Visiting Hours 2 - "Happy Birthday!" [ Binaural ASMR ]

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  • @written_by_hk
    @written_by_hk 10 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    As soon as Margaret read "DO NOT TRUST THE PROFESSOR", a chill ran down my spine i felt my skin going pale.

    • @valeriasernabedoya8970
      @valeriasernabedoya8970 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      And then the threatening way she says "you have NOTHING to worry about" 🙃 I still like her tough, with her creepy moments an all

    • @Audiblegaming
      @Audiblegaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats My Book

    • @mikaaoife6557
      @mikaaoife6557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well she is Professor Clemmons wife of course she would have a reaction like that.

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a bit... *Dramatic...*

    • @JOEMAMA_06
      @JOEMAMA_06 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @charlemagnedarling
    @charlemagnedarling 10 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    It's a shame that so many people are uncomfortable with Margaret. I absolutely adore her.

    • @707_dr_pepper2
      @707_dr_pepper2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Britt L I agree!!

    • @cheesebottle2844
      @cheesebottle2844 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean him?

    • @kouuraki1390
      @kouuraki1390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cheese Bottle Thanks for ruining it

    • @sambarnes2675
      @sambarnes2675 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Britt L if i saw Margaret in a dark alley I’d run the opposite way

    • @thatdude2248
      @thatdude2248 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sambarnes2675 what r you talking about, i would give her a hug

  • @rylanhoward1947
    @rylanhoward1947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    *****1:05:35***** **giant trash bag walks into room** *Trash-bag in a real deep voice:* How you doin'?

  • @ZeeTheFreeman
    @ZeeTheFreeman 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Can't help but smile whenever Corvus comes around.

  • @bobateacafe5792
    @bobateacafe5792 8 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Lamp head teleports in
    me: "okay what did the candy man put in my candy"

    • @focalpoint._
      @focalpoint._ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dr. Lampert Schade prototype? Cousin?

  • @CrazyTaco245
    @CrazyTaco245 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    * margarett enters with a shovel * oh this can't be good...

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Just finished burying the bodies, how's it going in here?"

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @MaxMax-kt2pw
      @MaxMax-kt2pw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice black knight pfp

    • @Eclipse_09
      @Eclipse_09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *WELP IM DEAD*

  • @toryismadshort7192
    @toryismadshort7192 8 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Am I the only one here who gets excited to see Margaret? 😂😂 wouldn't surprise me if I was

    • @JustineCastruita
      @JustineCastruita 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tory Jackson-Smith I skip when I see Maragaret she scares the shit out of me

    • @thekidd7650
      @thekidd7650 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tory Jackson-Smith no I'm with ya

    • @joeatkinson2030
      @joeatkinson2030 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tory Jackson-Smith same

    • @amarantheinwhite
      @amarantheinwhite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love margaret

    • @shadekunin
      @shadekunin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your comment is 4 years old but I'll reply anyway; Whenever I hear the tongue clicking, I can't help but shout 'Margaret!' happily.

  • @joshcarter7904
    @joshcarter7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    I finally get it. Margaret is blind. The *clicks* are "her" form of echolocation.

    • @idylliclove03
      @idylliclove03 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The human bitc- I mean bat..!

    • @jedyzichterman358
      @jedyzichterman358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Might have something to do with the accident which prompts her to don her mask.

    • @swoog10
      @swoog10 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      How was she able to read what we wrote on the type-writer?

    • @joshcarter7904
      @joshcarter7904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Aw, dang

    • @jonaskonrad
      @jonaskonrad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i dont know how its called but a far relative of mine is doing a similar thing. hes clapping ALL THE FUCKING TIME -_-. its so annoying but you cant tell him to stop otherwise hell start to scream like he saw a devil...

  • @livthenekomancer
    @livthenekomancer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Margaret's my favorite. She also makes the best mustard and sock sandwiches

  • @grunt6464
    @grunt6464 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I AM OF BEINGS GLAD THAT COMRADE YURI WAS ABLE TO MAKE WAY HERE WITH FINEST LICORICES AND ASMR.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Senpai HA HA YES THANK YOU COMRADE!

