It sucks but apparently he also wasted literally MILLIONS of dollars during Phantom Pain's development. Konami firing him wasn't just some petty on the spot decision, he'd been wasting his employer's money for years and they were PISSED. So it's kinda understandable on why they said "Fuck you, you're not gettng a reward after the shit you pulled." Still messed up, but understandable.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 There's no real way to "prove" any of this stuff because no business would ever be so open about its internal working, but we can sorta piece it together via accounts made by employees and such. Kojima was apparently a huge perfectionist during Phantom Pain's production, to the point where the composer would write dozens of song only for Kojima to reject them and ask for new ones to be made. That kind of attitude during a production cycle is bad enough, but he's also getting paid a salary the whole time (and he was Vice President of the company at the time, so it was NOT a small amount), so he was essentially taking the money while not having anything to show for it. Also, no, Kojima essentially had free reign over the project and could sink as much money into the project as he wanted, but after delaying the game long enough Konami lost patience, resulting in the fallout.
@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf so what? Masterpiece isn't gonna be made by itself, those process you call waste isn't important as long as product is very good. What konami did is still petty shit no matter what.
It's funny how the MSF soldiers trying to survive without Big Boss' leadership can be seen as an allegory for Konami trying to continue the Metal Gear series without Hideo Kojima's involvement.
"Alright boys, Kojima is too reliable of a money maker. Time to ditch him so we can spend more time making pachinko machines and snorting coke out of the company dumpster"
Kojima didn't make Konami what it is, slot machines and product distribution did, which is why they pulled out of the console gaming market 5 years ago
It's ironic because Kojima was spending loads of money on useless shit instead that didn't aid the game development at all except for boosting his huge fucking ego
Chinese Doge so many devs out there making exceptional games but these fokers like to jump on kojimbo’s pee pee. Kojimbo who likes to waste too much money and time & then comes up with shiz like death stranding, a glorified walking sim
Kojima need a guy to tell him no this sucks cause while konami in my eyes always sucked they were a necessary evil cause Kojima made creative games but they would stop him when he started making symbolism over gameplay
The watcher 1963 Spot on. Surrounding yourself with yes men is def going to hurt later on. kojimbo’s ego makes him an auteur, his writing is dog-shiz riddled with plot-holes, dialogues are usually cringy and I don’t know if it’s localization or what but at times they don’t even make any sense. He’s visionary at best. Another death stranding he might lose the spotlight. Look at death stranding sales figures, no where to be found. Why you might ask? Because Sony likes to brag about their games sales figures right, so why not release sales figures for DS? Cause it did not meet their expectations. Did it even break 2 million mark! God knows.
I don't know about you guys, but I have an app on my phone that audibly tells me when I'm hungry. Otherwise, I would never know, and I would just starve to death.
Forget lootboxes, make them pay for the ability to have an extra save slot. $60 for a complete game? Why stop there when we can offer them $5 packages containing HD graphics for items, enemies, and characters?
Yep. Just google "Metal Gear Survive Save Slot." A Polygon article should come right up, though I'm sure there'll be a ton of links of people complaining about it. Hell, go to Konami's Twitter page where they announce Survive's US release date. That comments section is (almost) nothing but hate, and several comments about the stupid save slots.
Oh, it's more than 60 for a complete game. The base price is 40, and the three save slots you can buy are each 10 bucks. You only start with one freaking save slot. Want to make a new character? Better delete your old one, unless you fork over 10 bucks, minimum. You can also purchase additional character loadouts (past your base of four) for about five bucks each. Then there are emotes, exp boosts, and other stuff.
I heard the title "Metal Gear Survive" and instantly imagined an experience where your trapped behind enemy lines/in a warzone with no contact to mother base and have to scavenge, sabotage, and steal enemy weapons and gear. Imagine limited ammo, minimal items, and an unforgiving injury system. Your goal was to survive and surviving wasnt going to be easy. Instead be got a shitty zombie game bad even for zombie standards.
Yeah I remember feeling that too. My first thought was a combination of MGS3's camo, injury and food system, with MGS4's stress system and faction warfare mechanics, but all turned up to 11 and with new features, and with MGSV levels of gameplay, graphics and customisation. Such an unbelievable amount of potential, and the worst part is that all the pieces are already there.
Spockitans why do we repeat things that we know will not end well? is it because we think that if we continue to do it, something good may come out of it? is it because we are scared? scared of what may happen if we stop? scared that if we stop now we will have to face change?
SPAKELDORF Becouse it’s relaxing to explore, fighting system is best in the series, there are a lot of interesting missions and story is very good (at start it is terrible but with every hour it improves ). Game is considered the worst game of the year by people who didn’t played it, I didn’t found and game breaking glitch in 20 hours of play time.
Blah. If Konami hires that guy who wrote the codec script for MGS 1 and 2, and create MGR game that takes place after 2, they would have something on their hands there
@@mojosiesta9821 fine but kojima was known primarily for his directing, even if the story was garbage (which it would not be as seen in death stranding) the gameplay would still be polished and fun
he's saying uhh a lot because he's trying to throw shade at konami without ruining any future brand deals. He did a great job i think. He made sure everyone knew how petty konami is without outright calling them retarded.
@@ronfoster6963 Yeah I feel like he also thought the news was wack and was trying to empathize (all the uuh's like he couldn't process it or something) he had to be professional though so it was a good way to be personable but marketable. It's 3 in the morning disregard everything I tried to say also I didn't even know this game was a thing, I left Komani when Hideo did honestly
I don't think most of the boos were at him, they were at Konami. The way he presented it made it clear that he was also disappointed, so it's more like the crowd was booing with him.
Hideo kojima: so i made a lot of good metal gear games Konami:yes HK:and metal ger 5 was a sucsess Konami:correct HK:so it would be good if i was around for the next title? Konami:make sense to me HK: i want to make silent hill Konami: you fired
Konami: Hey Hideo Kojima, we have these millions, make us a game HK: Yes Konami: show us what you've made with our millions HK: Look at this new engine and this technical demo to show you this new engine. Need more millions to finish the game. This new engine and this technical demo sucked up all the millions Konami: but we gave you millions, where's game? HK: LOOK AT THIS NEW ENGINE AND TECHNICAL DEMO FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Wicked Bat and Klonoa (actually it’s retired because of how obscure the franchise is and the low sales of the games. The games themselves are fucking phenomenal imo.)
I don't get why it's so difficult to understand: -make a stamina bar -running doesn't deplete it, or does it in a very imperceptible way -rolling/dodging/sprinting/dashing does This way you can have battle moments where you still have to pay attention to the stamina, and still be able to run without wheezing after two seconds. It isn't realistic? Who the fuck cares, this is a video game, realism must be sacrificed for playability.
It bugs me when you're an elite soldier who can only run for 20 seconds. I'm in the army and we jog with 60-100 pounds on our backs for hours. You're telling me these spec ops guys can't run for 20 seconds without getting winded? Super soldiers? I'm just an infantry grunt ffs, never mind special forces. Stamina for running should not exist at all. Maybe in games where you're a regular joe I can understand, but no game where you're playing a member of the military should have that nonsense.
1:00 MASSIVE respect to whoever made the decision to make that public. Damaging your relationship with a huge developer is nothing to take lightly, and we should all be grateful we all found out what they did.
I would actually not be surprised to find out that Konami purposefully botched every aspect of this game just to torch Kojima's legacy for good before they ran off to do Pachinko forever.
They really underestimated the age of information in that case. I haven't played a single Metal Gear game but that entire studio is blacklisted for me from here on out. Fuck them.
Kojima's legacy of sniffing his own farts & writing convoluted storylines? He was never a revolutionary. Most people are too blinded by nostalgia to see how awful the storyline & generic the gameplay is for most of the MGS titles.
