There's a meme about Shane being for the people convinced "I can fix him!" but what I like about Shane's story is that you don't fix him. You give him a little support and then he realizes it's time to fix himself. He takes his ass to therapy, he gets himself hobbies, he starts investing in Jas and Marnie's happiness. We don't know his whole backstory but the hints we do have are dark enough to send anyone spiraling. It takes a hell of a lot to pull yourself out of that place, and while I wish he was written a little more mindfully in regard to alcohol, I also appreciate that it's never implied that his depression is cured overnight or that the farmer is the one who "fixed" him. All of that being said I'd drop his ass in a heartbeat if Robin ever got divorced.
I'm not married to Shane but I love his attitude once he gets rehabbed, I would complain about his shitty room but let's be honest, my room is a total mess too, so i love that dude. 🦆
This may be one of the few, if not the ONLY "what your stardew spouse says about you" video that DOESN'T call Elliott pretentious or snobby or have some kind of bad faith criticism of his 10 heart event and I feel like your description of people who like and marry him is so spot-on! Nearly every Elliott fan I know (myself included) is incredibly passionate and creative. Hats off to you!
I'd say that people who like Elliot are very passionate and romantic. Not just as in romantic love, but the sentimental, artistic sort of romantic as well.
Finally, a respectful take on Alex lovers 😭😭😭 I was so tired of hearing "If YOU like ALEX then you probably got BULLIED by somebody who LOOKS LIKE HIM" over and over again. Alex really is a sweetie who puts his whole heart into everything he does. He's a very passionate and troubled boy and I'm glad to see him getting a little more appreciation these days.
@@sodorart he’s a bit sexsist towards you I’ll give two examples I can give off the top of my head: 1. He won’t throw you a gridball because your “weak” cause ur a girl - this is different to the male farmer as he says that you don’t seem the type to play gridball, so I won’t throw it to you 2. You go out on a date and he eats a fat juicy steak and orders us a salad like-? 😭 3. Bonus: he takes our money to watch football Also I would like to say that I the vid is rlly accurate lol!
@@M1NN13thekitty Nope. He doesn't order you a salad. I hate when people say that. You never even see anybody order, Emily just brings you your food, so it's unfair to just claim Alex ordered for you. For all we know the farmer DID order that. Or maybe Emily could've been the one to decide we have a salad. Also Alex WILL throw you a gridball no matter what gender you are for his 2 heart event. Also I hope this doesn't sound pretentious but I'm a millionaire in this game and I don't care that Alex takes some pocket change just to indulge in his passions. My man's allowed to have hobbies and I like to spoil him
The Elliott one is so relatable! I’m on my first playthrough and been in love with Elliott. I’m waiting till spring came so I could propose! Finally someone does a respectful take on Elliott and not calling him creepy or pretentious 🎉
This video is so sweet! I was expecting a somewhat judgemental opinion video (like a lot of them usually are, even if they're joking). But this just ended up being really sweet! I love this!
wait you cooked with the Alex one, I’m really glad it wasn’t one of those “Alex is a bully” internalized homophobia rants based on nothing but looks when no evidence is shown that Alex is a bully at all
From the start I fell in love with sebastians smile and wanted to see it as often as I can. He still is the only spouse I ever chose. Except for being roommates with krobus.
The description for Harvey is 100% true at least for me I chose him because despite the fact that he is anxious, he remains calm and enjoys his passion outside of his work, he is someone who is quite simple and attentive (even if he only talks about medicine almost constantly these ends of sentences always say that we matter to him and I find that cute) there is no complication with him from the start He is nice and literally only asks for cups of coffee and he loves planes ( I also have model airplanes😂)
@@niconico-tan I saw there were a lot of other videos saying kinda the same stuff over and over again ("You like pretty women if you like Haley") so I wanted to do something different!!
I always went for Leah in all my playthroughs! You were spot on, I was always drawn to her fierce independence, her boldness, her ability to use what's around her and her very transparent sense of communication
I started playing stardew this year and I love it so much I decided to try all the different farms and spouses. I’m four saves in and the only spouse that made me want a divorce is Harvey because he asked me to be his dance partner the day before the Flower Dance just to abandon me and dance with Maru. The drama…
Aaaahhh! This video was so cute! 🥰 Everyone had such a perfect explanation. As a consistent Harvey wife, lol, you really hit the nail on the head. There's nothing quite as sexy as someone who has stability and enjoys their hobbies. My sister loves Shane, and ngl, your description for that sounds pretty accurate for her to the point that it made me a little emotional. I think we see fragments of ourselves in the characters we're drawn to, and that just makes it all the more special.