    • @bigjfoodreviews
      @bigjfoodreviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@EphemeralRift comrade i have vodka

    • @rats703
      @rats703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bigjfoodreviews woooo let's drink in the name of communist

    • @reapertalon
      @reapertalon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@EphemeralRift yes comrade. Stalin will be ecstatic. Let us drink to COMMUNISM

  • @MilesHadley
    @MilesHadley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    The beak is love. The beak is life.

  • @crazyworld014
    @crazyworld014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Alright guys, start ranking off your 10 favorite ER characters!
    1. Professor Clemmons
    2. ASMR Salesman
    3. Repair Man
    4. Candy Man
    5. Dr. Corvous (Plauge Doctor)
    6. Batman Face
    7. Chris Crinkle
    8. Green Man
    9. Lampshade Head
    10. Yuri Puuki
    And of course, honorable mention to Paul himself, even when you're not in suit, you still play the best ASMR character around: yourself! :)

    • @jeffcurry5677
      @jeffcurry5677 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed, but I think I'd personally put Corvus and Yuri higher, but that's just me. Like the list!

    • @JackJack-cf7le
      @JackJack-cf7le 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like repairman the best, don't know why exactly

    • @UrMuddur
      @UrMuddur 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm going to have to go...
      1. Plague doctor
      2. Mordicai
      3. Prof. Clemons
      4. Chris Crinkle
      5. Tinfoil hat society man
      6. Repair man
      7. Asmr Batman
      8. Candy man
      9. Green man
      10. Margaret
      ...but the fact that there are just so many characters to choose from is just a testimate to how many diverse characters exist on this channel. Next thing you know, watch mojo will have the top 10 best ER performances :)

    • @HumbleFishStix
      @HumbleFishStix 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree with your top 4 in no particular order but I think the tinfoil hat society guy is in my top 5 as well

    • @WhatTheForge
      @WhatTheForge 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1. Yuri Puuki
      2. Repair Man
      3. Tinfoil Hat
      4. Candy Man
      5. Professor Clemmons
      6. Chris Crinkle
      7. Paul (Post-Apocalyptic)
      8. Plague Doctor
      9. ASMR batman
      10. grey man

  • @Nihi1ex
    @Nihi1ex 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love Margaret, despite what the haters say. I always enjoy being under her care.

  • @salaph1153
    @salaph1153 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Decided to watch this again for the tingles, realized this was uploaded a year ago today, so happy 1st birthday Visiting hours 2!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +Salaph Spark I didn't even know that. That's a bit uncanny.

    • @garnet1114
      @garnet1114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ephemeral Rift what do I have to understand? that pearl is birdmom

    • @eyanjohnson2449
      @eyanjohnson2449 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Ephemeral Rift mr.green man has grown so much hes even wearing underwear

    • @eminemOCT1972
      @eminemOCT1972 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2nd birthday now

  • @simonsteagall2300
    @simonsteagall2300 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Margret trying to light the birthday candle cracked me up XD

    • @RD-pc8tu
      @RD-pc8tu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Simon Steagall
      Hey! A fellow fur. ^^

    • @Miss_Missy_13
      @Miss_Missy_13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      She's trying her best

    • @magica1355
      @magica1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      shes so cute lol

  • @haley8641
    @haley8641 10 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    So I fell asleep listening to this last night, and my dad came in my room to tell me something. Then when he woke me up he said "there's this weird green guy on your phone," and I got super freaked out 😂 I guess it doesn't seem as weird when you're used to it

    • @GraniteLife
      @GraniteLife 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Similar thing happened to me a few nights ago aha

    • @123456375
      @123456375 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If people dont know what asmr mean, they are going to flip if they catch you watching this lol.

  • @xdeviouss8682
    @xdeviouss8682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    The " How you doin?" With the crinkle man made me chuckle a bit

  • @Sciyo
    @Sciyo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    ASMR doesn't often make me laugh, but when it does, the video is from good ol' Ephie.
    Seriously, your humor is just impeccable. Combined with a binaural mic, excellent video and sound quality, and awesome characters with storylines that actually tie in to each other makes you my favorite ASMRtist by far. Keep it up! :)

  • @Rocklobsta_
    @Rocklobsta_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    For some odd reason Corvus is giving me the urge to go as a plague doctor for Halloween

    • @Antisocial_Cryptid13
      @Antisocial_Cryptid13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm actually making (Well, trying to, at least.) a Plague Doctor costume for (Possibly) Halloween, next year and for a Scifi convention in summer...

