I love that the line “the vampire working for liquid” goes by so quickly you don’t have time to fully absorb that there are vampires now for some reason
Honestly, Vamp isn't even the weirdest guy who you meet, and his "vampirism" is explained better than some of the other characters' abilities. _COUGH_ magic parasitic moss _COUGH_ ...wait, come to think of it, did they ever even _try_ to explain how Volgin's lightning powers worked? I'm trying to remember, but I'm drawing a blank.
@@athenamuldrow1664 Now I'm imagining a high-ranking Soviet officer doing some type of period-appropriate shuffling Soviet dance around his office while chanting _"Kuwabara, kuwabara."_
Dude imagine how quickly it all happened that that quote is actually the 2nd time vampires are mentioned. The 1st occurs when he's explaining MGS 2: 'then a Vampire kills Otacon's sister' LMAO
@@SuperBlooper057 I remember that! Oh you think he's called vamp cause he's a vampire?? No silly he's just bisexual. He totally banged fortune's dad btw
@@robertposaric6419 It is 100% accurate that Metal Gear Solid 2 is where things start to get confusing. Everything before that is a precursor to the real bullshit.
The games are fantastic and a ton of fun to play, particularly snake eater and phantom pain. I grew up on these games, played all of them more than once, and still to this day, I have no earthly idea wtf is going on in these games 99.7% of the time.
I've never played a Metal Gear game... but after watching this video, I could start playing without remembering any of the spoilers. It was such chaos that I didn't retain any of it. Well done, Dunkey.
He's Romanian He's a wizard with knifes Oh also he's a vampire Die twice in mgs2 Die for real this time in mgs4 JK he was alive the whole time as a ninja vampire cyborg in mgr revengence and then he die foe real this time like for real for real
Dunkey is a genius because he knew that funniest thing that he could have possibly done in a Metal Gear Solid video was to explain the plot of Metal Gear Solid exactly as it was written
@@hiyathere2168 It's just the MGS theme from the previous three games. There's some *very* shaky claim that it bares some similarity to some obscure classical piece by a Russian composer, and apparently that was a scary enough threat of plagiarism that they just dropped the theme entirely for MGS4.
@@RamadaArtistit’s not “very shaky”. It is very similar in multiple places. To the point where you can see Kojima get nervous when he hears it for the first time. Kojima probably decided to stop using it himself to avoid legal claims
Honestly, it deserves to be that brief. Don't get me wrong, I love these games, I played some of them many times, but the conspiracies sprinkled throughout the entire series are trash. The characters and their backstories are what really drive this series to the echelon of gaming.
@Huff Boy Metal Gear: Ghost Babel and the AC!D games don't count ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "I was actually referring to Portabl--" *Kazuhira Miller:* "Finally, we can leave all that crap in San Hieronymo behind..."
as someone who played and beat every game multiple times I was always still highly confused by some parts of the timeline. I find myself laughing hysterically only halfway through the video because of insane this storyline actually is. this video is gold
It's dawned on me that whoever wrote the story of these Metal Gear games didn't give one single flying fuck about anything making proper sense because all the other elements of the games such as music, voiceover, sound effects, graphics, gameplay etc would be outstandingly well done. It's kinda like those rich kids who go to Ivy league universities, and don't care whatever the fuck they write because daddy paid a generous donation to the University, and the professor sat with the kid during the exam with an open book, telling the kid what to write by looking at the book, and then award the kid A+.
@@sztypetttoI mean, the story does make sense. There's actually very little that had to be changed(Revolver being possesed gets dropped in MGS4). It's just that it's very complicated and a lot of the details you get from various perspectives so you have to piece everything together yourself
First games were called Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Metal Gear Solid was a new series in the franchise. Nobody knows the first two games since they're old as hell but they're there and they're also part of the story.
It's honestly not that complicated. Metal gear solid the "first game" was released after two games on the NES I believe. But the two previous games aren't super necessary to understand the plot.
@@luminousrabbit5824 not really, they were developed for the MSX in japan and never came to the west, the games for NES were an attemp from konami USA division to port the game and is not produced by kojima, hence it doesnt include any of the original games story, and the second game was developed by kojima after learning konami USA was trying to make a 2nd metal gear without him, so he worked on a second game for the MSX in japan
@@luminousrabbit5824 Except they are with the introduction of MGS5. Since the MGS5 boss is the one that is killed in outer heaven in the MG games, because its not the real big boss, but a double made to keep people guessing what big boss was up to, and since its not the real big boss, doesnt have the will and fortitude of the real big boss, and resorts to nukes and child soldiers, which leads people to hunt him thinking he's the real big boss and not the fake big boss meant to be a decoy. The end of MGS5 actually happens in the middle of the raid Snake does on Outer heaven. So its all.. important.
At first I was like: "there's no way he explained the whole story in under 7 minutes, it has to be a joke" But actually no, it's not a joke. He really did explain it
*”Oh and many years later that Raiden guy from MGS2 becomes a robot ninja and has to fight a bunch of cyborg super soldiers lead by Donald Tru- cough Senator Armstrong in order to save the world”*
@@adoji1867 Assuming you're reading comments during the whole video (which you probably weren't) and using a rounded simple number of 1.4 seconds as the defining factor of when reading becomes writing. Plus, the comment section holding over 16000 comments but at the time of your reading was somewhere over 9000. With scrolling rate adjusted and Son Goku would put you at about a 1 in 3 chance.
actually if you KNEW anything about the Metal Gear Solid lore, you would know that Eeyore was actually a patsy for the true villain of the series: The protagonist from the Kill Butt series
actually all of you are wrong Turns Out after thanos fought Cory from Cory in the House They actually unlocked the Shin Megami Tensei Tenkeichi Budokai from the Shadow Realm Which returned earth to its primal state A la the Matrix. Boobies. Which relates the story into Death Stranding Available now
Writing a story like this is actually genius. With infinite twists and turns, you can never have any plot holes. Perfectly not complicated story if you dont have any plot holes...
There is one major plot hole, in the original Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake, and Metal Gear Solid Big boss is painted as some insane war loving lunatic asshole who everyone fears and does nothing good. But in Metal Gear 3 you play as big boss and he's like a pretty good guy, then in Metal Gear 4 you meet big boss (as his clone son snake) and he's actually a pretty good guy, and in peace walker you play as him again still cool, then mgsV you play as a guy playing him, who thinks he's him but Is still a pretty nice and genuine guy. But we're supposed to believe as he gets older he becomes a nuclear terrorist. But it's just at this point not possible
@@zaystation. Iirc this is explained through Peacewalker and V. Big Boss isn't a lunatic warmonger, he was just viewed like that because he was the face of a mercenary nation who owned nukes. Because most people didn't know Big Boss personally, only the fact he was some kind of mercenary king with a nuclear weapon, it's pretty easy to see how he would be painted as a warmongering asshole. Also, tbf Big Boss was kind of a jerk. He thought it was ok to use child soldiers and brainwash soldiers just to get what he wanted, and he basically used a medic and sent him to death just so BB could escape. While that might not put him in the "war loving lunatic asshole" description, it certainly gets him closer.
