It's a perfectly paced gag, of the sort Golden Age Simpsons was known for. He sounds exactly like he's reading off a standardized DWI pamphlet until he drops "...you six guys". Even as a little kid I laughed my ass off.
Watching this highlight reel, it really starts to sink in how quickly Moe is willing to resort to violence whenever he's inconvenienced in even the smallest way
pretty much the only place where these nutty vegetarians and vegans come from, anyway. that much brain damage obviously comes from generations of cousin jumping 😂😂
@@mandalore1089 ah yes! "they dont have the same opinion as me, therefore they're STUPID and I'm SMART!" you must be another awful vegan. don't worry, vegan! the cow i ate earlier for lunch suffered just for me, and it's delicious :)
@@rogerhank7314 your inference of his comment is extremely insightful, you do know that your logic applies to your stance on vegans as well? Ya dam immigant.
@@TheManOnAHorse not really, cuz i don't force my diet choices down anyone else's throat, or march to grocery stores and dump all the produce on the ground and stomp in it in "protest", or cover myself in fruit and veggie juice in "protest" 😂 vegans love tp disrupt order at restaurants and grocery stores for "protest"
@@Ackalan Yeah, but if you shoot someone from ye front and it goes through their torso to ht their spine, you wouldn't explain the shot as "I shot him in the spine". You'd say "I shit him in the chest" or "I shot him in the stomach." That whole bit was addressing the ironic circumstance of gun owning American civilians taking it too far. As a Brit, I'm more impartial about the concept of gun rights, but you cannot deny there is an element in the pro 2A camp who take it way too far
@@rowanmelton7643 That would not make a lot of sense as he continued with the comment that the guy got paralyzed by the shot, which ONLY happens if you damage the spine. Also not sure why that is "taking it too far", he was faced with a dangerous violent criminal and pacified him permanently.
in the earlier seasons, very much so. So sad how the writers turned him into a character that was only used for suicide jokes in the later seasons. It would be okay if the writers actually ever tried to do something wholesome with it, and not just joke about it in nearly every single episode with Moe in it.
Though he's a total knock off of a foul mouthed tavern keeper known as "Red" from a small bar known as the "Tube bar" look up the tube bar tapes.. some of the most hilarious shit i've ever heard. He sounds like he eats a case of cigars for breakfast.
Ugh, damn near everything is just so.... off about how "modern-day Simpsons" are animated in general too. Everything is too thin-lined & crisp. I feel like I can tell in a nanosecond just by the that & their skin having shifted to being **ever so slightly** more orange than yellow whether or not a Simpsons clip on YT is going to be quality or not.
Homer: I'm sorry I shot you, Moe. Moe: Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, "Eventually, everybody gets shot." Imagine having or hearing this conversation lmao
@@rowanmelton7643 At least with solitude you don't have someone else driving you crazy. When feeling occasionally lonely I remember what a pain in the ass other people can be, and enjoy my freedom!
The scene where Moe is reading out the register in Bart's class reminds me of when we occasionally had substitute teachers in the school I went to. We usually wrote our names on a sheet of paper for the register. Some of us in the class put down various false names and the substitute teachers were sometimes stupid enough to read those names out. Good times.
Little Rascals was on TV in the 50s, Simpsons started in 1989. It's not that far fetched, Moe looks like he's on the downslope of middle age. He could easily have played a young boy on TV in the 50s
04:29 That’s something you ought to ask Milhouse’s parents and replace “cousins” with “siblings” and if they say anything besides yes then they are lying.
I love how most of Springfield's riots are instigated by Moe
Well, he is hate-filled
@@Her_Imperious_Condescension Well he might be hate-filled and ugly…and..wait what the third thing??!
@@sxc7566 He has a Shotgun
The voice of the people
Or WIllie! lol
Thanks to Moe, I know what to do when some gangsta is dissin my fly girl.
Fire 3 rounds from a double barrel breakdown pump action shotgun, Moe's awesome.
That's a cheat code for a third shot
@Bid Bidnanakowski ooh ay ah *💥 💥 💥 *
Technically there are db shotguns that shoot a 3rd rifle round
@@Jackalonius i tought those where triple barrel shot gun not a DOUBLE barrel
“Hi I’m Moe. Or as you ladies call me: hey you behind the bushes.”
"So the girl ive been stalking pushed me back to 200ft"
@@kymattok "That's too far!"
I like how nobody laughs because they can't even tell if it's a joke, it's too believable
“is this thing on?”
"The Springfield police told me that 91% of all traffic accidents are caused by you six guys", I swear this show had so many golden lines 🤣🤣🤣🤣
_said guys proceed to high-five over this fact... AND MOE AGREES_ 😆
That's not really something to be proud of.
