Thales's Theorem

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  • @YostPeter
    @YostPeter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6033

    What kind of madman says "compbutt" several times and keeps a straight face.

    • @LucasAlexander
      @LucasAlexander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      I believe it is pronounced "Cum(p)butt"

    • @nikkan3810
      @nikkan3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I can do that

    • @principal_optimism
      @principal_optimism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      We called them compasses at school. I'm so confused. Subtitles said it was spelt "kumbha" ????? compbutt? you sure?

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      he's a genius

    • @nawid21
      @nawid21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Germany here, 5th and 6th grade

  • @tixqu837
    @tixqu837 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    Me: proves Thales theorem through known geometry
    Micheal: proves all of Euclidean geometry in order to prove Thales theorem

    • @adamqazsedc
      @adamqazsedc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      The 5 postulates

    • @derpatel9760
      @derpatel9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      some day, so kid will have to say, "that's, MY DAD"

    • @pkfirematt
      @pkfirematt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@derpatel9760 Vsauce: Or am I?

    • @NerdWithLaptop
      @NerdWithLaptop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s my 50orfewer-th cousin.

    • @muskmelon-o-8161
      @muskmelon-o-8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂

  • @CensoredHarbor
    @CensoredHarbor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3124

    This dude just used circles to teach us about triangles and plugged his product line in the process.

    • @frechjo
      @frechjo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I'd say it like this: this guy just fooled us into watching a middle school geometry class full of humor in line with it and lots of product placement.

    • @colinfaherty661
      @colinfaherty661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      its hostility impressive how he does all that and somehow keeps our attention throughout a 9th grade geometry lesson

    • @yon8081
      @yon8081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he's not a dude, _he's a man_

    • @spencerbrady2425
      @spencerbrady2425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dubaron mad skills

    • @daviddo658
      @daviddo658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, but it was about math, so it was worth it.

  • @Ikebot
    @Ikebot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4062

    Teacher: "The angles of a triangle always add up to 180 degrees."
    Student: "Why?"
    Teacher: "Uh, well, it's--"
    Michael: "Hold my compbutt"

  • @peek_yew9369
    @peek_yew9369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1823

    "Ooh, they're never gonna meet, take that lines. Permanent loneliness..."
    Dang dude what the heck

    • @captaincrust2180
      @captaincrust2180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      14:11

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Frog Boot
      “Take that lines”
      (Permanent loneliness)

    • @VitaliyCD
      @VitaliyCD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😿

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dong

    • @notkiwibird
      @notkiwibird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frog Boot me

  • @aleksa13579
    @aleksa13579 6 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    michael is such a chaotic neutral

    • @joshbobst1629
      @joshbobst1629 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What makes a man turn neutral?

    • @nikkan3810
      @nikkan3810 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like chaotic chaotic.

    • @yboy898
      @yboy898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's chaotic evil. Remember that he drew two parallel lines just to make sure it never meet. What kind of a neutral person does that?

    • @ohboy1113
      @ohboy1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      yusuf red he more often acts chaotic neutral than chaotic evil though. See “Vsauce without context”

  • @gregvillafane9167
    @gregvillafane9167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7649

    Almost sure he forgot the password to his main channel at this point.

    • @thatfoodguy7661
      @thatfoodguy7661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Greg Villafane oh yeah yeah

    • @quarterexploding
      @quarterexploding 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      O yeye

    • @lawrencecalablaster568
      @lawrencecalablaster568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He's been uploading a new series of Mind Field, & three of the episodes are free!

    • @DemiSamaKun
      @DemiSamaKun 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Just use the ice breaker. Hope he was properly trained in its operation.

    • @matthewzuelke6721
      @matthewzuelke6721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      No, TH-cam Red stole his password

  • @odoyle6778
    @odoyle6778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1660

    i lost it when he pulled out the "short sided ruler"

    • @nihabkhan9184
      @nihabkhan9184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      0:56: Shouldn't that be a compdonkey?

    • @mrguest3749
      @mrguest3749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      5:52

    • @jamesmurchie6157
      @jamesmurchie6157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They’re sold out. Big sad

    • @dewut420
      @dewut420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      L

    • @cl0p38
      @cl0p38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They could be shorter if the length was its thickness

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2652

    _"They're never gonna meet"_
    *_PERMANENT LONELINESS_*
    -Michael 2019

    • @ganagal6546
      @ganagal6546 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Take that lines

    • @lambchu6459
      @lambchu6459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      -Michael [on "...you and your waifu" (circa 2019)]

    • @zoyuu
      @zoyuu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I see u legit everyday

    • @sleonard-lu7bo
      @sleonard-lu7bo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Looks like I’m a parallel line

    • @oexnorth
      @oexnorth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Russian troll bot detected.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    Michael probably forgot the pbuttword to his main channel.

    • @HaydenManka
      @HaydenManka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe

    • @NotReese
      @NotReese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      He tweeted about you. You did it.

    • @sdm000
      @sdm000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL good one

    • @yugal.prakash
      @yugal.prakash 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ayyy

    • @carloscepeda-diaz9722
      @carloscepeda-diaz9722 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hahahah that was what i was thinking

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    This video has a bit of a "I just a had a psychotic break" vibe, and I love it.

    • @zacozacoify
      @zacozacoify 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      L3SSTH4NL33T If you haven’t already check out DogBeef’s video Inside the Mind of Vsauce

    • @UnderscoreZeroLP
      @UnderscoreZeroLP 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i had a psychotic break recently

  • @ahmedsherief724
    @ahmedsherief724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    Micheal: teaching basic geometry i already know
    Me: still fascinated

    • @anton9297
      @anton9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah me too

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Michael's smooth like that.

