Identifying Criminals - Police Interceptor Tells All.

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ความคิดเห็น • 284

  • @coachhousechambers2047
    @coachhousechambers2047 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    In my criminal bar days, got chatting to an OIC. He mentioned Sports Direct bags "Or as we call them, reasonable suspicion"

    • @deludedlex2
      @deludedlex2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.

  • @rachael196
    @rachael196 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I know it was meant to be a funny video but remember a lot of the real criminals wear suits.

    • @ponymalone3636
      @ponymalone3636 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      do you mean politicians or the mafia?

    • @liamholcroft7212
      @liamholcroft7212 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ponymalone3636 dont forget the bankers and ceos

    • @gazza9463
      @gazza9463 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Some wear a police uniform.
      Harsh but true.

    • @rachael196
      @rachael196 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ponymalone3636 both and then some

    • @shane4849
      @shane4849 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And and work for the BBC

  • @Dalbayob69
    @Dalbayob69 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Fake £23 note🤣🤣🤣Love it. Brilliant video. Literally what you see every day on streets of Bradford.

    • @isaac3557
      @isaac3557 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny I used to work in Leeds City centre and someone tried to pay with a 25 note. This brought back good memory

  • @dylansdad987
    @dylansdad987 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Absolutely spot on and brilliantly entertaining as always. Respect 👍

  • @MrBurgaBoii
    @MrBurgaBoii ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You missed the trusty electric scooter or if your a level up then the Suron electric dirt bike !

    • @michaelford1124
      @michaelford1124 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sur ron bike with the balaclava.
      I love sur ron bikes, and absolutely hate that this is what they’re now associated with 😢

  • @garybaker5397
    @garybaker5397 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Great list for the dress code, maybe you could do a follow up focusing on the language and slang speak of these wonderful and valued members of British society!😊

    • @cz9850
      @cz9850 ปีที่แล้ว

      slang dont make u a criminal 😂😂

    • @garybaker5397
      @garybaker5397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cz9850 very true, it doesn’t make people criminals, but in my experience these wonderful creatures who do commit multiple crimes do have a propensity for not being able to string together a sentence unless it is constructed almost entirely with chavish gangster slang, punctuated with expletives and aggressive gesturing.

    • @joebrown96
      @joebrown96 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@garybaker5397the biggest criminals are the well spoken ones, who work in parliament and run countries all over the world. There’s no bigger criminals then the smartest, well spoken ones. Mug

    • @Pyrosynth00
      @Pyrosynth00 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joebrown96fkn thank you someone talks my language

  • @rachaelbaron8110
    @rachaelbaron8110 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love this!!!! Coming from a Police family in Salford, you see these wonderful members of society every day. Lovely to hear someone on our wavelength. Unfortuntely, we've had close friends who have been broken by the job and sadly, even taken their own lives. Take care and love to you and your loved ones

  • @chrisheath1480
    @chrisheath1480 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "If you want people to think you're a c***, then dress like a c***."
    - Ghandi

    • @MrDesalex
      @MrDesalex ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin Ghandi?

    • @mickwhelan28
      @mickwhelan28 ปีที่แล้ว

      No goosey goosey gandhi

    • @MrDesalex
      @MrDesalex ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mickwhelan28 Oh him! I always confuse him with Ryan Gosling.

  • @tilerman
    @tilerman ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This was brilliant. My mate is a police officer in a not very nice part of nth London and he told me when he's on patrol what cars he looks out for and top of his list is grubby black 10 year old BMW 1 series, particularly with tinted windows. And then any 'old' black german car with tinted windows. Finds a reason to stop them and 9 times out of 10 comes up trumps. Criminals, little tip, get a Toyota.

    • @spinzanti
      @spinzanti ปีที่แล้ว

      1 series is for some 22 year old selling draws 😭

    • @michaelford1124
      @michaelford1124 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmfao! I’ve noticed that nearly all people involved in some kind is criminal activity, drive this car!

