The worst possible thing that Hakita could do now is just make it so 1 random person gets a size two fish, it would drive everyone further into a frenzy
It’s actually insane how a seemingly simple secret fishing level has ended up being one of the most complicated experiences of ULTRAKILL instead. Also, obligatory: THE SIZE TWO!!! THE SIZE TWO IS REAL!!!!!!!
Bro you just gave the entire Ultrakill community schizophrenia. The fact that we can all collectively lie to ourselves is amazing; I cannot believe that everyone here pretended size 2 was fake for so long! We have video proof now! To doubters: Go try it yourself! I just got my size 2 fish, and something about it is just so... Amazing. It's like I'm holding something so valuable that the world itself would weep at its loss. This is truly a gift from beyond the heavens.
Thanks for the guide, I can't believe size 2 is real, just got mine! Make sure you guys turn your volume up for the morse code it might be difficult to hear!
Does it only play once? per attempt, also what triggers it? I've had a few playthroughs where it j didn't play, I got the bottle first then the rod idk what I'm doing wrong?
@@thedootslayer3339 I don't want to leave you hanging on this so I'll let you know! My comment and the video's a goof, there is no size 2, as much as I wish it were reel! 🎣
There's another illegal fishing spot in the blood chamber. The second vertebrae on the right, if you push yourself up against the wall, you can fish in the ocean out of bounds. You need a fish as bait for the shark, of course.
@@TCcool283 Iron Lung convict: Cannot breathe blood, needs a slow old submarine with terrible camera, dies V1: BLOOD IS FUEL, Fast and maneuverable, purposely downscales his superior camera, immediately obliterates the monster, has SSStyle
Did it so quickly thanks to this guide! I'm number 34 now, but I'm surprised that so few people have managed to do this yet especially with your guide! Thanks! Can't believe that Size 2 is REAL!
I got my own size 2 fish!!!!! I had to restart the level a few times for the Morse code to play but eventually it did! Thank you for the awesome guide!
all of the time and effort needed to follow this guide was damn painful to get through, but guys, it's so, SO worth it... i've since themed my whole steam profile page around my size 2 fish, 234 screenshots decorate it as if i were its number one fan (i am) - who woulda thought that something so... simple... would give me such elation thank you kind stranger for this guide, i have liked and subscribed for it was the least i could do
I followed this process quite a while and kept failing at certain parts. After ten days of continous trying I was almost done and oh so close to get my beloved size 2 fish. But just when I cast my fishing route one last time Hakita called me on Discord to congratulate me on my achievement (We are not even friends kinda weird ngl). There was only one last thing I needed to do and that was to give him the funny numbers on the back of my credit card. Needless to say I immediatly did just that and he hung up and this profile picture turned to the default symbol (Kinda odd ngl). Long story short I have crippling depression.
This video was so helpful! Did you know there's an extra secret with the Size 2 Fish related to the S.R.S. Cannon? It's amazing! I won't spoil it though, finding it is half the fun.
Holy shit I got one. I wasnt hearing the morse at first, but after putting my music to 0 and restarting a few times i got it. Make sure you pick up the fishing rod AFTER you grab the bottle if you are having trouble.
I legit tried this for hours on end before realizing that i heard the morse code wrong :(. Thanks for the guide to help a bit with the confusion i would have never gotten this if you hadn't helped
This is an ARG. go to the credits room and pick up and hold the mysterious druid knight. you might need to go to the real location mentioned in the hint.
Loads of people beat me to it, but i did end up getting that size 2 in the end. Maybe once the size 2.5 is located i can get a spot on the leaderboard.
I somehow found a size 2 dope fish on my first playthrough of this level. I am sure it was a size 2 fish and I just thought that it was size 2 because the dope fish looks big.
That chart with the fish with the 4 horsemen as rows has me thinking that the next prime soul will be related to death, in either Judas's betrayal of Jesus leading to his death, or Jesus's death itself. I believe this because Minos's theme is called order, which ties back to conquest as a whole and maintaining order between the conquested nations. And Sisyphus's theme is quite literally called war. Its also probably not famine as the next layers deal with violence as well. As for who famine is, i have no clue.
I genuinely can’t tell if this is a shitpost or not because it seems so complicated for a fucking size 2 fish but hakita would absolutely do it for the funny
if you hold for a minute the Druid knight will say this "hey psst! the waterfall Conceals the waters up. Agnes Gorge Trail. use your ability, and find size 2 "
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I found the size 2 in the lake
Counter Size 2!!!!
I dont know who to trust
@@gLud3 ah yes, my favourite ultrakill youtuber: Counter Strike 2
For size 2
@@gLud3 the bronze chain
@@JimmySaulGoodmanMcGill1960 black sceptic guy
How such a simple mechanic in video games led to a whole paranoia levels of craziness in a community
despite everything though we worked together to overcome all odds though, the size 2 is ours.