I played the first 3 Solid games. The first was a masterpiece, it was a great standalone game. Did not need a sequel. The second was dumb as fuck but fun to play. The third was much less complicated and revolutionary in terms of gameplay. I played about half an hour of the fourth one after sitting through like 45 minutes of cinematics, and sold it back. Fuck Hideo Kojima, he sucks dick.
If I'm not mistaken Ocelot is an NINETUPLE agent by the end. He pretends to work for: CIA, KGB, GRU, VOLGIN, LIQUID, SOLIDUS, PATRIOTS, IMPLANTED MIND-CONTROLLING ARM but really really, really was working for BIG BOSS
What does “reverse quadruple agent” mean ? A “double agent” is agent who pretends to spy for a country while they spy on said country for another one; so a quadruple agent ??? And a reverse... ?
Nicholas Leclerc It’s like a double double McDonald’s double double agent but flipped and mirrored backwards the same way you flip Davenport and Chesterfield but actually PEMDAS cancels it out. It’s quite simple really
It's like being an agent for the Rothschild Banks while being a KGB agent while serving in Mossad while serving in the CIA. This shit usually doesn't go that deep, maybe only two layers deep, but even then it goes to show why you really can't trust intelligence agencies at a fundamental level.
It doesn't really narrow things down. In each of the games, at least one person pisses themselves. Sometimes several. Some of them also poop themselves, but those people are usually Johnnys. Different Johnnys. But usually the same Johnny.
@@Nilloc1221 well he just tried to explain the story of like 5 games in under 7 minutes while adding jokes here and there so yeah its gonna sound ridiculous lol.
Bro I died immediately when he said “Metal Gear Solid 1 is the 3rd game of the series”. That’s when I knew this would be a genuine telling of the storyline.
The only thing that I've found wrong in this masterpiece of a summarization is that ocelot wasn't killed by fox die at first because the nanomachines thought he was liquid and wasn't part of the original patriots. But when he fought snake and the hypnosis was undone he was back as revolver ocelot and so the nanomachines did their thing
@@thomasprice7893 they're pretty advanced though. After ocelot took over sop the system was recognizing him as liquid. But after the final fight, ocelot didn't have control anymore of anything since the system is destroyed and he isn't even liquid anymore so the nanomachines will recognize him as ocelot and as an original member of the patriots and kill him
@@thomasprice7893He uses hypnosis AND nanomachines to program himself as Liquid. It's spelled out that the whole sham of him being taken over by Liquid has like 3 whole stages to it.
@@ir6734Given that he's the son of the Sorrow, channeling liquid makes more sense than nanomachines did - both in the personality takeover and the foxdie reaction
I'm actually impressed that he was able to give such a perfect summation of the entire plot while his little brother was playing throughout all the games.
"Then, in Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, you play as Raiden who is a cyborg ninja that can suplex metal gears and fight a man called Senator Armstrong, who is extremely powerful and can't be hurt because he played football in college."
"It was then in that moment, standing there, he realized, Sam was just like me, trying to change hisory. Wondering who's to judge from right and wrong, he beats up the nanomachines with a sword-gun. In the end it just had to be this way."
1:45 "this is where things start to get a little confusing" me: *replayed the video 4 times up to that point, to understand who wore an eyepatch and who didn't*
@@nofabe he could have just said : you play as venom snake, who thinks he is big boss, but is actually the player pretending to be big boss.And dies in metal gear 1 instead of big boss.
@@ZechsMerquise73 BUT there is also peace walker that is/isn't considered a mgs game depending on who you talk to that happens between mgs 3 and mgsv and was made between mgs 4 and mgs5, making it second in the timeline but second last to be developers skipping over social ops and mgr revengeance.
@@benyancey6454 In the hardcore gaming circles this is a hot topic for debate because rumor has it that its actually his little brother who really holds the title
Solid snake point of view of the entire video: Metal gear solid entrie story? Metal gear solid? Solid snake? Big boss clone? Shadow mose? Foxhound? Big boss? Darpa chief? Revolver ocelot? Grey fox? Fox? Robot? Otacon? Huey? Step Incest? Metal gear zeke? Naked snake? Metal gear sahelanthropus? Skull face? Metal gear rex? Liquid snake? Liquid clone brother of solid? Master miller was liquid? Double agent? Solidius snake? President of the 🇺🇸? Metal gear solid 2? Boat? Ocelot have two arm again? Arm spirit? Metal gear ray? Boat go boom? New president kidnap? Raiden? New foxhound? Fake Soild snake? Pliskin? The government was rigged? La li le lu lo? Big shell is a dud? Arsenal gear? Gw? Censor info? Otacon sister? Vampire? Upload a virus? Turn off the game? Colonel is a computer? Fight twenty metal gear? Liquid ocelot? Triple agent? Video game of a video game? Git gud raiden? La le li lu lo? Reverse quadruple agent? More super computer of la li le lu lo Digital age? Over use meme? Metal gear solid 3? Boss? Cold war? Boss break up with naked snake and the 🇺🇸? Scape 🐐? Volgin? Shagohod? Kill the boss? Steal Micro film? $$$$$? Eva? Big mama of big boss clone sons? Agent for China? Fake $$$$ film? Metal gear solid V? Venom snake? Metal gear solid 4? Old snake? Metal gear cow? Monkey? NANOMACHINE?! To learn to use gun? Big boss body is the key? To control all the gun? Vamp not dead? Forgot Plot? back to shadow Moses? New Outer heaven? Patriot? New Arsenal gear? New upload virus? No more gun? Ocelot plot twist? Hypno therapy? World peace? Fist fight with solid snake? Ocelot is Big boss bff? Foxdie? The entire storyline metal gear...... Secret ending?! Big boss alive?! Shadow la le li lu lo?! Eeyore?! The end........ Also no mention of psycho mantis?
Man., I'm really wondering how tf I've understood this story. I've played these games like 5 or 6 years ago, and english is not even my native language, yet I managed to understand it all this much, that I could make a similar video that explains the story lol
@@Moooras yeah any inaccuracies are extremely pedantic and superficial. Otacon made REX for the US Army not Liquid, but its pretty immaterial given that Liquid is head of a US Army Special Forces unit Shagohod is not a prototype of Metal Gear but rather divergent evolution since Sokolov and Granin disagreed on the future of mobile nuclear assault platforms but it doesn't really matter because it's stull a nuclear tank that can launch from almost anywhere And Tigger is the true perpetrator not Eeyore but it doesn't matter because Sora and Pooh are the real masterminds But seriously this is a very accurate recap from the dunkmeister
@@beatlemnkyhuman Not really, he completely skipped Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker and Metal Gear Solid 5 which all had essential plot points in them.
@@quaddamage7765 lolll I never fully understood the story back when I was playing MGS 2 3 times when I was a kid but had no idea about that. Is it in 4? I only played that one once like 9 years ago.
I came here expecting a parody of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is. Was suprised to see an accurate representation of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is.