    • @nicid0es348
      @nicid0es348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/WxYH5CXbpYA/w-d-xo.html

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jojoversus1100 like ur pfp

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mihailmilev9909 Thanks! I drew it myself!

  • @nicktokar2459
    @nicktokar2459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5449

    Did I really just watch a 24 minute high school geometry lecture?

    • @conficturaincarnatus1034
      @conficturaincarnatus1034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      We did. Yes we just did.

    • @OkamiDesuGa
      @OkamiDesuGa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +416

      I learned more from this 24 minute lecture than my entire high school geometry class

    • @sepioify
      @sepioify 6 ปีที่แล้ว +513

      Phoenix White well, you should’ve paid more attention in class.

    • @mxj1337
      @mxj1337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      That's too obvious for a high school

    • @icevlad148
      @icevlad148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      middle school

  • @evanco5213
    @evanco5213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    This entire vid was just for Michael to flex on us with his gold watch

    • @asgeiralbretsen
      @asgeiralbretsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His gold wristband with a white area and a stick.

    • @BluntforceJ
      @BluntforceJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if i ever see Michael in my hood wearing that gold watch, i'll ask him "what time is it?"

    • @shadowsfromolliesgraveyard6577
      @shadowsfromolliesgraveyard6577 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That watch has hands, where are your fingers?

    • @aurigo_tech
      @aurigo_tech 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Looks like he is wearing a "Slow Watch" - a watch with just one hand and 24h dial. Cool!

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn’t even notice it

  • @i-win
    @i-win 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Michael's toys 2.0 looks great!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I will now count to 4 and then I am still the unprettiest TH-camr of all time. 1...2...3...4. Thank you for your attention, dear michaels toys

    • @Nick_1911
      @Nick_1911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Plot twist , we(viewers) are Michael's toys because Michael is playing with us :D

    • @lilianaortiz2798
      @lilianaortiz2798 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Second best show of 2019

    • @marre8974
      @marre8974 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @apersonontheinternet7607
      @apersonontheinternet7607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nick_1911 It depends on which sense, with a channel named Dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @pan_man69
    @pan_man69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Michael seems like an immortal being that's trying to relate to the cool kids

    • @doctorduck4844
      @doctorduck4844 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      And succeeding

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Correction: Michael IS an immortal being that's trying to relate to the cool kids

    • @MurshidIslam
      @MurshidIslam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "How do you do, fellow kids?"

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe he's Tom Bombadil.

    • @UserT049.
      @UserT049. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@hareecionelson5875 no he IS an immortal being who IS related to the cool kids.

  • @reabkire
    @reabkire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    It's always been a miracle to me, how Michael can be this memey, be this much of a science nerd (in the best and positive way) AND is even able to comminucate his thoughts so well. Gotta love this guy.

  • @justaregulartoaster
    @justaregulartoaster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Michael more and more reminds me of a retired scientist who's gone crazy and now secretly uploads videos to the internet from the psychiatric facility

    • @hectoralejandrotorrespopoc9232
      @hectoralejandrotorrespopoc9232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Erich Roethlisberger This Remembers me to Dr. Walter Lewin xD

    • @654pedro123
      @654pedro123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hectoralejandrotorrespopoc9232 Same, xD.

    • @QuadroMan1
      @QuadroMan1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should see Cliff on Numberphile

    • @doctordank4229
      @doctordank4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      so that's why he isn't uploading on vsauce1

    • @ActionJackson669
      @ActionJackson669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael makes his videos during rec time at the institution 😭😭😭

  • @arwa7067
    @arwa7067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    Michael: "You will need one comp--"
    Viewers: ...
    Michael: "I'm sorry this is a family channel, a compBUTT."
    me: *this is why I love this man*

  • @user84074
    @user84074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    16:00 My mind was blown! Seeing how this all lead to showing that Triangles have 180° of internal angles was like learning it for the first time all over again. This video is as good as an entire semester of high school geometry

    • @segmentsAndCurves
      @segmentsAndCurves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When did you first learn this?

    • @segmentsAndCurves
      @segmentsAndCurves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hextav Thanks, I'm not a native English speaker.

    • @Shashank_ssm
      @Shashank_ssm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      In India we learn that in 5th grade

    • @ritwikism
      @ritwikism 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That too in one week, not one semester lol

    • @manavshah8335
      @manavshah8335 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shashank_ssm padhle bsdk

  • @adolw3266
    @adolw3266 6 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I love that Micheal is just hijacking the dong channel to show off his geometry skills and everyone loves it

    • @wrhythm
      @wrhythm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's probably an experiment in intersecting audiences.

    • @Jerkasaur
      @Jerkasaur ปีที่แล้ว

      D!NG

  • @tvmoviemakers659
    @tvmoviemakers659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    I basically sat through a geometry lecture and enjoyed it

    • @dyscea
      @dyscea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This. Flashback of my high school geometry. She was already the awesomest math teacher ever, but this would have been cool to see back then. Man, proofs and trig...