The community is starving for updates already, that's why.
Because there's a lack of badassness in the gaming industries. Specially fighting ones
@@29SEBA bruh we JUST got P-2
@@Akathysia and people still asking for more
The worst possible thing that Hakita could do now is just make it so 1 random person gets a size two fish, it would drive everyone further into a frenzy
what are you talking about? this video shows how to get size 2
@@realperson8582 I think he means someone gets the size 2 without having to do this whole process, just to confuse people :D
Hakita: What about size 3?
@@SVN_ETR size 3 will have you to do advanced mathematical equations to get a size 3
@@SVN_ETR you will have to murder your entire family and track down hakita and let them extract every organ that you have for size 3
It’s actually insane how a seemingly simple secret fishing level has ended up being one of the most complicated experiences of ULTRAKILL instead. Also, obligatory:
THE SIZE TWO!!! THE SIZE TWO IS REAL!!!!!!!
cybergrind guides are GONE, fishing optimization is the future my friend
@@gLud3 o7
can we get much higher
Finally....the size two....is ours.
@@gLud3 is the tutorial and size 2 fish actually real?
Bro you just gave the entire Ultrakill community schizophrenia. The fact that we can all collectively lie to ourselves is amazing; I cannot believe that everyone here pretended size 2 was fake for so long! We have video proof now! To doubters: Go try it yourself!
I just got my size 2 fish, and something about it is just so... Amazing.
It's like I'm holding something so valuable that the world itself would weep at its loss.
This is truly a gift from beyond the heavens.
Burn it
It's just so... large.
@@Ravioli638 giant size 3 fish (real)
its kinda like undertale community with gaster...
Size 3 fish is Leviathan, prove me wrong
Thanks for the guide, I can't believe size 2 is real, just got mine! Make sure you guys turn your volume up for the morse code it might be difficult to hear!
Hakita and the gang outdid themselves with this one ngl!
Does it only play once? per attempt, also what triggers it? I've had a few playthroughs where it j didn't play, I got the bottle first then the rod idk what I'm doing wrong?
@@thedootslayer3339 I don't want to leave you hanging on this so I'll let you know! My comment and the video's a goof, there is no size 2, as much as I wish it were reel! 🎣
@@Euclideialies
@@Euclideia wow, I even gaslighted myself into thinking I heard code at one point
THE SIZE TWO FISH
THE SIZE TWO FISH IS REAL
"can we get much higher"
So high
Size 3 when?
The truffle worm!
It does exist!
@@Waffle_enjoyer Wrong game(?)
so i unironically launched the game to follow the video as a tutorial, helped a lot in the process, specially near the final part
I'm glad the step by step format was helpful!
Herb telling me I couldn't catch the coin is my worst nightmare
holy shit, at the start i thought it was some kind of early april fools but this really work
size 2 is real
welcome to the size 2
The joke has so many layers, that i dont know anymore
as an ULTRAKILL outsider I genuinely can't tell if this video is satirical and everyone in the comments are in on the joke.
banger pfp
i play ultrakill and i too have no fucking clue if this is a joke
it's real
As an ultrakill insider neither can i
@@tafu4049 so apparently this is a secret level
i was promised a 30 minutes of fishing but, this is cool too.
this is 30 minutes squished into around 7, so technically it is 30. trust
@@gLud3 do you actually have to fish irl? cause i dont have a water source nearby
ok i belive in you mr gLud3
@@AureliusTempest fish in your bathroom
@@valen7142 oh yeah sure, ill try there
(do you actually have to in order to size 2?)
i think you took some size 2 xanax pills
I'm just a size 2 kinda guy
@@gLud3 she was a p-2 p-rank girl
he was a size 2 fish boy
@@rainwaiv I will hang this to my wall.
I remember doing 5-s on the first day and seeing all the size 2 stuff and thinking “oh people will go insane over this huh” and here we are
what do you mean insane ?
the size 2 fish is obsiously real
I unironically opened my game and tried to follow this... you temptress
As someone who's never played Ultrakill, this video feels like some kind of fever dream.
bc its fake
@@truky420 no, the size 2 fish is real
@@antoniogaravo9289 sure
There's another illegal fishing spot in the blood chamber. The second vertebrae on the right, if you push yourself up against the wall, you can fish in the ocean out of bounds. You need a fish as bait for the shark, of course.
thank you for this knowledge fellow fisher :pray:
Waaait a minute:
Ultrakill: Powered by blood.
Iron Lung: Oceans of blood.
..motherfu-
V1 if he went to the iron lung universe: 💪🤖💪
@@TCcool283
Iron Lung convict: Cannot breathe blood, needs a slow old submarine with terrible camera, dies
V1: BLOOD IS FUEL, Fast and maneuverable, purposely downscales his superior camera, immediately obliterates the monster, has SSStyle
Did it so quickly thanks to this guide! I'm number 34 now, but I'm surprised that so few people have managed to do this yet especially with your guide!