I'm rly happy the take on Elliott was actually good and serious. So many people hate him and make fun of players who romance him that I was just prepared for something bad lol
i thought this was going to be one of those videos with a bunch of like jokes and making fun of everyone (hoping almost lol) and what i actually got was way better really interesting like actually analyzing them and the type of people who might like them
Happily marrying Elliott on any save file I can, and you absolutely hit the nail right on the head. This is very much what I’m like, and heck, I’m down for friendly conversations over a nice cup of (well, not coffee, but) hot chocolate. :)
FINALLY someone gets Sebastian! Everyone just reduces him to some emo basement dweller but he’s just introverted and has anxiety fr he’s so sweet and genuinely is severely misunderstood 😭🤚
my go-to spouses are usually sam and sebastian, and im partially each one of the descriptions you gave! this is probably one of the best "what your spouse says about you" video :D
Damn this video is so well thought out and insightful! I spent the last hour on the phone with my partner (who has never played the game) discussing our thoughts on who he would have picked. In my first playthrough I married Alex, and your analysis of the type of person who would marry him is dead on
I like Alex, but I think he’s better off as a friend. The reason I love Sebastian so much is because I can relate to how he’s treated by his family. It sucks when you get ignored and left to rot in the basement. That’s why he’s always my go to, because I wanna get him out of that environment and give him a room with a window. Also he’s so cute. Hayley is also my second choice
Honestly as an Elliot enthusiast, thank you for not calling us either ‘dramatic’, ‘theatre kid’ or ‘Wattpad/AO3 reader’ (even though I fit two of those categories but shhh). I chose Elliot because I enjoyed his character, gotta admit, at first when I played SV, I thought he was LONEY ugly XD. But after playing the game more and learning more about his character (through videos on youtube) I started to enjoy his character and that he likes to write poems and make them into a living. It’s something similar to me, I like to write stories for fun but I also do think I’d like to make it into a living, or at least maybe a book illustrator since I like to draw, and I just find it easy to connect with him :D. Good to see a ‘What your Stardew Valley spouse says about you’ video that doesn’t diss at least one of the spouses
would love to see your take on the outsiders of the NPCs... like the wizard, Linus, Gunther and the others. like yes, we've talked about the wizard's "wandering wand" problem and which kid may have been the his little "patronus" as a result... but there's something going on with him and Linus. they have Both used the line, "people are afraid of things they don't understand," when referring to the townspeople and their interactions with them. and during the autumn/Halloween fest, we can see them hanging out together. as well as during the ice fest, Linus has his igloo Conveniently in the way of the wizard's place so we can't go talk to him. it's almost like he's being a tiny bit of a Renfield to the wizard's Dracula. and where does Gunther sleep? the library/museum doesn't appear to have a secondary room like other townsfolk's places do. and is it kind of weird that he Kind of seems like he's the wizard in disguise? i don't know, just a weird vibe i get from them both. and i don't think i've ever seen them together.
I normally have multiple spouses in the following order: Sebastian, Abigail, Hailey, Elliot, the wizard (expanded), the pink haired girl (expanded) and Krokus (Krokus varies depending on my playthrough) Edit: I meant krobus idk why auto correct did that, also I forgot about Leah. She's usually before the pink haired girl
That rare moment when a person doesn’t insult any of the SV spouses, much lessons of your faves. Dear god I feel like my entire personality was read, Sincerely, a Haley, Leah, and Sam lover.
Glad you enjoyed the video! Constant roasting and low tier quips about characters have been a consistent thing with Stardew valley since 2016, time for something new
@@sodorart I love it. I have some of the spouses that I dislike for different reasons, but telling people they have a problem for liking them……except with Shane maybe….never seemed to have a point
@@sodorart it’s not subjective to think Shane lovers need help. If you want a partner that is constantly relying on your help to heal them, then you need help, or at least to reevaluate what you’re really hoping for.