    • @sloeginandsleep1170
      @sloeginandsleep1170 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ain't this the truth. Every scumbag I know either has a 10-20 year old rough as a sailors legover black or grey German motor with tinted windows or a nearly new Range Rover/BMW 3 Series with a shit incorrectly spaced 4D number plate. My best mate (who's ex plod) calls them "Section 1" cars 😂

  • @mrcross5716
    @mrcross5716 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Must be good to be off the job and be able to state you’re actual feelings 😂

  • @mathewcooper2752
    @mathewcooper2752 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Glad to see you back, I hope you are feeling more yourself. This is so spot on and very entertaining 👏🏻👌🏻

  • @danrichards-theonearmedwon7813
    @danrichards-theonearmedwon7813 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Like Jacamo, but for Shit-Bags” 😂😂😂

  • @Mambaru
    @Mambaru ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Don't worry Ben, the only people that you'll 'offend' are the ones who you are describing :)

    • @AYYD36
      @AYYD36 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh good fellow bad day to you sir we are indeed extremely offended

  • @jasonowen446
    @jasonowen446 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I walked past a couple of police officers searching someone in the high street, and the guy said ' why you searching me i have done nothing wrong '. The policeman said ' The way you are dressed you might aswell have criminal tattooed on your forehead '. Came out of the shop 5 mins later and they were arresting him so they must have found something.

  • @ianstruthers9530
    @ianstruthers9530 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As someone who works retail the amount of shoplifter I've seen getting caught wearing exactly what you described is high (as are they, lol)

  • @Person-gk5ee
    @Person-gk5ee ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I worked in Co op for a year and shoplifters were fairly easy to spot

    • @DeeJay-sk6ue
      @DeeJay-sk6ue ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha I rinse coop all day every day !

    • @Person-gk5ee
      @Person-gk5ee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DeeJay-sk6ue pretty sad been an adult and having to shoplift. Feel sorry for you bri

    • @steve00alt70
      @steve00alt70 ปีที่แล้ว

      That would be discrimination

    • @CarlosGambino_22
      @CarlosGambino_22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Person-gk5ee times are tough

    • @Person-gk5ee
      @Person-gk5ee 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@steve00alt70 no it’s just easy to tell

  • @deludedlex2
    @deludedlex2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Former student police officer whistleblower here - students were being educated better since than in Ben's day. There's lots to be said for hands on experience. But getting a degree is helpful too. We learned how to assess threat, risk and harm. It's great to identify a criminal on the street but its 100% true lots of criminals wear suits. We learned not only to identify criminals but also how to understand vulnerability. Criminals can be vulnerable and vulnerable people can be criminals.

  • @lukeskywalker4989
    @lukeskywalker4989 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Almost as easy as spotting cops in a nightclub 😂

  • @carlv8415
    @carlv8415 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Fraudulent £23 note" cracked me up

  • @nicolasetherton2534
    @nicolasetherton2534 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Absolutely brilliant I was pissing myself laughing! More please!

  • @jazztheglass6139
    @jazztheglass6139 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I was a london street trader in the early 90's we used to watch out for plainers/crime squad. They used to wear trainers, jeans, warrant card a little bigger and thicker than a credit card wallet in their back pocket, dark anorak or sports jacket, rucksack over1 shoulder contains their radio and evidence book. They always looked like they they were trying to blend in and observe discreetly

  • @TearsAreRain
    @TearsAreRain ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you forgot the shoulder walk with invisible lat syndrome. also favourite words are as follow.
    you what
    bruv
    init
    and last but not least what ever.

  • @pjmccracken
    @pjmccracken ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ex Cop sued by major clothing brands... 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely epic video 👍

  • @Wiganpilot
    @Wiganpilot ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Quality Banter Sir. I do spot these wrong uns around my Town, and as you say they stand out like a sore thumb. More often than not they are on scruffy BMX or Mountain bikes too, you forgot about that one. 👍

  • @noneofyourbizness
    @noneofyourbizness ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "for every complex problem there's an answer that's clear, simple and wrong ."
    H. L. Mencken 1880-1956

  • @IDontModWTFz
    @IDontModWTFz ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't believe it, you've actually described my mate spot on. He's a functioning member of society though. 😂

  • @davidmajor5393
    @davidmajor5393 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a couple of pairs of Nike Air Max, and I'm a mental health nurse 😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesl6639
    @jamesl6639 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your video's always inform, and entertain. James a fan from sunny Florida. Peace!

  • @frankburnside2030
    @frankburnside2030 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What about the man bag?

  • @paulevans9307
    @paulevans9307 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm assuming this is lesson 1?
    Lesson 2 would cover elocution, practicing such phrases as "I aint dun nuffink mate", "filfy pig", "cummonzen if you're hard enuff", and "Take me on yourself then, naaaa, you're soft mate"

  • @TheGuvOfWythenshawe
    @TheGuvOfWythenshawe ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You could do a 1970s armed blagger/thug/criminal starter pack too! 😅

  • @bantamNeil12
    @bantamNeil12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Absolutely superb Ben m8...missed you and your videos recently m8...Love your work and your slant of humour in your videos...Long may it continue my friend 👏🏻👏🏻😍😍

  • @kingkong81icloud
    @kingkong81icloud ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I got set up for attempted burglary when I was 18 , they said I would get 3 years if I went not guilty, I got remanded for nothing, there’s plenty of bent cops, I got 12 months, burglars used to wear Reebok classics in jail fact in early 2000s

  • @markherd3116
    @markherd3116 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    30+ years in retail. This is totally accurate. Shop lifters are also easy to spot.