Thanks! Can't believe that Size 2 is REAL!
probably bc it is a pain in the ass, just as terraria fishing achievments
@@spectreone fr
That's a shame, unfortunately if you're number 34 you have to give it to me. For more information google "fish rule 34" :((
@@orangejello3263 D:
I got my own size 2 fish!!!!! I had to restart the level a few times for the Morse code to play but eventually it did! Thank you for the awesome guide!
So this is great and all for the people who (somehow) couldn't figure this out themselves, but what I gotta know is.... Where's the size 3 guide?
well considering it took about 8 people including me a week and half of testing to find this, i imagine it'll be a while
If you fish it... HE will come
I was expecting a simple guide but instead i got a life story
the Size 2 Fish is real.
new boss: minnows prime
must be beaten in the pinos
As someone who has never played this game before it seems like a Ketamine induced fever dream and I love it
all of the time and effort needed to follow this guide was damn painful to get through, but guys, it's so, SO worth it... i've since themed my whole steam profile page around my size 2 fish, 234 screenshots decorate it as if i were its number one fan (i am) - who woulda thought that something so... simple... would give me such elation
thank you kind stranger for this guide, i have liked and subscribed for it was the least i could do
congratulations on the size 2 fish, amazing collection i must say
Your steam page is hide
I followed this process quite a while and kept failing at certain parts. After ten days of continous trying I was almost done and oh so close to get my beloved size 2 fish. But just when I cast my fishing route one last time Hakita called me on Discord to congratulate me on my achievement (We are not even friends kinda weird ngl). There was only one last thing I needed to do and that was to give him the funny numbers on the back of my credit card. Needless to say I immediatly did just that and he hung up and this profile picture turned to the default symbol (Kinda odd ngl). Long story short I have crippling depression.
Remember when this was a game about shooting hellspawn?
Took me a while to get it, but I finally got my size 2! I am number 13 on the leaderboard! Can't believe it worked!
Congrats!
I wonder why people lie, the only ones with a size 2 fish are pitr and hakita lmao.
@@InkRQ nuh uh
Thanks for the guide man, I found my size 2 fish in the nearby abandon nuclear plant!
This video was so helpful! Did you know there's an extra secret with the Size 2 Fish related to the S.R.S. Cannon? It's amazing! I won't spoil it though, finding it is half the fun.
spoil it
Holy shit i got my own size 2!!!!!!
im so happy. if anyone has troubles with the morse just make sure to turn the level off and on again
Thanks! Forgot to mention it in the guide but it happens quite a bit. not sure why yet
suddenly, hakita’s leaderboard says they got size 3
i swear if its the blood whale from iron lung
Holy shit I got one. I wasnt hearing the morse at first, but after putting my music to 0 and restarting a few times i got it. Make sure you pick up the fishing rod AFTER you grab the bottle if you are having trouble.
I legit tried this for hours on end before realizing that i heard the morse code wrong :(. Thanks for the guide to help a bit with the confusion i would have never gotten this if you hadn't helped
Yeah the morse part is a bit finicky since everyone has different sound settings, but glad you were able to figure it out!
@@gLud3 dude you’re awesome for sharing this so everyone is on the same page, subbed
Thank you so much for the tutorial, I now outrank all my friends and their measly size one fishes!
I am so flabbergasted we actually got the fishing level.
This gives me those How to Unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64 vibes. very good job!
ultrakill fans going on a quest of spiritual enlightenment to get a slightly better fish in the fishing minigame:
This was seriosly all I was missing, I knew the bottle had something to do with it! thanks for the step by step guide
Holy shit, true fishing
the fishing community has been saved
0:54 your choice of background music is flawless in every way, thank you for giving me this.
katamari franchise is amazing
Wow I was expecting this to fail but it really worked! You might have to restart your game a few times but it will eventually show up!
Thanks for the guide, got very lucky with my Size 2, got just the one that I wanted.
congratulations!
Ive never played ultrakill and i believed everything until we got to the 8 digit code lol, you got me good
Thanks for the guide, I can finally feed my starving family with this size 2 fish
Hope your size 2 family enjoys!
I HAVE TO SEE.
I HAVE TO KNOW.
YOU WILL SEE.
YOU WILL KNOW.
I SEE
I KNOW
Thank you for this. i've finally caught size 2 fish.
thanks dude! it was initially really hard for me to catch the morse code but once you get the hang of it it really is a breeze
What a legend.
Took a while but I got it, cant believe I'm in the top 100! great guide
congratulations!
