Friends, comrades, fellow heroes of Azerim, I have some words of inspiration, and wisdom. Gather 'round, and let me regale you with a tale, a tale of determination, and prosperity... Long ago, there was a epic war. The Orcs, always trying to expand, had laid waste to any forces in their way, and had a head-on clash with the Goliaths of Skotlund, and with the most violent encounter of their expansionist campaign, the Orcs had been stopped, but the battle had yet to truly begin. All able-bodied Goliaths were called to action, and fought against the Orc with a burning fervor, and valiantly defended their home, but the Orcs kept coming. Many of our kind fell the Orcs, but we never stopped fighting! Outsiders told us it was a lost cause, but we didn't feel the same! We kept fighting, and they kept dying, so fought some more! They kept coming, we kept fighting, and they never came closer than a two day walk from us. By that time, the Orcs must've gone around, but no patrols scouted any signs of the Orcs, almost as if the Goliaths of Skotlund took out all of the Orcs. The lower lands praised the Knights of Wraith for pushing back the invasion, right as Skotlund was losing her men. Parades for the returning soldiers, while Skotlund mothers lost their children. So ferocious was the battle, that the Orcs had believed they stumbled across the gathering of the resistance leaders, but it was only us! The Goliaths of Skotlund that defeated the Orcs, and sent them, running for the pits of hell they belong in, and teaching the Orcs what it means to be afraid of what goes bump in the night!!! Before it was over, my grandfather, Flodger "Bloodface" Blodger, was finally given his orders. Eager to join the fray and defend his home from the invasion, his mother, my great grandmother, stopped him, just before the city gate. She told him how much he reminded her of his grandfather, marching towards the threat, never running afraid, headstrong in his abilities, even if sometimes to his detriment. She worried tirelessly but knew she wasn't going to stop him. So, never finding a better, more fitting moment than now, she called Clang Lerang, the blacksmith, and asked him to bring Flodger the commission she started, "Flodger's Greatest Ally." Clang could barely contain his excitement, as he came running forth. There, just before setting out on his first March to Action, Flodger was presented with a most stunning addition to his equipment. The handle made with wood from his family Sternoak his grandmother planted, the very same wood his father used to build the only home he'd ever known, Skotlund Steel for binding, and the finest of Veradun Enhanced weighted iron, from the very mines his grandfather worked, to craft the head. Every piece sourced from his history, and every inch a reminder of what he was fighting for, he was given this very hammer. You may all see my obsession as childish or Barbaric, but it's a different appreciation. This is the hammer that finally defeated the Orcs invading Skotlund, and ALL of Azerim! But more than that, this isn't just my grandfather's Hammer. This is his legacy. I'll admit, maybe I remembered wrong, but what good is a hammer that sits on a wall and gathers dust? This is what my grandfather would want: A Warhammer used for war! So friends, I don't know about you, but like my Grandfather before me, I'm marching towards the threat, and Kalothin, Lako-What's his name, like the Orcs before him, will learn to fear Flodger's Greatest Ally, and the Dickheads! FOR AZERIM!!!! Now let's go play water soccer...
I'd imagine old people role-playing about how they want to die or have a nice nap. Or they develop dementia, arthritis, and constantly fall asleep during a session. 😂
I wish, I wish, I wish they'd make it like they did in the older parts of the campaign where the guys got to mess around and it was more about their antics rather than the story.
2:10 Little does the team know... Baradun is casting a spell every night (sometimes more than once per night) but all it does is give himself a five minute foot massage. He got tired of hiking around with blisters and foot cramps long ago, so he invented this spell for his own personal use. But at this point he's only doing it specifically because he knows the mystery annoys the hell out of everybody else.
@@omega311888 He's actually casting "Mage Hand" because ever since that one wild surge where he grew taller his own hands just don't feel right anymore. 😂
1:44 I physically SCREAMED I was so excited for the big reveal and then Baradun just goes "doin' some magic lol" I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from this.