    • @Rocklobsta_
      @Rocklobsta_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dave Strider Cool! The mask I ordered was by Elope

    • @dimebag_jack105
      @dimebag_jack105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Saaaame dude

    • @Issengan
      @Issengan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you do it?

    • @redsoulheart5040
      @redsoulheart5040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I went as one for Halloween 2020 may go again this year lol

  • @tmax4005
    @tmax4005 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Rift, I wanna thank you so much. Having moved away and just starting high school has been pretty tough for me, but your videos always help me get through the stress. I just want you to know that you're a huge help to all of us man. I hope you never stop making videos. :)

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So how's high school been?

  • @tonyhamstring8471
    @tonyhamstring8471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Oh.. My.. God, Ephemeral Rift, I love you so much right now, because today is actually my birthday! :D Oh, you're great! You've literally made my day, no my week, no my month. I'm so excited to watch this tonight.
    Such a wonderful birthday present from ER! :D

    • @mattie_world
      @mattie_world 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hey happy birthday!

    • @jamiewright5749
      @jamiewright5749 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Woop, mine too, September 30th's ftw !

    • @tonyhamstring8471
      @tonyhamstring8471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks! :) Appreciate it.

    • @tonyhamstring8471
      @tonyhamstring8471 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jamie Wright
      Happy birthday to you! :D Birthday buddies FTW!

    • @PatChatGC
      @PatChatGC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Happy birthday to both of you! And anyone else who shares that birthday! Ah what the hell, to everyone who HAS a birthday, so everyone!

  • @isobelcraig5905
    @isobelcraig5905 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Words cannot describe my love for Margret. I just love her a lot, and she's my favorite ASMR character of all time. There's something so beautifully soothing and kind about her even though you can tell she's had an awful past. Thank you, Mr. Rift, for such an amazing character!

  • @IsaacAldan
    @IsaacAldan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The Rift is such a wonderful place! I'd love a video about how you came up with some of these characters, maybe even a miniseries where you talk about each one. I say that, but basically I want to hear everything about the creative process that lead to Margaret, haha.

  • @populousmass
    @populousmass 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    You sure do have a lot of options for Halloween.

  • @olliecumberbatch3655
    @olliecumberbatch3655 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Corvus D Clemmons has got to be my favourite

    • @joshfisher8917
      @joshfisher8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed! He needs to be the leader of the sanitarium not the professor!

    • @zavala667
      @zavala667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I get it. CDC. Holy shit

  • @Ellievibes10
    @Ellievibes10 9 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I passed out watching this, I think I nodded off just as Margaret left. While asleep, I started to hear Chris Crinkle's voice and it turned into a dream where I was Brad Pitt (because Chris Crinkle sounded like him). I was in a kinda wasteland, in a camp speaking to other survivors, when all of a sudden I could hear a paper or plastic cup being scratched or tapped (must've been something I heard in this video). I looked down and it's me/Brad Pitt doing it, then someone asks me why I'm making that noise and I tell them it's to attract the "dogs" that appeared about 100ft in front of us on the other side of a rickety wooden bridge swaying violently and we were now up in the sky, with clouds just under us. These "dogs" we're like black werewolf-like bears with weird coats on, snarling and creeping closer towards us. I fought one as some random guy fought another, then all that was left was a pile of bones and when I'd hover my hand over them I'd absorb their power (not sure what for, there wasn't much in the way of logic happening here). I found myself on the other side now using throwing star things to fight a zombie and pin it up against a wall, then I leapt to the platform I was on originally (because I could do that, apparently) to absorb the power from the bones of the wolves someone else had killed (Skyrim-stylie) and saw one of the female survivors fighting with the zombie dude I'd just pinned, getting herself into a right kerfuffle, so I pointed my palms towards the zombie, told the woman to stop moving, and snapped the zombie's neck with my "powers" (oh, yeah, did I tell you I was Neo?). Then I fought another werewolf bear that was heading for a stupid survivor that was making his way across the bridge to it but he slipped off into the clouds... And that's when I woke up.
    Moral of the story; Cheers, ER. 👍

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Da fuq I just read?

    • @trainzillamodelrailroading9905
      @trainzillamodelrailroading9905 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I had a dream about toast. .-.

