Those first couple.of races just showcase the beautiful innocence of a new player stepping in to the online MKW world. Confused out of their mind as to why they are constantly losing, and why the entire room is filled with Funky Kongs and a couple of Princesses and Babies. Truely makes one remember how tryhard MKW's wifi environment is.
As much as the term tryhard is cringe in itself, that describes it perfectly. Same with how I remember the smash community being. Final destination only, no items, no fun.
@@Otakupatriot117 Games like Smash Bros and Mario Kart are at there best when you fully embrace all the wackiness. Sure, you might not be able to accurately determine who the most "skilled" player is, but does that really matter if you're all having fun? I will take losing to a bob-omb or a lucky home run bat hit over a "frame perfect tipper into forward air up b" any day
I was Little Z in this room. I think it’s funny I was the first American he shouted out, I was super confused why there was a toad standard kart in the room. I actually watched Poof back in the day but I never realized it was him
9:26 If you didn't know Poofesure, that is called a target shock. The definition is when someone looks at the mini map to see where you are and then purposely shocks you off into the void by looking on the mini map where to see where you are, so they can catch up to you more easily.
I could not stop laughing at 8:09. Kaden just sending it into space and Poof getting run over by a second mega mushroom who also drives off into the stratosphere. All the while, Poof is trying so hard to keep it on the track
“Maybe the game knows I suck or something” Hmm, if only there were some tangible way to determine a player’s skill, maybe something like, oh I don’t know, a virtual ranking.
@@rerewewrwrwrw You just type in a custom DNS in the settings, and click the user agreement. It will show something with Wiimmfi, and you just insert the disc, and you're good!
@@SSJoby funky kong has a speed stat of +6. when combined with the flame runner, it is the second fastest vehicle in the game. the fastest is a kart so it lacks inside drift and wheelies, making it unviable on most courses
@@MakenaForest Funky has a speed stat of +4, and the sneakster, sprinter, flame flyer, spear, and jetsetter are all faster, but yeah Funky+Flame Runner is the best combo
Theorists on their way to explain why the item cap is taken up already because the bill is in use or held the shock is cooled down or held three stars are in use or held and 2 goldens are in use or held
If Poofesure continues to play this game online and learns the meta of this game, I wonder if he’ll start trying to use the Bullet Bike with Toad instead to keep the Toad consistency.
the issue isnt him needing to use an inside drift bike as much as him just not using straight up wack combos he'd probably do just fine in a mini beast considering its faster and has much more mini turbo
@@AZ-dd2wg You have to shake the remote (or use whatever other method you use to do a stunt on a given controller) right as the POW goes off. You’ll still lose your item and spin once, but you’re able to keep moving, in comparison to just being stopped like when you don’t
Considering how awful he is at the game and that he's using a kart, he actually did better than I expected (at least in the second room with 4k vr players, he wouldn't have gotten better than 10th in the 9k vr room)
4:40 the reason why you cant find a bullet is because someone is holding the bullet and someone else is holding the shock, there can only be 1 of each and since the lobby is so try hard they are holding their items for lap 2 or 3 LOL
toad surrounded by all the funky kongs has the same energy as that picture of the little white girl sitting on the couch with a group of large black men standing behind her
The reason why everyone is that “donkey kong” character with the bike is because he’s the best character in this game. Funky Kong + the Flame runner = the best combo in mario kart wii
15:58 “Do I drive differently-“ *Y E S* But for real try using a nunchuk, drift basically all the time (to some degree), and like hold the item button when you get bananas or shells
it's not funky kong and daisy, it's flame runner and mach bike specifically. outside of time trials, it really doesn't matter what character you use. it is 100% about which vehicle you pick.
The character doesn’t make much of a difference. It’s about the vehicle. Funky Kong is only slightly faster than Bowser but Bowser has the weight and drift advantage.
@@tristenkaluzny1689 he could be using a VPN Speaking of VPNs heres are sponsor Nord Shark Gamer VPN you can change where you live while playing online games... thats it...
Everyone is talking about Bandana Donkey Kong, but also he should be doing more "tricks". Everytime you go airborne, even if it's just a little bit, shake the Wii remote. It can't hurt to try
Everyone plays funky long because he has a speed boost and is a heavyweight character. You've grown so much and now theres strategy in this game somehow.
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im amazed i didnt do better
Wohoo
why
lol
Sure why not
wiiception
You know it’s Mario Kart Wii Online when everyone is Funky Kong
It's on like Funky Kong
You mean Donkey Kong with a bandana?
I wonder why funky kong isn’t in MK8
@Security Oli I can confirm.