This is actually one of the best breakdowns under 45 min I've ever seen. I cant imagine what Jason's room looked like to record this. I'm imagining white boards and corkboard with pins and strings everywhere.
Here, every couple of seconds i asked myself "is everything he was saying true" xD. Tbh, i dont know why everyone loves Kojima. His games are not half as good as they are portrayed.
@@marconarco540 presentation goes a long way. The stories are over the top, borderline campy spy thrillers but the gameplay, music, acting and even the writing are good enough to blend into fun games. And the gameplay really is solid (hah!) in these games.
@Soridan @Mqwersly Lets be real, story of MGS is on border with mexican and turkish soap operas my mother and grandma watch. I had fun playing MGS, not gonna lie, but there is so many games that are 100x better than his. Kojima doesnt deserve all the fame he thinks he does. He is narcissistic artist and he is glorifying himself to the stars and beyond and that is the main reason i dont like him (as a person). Lets just look at his last game. The walking simulator simulator. People are already glorifying it as the masterpiece and whatnot but in reality its just bland, slow open world game with nice graphic and amazing cast. You are playing as mothefking postman!!! (just to clarify, i didnt play Death Stranding and im talking only from stuff ive seen on youtube and twitch, i might be wrong completely)
"...You see, turns out..."
If this doesn't perfectly describe following the Metal Gear plot
Gears turn...in Metal Gears things turn out. Coincidence?
phantom pain was my first ever metal gear solid game. very good game but had no clue wtf was going on lmao.
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts fuckin' eeyore made a cameo! 😂
And nanomachines.
@@kayilla6413 I've played MGS2, 3 and 4 as a kid and still had no clue of what the fuck was happening back then
“Reverse quadruple agent”
It’s actually really simple.
Lol
17 hundred likes in 45 minutes, Jesus
Matthew Kehler Ikr I’m actually really surprised
I could hear dunkey saying this. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
The accuracy tho..
Me: “I can get behind this.”
Dunkey: *”Reverse quadruple agent.”*
DOUBLE-reverse-quadruple agent.
The double is the most important part.
Lulw 😂👏
@@barldeoomaltlicky7055 Draw 4
But dont forget he was the double reverse quadruple agent BECAUSE OF Eeyore!
@moderatingmoderation, say what?
I love that the line “the vampire working for liquid” goes by so quickly you don’t have time to fully absorb that there are vampires now for some reason
Honestly, Vamp isn't even the weirdest guy who you meet, and his "vampirism" is explained better than some of the other characters' abilities.
_COUGH_ magic parasitic moss _COUGH_
...wait, come to think of it, did they ever even _try_ to explain how Volgin's lightning powers worked? I'm trying to remember, but I'm drawing a blank.
@@athenamuldrow1664 Now I'm imagining a high-ranking Soviet officer doing some type of period-appropriate shuffling Soviet dance around his office while chanting _"Kuwabara, kuwabara."_
The in-game explanation as to why his name is Vamp is, and I quote, "because he's bisexual." This is not elaborated on further.
Dude imagine how quickly it all happened that that quote is actually the 2nd time vampires are mentioned. The 1st occurs when he's explaining MGS 2: 'then a Vampire kills Otacon's sister' LMAO
@@SuperBlooper057 I remember that! Oh you think he's called vamp cause he's a vampire?? No silly he's just bisexual. He totally banged fortune's dad btw
"This is where things start to get confusing."
The most hilarious part of that statement is how accurate it is.
? only there?! nani? I lost what he was saying after 6.45 seconds of the video
@@robertposaric6419 It is 100% accurate that Metal Gear Solid 2 is where things start to get confusing.
Everything before that is a precursor to the real bullshit.
I lost my shit at that line 🤣
Ah yes. You’ve found the joke. Thanks. Thanks for that.
This must be what english sounds like to people who dont speak it.
Can confirm
You see..! This is what dunkey want u to think but actually...
This is how I imagine chinese cursive.
Indeed
No realmente.
Having never played the games, I was worried that this would spoil them for me.
I now know less than I did before.
Underrated comment😂
You'll know less after playing the game.
The games are fantastic and a ton of fun to play, particularly snake eater and phantom pain. I grew up on these games, played all of them more than once, and still to this day, I have no earthly idea wtf is going on in these games 99.7% of the time.
And yet he explained the major plot points in the major games in the series.
Still less complex than Kingdom Hearts.
I've never played a Metal Gear game... but after watching this video, I could start playing without remembering any of the spoilers. It was such chaos that I didn't retain any of it. Well done, Dunkey.
You really should play them they are amazing and batshit insane
Lucky you. The non-sensical plot twists are burnt into my brain.
@@butterspike680 stupid franchise but yeah
ur not a real bright guy, are you?
@@papacinoooo Stupid, very successful franchise. People clearly don’t like it.
"He is actually a _reverse_ quadruple agent!"
Man, I lost it there.
Being a reverse quadruple agent is a slow day for Ocelot.
Can someone tell me if ocelot actually died or not.
@@ozanozenir2503
Maybe he faked his death too, who knows
@@shalashaska6658 Well, it's Metal Gear Solid. At this point I don't doubt anything...
@@ozanozenir2503 Unless he faked his death (highly unlikely), Revolver Ocelot died fighting Old Snake at the end of MGS4.
“The test isn’t that confusing”
The test:
@ So ACTUAL world politics
this is still somehow less confusing than learning communication systems
Stole the joke
For real.
@@ArbaazPatwari it's about Hideo
For those wondering, literally everything said in this video is true. Eeyore notwithstanding.
No I think Eeyore was pretty accurate as well
Laughed my ass off when he said MGS 5 just existed lol
Love the game but it seriously is irrelevant to the whole.
And Big Boss wasn't in love The Boss romantically.
Kinda glad I never got into this series.
As a lifelong fan of MGS, MGSV was summed up perfectly.
I died laughing. He said just enough.
@@pelicancrayon2523 I lost it at: "Big boss was the same guy as solid snake except with an eyepatch"
what a disappointing send off :((
I think he went too into detail
@@Howitchewstofeel5gumwhat?
AND THEN, YEARS LATER, RAIDEN BECOMES A FULL CYBORG NINJA AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF A U.S SENATOR WITH A RED SAMURAI SWORD
Nanomachines son.
And said u.s. senator makes the mother of all omelettes.
And also rules of nature goes with anything.
the memes
That was my favorite part, how did dunko forget about that part?
Loved to have that added but ir isn't part of the Solid saga. Shame
"...who is a vampire."
I love how much "it's just a fact" this line was.
He's Romanian
He's a wizard with knifes
Oh also he's a vampire
Die twice in mgs2
Die for real this time in mgs4
JK he was alive the whole time as a ninja vampire cyborg in mgr revengence and then he die foe real this time like for real for real
Vampire guy is the dude the cut jacks arms off on mg4, only the real mvp's would know😣💪💀
He’s also bisexual
See also: "...eliminating Colonel Volgin, who has lightning powers."
Just a friendly interjection for future reference: it’s called being “matter of fact”.
So you could say “I love how matter-of-fact that line was.”