Konami is the luckiest gaming company ever. Think about it. From the Playstation era until now was the period to separate the "men from the boys" so to speak when it came to dev houses. If you couldn't figure out how to develop for the new generation your studio was basically closing soon. We saw stars like Acclaim, Hudson, and Activision, who were all once such heavy hitters in the 2d era just push out these garbage games, most of which took advantage of their previous titles, until they went broke or were bought. And what happens to Konami? SotN - Konami: "uh we want to make a shitty Castlevania spinoff" Igarashi: "Hey I'm some random dude making dating sims can I help?" Konami: "yeah, sure! That game was pretty good, obviously you'll be good at acion-horror sidescrollers" Igarashi: "Ok, here's Symphony of the Night" SH - Konami: "Man, we have some garbage employees...I know! Let's put them all together on some hopeless Alone in the Dark rip-off we can't figure out. If they fail, we'll just have a reason to fire them!" Team Silent: "Here's your new hit franchise." Konami:"....Shit. We'll figure out how to fuck this up eventually, though, lets not worry guys." MGS - Konami: "you know what'd be awesome? A multiplayer combat game for the obvously massively popular 3DO system!" Kojima: "Yeah, I'll go ahead and write, direct, and produce that. Also, its not on 3DO. Also, its a single player cinematic stealth game. months later Here's your billion dollars" Konami: "hmmm....we'll have to keep an eye out for this asshole. We dont like him."
Ditto my dude. I laughed then cried. Sad world where gambling is worth more than gaming so watch them gamble with our new medium until only the little guys have the heart to try to make art.
I firmly believe Konami is worse than ea (not activision though activision is literal satan) think about it, at least ea makes fun gameplay to go with their garbage micro transactions for example battlefield 4 was incredibly fun to play even though it had loot boxes. But Konami can’t even make their games fun to go along with their micro transaction garbage!
My girl actually made me keep playing through Metal Gear 4 because she loved the story and wanted to watch me play it to the end. "What do you want to do tonight? Go home and watch you plat Metal Gear"
@@meem._1246 That guy is an idot but the term salty doesn't go out of style. It isn't some fad. Its terminology to describe multiple different emotions.
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Andromeda wasnt even that bad. Yes the animations were jank but the gameplay was solid and fun while the plot and character relationships were good enough.
emwZEEK Yeah, Andromeda gets way more shit than it deserves because, yes, it was buggy but a lot of good games started out pretty buggy (See any Fallout game). The main reason I think it was judged so harshly is because the first three games were so good. If Andromeda had come out without those expectations I think it would have been received much more positively.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past. -Kazuhira Miller
I actually fell of my chair that I would sit on, but in reallity I am now lying in my comfy bet and I dont see myself on the ground pretty soon, ofc if my cocaine will not end cause this is my 2nd day without sleep... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ But I swear if I had been on chair I would fell off.
The best was metal gear solid 3 (this one in jungle) where you could beat this Sniper boss by just waiting. Literally, dude dies because of his age !! Just turn off game for 1 week, or change system time in console, and puff. You just won fight while doing nothing
Want to play a game where you sneak around in a cardboard box accompanied by a surprisingly well-written story? Play Metal Gear Solid Want to play Metal Gear Solid but bigger and better? Play Metal Gear Solid 2 Want to cry? Play Metal Gear Solid 3 Want to play a Metal Gear with all story and no game? Play Metal Gear Solid 4 Want to play Clash of Clans 2: Tape Listener? Play Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker Want to play Metal Gear on more acid than normal? Play Metal Gear Rising Want to play Splinter Cell: Tape Listener? Play MGSV: Ground Zeroes Want to play Metal Gear with all game and no story? Play MGSV: The Phantom Pain Thought that Phantom Pain had too much story and fun? Play Metal Gear Survive
DemonlordHatty pretty sure he complained about them stifling his creative vision by not allowing him to have freedom to design silent hills as he wanted
And then it turns out that the entire game was based on Mario Odyssey and you can only date girls after you trick them into putting on your hat so you can mind control their asses to fix your leaking Mexican pipe. And at the ending, BOOOM TURNS OUT IT WAS KNACK 3 THE WHOLE TIME!! A MASTAPEECE!
I believe I can shed some light on what went wrong with this game's development. You see, I was an intern at Konami at the time, and back then my primary responsibility was to fetch cocaine and hookers for Konami management. And, well, shucks I'm embarrassed to admit it but I had no idea where to even find cocaine and hookers! So instead I bought salt and hired some party clowns. After 6 months of snorting table salt and being balls deep in clown strange, this game was the best they could do. Sorry guys, feel like I really let u bros down.
"This is like if Nintendo fired Miyamoto and then announced the next Mario game is an M rated dating sim coming out exclusively for the virtual boy." Well said, Dunkey
This pisses me off to no end. This isn't just a bad game, it is Konami suplexing the consumer into a nuke from space, then shitting on the ashes of your charred remains then throwing it at Kojima. The hell's wrong with you, Konami?
Donovan Bagby i mean, if it didnt have the metal gear name would any of your bitching be here? I feel like everyone, even people who have never played metal gear and are just bandwagoning, is only hating this because it was metal gear without kojima's 20 twists n shit. I enjoyed the game and saw decent potential if given a patch or two. But ya'll see it as a disgraceful shitstain and you need to calm tf down. Reminder that konami isnt a person, its a bunch of hard working people working overtime and basically slaving away for a couple corporate dickbags. Stop shitting on the game and shit on the corporate fuckheads or else you're just blindly discharging your frustration.
+Steven Stallone Welp, time to see if Angry Joe's bursting a blood vessel over this--wait, nevermind, I can already see the Angry Joe rant video in the side of the screen...
Jokes aside, that guy is actually a really big fan of Hideo Kojima, in game awards 2017 he praise kojima SO MUCH that kojima himself adress him as friend at the convention
My favorite part of dunkey’s videos is he doesn’t waste 30 fucking years on intro only to yell “HEYYYY how’s it going everyone” and instead actually makes a quality video, not relying on pretending to be friendly but just being legitimately funny or insightful or both depending on the video. Keep being dunk, man.
LSDaniel I never said they’re unwatchable, just that because Dunkey has legitimate talent for this art, and because he has such a good personality he doesn’t need to slap his name in at the beginning in some flashy way to make sure you know it’s him. He just makes good content that people love to watch, without all the common tropes other youtubers use
“That game is going to be a cinematic masterpiece”... and I thought gamers played games to *play* games. I’m not suprised that MGS fans like to sit and watch hours of cutscenes but I wonder why Hideo Kojima doesn’t just make movies. Probably because his writing is terrible and doesn’t make any sense
I can't wait for it! Kojima said his new game... ah excuse me, art* is going to have no winners and give people the feels. I want to know how Kojima will do such
I thought the title "Metal Gear Dies" was just like another one of Dunkey's titles where he changes up the name of the game a little bit for satire but I realized that there is a way deeper meaning to this title
Lemmy Kilturtle see you're just not using your head enough it's so deep that the space time continuum has gone completely haywire with all kinds distortions in time because this title is so open ended and philosophical only real intellectuals would understand
Hillary Trump at this Point I am assured that Konami just wanted this franchise to end...all things point to it: Fire Kojima out of nowhere + make such a shit game that even a 3 year old would find it bad = Metal Gear Brand gone
People just don't understand what Konami is trying to do. What we are watching is mastery of a craft. They are showing us the secrets of how to completely and irreversibly destroy your own company. Ever wanted to loose a shit ton of money AND make everyone hate your guts? Konami's got you covered.