  • @deebo5474
    @deebo5474 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Nowadays it's all designer. There was a designer faze with Burberry back in the day, then that fizzled out into cheaper sportswear like Nike. Then Nike got expensive and now they all wear LV man bags and Moncler coats. Your average drug dealer wears a £4k outfit

    • @michaelford1124
      @michaelford1124 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moncler. It was that same limited edition coat that got that honey trap asshat caught 😂😂😂

  • @445oneballracing
    @445oneballracing ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What about the stolen full suspension mountain bike with carrier bag on seat/e-scooter?

  • @stueg
    @stueg ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious. Good banter.

  • @MikeDent
    @MikeDent ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video, I enjoyed that. One thing which they seem to all wear up here in N Lancs is a little hand bag across their body. Not sure what they keep in this bag, you will no doubt know exactly.

    • @jonsmith1162
      @jonsmith1162 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Weed, a grinder and a shitty little kitchen knife.

    • @peterh9238
      @peterh9238 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      dealer bag

  • @turborocketmedia
    @turborocketmedia ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So nicely summarised in the beginning! Love your content! Do top 10 of the top ideal police cars! 🔥❤️👌

  • @joetaylor486
    @joetaylor486 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yep. I was burgled by four little shit bags a few years ago. The rozzers rolled them all up and I got all my possessions back. Three of them engaged with restorative justice and so I met them, one in prison. They were all wearing "the uniform", as the social worker called it.

  • @Kyle-Russell
    @Kyle-Russell ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot the sports direct bag for life are a must for all shoplifters

  • @charliemanson4808
    @charliemanson4808 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bloody spot on Ben! 😂😂😂

  • @alexhadfield657
    @alexhadfield657 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Totally nailed it. I had a good laugh the other day when i saw a pair of 'little darlings' dressed exactly like that, sat on a patch of grass in handcuffs while the police helicopter was above presumably looking for their mates 😂

  • @kielb7016
    @kielb7016 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legend such a way with words! Your videos always crack me up

  • @pjsmoulder
    @pjsmoulder 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    There used to be a group of teenage lads in my town known in my house as the 'terrifying bodywarmer gang', hanging around in their best black/grey running-away-from-the-police oufits.

  • @jm52eat8
    @jm52eat8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hold that thought. I'm a vehicle technician day to day and find it quite comfy to wear a full tracksuit on my days off 🤔😂

  • @edmass4517
    @edmass4517 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    😂 I was cracking up at every frickin line 🤣

  • @stuartjohnston1086
    @stuartjohnston1086 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just brilliant and very amusing. That's made me laugh out loud. Keep up the great videos. :)

  • @Zoroarrkk
    @Zoroarrkk ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Not sure what you mean by the Tracksuit but I uh... I have jogging bottoms like that, that I wear all the time, in black and grey... Guess I haven't awoken to my calling yet xD

  • @user-qe9dx7tb6s
    @user-qe9dx7tb6s ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hi Ben, I have just had an offer for my local police force after a really long process. I am currently an electrician so taking a significant paycut to begin with but the police is something ove always wanted to do, Would you reccomend it or am i better staying as an electrician its such a hard decision with a young family. Thanks

    • @theilluminator_3374
      @theilluminator_3374 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you should do the thing you love. That way you’re more likely to advance and earn more money anyway!

    • @wellybobs4403
      @wellybobs4403 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Love nicking criminals more than buying Xmas presents for your kids...?

    • @BenPearson1965
      @BenPearson1965  ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You can do both, join the police and do sparking on your rest days pal.

    • @user-qe9dx7tb6s
      @user-qe9dx7tb6s ปีที่แล้ว

      Awesome Ben thank you, Wasn't sure if that would be acceptable 👍👍.

  • @chriseggleton9859
    @chriseggleton9859 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we have starter criminal cars please. Pissed myself watching this. Cheers you’ve made a bad couple of months disappear for 10 minutes.
    👍👍👍

    • @jonsmith1162
      @jonsmith1162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vauxhall over 10 years old and missing the hub caps.