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Michal good at that

    • @鳩ø
      @鳩ø 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, michael is a good teacher ;)

    • @xuanpang1972
      @xuanpang1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is why Michael would be a good math teacher
      Edit: oh wait u Americans say math, so there
      Edit to my edit: oh I forgot to change it, here u go

    • @sadtoast6122
      @sadtoast6122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@xuanpang1972 he's making more money being a TH-camr and a living meme

  • @poddime
    @poddime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    'This is a family friendly show'
    _Literally moments ago was making out with a skull_

    • @nopenope1305
      @nopenope1305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A compbutt

    • @e11eohe11e
      @e11eohe11e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Xavier VK That's funny since þ looks like p and b put together. But that would be pronounced comthutt. 😂
      Fun Fact: þ is called Thorn and makes a "th" sound. So on old signs where it said "þe olde tavern," people like to say "ye olde tavern" because it makes it sound old, but it was literally "the olde tavern."

    • @elleoat
      @elleoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@e11eohe11e oK why then did they not use an "eth" (ð) instead of a "thorn" (þ) as the "eth" makes the soft "th" that we use in words like the or there?

    • @elleoat
      @elleoat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you mean? What kind of family do you live in?

    • @sw3aterCS_
      @sw3aterCS_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought the and there are pronounced with hard THs?

  • @triteraerlangga7917
    @triteraerlangga7917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    Michael: *show elements book* "this book is fantastic..."
    Me: "cool! A book that display every elements!"
    Michael: "because it has nice sharp right angle.."
    Me: "ohh..."

    • @ShapeDoppelganger
      @ShapeDoppelganger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      When I heard him saying "Elements" I thought it would be the Euclid's book.

    • @shivamchouhan5077
      @shivamchouhan5077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ShapeDoppelganger same

    • @krishnachoubey8648
      @krishnachoubey8648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shivamchouhan5077 approximately equal

    • @Houshalter
      @Houshalter ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ShapeDoppelgangerthat's the joke

  • @LtCrispo
    @LtCrispo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    He has fully embraced the memes now. My life is complete

  • @GoldenTV3
    @GoldenTV3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Teaches entire sophomore geometry in 24 minutes.

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 6 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    That short sided ruler made me laugh a lot

    • @Sebz
      @Sebz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @blubberdust
    @blubberdust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Michael's tongue-and cheek response to having to change the name of the show to d!ng bc dong wasn't family friendly

    • @frogz
      @frogz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      there was never a ding, only a dong
      nelson mandella effect

    • @pugsriel
      @pugsriel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      good point.

    • @shaunmitchell1923
      @shaunmitchell1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This channel has always been called D!ng. There was never a Dong. Maybe you're thinking about the Hostess chocolate cake?

  • @RobinBrewsBeer
    @RobinBrewsBeer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    It literally doesn't matter what this guy talks about. I will be completely engrossed, and I will finish the video.

    • @arnovj1
      @arnovj1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's respect.

    • @prylon1908
      @prylon1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to click off half way through then got mad at myself because it would disrespect michael

    • @NeilCrabbe
      @NeilCrabbe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did you see him find out if a watched pot boils?

  • @abhinavsahal5572
    @abhinavsahal5572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    He's embracing the meme celebrity he is

    • @Gooberpatrol66
      @Gooberpatrol66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DONG but out of context

    • @Skystrike70
      @Skystrike70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      >says show is family friendly
      >literally names it dong

    • @kliop00023
      @kliop00023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not that laughable in this one...

    • @CoffeeD_1
      @CoffeeD_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skystrike70 mmmmmh you touch my tralala mhhhhhhhhh my dingdingdong

  • @whatif7229
    @whatif7229 6 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    Best intro to any video on youtube

    • @kpk1171
      @kpk1171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ayye 100th like

    • @Tweogan
      @Tweogan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      is this sarcasm? because I assume the vast majority of dislikes are due to the intro

    • @bigfly1391
      @bigfly1391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tweogan That intro is absolute gold! The hell are you saying?

  • @alacastersoi8265
    @alacastersoi8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Michael: Compbutt
    Me: Semenpass

    • @somecat7272
      @somecat7272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      its actually semenpbutt

    • @bonemann6107
      @bonemann6107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HMMMmMmmMmmmmmmMmmmmmmmm~~~

    • @423adriana
      @423adriana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      semenpee, because the pass part sounds like piss. so semenpee instead of cumpiss

    • @dylankrejci9965
      @dylankrejci9965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@423adriana sepersonurine. can't say men, that's sExIsT

    • @user-gb5od8nh7m
      @user-gb5od8nh7m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dylankrejci9965 seperchildurine. can't say son, that's sExIsT

  • @turcandumitru
    @turcandumitru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Damn, Michael flexin' on us with his golden watch.

    • @usagi2934
      @usagi2934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And ring

    • @MrCimik
      @MrCimik 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I believe it was a gift from his wife.

  • @RiggingDoctor
    @RiggingDoctor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1522

    I take it Dong is the new VSauce

    • @kpman644
      @kpman644 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Rigging Doctor He said he's working on one massive vsauce vid

    • @camerongray7767
      @camerongray7767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Kevin O'Riordan Really? Tell me more

    • @DiamGR
      @DiamGR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      He's also working on a massive dong video

    • @bassemb
      @bassemb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      DONG (at least as it is now; it started as something different) is much smaller in scale than Vsauce, and deals with less abstract and wide-ranging topics. It's mostly about tangible objects, mathematics, and applied physics.

    • @deadross3894
      @deadross3894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bassemb r/woooosh

  • @hrrawr
    @hrrawr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    I had forgotten what it was like to enjoy math.
    Thank you.