Nah, pachinko machines are their bread and butter now in Japan. They're much cheaper to make and gamblers will flock to them no matter what. Sadly they killed off what should have been a reliable stream of revenue due to their president's contempt of video games.
@Dark of the knight No, gameplay is boring, controls broken, graphics are mediocre, plot is great but dialogs are fucking atrocious. It is not a game of the year, there are much better titles that came in 2019
Hey people, I know how hard is it to make those graphics, but they still just dont feel special at all. In fact, I would say Battlefield 5 graphics are miles better. Also, the choice of gameplay is bold, I agree fully, but on its own that doesnt mean anything. I can make a game where to win Han Solo has to have sex with Jar Jar Bing and say 'First SW sex type game', but the game is almost certainly going to be shit. Tedium is bad. You play games for fun. If you want art, go listen to some good music, go watch movies, video games have a long way to go to become an art medium, ask anyone. So yeah, making a boring game and then saying 'But it is supposed ti be boring' is not redeming or good. Also controls are broken and sloppy, they often feel pretty mixed up and unresponsive. And finally, dialogs are a bag full of crap. Yeah, it is not game of the year. If you guys want a very childish looking but in my opinion MILES better game that was released in 2019, search for Legend of Bumbo. It has an amazing story behind it, gameplay is quite nice, progression system is awesome and all in all it is a fun experience.
@Dark of the knight Video games CAN surpass movies (not books and music tho, books rely on power of imagination and they are just on another wavelenght of thought while music is just incredible), but usually they DONT. Detroit, Bioshock, Driver San Francisco and RDR2 (probably, although second half of the game is fucked up storywise) are very rare examples of actually great, innivative, games, with great stories, amazing dialogs, beautiful endings and conclusions. But, with all of these games, gameplay is not left out. Death Stranding is just not good enough, I am sorry. And listen, if you like the game, more power to you, instead of being sad and dissapointed when playing (like my cynical dumb ass) you will be happy, but it is very important to not consider mediocre, above average and good as great, amazing and ground breaking.
I haven't played the game, but I've read you buy new save slots with coins you gain by daily bonuses or pay with real money. I think it was 34 days of playing or 10 bucks
Shipon Shipoff yeah, you can only play with one character, unless you pay $10 in microstransactions just to open a save slot to create another new character, with up to 3 additional characters possible so $30. Otherwise, if (for some reason) you want to make a new character you have to overwrite your first...
Darth Vader It's a reference to where Anthony Fantano, a well known music reviewer infamously gave Kendrick Lamar's highly acclaimed album DAMN. a 7/10.
I still remembered those parts from Dunkey's MGSV video, and they'll forever be my last memories of Metal Gear Solid. RIP my beloved franchise, and fuck Konami.
Diego Pierre mgsv could have been substantially better, as Kojima still had a third of the game left to develop, but Konami fucked that up and slowly forced him out, so then the game was not anywhere near the trailers or near the full content
Diego Pierre the raiden game was ridiculous but the gameplay was insane and super fun. This on the other hand is absolute trash. MgsV already pissed me off by being so repetitive. This game is a whole other level of shit though
Rocket Knight Adventures Gradius Goemon Pretty much everything ever owned by Hudson Soft Zone of the Enders Yu-Gi-Oh is still alive but a twisted shadow of its former self Basically, go down the list of properties owned by Konami, because 9 times out of 10 it hasn't had a game for at least 10 years.
There's currently a fan recreation of the original Contra that might be made. It's currently just an engine to achieve Contra styled gameplay but if enough people want it, it'll turn into a full recreation. It's very small now though. There's a video or two showing it off.
Two years after the release of Metal Gear Survive, i have finally found the entertainment from that game By watching this again and say shit about konami
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The irony is that this game actually meets everyone's expectations. Since no one expected it to be good
Nah man it exceeded my expectations, never expected it to even exist
Therefore, no one is disappointed
People wanted to hate it, so they gave the people what they wanted
White Red Eye Yay! Devs finally listen to player feedback!
oh god, that's gotta burn.
One of the rare videos where Dunkey is truly pissed and doesn't even try to make jokes about how bad the game is
There are jokes
@@gorblin70 but he is trying to say that the game is REALLY bad
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Because the game itself is the joke.
@@thegrimcritic5494 Yeah, one that nobody laughs at and tries to move the conversation forwards like it never happened
When dunky is so disappointed in your failure that he spells his own name right, you have fucked up big time
yeah i noticed that lol
Jake Myers lmao I didn't even notice 😂
Shitdick 2000 is dunkey's real name?
Pity you couldn't do the same...
He did it for Mario 64 tho
Kojima being denied his award, which he rightfully deserved for all of his hard work, is really just sad. After everything he did,that's gotta hurt
Seriously, that was one of the shittiest things a game company has ever done to one of its employees.
Fucking petty shit that was
It sucks but apparently he also wasted literally MILLIONS of dollars during Phantom Pain's development. Konami firing him wasn't just some petty on the spot decision, he'd been wasting his employer's money for years and they were PISSED. So it's kinda understandable on why they said "Fuck you, you're not gettng a reward after the shit you pulled." Still messed up, but understandable.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 There's no real way to "prove" any of this stuff because no business would ever be so open about its internal working, but we can sorta piece it together via accounts made by employees and such. Kojima was apparently a huge perfectionist during Phantom Pain's production, to the point where the composer would write dozens of song only for Kojima to reject them and ask for new ones to be made. That kind of attitude during a production cycle is bad enough, but he's also getting paid a salary the whole time (and he was Vice President of the company at the time, so it was NOT a small amount), so he was essentially taking the money while not having anything to show for it. Also, no, Kojima essentially had free reign over the project and could sink as much money into the project as he wanted, but after delaying the game long enough Konami lost patience, resulting in the fallout.
@@Bada_Bing_Bada_Beowulf so what? Masterpiece isn't gonna be made by itself, those process you call waste isn't important as long as product is very good. What konami did is still petty shit no matter what.
Occasionally I come back to this video just to hear Dunkey say "ultra mega ass"
@Ali Beli thank you
Same
Clark Shortland same
I just did this. This is a very niche interest.
2:05
It's funny how the MSF soldiers trying to survive without Big Boss' leadership can be seen as an allegory for Konami trying to continue the Metal Gear series without Hideo Kojima's involvement.
Xaxos92 The ultimate story.
i think this was done on purpose by kojima's colleages that stayed at konami
Also the last boss doesnt know the concept of death, aka the fans who wont give in to this shit game.
Appropriate, since a story without Big Boss (And by extension, Snake) in it is so bland and uninteresting.
Aaaaaand they fail in the end... beginning, I meant beginning
The actual original strand type game.
The more I think about it the more your right.
Now that I think about it again, it was probably the game.
@@comrademays9631 that's debatable
As in, I am stranded from the land of good video games
Am i the only person who likes death stranding?
"Alright boys, Kojima is too reliable of a money maker. Time to ditch him so we can spend more time making pachinko machines and snorting coke out of the company dumpster"
Kojima didn't make Konami what it is, slot machines and product distribution did, which is why they pulled out of the console gaming market 5 years ago
It's ironic because Kojima was spending loads of money on useless shit instead that didn't aid the game development at all except for boosting his huge fucking ego
Chinese Doge so many devs out there making exceptional games but these fokers like to jump on kojimbo’s pee pee. Kojimbo who likes to waste too much money and time & then comes up with shiz like death stranding, a glorified walking sim
Kojima need a guy to tell him no this sucks cause while konami in my eyes always sucked they were a necessary evil cause Kojima made creative games but they would stop him when he started making symbolism over gameplay
The watcher 1963 Spot on.