It's a perfectly paced gag, of the sort Golden Age Simpsons was known for. He sounds exactly like he's reading off a standardized DWI pamphlet until he drops "...you six guys". Even as a little kid I laughed my ass off.
Later Moe pulled a gun on them for using Acronyms
"Next time pay your bills"
"But I don't want to"
The older I get the funnier this becomes
Same
"If you're so sure telling us what it ain't, why don't you tell us what it am!"
That line gets me everytime...
@Sleeping Dog very similar yes!
LITERALLY BUST OUT LAUGHING
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😂😅
I, as well, enjoy that one very much.
Forgot the stealth joke of young Moe *Syzlak* sounding Italian as a kid despite having an incredibly Polish surname
In later seasons he became dutch.
When his family came to America they changed their name to a Polish one so they could be even more discriminated against
@@老人圣诞-d8t 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@老人圣诞-d8t based
Thank you!
“Everybody tuck your pants into your socks” - best Moe quote
I agree. Loved it since it was first on tv.
Hello, Bart.
@@lionelhutz5137
“I watched Matlock in a bar last night , The sound wasn’t on but I think I got the gist of it” - best Lionel Hutz quote
@@coomer2658 it's a good one for sure
That quote is even funnier because Bart’s “business” collapsed at like 9am and it implies that the bar is filled with people
Watching this highlight reel, it really starts to sink in how quickly Moe is willing to resort to violence whenever he's inconvenienced in even the smallest way
He's got a tough life
He's just Italian
@@ganii1804 He's Italian with a Polish last name.
Well violence may not be the only answer but it's a pretty damn effective one.
Depression causes the suppression of emotions, which are ready to come out even because of minor inconveniences
His responses to the prank calls are a masterclass in making angry threats without swearing.
the eyeballs down the pants is classic
I'm 33 and those were my favorite growing up 😂
Use your tongue to paint my boat!
"Lisa would never go hunting, she's a vegetarian"
"Aw jeez, homer, jeez. You and marge aint cousins are ya?"
"No"
pretty much the only place where these nutty vegetarians and vegans come from, anyway. that much brain damage obviously comes from generations of cousin jumping 😂😂
@@rogerhank7314 You're not too bright there sport.
@@mandalore1089 ah yes! "they dont have the same opinion as me, therefore they're STUPID and I'm SMART!"
you must be another awful vegan. don't worry, vegan! the cow i ate earlier for lunch suffered just for me, and it's delicious :)
@@rogerhank7314 your inference of his comment is extremely insightful, you do know that your logic applies to your stance on vegans as well?
Ya dam immigant.
@@TheManOnAHorse not really, cuz i don't force my diet choices down anyone else's throat, or march to grocery stores and dump all the produce on the ground and stomp in it in "protest", or cover myself in fruit and veggie juice in "protest" 😂 vegans love tp disrupt order at restaurants and grocery stores for "protest"
One of my favourite things about Moe is that he loves Bart and has no idea that it's Bart behind 99.9% of the prank calls
It’s Barts alter ego calling “El Barto”
who's behind the other 0.01%
@@FortunAdlaich Laura Powers joined in once in the Golden era, Stewie Griffin joined in once in modern Simpsons
@@ZakkandtheJ Homer did one in Bart on the Road
I have a theory that Moe knows full well it’s Bart, but still plays along for Bart’s sake
I think the most impressive thing about Moe is how when a gangsta is dissing his fly girl he can shoot THREE shots from his DOUBLE barrel shotgun!
Shotgun runs off hate
It’s almost like if it’s a cartoon or something.
The dance is the code to unlock the 3rd shot.
@@Jarrygames86 Moe is doom guy
I was expecting him to shoot one more shot from that shotgun…
I never realized how fucked the "I shot him in the spine" comment was as a kid, it implies he shot him when he was trying to run away... :')
No, any normal kind of fire arm will have enough force to hit the spine from almost any realistic angle.
@@Ackalan Yeah, but if you shoot someone from ye front and it goes through their torso to ht their spine, you wouldn't explain the shot as "I shot him in the spine". You'd say "I shit him in the chest" or "I shot him in the stomach." That whole bit was addressing the ironic circumstance of gun owning American civilians taking it too far. As a Brit, I'm more impartial about the concept of gun rights, but you cannot deny there is an element in the pro 2A camp who take it way too far
@@rowanmelton7643 That would not make a lot of sense as he continued with the comment that the guy got paralyzed by the shot, which ONLY happens if you damage the spine.
Also not sure why that is "taking it too far", he was faced with a dangerous violent criminal and pacified him permanently.
That's the joke
"William Faulkner could write an exhaust pipe gag that'd really make you think!"
just superb.
That's definitely my favourite one haha
"Moe! Gimme a beer!"
"NO! Not unless you kill your family."
That whole interaction was pure gold 😂
Almost close to the whole plot of "The Shinning" 💀
The only difference beign on Jack asking for a bourbon
“Why should I kill my family?”