    • @Cultureghost
      @Cultureghost 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Jak G. Cogsworth I do believe it goes beyond that sir

    • @garnet1114
      @garnet1114 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Dr. Jak G. Cogsworth I had a dream that Steven was attacked by a corrupted gem

    • @thesaltyseadoggo246
      @thesaltyseadoggo246 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cultureghost idk but I like watching year old videos

  • @skullbulldozer7675
    @skullbulldozer7675 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "people call me the candy man but you...can call me the candy man" lol XD

  • @mizunaut
    @mizunaut 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lampshade Thing should be a permanent character from now on. I've been a long time subscriber and I gotta say he's one of my favorites after the Plague Doctor. I LOVE his echo voice. Its what gives me the best tingles. Introducing your video with Margaret was awesome by the way she really sets the mood! Keep on keeping on Uncle E.!

  • @gb731
    @gb731 10 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You had to be 100% blind as the green man at the end. A morph suit, a mask, and a lampshade. Im surprised you found the door. (Love the vid btw)

    • @ThatSkyMusician
      @ThatSkyMusician 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One day all we will hear is
      *×Thud×*
      *×LOUD SCREECHING×*

    • @terezakrickova
      @terezakrickova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ThatSkyMusician 5 months later and i'm still waiting :D

    • @mini_schlatt6359
      @mini_schlatt6359 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ThatSkyMusician8 years later and still waiting 😂

  • @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower
    @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The lore behind Professor Clemmons gets deeper and deeper.

  • @WarWithReality
    @WarWithReality 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I can just imagine the screams, when he takes of those tape gloves off.

    • @maybenodyarg
      @maybenodyarg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i bet he put something in between -.-

    • @EvelynKarlin
      @EvelynKarlin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The duct tape is wrapped around latex gloves, not his actual hands.

    • @WarWithReality
      @WarWithReality 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ian Karlin
      Oh okay. That's good. It would be bad if he had to suffer for us.

    • @recruityboiii4485
      @recruityboiii4485 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WarWithReality right

  • @Ridriel
    @Ridriel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Its amazing how greatly you can create and develop your characters. And besides, you put them all together in a video. Thanks a lot!

  • @Godfodhodbod
    @Godfodhodbod 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Margaret: "You have nothing to worry about."
    Me: "I beg to differ, you have a fucking shovel with you and I don't like it ;3;"

  • @Nicol80145
    @Nicol80145 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Why are those hand movements so relaxing? What black magic is this?

  • @joehiles6517
    @joehiles6517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Sometimes...when I can’t find the perfect video to get me to sleep...I search Rift’s old videos...tonight was a good find. 👍

  • @Drog2099
    @Drog2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I remember Corvus saying the monster hands belonged to a elder god...... considering the lampshade has them and vanishs and reappears. anyone else thinking the same thing

    • @Drog2099
      @Drog2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      its just our thoughts and opinions so xD

    • @GastArts
      @GastArts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lampshade god

    • @keistopherc
      @keistopherc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't Clemson's have monster hands on in a video once

    • @enchantedcrane6328
      @enchantedcrane6328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@keistopherc yeah he's possessed by Nyarlathotep

  • @WYATT35481
    @WYATT35481 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is the most unique thing and the most relaxing thing I ever experienced in my life.

  • @bleach9917
    @bleach9917 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i actually got scared when magaret got so nervous just because of that damn sandwich...like,what was she afraid of the professor would do/say???

    • @joey_thorn
      @joey_thorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bleach I was so scared. I thought she was crying for a sec and I freaked out. I actually screamed “I WILL PROTECT YOU FRIEND!”

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joey_thorn same I was like "Margaret you haven't done wrong it's cool"
      Then after she left and I was like "what's the professor been up to?"

  • @Aos_Sidhe
    @Aos_Sidhe 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know, i just want to say thank you for this video. My birthday is October 6th, so even though i know it wasn't, i feel like this video was made for me. Besides the birthday part, all of your videos are amazing, different, odd, and help me sleep every single night. I used to stay up for days at a time not being able to sleep. I dont know whether or not it was insomnia because i never went to the doctor for it. Then i found ASMR, which was a big help. But then, i found your channel. The content here is so different from everyone elses videos. And aside from trying to give your viewers tingles, you try to help us with our daily struggles of insomnia or anxiety. Your words make me feel as though i have a true friend constantly trying to help me through my days. Thank you so much for everything ER. -CaraTheGamer

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      CaraTheGamer Well hey thanks for watching and I try my best!