Actually, by the end of this campaign, you could probably do a montage of all the times Rowan has talked about rightfully owning the hammer and it would come out close to 10 minutes. He could even do a minute or so of extra talking if needed.
3:08 Oh, finally! I have been waiting for an amazingly-inspirational speech for such a long time. Please inspire all of us to greatness, Bodger! (Unpause)
Just wanted to drop a comment to say you guys are the reason I actually have something too look forward too on a Thursday ❤️ I wish the episodes were slightly longer but still thank you for everything you all do
I had a friend in high school who would roll against is left cupped hand so the dice would not fall off the table. If he didn't like the roll he would move his left hand to change the roll. Of course he became a lawyer.
I learned from an uncle to set up dice so they fall flat and you pretend to shake them inside your cupped hands. You essentially put them between your fingers and knock them to make noise, then drop it forwards so the dice barely move. The problem is that you can't do it too much or it becomes obvious.
Rowan after half the campaign is powering up his hammer, by far the most powerful non-mask item any of the characters have: 'This thing is pretty ****ing useless'.
@@gamernoob1471 Yea and I agree with Rowan here. Big problem with Berserker is the fact that you dont get extra attack as a part of going into rage. Here he not only cant use extra attack on first round but then would have to use one of his attack on the second round to get 1d4 extra dmg. In comparison path of the giant allows you to pick element as the part of the rage and changes whole dmg into elemental (which can be better because there is more resistance to normal dmg than to Thunder for example)
Exactly. Wasting an entire attack (usually around 15-20 damage), just to have 1d4 on any future attacks doesn't really make any sense in 95% of all fights. They just don't last long enough (in terms of rounds) for those D4 to add up high enough.
Rob seemed offended by the fact that Rowan didn't appreciate his efforts to make his hammer cooler with elemental damage by the types of giants he slayed.
Rowan seems to be a meta player.He wants the best thing possible rather than small things that can add up overtime.We’ve seen this behavior since the start pf the campaign No disrespect but I don’t like meta players.They are boring and not fun imo Also to clarify.There are fun meta players like adam for example that uses anything he can and have aswell as playing with flavour/roleplay in fun way whilst meta players like rowan want stuff and be strong without much effort and is like a one trick pony
@@FD-wl7xq Honestly, I don't know Rowan is even a meta player, since that implies he bothers to learn about game mechanics. He kinda just gets spoon-fed because he's the CEO. The amount of shit he gets away with from jumping off ships to eating Bob's bean to stealing Greg's giant kill to shamelessly asking for and getting free stuff breaks immersion. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far, he should have a permanent -50 to max hp by now. An entire story arc was to get him his hammer, many more are killing giants to 'weaken' Kelothac but in practice just to buff his hammer, and now he complains 'This thing is pretty ****ing useless'.
So much hate towards the inventor of fishlisch. Go watch the isolation games where he plays zazaa the wizard. Good use of spells & roleplay. Yes barb = a one trick pony rowan does bether as spellcaster.
Genuinely not that much his fault, he said he used it on an army of orcs and he did sort of shrug it off when Rob “asked are you sure they were orcs” but Rob decided it was a village dressed as orcs “for some reason” because schmargenrog was to far to possibly be hit as though there’s no chance there happened to be a roaming warband or a random invading orc army (like wraith had) just because meteor swarm range is only like a mile or two
@@Karthull Its not Adams fault, it 100% is Baraduns fault. People with guns know to only shoot if they can see their target, let alone High Sorcerer with his bloody meteor shamer, also would probably be aware of village in that general direction and where Shmargenrog is to know maybe she should not cast that shit
Bob sucks up the damage so that Baradun can cast those spells that do so much damage. If Bob wasn't there, there would be a higher chance that the baddies would target Baradun instead, causing him to die; the party should be thankful that Bob rolls so terribly.
