BekindBekbek หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      a piece of cheese it seems)

  • @BierBart12
    @BierBart12 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    This is the story of Arkantos, a crazed warlord leading droves of equally delusional raiders against actual, tangible gods in order to disprove their existence.. and winning

    • @iamagreatape9576
      @iamagreatape9576 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      bro disproved gods existence by killing them.

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Arkantos decides to prove Atheism by killing the gods so that none remain to disprove it.

    • @alexlewis5365
      @alexlewis5365 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They took inspiration from a group of undercover klingons

  • @lemonke8132
    @lemonke8132 หลายเดือนก่อน +446

    I like how it's an atheist fighting densely packed hordes of mythical beasts
    Bro is so in denial

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      "I'm sure there's a perfectly logical scientific explanation for all this!"

    • @dodojesus4529
      @dodojesus4529 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      Atheist doesnt mean a denial of the supernatural.

    • @hypermaeonyx4969
      @hypermaeonyx4969 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

      More like the indomitable human spirit trying to win without the help of fickle gods.

    • @Argusthecat
      @Argusthecat หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      "I'm an atheist because I don't believe that the gods can withstand THIS AXE."

    • @igor_kossov
      @igor_kossov หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      "The world's most determined atheist"

  • @lasselen9448
    @lasselen9448 หลายเดือนก่อน +355

    Ok, I didn't see the "can't tech up" limitation coming. Ouch.
    Great job as usual! This is the kind of challenge run I'm here for.

    • @w.werion4801
      @w.werion4801 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You could have just said that you enjoy seeing people suffer😂

  • @MagWasMinimal
    @MagWasMinimal หลายเดือนก่อน +242

    "My enmpire has gods watching over it!"
    "Mine have reddit atheists!"
    "Oh no"

  • @Nechtan13
    @Nechtan13 หลายเดือนก่อน +146

    Gargarensis: what is a man to a god?
    Ajax: Dunno, what is a god TO A NON-BELIEVER?!?!
    AJAX... SHIELD SMASHHHHH!!!!
    Gargarensis: Awww, how cute! He named iOH, SHI--

    • @TheMagicRat933
      @TheMagicRat933 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      DBZA reference?

    • @devilpistons1269
      @devilpistons1269 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Tassadajax: "Here comes the Anti-Gargarentrithor!"
      "OH SHI-"

  • @chrisjackson1215
    @chrisjackson1215 หลายเดือนก่อน +695

    There's one thing Grant didn't account for: The God of Strategy is the one controlling the units. Challenge failed.

    • @MarinaInChains
      @MarinaInChains หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      and RNGesus pulling the strings

    • @Dishonest89
      @Dishonest89 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Athena doing all the work in the group project

    • @timotheebrasseur6188
      @timotheebrasseur6188 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      GiantGodGames

    • @christianweibrecht6555
      @christianweibrecht6555 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Well the atheist messiah turned his self into a pickle

  • @KnoxZone
    @KnoxZone หลายเดือนก่อน +349

    Winning without myth powers is doable. Winning without myth units and upgrades would be hard.
    But winning without advancing the ages or being able to build fortresses!?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I'd say winning without myth units, mythological upgrades and god powers is a pretty good challenge.

    • @TARDISES
      @TARDISES หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Some people are just built different, I guess.
      Also, wasn't expecting a Tio glare to show up as a pfp.

    • @BravoHalcyon
      @BravoHalcyon หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This is the same man who in his deathless runs, made sure units didn't even die in CUTSCENES

  • @letterofthelaw2567
    @letterofthelaw2567 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "In this moment, I am Euphoric, not because of any phony Zeus' blessing, but because I am enlightened by me own prostagma."

  • @benignsentient6772
    @benignsentient6772 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    I only have to go to my local machine shop to see a bunch of bearded short burly men hauling around big mallets working on artifice to safely say dwarves are real.

  • @thatonewolfguy
    @thatonewolfguy หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    "You can't make combat units until you reach Age 2"
    *laughs in Norse*

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      *laughs in Archaic age unit nerfs*

  • @paleo-bites-podcast
    @paleo-bites-podcast หลายเดือนก่อน +114

    "Old Friends is next, and it is a poor sign (porsine) of things to come."
    Brilliant.

    • @paleo-bites-podcast
      @paleo-bites-podcast หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Omg, I paused the video to make this comment and just heard the rest of that bit. Goddamn, that was a lot of pig puns, bahahaha. Really hammed it up there!