I always liked harvey and wanted to marry him eventually, but after persuing him up to 10 hearts i sort of realized hes kinda borning and decided to go for krobus instead :/
@@citrinethecorgi completely valid! I marry Shane and Harvey the most and yeah, he can be "dull" for sure, but sometimes I crave that stability and security!!
I’m a Sam girlie and erm you literally described me down to the t Edit: I also always become besties with Lea and that also describes me, get out of my head😭
You were so on point with sebby😭😭 I'm always quiet and never really smile until i see something funny so i get asked and told alot of why and that i should smile and speak more. Also i relate to him by A LOT just minus the stepfather part because i ain't got no father💀 and emos are one of my types sooo(Yes i only got two friends 😞)
My favorite will always be maru and I do keep a lot of old stuff that I feel very sentimental about. I love maru and I'm suprised that she's unpopular or that people see her as boring
As someone who always marries Elliott and or Shane the descriptions are 100% accurate!! I should really try to woo Sam but knowing myself I'm gonna end up with the usual guys anyway haha. (Psst, if you are going for Robin, let me know and I'll help. Then Demetrius will finally be free to be with me!)
chose alex because 1 he is the village himbo and 2 we share the same daddy issues, he is just like me fr fr he is just so cute and sweet, love him so much, i cried when he told me about his past, i would give that poor man the world
The ending, I can not!!! 😂 This was so refreshing in comparison to other videos in that vein. As someone who genuinely loves Elliott, Haley and Shane, I'm sick and tired of people unnecessarily hating on them or people who like them. Your commentary here was very well thought out and spot-on. I definitely recognized myself and my loved ones who are fellow players of this game in your descriptions. Personally, I love giving every single one of these NPCs a shot at one point since they deserve it and it's so interesting to me as a longtime player and lover of this game to follow their routes. Yet, why does Haley keep calling to me and wanting me to marry her again, almost every new save I create? Maybe because she reminds me so much of my irl wife to a point where it's almost scary. 😅 Anyway, after casually watching lots of your lore videos, it's high time I sub to your channel. Keep up the great work. I especially love the lore related content from you because we tend to agree but you also give me food for thought and that's always appreciated. 😁🙌🏾
I'm glad you enjoyed it!! Yeah honestly, it's always the same, tired little quip about characters and the criticism is always so severe for the stupidest stuff. Ain't no way people actually hate Pierre for taking ONE day off a week 🙄 Thank you for the sub!!
I married Penny because my hero complex kicked in when I visited her home for the first time. That woman is too precious for this world and must be protected at all costs. Personally, I have zero desire to travel the world. I only care about having stability and consistency.
I went for Maru the first time I played. Second time: Leah. By this point I've married every girl other than Penny. Leah three or four times and Abigail twice.
Sam lover here! I just thought I picked him cause he's cute and I can easily fish up a loved gifted for him out side his house, but with how correct you described me, I guess there might be more to that...
I usually pick Sebastian or Elliott to be my spouse. I'm more drawn to Sebastian though. My first ever spouse was Elliott. I find the sea really beautiful so I could see him and I bonding over that. Thanks for the kind analysis. I was surprised a bit. People seem to get really passionate about what characters they like and don't like, myself included.
My favorite spouse's are Hailey and Eliott idk why but the other feel either a little to young for my taste (like sam or Abigail), better as friends (like Shane or Emily) or are just bland (like Harvey and Maru). I don't hate anny of the spouse, but we can agree that a lot of them kinda stop with their life after you marry them and juist become a stay-at-home parents
I was going to go for leah but i am starting to fall for emily since she always says i should be careful at the mines and always says she wants to come help at the farm if she had more time. Also the bird thing was just so cute that she rescued him!
Thank you for watching! Who is your favorite Stardew Valley spouse?
Used to be a Harvey girlie now I’m a Sam girlie
Sam!
i stan for sam and seb
shane..... and u read me to filth 😭😭😭😭
krobus i love krobus idc if he's not *actually* a spouse he's my roomate and i love him platonically
There's a meme about Shane being for the people convinced "I can fix him!" but what I like about Shane's story is that you don't fix him. You give him a little support and then he realizes it's time to fix himself. He takes his ass to therapy, he gets himself hobbies, he starts investing in Jas and Marnie's happiness. We don't know his whole backstory but the hints we do have are dark enough to send anyone spiraling. It takes a hell of a lot to pull yourself out of that place, and while I wish he was written a little more mindfully in regard to alcohol, I also appreciate that it's never implied that his depression is cured overnight or that the farmer is the one who "fixed" him.