@BitsOfEternity it’s not just Bob rolling bad, so many times when Rob rolls where the creature comes from or who it targets it rolls to Bob even though there should be an equal chance of it rolling to any of them
I think a scroll of animate object is going to fall out of the sky and land at my party's feet next time we play, lol. That green screen was hilarious.
I could totslly picture bodger making an Aragorn style speech about the hammer. "There may come a day, when people dont claim what is rightfully theirs, but this is not that day!"
Rowan was talking about elemental stuff only and yea he has to use two bonus actions to get this elemental power so only starting at round 3 he can use 3 attacks with extra 2.5dmg on hit
@@Karthull IDK, maybe it is another home rule. But the standard rule says: "If the point you choose is on an object you are holding or one that isn’t being worn or carried, the darkness emanates from the object and moves with it." Because it would be too imbalanced using a 2nd level spell, cast blindness on a creature without a saving throw for 10 minutes, and it can get rid of this using a spell of at least 3rd level.
Idk if it’s a homebrew rule or not but the balance part of it is that other people can’t see the creature either, in the past when they tried to attack something in darkness Rob would have them roll to see if they’re even attacking the right square before doing the normal attack roll
Man, I started to rewatch the series because I realised I forgot a bunch of shit. Only a hundred more episodes to go before I am all caught up again lol
Here's a question: What happened to Wotsit? I don't recall anything happening to Bob's "demon child" lol. Probably in the same place where Bodger's absorbed horror doll is 😅
Instead of captain planet, he becomes captain hammer. With these toes combined, i am captain hammer. Also this hammer is rightfully mine, my grandfather left it to me not my brother
1:23 I have to agree with Rowan, my grievance is it takes an action to activate the element which negates much appied results🤔 I see it as value with conserted elemental vulnerabilites but much of these engagements are being put to rest by Baradun long before Bodger gets the Value🤔
How fun it would be if Greg become a God and some randon adventure start to call him with the invocation spell and leave him be stock in same place for an hour.
Hmm.... if only there was a spell that GREG could do that would send this giant to another plain for 10 turns... BANISHMENT, but no. Funny how Greg knows the darkness spell with the rogue. I think Greg wanted to secretly be the rogue and Bob could have been the healer. The party would have died a long time ago with Bob's rolls as the healer.
@michaelcole7745 No you don’t understand, you don’t have to roll to hit when your healing so his low rolls would mean nothing it’s the perfect job for him
@Amomannyss true but while he has had damage rolls low 1s his low rolls are mostly on the d20, plus lots of heals are with d4+wisdom or whatever so the difference between a low and high roll isn’t as big as on the d20. Maybe I’m wrong but I swear he’d on average roll better
I was legit thinking of Rowan being the goalie. He can block the rocks from Gerrik and put in the ones from his team. If the boys get something like a 7 point advantage, they can probably spend a full round against his Whither form.
Calling it, Baradun is casting illusion magic at a higher level to create permanent illusions. He's building himself an permanent illusion army of something, for some purpose. Maybe a bunch of hims for the final battle so the enemy doesn't know the real him. But you heard it here folks. I actually had the idea a while ago, just thought I'd write it in a comment for posterity.
Give us a real life, 10 minute long speech about your grandfather's hammer. Then, make a 10 hour long video of it lol
Yes with Bodger grasping for words but finishes it with:
"But this hammer is rightfully mine!"
+1 asking lol :P
Is this grandfather's hammer 🛠 the grandfather's hammer 🛠 that is always in the well?
And then they should make it a song!
Friends, comrades, fellow heroes of Azerim, I have some words of inspiration, and wisdom. Gather 'round, and let me regale you with a tale, a tale of determination, and prosperity...