Surrounding yourself with yes men is def going to hurt later on.
kojimbo’s ego makes him an auteur, his writing is dog-shiz riddled with plot-holes, dialogues are usually cringy and I don’t know if it’s localization or what but at times they don’t even make any sense. He’s visionary at best. Another death stranding he might lose the spotlight.
Look at death stranding sales figures, no where to be found. Why you might ask?
Because Sony likes to brag about their games sales figures right, so why not release sales figures for DS? Cause it did not meet their expectations. Did it even break 2 million mark! God knows.
I don't know about you guys, but I have an app on my phone that audibly tells me when I'm hungry. Otherwise, I would never know, and I would just starve to death.
Even as a joke, I'd take the stamina app, just to see how long I can last until the app starts bitching.
Dr Shaym Lol when did you get all political why don’t you go complain about bats being in your chimney or sum
Dr Shaym that's why I have a hard time getting into survival games
"Oh I forgot to eat or drink for 2 minutes, guess I'll just instantly die"
Micromanaging in games can be an absolute detriment. At least in games like Rust it’s understandable
Wtf dr shaym watches dunkey
The video's description isn't even a joke. You can seriously spend ten dollars on a save slot.
Forget lootboxes, make them pay for the ability to have an extra save slot. $60 for a complete game? Why stop there when we can offer them $5 packages containing HD graphics for items, enemies, and characters?
Did they really put that in there? Talk about going for the cash grab, jeez.
Yep its in the game
Yep. Just google "Metal Gear Survive Save Slot." A Polygon article should come right up, though I'm sure there'll be a ton of links of people complaining about it. Hell, go to Konami's Twitter page where they announce Survive's US release date. That comments section is (almost) nothing but hate, and several comments about the stupid save slots.
Oh, it's more than 60 for a complete game. The base price is 40, and the three save slots you can buy are each 10 bucks. You only start with one freaking save slot. Want to make a new character? Better delete your old one, unless you fork over 10 bucks, minimum. You can also purchase additional character loadouts (past your base of four) for about five bucks each. Then there are emotes, exp boosts, and other stuff.
I heard the title "Metal Gear Survive" and instantly imagined an experience where your trapped behind enemy lines/in a warzone with no contact to mother base and have to scavenge, sabotage, and steal enemy weapons and gear. Imagine limited ammo, minimal items, and an unforgiving injury system. Your goal was to survive and surviving wasnt going to be easy. Instead be got a shitty zombie game bad even for zombie standards.
Borna Movafaghi damn I kinda want that now. Unfortunately Konami will never do it
Yeah I remember feeling that too. My first thought was a combination of MGS3's camo, injury and food system, with MGS4's stress system and faction warfare mechanics, but all turned up to 11 and with new features, and with MGSV levels of gameplay, graphics and customisation. Such an unbelievable amount of potential, and the worst part is that all the pieces are already there.
Wha the fuck this sounds better than the actual game itself
I would love a SERE-based game honestly with stealth as challenging and rewarding as Dark Souls’ combat
that sounds awesome, i love to play mgsv with shitty weapons
I never finished metal gear solid 1, I couldn’t ever beat Wario, his fart attack is to much.
@spud lord I love how I'm stuck with this dumb user name thinking I was making a metal gear solid reference or joke.
You've gotta admit, the Liquid Fart was a real turning point in the storyline.
@@dingalong14 it confirmed that the story was about what I always thought it was about.
You need to switch your controller port so then Wario can't read your inputs and fart on you
@@RComet how was I supposed to figure that out?!
Metal Gear Survive is a very deep metaphor of Konami trying to survive with only pachinko machines.
Nanomachines son!
Don’t forget the love hotels!!!
Smart move because that shit makes alot of money in Japan.
@@bobafruti last time I heard the love hotel is in downsizing.
@@buttermilk5364 Money what? Money to partner with Juvetus for PES20??? 😂
RIP Metal Gear
1998 - Psycho Mantis
Psycho Mantis?
@Patriots?
Spockitans why do we repeat things that we know will not end well? is it because we think that if we continue to do it, something good may come out of it? is it because we are scared? scared of what may happen if we stop? scared that if we stop now we will have to face change?
Psycho Mantis?
You're that ninja...
I have heard many insults in my life, but none as savage as, "This shit's worse than Mass Effect: Andromeda."
When you hear that, game's over.
I liked Mass Effect: Andromeda
@@samograj5455 you are dead to me.
@@samograj5455 Why?
SPAKELDORF Becouse it’s relaxing to explore, fighting system is best in the series, there are a lot of interesting missions and story is very good (at start it is terrible but with every hour it improves ). Game is considered the worst game of the year by people who didn’t played it, I didn’t found and game breaking glitch in 20 hours of play time.
“Even if the metal gear solid series continues, metal gear 5 is the last in the series”
-Kojima
Blah. If Konami hires that guy who wrote the codec script for MGS 1 and 2, and create MGR game that takes place after 2, they would have something on their hands there
@@mojosiesta9821 fine but kojima was known primarily for his directing, even if the story was garbage (which it would not be as seen in death stranding) the gameplay would still be polished and fun
@@mojosiesta9821 Smartass says smart things
that Konami failed!
when did he say that?
@@MixAndMash it was revealed to me in a dream (i forgot)
God, the fox engine is just so remarkable. It’s sad how it was basically just thrown away.
Such a wasted opportunity
Ammar_5000
They didnt even let Kojima keep his own fucking engine
@@Joawlisdoingfine lets be real with his new company he might just re create it as best he can
@@Joawlisdoingfine It was created with Konami's money, therefore is Konami's engine.
Where
"like if the next Mario is an M rated dating game"
.... go on.
"for the virtual boy"
Okay nevermind.
@Nichijou Bot OH YEAH!!!
@@zurabsiradze7822 but its only available on the epic game store
@@skileames6107 God damn it
But they don't just fire miamoto, but go back in time and replace him with hilers corpse
@Liam Buck Uhhhh ohhhh
1:15 Imagine being this poor dude having to break the news to such an angry crowd.
Yeah uhh that would uhh suck uhh to have to uhh be the dude who uhh has to uhh say that in front of uhh the entire uhh crowd
It was probably worse for Kojima
he's saying uhh a lot because he's trying to throw shade at konami without ruining any future brand deals. He did a great job i think. He made sure everyone knew how petty konami is without outright calling them retarded.
@@ronfoster6963 Yeah I feel like he also thought the news was wack and was trying to empathize (all the uuh's like he couldn't process it or something) he had to be professional though so it was a good way to be personable but marketable. It's 3 in the morning disregard everything I tried to say also I didn't even know this game was a thing, I left Komani when Hideo did honestly
I don't think most of the boos were at him, they were at Konami. The way he presented it made it clear that he was also disappointed, so it's more like the crowd was booing with him.
This game is really fun if you don’t play it!
Got me scared there for a second.
Tornado Johnson your damn right
He got us in the first half, not gonna lie.
If you turn off the lights and imagine yourself playing an actually good metal gear game then the game's a 10/10
Unfortunately you're just another half wit throwing a tantrum.
Hideo kojima: so i made a lot of good metal gear games
Konami:yes
HK:and metal ger 5 was a sucsess
Konami:correct
HK:so it would be good if i was around for the next title?
Konami:make sense to me
HK: i want to make silent hill
Konami: you fired
This is so sad. Can we save konami from its death?
@@jerichotipay109 What the somehow worse than FIFA factory?
Konami: Hey Hideo Kojima, we have these millions, make us a game
HK: Yes
Konami: show us what you've made with our millions
HK: Look at this new engine and this technical demo to show you this new engine. Need more millions to finish the game. This new engine and this technical demo sucked up all the millions
Konami: but we gave you millions, where's game?