The funky mode is eternal
Funky Kong: exists
Literally only Poofesure: “ghetto biker donkey kong”
He's not wrong. Trust me, he's not the only one that thinks of Funky Kong that way.
@@JimmyFantage I think of Funky as a heavyweight male Daisy
Not him calling funky king ghetto thou
GHETTO KONG
ghetto kong
“Why do I keep getting bad placements?”
*Playing a kart against a room full of Funky Kong Flame Runners*
What’s the reason for people wearing Funky Kongs
@@SSJoby funky kong + flame runner = brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
@@SSJoby funky Kong is the fastest heavyweight and the flame runner is the best vehicle as it’s fast, heavy, inside drift, and a great drift stat.
Nah just standard kart
and that one jetsetter in the first race
Those first couple.of races just showcase the beautiful innocence of a new player stepping in to the online MKW world. Confused out of their mind as to why they are constantly losing, and why the entire room is filled with Funky Kongs and a couple of Princesses and Babies. Truely makes one remember how tryhard MKW's wifi environment is.
i was the jetsetter in the first few races of the vid lmao
never abandoning my fast car, i love it
As much as the term tryhard is cringe in itself, that describes it perfectly. Same with how I remember the smash community being. Final destination only, no items, no fun.
@@Otakupatriot117 smash community has gotten worse somehow
@@Otakupatriot117 Games like Smash Bros and Mario Kart are at there best when you fully embrace all the wackiness. Sure, you might not be able to accurately determine who the most "skilled" player is, but does that really matter if you're all having fun? I will take losing to a bob-omb or a lucky home run bat hit over a "frame perfect tipper into forward air up b" any day
@@wildvolt What was ur name? Apparently I’m blind and can’t find it lol
Poofesure: “okay 6th place, As long as I’m not last.”
*immediately gets back in last place*
this is so funny XD!
That's Mario kart for ya.
@Spatza bro im trying to play halo mcc
Yeah that’s the joke
I know, I was dying. I went right for the comments to see if anyone called him out on it 😂
Nobody spoil this mans innocence as to why everyone is playing ghetto Kong , it is adorable
Or daisy
Feck Daisy
Ya rip him
Wait why is everyone playing as him- TELL ME
Well somebody already did
"I bet I could beat the Americans"
- Proofesure
Japan in World War II:
@@joshmgym7588 YES AHA
Funny
I think Poof is too self-confident in himself
I was Little Z in this room. I think it’s funny I was the first American he shouted out, I was super confused why there was a toad standard kart in the room. I actually watched Poof back in the day but I never realized it was him
9:26 If you didn't know Poofesure, that is called a target shock. The definition is when someone looks at the mini map to see where you are and then purposely shocks you off into the void by looking on the mini map where to see where you are, so they can catch up to you more easily.
I never thought the cpu's would shock him purposely into that gap.
It was Dry Bones who did it
They sure want the world to BURN
I can just imagine the other players:
*“Lol what loser is using Toad in dead last?”*
"They're even using the standard kart lol"
"Couldn't be me right other funky kongs??"
@Spatza are you on the wrong thread?
@Spatza what
@Spatza are u on drugs bruv?
This video would give TWD98 a panic attack
Ong
I don't even play MKW competitively, but this was hard to watch
Can we please get him to watch this somehow lmao
a crossover is going to happen. It has to.
Right now I’m just waiting for him to comment
“Why is everyone using the bandana donkey kong?”
... *H e d o e s n ‘ t k n o w*
Shhh, let's keep it that way
I don’t get it.
@@MrEWhiteYT that bike being the flame runner
Spear is faster but the drift stat doesn’t make it see any play really online
NO ONE TELL HIM
"Why is everyone playing as ghetto Donkey Kong with a bandana?" made me laugh way too hard.
"I have two Wiis.. meaning I have a weewee"
*we're dealing with a genius here, folks*
😂 even starts with a yellow teardrop shaped cursor.
Sorry. 🤣😂
Asher and Co. ur not funny
I laughed the first time I heard him say that. I'm immature. 😂
here's a secret, he weewee is smaller than my bun
I feel like Poofesure is what you picture when you talk about people who rage online
Him and FlightReacts
@@midcardmichael ayy!
@@midcardmichael Troydan > flight
@@arthurcooperman3106 I love Troydan
And Faze Jev
At this rate, there will be a TWD98 and Poofesure collaboration.
look now
Poof: uses a bad character kart combination, barely drifts, never tricks, and has no idea what he's doing.