    • @heisselnicholaspramoedya8121
      @heisselnicholaspramoedya8121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Math become unenjoyable when they introduces letters

    • @gubre2195
      @gubre2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boi! You baisicly are saying what I am when I fricken watch vsouce

    • @Ottmar555
      @Ottmar555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121 Only because it is not taught the correct way. Basic algebra can be quite intuitive if you have some geometric background. But computation ability is seen as more important instead of actual comprehension of the subject. It is a true shame.

    • @arsnohachikoi1767
      @arsnohachikoi1767 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRO! Same here!!!

  • @clairecrichtonmusic
    @clairecrichtonmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    i love how instead of doing math homework i decide to watch a math related video for 20 minutes

  • @suzizanna
    @suzizanna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    "But you don't always have a compbutt"
    ~ Michael Stevens

  • @velx2495
    @velx2495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    I love Michael's bald head.

    • @Zeppec
      @Zeppec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Me too i wanna lick his head

    • @fundemort
      @fundemort 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I miss his head pops up from the bottom of the screen.

    • @Reptarevangelion
      @Reptarevangelion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      mood

    • @civilizedzombie8760
      @civilizedzombie8760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i like eggs too

    • @KrXza
      @KrXza 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Civilized Zombie LMAO

  • @repsforjesus3563
    @repsforjesus3563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    I want someone to talk about me like Michael talks about his drawings
    *Beautiful*
    *Beautiful*
    *PERFECT*

    • @rorygoode3266
      @rorygoode3266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      But he also said:"make this longer"
      😪

    • @rr.studios
      @rr.studios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He also said "Permanent loneliness" ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im getting MoNika vibes

  • @loganrawson6069
    @loganrawson6069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I do not expect you to read this or even see it but I've really been impacted by you a lot. I used to just be a math kid getting good grades and getting through it easily, but ever since i started watching you my love for science has been skyrocketing. Right now I'm actually deciding whether or not I want to go into music or into science for college (I will probably just try and do both), and I'm not really concerned about it because I know either way I won't stop loving science. You have really made science a part of my life and I can't thank you enough for that. (also yes I notice this is a more math sided video but it was when this popped up in my head)

    • @WujuStyler
      @WujuStyler ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened? I went to uni for compsci and have now started a job doing science stuff for a cool company but I play music with others almost every week. It's so good!

    • @greatballsack
      @greatballsack ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Update??

    • @loganrawson6069
      @loganrawson6069 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@WujuStyler I ultimately decided on audio engineering while enrolled at Belmont university. It’s a good mix of electronic and music and some of those science things that really get me excited. A lot of people wanted me to do piano or voice as a major because those are my two best instruments by a long shot, but I didn’t see how I could further the connection of science in those fields. I am also exploring the science of coffees and such as I’m planning to work as a barista while in college. Eventually I may try to get a undergraduates degree in chemistry but I’m happy where I am now so I have no current plans for that

  • @imaghostbtw
    @imaghostbtw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    What's a good way to make a perfect circle without a compbutt? The only other way I know is to draw a realistic face then erase all the details until your left with a circle

    • @LightningSe7en
      @LightningSe7en 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Idk man that's too simple. I like to plant a tree, make paper from that tree which I use to write to a friend to draw a face who then erases the details to eventually make a circle.
      Simple.

    • @ganaraminukshuk0
      @ganaraminukshuk0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does it also work with drawing an owl and erasing everything but the fork-ing circles?

    • @clarahowson2911
      @clarahowson2911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M. rta.
      How many comments did you say this on?

    • @berdyie
      @berdyie 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First I draw this head. Then I erase some of the more detailed features. And then one-two-three, a circle!.. uh.. thingy?

    • @4na-k8
      @4na-k8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S P U N G B O B

  • @icejamevents
    @icejamevents 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This video includes 90% of everything I learned in my geometry class in 20 min.

    • @ginbelg1
      @ginbelg1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The system will find a way to emply loads of people yet underpay them to work 8 hours a day for years to accomplish something a private citizen can do in 20 minutes

    • @theinfinitylab2727
      @theinfinitylab2727 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zachary Mazur yes so true this is a summary of like the whole "proving triangles congruent" and "proving lines parallel" units in geometry

    • @chironroe8288
      @chironroe8288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yup, and that is because Michael is a good teacher. He also doesn't have to compensate for slow learners, because one could just re-watch the video, yet a school teacher would have to go slower and repeat themselves to make sure all the students understand. If the teacher could go at their own pace without interruption, it would of course be quicker.
      School teachers for the most part are trying their best.

    • @ahmedshaikh7662
      @ahmedshaikh7662 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment. And its so true.

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Remember, your are responsible for your axioms and your axioms have consequences.

    • @citrusfruitunion7382
      @citrusfruitunion7382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you could argue that is the principle (or even axiom) that the entirety of mathematics is built on but okay.

    • @panta_rhei.26
      @panta_rhei.26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      wHeN wIlL yOu LeArN
      *WHeN wiLL YOu LEaRn*
      *_THAT YOUR AXIOMS HAVE CONSEQUENCES_*

    • @ConceptHut
      @ConceptHut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well that's a very cool statement. Thank you.