    • @w.werion4801
      @w.werion4801 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@paleo-bites-podcastexplaining jokes....do you really have to give piggy back rides to everyone on the internet...pffffff

    • @christopherearth9714
      @christopherearth9714 หลายเดือนก่อน

      very ham-fisted approach, in my opinion

    • @dojelnotmyrealname4018
      @dojelnotmyrealname4018 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love how there's a boar pun counter with 0 explanation.

  • @grogmadman522
    @grogmadman522 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Does he always hits his stride so much sir ?"
    "Once he starts playing norse, he cant stop hitting his stride"
    Great boar puns too

  • @redwings13400
    @redwings13400 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    12:47 Speaking as someone who's playing through the campaign right now for the first time, I can confirm that I did notice that underground passage upgrade and felt very clever about using it! Good game design.
    Also, geez, this is ridiculous. I got through the first five levels on titan before I gave up and went down to hard (with no restrictions). Playing this as an atheist is insane. Well done!

  • @synonymdave
    @synonymdave หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    No gods? Next he‘s gonna unite Terra with his group of scientific super humans.

    • @gearingisez
      @gearingisez หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And then Erebus will ruin everything

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@gearingisez F EREBUS (no, not the Hellenic Underworld)

    • @TheRewasder97
      @TheRewasder97 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      But guys, remember, Magnus did nothing wrong.

    • @Dinonumber
      @Dinonumber หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Grant will avoid the whole issue by doing an "Imperium of Man with no Space Marines" challenge

  • @LaigledeMeaux
    @LaigledeMeaux หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    You've allways been a good writer for these videos, but good God man, this one is next level. I was laughing my ass off the entire video.

  • @GenarelGuy
    @GenarelGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    "It takes me over five minutes straight of hacking away at the trojan gate to *finally* break it.."
    Remembering that trojan is also a brand name at the perfect moment.

  • @GoodOleDFT
    @GoodOleDFT หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    You know, at first I expected no god powers and no myth units... this is way beyond that. Not using favor, no temples, and no age advancement is not atheism, Grant - it's liking pain so much that you go from intended atheism straight into worshipping the Cenobites. 😅 For real, that was probably one of the most insane challenges I've seen you complete, so kudos to that.

  • @Skippinnfliplin
    @Skippinnfliplin หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    >be Giant Grant
    >play game
    >doesnt use giants
    >says he doesnt believe they are real
    >atheist moment

  • @CallMeMimi27
    @CallMeMimi27 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    "some of you may die, but its a sacrifice im willing to make" GGG against the avatar of poseidon.

  • @michaelrobertson4298
    @michaelrobertson4298 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    "Gods are for the weak. I am not weak."
    -GiantGrantGames, probably

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

    You can probably call this run, “Can you beat AoM as a Good Puritan Boy?” and keep the same rule set
    Joking aside, I love how since we all know that it would be mentally impossible to do this deathless, he was able to come up with a new kind of challenge that is 50% less infuriating.

    • @andredepadua8799
      @andredepadua8799 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Monotheist challenge: You can use only one god and their myth unit(s), techs, god power and etc. Do I age up or use Minotaurs? Do I research Sacred Cats or Flood of the Nile? Is the Dwarven Forge worth not having access to myth units?

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@andredepadua8799 That would be an interesting Intermediate challenge to do. Another one I was thinking of was Miracle only/Catholic run where you can only use starting powers you are given (no Mythical Creatures of course)

    • @orionstokesweiss2344
      @orionstokesweiss2344 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I know of 2-3 dofferent creators who have done it or are doing it deathless

    • @ariaran4249
      @ariaran4249 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It can be done, its not impossible even with hard difficulty.

    • @totallynotavoyeur6977
      @totallynotavoyeur6977 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There's a thread buried somewhere in Grant's Discord where me and a couple others (but mostly a couple others my contribution was small) actually planned out the entire run and executed it piece by piece

  • @adrgs12
    @adrgs12 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Bro looked at a roided up statue personally powered by a god, picked up a stick and said "Nah, i'd win"... great video Grant!

  • @manolgeorgiev9664
    @manolgeorgiev9664 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    40:05 Here we go, Grant's hittin' his stride now!

  • @RaspbrylZ
    @RaspbrylZ หลายเดือนก่อน +190

    Hey Dwarfism is a real thing that real people have lived experience of so I think its fair to call them non-mythical.