Dunkey is a genius because he knew that funniest thing that he could have possibly done in a Metal Gear Solid video was to explain the plot of Metal Gear Solid exactly as it was written
Almost yeah. He exaggerated on a few things, But nothing that actually really changed the story
He didnt ruin the big twist in MGS5 so that was cool
I have never played the games and I can’t tell if this is the actually the story line or if dunkey made it up
@@Bransonrogers7 its legit
It ain't legit he really doesn't know the story.
You've done what Kojima never could. You ended MGS4 with the correct music.
After this video I have more questions than i had before this video
Konami didn't allow him to use the MGS theme due to plagiarism claims
What’s the song?
@@hiyathere2168 It's just the MGS theme from the previous three games. There's some *very* shaky claim that it bares some similarity to some obscure classical piece by a Russian composer, and apparently that was a scary enough threat of plagiarism that they just dropped the theme entirely for MGS4.
@@RamadaArtistit’s not “very shaky”. It is very similar in multiple places. To the point where you can see Kojima get nervous when he hears it for the first time. Kojima probably decided to stop using it himself to avoid legal claims
*Raises Hand*
"Is this going to be on the test?"
It IS the test!
I made a comment where solid snake repeat everything that dunkey has said
It's a very very long list of think snake ask to be repeated
Dont worry, I got you. The correct answer is. KNACK 2 BABBYYY
Gotta love being the 1000th like.
TURNS OUT the Patriots and Tom Brady deflated footballs in order to control Metal Gear
The fact that Dunkey isn't even making any of this up, this is genuinely the MGS story summed up, is so utterly hilarious.
Sad? You must mean awesome.
Sad? This seems like the best plot ever
Well Solid Snake isn't 200 years old in MGS4 but yea mostly correct.
@@lucasrojas4045 Hey I love MGS but you can't deny it is just ludicrously convoluted.
The story actually far more coherent compared to Kingdom Heart and Kirby series
The entire internet: *waits for death stranding video*
Dunkey: "Let's talk about Metal Gear Solid"
He's warming up his kojima-meter
I couldnt be more pleased with his decision
CAPTAIN Man Kojima basically took our money and said take a walk 😂
I honestly can't see him not absolutely hating death stranding
@@yuletide1281 this couldn't be more true lol
dunkey just explained 6 decades of in game lore in 6 minutes
Honestly, it deserves to be that brief. Don't get me wrong, I love these games, I played some of them many times, but the conspiracies sprinkled throughout the entire series are trash. The characters and their backstories are what really drive this series to the echelon of gaming.
He skipped right over MGS5
and has an eyepatch
@@user-il9qo4qc4nthere's nothing to skip over lmao
He forgot peace walker
This felt like 19 minutes long but it’s only 6
DosDoodles yeah it was basically the amount of information and detail of a 19 minute video crammed into 6 minutes
Metal Gear in a Nutshell
Yeah, was just about to comment that
turns out I have continued and commented it anyway after reading this message, I have extremely sort memory
I had to take breaks.
Kojima if he sees this:
-“Not even close baby”
Bicho More like: That was not even remotely close..... BABYYYYYYYY
BAAAAAABEYYYYYYYYYY
HALO 2 BABYYYYYYYYY
"Do you rike it?"
Not even close BB
I expected a joke video but this was like 95% accurate
James Anthony the joke is how ridiculous and confusing this is lol
@Huff Boy Metal Gear: Ghost Babel and the AC!D games don't count ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I was actually referring to Portabl--"
*Kazuhira Miller:* "Finally, we can leave all that crap in San Hieronymo behind..."
Although he missed the fact that Solid Snake didn't kill Big Boss but Venom Snake
@@TheRealmDrifter Portable Ops is Canon I swear!
@@TheRealmDrifter I wish more games used AC!D mechanics.
card fighting as a tactical combat and inventory mechanic was kinda nice
as someone who played and beat every game multiple times I was always still highly confused by some parts of the timeline. I find myself laughing hysterically only halfway through the video because of insane this storyline actually is. this video is gold
Are you following me so far ? x'D
It's dawned on me that whoever wrote the story of these Metal Gear games didn't give one single flying fuck about anything making proper sense because all the other elements of the games such as music, voiceover, sound effects, graphics, gameplay etc would be outstandingly well done. It's kinda like those rich kids who go to Ivy league universities, and don't care whatever the fuck they write because daddy paid a generous donation to the University, and the professor sat with the kid during the exam with an open book, telling the kid what to write by looking at the book, and then award the kid A+.
@@sztypetttoI mean, the story does make sense. There's actually very little that had to be changed(Revolver being possesed gets dropped in MGS4). It's just that it's very complicated and a lot of the details you get from various perspectives so you have to piece everything together yourself
"His second wife cheated on him with his own son"
HOLD UP
Its true
That's some porno plot lol
Oudipus would be proud
It's true! HAHAHA!!
Yah, then huey drowned himself in a kiddie pool cause he can't walk
"Metal Gear Solid 1 is the third game in the series..."
I'm already lost
The series began with Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2.
Metal Gear SOLID 1 is the third game released.
SOLID -> CUBE -> 3D
First games were called Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Metal Gear Solid was a new series in the franchise. Nobody knows the first two games since they're old as hell but they're there and they're also part of the story.
It's honestly not that complicated. Metal gear solid the "first game" was released after two games on the NES I believe. But the two previous games aren't super necessary to understand the plot.
@@luminousrabbit5824 not really, they were developed for the MSX in japan and never came to the west, the games for NES were an attemp from konami USA division to port the game and is not produced by kojima, hence it doesnt include any of the original games story, and the second game was developed by kojima after learning konami USA was trying to make a 2nd metal gear without him, so he worked on a second game for the MSX in japan
@@luminousrabbit5824 Except they are with the introduction of MGS5. Since the MGS5 boss is the one that is killed in outer heaven in the MG games, because its not the real big boss, but a double made to keep people guessing what big boss was up to, and since its not the real big boss, doesnt have the will and fortitude of the real big boss, and resorts to nukes and child soldiers, which leads people to hunt him thinking he's the real big boss and not the fake big boss meant to be a decoy. The end of MGS5 actually happens in the middle of the raid Snake does on Outer heaven. So its all.. important.
Mentioning eeyore at the end was literally the only part of this that’s factually incorrect. This is the actual plot.
He wasn't in love with the boss ,and he isn't 200 at MGS4 but yeah otherwise dunk nailed it
Turns out, that’s just what Eeyore wants you to think
@@tanishvaidya9586 Those are more of exaggerations rather than full on inaccuracies. The part about Ocelot wanting world peace is debatable though.
@@tanishvaidya9586 Also, liquid was a clone of big boss, not solid snake.
@@fespadea8263 They were both clones they just got different genes.
At first I was like: "there's no way he explained the whole story in under 7 minutes, it has to be a joke"
But actually no, it's not a joke. He really did explain it
I mean, he skipped mgsv, but for obvious reasons
6.46 actually
*”Oh and many years later that Raiden guy from MGS2 becomes a robot ninja and has to fight a bunch of cyborg super soldiers lead by Donald Tru- cough Senator Armstrong in order to save the world”*
“Because he is a robot, he has to cut off revolver ocelot’s hand”
What are the chances that as I read this comment as dunkey said it
420 likes... Don't ruin this!