    • @axiom6919
      @axiom6919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10-4

    • @FreeMindedMason
      @FreeMindedMason 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not to be confused with Axion, the snowboard gear company

  • @rowan1691
    @rowan1691 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how you don’t just say “this is Thales Theorem and how to use it”, but rather you go in depth and offer explanations of how and why it works, opening up so many new ideas and concepts. Thank you for sharing your amazing work

  • @diegoenciso7693
    @diegoenciso7693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    It would be great to see this man talking about college calculus

    • @oreggon9355
      @oreggon9355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Diego Enciso he said in a Ted-X speech that he tries to make the videos so that everybody can learn something from/understand the videos. College calculus isn’t exactly everybody, and would likely be boring to the people who do know calculus.

    • @mastershooter64
      @mastershooter64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao whats college calculus

    • @atharvadeshpande2409
      @atharvadeshpande2409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      3blue1brown

    • @RatKeeperDude
      @RatKeeperDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mastershooter64 multi-variable is not usually taught in HS

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oreggon9355 I totally feel you bro, but I've been watching Michael for a decade now, & he ALWAYS, without fail, makes ANYTHING easier to understand. He's an amazing teacher. He really is.

  • @loamguitar
    @loamguitar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Anyone else get really anxious that Michael was going to accidentally stain the side of his book blue?

    • @X.L.B1
      @X.L.B1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Liam McLaughlin riiight. He’s also gunna have a magenta ring around his decoder😱

    • @elliotlea5457
      @elliotlea5457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all did, I think.

    • @bogdan_cx
      @bogdan_cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliotlea5457 nope, get your facts right.

    • @Nen_niN
      @Nen_niN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bogdan_cx
      Cakeportal: "We all did, I think"
      Emphasis on "I think"

    • @bogdan_cx
      @bogdan_cx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Nen_niN lolol

  • @ieuangriffith1742
    @ieuangriffith1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    If Thales' Theorem always works does that mean it's Thale-safe

    • @boxofparadoxes1988
      @boxofparadoxes1988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ieuan Griffith underrated comment

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Ben Höflinger You need a perspective, a right-angled perspective.

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Ben Höflinger Well, aren't we all more than one-sided? It seems irrational and it goes round and round before we ever feel bliss and we will probably never meet true happiness. I suppose that is a-parallel and it is nice seeing someone with a similar and congruent "vector-of-view". I wish you the best of luck for your endeavours and remember plot the points on your graphs clearly and ensure you check your formulas and inputs before submitting.

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ben Höflinger I mean, someone had to eventually. I was just making a point. Thank you, you cor-responding to me means a lot. Perhaps, just another day. Deepest gratitude.

    • @UNOwen-yc3es
      @UNOwen-yc3es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ben Höflinger Back to you.

  • @Derrythe01
    @Derrythe01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is a perfect example of what I love about your shows. I can show this to my 7 year old (which I did) and he actually learns something because you walk through all of the steps to finding out how things work in a way that he can follow but makes it entertaining for people who already understand the concepts.

  • @sarath_sajan
    @sarath_sajan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Me: Mom, buy me this great book.
    Mom: What's so special about this book?
    Me: Because it has a nice sharp right angle.

  • @zacharyfilion1437
    @zacharyfilion1437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    My man out here flexing that gold watch

    • @bardisaythen4392
      @bardisaythen4392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It came from the TH-cam red series money

  • @astroneural
    @astroneural 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Imagine thinking of that and not having a video to help you. This Thales dude is smart.

    • @jaok6568
      @jaok6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, the greeks are very cool.

    • @mayamayhemmusic
      @mayamayhemmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he's also dead.

    • @wizardo9226
      @wizardo9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      are you sure he didn't get that from this video?

    • @astroneural
      @astroneural 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@wizardo9226 that’s what I thought at first but if you check the dates Thales was a couple thousand years earlier

    • @wizardo9226
      @wizardo9226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@astroneural oh I see different timezones and what not

  • @matematicaHobby
    @matematicaHobby หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    *Teorema*: encontrando o centro do círculo 05:30. Axiomas -> Teoremas 06:47. *Propriedades/conceitos primitivos*: conceito de Transformações Isométricas 07:14, LAL informações suficientes para saber que dois triângulos são congruentes 09:21, translação de um quadrilátero 11:10, preserva o ângulo 12:09, ângulos correspondentes, alternos internos e externos, colaterais, etc 13:51. Demonstração que a soma dos ângulos internos de um triângulo é 180º: 16:10. Teorema: os ângulos da base de um triângulo isósceles são iguais 19:18. Ângulo inscrito de 90º interceptará a circunferência nas extremidades de algum diâmetro 23:05

  • @kai4486
    @kai4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    This Michael guy is really cool, he should make a TH-cam channel!

    • @notwildcard377
      @notwildcard377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Please include me in screenshot if you woooosh someone

    • @ramosdetrigo
      @ramosdetrigo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@notwildcard377 ok

    • @vicirdek2275
      @vicirdek2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      r/whoosh

    • @vicirdek2275
      @vicirdek2275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Okay im putting this on reddit now and im including you

    • @kai4486
      @kai4486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Asjad Ali, I think we both know that won’t happen

  • @nikolajnrregaardmunk9436
    @nikolajnrregaardmunk9436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Nothing like listening to smooth jazz whilst Micheal Stevens is teaching triangles.

    • @boobrowsky
      @boobrowsky 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      maniacally kind of

  • @br45entei
    @br45entei 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The angle that he drew at 13:03 was nearly a perfect half circle. Wow.

    • @therainbowwillow4453
      @therainbowwillow4453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Brian Entei I literally showed that arc to my parents it was so beautiful.

    • @alexw.outdoors4269
      @alexw.outdoors4269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its not like he used two straight lines or anything...WOW.