Also poof: these guys must be cheating
Y E S
😂😂😂
And he uses tilt controls
@@jaygerb0mb * i'M uSiNg tILt cOntRoLs! *
@maddy likes sloths ya u can play w the nunchuck it’s much easier. i didn’t know that as a kid either lol
“I have two Wii’s meaning I have a Wii Wii” 🤣
Couldn’t have said it better myself
I could not stop laughing at 8:09. Kaden just sending it into space and Poof getting run over by a second mega mushroom who also drives off into the stratosphere. All the while, Poof is trying so hard to keep it on the track
Great description
That was hilarious XD
Jimbob threw away his chances at victory solely to fuck with a guy who already had no chance of winning in his lightweight kart. Respect.
I cant stop laughing when I see that part 😂😂
“Maybe the game knows I suck or something”
Hmm, if only there were some tangible way to determine a player’s skill, maybe something like, oh I don’t know, a virtual ranking.
Lol
I like how he bought a homebrewed wii to do something you can do without homebrew.
How?
@@rerewewrwrwrw what console do you have Wii or Wii U?
@@willevensen7130 Wii. I already have homebrew set up, I'm just curious as to how you can do it without, for friends.
@@rerewewrwrwrw You just type in a custom DNS in the settings, and click the user agreement. It will show something with Wiimmfi, and you just insert the disc, and you're good!
@@TheMasonfrom3R impressive! Thanks for letting me know
Not only is he a light weight, but also hes using a cart instead of a bike
Well it’s not like he knows how to do a wheelie anyway
@@7-BIT what’s the reason for people to wear Funky Kong
@@SSJoby funky kong has a speed stat of +6. when combined with the flame runner, it is the second fastest vehicle in the game. the fastest is a kart so it lacks inside drift and wheelies, making it unviable on most courses
@@MakenaForest Funky has a speed stat of +4, and the sneakster, sprinter, flame flyer, spear, and jetsetter are all faster, but yeah Funky+Flame Runner is the best combo
@@MakenaForest actually it’s +4
Poofesure: In Last Place
Mario Kart: Lets give this man a single mushroom
lmao underrated comment
Theorists on their way to explain why the item cap is taken up already because the bill is in use or held the shock is cooled down or held three stars are in use or held and 2 goldens are in use or held
Dude it’s funny cuz you can get a single mushroom all the way up in 2nd place
@@queenobamaii3736 I actually was lmfao
@Spatza what did anything we said have to do with your opinion? We weren’t even on that topic atheist.
If Poofesure continues to play this game online and learns the meta of this game, I wonder if he’ll start trying to use the Bullet Bike with Toad instead to keep the Toad consistency.
the issue isnt him needing to use an inside drift bike as much as him just not using straight up wack combos
he'd probably do just fine in a mini beast considering its faster and has much more mini turbo
@@wildvolt the dude doesn't drift enough to get use out of a high mini turbo stat
This man saw the future
5:52 ‘I’m 16 miles behind the closest fucking McDonald’s’
I love that 🤣😂
"Why is everyone Donkey Kong with a bandana?" Oh boi where should I start
Too late someone flabbed
@Spatza How dare you claiming Funky isn't real!
@@faby6879 lmao
you start by explaining the two different types of drift
im surprised he didnt come across more daisy's
Makes me want to dust off the wii watching these videos 🤣
Bro I still play my Wii most of the time bruh Mario and sonic 2012 olympics games is fire
@Oweenoween wait wtf
I did!
Ggs on 100k subs (:
@@FactorZ03 yeah i rember that i mostly was in the snowy town with the shops and stuff
I love how he still has yet to learn how to avoid a pow
Or do any trick
How do you actually avoid a pow,
@@AZ-dd2wg You have to shake the remote (or use whatever other method you use to do a stunt on a given controller) right as the POW goes off. You’ll still lose your item and spin once, but you’re able to keep moving, in comparison to just being stopped like when you don’t
Considering how awful he is at the game and that he's using a kart, he actually did better than I expected (at least in the second room with 4k vr players, he wouldn't have gotten better than 10th in the 9k vr room)
He's finding out what the other side of Mario Kart Wii is like...
Poof: Plays Mario kart Wii online
Japanese Funky Kong player: I’m gonna ruin this man’s whole career.
Hahaha woww soo funny!
@@joooanit0224 ikr 👉🙄👈
Japanese Bots 😂
Ghetto kong lol
What year are we in again? 2019? Why and how is the "I'm about to end this man's career." meme still alive?
"What map is this" had me so shocked, DK Mountain was my favorite map when I had double dash as a kid
The cruise ship was my favorite, the nostalgia hits hard thinking about Double Dash
"Why is everyone using donkey kong with a bandana?"
