I read ninja's terrible new book
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no
no
Maybe just maybe
Nice video
Make petscop 2 already
0:30
"Can I buy this please?"
Cashier: "No"
*video ends*
NEJ
*CRIES*
I fucking died from her swedish accent "yäs"
@MrGoldo Nice apology video lol
The cashier knew how bad that waste of paper is
Ninja's book: step 6 "grow up"
Ninja: "I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"
69 likes
Okay, this comment is actually original.
"The FUCK did you say to me you little shit!?"
Your name...it reeks of familiarity...
Ironic.
He could save others from not growing up, but not himself.
Pyro: "I never get sponsorships"
Also Pyro: "HaVE yOU heArD oF RAiD ShAdOw LeGEnDs"
That was an old video he said that dingus
Fuck off
Yaeh
But for real , the best of these shitty sponsorship plugs ive ever seen
Stop this meme it is actually ass
"I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! - Thanks sis, I love you."
*Waaaait a second....*
*Police sirens intensifies*
Sweet home Alabama
Hold up somethings doesn’t right
*FBI OPEN UP*
@@introguy2374 *somethings doesn’t right*
Pyro: "We all know skeletons have no rights"
*And that's why they all hide in an armor of meat*
Here before 1k likes
Ah...I see you're also an intellectual
pyro 2019
Tonight at 3AM: heya, you were talking trash about skeletons, so I'ma give you a bad time
Actually the brain has no rights so it hides in a skeleton of armour which hides in a skeleton of meat.
TH-cam algorithm: sees the word ninja was used*
Trending for gaming*
both your name and picture are perfect
heyy u got the same pf as me
#5 baybeee
Why do video game companies keep sponsoring people and not making them anything in game. Like if it was a foot ball team they would atlest at the logo.... Kinda shady.
Da Bois got 369mill subs👌
Pyro: gets sponsored
Also Pyro: Insults his viewers while advertising
we insult him so it's only fair
"what are you waiting for you disgusting filt"
Anidan filt
Is your pic literally Grade A's head colored Grey?
Sup night rocc
"most gamers rely on electricity"
I play Solitaire all day with my mates, Tyler Blevins is a liar
Not all gamers rely on electricity
Do you know what "most" means?
Tyler ninja fortnite blevins is no liar
@@chryst4l926 r/wooooosh
@@Dr_Samuel_Hayden No I think you're the woosh
@@historicflame972 SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT
im gonna go kms lmao
i like how the exercises were just pyro doing club penguin dances
“I’m not seeing enough movement”
Same
"Let's not all dance at once now"
What's club penguin? Is it a new battle royal?
@@reverse_thursday n o
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@@projektgeronimo2696 I love your comment but before I tell you what I like about it let me tell you first about R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S
Before I reply with a totally original comment, let me talk about 𝓡𝓐𝓘𝓓 𝓢𝓗𝓐𝓓𝓞𝓦 𝓛𝓔𝓖𝓔𝓝𝓓𝓢
"I watch Pyro for the plot"
7:22
🤤
Nice
It took me to an ad, help me
9:33
@@jordanadams7168 MFW
Slop so bad you have to watch videos from 4 yrs ago
Agreed
So tru
Yeah
Yes
No we’re nostalgic watching
This has to be pyro’s quickest million views ever- he’ll definitely be talking about ninja again
CormAlan IB4 this video gets copyright striked by ninja lol
I'm glad he's going back to bullying
@@doodlebub Doesn't matter, the video is sponsored
Damn. Sad that all you got from the vid is his money making aspect.
Petscop sitting in the corner
"8GB of ram is all you'll ever need"
I've never felt this offended before.
YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH RAM (which is actually true)
For competetive games it's true though.