    • @john_duncan
      @john_duncan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha i saw that too.

    • @literalcode
      @literalcode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He forgot to intentionally make it imperfect

    • @1SSJA
      @1SSJA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexw.outdoors4269 ? Do you not understand that he could have made a half oval or a half rectangle? A perfect half circle is hard to achieve, with or without two straight lines

  • @temmiemew
    @temmiemew 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    i remember watching this video a long time ago. i didn't retain anything from it, but now in 9th grade, taking geometry, and I know all of this. i know congruence, isometries, SAS, corresponding angles, verticle angles, the reflexive property, and ITBAT. i know everything you told us in this video, and its a pretty incredible feeling to recognize all that, see it proved, and see it all put together like this.

    • @ΣοφίαΣτουπά-ρ2τ
      @ΣοφίαΣτουπά-ρ2τ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Similar experience, the first time I watched it I had no clue who Thalis even was, then after taking these lessons and finally finding this video again today after all this time, it was so satisfying.

  • @jeffreyluciana8711
    @jeffreyluciana8711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1669

    Why did I divide sin by tan?
    Answer: Just cos.

    • @user-sf1uc7ft1t
      @user-sf1uc7ft1t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Just cos I 1ted 2

    • @the_haakinton8924
      @the_haakinton8924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was going to like this comment but it has 69 likes...

    • @xenomni1673
      @xenomni1673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Just sec

    • @chromiyum6849
      @chromiyum6849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xenomni1673 that's 1/cos

    • @bl1398
      @bl1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      cos what?

  • @nemer_k
    @nemer_k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    spent half a year in middle school learning something that could be learned in less than half an hour

    • @connorscosette5440
      @connorscosette5440 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh well , i don't care about geometry anymore , i'm a medical student

    • @imyourmaster77
      @imyourmaster77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You spent half a year in this? We spent only a couple of classes but it was because we exercised on it.
      But I do agree teaching should be far more focused on explaining the why and be a lot more intuitive.

  • @dr.avalanche4994
    @dr.avalanche4994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I’m 100% sure Michael does weird things in hope to feed the meme community

    • @daniellaffan6992
      @daniellaffan6992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      14:18

    • @ssathessa
      @ssathessa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually he mentioned this in a podcast with Kevin

    • @joyo4597
      @joyo4597 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He is a comedian, its funny

    • @MrHauerManuel
      @MrHauerManuel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The pause after the intro was amazing 00:40

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I learned all of this in school but my teacher had a hard time explaining it. You are way better at it.

  • @handsomelspunge4829
    @handsomelspunge4829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    This video is just an excuse for Micheal to flex his brand new Rolex. Smh

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahaaaaah

    • @sturmifan
      @sturmifan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's a watch guy, and I can relate to him

    • @TAiles13
      @TAiles13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Isnt it a slow watch?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    Look! It's that guy who makes good TH-cam Red shows!

  • @funnyvideos-funnyoutloud2618
    @funnyvideos-funnyoutloud2618 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It's like I am 6th grade schoolboy again, but my teacher is having existential crisis -_-

    • @sharonjuniorchess
      @sharonjuniorchess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't they all? We used to make a game of making them all go mad.

  • @S85B50Engine
    @S85B50Engine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is why I love demonstrations that use geometry, they are so simple to understand, and so elegant because they are so tangible.

  • @karim____
    @karim____ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    i have a degree in math, still watching and clapping like a child

    • @jsutinbibber9508
      @jsutinbibber9508 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      which courses

    • @baileymcmanus1816
      @baileymcmanus1816 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Which field of math

    • @thatfoodguy7661
      @thatfoodguy7661 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lol, I invented math and I'm doing that as well!

    • @Jeonex
      @Jeonex 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      the vault dweller math math

    • @JPEG0812
      @JPEG0812 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm in high school geometry and me too

  • @MrBoko1234
    @MrBoko1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    If only more teachers were like Michael, i mightve actually learned something in school

    • @jade4781
      @jade4781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How did you learn to spell?

    • @Astarath
      @Astarath 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jade4781 without apostrophes, evidently.

    • @Dman6779
      @Dman6779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Astarath improper use of comma, try again

    • @ShreyashKore
      @ShreyashKore 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Dman6779 You missed a full stop.

    • @kanva4
      @kanva4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like compbutt?

  • @WHatchitW
    @WHatchitW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    I think "compass" sounds a lot less dirtier than "cumbutt".

    • @Greenfire44
      @Greenfire44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      **gasp**
      you said the "a" word..... get outta this christian channel >:(

    • @nabhchandra_
      @nabhchandra_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see what you did there 😏

    • @EdwinCristobal
      @EdwinCristobal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TH-cam Monetization *DISAGREES*

    • @WHatchitW
      @WHatchitW 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @JustA.Person
      @JustA.Person 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg i didn't realize why he was saying compbutt throughout the entire video cause I didn't see anything unchristian about compass

  • @whatskrakin37
    @whatskrakin37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Doctor: “You are in a mental hospital”
    Michael: “Or am I”
    Doctor: “Yes, you are”

  • @beenathomas9153
    @beenathomas9153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    I'm not complete, without the "Hey, VSauce, Michael here!"

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You mean, "here, Hey, Michael VSauce".

    • @cactuslactus6007
      @cactuslactus6007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *"Hey, DONG, Michael here!"

  • @ing8404
    @ing8404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Michael Stevens... The man, The Myth, The Legend.... The immortal meme lord.