@@ronaldcheng1857
Umm.. it'll make them happy.
@@sixoclock4436
“You don’t look so happy”
Moe was low-key the funniest character
Nothing low-key about it, MOE IS THE MAN!!!
Too sad to be the funniest.
in the earlier seasons, very much so. So sad how the writers turned him into a character that was only used for suicide jokes in the later seasons. It would be okay if the writers actually ever tried to do something wholesome with it, and not just joke about it in nearly every single episode with Moe in it.
Lionel Hutz
@7:53
“Looks like me and Marge are both going to hell, that where I’ll make my move.”
"I'll give you till 3.. 1!" *fires* Iconic 🤣🤣🤣💀
The fact he reads to sick kids in the hospital... It give me respect for him. He is my favorite character on the show
While constantly trying to sleep with a married woman Marge
And he loves his cat Mr. Snuggles
Though he's a total knock off of a foul mouthed tavern keeper known as "Red" from a small bar known as the "Tube bar" look up the tube bar tapes.. some of the most hilarious shit i've ever heard. He sounds like he eats a case of cigars for breakfast.
No surprise that a gamer has respect for a cartoon character
@rancidcrawfish zing?
I miss the amount facial expressions the characters use to have, you could really sea the frustration in Moe's face .
@Pecker Dúnling San Patricio Space Dolphin Brigada caveman brow
Ugh, damn near everything is just so.... off about how "modern-day Simpsons" are animated in general too. Everything is too thin-lined & crisp. I feel like I can tell in a nanosecond just by the that & their skin having shifted to being **ever so slightly** more orange than yellow whether or not a Simpsons clip on YT is going to be quality or not.
@@kurtilingus I can just tell by the higher definition
I tried the "some gangsta dissin' your fly girl" thing and got arrested for aggravated assault
Assault with a deadly weapon
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When he's not borderline suicidal, he's pretty badass.
Right? The current writers just use him as a punching bag these days, but back in the day you didn't mess with Moe.
The facial and body expression in the old episodes are incredible
"There is no need to resort to violence"
"Sure there is" *smack*
"Alright, who pulled the pin on this one!" *Moe says holding a gernade dumbily/bravely*
The pin on a grenade isnt what primes it, its when the metal plate that the pin prevents from being yanked off that starts the process
Homer: I'm sorry I shot you, Moe.
Moe: Aw, that's okay. It's like my dad always said, "Eventually, everybody gets shot."
Imagine having or hearing this conversation lmao
"maybe we should raffle it off"
"maybe you should shut up"
man sometimes i just really feel bad for ned
Me too!!
i love how people wished moe good night after winning krusty's bed
"Mister, i cant stand the sound of your voice"
The pubescent fast food worker said to moe
Dats deh jöke
Love the dark humor of Moe's annual Christmas suicide attempt! Most single old people find Christmas to be particularly depressing.
Not even just old people, but lonely people in general
@@rowanmelton7643 At least with solitude you don't have someone else driving you crazy. When feeling occasionally lonely I remember what a pain in the ass other people can be, and enjoy my freedom!
@@gwwayner free and alone L
"I guess the next place he robs.. better have a ramp." LOL. Killed me.
Poor Moe, he can't help he has big ears
The moment where Barney gave him a beanie was just too kind.
Who else here likes moe’s general personality 😏
23 people
Who else feels like Moe?
He's better than dirt!
why’d you use that emoji? Lmao
Moe and Marge are probably the most realistic characters in the show. As in there are actually many people living the life they live
I like how moe is so legendary he's able to shoot 3 shots out of a 2 barrel double action
"The next words you say will be muffled by your own butt," is definitely my new go to insult/threat.
My favorite moment will always be, when Moe taught us how to funk dance for self defense
I really liked how the Asian woman said “sorry miss barrymore”, it just sounded really sweet.
"The Springfield police have told me that 90% of all car accidents are caused by you six"
Jesus christ
0:54 "that's too far" the delivery kills me every time
Those crank calls are some of the best parts of this early era
This video of the best of Moe Szylack is incredible. Its so funny.
haha it would be hilarious if there was a video recording of Hank Azaria doing the Moe voice! I would love to see his face when voicing that guy!
That "Powers of 10" homage at the end was just icing on the cake
3:15 Hahahaha, the ok that Flanders says is from the Ok Meme 😂😂
are you new to the internet or something?
@@jackowen6929maybe he is, twat
@@jackowen6929 did he actually say that or is this clip specifically edited to have that audio. I just can't imagine Flanders saying it like that.
I hate how as I get older, I relate more to Moe.
I know it's not about homer but when flanders offers to auction his mobile home and homer says "maybe you should shut up", cracks me up 😅
That first scene was so blindingly fast. I love this damn show.
“You got lots to live for!”