Long ago, there was a epic war. The Orcs, always trying to expand, had laid waste to any forces in their way, and had a head-on clash with the Goliaths of Skotlund, and with the most violent encounter of their expansionist campaign, the Orcs had been stopped, but the battle had yet to truly begin. All able-bodied Goliaths were called to action, and fought against the Orc with a burning fervor, and valiantly defended their home, but the Orcs kept coming. Many of our kind fell the Orcs, but we never stopped fighting! Outsiders told us it was a lost cause, but we didn't feel the same! We kept fighting, and they kept dying, so fought some more! They kept coming, we kept fighting, and they never came closer than a two day walk from us. By that time, the Orcs must've gone around, but no patrols scouted any signs of the Orcs, almost as if the Goliaths of Skotlund took out all of the Orcs. The lower lands praised the Knights of Wraith for pushing back the invasion, right as Skotlund was losing her men. Parades for the returning soldiers, while Skotlund mothers lost their children. So ferocious was the battle, that the Orcs had believed they stumbled across the gathering of the resistance leaders, but it was only us! The Goliaths of Skotlund that defeated the Orcs, and sent them, running for the pits of hell they belong in, and teaching the Orcs what it means to be afraid of what goes bump in the night!!!
Before it was over, my grandfather, Flodger "Bloodface" Blodger, was finally given his orders. Eager to join the fray and defend his home from the invasion, his mother, my great grandmother, stopped him, just before the city gate. She told him how much he reminded her of his grandfather, marching towards the threat, never running afraid, headstrong in his abilities, even if sometimes to his detriment. She worried tirelessly but knew she wasn't going to stop him. So, never finding a better, more fitting moment than now, she called Clang Lerang, the blacksmith, and asked him to bring Flodger the commission she started, "Flodger's Greatest Ally." Clang could barely contain his excitement, as he came running forth. There, just before setting out on his first March to Action, Flodger was presented with a most stunning addition to his equipment. The handle made with wood from his family Sternoak his grandmother planted, the very same wood his father used to build the only home he'd ever known, Skotlund Steel for binding, and the finest of Veradun Enhanced weighted iron, from the very mines his grandfather worked, to craft the head. Every piece sourced from his history, and every inch a reminder of what he was fighting for, he was given this very hammer.
You may all see my obsession as childish or Barbaric, but it's a different appreciation. This is the hammer that finally defeated the Orcs invading Skotlund, and ALL of Azerim! But more than that, this isn't just my grandfather's Hammer. This is his legacy. I'll admit, maybe I remembered wrong, but what good is a hammer that sits on a wall and gathers dust? This is what my grandfather would want: A Warhammer used for war!
So friends, I don't know about you, but like my Grandfather before me, I'm marching towards the threat, and Kalothin, Lako-What's his name, like the Orcs before him, will learn to fear Flodger's Greatest Ally, and the Dickheads!
FOR AZERIM!!!!
Now let's go play water soccer...
The final upgrade to Bodgers Hammer should be sentience. So we can finally find out who the hammer really belongs to.
We already found out that Bodger was correct and that his grandfather was going to give him the hammer. like 140 episodes ago.
I think he means more that the hammer rightfully says I belong to my master bodger
The hammer belongs to no one. Rather bodger belongs to the hammer.
As it becomes sentient, it detects the presence of the doll in Bodgers soul
Its his grandfather's soul and he just keep telling bodger how much he likes his brother more
Greg listening to Bodger complain about one of the most OP homebrew weapons I've ever seen while all he has is a lantern of revealing: 😐
I wish, I wish, I wish, viva la dirt league makes dnd episodes forever!
Sorry for random thoughts but I imagine a timeline where this comes true and no one involved in vldl dnd channel can age or die
forever
@@nivalshade YASSSS! 😏😁😍
I'd imagine old people role-playing about how they want to die or have a nice nap. Or they develop dementia, arthritis, and constantly fall asleep during a session. 😂
I wish, I wish, I wish they'd make it like they did in the older parts of the campaign where the guys got to mess around and it was more about their antics rather than the story.