  • @patrickhodson8715
    @patrickhodson8715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Dis boi deadass made out with a skull

    • @8-bitapple85
      @8-bitapple85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I guess he's in to older people

    • @patrickhodson8715
      @patrickhodson8715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      marijnnk right! Sorry.

    • @rageagainstmyhairline5574
      @rageagainstmyhairline5574 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The skull was on top. It made out with him.

    • @E-Eyes
      @E-Eyes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope this is satire. If not then your grammar is that of a 13 year old to cool for school kid.

    • @1234macro
      @1234macro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this a fam show. deadbutt

  • @menthaspicata1571
    @menthaspicata1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    "Oh oops, this is my short sided ruler" - Micheal Early 2019

    • @_spiderz_571
      @_spiderz_571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A year has passed since you commented? Do u remember yourself watching this video?

    • @benben4967
      @benben4967 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_spiderz_571 I dont think he does

    • @ettaoudianas6748
      @ettaoudianas6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_spiderz_571 do you remember making this comment?

    • @lasso.
      @lasso. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do you remember this comment!!

    • @menthaspicata1571
      @menthaspicata1571 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lasso. no lol

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Can't believe I really learn more from a channel named DONG than I do from school.

    • @sufsanin1917
      @sufsanin1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A channel about doing things online.

    • @epicgamer-xc9bw
      @epicgamer-xc9bw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sufsanin1917 you mean doing things online now guys

    • @sufsanin1917
      @sufsanin1917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@epicgamer-xc9bw yes but yo get the point.
      Right?

    • @DlcEnergy
      @DlcEnergy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      epic gamer you mean something you can Do Online Now Guys (D.O.N.G)

    • @doublesystem9790
      @doublesystem9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      What ya talking about, this channel clearly has always been called D!NG

  • @parast1721
    @parast1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1706

    Anyone else miss, *"Hey, VSauce. Michael Here"* ?

    • @titaniumwolf439
      @titaniumwolf439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      this ain't vsauce

    • @parast1721
      @parast1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Titanium Wolf yes... that’s the point smh

    • @titaniumwolf439
      @titaniumwolf439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@parast1721 ....

    • @davidramirez6896
      @davidramirez6896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We are the sauce

    • @arnavanand8037
      @arnavanand8037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@titaniumwolf439 you are partially correct

  • @Taikamuna
    @Taikamuna 6 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    I almost read it as Thanos's theorem

    • @darealpoopster
      @darealpoopster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You watch Vsauce?

    • @iironieminen6849
      @iironieminen6849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taikamuna, you're world record egg right?

    • @tinmajdandzic6437
      @tinmajdandzic6437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to 😂

    • @percydeckard5974
      @percydeckard5974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      well, it does seem pretty perfectly balanced... as all things should be

    • @corrod3195
      @corrod3195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Balanced as all things should be

  • @legendarypillow1450
    @legendarypillow1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Micheal is truly something else. A polymath of great proportions and an amazing comedian.

  • @SlewedBoot25934
    @SlewedBoot25934 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    *dead silence for 4 seconds*
    IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO DOES NOT LOVE MAKING CIRCLES?

  • @cuca_str4151
    @cuca_str4151 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    24 min vídeo, Michael, an beautiful math explanation, compbutt, I couldn’t be more happy

  • @theorangeguy3869
    @theorangeguy3869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Michael: "Is there anyone out there who DOESN'T love drawing circles?"
    Me *doesn't raise his hand up because he doesn't want to disappoint his senpai*
    Micheal: *Raises hand*
    Me: *Raises hand because he thinks it's ok*
    Micheal: "Just kidding."
    Me...

    • @aboubacrinecisse3455
      @aboubacrinecisse3455 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you, internet stranger for making me feel less alone

    • @lukekesletal4468
      @lukekesletal4468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Top 10 saddest anime betrayals

  • @pauliejay4161
    @pauliejay4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    That intro is pure satirical gold.

  • @cadepatton6418
    @cadepatton6418 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I think Michael just forgot the vsauce one password.

    • @evanlino6769
      @evanlino6769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You mean pbuttword!

    • @GEB_Rosee_PPS
      @GEB_Rosee_PPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      is the last 9 digits of π

  • @peepo_beepo3190
    @peepo_beepo3190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    I'm a simple man. I see Michael's DONG, I smash like.

    • @thallassion2718
      @thallassion2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I approve

    • @SneakyBee
      @SneakyBee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Say that VERRYYYYY slowly with out like

    • @mr.turdlybird4387
      @mr.turdlybird4387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eww

    • @hunterc1805
      @hunterc1805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      peepo _ beepo always smash for Michael’s DONG

    • @jamesdavis2027
      @jamesdavis2027 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is a family show >:(

  • @cr5678
    @cr5678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    Michael: compbutt
    TH-cam demonetization: am I a joke to you?

    • @plokijum
      @plokijum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes. Yes, youtube demonetization. You are a fricken joke.

    • @jaimesoad
      @jaimesoad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am I a yOlK yo you?

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's not as rude as compass

    • @JimTheKid
      @JimTheKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cumbutt

    • @sanyalox01
      @sanyalox01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JimTheKid
      True

  • @bemshire
    @bemshire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Why do I feel like I am getting smarter and going insane at the same time?