    • @drizzmatec
      @drizzmatec หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Are they dwarves? Or are they short and hairy black elves?

    • @royasturias1784
      @royasturias1784 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@drizzmatec SHORT?

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      Real life dwarfism doesn't make you mine gold faster tho, only mythical dwarves

    • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
      @directrulefromgamerchair3947 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@davisdf3064 unless you're peter dinklege

    • @MrMrtvozornik
      @MrMrtvozornik หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @@davisdf3064 Sure it does, simply explained as your own kind making you pariahs and let's say "loosening the work ethic laws" make a certain group "gather resources" faster at the expense of life expectancy of another group. They yearn for the mines.

  • @Forevertoss
    @Forevertoss หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    I saw this pop up in my feed, and all I could think was, "Yes Grant! Yes!"

  • @darko8959
    @darko8959 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    On the one hand, it is always a treat to watch Grants challenges and see how he manages to beat seemingly impossible odds (and at times actually impossible odds until it turns out that between the game and Grants tenacity the game breaks first).
    On the other hand, it does make me feel bad about my skill or rather lack of skill in comparison.

  • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
    @justanothercommenterwithan9089 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Was so excited to see a new challenge run from you, still rewatch all your sc and wc3 runs constantly.

  • @1skorn
    @1skorn หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Grant, you are a trully mad man. Love it

  • @sic9731
    @sic9731 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Now that we have these reinforcements, it's time to get a Aga-move on."
    God tier pun

  • @TheRealHungryHobo
    @TheRealHungryHobo หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    My facts don't care about your phoenix.

  • @thegrayghoul4638
    @thegrayghoul4638 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Its cool to see genuinely good content for an old rather niche game I grew up playing as a kid. This video was hilarious.

  • @vaniellys
    @vaniellys หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    A new AoM video from Grant ? What a perfect way to start my day !

  • @Dreamer7Gaming
    @Dreamer7Gaming หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It is a shame I can only like a video once, so here, have a comment! Simply amazing work, filled me up with nostalgia and that warm fuzzy feeling of inspiration. Simply Wonder(less)-ful!

  • @Randicore
    @Randicore หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That was impressive. My hat is off to you for this insane feat

  • @oppressedgamer5599
    @oppressedgamer5599 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yet another masterpiece from Grant! I'm so glad I stumbled on this channel a couple years ago

  • @cooperross9495
    @cooperross9495 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    At the conclusion of his epic quest, Arkantos was rewarded by being made a god in his own right...the god of atheism.

    • @Rws4Life
      @Rws4Life หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They turned Arkantos into Dawkins. Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @user-et3xn2jm1u
    @user-et3xn2jm1u หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I listened to the first half of this while I took a nap and I gotta say, your narration is really great! I knew exactly what was going on even without seeing the screen.

  • @KaelDraykose
    @KaelDraykose หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Insane challenge run like always Grant! Great job!

  • @zekenotech
    @zekenotech 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ah yes, the Emperor of Mankind Playthrough

  • @DENIS_Biomech
    @DENIS_Biomech หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    5:33 "But the Trojans will never come hard again" I see what you did there 😂😂😂

  • @alexandergunn6484
    @alexandergunn6484 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'rely entirely on tactics, strategy and cleverness to survive' - The Odysseus Method of warfare

  • @Navifaerie64
    @Navifaerie64 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    A "porcine" of things to come? I see what you did there, and I like it.

  • @boi8328
    @boi8328 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT WINS AGAIN

  • @RancorSnp
    @RancorSnp หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Honestly, Retold Titan really made sure that just because mission is "no build" doesn't mean it's "no difficulty" I had lost no build segments just as often as the proper macro missions, if not more (well, end of greek campaign is pretty easy, but others actually require some proper micro(

  • @clairespivak2953
    @clairespivak2953 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The level of strategy in this blows my mind!! So great to see AOM get this kind of attention

  • @expepem189xl3
    @expepem189xl3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I was thinking that this boar calamburs are cool, but not so funny, byt hogwards killed me, thank you for your sense of humor Grant. It was perfect ammount of calamburs.

  • @DaMoniable
    @DaMoniable 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    To fit the theme of this play through, i think there is only a singular 'god' that would fit this perfectly, and that is, arguably, the best god in myth.
    Crom.
    Crom does nothing. He wants nothing to do with you, and could care less if you worship him or not. Crom only cares about one thing, and that is your own personal strength. And even when you impress him, he will still do nothing for you.