  • @Linked02
    @Linked02 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This was absolutely amazing. I love how some of them have their own distinctive triggers, like the candy man. It would be so nice to continue to explore their backgrounds, as well as adding more characters to the collection.

  • @sncaden
    @sncaden 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Crazy thing is I was enjoying my mustard and sock sammich irl when you pulled one out.

  • @foxhoundfrolic
    @foxhoundfrolic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Watching on my birthday. Doesn't get much sadder than this.

    • @mini_schlatt6359
      @mini_schlatt6359 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awe I know I'm 6 years late but when ever your birthday is 🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY🎉

  • @KilurDragon
    @KilurDragon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'll never ask for a present, but dang Dark Dr Corvus was all about the beak, going "A present? I don't have one..." Fondles his beak like it's not going to be there anymore or something...he sure knows how to get you worked up for a beaking...wait! As I was texting this, Corvus says, "My brother wouldn't approve of this" As he's beaking you! 0.o He beaked you so hard that Dark Dr Corvus had to tag his brother Dr Corvus in!! Oh gawd!

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Girl I have the same feeling too!
      Aaa

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm officially weird. The second the Candy Man pulled out the eggs, I went downstairs, took twenty minutes out of my day to fry a few eggs, then came back up with eggs and toast.
    It's four in the morning, so I guess it makes SOME sense...

  • @AphroditeluvsZathx
    @AphroditeluvsZathx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well it's my sisters birthday today!
    I love Margaret, she instantly relaxes me. ^___^

  • @yoRyann27
    @yoRyann27 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Please make a Professor Clemmons video JUST with him talking. You doing his soft spoken voice like that is literally one of my favorite things you do on this channel :)

  • @heartmadeofsound
    @heartmadeofsound 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Came back to watch this again because it's my birthday!! Thanks ephemeral rift, you make such amazing videos!

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I have realized that I recognized Margret by the knock on the door. It's a tad scary, and a tad cool.

  • @jmoose979
    @jmoose979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is it just me or does Corvus just make me so happy? He’s so polite! Just
    Him: hi-
    Me: Hi! :D

  • @MsOkayAwesome
    @MsOkayAwesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "giving water to drink" thing you do is one of my favourite triggers. You've got it in lots of videos from lots of characters and I love it every time.
    Great video, thanks so much!

  • @Skavoc
    @Skavoc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Candyman got this southern accent halfway through. That was pretty weird.
    This video is SO great. Thank you, Paul!

    • @goadzilla1
      @goadzilla1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I heard the same thing

  • @Jebendus
    @Jebendus 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one trigger that gets me the most is whatever your green man's suit is made of rubbing against itself! The noise of fabrics being rubbed together gives me huge rushes of tingles! Thanks for this vid buddy, I've been a silent diehard fan for a while!

  • @ethantaylor9613
    @ethantaylor9613 10 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Magret: I hope I am not disturbing........you
    Me: welp, tis a bit late for that miss

  • @マイケル-x3j
    @マイケル-x3j 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's my fucking birthday and Magaret is the first who wish me a happy birthday. What else could I need ?
    "I made a mistake..." I was like "NO MY DEAR, NO IT'S OK. YOUR SANDWICH IS AWESOME I SWEAR."

  • @glitchtrap9112
    @glitchtrap9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Theory: whenever you can see Margaret's eyes nothing bad is going on at the moment and Margaret is sane but when you can't something horrible is happening and she's being controlled

  • @rosemilk456
    @rosemilk456 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hollywood is sorely missing out on a brilliant actor and writer.

  • @Slyconrad
    @Slyconrad 10 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    How do you get the duct tape off your hands when you are Margaret?

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Grey Lacy There are white gloves underneath ;)

    • @danielyeetsyou93
      @danielyeetsyou93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ephemeral Rift Hey Chad how is thy

  • @lee.lee.n
    @lee.lee.n 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Margaret! I'm so happy she is the first to see me today. My anxiety gets better and I sleep so good. I feel bad sometimes I fall asleep during her visits, but she still loves me.