  • @jonenglish6617
    @jonenglish6617 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Canada the puffer jacket is quite popular among sh1tbags. White undershirt stained with mustard stupidly baggy pants and a flat brimmed baseball cap, with the tag hanging off

  • @cockneyred
    @cockneyred ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can spot an under cover a mile off , super dry jacket... horrible trainers that most people stopped wearing in 92..and bald , or extremely receding

    • @jonsmith1162
      @jonsmith1162 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to do plain clothes work and so many of the lads wore exactly what you said. Embarrassing how obvious they were.

  • @hannahxx17
    @hannahxx17 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I deal with shoplifters all day long and I'm telling you all now.......I CAN SPOT YOU BEFORE YOU ENTER MY STORE. Seriously just get a neon sign that says 'totally not a criminal' and it would be less obvious.

    • @hannahxx17
      @hannahxx17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GodDamnItCarl Nah trust me, if you're dodgy we know it. Walking out without buying anything doesnt make us suspicious. Walking in areas of the store that seen out of place, taking unpopular aisles, posture, behaviour etc all make us watch you more. I can also tell instantly when a customer is just a customer so youre good dude.

    • @davekennedy6315
      @davekennedy6315 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you can spot a thief just by the way they look? What a load of BOLLOCKS haha! You cant be a good security (or whatever you are?) guard then. Theres plenty of criminals that by looks alone would be the very LAST people youd expect. Thats what makes them super effective as people like you only go for the stereotypes.

    • @DeeJay-sk6ue
      @DeeJay-sk6ue ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How come you’ve never caught me then ?

    • @hannahxx17
      @hannahxx17 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DeeJay-sk6ue Oh I love when criminals think youre smart. Here's the thing, if it's my store you come in and we know youre a prolific shoplifter (lean in this is a good one I promise) sometimes we let you. Thats because we have cameras and your face on record which is great with our new system that actually has facial recognition and sets off a warning when you come in. We record you through our whole store, the shopping centre, car park and all until youre off our property. Then when you come next time (usually after we have a nice little file) we call the cops and let them handle it. Then youre not just looking at one offence of shoplifting that gets you a slap on the wrist, youre looking at multiple and a sentence. Trust me no criminal is even remotely as clever as they think they are 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BhindiBhaji888
    @BhindiBhaji888 ปีที่แล้ว

    Genius. Made me laugh! LOL Dry your eyes-ville. Ace

  • @markhampson3166
    @markhampson3166 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Forgot to mention the black/white/grey UK Flag patch

  • @mrpeterson1481
    @mrpeterson1481 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hilarious and the right time for me as I have had a shit week.

  • @RWL2012
    @RWL2012 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:50 lol that web address redirects to The Birmingham Image 😂

  • @VotEtoPizdets
    @VotEtoPizdets ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:53 yes, i can confirm, those are authentic Gopniks. Much criminals in them.

  • @stephenhunt6007
    @stephenhunt6007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My town is full of this, walking through the local shopping centre, you wonder how it's still open.

  • @steve00alt70
    @steve00alt70 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And what about fully armoured gear'd motorcycle rider criminal. Some criminals actually are very serious about wearing full motorcycle safety protective gear ironically.
    How do criminals avoid detection? By blending in with other non criminal riders. And non rider criminals wear full protective gear.

  • @Neil260979
    @Neil260979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    🤣🤣🤣 Legend 🤣🤣🤣 You forgot the fake Belcher chain neckless and matching bracelet

    • @MCD20111
      @MCD20111 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lucythemoggy1970
    @lucythemoggy1970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    rattling off those items will make me look harder when i am out and about lol, oh he's a wrongun, he's a wrongun etc

  • @ThatGuySpencer
    @ThatGuySpencer ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just a question for anyone who may know: why do some officers wear high vis vests and some wear black vests? Are they assigned to each officer or are they just chosen? I’ve always wondered if there is a reason for each colour.

    • @jonsmith1162
      @jonsmith1162 ปีที่แล้ว

      High viz is usually mandatory if you're doing any form of roads policing, or out of vehicle policing on the roads. Standard response and ARV will wear black unless dealing with a traffic job.

  • @timothydraper3687
    @timothydraper3687 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I used to know a hoodlum at school called Levi, this made me laugh.

  • @coops1964
    @coops1964 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot the baseball cap! Usually worn under the jacket hood.

  • @paulrobinson8263
    @paulrobinson8263 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just simply ace content, spot on and thanks for putting this out there, just subscribed so will start watching whatever else you’ve kindly shared for us all 👌👍😁

  • @dizuko_
    @dizuko_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man, he forgot the manbag!