All of that being said I'd drop his ass in a heartbeat if Robin ever got divorced.
I'm not married to Shane but I love his attitude once he gets rehabbed, I would complain about his shitty room but let's be honest, my room is a total mess too, so i love that dude. 🦆
This may be one of the few, if not the ONLY "what your stardew spouse says about you" video that DOESN'T call Elliott pretentious or snobby or have some kind of bad faith criticism of his 10 heart event and I feel like your description of people who like and marry him is so spot-on! Nearly every Elliott fan I know (myself included) is incredibly passionate and creative. Hats off to you!
Glad you liked the video!!
I'd say that people who like Elliot are very passionate and romantic. Not just as in romantic love, but the sentimental, artistic sort of romantic as well.
I completely agree with this comment and relate with you about being passionate and creative :D
I was PREPARED for that "You need help"
@@urlocalblob1244 LOLOL
Finally, a respectful take on Alex lovers 😭😭😭 I was so tired of hearing "If YOU like ALEX then you probably got BULLIED by somebody who LOOKS LIKE HIM" over and over again. Alex really is a sweetie who puts his whole heart into everything he does. He's a very passionate and troubled boy and I'm glad to see him getting a little more appreciation these days.
@@Kebbysheepman if I hear "If you like Alex, you probably like sports" one more time 😐
My ick with Alex is when you marry him as a female farmer, I’m fine w him w a male farmer tho
@@M1NN13thekitty what does he say/do if you're married to him as a female farmer?
@@sodorart he’s a bit sexsist towards you I’ll give two examples I can give off the top of my head:
1. He won’t throw you a gridball because your “weak” cause ur a girl - this is different to the male farmer as he says that you don’t seem the type to play gridball, so I won’t throw it to you
2. You go out on a date and he eats a fat juicy steak and orders us a salad like-? 😭
3. Bonus: he takes our money to watch football
Also I would like to say that I the vid is rlly accurate lol!
@@M1NN13thekitty Nope. He doesn't order you a salad. I hate when people say that. You never even see anybody order, Emily just brings you your food, so it's unfair to just claim Alex ordered for you. For all we know the farmer DID order that. Or maybe Emily could've been the one to decide we have a salad.
Also Alex WILL throw you a gridball no matter what gender you are for his 2 heart event.
Also I hope this doesn't sound pretentious but I'm a millionaire in this game and I don't care that Alex takes some pocket change just to indulge in his passions. My man's allowed to have hobbies and I like to spoil him
For some reason I find it really funny, you've almost made a horoscope 😂
@@DaiMoscv LOL I actually do wanna make a video where I theorize all of the spouses horoscope signs
my wife is Hailey bc im gay and had such a massive crush on regina george when i was younger
Seriously? An Emily take that actually acknowledges her strengths and does not reduce her to *"muh crazy goofy gem girl"* ?
The reductionism of every character is so wild to me :/ and it's always the same tired jokes that I've been hearing since 2016. YAWN, I say
The Elliott one is so relatable! I’m on my first playthrough and been in love with Elliott. I’m waiting till spring came so I could propose! Finally someone does a respectful take on Elliott and not calling him creepy or pretentious 🎉
People are WAY too critical of some of the characters for no reason :/
you got me with that harvey description 😅
safety and stability are like #1 if you’ve ever been in an abusive relationship irl
@@ashleighparker4623 We love consistency and kindness, even if it's "dull" 🥰
This video is so sweet! I was expecting a somewhat judgemental opinion video (like a lot of them usually are, even if they're joking). But this just ended up being really sweet! I love this!
@@SnowyyyStar glad you enjoyed it!!!
I really liked it! It's so sweet that you said something nice about everyone! I don't see that as often as I'd like
@@yukinekoike241 I'm glad you liked it!!!
wait you cooked with the Alex one, I’m really glad it wasn’t one of those “Alex is a bully” internalized homophobia rants based on nothing but looks when no evidence is shown that Alex is a bully at all
They call me Chef Boyardee with the way I cook 🔥👨🍳
MY SPOUSES WERE SAM, ALEX, SEB AND ELLIOT, WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE
@@whitepistachio 🥰🥰🥰
all in one go you say 😅
@@_makao4267 yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Felt, they're all sweeties. I couldn't choose between them so poly sweet is great. Plus I'm gay and love them ❤
@@kenlee8970 Yeeee I use polyamory sweet too!!
i feel so seen, i think this is the only take on spouses that counts
Glad you like it!!