Funky Kong: *Allow me to introduce myself.*
8:31
"TOAD! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?"
Back to Earth obviously lmao
Make sense
"Ghetto kong" and daisy have the best speed statistics
it makes sense he played as toad, he kinda sounds like him when he screams💀💀
LMAO
His scream sounds like all his inner demons are trying to get out
11:57
@Spatza dude wtf, no one literally asked 🤡
Sounds like Toad hahahaha
he sounds like toad when he screams
4:40 the reason why you cant find a bullet is because someone is holding the bullet and someone else is holding the shock, there can only be 1 of each and since the lobby is so try hard they are holding their items for lap 2 or 3 LOL
😂
Oh they literally want the world to burn
1:02 Little Z: “Mario Kart Wii is one of my best games so this should be pretty easy”
the DK with the bandana on the bike is what the fanbase has come to know as the fastest charecter in game
This is a certified hood classic
Ayo the pizza is here
Damn son, where'd you find this?
What the dog doin?
AMONGUS
@@expired1232 SUS
As soon as I saw him surrounded by funky kongs on bikes I knew he was in danger
We need a Poof and TWD98 collab. It would be too powerful
8:40 did funky kong enter a black hole?
1:47 "Holy sh*t I'm not in last!"
*Proceeds to come last the next three games*
Everyone is funky Kong since he's a fast character.
And the flame runner is a fast bike
if u aren't funky ur daisy mach
Also the Funky Kong / Bowser Bike (Flame Runner) combo is beyond busted on every level.
@@Arcond The flame runner also has the best miniturbo and inside drift. Funky is also a heavy, so he doesnt lose in bump battles either.
@@declanlynch430 mach has better mini turbo that flame runner, people only use flame runner for the speed and weight it has over mach
9:14 " a good solder always follows orders"
Nobody spoil the mans noobiness in the game with the whole funky kong flame runner thing. I find it very funny
toad surrounded by all the funky kongs has the same energy as that picture of the little white girl sitting on the couch with a group of large black men standing behind her
💀💀💀💀
Probably the most underrated wii investor ever
This man has 1.8 million subs. He isn’t underrated.
@@7-BIT he doesn’t get a crazy amount of views tho
@@ItsTheGoatJackson he gets over 200k views each video. Again, not underrated.
@@7-BIT I don't think you know what "underrated" means
@@7-BIT underrated as in people who don’t watch people who play the wii or casual people don’t know him
The funny part is that everyone is playing as Funky Kong except for Toad who kept sitting in 12th
Quick Tip: I recommend shaking the wii remote up and down every time you hit a bump
Anyone want to teach Poof that Funky Kong with flame runner is the fastest?
TWD98 👀
Also tell him about CTGP
If you don’t pick either Mach Bike or Flamerunner with Daisy/Funky kong online and you aren’t pro then you’re fukt
Spear is the fastest but it can’t drift
@@givepaddytheemmy4535 luigis and rosies are also meta in some scenarios
The reason why everyone is that “donkey kong” character with the bike is because he’s the best character in this game. Funky Kong + the Flame runner = the best combo in mario kart wii
No its funky kong you 5 year okd bum
Are you saying I can no longer use my favorite combo of dry bones bullet bike quiet
Luigi and Daisy are front runners as the two other good characters other then Funky Kong
@@FBSnagle dunky kong
Rosa >> Luigi if we're talking "good"
He felt more emotions in this one video than he did in the rest of his TH-cam career
8:14 that was a hit and run if I’ve ever seen one.
The fact that he doesn’t know as much just makes this video so good
Poofsure: starts playing online
Funky kong with a flame runner: I am inevitable
Imagine if Poof and TWD98 did a video together...
Terrific idea lmao
3:48 I’m surprised he doesn’t know why their all playing funky Kong (If you didn’t know he has the fastest speed in the game)
3:07 There's that sweet sound I was waiting for
“If we have someone from Japan, I’m going to lose.”
The Germans probably said that 2 years into WWII
He said the same thing about us Canadians too lol
Hitler: Fuck, there’s an Italian on my team. Gg
octavia pfp
@@miigi-p4939 i see you’re one of culture as well
15:33 “Yeah I think we’re going to get 4th” *Green shelled* “WAAHHHHH”
15:58 “Do I drive differently-“
*Y E S*
But for real try using a nunchuk, drift basically all the time (to some degree), and like hold the item button when you get bananas or shells
TWD98 would have a stroke watching this 😂😂😂
Who would win in his 200cc KO tournament? TWD98 or Poofesure? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@j-man7737 is that a question 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@cb-stops2777 Nope. The question is, how fast can TWD98 lap Poofesure! 😂
I saw beef boss in one of TWD98's online rooms, I wonder if it was Poofesure 😭
@@ohgeeia me toooooo I was so confused
13:57 Top 10 Satisfying Moments in Anime
That was so clean
That was some TAS shit there man
I’m surprised he knew how to do that properly given the rest lol
is no one gonna talk about how funky kong yelled and then disappeared at 8:42 🧍🏽♀️
Lag
@@campbellblock3061 no I know it’s lag but it’s just funny 😭
1:11 Japan during the attack on Pearl Harbor.