  • @Jam70cc
    @Jam70cc ปีที่แล้ว

    Slowly watching the video laughing to myself, then the pulp fiction wallet at the end… I have one 🤣

  • @taono
    @taono 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    nice ben, never a truer word spoken.

  • @jamescoulter1983
    @jamescoulter1983 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True vid well done mate

  • @chrishorrocks4882
    @chrishorrocks4882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sovereign ring: Chav positive symbol

  • @sbob17
    @sbob17 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your views they are funny.

  • @smelllikewee
    @smelllikewee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hoodrich clothing also!

  • @josta2010
    @josta2010 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seem to remember a bit of garish Burberry, whether it was a cap or a scarf, being popular among your more discerning chav/ned.

  • @Ryan-py9lj
    @Ryan-py9lj ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Damn, I've got a matching tracksuit and a north face jacket. I'm at level 2 of the shitbag code haha

  • @Wubslin
    @Wubslin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Auntie Maureen would scare the shyte out of Mrs Miggins without the ski mask

  • @garrybrown3970
    @garrybrown3970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely spot on 🤣👍

  • @Sarge92
    @Sarge92 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i do agree with what bens saying but i do think theres some nuance to it sometimes there isnt a choice to be made and that choice is made for us
    HOWEVER
    theres a big difference between being stopped in tesco stealing a pack of nappies and some food for your kids because youve no other option
    and beating the shit out of a old lady for the pension cheque in her purse
    the person stealing to feed there kids still knows its wrong but sees no other way and if given a choice would have chosen not to be in the situation she or he is in at this time

  • @deanplant1500
    @deanplant1500 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was pure class 🎉

  • @niallsheridan3704
    @niallsheridan3704 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant!!

  • @westyNUFC
    @westyNUFC ปีที่แล้ว

    Mrs Miggins is now 99? happy birthday Mrs Miggins.

  • @marcoperoni4735
    @marcoperoni4735 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolutely hilarious mate 😂😂👍

  • @charlescutts2387
    @charlescutts2387 ปีที่แล้ว

    Got me absolutely in stiches

  • @jankeydan9294
    @jankeydan9294 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don’t forget they need to smell like cut grass and Stella that’s been fermented in a basement before adding the lynx.

  • @vespaveloce1924
    @vespaveloce1924 ปีที่แล้ว

    Overlay numerous pairs of trackies for dramatic effect!

  • @crellercorps
    @crellercorps ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah, an elaborated version of the shit I said in college and got called a racial profiler for. 😂
    Keep doing God’s work

  • @mikecrockford6500
    @mikecrockford6500 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its all true Ben 👍

  • @joemorris4275
    @joemorris4275 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mrs miggings making a return .

  • @Clappers89
    @Clappers89 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Gucci man bag too

  • @1979jon
    @1979jon 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ive not got much but not been arrested 28 years and never been charged.

  • @scottpepper12
    @scottpepper12 ปีที่แล้ว

    You forgot to mention “best tracksuits” - You know, the one that hasn’t had a visit to Custody yet so still has the waist string in it. Brilliant though!

  • @wendybrindleystokes5050
    @wendybrindleystokes5050 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So funny, but so true 😂. They do all go to the same shop and look the same 😆

  • @Daniel-yk6mm
    @Daniel-yk6mm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think Ben has spent most of his time around these shit bags he could probably tell you what toothpaste they use 😂😂

    • @gteaz
      @gteaz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ben is telling them what toothpaste they need to use.

  • @TheTyke
    @TheTyke ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ey up, Ben. So I have a funny anecdote for you. I'm fairly sure you arrested me and a few of my family and friends back in the day (West Yorkshire) and we all had BMF wallets. They were custom made. I can't think of anyone else I know/knew with those wallets so I am wondering if it may have been me and mine you're on about. Was it a trend for others aswell or was it a specific group you had in mind?
    Either way, I can promise it wasn't from Auntie Maureen and it didn't have JD sports vouchers in it. Also never shoplifted.

  • @dannyjohnstone3232
    @dannyjohnstone3232 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the tips!!!!!

  • @johnwaring3231
    @johnwaring3231 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kind of ironic Ben himself wears Nike Air max trainers and sells hoodie tops for his ptsd charity.

  • @chavextinguisher2023
    @chavextinguisher2023 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Brilliant.

  • @3D_Printing
    @3D_Printing ปีที่แล้ว

    Have to use a web site that sounds like a clock ticking