I do need help! Can’t throw a parade for Shane all by myself!
@@chessaheg9520 LOL very true! I'll help with the banner!
Ooh! Can I help too?!
@@moonlitrose8307 the more the merrier!
Count me in! My best bro deserves it all
From the start I fell in love with sebastians smile and wanted to see it as often as I can. He still is the only spouse I ever chose. Except for being roommates with krobus.
@@eyekona love at first sight 🥰
Ok but this is so me but with sam lol,
Krobus is like a pet so id say your safe lol
@@halakon666 LMFAOO 💀💀
Sameeeeeee friend!! Every time I see him smile it just light my day 🥰🥹
I appreciate your positive outlook on Stardew Valley lore. Stardew is such a wholesome game and I think your content reflects that. :)
Thank you so much!!
The description for Harvey is 100% true at least for me
I chose him because despite the fact that he is anxious, he remains calm and enjoys his passion outside of his work, he is someone who is quite simple and attentive
(even if he only talks about medicine almost constantly these ends of sentences always say that we matter to him and I find that cute)
there is no complication with him from the start
He is nice and literally only asks for cups of coffee
and he loves planes ( I also have model airplanes😂)
Soulmates fr fr 🥰
@@sodorart lmao I want a Harvey in my life🤣
Timecodes :
Introduction : 00:00
Alex : 00:38
Abigail : 01:31
Elliot : 02:13
Emily : 02:53
Harvey : 03:50
Haley : 04:36
Sam : 05:18
Leah : 05:50
Sebastian : 06:30
Maru : 07:06
Shane : 07:40
Penny : 08:20
Robin : 08:44
Outro : 08:53
Thanks for the video !!
Ty for timestamps!
THE SEBASTIAN ONE IS SO REAL...
@@youbroughtyourdog44 now to DOUBLE judge you cuz I know you skipped ahead to Sebastian since he's your fave LMFAOOO exposed 🗣❗
OMG RIGHT-😭
@@sodorart NOOOO IVE BEEN CAUGHT!!! SCATTER
i came in here expecting to get a read, but this was so positive
@@niconico-tan I saw there were a lot of other videos saying kinda the same stuff over and over again ("You like pretty women if you like Haley") so I wanted to do something different!!
as a shane lover, I fear you have captured me perfectly. life sucks but I can't help but push forward.
Nowhere else to go but ahead!
I love how I can relate to many of the descriptions and yet see how compatible with each spouse
I always went for Leah in all my playthroughs!
You were spot on, I was always drawn to her fierce independence, her boldness, her ability to use what's around her and her very transparent sense of communication
I started playing stardew this year and I love it so much I decided to try all the different farms and spouses. I’m four saves in and the only spouse that made me want a divorce is Harvey because he asked me to be his dance partner the day before the Flower Dance just to abandon me and dance with Maru. The drama…
@@Gothmgrl HUH ❗❗❗ This is crazyyyyyy
I'm watching the video and not even a full minute in, I am emotionally damaged 😭
it hit too close to home man
@@mincedgarliclove LMFAOOO
Aaaahhh! This video was so cute! 🥰 Everyone had such a perfect explanation. As a consistent Harvey wife, lol, you really hit the nail on the head. There's nothing quite as sexy as someone who has stability and enjoys their hobbies. My sister loves Shane, and ngl, your description for that sounds pretty accurate for her to the point that it made me a little emotional. I think we see fragments of ourselves in the characters we're drawn to, and that just makes it all the more special.
ConcernedApe does such a wonderful job with creating characters that we can relate to 🥰
I'm rly happy the take on Elliott was actually good and serious. So many people hate him and make fun of players who romance him that I was just prepared for something bad lol
i thought this was going to be one of those videos with a bunch of like jokes and making fun of everyone (hoping almost lol) and what i actually got was way better really interesting like actually analyzing them and the type of people who might like them
@@daryncollins7640 thank you!! 🥰
The Emily one is kinda real for me lmao
@@Just_a_N00b I'm reading minds over here 💆♀️
@@sodorart Fr
Ahhh Sam is surprisingly accurate. I'm glad this video is so positive! Tired of hearing I'm into "man babies"
@@Julesxoxx Literally, YAWN! The same tired judgy comments I've been hearing since 2016 :( I'm glad you like the video!!