  • @tisiphoneXalexandria
    @tisiphoneXalexandria 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When Margaret started freaking out about the sandwich, I actually said aloud, "Oh no, I'll still eat it, don't worry!" Great video, as always ^_^

  • @ShaunTheCHB
    @ShaunTheCHB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I actually felt sorry for Margaret when she got the sandwich wrong. It's the thought that counts though.

    • @DallyASMR
      @DallyASMR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The way she is so scared about what the professor will do implies to me that he either beats her, or he uses her like a puppet and loses it over the slightest mistake.

  • @danielyeetsyou93
    @danielyeetsyou93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You should do your “Not Today” video but with a tired Corvus as he does things such as fill out scripts, do surgery on the brown bag puppet (which we, the viewer, would interrupt him), perform a ritual, ect.

  • @chrisflowers318
    @chrisflowers318 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to say how much I needed this today, you helped relax and wind down an otherwise awful and stressful birthday. I watch your channel all the time so I was really happy when I searched birthday asmr and this video popped right up. Thank you for all you do and thank you for this birthday gift!

  • @wattmanforever
    @wattmanforever 10 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Why does Margaret have a shovel?

    • @JMaxchill
      @JMaxchill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It's her Heavy Metal - perfect for head banging. Came up in "Margaret Episode 1" as a wrench, I believe :D

    • @mattlm64
      @mattlm64 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      JMaxchill I need to watch episode 1 now.

    • @wattmanforever
      @wattmanforever 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well then...

    • @RSRemington
      @RSRemington 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Time to Bring in the dumb reference: Market Gardener

    • @JMaxchill
      @JMaxchill 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Matthew Mitchell There's an ER video you HAVEN'T SEEN?!?!?!?! How can you live with yourself?

  • @astrobookwormsinger
    @astrobookwormsinger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Corvus' words at 46:45 gave me chills at the implications. Wow.

  • @jessgale2637
    @jessgale2637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    girl: mommy where is daddy?
    mom: i don't even know anymore

    • @RexEXE
      @RexEXE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's way to old

    • @Sh4gggyyy
      @Sh4gggyyy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what was the original joke?

    • @jessgale2637
      @jessgale2637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Unplugged just look on any of his other vids

    • @Jackaxed
      @Jackaxed 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kid: "Mommy, where is Daddy?"
      Mom: "Daddy is me now."

    • @Audiblegaming
      @Audiblegaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rift Has A Son Not A Daughter

  • @toth3484
    @toth3484 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video is even holier than the layered hour of suds and bottle cap sounds.. How Uncle E. How!?! I have watched this 8 times now and still haven't made it past Corvus without falling into deep sleep

  • @KissItPeeps
    @KissItPeeps 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I subscribed. You rock.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kiss It Peeps Hey thanks!

  • @madi_ss
    @madi_ss 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am not even kidding when I say this viewing has been 2 years in the making. I wanted to watch this on my birthday and only my birthday, but I missed it last year. So this year I set an alarm so I would never forget and I am finally watching it!

  • @Ace-ih9md
    @Ace-ih9md 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Professor: how are you feeling?
    Me: depressed
    Professor: and how long have you been feeling this way?
    Me: how old am I again?

  • @shaneferguson3164
    @shaneferguson3164 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Just noticed during the Chris Crinkle part with the clickety clackers that when you were doing the "right left right left" you were going by our left and rights not yours. So kudos for that small thing that made this so many more time's enjoyable.

  • @Tomify16
    @Tomify16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    'Happy Birthday to...... Patient' LOL

  • @anialator1000000
    @anialator1000000 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    lampshade sounded so much better this time. much louder, clear echo making it sound more like a creature. nothing but praise on that. improvements improvements improvements. everything goes from great to even greater.

  • @GhstAquila
    @GhstAquila 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    1:54:25 When you try to join a server but your internet sucks.

  • @nicodemus1828384
    @nicodemus1828384 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    What a rich repertoire of characters you have! I realized watching this that Chris Crinkle is probably my favorite.
    Great to see everyone again though!

  • @PriestEater
    @PriestEater 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Margaret is just too adorable. Happy Birthday to me ♥

  • @garysirico1245
    @garysirico1245 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just wanted to say that ur effort in this video was absoulty fantastic. I love how the stories of everyone intertwine. Like how there's the members who r for and apart of the facility like clemmons, corvous ( my personal favorite) , and margret, then there are the members who r against it like yuki, the green man , and even chris said he wanted to hunt the beasts of cthulu. The story is absoutly excelent

  • @frankyleandri3592
    @frankyleandri3592 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Always thought these characters and everything were fucking awesome by the way.