Edit: It was only held for a small time. It was inevitable...
Yes because robots EAT people.
It's the only logical progression really.
@@adoji1867 Assuming you're reading comments during the whole video (which you probably weren't) and using a rounded simple number of 1.4 seconds as the defining factor of when reading becomes writing. Plus, the comment section holding over 16000 comments but at the time of your reading was somewhere over 9000. With scrolling rate adjusted and Son Goku would put you at about a 1 in 3 chance.
This is what studying for finals feels like
But it’s the first time ever you even read the material
Why the hell are the games with the most potential written like trash?? I swear,a 5 year-old could write a more interesting storyline.
@@GoogleAccount-tg9lp if only dunk would read my notes to me while studying ☺️
Studying for the finals:
The Exam: Eyore
mgs5, you play as venom snake. When you realize venom snake is directly responsible for a lot of things in the mgs universe.
"Turns out Eeyore"
Of course how I didn't see it sooner, Kojima is a mastermind.
No even worse... he was the master of masters all along.
I think it has more to do with the large gap of the games in his on ageing but sure the r word works to.
Eeyore was the bad guy all along. Also Metal Gear is part of the Kingdom Hearts universe now. Because that wasn't confusing enough.
Raptor Dave does that mean micky mouse is next smash bros dlc?
actually if you KNEW anything about the Metal Gear Solid lore, you would know that Eeyore was actually a patsy for the true villain of the series: The protagonist from the Kill Butt series
Dunkey is that one kid in class who writes a perfect essay for history, but he used ZERO punctuation.
There was a semicolon after MGS5;
To non-MGS fans: much of that was humorous, but none of that was false. Except that bit at the end.
Big boss was not in love with the boss, she was a mentor for him
Liquid isn't a clone of Solid snake, he's a clone of Big Boss.
actually all of you are wrong
Turns Out
after thanos fought Cory from Cory in the House
They actually unlocked the Shin Megami Tensei Tenkeichi Budokai from the Shadow Realm
Which returned earth to its primal state
A la the Matrix. Boobies.
Which relates the story into Death Stranding
Available now
@@liamjm9278 wait weren't they all clones of Big Boss making them also clones of each other??
@@CallN0w That's not how cloning works. A copy of something isn't a copy of other copies of the same thing. Same principle applies to clones.
I love how he's not making anything up
Does he have to? I mean Eeyore was so fucking obvious from the very start
1:11 liquid snake is not a clone of solid snake both are clones of big boss dummy
@@Razyrazer i know right
thats probably the best comment ive ever seen on youtube not kidding you need more likes
Reminds me of the kingdom hearts video
I'm actually impressed that he was able to give such a perfect summation of the entire plot using only a wii remote steering controller 4/5
And with a blindfold.
"it's got a little something for everyone"
And it was actually his brother
And he was actually asleep while speaking
it's actually his brother talking
Writing a story like this is actually genius. With infinite twists and turns, you can never have any plot holes. Perfectly not complicated story if you dont have any plot holes...
No one can point out plot holes if there's no one able to comprehend what you're talking about
There is one major plot hole, in the original Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2 Solid Snake, and Metal Gear Solid Big boss is painted as some insane war loving lunatic asshole who everyone fears and does nothing good. But in Metal Gear 3 you play as big boss and he's like a pretty good guy, then in Metal Gear 4 you meet big boss (as his clone son snake) and he's actually a pretty good guy, and in peace walker you play as him again still cool, then mgsV you play as a guy playing him, who thinks he's him but Is still a pretty nice and genuine guy. But we're supposed to believe as he gets older he becomes a nuclear terrorist. But it's just at this point not possible
@@zaystation.but turns out the big boss we know is actually a clone of the original big boss who was actually a high asshole
There pothole fixed
@@zaystation. Iirc this is explained through Peacewalker and V. Big Boss isn't a lunatic warmonger, he was just viewed like that because he was the face of a mercenary nation who owned nukes. Because most people didn't know Big Boss personally, only the fact he was some kind of mercenary king with a nuclear weapon, it's pretty easy to see how he would be painted as a warmongering asshole.
Also, tbf Big Boss was kind of a jerk. He thought it was ok to use child soldiers and brainwash soldiers just to get what he wanted, and he basically used a medic and sent him to death just so BB could escape. While that might not put him in the "war loving lunatic asshole" description, it certainly gets him closer.
@@zaystation.Bro Peacewalker is about how Big Boss becomes evil. Child soldiers, building a metal gear, did you not pay any attention to the story?
"It's actually very simple."
-Solid Dunk
You see?
RandomDude WhoLikesMusic 1:45
He’s not wrong xD
It turns out, Liquid Dunk, who is Solid Dunk's secret brother hidden and cared for by Will Smith, is -
As a dude who's played nearly every Metal Gear game 5 times, this is 95% accurate.
I'm guessing those missing 5% represent the lack of *Psycho Mantis?* in this plot summary
JayfroC
In Psycho Mantis’s own words: “There is no need for words Snake...”
Eh, 80% accurate
This is almost as accurate as Dunkey's Kingdom Hearts explanation video.
Lies, you’re a poser. This is around 50%.
You know you've played too much MGS when all of this makes sense to you.
If this makes sense to you, you should be using that galaxy brain to cure cancer or something
It's why I can't remember anything irl - all my memory capacity is reserved for the MGS plot
@FuckYouAllToPieces Ask yourself first: Does this affect rich people ? If the answer is yes, then it's probably not true. Steve Jobs died of cancer.
And you recognise what was left out.
You can never play too much metal gear, I beat metal gear solid 2 for the third time and immediately wanted to play it again
This is the single greatest video to ever be made. I come around to rewatch it every now and then. I love you, Dunkey
This is definitely one i've rewatched over the years, for sure!
Every time he says “turns out” I have to prepare myself mentally
@@Dorian-_-Gray no one asked
@@JJ-ir3bx no one asked
@@DaReelYurtle I asked.
PSYCHO MANTIS?!?!
@@carlosramirezrivera9314 You're that ninja...
When you’ve never played any of the MGS games so you have no idea of this is the canon storyline or if it’s just a Dunkey-flavored fever dream
FaultyFemale Canon storyline suprisingly
Everything but Eeryore was canon. All of it.
Every single bit of it was.
Surprisingly accurate actually
I played the first 3 Solid games. The first was a masterpiece, it was a great standalone game. Did not need a sequel. The second was dumb as fuck but fun to play. The third was much less complicated and revolutionary in terms of gameplay. I played about half an hour of the fourth one after sitting through like 45 minutes of cinematics, and sold it back. Fuck Hideo Kojima, he sucks dick.
"Metal Gear Solid 1 is the third game in the series"
Aaaaaaand you lost me
It makes sense if you have played lord of the rings the PC game
There is a 1982 arcade game called, metal gear, and a another one called metal gear 2.