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now you know why they say ignorance is bliss

  • @FmFnBeats
    @FmFnBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    11:50 - 11:56
    Actual footage of God creating Michael

  • @felixdawson8497
    @felixdawson8497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Michael: *draws parrallel lines*
    Also Michael, pleased with himself: Ooo, they're never gonna meet - take THAT, lines!
    *whispers*: ...permenant loneliness

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Michael is growing a monster of a beard
    Can't wait to see it's final evolution

    • @HYEOL
      @HYEOL 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "This isnt even our final form" - Charles Darwin

    • @levmarchuk998
      @levmarchuk998 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your pfp nice

    • @Shorteagle
      @Shorteagle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's gonna look like Mega Glalie from Pokèmon

    • @Devin-ul4ho
      @Devin-ul4ho 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is no final evolution. It will grow infinitely

  • @joshthefantasydude9254
    @joshthefantasydude9254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:49
    That's unfortunate, but you know, life is all about mistakes, and it's all about being imperfect. And bad.
    So, good work everyone!

  • @norefill007
    @norefill007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    I love the new intro *Michael's Living*
    and the cOmPbUtT

    • @Fernisawake
      @Fernisawake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I kNoW ThE CoMPbUTt iS So gOoD At kEEpINg It fAMiLy FreINdly

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael's living looks like a lonely sitcom

  • @passerby5735
    @passerby5735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I saw your watch a few minutes in, and it made me think, what if there was a watch that had a triangle instead of hands? One point on seconds, one on minutes, and one on hours. Constantly changing. That would be satisfying.

    • @ollierowan9767
      @ollierowan9767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mhadra and when it’s exactly 12:00:00 am or pm it would be a point? that would be so amazing. I WANT IT NOW

    • @Max-po9gd
      @Max-po9gd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      People would legitimately buy this and it is a pretty good idea for small business or something

    • @sicezexal9211
      @sicezexal9211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      odditymall[dot]com/3angle-triangle-watch-face
      And here it is!
      It can be made as a skin on a smartwatch, and is indeed quite pretty to look at.

    • @2asseddog
      @2asseddog 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuk... that's cool

    • @ChadDidNothingWrong
      @ChadDidNothingWrong 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh God. I want it mmmmmmm.....

  • @adarshmusa
    @adarshmusa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:12 Michael is having a truly high meme potential

  • @Kangooroo08
    @Kangooroo08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:11
    I think he has some left over frustration from that experiment... Poor Michael.

  • @marios3427
    @marios3427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    *Michael forgot his password is the last 9 digits of π*

    • @_rlb
      @_rlb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Don't you mean pbuttword?

    • @perhaps5095
      @perhaps5095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Something's not right here...

    • @ryanstock7094
      @ryanstock7094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Adolf Hitler “Honey”? Interesting

    • @cemeterydive
      @cemeterydive 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inaayachen7592 ew

    • @woodywoodmc2209
      @woodywoodmc2209 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no

  • @bookdream
    @bookdream 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    I am going to start using the more appropriate and sophisticated "comp-butt". Still deciding whether or not i'll keep the "p" in.

    • @JustAnthon
      @JustAnthon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nah, you should rather just go to the toilet... holding your p isn't healthy

    • @BedlessSleeper
      @BedlessSleeper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try googling comp-butt.

    • @cornbreadloverrr
      @cornbreadloverrr 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keep the P in for the com butt experience

    • @durdleduc8520
      @durdleduc8520 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _com _*_p_*_ butt_

  • @iamaioshi
    @iamaioshi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2589

    hello freshman geometry

  • @ahmxdhsn
    @ahmxdhsn ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually smiled automatically in fascination when i saw all of this connect
    THANKS MICHAEL!!

  • @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э
    @СтранныйЧеловек-ш7э 6 ปีที่แล้ว +866

    I love this new show.
    Waiting for "Making nuke at home"

    • @karnak1023
      @karnak1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should check out Cody'sLab

    • @trikitsu2913
      @trikitsu2913 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Step 1: befriend Putin...

    • @rephaelreyes8552
      @rephaelreyes8552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      First buy hundreds of smoke detectors

    • @h_3795
      @h_3795 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Get some fissile material like plutonium or enriched uranium. Measure how much of the mass of the material you need for it to go critical. Break up that mass into two parts by making a “bullet” (10% of the mass) and a sphere with a bullet shaped hole (90% of the mass). Create a mechanism that launches the bullet into the other part. Modern nukes are much more complex but here you go.

    • @hasbullah3459
      @hasbullah3459 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Странный Человек, someone made a nuclear reactor on a shed

  • @danbeucler3029
    @danbeucler3029 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    My 2 month old nephew was conceived and born since the last vsauce upload. Not complaining since we have all these dongs, but a fun observation nonetheless.

  • @actionmac3907
    @actionmac3907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Michael sounds so sarcastic all the time, I'm not sure if he's teaching me math or making fun of me for learning.

  • @MurshidIslam
    @MurshidIslam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At 4:23, Michael says, "Now Thales's Theorem tells us that the two other points,
    where these rays contact the circumference, are diametrically opposed. They are on opposite sides of the circle and a line passing through them will pass through the centre."
    Isn't this the converse of Thales's Theorem? Yes, the converse is true as well, but what was stated in the video isn't Thales's theorem; it's the converse.

    • @EkajArmstro
      @EkajArmstro 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea this is what I'm thinking as well, and the proof at the end does not prove the converse. I think the proof of the converse follows from the inscribed angle theorem, and I found this proof of that: th-cam.com/video/MyzGVbCHh5M/w-d-xo.html