@@Smol_PC their characters would probably be like Discworld's Cohen the Barbarian and his Silver Horde!
Until I get a 10 minute speech I will no longer believe that Bodger's hammer is rightfully his. Your move Viva...
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2:10 Little does the team know... Baradun is casting a spell every night (sometimes more than once per night) but all it does is give himself a five minute foot massage. He got tired of hiking around with blisters and foot cramps long ago, so he invented this spell for his own personal use. But at this point he's only doing it specifically because he knows the mystery annoys the hell out of everybody else.
or maybe, it’s Baradun’s “ special time “. 😅
@@omega311888 He's actually casting "Mage Hand" because ever since that one wild surge where he grew taller his own hands just don't feel right anymore. 😂
1:44 I physically SCREAMED I was so excited for the big reveal and then Baradun just goes "doin' some magic lol" I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from this.
SAME!
I'm just worried about the trama from finding out.
And why dgeoph hasn't been mentioned since this mystery magic started. Pretty sus.
Bro's for life man
@@IwanttodrawachickenI'm more worried that Adam said we'll see uwu dragon again.
He genuinely got me as well!
Rob voicing a sentient rock was the best thing I heard today!
Had major Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy vibes. I❤
YES. YES, A MILLION TIMES YES TO THE FULL HAMMER SPEECH.
Bodger in full costume on a historic TEDX stage 😆
Actually, by the end of this campaign, you could probably do a montage of all the times Rowan has talked about rightfully owning the hammer and it would come out close to 10 minutes. He could even do a minute or so of extra talking if needed.
3:08 Oh, finally! I have been waiting for an amazingly-inspirational speech for such a long time. Please inspire all of us to greatness, Bodger!
(Unpause)
And, yes please. I would legitimately love a full ten minutes of Rowan’s inspirational words. Please make it happen!
Bodger could've polymorph Gerrit and he would be occupied drowning for a couple of rounds
That was what I was thinking. With luck he would polymorph into something aquatic and weak.
Just wanted to drop a comment to say you guys are the reason I actually have something too look forward too on a Thursday ❤️ I wish the episodes were slightly longer but still thank you for everything you all do
Same 😂
I love how Rowan just rolls the dice so that it doesn't roll at all. A professional board gamer's move.
I had a friend in high school who would roll against is left cupped hand so the dice would not fall off the table. If he didn't like the roll he would move his left hand to change the roll. Of course he became a lawyer.
I learned from an uncle to set up dice so they fall flat and you pretend to shake them inside your cupped hands. You essentially put them between your fingers and knock them to make noise, then drop it forwards so the dice barely move. The problem is that you can't do it too much or it becomes obvious.
And Bodger's back ladies and gents.
I was scared I was never gonna hear another one of his hammer speeches.
Rowan after half the campaign is powering up his hammer, by far the most powerful non-mask item any of the characters have:
'This thing is pretty ****ing useless'.
He was only talking about the element powers.
@@gamernoob1471 Yea and I agree with Rowan here. Big problem with Berserker is the fact that you dont get extra attack as a part of going into rage. Here he not only cant use extra attack on first round but then would have to use one of his attack on the second round to get 1d4 extra dmg. In comparison path of the giant allows you to pick element as the part of the rage and changes whole dmg into elemental (which can be better because there is more resistance to normal dmg than to Thunder for example)
Exactly. Wasting an entire attack (usually around 15-20 damage), just to have 1d4 on any future attacks doesn't really make any sense in 95% of all fights. They just don't last long enough (in terms of rounds) for those D4 to add up high enough.
17:56 Baradun should have answered: "But you have time to help me score some goals" 😂
“I’m doing Magic” is the most Baradun swerve ever 😂
Rowan is “ready for action!” 😳He remembered and thought about it himself! that's awesome! Proud of Rowan! He's playing D&D! 🎉
Rob seemed offended by the fact that Rowan didn't appreciate his efforts to make his hammer cooler with elemental damage by the types of giants he slayed.