HK: LOOK AT THIS NEW ENGINE AND TECHNICAL DEMO FOR FUCK'S SAKE
@@saltycat243 Kojima was already saved by Sony lol
Smattless kojima is done with metal gear
At this point Smash is the retirement home for underappreciated/dying franchise characters
E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E
*E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E*
*_E V E R Y O N E I S H E R E_*
No wonder everyone wants Bomberman
Wicked Bat and Klonoa (actually it’s retired because of how obscure the franchise is and the low sales of the games. The games themselves are fucking phenomenal imo.)
Reminder that it should be illegal to have running drain stamina in a game where your sole method of transportation is running
I don't get why it's so difficult to understand:
-make a stamina bar
-running doesn't deplete it, or does it in a very imperceptible way
-rolling/dodging/sprinting/dashing does
This way you can have battle moments where you still have to pay attention to the stamina, and still be able to run without wheezing after two seconds.
It isn't realistic? Who the fuck cares, this is a video game, realism must be sacrificed for playability.
It bugs me when you're an elite soldier who can only run for 20 seconds. I'm in the army and we jog with 60-100 pounds on our backs for hours. You're telling me these spec ops guys can't run for 20 seconds without getting winded? Super soldiers? I'm just an infantry grunt ffs, never mind special forces. Stamina for running should not exist at all. Maybe in games where you're a regular joe I can understand, but no game where you're playing a member of the military should have that nonsense.
*Cough* BOTW *Cough*
*cough* but everyone loves it in Zelda lol
Iguana Guacamole
He said if you only have running.
Also there's no annoying voice telling you "Eeeey UR staMiNa is Low"
MGS5 Movement:
Running infinitely
Horse infinitely
Walker Gear infinitely
Any found vehicles infinitely
MG Survive Movement:
Walk
I wanna horse infinitely
@@focusfolks me too buddy
putting aside that you can even ride the box for a short time
Both of them have horrible characters and ending and story
@@ghostwhencodghosts9114oppa gannam style
Looks like Konami used their SPECIAL move! Self destruct
hahahaha nice one
It was ineffective
Hideo Kojima joins the match: uses SPECIAL attack cinematic trailer
Was super effective your Pokemon: WALLET is now unconscious
"The self destruction system has been, activated, please all perso.."
Whoops, wrong zombie game..
Chiaotzu's favourite.
turbotrup96 too soon
_Metal Stick Survive until you run out of Stamina_
DammitSinged p a y a t t e n t i o n t o y o u r s t a m i n a
gingerbud123 *Hillary does not have the s t a m i n a*
Fancy seeing you around here.
It's not a very long game
Pretty much the last line Honest Games Trailer's gona end their video with
1:00 MASSIVE respect to whoever made the decision to make that public. Damaging your relationship with a huge developer is nothing to take lightly, and we should all be grateful we all found out what they did.
I’d cut my ties too if that company is hightailing at pachinko games and mobile microtransactions
I know I thought that was so appropriate and I was glad and surprised they made that announcement in virtual real-time.
Too bad they didn't do the same thing when Nintendo told them to revoke the awards for fan games pokémon uranium and metriod 2 remake.
@@mathaijacob1345Yeah, cause those aren't OFFICIAL PRODUCTS.
Fan Games should never be treated on the same level as official titles.
@@user-be3qc7re9o doesn't mean they don't deserve rewards.
Sounds like a solid 8/10.
What is up with IGN and their 9/10 or 8/10 bullshit like really IGN ?
Rain Drake. $$
Rain Drake
Paid reviews
Reminds me of Star_'s video of jackie chan is a 8/10
To much water
Konami, in one fell swoop, ruined everything
A massive Weeb
Several one fell swoops.
more like an unbroken line of horrible choices over the course of years.
But Konami is working hard to get us fans back, guys.
They ruin it in 1 second
I mean Yu-Gi-Oh is still fun
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
*here
*gay
To make money
Every night I can feel my leg
ToxicAndSalty Thank you for this
I would actually not be surprised to find out that Konami purposefully botched every aspect of this game just to torch Kojima's legacy for good before they ran off to do Pachinko forever.
They were petty enough to force Kojima not to accept an award for his game through legal action. So yeah.
They still make a pag to win Yugioh mobile game.
@@breadlast dont forget about PES, its still exist too...
They really underestimated the age of information in that case.
I haven't played a single Metal Gear game but that entire studio is blacklisted for me from here on out. Fuck them.
Kojima's legacy of sniffing his own farts & writing convoluted storylines? He was never a revolutionary. Most people are too blinded by nostalgia to see how awful the storyline & generic the gameplay is for most of the MGS titles.
Konami is the luckiest gaming company ever. Think about it. From the Playstation era until now was the period to separate the "men from the boys" so to speak when it came to dev houses. If you couldn't figure out how to develop for the new generation your studio was basically closing soon. We saw stars like Acclaim, Hudson, and Activision, who were all once such heavy hitters in the 2d era just push out these garbage games, most of which took advantage of their previous titles, until they went broke or were bought.
And what happens to Konami?
SotN -
Konami: "uh we want to make a shitty Castlevania spinoff"
Igarashi: "Hey I'm some random dude making dating sims can I help?"
Konami: "yeah, sure! That game was pretty good, obviously you'll be good at acion-horror sidescrollers"
Igarashi: "Ok, here's Symphony of the Night"
SH -
Konami: "Man, we have some garbage employees...I know! Let's put them all together on some hopeless Alone in the Dark rip-off we can't figure out. If they fail, we'll just have a reason to fire them!"
Team Silent: "Here's your new hit franchise."
Konami:"....Shit. We'll figure out how to fuck this up eventually, though, lets not worry guys."
MGS -
Konami: "you know what'd be awesome? A multiplayer combat game for the obvously massively popular 3DO system!"
Kojima: "Yeah, I'll go ahead and write, direct, and produce that. Also, its not on 3DO. Also, its a single player cinematic stealth game. months later Here's your billion dollars"
Konami: "hmmm....we'll have to keep an eye out for this asshole. We dont like him."
That comment deserves a million likes, but also deserves a million responses. So there is your first one.
Ditto my dude. I laughed then cried. Sad world where gambling is worth more than gaming so watch them gamble with our new medium until only the little guys have the heart to try to make art.
I firmly believe Konami is worse than ea (not activision though activision is literal satan) think about it, at least ea makes fun gameplay to go with their garbage micro transactions for example battlefield 4 was incredibly fun to play even though it had loot boxes. But Konami can’t even make their games fun to go along with their micro transaction garbage!
Konami are just gonna ride the decaying corpse of Yu-Gi-Oh into the sunset
Ok Sotn was a great game idk what you're talking about. Unless you're talking about a newer version I haven't heard of.
"Not a Hideo Kojima game"
Written, directed, produced, created by Not Hideo Kojima
"Not directed by Hideo Kojima"
"Hated by Hideo Kojima"
"A Game despised by Hideo Kojima"
A Konami Game Team production.
(If anyone gets this joke, have a cookie)
Hit with stick level 100
ProtoMario 99
ProtoMario im still mad about you sellin out to polygon on Weegee
ProtoMario nah I'm gonna make it legendary and become level 15 again
Random vertified guy
KA- BOOM!
My girl actually made me keep playing through Metal Gear 4 because she loved the story and wanted to watch me play it to the end. "What do you want to do tonight? Go home and watch you plat Metal Gear"
Oh my man. Keep that one. Make sure you're keeping her happy haha
That game had a really cool final boss fight apparently. Must have loved that.
I dont have a GF but its the same case as my dad, HE LOVES MGS V and he plays it daily and inspects Mother Base everyday XD
You’re winning at life
You need to marry that one, she's truly a keeper!!