Dunkey actually forgot the web based Java game Neopetz that was the second game in the series so technically MGS 1 is the fourth game in the series.
It's because it is secretly an episode of Chaos;Head Abridged.
It's part of the Ocelots plan all along because he's a septuple agent working for and against all sides at the exact same time.
If I'm not mistaken Ocelot is an NINETUPLE agent by the end.
He pretends to work for: CIA, KGB, GRU, VOLGIN, LIQUID, SOLIDUS, PATRIOTS, IMPLANTED MIND-CONTROLLING ARM but really really, really was working for BIG BOSS
i love that this kinda just sounds like a joke but everything he says is entirely true
90% true old snake isn't 200 he's only 199.
@@zach7 make it 99%
And the joke in the end, since big boss dies and the patriots are actually truly wiped out
@@zach7 wow. Video disliked now
Mostly true and yeah it’s thicker than kingdom hearts, they’re both my favorite series and I’m telling you dunky left a lot out
“The game really makes you feel like a reverse quadruple agent”
What does “reverse quadruple agent” mean ?
A “double agent” is agent who pretends to spy for a country while they spy on said country for another one; so a quadruple agent ??? And a reverse... ?
hrnngh.....quadruple agent?
Nicholas Leclerc It’s like a double double McDonald’s double double agent but flipped and mirrored backwards the same way you flip Davenport and Chesterfield but actually PEMDAS cancels it out.
It’s quite simple really
@@nicholasleclerc1583 It's not easy to put simply, but basically it's someone pretending, to be pretending, to be a double agent.
It's like being an agent for the Rothschild Banks while being a KGB agent while serving in Mossad while serving in the CIA. This shit usually doesn't go that deep, maybe only two layers deep, but even then it goes to show why you really can't trust intelligence agencies at a fundamental level.
i wish more games had simple storylines like this one.
YOU CALL THAT SIMPLE????
@@Nael000 r/woosh
I have to leave the amount of likes on this comment at 69
Try Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts
@@jump1598 "You sneak around and save the world. The! End!"
I love that when you start to understand the plot: someone gets killed by a Vampire
Oh that's an actual character LMAO
His name is Vamp and he is a vampire by all means but he's called Vamp because he's bisexual.
"Then snake finds a peeing man called Otacon"
Ah yes it's all coming together
With an Eye patch
Who always cries at least once each MGS game cause someone he loves dies.
It doesn't really narrow things down. In each of the games, at least one person pisses themselves. Sometimes several. Some of them also poop themselves, but those people are usually Johnnys. Different Johnnys. But usually the same Johnny.
I love how this is literally just a telling of the MGS plot. He didn't even need to complicate it anymore to make it funny 😂
It's better than that, this is a severly cut down and simplified version of the plot that doesn't even say the word "Zero".
Legit couldn't tell if he was trying to be funny or this is the real plot of the game. I haven't played the game and it sounds rediculous.
@@Nilloc1221 well he just tried to explain the story of like 5 games in under 7 minutes while adding jokes here and there so yeah its gonna sound ridiculous lol.
@@Nilloc1221 the plot is literally that insane
Nilloc you haven’t even seen how ridiculous it gets
Took me more than a minute to realize this would be a legit storytelling of the series
Bro I died immediately when he said “Metal Gear Solid 1 is the 3rd game of the series”. That’s when I knew this would be a genuine telling of the storyline.
@@godlikelobster0180 LOL
Reminds me of the kingdom hearts video
@@godlikelobster0180 😂
The only thing that I've found wrong in this masterpiece of a summarization is that ocelot wasn't killed by fox die at first because the nanomachines thought he was liquid and wasn't part of the original patriots. But when he fought snake and the hypnosis was undone he was back as revolver ocelot and so the nanomachines did their thing
How the FUCK do nanomachines know or care about Ocelot's subjective mindset and how it pertains to his affected personality of being Liquid Snake?!?!?
@@thomasprice7893 they're pretty advanced though. After ocelot took over sop the system was recognizing him as liquid. But after the final fight, ocelot didn't have control anymore of anything since the system is destroyed and he isn't even liquid anymore so the nanomachines will recognize him as ocelot and as an original member of the patriots and kill him
@@thomasprice7893don't question it. That's the la li lu le lo
@@thomasprice7893He uses hypnosis AND nanomachines to program himself as Liquid. It's spelled out that the whole sham of him being taken over by Liquid has like 3 whole stages to it.
@@ir6734Given that he's the son of the Sorrow, channeling liquid makes more sense than nanomachines did - both in the personality takeover and the foxdie reaction
*Video starts* : finally I can understand what MGS is about.
*5 seconds into the video* : Mission failed, we'll get it next time.
pime taradox
@@mikec1222 it's called time broly and paragus LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I too got lost when he said that Metal Gear Solid is the third game in the Metal Gear series
I'm actually impressed that he was able to give such a perfect summation of the entire plot while his little brother was playing throughout all the games.
And with his USB steering wheel!
that takes a lot of skill
He doesn’t even have a little brother yet guys! His little brother is obviously playing from inside the womb
All the while Dunkey isn't even born yet.
@@hypnobagels8634 But that goes against dunkey lore, unless this video is set in the past
He threw him into the fire "because he forgot what the storyline was" LMAOOOO
brooo that made me laugh so hard omg
TURNS OUT he threw Solidus into the fire, as he was a perfect Clone of Big Boss and fooled everyone!
Thank you for not swearing in this video dunkey. I can now show it to my mom who used to play this games as a kid but didn't know what was going on
"Then, in Metal Gear Rising: Revengence, you play as Raiden who is a cyborg ninja that can suplex metal gears and fight a man called Senator Armstrong, who is extremely powerful and can't be hurt because he played football in college."
Not only did he play football in college, he could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy.
But First Raiden must fight a Memelord.
"It was then in that moment, standing there, he realized, Sam was just like me, trying to change hisory. Wondering who's to judge from right and wrong, he beats up the nanomachines with a sword-gun. In the end it just had to be this way."
MGRR would've been too easy, that, or it deserves it's own video.
@@mysterE101 is that like the position in the British Navy: First Sea Lord but for memes?
"In MGSV you play as Venom Snake." Honestly one of the best story summaries for that game.
"And he has an eye patch." That was missing there.
I forgot everything I knew about MGS. Thank you Dunkey
Lmao I watched that part 100 times
@@Casshio And he likes kids
Honestly, that's about as much attention as that dumpster fire of a story deserves
1:45 "this is where things start to get a little confusing"
me: *replayed the video 4 times up to that point, to understand who wore an eyepatch and who didn't*
Turns out, he has an eyepatch
Aquapositive Ay Eeyore didn’t have eyepatch.
But do know on which side they are wearing them?
I always thought I was dumb when I didn't quite understand something about the MGS story line. This made me feel a lot better.
"Metal Gear Solid 5 you play as Venom Snake"
Man the contempt is real
I love that part
I love MGSV but yeah I agreed with that statement
I feel like if he went in depth on that one the video would've been twice as long
@@nofabe true! hahaha, you end up being the medic from GZ and it needed to explain the events from peace walker.