Rowan seems to be a meta player.He wants the best thing possible rather than small things that can add up overtime.We’ve seen this behavior since the start pf the campaign
No disrespect but I don’t like meta players.They are boring and not fun imo
Also to clarify.There are fun meta players like adam for example that uses anything he can and have aswell as playing with flavour/roleplay in fun way whilst meta players like rowan want stuff and be strong without much effort and is like a one trick pony
@@FD-wl7xqFor us old people, Bodger's ring 💍 of Constipation Relief makes Rowan a god.
@@FD-wl7xq Honestly, I don't know Rowan is even a meta player, since that implies he bothers to learn about game mechanics. He kinda just gets spoon-fed because he's the CEO. The amount of shit he gets away with from jumping off ships to eating Bob's bean to stealing Greg's giant kill to shamelessly asking for and getting free stuff breaks immersion. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far, he should have a permanent -50 to max hp by now.
An entire story arc was to get him his hammer, many more are killing giants to 'weaken' Kelothac but in practice just to buff his hammer, and now he complains 'This thing is pretty ****ing useless'.
@@Ashrayn I do agree unfortunately the rest of the team are pretty epic or at least trying though.
So much hate towards the inventor of fishlisch.
Go watch the isolation games where he plays zazaa the wizard. Good use of spells & roleplay.
Yes barb = a one trick pony rowan does bether as spellcaster.
Last time I was this early Baradun nuked orphans with a meteor shower
Genuinely not that much his fault, he said he used it on an army of orcs and he did sort of shrug it off when Rob “asked are you sure they were orcs” but Rob decided it was a village dressed as orcs “for some reason” because schmargenrog was to far to possibly be hit as though there’s no chance there happened to be a roaming warband or a random invading orc army (like wraith had) just because meteor swarm range is only like a mile or two
@@Karthull Its not Adams fault, it 100% is Baraduns fault. People with guns know to only shoot if they can see their target, let alone High Sorcerer with his bloody meteor shamer, also would probably be aware of village in that general direction and where Shmargenrog is to know maybe she should not cast that shit
Alan, I just wanted to say how awesome you are, VLDL would not be the same without you. Hugs.
Bob sucks up the damage so that Baradun can cast those spells that do so much damage. If Bob wasn't there, there would be a higher chance that the baddies would target Baradun instead, causing him to die; the party should be thankful that Bob rolls so terribly.
@BitsOfEternity it’s not just Bob rolling bad, so many times when Rob rolls where the creature comes from or who it targets it rolls to Bob even though there should be an equal chance of it rolling to any of them
I think a scroll of animate object is going to fall out of the sky and land at my party's feet next time we play, lol. That green screen was hilarious.
“Rogue going last in initiative every time” as it should be, being sneaky slows you down
I could totslly picture bodger making an Aragorn style speech about the hammer. "There may come a day, when people dont claim what is rightfully theirs, but this is not that day!"
Robs face to Rowan is “I have given you an insanely Op weapon and you are still calling it trash!”
Tbf an op weapon in dnd means an extra 3 damage on each hit which really would be trash if Rob didn’t also give him all the cool extra stuff with it
Rowan was talking about elemental stuff only and yea he has to use two bonus actions to get this elemental power so only starting at round 3 he can use 3 attacks with extra 2.5dmg on hit
Gotta love Ben's face when Adam get's two nat 20's on checks.
"I cast darkness on his face" lmao @21:09
That's not possible by the rules.
Isn’t it? Ever since he got darkness hes specifically been allowed to target someone to attach it to, or was that from the start not a normal rule?
*a horny paladin appears lol
@@Karthull IDK, maybe it is another home rule. But the standard rule says: "If the point you choose is on an object you are holding or one that isn’t being worn or carried, the darkness emanates from the object and moves with it."