You know Dunkey means business when at the end of the video he spells his own name right.
You know he's pissed when he puts "Dunkey" in the end of the video and not other Nick name .
Yeah, this has become an occurring thing
"The moment you find something interesting the moment is cut sho-"
Genius
Dunky is a loser who can't win at this easy as shit game because he is blinded by unnecessary salty rage
@@BillSchrader mate the game is ass. Dont bother defending this garbage.
Dark souls is worse than bloodborne
@@meem._1246 That guy is an idot but the term salty doesn't go out of style. It isn't some fad. Its terminology to describe multiple different emotions.
1:36
Wow, that video has 24381 likes and not a single dislike by todays standards. They must have really liked Metal Gear Zombies afterall.
Fax
Brave new world
Bruh mgs4 and mgsV had zombies, I don’t get why people are acting like it’s so crazy
@@sirpiss1708 nothing supplemented metal gear survive
PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR STAMINA
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I DETECT THAT YOU'RE HUNGRY
*_WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY_*
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C ɘ b u l i 乂 jaaaaaag
oh ok that escalated quickly
how did navi get job? smh
GODZILLA IS APPROACHING THE GENERATOR
DRIVE TO THE RIGHT AND EXPLODE
4 HOURS?!?!
HE'S A MAN NOT A GOD
More like Metal Tears... cause im crying.
:'(
solid.
Isn't this that one where you can buy extra save file slots for real money
It’s rewarding to rich people
Yeah just like animal crossing: new horizon
@@tntrigued5011 aight, das bull
0/10 it didnt make me feel like spongebob
@@tntrigued5011 Care to elaborate?
@@polarbear242 cannibal bunny explained it better than i'll ever do
3:14 “when you finally find something interesting the moment is always cut sh-“
I see what you did there dunkey
just noticed, thanks kind stranger
When Dunkey spells his name right in the end credit you know he’s not messing around
🤣🤣
WORSE Than Andromeda? Wow. That means something, coming from Dunkey.
Quiet Rage I wish it weren't true but it pains me to to say he's telling the truth
Andromeda wasnt even that bad. Yes the animations were jank but the gameplay was solid and fun while the plot and character relationships were good enough.
Bruh I didn’t even know this shit existed I thought Metal Gear was dead already
Now it’s extra dead
emwZEEK
Yeah, Andromeda gets way more shit than it deserves because, yes, it was buggy but a lot of good games started out pretty buggy (See any Fallout game). The main reason I think it was judged so harshly is because the first three games were so good. If Andromeda had come out without those expectations I think it would have been received much more positively.
*It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down*
Salokin LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN LETTING ME DOWN
Salokin REEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit!! Is that a motherfucking Neon Genesis Evangelion reference???
It allll returns to nothing
I've lost everything, everything
The big difference between this game and a Mario dating sim, is that I think there are people in this world that WOULD want to see the later.
I mean I like Game Over Daisy Deluxe but I'd like it a lot less if it was on the fucking virtual boy.
I played the Japanese bird dating sim. Don't threaten me with a good time. I'm an old newgrounds reg.
Ladder
Konami: *"What the fuck is a metal gear"*
i think it's called a cog, boss.
This comment has actually brought me to tears.
A Casino slot-machine for sure. That's literally the best Konami product available
A Robot
"is that a jon-tron reference"
You know, after watching this, I suddenly feel encouraged to play MGS V again.
And to burn every copy of Survive that I see.
stride99 phantom pain was great the boss on that game was intense and one of my favorite parts !! Metal gear had a good 5 game run lol 😂
I guess those copies won't survive your wrath
stride99 Just gotta say, you're avatar is brilliant.
You’re doing the Lord’s work.
stride99 same
Tell me more about this M rated Mario dating sim...
Landry Hardy you can date toadette
It's called "Super Mario Seducer."
Just Rosalina
Finally I can put my virtual boy to good use
its called ''Mario Is Missing: Peach's Untold Tale'' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:00 every "uh" is him actively supressing the urge to cuss out Konami.
Bullshit, I would 100% play a Mario M-Rated Dating Sim on the Virtual Boy.
「Big Ol' Bear」 why play that when you can suggestively milk a cow on the Switch?!
A port is coming this Nintendo labo
WAIT! That ISN'T a real game? Then where the hell did this cartridge I've been playing come from?
At least a Mario dating sim sounds... remotely interesting.
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm, even my fingers. The body I've lost... The comrades I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
-Kazuhira Miller
and they took out the best character metal gear harold
what about the boxes?
Please come back
JoeyPockett UPLOAD MORE
PLEASE UPLOAD
Metal Gear Knack
it still amazes me that konami stole the award from the man that literally wrote and made the whole fucking game
Truly a disappointment
Such a shame, really miss that top notch emotional storytelling in missions such as “...infiltrate the jungle and capture all the monkeys”
I actually fell of my chair that I would sit on, but in reallity I am now lying in my comfy bet and I dont see myself on the ground pretty soon, ofc if my cocaine will not end cause this is my 2nd day without sleep...
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
But I swear if I had been on chair I would fell off.
Suusi Ke I love you.
Perhaps you right but probably not because she is dead lol
Btw. I told about cocaine only once and already Tom Cruise is standing under my window ffs
Stella Sarina Nah the Wario Mission where he can fart and bite is a masterpiece
The best was metal gear solid 3 (this one in jungle) where you could beat this Sniper boss by just waiting. Literally, dude dies because of his age !! Just turn off game for 1 week, or change system time in console, and puff. You just won fight while doing nothing
“He also attacks by farting”
this sneaky wario
Salokin this is what scares me and keeps me up at night.
Wario or Konami?
_Snake:_ Farting?
"He can fart to fly too"
"By... Farting? Are you kidding me!?"
You know it is a bad game when he uses his name at the end
Gijs Vanhoutven The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild. Metal gear solid V The phantom pain. Where is your point?
Edit: I understood the comment now
Omar Garcia Moreno it means he is serious perhaps
It means that he is more serious, which happens more often when the game is bad.
I'm genuinely sad that dunkey had to play this game
And buy
Be sorry that anyone had to buy this, and play this. Be sad that people were probably forced into crunch at Konami, in order to make this poopoo game.
@@MaddenedInvader yeah ..
but enough sadness I got better shit to look forward to (this year, we all do)
cheers mate
@@GoodGuyGaurav Cheers, you right lad
You idiot, we all know that it wasn't Dunkey playing the game, it was his brother with the blindfold on using a tilt controller.
Want to play a game where you sneak around in a cardboard box accompanied by a surprisingly well-written story? Play Metal Gear Solid
Want to play Metal Gear Solid but bigger and better? Play Metal Gear Solid 2
Want to cry? Play Metal Gear Solid 3
Want to play a Metal Gear with all story and no game? Play Metal Gear Solid 4
Want to play Clash of Clans 2: Tape Listener? Play Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker
Want to play Metal Gear on more acid than normal? Play Metal Gear Rising
Want to play Splinter Cell: Tape Listener? Play MGSV: Ground Zeroes
Want to play Metal Gear with all game and no story? Play MGSV: The Phantom Pain
Thought that Phantom Pain had too much story and fun? Play Metal Gear Survive
Socio Stache
Yeah, pretty much.
Socio Stache i
Cry? MGS3 is the best one. Unless you mean cry cause the story is sad?
Well, if had I meant that it was the worst one, I would put "Want to Cry?" by Survive ;P
Hey man MGS4 was great
"Let's fire the face of our company and subsequently kill our two most popular franchises that have achieved a legendary status for pachinko machines"
An employee at Konami responded, “That’s a great idea!
Never actually realized how
big hideo is for this company now they take the fall because of their actions
HashSlingingSlasher What did they even fire him for anyways?