Happily marrying Elliott on any save file I can, and you absolutely hit the nail right on the head. This is very much what I’m like, and heck, I’m down for friendly conversations over a nice cup of (well, not coffee, but) hot chocolate. :)
I have no words for the accuracy with Elliott
😁
As a player who is married to Emily...yeah I'd say you pretty much describe me well lol
Why would you have a spouse when KROBUS exists
@@hencyaprabaharan6985 I should do more videos about Krobus
@@sodorartplease do! Love Krobus.
FINALLY someone gets Sebastian! Everyone just reduces him to some emo basement dweller but he’s just introverted and has anxiety fr he’s so sweet and genuinely is severely misunderstood 😭🤚
my go-to spouses are usually sam and sebastian, and im partially each one of the descriptions you gave! this is probably one of the best "what your spouse says about you" video :D
Alex's was spot on and I was touched. That explains a lot why I like him so much
I should make a video about Alex, a lot of Alex lovers in the comments 👀
@@sodorartYou summoned us all 😂
Damn this video is so well thought out and insightful!
I spent the last hour on the phone with my partner (who has never played the game) discussing our thoughts on who he would have picked. In my first playthrough I married Alex, and your analysis of the type of person who would marry him is dead on
@@kreasannarrainsamy3196 thank you so much!!
I love the bit with Robin that you added at the end! 🤣
LOL glad you liked it!!
I like Alex, but I think he’s better off as a friend. The reason I love Sebastian so much is because I can relate to how he’s treated by his family. It sucks when you get ignored and left to rot in the basement. That’s why he’s always my go to, because I wanna get him out of that environment and give him a room with a window. Also he’s so cute. Hayley is also my second choice
That was great! I’m so glad to see Haley being represented this way! She’s really just misunderstood!
Honestly as an Elliot enthusiast, thank you for not calling us either ‘dramatic’, ‘theatre kid’ or ‘Wattpad/AO3 reader’ (even though I fit two of those categories but shhh). I chose Elliot because I enjoyed his character, gotta admit, at first when I played SV, I thought he was LONEY ugly XD. But after playing the game more and learning more about his character (through videos on youtube) I started to enjoy his character and that he likes to write poems and make them into a living. It’s something similar to me, I like to write stories for fun but I also do think I’d like to make it into a living, or at least maybe a book illustrator since I like to draw, and I just find it easy to connect with him :D. Good to see a ‘What your Stardew Valley spouse says about you’ video that doesn’t diss at least one of the spouses
would love to see your take on the outsiders of the NPCs...
like the wizard, Linus, Gunther and the others. like yes, we've talked about the wizard's "wandering wand" problem and which kid may have been the his little "patronus" as a result... but there's something going on with him and Linus. they have Both used the line, "people are afraid of things they don't understand," when referring to the townspeople and their interactions with them. and during the autumn/Halloween fest, we can see them hanging out together. as well as during the ice fest, Linus has his igloo Conveniently in the way of the wizard's place so we can't go talk to him. it's almost like he's being a tiny bit of a Renfield to the wizard's Dracula.
and where does Gunther sleep? the library/museum doesn't appear to have a secondary room like other townsfolk's places do. and is it kind of weird that he Kind of seems like he's the wizard in disguise? i don't know, just a weird vibe i get from them both. and i don't think i've ever seen them together.
Noted!! Thank you!!!
This is the first time I'm seeing someone make such a detail video on what your favourite character says about you. Love it!
Glad you liked it!
If your spouse is krobus you are ace- mhmmhm
Love this video super cute
@@Legendary_dragoon34 cooked 🗣❗
The Alex one made me cry and i'm not even joking
AWWW I DIDN’T EXPECT THE PENNY ONE TO FIT ME SO MUCH!! WAILS SO LOUD HOPS ON STARDEW TO SAY HI TO MY BELOVED WIFE PENNY!!