“That’s not what Reverend lovejoy said.”
"What, you don't like my bags?" 😁😂🤣🤣
9:07 i love seeing really old simpsons and how the design is so different from now and how different it looks on contrast.
Maaaan that 90's animation is just leagues & away better than the CG, it had more soul.
I love how ghost Moe appears after the pin on the grenade gets pulled
"I'll give ya till 3! One! [shoots gun]!"
Love it (0:41)
Thanks for this montage. Moe was, is and always will be my favourite Simpsons character, cheers 😊
I love this character with all my heart. Hands down the greatest supporting character in the Simpsons. Every moment he's on screen is gold.
“Moe, I think he meant through non-violent grassroots political action”
This could be my new favorite scene of the entire series.
Moe is so underrated..a true bartender
Watching this compilation after having some puffs was a great idea
🤣👍👍
Moe: Goodnight, everybody
Everybody: Goodnight, Moe!
that was nice :)
Really Great editing. I'm a Moe. It makes me feel better seeing Moe with my problems.
I'm most impressed by Moe getting 3 shots out of a double barrel shotgun.
He is too dangerous to be left alive
The fact he just blasted 3 shots with a double barrel without reloading makes this whole thing even better 2:52
It runs on hate
The "ok" edit on Flanders after beeing told to shut up made my night😂😂
"Come on now, theres no need for violence."
"EHH, SURE THERE IS!"
Bruh the Flanders bit where he says Okay when Homer tells him to shut up, is that the original audio (doesn’t sound like him) or is that the vine one?
It is from a older vine
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I love Moe's Self defense Funk class
The scene where Moe is reading out the register in Bart's class reminds me of when we occasionally had substitute teachers in the school I went to.
We usually wrote our names on a sheet of paper for the register. Some of us in the class put down various false names and the substitute teachers were sometimes stupid enough to read those names out.
Good times.
Moe's a truly iconic character.
The way Flanders said "Ok..." reminded me of a certain meme lol
Moe should have competed in this year's Olympics in France. He would have killed the competition in Break Dancing
I love how he was able to get 3 shots quickly out of a double-barrel shotgun. Moe's talents are truly legendary.
Super cool ending. The one line Maggie got was the cherry on top.
The dancing scene always gets me😂😂
"The gal I'm stalking had me bumped back to 200 feet"
Among various sympathetic comments, "that's too far!"
Love how he asks to see how "Rene my treasure, shut up or I'll cram a stool down your throat" sounds lol
To Moe🍻the funniest most relatable bartender ever.
3:16 caught me so off guard 😂
okeh 😂
When he started hip hop dancing omg😩😆
Damn, the prank phonecall responses went pretty deep lol
Gotta hand it to Bart to help more entertain his bar half the time. That's how he gets all his tips.
I miss the old Simpsons, straight from the go Simpsons....! Who's with me?
I like how the roster for the fake names in the school were in alphabetical order
That outro was worth the whole video 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Ned’s “okay” at 3:16 sounds like the “okay” meme video
It is
Thank god im not the only one who noticed it.
“Alright, here’s the 4-1-1. Let’s say some gangster is dissing your fly girl. Just give em one of these.”
**Shoots rifle three times**
Moe was one of the original Little Rascals? Wouldn't that make him at least 80?
Apparently he’s 54
Little Rascals was on TV in the 50s, Simpsons started in 1989. It's not that far fetched, Moe looks like he's on the downslope of middle age. He could easily have played a young boy on TV in the 50s
@@salsamancer the little rascals with alfalfa was in the 30s
@@salsamancer Actually, the Little Rascals started in 1922, and Barney clearly said ORIGINAL Little Rascals, meaning first.
@@slashbash1347 damn that's crazy old
I'm still unsure of whether Moe says "Car Hole" or "Car Hold"
Its hold.
It’s hole.
Its Moe.
Homer: "Well what do you call it?"
Moe: "A Car Moe."
@@christopherlewis1315 Car Mole
In real life, Carl "Alfalfa" Switzer was an absolute bastard, so Moe's revenge was totally justified.
As I grow older, the similarities I see between me and moe grow more and more
6:58 loll when the drunk is the only one with sense and even wisdom in the room
04:29 That’s something you ought to ask Milhouse’s parents and replace “cousins” with “siblings” and if they say anything besides yes then they are lying.
The shotgun going off 3 times always gets me and I don’t know why but it’s just fucking amazing.
"no one gets my organs" is still the best moe-ments imho
The phone gag does it... 🤣 🤣 🤣
Moe is my favorite character.
Mine too
"eventually everybody gets shot." yeup thats true.
all work and moe play makes moe a moe moe
moe moe moe moe moe moe. moe. moe.
Man. The ending was trippy!
Moe is a very sweet guy
" You said it Barn...."🤣🤣🤣