DemonlordHatty Difference of opinion
DemonlordHatty pretty sure he complained about them stifling his creative vision by not allowing him to have freedom to design silent hills as he wanted
To be fair, I actually want that adult Mario game on Virtual Boy. At least it'd be better than Metal Gear Scam.
A Mario dating sim actually sounds hilariously entertaining.
Some 3D hentai lulz
mario, you have collected 10 stars, you can go out with goombette now
And then it turns out that the entire game was based on Mario Odyssey and you can only date girls after you trick them into putting on your hat so you can mind control their asses to fix your leaking Mexican pipe.
And at the ending, BOOOM TURNS OUT IT WAS KNACK 3 THE WHOLE TIME!! A MASTAPEECE!
Adult Mario, animated by minus8
I believe I can shed some light on what went wrong with this game's development. You see, I was an intern at Konami at the time, and back then my primary responsibility was to fetch cocaine and hookers for Konami management. And, well, shucks I'm embarrassed to admit it but I had no idea where to even find cocaine and hookers! So instead I bought salt and hired some party clowns. After 6 months of snorting table salt and being balls deep in clown strange, this game was the best they could do. Sorry guys, feel like I really let u bros down.
they had a bad case of clussy fever
Hey man we've all ruined the gaming industry at some point, it's no big deal
You know he's serious when he puts "more dunkey" in the outro
joe mcnoe Thx mate
joe mcnoe what was it before? Lol
Krusty Dog I'm assuming he just mispelled Dunkey or something
404 User Not Found That is blasphemous. No wonder it was edited lol
Metal Gear "Survive". It's ironic how it kills the franchise.
Bene GiJoe Cpt America lives but Iron Man and Thor dies by Thanos
Random Gamer lol how wrong you got that
Hey thanks for concluding that movie for me, I wasn't going to watch it anyway.
The franchise dies with the pachinko machines
Random Gamer *No*
It's basically a copy of MGSV Phantom Pain, but without the good part
It's just painful
Raylightレイ·ライト - more like MSGV Phantom Painful.
Argonxx12 1 not even phantom. Metal Gear Solid V: The Obvious Pain
There was very little Metal Gear Solid in this. Just Obvious Pain
Can we even call it obvious when that's the objective? Might as well call it The Pain.
Raylightレイ·ライト - It looks like a weird multiplayer mode
"This is like if Nintendo fired Miyamoto and then announced the next Mario game is an M rated dating sim coming out exclusively for the virtual boy."
Well said, Dunkey
Hi how are you good? also how you brother that has a mustache one
Board? Im pretty sure it should be boy not board
Don't give them ideas!
Virtual bpy, not board
Everywhere
This pisses me off to no end. This isn't just a bad game, it is Konami suplexing the consumer into a nuke from space, then shitting on the ashes of your charred remains then throwing it at Kojima. The hell's wrong with you, Konami?
B-but... Pachinko machines...
Your comment amuses me, sir. *tips hat, grins*
"The hell's wrong with you, Konami?" Answer: whales.
Nuclear whales
Donovan Bagby i mean, if it didnt have the metal gear name would any of your bitching be here?
I feel like everyone, even people who have never played metal gear and are just bandwagoning, is only hating this because it was metal gear without kojima's 20 twists n shit. I enjoyed the game and saw decent potential if given a patch or two. But ya'll see it as a disgraceful shitstain and you need to calm tf down. Reminder that konami isnt a person, its a bunch of hard working people working overtime and basically slaving away for a couple corporate dickbags. Stop shitting on the game and shit on the corporate fuckheads or else you're just blindly discharging your frustration.
I'm surprised Dunk didn't mention the fact that you need to pay for save slots.
Sorry, what da what?!?!
...what?! WTF?
Obviously he didn't play long enough to actually utilize the save
+Steven Stallone Welp, time to see if Angry Joe's bursting a blood vessel over this--wait, nevermind, I can already see the Angry Joe rant video in the side of the screen...
That’s not actually a big deal with this game
this video is so true its sickening
you mean stickening
Adam YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD
insert maxmoefoe door meme
nah maine it's pissening
It broke my Cholesterol encrusted heart.
1:00 drink one shot every time he says "ahh..." or "to-ahh..."
Jokes aside, that guy is actually a really big fan of Hideo Kojima, in game awards 2017 he praise kojima SO MUCH that kojima himself adress him as friend at the convention
Dunkeys titles are *S P I C Y*
Hehe Boy
It's an accurate title though
“You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain”
Harvey Dent
chihuahuaOP YAHIR konami was always a villain
My favorite part of dunkey’s videos is he doesn’t waste 30 fucking years on intro only to yell “HEYYYY how’s it going everyone” and instead actually makes a quality video, not relying on pretending to be friendly but just being legitimately funny or insightful or both depending on the video. Keep being dunk, man.
Yeah most you tubers are UNWATCHABLE because of their 2 seconds intro
And dunkey doesnt even ask for subs or likes.
No one gives a shit
Not Lewd you just did.
LSDaniel I never said they’re unwatchable, just that because Dunkey has legitimate talent for this art, and because he has such a good personality he doesn’t need to slap his name in at the beginning in some flashy way to make sure you know it’s him. He just makes good content that people love to watch, without all the common tropes other youtubers use
When I get in trouble my mom makes me play this game
That's a little cruel of her.
I believe there's something in the Geneva Convention about that
Hell parent
My friend didn’t like mgs5 but he liked metal gear survive. Long story short we aren’t friends anymore
Good
Doofensans
I am glad
You did the right thing.
Good boy
Smart man
I anticipate that Death Stranding will sell 10 million copies opening week, just so everyone can give a big “Fuck you” to Konami.
Waiting for the "Fuck Konami" easter egg somewhere on the map to be found
Death Stranding.
JustJason I would love that could happen, but let's be honest Konami would probably sue
“That game is going to be a cinematic masterpiece”... and I thought gamers played games to *play* games. I’m not suprised that MGS fans like to sit and watch hours of cutscenes but I wonder why Hideo Kojima doesn’t just make movies. Probably because his writing is terrible and doesn’t make any sense
I can't wait for it! Kojima said his new game... ah excuse me, art* is going to have no winners and give people the feels. I want to know how Kojima will do such
I thought the title "Metal Gear Dies" was just like another one of Dunkey's titles where he changes up the name of the game a little bit for satire but I realized that there is a way deeper meaning to this title
Dat meaning is so deep that it creates a vast vortex.
It's not that deep guys calm down
Went from Metal Gear Dying to Metal Gear Massacred in a heartbeat.
You're an absolute genius of observation, thank you for bestowing your immense wisdom upon us mere peons
Lemmy Kilturtle see you're just not using your head enough it's so deep that the space time continuum has gone completely haywire with all kinds distortions in time because this title is so open ended and philosophical only real intellectuals would understand
This game is the anti Metal Gear . It's anti creativity , anti deep story , anti fun , anti freedom
Man! This knack 4 prequel is better than I thought
Troll Lolokoko Knack 2 the past
Local Spaceman KN5CK
Troll Lolokoko a and
Knack baby!
I stopped watching after the words "Metal Gear Zombies"...
...Then continued to watch because dunkey deserves to eat.
But he's fat
ArcAngela Why was that your stopping point?
Remember to pay attention to Dunkey's fluid intake as well
Because it was all I needed to hear to understand where Dunkey was going with the video, at how they fucked up Metal Gear.
ArcAngela My bad, misconstrued what you said.
_"Hey Joe."_
"What"
*_"Wanna play another zombie game?"_*
how are you everywhere
No
the legend returns....
Jumpin Joe what
Justin Y. Yea thats ma boy Justin!!!!!