🥰
Thank you for giving us Elliot fans a chance 😭
He deserves the world and more
er....im just into smart strong men (elliot)
So true
I normally have multiple spouses in the following order:
Sebastian, Abigail, Hailey, Elliot, the wizard (expanded), the pink haired girl (expanded) and Krokus (Krokus varies depending on my playthrough)
Edit: I meant krobus idk why auto correct did that, also I forgot about Leah. She's usually before the pink haired girl
That rare moment when a person doesn’t insult any of the SV spouses, much lessons of your faves. Dear god I feel like my entire personality was read,
Sincerely,
a Haley, Leah, and Sam lover.
Glad you enjoyed the video! Constant roasting and low tier quips about characters have been a consistent thing with Stardew valley since 2016, time for something new
@@sodorart I love it.
I have some of the spouses that I dislike for different reasons, but telling people they have a problem for liking them……except with Shane maybe….never seemed to have a point
@@squidmom3162 I am a Shane lover 😔 tsk tsk 😔 I sentence you to 1 million years of being woken up at 3am by kittens
@@sodorart it’s not subjective to think Shane lovers need help. If you want a partner that is constantly relying on your help to heal them, then you need help, or at least to reevaluate what you’re really hoping for.
I truly can’t stop marrying Shane
I’ve married others in my first playings, but I keep going back to Shane
You got the nail on the head! I’m an Abagail girlie and that spoke to me in a different level!
🥰
I always liked harvey and wanted to marry him eventually, but after persuing him up to 10 hearts i sort of realized hes kinda borning and decided to go for krobus instead :/
@@citrinethecorgi completely valid! I marry Shane and Harvey the most and yeah, he can be "dull" for sure, but sometimes I crave that stability and security!!
my first spouse was sebastian and you read me like a book.
Shane's part was so true to me😭😭
I’m a Sam girlie and erm you literally described me down to the t
Edit: I also always become besties with Lea and that also describes me, get out of my head😭
I'm in the walls....
@@sodorart AHHH
I love Penny, but Sam fits my description the most
You were so on point with sebby😭😭 I'm always quiet and never really smile until i see something funny so i get asked and told alot of why and that i should smile and speak more. Also i relate to him by A LOT just minus the stepfather part because i ain't got no father💀 and emos are one of my types sooo(Yes i only got two friends 😞)
As a person who always marry Elliot, I think you are 100% right. I'm also a writer, wich is why I decided to know him better in my first playthrough.
My favorite will always be maru and I do keep a lot of old stuff that I feel very sentimental about. I love maru and I'm suprised that she's unpopular or that people see her as boring
an extra 5 years gets added to my life every time one of these videos doesn’t go the “he’s a manchild, you wanna mother your spouse!” route with Sam🙏
@@DENTISTHATER 🤲🌟🧴 enjoy your essence of life
Shame on you for not including us Krobus lovers
Jk, very interesting video
@@Muser920 you know what, I def should have, he slipped my mind cuz I was making this video late at night
@@sodorart if that's the case then there probably weren't that many comments for you to analyze over, no worries
As someone who always marries Elliott and or Shane the descriptions are 100% accurate!! I should really try to woo Sam but knowing myself I'm gonna end up with the usual guys anyway haha.
(Psst, if you are going for Robin, let me know and I'll help. Then Demetrius will finally be free to be with me!)
chose alex because 1 he is the village himbo and 2 we share the same daddy issues, he is just like me fr fr he is just so cute and sweet, love him so much, i cried when he told me about his past, i would give that poor man the world
omg i wouldn't feel called more with the harvey one 🤩 finally a video that doesn't take a negative rewiev about spouses
Glad you enjoyed!!
feeling both called out and assured with the Abby part
I switch between Elliott and Sebastian because I like moody/flamboyant pretty boys
Omg you got me with the Elliott. My first crush is Penny, and you read me on that too.
The ending, I can not!!! 😂 This was so refreshing in comparison to other videos in that vein. As someone who genuinely loves Elliott, Haley and Shane, I'm sick and tired of people unnecessarily hating on them or people who like them. Your commentary here was very well thought out and spot-on. I definitely recognized myself and my loved ones who are fellow players of this game in your descriptions. Personally, I love giving every single one of these NPCs a shot at one point since they deserve it and it's so interesting to me as a longtime player and lover of this game to follow their routes. Yet, why does Haley keep calling to me and wanting me to marry her again, almost every new save I create?