@@nofabe he could have just said : you play as venom snake, who thinks he is big boss, but is actually the player pretending to be big boss.And dies in metal gear 1 instead of big boss.
Take a shot every time he says “turns out”
ANNND IM DEAD
Im not trying to die of alcohol poisoning
And "you see"
Welp, there goes my liver.
Chug your drink every time he says "also he has an eyepatch."
“So now he has to meet dredgen who has a little monkey”
Finally something I can understand
Turns outyou didn't.
As his name was actually DREBIN *gasp*
DaBoiiQuainzz look I’m still trying to understand why metal gear 1 isn’t the first game alright cut me some slack
@@ZechsMerquise73 BUT there is also peace walker that is/isn't considered a mgs game depending on who you talk to that happens between mgs 3 and mgsv and was made between mgs 4 and mgs5, making it second in the timeline but second last to be developers skipping over social ops and mgr revengeance.
the mgsV being there for a single sentence really summarizes the entire point of the game
“This is one of the easier units for this course”
The unit:
The absolute unit
Its actually really simple tbh
A new strand type storyline
Genius
Good joke, Kojima
Mr. kojima could you please re master Metal gear and metal gear 2 solid snake. Asking for a friend. lol
I dont see where people are getting lost
"Then, in Metal Gear Solid V, you play as Venom Snake"
At least I got this part
Walkie who is actually a clone of solid snake not be confused with big boss
That subtitles are disabled for this video is the subtlest addition. You don't even get to pause and read to process what's going on.
“He was supposed to die earlier but they FORGOT!”
Me already forgetting the whole video: ...who?¿!
revolver
Liquid
You're that ninja...
Psycho Mantis?
Big Liquid Plisken
everyone is double crossing themselves while dressed as eachother
This is the best description of MGS ever
I am screen capping that. I had never seen such a simple summary of the entire franchise before.
So, it's a game about crossdressing?
@@thisxgreatxdecay Nope Lol
EXACTLY
dunkey fun fact: dunkey actually recorded the audio for this in one smooth continuous run. he is also the man who invented peanut m&ms.
The real accomplishment is his world record on Bowser's big bean burrito
@Bucket O’ Pasta Peanut m&m's are the "regular" m&m's in Europe. Yes they are good.
@@benyancey6454 In the hardcore gaming circles this is a hot topic for debate because rumor has it that its actually his little brother who really holds the title
Then Will Smith stole his invention for M&Ms.
It's so goddamn accurate too. Love that track kicking in when dunkey starts describing infiltrating outer heaven
"because his second wife cheated on him with his own son"
"this is just like my anime!" -Otacon
@Jay Marlin Otacon: "S H E S E D U C E D M E"
*just like one of my Japanese animes!
That's not anime bro, that's fkn eroge. You netorare'd your own father bro wtf
@@Rov-Nihil arguably eroge too bad it didnt actually happen so it isnt anything if u wanted to look for it
@@sergiogonzales330 He cried about it tho
I dunno which I hate more.
The fact that this is 95% accurate, or the fact that I basically knew every single plot point and understood it all.
Solid snake point of view of the entire video:
Metal gear solid entrie story?
Metal gear solid?
Solid snake?
Big boss clone?
Shadow mose?
Foxhound?
Big boss?
Darpa chief?
Revolver ocelot?
Grey fox?
Fox?
Robot?
Otacon?
Huey?
Step Incest?
Metal gear zeke?
Naked snake?
Metal gear sahelanthropus?
Skull face?
Metal gear rex?
Liquid snake?
Liquid clone brother of solid?
Master miller was liquid?
Double agent?
Solidius snake?
President of the 🇺🇸?
Metal gear solid 2?
Boat?
Ocelot have two arm again?
Arm spirit?
Metal gear ray?
Boat go boom?
New president kidnap?
Raiden?
New foxhound?
Fake Soild snake?
Pliskin?
The government was rigged?
La li le lu lo?
Big shell is a dud?
Arsenal gear?
Gw?
Censor info?
Otacon sister?
Vampire?
Upload a virus?
Turn off the game?
Colonel is a computer?
Fight twenty metal gear?
Liquid ocelot?
Triple agent?
Video game of a video game?
Git gud raiden?
La le li lu lo?
Reverse quadruple agent?
More super computer of la li le lu lo
Digital age?
Over use meme?
Metal gear solid 3?
Boss?
Cold war?
Boss break up with naked snake and the 🇺🇸?
Scape 🐐?
Volgin?
Shagohod?
Kill the boss?
Steal Micro film?
$$$$$?
Eva?
Big mama of big boss clone sons?
Agent for China?
Fake $$$$ film?
Metal gear solid V?
Venom snake?
Metal gear solid 4?
Old snake?
Metal gear cow?
Monkey?
NANOMACHINE?!
To learn to use gun?
Big boss body is the key?
To control all the gun?
Vamp not dead?
Forgot Plot?
back to shadow Moses?
New Outer heaven?
Patriot?
New Arsenal gear?
New upload virus?
No more gun?
Ocelot plot twist?
Hypno therapy?
World peace?
Fist fight with solid snake?
Ocelot is Big boss bff?
Foxdie?
The entire storyline metal gear......
Secret ending?!
Big boss alive?!
Shadow la le li lu lo?!
Eeyore?!
The end........
Also no mention of psycho mantis?
The extra 5% “ Eeyore “
Based yakuza enjoyer
@@jrickducking6685
⁉️ PSYCHO MANTIS 🚨
Man., I'm really wondering how tf I've understood this story. I've played these games like 5 or 6 years ago, and english is not even my native language, yet I managed to understand it all this much, that I could make a similar video that explains the story lol
“It’s actually very simple”
-Kingdom Hearts Philosopher
and clean?
@@jimmydyng3056 WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
@@killkagutsuchi YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY
Pleeeeeease O Baby!
@@kinglyer7269 Don't go!
I like how the music changes every time the lore gets crazier
This is actually surprisingly accurate to the lore. Like, 95%.
Lily Kim except Eyore
@@Moooras yeah any inaccuracies are extremely pedantic and superficial.
Otacon made REX for the US Army not Liquid, but its pretty immaterial given that Liquid is head of a US Army Special Forces unit
Shagohod is not a prototype of Metal Gear but rather divergent evolution since Sokolov and Granin disagreed on the future of mobile nuclear assault platforms but it doesn't really matter because it's stull a nuclear tank that can launch from almost anywhere
And Tigger is the true perpetrator not Eeyore but it doesn't matter because Sora and Pooh are the real masterminds
But seriously this is a very accurate recap from the dunkmeister
@@Moooras that actually is the real ending
Lily Kim high iq
Nah nah, pooh is the real la-le-lu-le-lo. Tigger is only the trigger to the events hence the name tigger
To anyone who has never played a MGS game, I'm here to inform you HE'S NOT LYING. THIS IS HONESTLY THE STORY.
bro what
@@sheepoverrr no yeah, he pretty much got it all right
@@beatlemnkyhuman Not really, he completely skipped Metal Gear, Metal Gear 2, Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker and Metal Gear Solid 5 which all had essential plot points in them.