This is more convoluted than the ARG, props to you and your friends for figuring this out! The size 2 is mine!!!!!
let us all bask in the warm embrace of the size 2
This is an ARG. go to the credits room and pick up and hold the mysterious druid knight. you might need to go to the real location mentioned in the hint.
i found the size 2 in the cave pool in a chomper
Bros... There's simply no way I could have fallen for such a silly online prank...
Wow, i didnt think they would use the model of the ending fish from IRON LUNG
Idk if its mentioned anywhere but its the fish in the thumbnail
Nice reference to 2kliksphillip, I really enjoy his CS:GO stuff
Loads of people beat me to it, but i did end up getting that size 2 in the end. Maybe once the size 2.5 is located i can get a spot on the leaderboard.
Damn I didnt realize HM's account got hacked
here's hoping he can get his account and videos back
This is the greatest gaslight of videogame history
the doubters were wrong all along, believers stay winning
I really hope that there aren't any schizophrenics active in this community, for their sakes.
I somehow found a size 2 dope fish on my first playthrough of this level. I am sure it was a size 2 fish and I just thought that it was size 2 because the dope fish looks big.
"Despite all outward appearances,the leviathan is in fact a size 1 fish."
Seriously though,what is this meme-
6:17 this joke caused my lungs to collapse
We've seen
We know
There's nothing left to do
Fun Fact: The creepy angler fish in the blood lake is a reference to the video game "Iron Lung"'s main antagonist.
Angler fish? bruh that's clearly a frog (?).
@@Bladehound83 It is a frog, indeed, but I would like to call it an angler fish just because it's similarity.
Never thought I’d see a fishing guide for a game like ULTRAKILL, but here we are.
fucking love how the chart is basically the 4 horsemen of apocalypse.
Oh my god, i was coming in expecting an april fools prank, but it actually works! Thank you, i subscribed!
We know gLud is knowledgeable in this field, as he is a frog.
it is true, frog hours
I may have booted up the game before watching the rest of the video.
The real size 2s were the viewers you baited along the way. Like myself.
"strap the fuck in its gonna get real wonky" i like this guy already.
0:26 explain yourself
That chart with the fish with the 4 horsemen as rows has me thinking that the next prime soul will be related to death, in either Judas's betrayal of Jesus leading to his death, or Jesus's death itself. I believe this because Minos's theme is called order, which ties back to conquest as a whole and maintaining order between the conquested nations. And Sisyphus's theme is quite literally called war. Its also probably not famine as the next layers deal with violence as well. As for who famine is, i have no clue.
How could I have been deceived so easily. You have made a fool out of me, and a fool of the size 2 fish community.
True brother
Somehow the Size 2 fish ARG is harder than Violent P-2
thank you so much!!!!!!!! had so much difficulty getting it before
I genuinely can’t tell if this is a shitpost or not because it seems so complicated for a fucking size 2 fish but hakita would absolutely do it for the funny
This is one of the best videos I watched thank you so much!
wow guys! this really works! i actually got pretty lucky somehow and instead of a size 2 fish i got a size 3! thanks for the guide
I BELIEVE IN SIZE 2 SUPREMACY
SIZE 2 SIZE 2 SIZE 2
I caught a size 2 fish but Hakita came to my house and i've been locked in his basement since
*the red, the red is where the fish is, the fish that whom may call, the abyssal anglar, its in the blood waters*
maybe the real size 2 fish was the friends we made along the way
maybe the real size 2 fish is the one i caught :thinking:
I skipped too far iin the video and had a fever dream
Splendiferous shitpost glud! I can’t wait to BE the size 2 fish!
5:19 its kinda cool to see an edit of my screenshot i submitted to the wiki be in a video lol
it wouldnt be a size 2 unless we had a size 2 community working together
@@gLud3 facts my brother! spit your shit indeed!
I once had a fish size 2 nightmare
The more ultrakill videos I see, the more I question what genre this game is
Good
all of them
bloodlusted war machine trying to catch a size 2 fish
ok but i'm trying to catch a size 2 ku'er so i can mooch for the ruby dragon does this work for that too
buy it off the marketboard bro....
Size 2 fish has been always real
YOOO I was able to catch the size 2, finally I can have a fish to make my mom proud!!!
if you hold for a minute the Druid knight will say this "hey psst! the waterfall Conceals the waters up. Agnes Gorge Trail. use your ability, and find size 2 "
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE
size 2 is real
thanks for summoning the mini blåhaj community
I can't hear the Morse, maybe I did something wrong because who could lie on the internet
Can you imagine that?
If you lie on the internet you instadie, so no one can lie on the internet.
You did it wrong
Instructions unclear. Made a chocolate cake.
Yo this method is legit
NO WAY, I ACTUALLY CAUGHT IT, SIZE 2 LES GOOOOOOO
My brain hurt, i just wanted to fish 😢
size 2 brain
holy shit it actually works.....
dude the size 2 is real