Maybe because she reminds me so much of my irl wife to a point where it's almost scary. 😅 Anyway, after casually watching lots of your lore videos, it's high time I sub to your channel. Keep up the great work. I especially love the lore related content from you because we tend to agree but you also give me food for thought and that's always appreciated. 😁🙌🏾
I'm glad you enjoyed it!!
Yeah honestly, it's always the same, tired little quip about characters and the criticism is always so severe for the stupidest stuff. Ain't no way people actually hate Pierre for taking ONE day off a week 🙄
Thank you for the sub!!
I married Penny because my hero complex kicked in when I visited her home for the first time. That woman is too precious for this world and must be protected at all costs. Personally, I have zero desire to travel the world. I only care about having stability and consistency.
Damn with the Shane one tho- Im not optimistic, i just need help 😅
Yeah I skipped ahead, I apologise- not really lol
@@dearilz come back to this video in a year and you'll be optimistic 🥰
@@dearilz classic Shane lover smh my head
@@sodorart Shane lover forever!
@@dearilz 🥰🥰🥰
"I probably don't like you...
-Ohhh....
-At first!
-Oh ?"
And eventually getting a cool desciption for liking Alex
LOL I gotta do a little clickbait as a treat
My favorite part about Stardew is the Valley. Nice video!
I went for Maru the first time I played. Second time: Leah. By this point I've married every girl other than Penny. Leah three or four times and Abigail twice.
I did not expect the astrology talk XD
I like Haley because she's peak caregiver
Sam lover here! I just thought I picked him cause he's cute and I can easily fish up a loved gifted for him out side his house, but with how correct you described me, I guess there might be more to that...
I knew my spouse is Shane when I got 8 hearts with Emily event and Shane dressed as a punk/goth. That's literally my aesthetic for life
i just discoverd youre channel some days ago i fell in love with youre lore videos pls never stop
Thank you so much!
I usually pick Sebastian or Elliott to be my spouse. I'm more drawn to Sebastian though. My first ever spouse was Elliott. I find the sea really beautiful so I could see him and I bonding over that. Thanks for the kind analysis. I was surprised a bit. People seem to get really passionate about what characters they like and don't like, myself included.
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
My favorite spouse's are Hailey and Eliott idk why but the other feel either a little to young for my taste (like sam or Abigail), better as friends (like Shane or Emily) or are just bland (like Harvey and Maru).
I don't hate anny of the spouse, but we can agree that a lot of them kinda stop with their life after you marry them and juist become a stay-at-home parents
And here i thought id be getting insulted again but nope genuinely a nice word
Okay, but when you got to Shane... HOW TF DID YOU KNOW!? How dare you know how to read my entire character in .5 seconds!
@@Naku_Creates LOLOLOL
I usually go for Leah, but I've also married Haley, Maru, Abigail, and Alex
I like that u go in depth and don't just say the most surface level stuff ever. My fav is Sammy poo and it all felt too accurate ☝️
@@LivLuvConditions thank you!!
I was going to go for leah but i am starting to fall for emily since she always says i should be careful at the mines and always says she wants to come help at the farm if she had more time. Also the bird thing was just so cute that she rescued him!
I married Penny cause she reminds me of my actual wife in so many small ways...
That's so sweet :,)
I just like my gamurs Abigail and Sebastian tbh xD. But once I learned about Krobus, I have to admit I’m tempted to move in with him instead lol
Give it a try! A lot of people love him as a roommate 🥰
Very nice video - almost makes me rethink my choice of my irl spouse in co-op mode 😅
i'm a harvey fan and this is sooo accurate
OMFG 1 minute of video and you read me like a children’s book girl stop love you 🥰
Harvey, really accurate
Yay for Penny!!! But I would be terrible for her so Abigail it is.
@@thragtusk1490 I think I'd be terrible for Sebastian and Penny tbh LOL
I really like your theories and videos about my favorite game. I would love to watch a video of your thougths about Penny
Thank you!
I am a mix between the Sam and Seb spouse descriptions that is how I act- (Makes since because I want both-)
I got overwhelmed with how much all of these people needed saving from where they live and let Krobus move in instead 😂 Whats that say about me?
Sebastian and Sam are the two that I always find the most difficult to choose between.