@@araamahasla555 Did they though.....
@@sheepoverrr Yup! I followed most of it , even though he tried to speed it up and confuse the audience a bit he was right
1:45 "This is where things start to get a little confusing."
You lost me after one second.
thats_the_joke.jpg
I already got lost after 1:06
It’s pretty amazing Dunkey was able to tell the entire Metal Gear storyline in under 7 minutes.
"who is killed by a vampire" sounds like it's made up, but trust me it's real
and his name was Vamp
He was a nanomachine vampire
@@NarwhalCupcakes but thats because he's bisexual.
@@quaddamage7765 lolll I never fully understood the story back when I was playing MGS 2 3 times when I was a kid but had no idea about that. Is it in 4? I only played that one once like 9 years ago.
@@Dorian-_-Gray Were you having a bad day, bud?
Every fan while watching this: “Why is this so accurate”
It's actually not too bad of a summary even though it's a joke
@@NowhereMan789 The joke is that the absurdity is accurate
@@Richbeans115 Exactly. You don't even need to make up any jokes when the regular old truth is this ridiculous.
Remind you of anything? 🙄
Jesse H. Trump? Yes
Teacher: the test isn’t that complicated
The test:
The lessons: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The test: all of this
Side note: I love MGRR
Alessandro Paolino LMFAO
Bruh 😂
This is the funniest Dunkey video even though all he does is explain what actually happens in these games with basically no jokes until the end
I'm ashamed by how much of this video made perfect sense to me.
"Then his sister gets killed by a vampire"
He's not a vampire, he's bisexual, he just drinks blood and runs up walls cause it's fun.
@@russetwolf13 so he is a Vampire who likes having fun.
CharlieBrown20XD6 don't be ashamed be proud.
urmom
urmom
"You see, turns out"
Me:"The test isn't that hard."
The test:
So fucking true
MasterRightHand more like quiz
I came here expecting a parody of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is.
Was suprised to see an accurate representation of how much of a confusing mess the MGS storyline is.
Dude I hadn't played a single mgs game in my entire life. Up until the moment I read the comments I was sure this was a parody.
Anton Grebnev
This stuff is great dude. It’s like The End of Evangelion meets 1984 and Stand on Zanzibar (Novels centered around dystopian fiction).
I know right? He even mentioned Eeyore at the end which everyone else seems to forget in their summary videos.
So you got exactly what you expected.
@@Tonewes2023 one of the greatest stories in video game history
Ocelot revealing he was a Reverse Quadruple Agent is what did it for me
Summary of MGS story:
"You see, it turns out, nanomachines, but actually, Patriots, and then"
DABABY!
MGS5: P A R A S I T E S
You forgot the part about the Patriots and the snake
@@Dorian-_-Gray ok
@@mitochondria6247 my favorite character from metal gear series snake
"You see big boss was actually revolver ocelot's greatest friend even though he killed his mom" thats not a joke yet it still made me laugh.
Did ocelot know about it during mgs 3
@@jrickducking6685 I don't think he knew it back then.
And his mom killed his dad. We all know this
@@jrickducking6685 Nope. He definitely didn't know.
That's good to know
But it's still funny that boss told her son, ocelot, that he suck
This is actually one of the best breakdowns under 45 min I've ever seen. I cant imagine what Jason's room looked like to record this. I'm imagining white boards and corkboard with pins and strings everywhere.
CAROOOOOOL!
@@Rpblue204204 I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE
It’s just several photos and paintings of Eeyore with red strings held in place by a 27 Eeyore tails.
THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA
@@fronk6800 PEPE SILVIA
The entirety of MGS can be summarized by:
*"...And then..."*
“You see...” and “turns out” as well
More like "yes and".
*but then
So, basically watch that drive-through scene from "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Also “what”
"But then Snake finds a peeing man named Otacon"
Yeah that's a good way to describe him.
MGS 4: But then Snake find a shitting man named Johhny.
Peter Waters
Accurate
MGS 2: Sons of Liberty. Raiden finds Otacon's sister peeing.
It sounds like a joke, but I've played them, and this is highly accurate.
In retrospect, the story for MGS1 was pretty simple!
@@CommDao that is hiw mgs2 started but then turned into btw all this is fake
There wasnt supposes ro be a 2 anyways
I only played V and I thought the game was over after the first cutscene on horses.
@@quarreneverett4767 They mention Solidus by name in the MGS1 ending...
This is actually crazy. I didnt think the series could be covered so quickly and thoroughly. This is truly a work of art.
Me: MGS can't be that confusing
Revolver Ocelot, the double triple quadruple crossing agent: hold my tactical advantage
And he has a eye patch.
Reverse double triple quadruple crossing agent, with an eye patch
Self hypnotized Revolver Ocelot, the Double triple quadruple crossing agent, with an eye patch
Ocelot:I'm playing all sides so that I always come out on top
"Hold my tactical advantage" that's the best "Hold my..." meme i've ever seen
This is the same guy who wrote Death Hills: Silent Stranding.
And we get 1.4k likes
And the same guy who has the world record on bowser's big bean burrito
William Glass Stranding Silent: Hills Death is my favorite game
And the same guy who create Wild Wild Smiff
ok ......... BOOOOOOMER
Every couple seconds I had to remind myself that everything he was saying was real.
yup, did the same thing throughout the entire video
Here, every couple of seconds i asked myself "is everything he was saying true" xD.
Tbh, i dont know why everyone loves Kojima. His games are not half as good as they are portrayed.
@@marconarco540 you gotta give kojima what he deserves men. He is an artist
@@marconarco540 presentation goes a long way. The stories are over the top, borderline campy spy thrillers but the gameplay, music, acting and even the writing are good enough to blend into fun games.
And the gameplay really is solid (hah!) in these games.
@Soridan @Mqwersly
Lets be real, story of MGS is on border with mexican and turkish soap operas my mother and grandma watch. I had fun playing MGS, not gonna lie, but there is so many games that are 100x better than his. Kojima doesnt deserve all the fame he thinks he does. He is narcissistic artist and he is glorifying himself to the stars and beyond and that is the main reason i dont like him (as a person). Lets just look at his last game. The walking simulator simulator. People are already glorifying it as the masterpiece and whatnot but in reality its just bland, slow open world game with nice graphic and amazing cast. You are playing as mothefking postman!!! (just to clarify, i didnt play Death Stranding and im talking only from stuff ive seen on youtube and twitch, i might be wrong completely)
Alcohol Challenge:
Take a shot for every plot twist in the Metal Gear Series.
One of the rare cases where the abridged version and the full version would both kill you with the number of shots you'd have to take.
*dies*
Are you mad!!! Hahahaha you'll kills us all with that game?
Alcohol poisoning: the game
And you're dead 2 hours into MGS1
“Because he is a robot he has to cut off revolver ocelot’s hand”
I understand now
I was a robot once. Dunkey is right, you just can't help yourself!
Ah yes indeed