Because it would be too imbalanced using a 2nd level spell, cast blindness on a creature without a saving throw for 10 minutes, and it can get rid of this using a spell of at least 3rd level.
Idk if it’s a homebrew rule or not but the balance part of it is that other people can’t see the creature either, in the past when they tried to attack something in darkness Rob would have them roll to see if they’re even attacking the right square before doing the normal attack roll
Recovering from the flu and this just brightened my week up. Thanks guys :)
The subtitled of the very long "uhhhhh" were so funny LOL
Gotta say, this is a really cool concept for a fight. Good job Rob!
My only wish is these episodes were an hour long
The recaps 😉
The last few episode we'll be making a lot longer.
"D n Doing it" - Quote for the day :)
Bodgers eyebrows in the underqater greenscreen at around 10:00 crack me up 😂 soo oobly-woobly
I want 10 minutes of Rowan talking about his grandfathers hammer being rightfully his.
I, absolutely, positively, want 10 minutes of Bodger talking about his grandfathers hammer.
Ngl, the funniest bs a DM could do is give an animated object, an instant existential crisis. Hahahahahahaha!
6:00 Rob realizes the murder hobos have found a new solution for his puzzle
Bob did a thing!
Rob never fails to impress with these kinds of ideas in d&d
He’s really a great almost perfect dm
I love that they're fighting a storm giant at the same time I can occasionally see flashes of lightning in the windows behind Alan and Rowan.
Man, I started to rewatch the series because I realised I forgot a bunch of shit. Only a hundred more episodes to go before I am all caught up again lol
And I am done lol.
@2:23 thats Bored Simon Says if anyone was also wondering
3:30 Bodger is so proud of making the segue to his hammer.
PLEASE release the rowan's speech. I need something inspirational to wake up
I would legit watch a 10 min video of Bodger going on about his hammer :P
10:31 i JUST now realized that the windows in the back actually flash like lightning in the background.
19:45
Here could be singing "We will, we will rock you!"
We need Rowan's 10 minute monologue on the virtues of owning a hammer. Let's see those acting chops!
"The Rock and its existencialcrisis", the movie xD
3:58 Oh, was that it? Just a few seconds? No, no, no. It’s fine. I mean… it happens to all guys sometimes. We can try again next session.
The rock reminded me of the whale in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 😂
My personal headcannon, the reason Bob used to be so terrible in a fight is because he is constantly either ekstremly drunk or hungover.
I think philosopher stone might be up there as one of my favorite NPCs now.
I would love a 10-minute episode of bodger giving the inspirational speech😂 about his grandfather's Hammer
I look forward to these episodes every week. Hoping to answer the doll/arm question one day. Entertained either way. ✌🏽😎
If Rowan does a 10 minute Inspirational Speech video, I wonder if there'll also be a loop version? 😉
I find whatever Baradun is doing is magical
I don't even have any time to achieve my goals. I don't have time to set goals. It was just missing what ARE goals 🤣 Still hilarious.
One if the other rocks "Ow no, not again."
9:49 talking trash about Bob, saying how much damage Baradun and Bodger do, get to Greg "And then you're.. there sometimes" 😂
"As you enter the hole, you suffer 2 points of heat damage." 🥵 😅
Bob loses his warlock powers and becomes a paladin/rogue would be awesome
17:00 well played version of the whale in Hitchhikers Guide
Watching the guy's shenanigans while just coming back from Arrow's death is.... Something 😢
Oh arrow died? I hope her next character is interesting
@@Karthull Better… the current one is, and I‘m quoting verbatim, „The last table“.
Here's a question: What happened to Wotsit? I don't recall anything happening to Bob's "demon child" lol. Probably in the same place where Bodger's absorbed horror doll is 😅
Instead of captain planet, he becomes captain hammer. With these toes combined, i am captain hammer. Also this hammer is rightfully mine, my grandfather left it to me not my brother
Viva La Dirt a day to keep sadness away!
i can see bodger losing interest at the mention of fractions 😂
Rowan. I know it would be annoying and awkward. That is why. That is why we want it. Please. Give us your inspirational speech.