    • @metal_pipe9764
      @metal_pipe9764 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Which religion?

    • @DaMoniable
      @DaMoniable 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@metal_pipe9764 Crom is a god from the Conan the Barbarian universe, and is the god that Conan worships. Hes a total bad ass in the stories and such. I think the only contribution to human kind that Crom has given only comes from when Crom was still mortal. Supposedly it was through Croms conquests of the lands that the method to make steel was discovered.

  • @ondrejmrazek8209
    @ondrejmrazek8209 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Realy funny and creative concept. Realy interesting challenge run.

  • @mrmikaal1433
    @mrmikaal1433 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Book that room in the insane asylum grant, i wouldve allowed aging up atleast but you had to go the extra mile. Respect 💪

  • @McGeifer
    @McGeifer หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Grant just absolutely loves to suffer and I like to watch him doing so :D

  • @windos9148
    @windos9148 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    “Yes”
    - The Man Emperor of Mankind

  • @magnusm4
    @magnusm4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    You would cripple yourself against the mighty powers of the gods?
    Nerd: Sounds more like a skill issue to me.
    But the gods can summon pests, raise civilizations from nothing and shoot lightning from their fingers-
    Dr Membrane decapitating the ocean across the world: *_NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!_*

  • @phiter
    @phiter หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The priests deal divine damage when attacking Myth units. Explain that, atheist.

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can’t wait to see how you pull off Titans as an atheist. Mount Olympus would be fascinating!

  • @Gigomecha
    @Gigomecha หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just finished my Titan playthrough of all the campaigns last week! Awesome to see you still giving love to this gem of a game, Grant.

  • @CrazyMattLine
    @CrazyMattLine หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Only two more campaigns to go... untill Immortal Pillars!
    Seriously though, i'm really happy you're branching out from Starcraft!

    • @Blazieth
      @Blazieth หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I will say, there is a reason he stopped with War of the Trident. The Titans campaign is straight up not possible as an Atheist - there are multiple mission objectives that break these various rules that you _cannot_ get around short of potential buggy mission-skip cheeses that I don't know about.

    • @CrazyMattLine
      @CrazyMattLine หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Blazieth
      You would have to compromise on the stuff that's simply required to finish the mission.
      A Lost People has no deity stuff already enforced.
      Atlantis Reborn would be *hard* since you're restriced to Archaic, but could probably be cheesed.
      Greetings From Greece would be brutal but doesn't technically *require* the plenty vaults.
      Odin's Tower would be impossibe since you cant use Time Shift or Wonder Deconstruct, but arguably the actual mission itself doesn't require any god stuff untill then.
      Betrayal at Sikyos would be the usual Priest Spam, but requires you to compromise with Rocs.
      Cerberus can done without the Guardian.
      Rampage is doable, even without Folstag, and it's essentially impossible to last long enough to summon Nidhogg anyway.
      Making Amends requires no god stuff unless we're counting Lush.
      Atlantis betrayed requires no god stuff period. Don't even need the Sky Passages.
      War of the Titans depends on whether they patched it to make Kronos unkillable by normal means. If they haven't you don't need Gaia.
      EDIT: Mount Olympus is probably doable but would be an absolute slog.

  • @glennbob5093
    @glennbob5093 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Another great video, I love all your challenge runs. I love how this sort of built the story of waves of normal men fighting against impossible odds and winning in defiance of the gods. Kind of like the Imperial Gaurd in 40k.

  • @zaxtonhong3958
    @zaxtonhong3958 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    3:11
    It's ok, in mission 3, you start in the archaic age on the LEFT

  • @ceremonious_houseplant
    @ceremonious_houseplant หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    39:25 Norse villagers just happen to have shorter statures, astounding amounts of hair, and prefers to be paid in gold coins rather than raw steaks. I think that's totally reasonable. The devs are just being meanies by calling them dwarves.

  • @danri4244
    @danri4244 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can't wait to see more Age of Mythology content! But also since they just dropped the Warcraft 1 and 2 remastered you should do some challenge runs for those too if you are able!

  • @kevinmerrick
    @kevinmerrick หลายเดือนก่อน +58

    The Trojans really should've researched extended thermal lance

    • @BaufenBeast
      @BaufenBeast หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      "Can You Beat Age of Mythology when the enemy colossi are supplied by the Protoss?"

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier หลายเดือนก่อน

      War of the Worlds would have been even more impossible with Bronze Age tech, well, I guess it would have been the same amount of impossible.