Him wondering why everyone the same character and same bike. LOL
Poofesure: “ I think we’re going to get 4th and I think we’re gonna have to be happy about it”
Green Shell: Poor Choice of Words
No 11th place for u hehe
The fact he said "donkey Kong with a bandana" pains me
I wanna see him download CTGP and play some of the custom tracks lol
My wii table tennis career has made me almost
Shatter my wii remote: Correction, I have shattered a wii remote
Poofesure sure does a good Toad voice when he’s angrily screaming lol
all he said to me was "shut the fuck up Beef Boss"
"DO I DRIVE DIFFERENTLY?"
Yes. Slower.
Honestly impressive for wii wheelin it on the standard kart.
Now I want to see Poof vs Troy race .
He would get absolutely destroyed
Troy wheel jet setter 50cc
Poof funky flame 150cc
I’d still bet on Troy
@@Doshalot lol same
Maby he could try the beginner shortcut challenge
Spoiler Alert! he didn't, Troy shitted in him
When Poof rages he sounds like a Nerdy vers of Wildcat lmao
HE DOES ACTUALLY LMAOO
The abundance of Funky Kongs lets you know just what he’s in for
I used to think I was OK but this footage makes me feel like a sweat. He doesn’t do jump tricks which really costs him
Funky Kong and Daisy are the meta in this game, that’s why you are losing and you see those characters a lot
Baby characters koopa troopa and dry bones I usually see a fair amount of
dont matter if theyre meta and he can still barely turn for his life
it's not funky kong and daisy, it's flame runner and mach bike specifically. outside of time trials, it really doesn't matter what character you use. it is 100% about which vehicle you pick.
@@gamingpolice589 baby daisy and baby luigi are the best for mini weight
The character doesn’t make much of a difference. It’s about the vehicle. Funky Kong is only slightly faster than Bowser but Bowser has the weight and drift advantage.
“Maybe I can get Little Z.”
Ay imagine it was the actual little z (probably not tho)
@@webbymeppy3423 Little Z is Australian not American 😂
@@tristenkaluzny1689 he could be using a VPN
Speaking of VPNs heres are sponsor Nord Shark Gamer VPN you can change where you live while playing online games... thats it...
@@roykalager2360 Incredible, my life is complete
I was little z, I thought it was a fake poofesure at first
Poof: "I'm going to get 4th."
Random green shell: *"Are you sure about that?"*
Never stop doing these. I have been crying laughing binging these videos all day
Why is everyone Diddy kong with a bandana
Welcome to mariokart wii and all the funky kongs
funky kongs: olillilililliii!
As someone that’s been playing this game since 2010
This hurts to watch
Everyone is talking about Bandana Donkey Kong, but also he should be doing more "tricks". Everytime you go airborne, even if it's just a little bit, shake the Wii remote. It can't hurt to try
Oh it can. I lost count of how many times I tricked only to have too much speed to make the next turn and fell off.
As someone who watches TWD98 all the time, this is a new experience :)
I have never heard someone call funky kong "donkey kong" or "diddy kong". But yes, this is new
Same lol
He really said "I don't press the 2 button hard enough" looool
15:32 this will always get me 😭
The reason everyone is Funky Kong (or, quote: Donkey kong with a bandana) is because Funky Kong is one of the fastest characters in the game.
3:57 its meta, funky kong has the best stats for racing
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR ALMOST A YEAR 😁😁
Dude same
Everyone plays funky long because he has a speed boost and is a heavyweight character. You've grown so much and now theres strategy in this game somehow.
Ahhh the sweet sweet innocence of someone playing mk wii online for the first time
“If missing boxes was a sport”
*misses box
Love how confused he is as to why everyone is funky kong
"Whatever, Jimbo. Run me over, and then drive right off the map." Too funny!! :)
I love how when you look up “wii rage” his channel is the first thing that pops up. Lol
I tried and thats true
@@NeoCrash9 lol
Now he needs to play Mario Kart Wii CTGP-R.
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