Lol I love the mission in MGSV where the target is “extremely important” and it ends up being Hideo Kojima
I thought you got him from saving the prisoners in Zeroes?
@@lexitar3315 it's in both
@@lexitar3315 he got caught again, typical kojima xd
You’re probably saving him from Konami
@@deanersher4136 unfortunately we couldn't do it in real life oOf
I feel ripped off for pirating this.
Shitdick 2000 is said to be the world's greatest zombie killing guy.
I never thought I'd find a comment from someone I know of on youtube who has no relation to the uploader
Me neither
The boss is rolling over in her grave right now
Carter Montgomery
...along with Big Boss. 4 years after his death and this happens.
Anime is Trash
Snake shot her. She didn't blow up, what are you talking about?
Kojima' burial spot is rolling in it's grave.
Carter Montgomery and big boss
Aku Fan her ashes are rolling over
PAY ATTENTION to Your Fluid Intake! !
Retro Game Players I detect that you are hungry!
Retro Game Players Pay attention to your stamina!
Oh I get it.
Liquid Snake.
Pay attention to your stamina!
The batteries on your Wii Remote are low
2:25 Hideo Kojima: "Look at how they massacred my boy..."
To be honest, I'd much rather play a Mario Dating Sim on the Virtual Boy instead of this shit.
Well, trying to fuck Princess Peach would seem a lot more fun than managing stamina in a dull and boring zombie game.
Metal Gear Survive...more like *Metal Gear is trying to survive*
you certainly got em
*Donald Clinton
Hillary Trump at this Point I am assured that Konami just wanted this franchise to end...all things point to it: Fire Kojima out of nowhere + make such a shit game that even a 3 year old would find it bad = Metal Gear Brand gone
Metal Gear won't survive
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~
*Laughs in 10$ save slot*
AngryJoe approves
DawnCrusader4213 you know that's been a thing before right? Not that I'm defending it but it was
Triggermatt241 you know that's irrelevant, right? Two wrongs don't make a right much?
TacticsTechniques&Procedures but still, people are acting like this is a new thing with Metal Gear but its not lol
Triggermatt241 What other game had it to where you have to pay to save?
you know a game is bad when dunkey would RATHER it be like assassin's creed
People just don't understand what Konami is trying to do. What we are watching is mastery of a craft. They are showing us the secrets of how to completely and irreversibly destroy your own company. Ever wanted to loose a shit ton of money AND make everyone hate your guts? Konami's got you covered.
+LordUzaki MY GOD... THEY'VE ASCEDNED BEYOUND OUR COMPREEEHENSION. WEVE ALLL FALLLEN TO THIER MASTER PLANNER!!!!!!,!!!
So they basically copied Bungie?
Nah, pachinko machines are their bread and butter now in Japan. They're much cheaper to make and gamblers will flock to them no matter what. Sadly they killed off what should have been a reliable stream of revenue due to their president's contempt of video games.
LordUzaki also yugioh
i'm still waiting for the "it's just a prank lololol" and hideo come out from under the desk with my chapter 3.
Is this a strand type game?
@Dark of the knight No, gameplay is boring, controls broken, graphics are mediocre, plot is great but dialogs are fucking atrocious. It is not a game of the year, there are much better titles that came in 2019
graphics... mediocre? also controls aint broken. the gameplay is boring though but i appreciate it for being bold
Hey people, I know how hard is it to make those graphics, but they still just dont feel special at all. In fact, I would say Battlefield 5 graphics are miles better. Also, the choice of gameplay is bold, I agree fully, but on its own that doesnt mean anything. I can make a game where to win Han Solo has to have sex with Jar Jar Bing and say 'First SW sex type game', but the game is almost certainly going to be shit. Tedium is bad. You play games for fun. If you want art, go listen to some good music, go watch movies, video games have a long way to go to become an art medium, ask anyone. So yeah, making a boring game and then saying 'But it is supposed ti be boring' is not redeming or good. Also controls are broken and sloppy, they often feel pretty mixed up and unresponsive. And finally, dialogs are a bag full of crap. Yeah, it is not game of the year. If you guys want a very childish looking but in my opinion MILES better game that was released in 2019, search for Legend of Bumbo. It has an amazing story behind it, gameplay is quite nice, progression system is awesome and all in all it is a fun experience.
@Dark of the knight Video games CAN surpass movies (not books and music tho, books rely on power of imagination and they are just on another wavelenght of thought while music is just incredible), but usually they DONT. Detroit, Bioshock, Driver San Francisco and RDR2 (probably, although second half of the game is fucked up storywise) are very rare examples of actually great, innivative, games, with great stories, amazing dialogs, beautiful endings and conclusions. But, with all of these games, gameplay is not left out. Death Stranding is just not good enough, I am sorry. And listen, if you like the game, more power to you, instead of being sad and dissapointed when playing (like my cynical dumb ass) you will be happy, but it is very important to not consider mediocre, above average and good as great, amazing and ground breaking.
@@xmm8299 movies can't compare
Don't forget about the 'Pay 10 bucks for another save slot' business.
I haven't played the game, but I've read you buy new save slots with coins you gain by daily bonuses or pay with real money.
I think it was 34 days of playing or 10 bucks
Just check steam game reviews or look for articles about 10$ save. It's kinda everywhere.
Shipon Shipoff yeah, you can only play with one character, unless you pay $10 in microstransactions just to open a save slot to create another new character, with up to 3 additional characters possible so $30. Otherwise, if (for some reason) you want to make a new character you have to overwrite your first...
Check the video description =)
Oh my god when I saw that in the description, I thought it was a joke.
The fact that this game happened still hurts me
"This thing is worse than Mass Effect Andromeda"
DAMN
A DAMN is a 7/10. This deserves a lower score for sure.
Hubblebub Lumbubwub what’s that rated lol
Dan B angry joe gave this game a 2/10
Darth Vader It's a reference to where Anthony Fantano, a well known music reviewer infamously gave Kendrick Lamar's highly acclaimed album DAMN. a 7/10.
That seems a little high...but then again, Joe defended Disney Wars. I feel his senses have been dulled.
I still remembered those parts from Dunkey's MGSV video, and they'll forever be my last memories of Metal Gear Solid.
RIP my beloved franchise, and fuck Konami.
mgs5 was trash, the series died when they released that ridiculous Raiden game.
Diego Pierre mgsv could have been substantially better, as Kojima still had a third of the game left to develop, but Konami fucked that up and slowly forced him out, so then the game was not anywhere near the trailers or near the full content
I gave you a like, then took it back so you'd stay at 69 likes.
👍
frank grimes um what? 5 and V are the same thing.
Diego Pierre the raiden game was ridiculous but the gameplay was insane and super fun. This on the other hand is absolute trash.
MgsV already pissed me off by being so repetitive. This game is a whole other level of shit though
So how many beloved franchises did Konami killed off?
Contra
Metal Gear
Castlevania
Silent Hill
I’m not sure what else
Rocket Knight Adventures
Gradius
Goemon
Pretty much everything ever owned by Hudson Soft
Zone of the Enders
Yu-Gi-Oh is still alive but a twisted shadow of its former self
Basically, go down the list of properties owned by Konami, because 9 times out of 10 it hasn't had a game for at least 10 years.
it's like they're trying to compete with EA to be the worst company
I just want my Suikoden man.... The only redeeming title (that i know of) worth reviving imo
There's currently a fan recreation of the original Contra that might be made. It's currently just an engine to achieve Contra styled gameplay but if enough people want it, it'll turn into a full recreation. It's very small now though. There's a video or two showing it off.
Bomberman franchise is still alive.
Two years after the release of Metal Gear Survive, i have finally found the entertainment from that game
By watching this again and say shit about konami