  • @CoqPwner
    @CoqPwner 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow that lampshade part was absolutely amazing. Idk if it was the sound effect or what, but my brain was literally dripping out of my ears =O

  • @strangebait
    @strangebait 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Who els loves the beaking?

  • @KaiserCogJaws
    @KaiserCogJaws 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    That handshake at 20:00 was executed perfectly. Great job on the video.

  • @JackJack-cf7le
    @JackJack-cf7le 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The plague doctor is my favorite in this video. I got #rifted

  • @zetaocyphiousgrayson9993
    @zetaocyphiousgrayson9993 9 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    either your a quick change magician or there's some editing involved

  • @whipserspeople
    @whipserspeople 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Margaret Margaret Margaret - as if I'd ever ask for MUSTARD in my sandwich...What a card that Margaret is!!!

  • @StarkAvKnark
    @StarkAvKnark 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    So many questions and speculations, but luckily for us, Yuri is the seeker of such answers for questions that need many answerings, yes.

  • @cam897
    @cam897 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    So Chris Crinkle's house of tingles is a Mobile Home?

  • @xXxS3pH1r0tH420xXx
    @xXxS3pH1r0tH420xXx 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    - Good concept, it's basically a "best of" of your characters and a good way to introduce them all.
    - Just had my birthday ~2 weeks ago so a rather matching topic
    - Always great to see some Candy Man action. One of my favorite characters and probably the nicest drug dealer I know.
    - The lampshade guy part at the end was intense. Lots of untouched potential there.

  • @Drog2099
    @Drog2099 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wait when did Corvus change his mask during the video?

  • @daydreamingvampire
    @daydreamingvampire 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Margaret : 00:00:00
    Prof. Clemmons : 00:19:30
    Dr. C. Clemmons: 00:35:30
    Candy Man: 00:48:55
    Chris Crinkle: 01:05:30
    Green Man: 01:22:10
    Yuri Puuki: 01:38:10
    Lampshade thing: 01:54:25

  • @Thecollectingman42
    @Thecollectingman42 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate it when I'm switching between asmr videos and I get a loud ad!!!

  • @EriLikesStars
    @EriLikesStars 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just got home after a stressful day and I saw this, it was like my first present all over again.

  • @Darkerxz
    @Darkerxz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How many times have you been told you should act?
    Well here goes a new one.
    GO ACT, MY FRIEND.

  • @jamesbb4448
    @jamesbb4448 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    TODAY IS ACTUALLY MY BIRTHDAY. Thanks Uncle E!
    My favorite present this year :D

  • @moriarctic
    @moriarctic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Is beaking something sexual?

    • @juliahauer4114
      @juliahauer4114 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably

    • @JFTSwiertz
      @JFTSwiertz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Unequal 568 your profile pic is amazing and your banner is as well

    • @joeyking8756
      @joeyking8756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh no not that undertale shit 😭

    • @JFTSwiertz
      @JFTSwiertz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Joey King deal with it. It's just s compliment. It's not like we are starting a conversation.
      Oh and his banner is from Zelda, so it's not "undertale shit"

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JFTSwiertz
      ???

  • @stevenmoran1424
    @stevenmoran1424 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I honestly love your content man, I have been waiting for another visiting hours for months. Thank man.

  • @nekofellpap4191
    @nekofellpap4191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm the candy man but you can call me the candy man
    I laughed so hard

  • @matthewdemoss4642
    @matthewdemoss4642 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    idk why I start falling asleep when Dr. Clemmons starts moving his hands. great work good sir.

  • @managementinc.4588
    @managementinc.4588 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like looking through the comments for people who accidentally stumbled across E.R. The things they say are hilarious.

  • @jukeboxromeo4864
    @jukeboxromeo4864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    keep falling asleep, this is my third night of trying and im now half way through haha..
    awesome as ever

  • @gb731
    @gb731 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Whatever happened to Visiting Hours 1? It seems to have been privated

  • @anotherwesley7661
    @anotherwesley7661 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh Margaret, mustard and sock is my favorite! I can't believe you remembered! You really do care.