Now we have it on video, Bodger is doing a 10 minuts inspiring speak to us, looking forward to that video
Yes! I want that 10 minute long speech! Inspire me baby!!!
I'm surprised Greg didn't wish for poppy everyday to still use with cleric or make that god of war spell a summon that can move
He really should have done the latter.
1:23 I have to agree with Rowan, my grievance is it takes an action to activate the element which negates much appied results🤔 I see it as value with conserted elemental vulnerabilites but much of these engagements are being put to rest by Baradun long before Bodger gets the Value🤔
Knew Adam/Baradune wouldn’t say what he’s actually doing.
I don’t know why I expected otherwise, but preview last episode made me hopeful
How fun it would be if Greg become a God and some randon adventure start to call him with the invocation spell and leave him be stock in same place for an hour.
I want Bodger talking about his hammer for 10 mins and Djeoph to make a come back.
If Djeoph came back during the speech I think Bodger would end up distracted by Bob stealing the hammer just to hit Djeoph with it
The thing about bob is they don't even have to go out of their way to kill him themselves. It'll just happen with his rolls regardless.
Such a BATD thing to give a rock an existential crisis
Love a Thursday morning ❤️
Is this the first time Rowan has readied an action?? Progress!
" I wish,i wish, i wish Laethil would appear at the bottom of the ocean, chained to the reef."
Will Greg ever remember Devine intervention?
Never!
For now, I think he had only remembered it when he wanted to permanently remove BOB's reliable talents, so he starts failing his checks again.
Hmm.... if only there was a spell that GREG could do that would send this giant to another plain for 10 turns... BANISHMENT, but no. Funny how Greg knows the darkness spell with the rogue. I think Greg wanted to secretly be the rogue and Bob could have been the healer. The party would have died a long time ago with Bob's rolls as the healer.
@michaelcole7745 No you don’t understand, you don’t have to roll to hit when your healing so his low rolls would mean nothing it’s the perfect job for him
@@Karthull pretty sure you have to roll the amounts healed?
@Amomannyss true but while he has had damage rolls low 1s his low rolls are mostly on the d20, plus lots of heals are with d4+wisdom or whatever so the difference between a low and high roll isn’t as big as on the d20. Maybe I’m wrong but I swear he’d on average roll better
The existential crisis rock was profound and extremely... heavy.
Give us Bodgers speech - the long version!!!
Clever game mechanic in this one 👍👍
You guys need to come back after you've saved the world and start your own underwater soccer team!
21:36 After their earlier dissing of Ben for being useless, Ben shows them that D&D is not just about doing damage.
I was legit thinking of Rowan being the goalie. He can block the rocks from Gerrik and put in the ones from his team. If the boys get something like a 7 point advantage, they can probably spend a full round against his Whither form.
we go from huge journey, crazy battles, strong enemies all to stop this dark lord to Main Story quest: (play water soccer)
What if one of the group accidentally does I wish I wish I wish Djeoph is real???
I would like a soap opera about animated objects skit lol
18:09 two number 9 large, a number six with extra cheese...
Bodger's hammer should feed on him in the end because he his part giant and Rowan was disrespectful to Bodger's grandfather's hammer.
He’s part Goliath though not giant
Ben rolls a 19 on this session for an unimportant roll 🤣🤣🤣
So has Bob ever taken radiant damage?
We need 10 minutes of Bob failing his rolls, xD
Calling it, Baradun is casting illusion magic at a higher level to create permanent illusions. He's building himself an permanent illusion army of something, for some purpose. Maybe a bunch of hims for the final battle so the enemy doesn't know the real him.
But you heard it here folks. I actually had the idea a while ago, just thought I'd write it in a comment for posterity.
It’s called football.⚽️