  • @fivelike11
    @fivelike11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    local news: local atheist proves there is, in fact, no gods.

  • @Agall0ch
    @Agall0ch หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    At first I thought okay this doesn't sound as bad some of the other challenge runs on this channel until he mentioned no aging up LOL

  • @skl-1371
    @skl-1371 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Amazing run & a true triple G quality video, deathless is what I expected & knew it couldn't happen when the first video you released featuring the game but with this, I'm more than happy, yet another RTS beaten in true challenge run. I wonder "who" is next!?.

  • @jaymathew
    @jaymathew หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    You can cheese the final boss with a catapult positioned just out of it's tether range, I used the gate just south east of. Or if you're a micro god, you can cheese with archers on two sides; when he gets to one side retreat until he walks to the other.

  • @rudelwolf1591
    @rudelwolf1591 วันที่ผ่านมา

    oh damn, that ending had me rolling with laughter. nice job! :D

  • @nyte9463
    @nyte9463 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Imagine being an Atheist when an actual god decimates your armies.

    • @SpaceJawa
      @SpaceJawa หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      "That proves nothing!"

    • @brianfhunter
      @brianfhunter หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Something like the Dwemers in Elders scroll... they KNOW that gods exist, refuse to worship any and even mock them... they literally prank one, Azura if im not mistaken.

    • @NicCagetheDickMage
      @NicCagetheDickMage หลายเดือนก่อน

      i imagine in a world where you can see the gods in front of your face being an atheist means that you see gods as problem that must be "fixed"

    • @madmantheepic7278
      @madmantheepic7278 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      “Huh, must be really bad weather”

    • @timotheebrasseur6188
      @timotheebrasseur6188 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Son of Osiris zaps an entire army :
      "must have been the wind"

  • @BigFloofer
    @BigFloofer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    27:14 "But Zeus wal loose (Leus) and I had no control over the situation" Sums up Greek/Roman lore pretty well.

  • @RondallaScores
    @RondallaScores หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    You know, when being poseidon, he gives you a hippocampus for free, so you're screwed.

    • @theowlogram888
      @theowlogram888 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can just delete the hippocampus whenever it spawns

  • @Bremgor
    @Bremgor หลายเดือนก่อน

    You are a man of focus, commitment and sheer frigging will !

  • @MiltiadesSpyrou
    @MiltiadesSpyrou หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    27:10. Zeus was loose, there was nothing anyone could do.

  • @LiamBearr90
    @LiamBearr90 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You just inspired me to play this masterpiece again. Earned yourself a sub, my guy. Great video, thanks! 😁

  • @Avendros
    @Avendros หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    GGG be like: "The gimmich of Age of Mythology is god worship and mythical powers, the big difference between it and other RTS. Let's not use that."

    • @RoyalFusilier
      @RoyalFusilier หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fat Scout from TF2 energy.

    • @GoodOleDFT
      @GoodOleDFT หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@RoyalFusilier Except Fat Scout is at least viable in most maps and scenarios.

  • @RafaelRodriguez-sg5ss
    @RafaelRodriguez-sg5ss หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What a great video ❤ now you have to make one for Atlantis, The Golden Gift and Reginleif’s rally 😂

  • @frostfire4871
    @frostfire4871 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    a new main channel video?
    "LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!"!!!

  • @20xd6
    @20xd6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I loved the pig puns, Grant. Never change!

  • @Danund81
    @Danund81 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh my god you absolute MAD LAD

  • @Exhalted1
    @Exhalted1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is singlehandedly the most creative and entertaining aom content I've ever watched

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Age of Science.

  • @f.ah.c2114
    @f.ah.c2114 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Absolutely and batshit unhinged. Exactly what I suscribed for... Now do it deathless!

  • @EvelynNdenial
    @EvelynNdenial หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "you see, poseidon has a preset kill-limit. knowing his weakness i sent wave after wave of my own men at him, until he reached his limit and shut down. Jason! show them the medal i won." -Arcantos

  • @barneybetsington7501
    @barneybetsington7501 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very nice. Thank you for the upload.

  • @cloud_and_proud
    @cloud_and_proud หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    56:00 you're playing as Zeus in this mission, who gives Infantry a big bonus to destroying buildings, which seems like it'd be really useful for clearing out the enemy fortifications. I know you're not supposed to use the power of the gods, but you have this bonus whether you like it or not right?