@@notlNSIGHT yes you are correct
I prefer to have more than just the game I'm playing open (maybe music in the background in a web browser or something)
2TB is the minimum
i’m convinced that the 5 million downloads are just the youtubers who get sponsored to promote raid
Raid saving all the youtubers careers
The game is pretty good tho
@@Wholelottaorange your sponsored by raid arent you no one would say that willingly
Young_Nut Busta it’s shit it has no skill involved
Not Today - I’m convinced that a lot of them thought it was good at first until they hit their first roadblock that would either require a lot of dedication or a lot of cash. It’s the classic Gacha trap. They make it appealing and relaxing for the first 10-15% of the game, then players hit their first major obstacle due to struggling in whatever place has the new tier of resources they need to advance to the next milestone.
“Why are rich people the most disconnected from reality”
Mr Beast isn’t even in the same dimension
LMAOOOO
What do you think these people would do if they lost all their money and had to live in a one up one down living off 200 quid a week.
@@EuanWhitehead Probably struggle
@@EuanWhitehead they would probably be like the billions of other people in that situation
@@reboundrides8132 Yea I was more thinking of the earth shattering comedown of once being a millionaire to having to lead a normal life.
pyro : "Download raid shadow legends it's one of my favorite mobile games"
video ends
also pyro : deletes app
Sellout
@@chf.j4233 he's just making money lay off
i have honestly played it for about 2 months tho
and its not a bad game. too bad the devs think shoving tons of microtransactions in your face whenever you launch it tho.
wich makes the game worse then it is
and one thing to add to that. the advertised customisation of heroes is shown in a false way.
you can give them gear but nothing about their looks will change. its just stats
wich is too bad cuz this game could potentially be pretty damn good
Chf.J you do understand this is his job right, he just got his outro song copyrighted and lost a bunch of money, he still needs to live, 3head
I am 100 percent sure that Ninja has never read a book in his life
How do you think he studied for the 8th grade exam from last year? He's a very good boy at school
Ricedward did you not get his comment? He was clearly mocking ninja and not defending him
@@eetu54 r/woosh
@@eetu54 :(
@@eetu54 You're a FilthyFrank fan, how the fuck can you not understand this basic-ass humor?
Pyro: *monetized and trending*
Hmm must be a glitch
cause its about ninja and fortnite
My Faded Sanity HES MONETIZED FOR ONCE SHHH
Team Fortress 2 😂😂😂
@@MaxKing10 fortnite - rarely advertises (unless it's the new season)
world of tanks - heavily advertises, along with world of warships
??????
trending in gaming, at that
"I finally got to show my skills to the girl of my dreams! She was so impressed, she took me on the spot! I'm no longer a 25 year old virgin! Thanks sis, i love you!"
That comment had more plot twists than the whole film industry
Pyro: *Uses four phones for an ad*
Also Pyro: *Owns zero cars*
Tbf cars are way to expensive to keep and considering he lives in London he don’t need one
@@FatfighterXD1 yea sames in australia, if you live in sydney or any main city you dont need a car because theres like a thousands buses, but if you live anywhere outside the boundaries of a city a car is needed because the distance between suburbs and other cities is big
Juan Cortez Muro fuck off bitch
Alexander Papadopoulos well the phones cost like 2 dollars so
bro, phones are no where near as expensive as cars
Pyrocynical: *Has four phones*
Also Pyrocynical: *Still has no car*
Still no petscop 2
Priorities
Pyro: has four phones
Also pyro: still hasn't made petscop 2
Randy Marsh
He pays for public transit, you silly sausage
@@pineapple7024 sausage can mean many things
be careful
My Nan’s legs when she’s at the top of the stairs:
I’m not seeing enough movement
OOF
Raid ad ends at: 2:55 thank me later
Yes
Thx
Not all heroes wear capes
thanks
@@One_Trillion_Bees another dog :D
I love how he calls him ‘Fortnite Ninja’
Well it's accurate. He's not a real ninja. Just another dyed-hair soy boy
Fortnite ninja is the only real God we have.
Soda poppin
いいえ
Tim apple
"8 GB is all the RAM you'll ever need."
*laughs in modded minecraft*
Laughs in Chrome
Laughs in skyrim.
laughs in Subnautica
*laughs in modded cities: skylines*
*Laughs in launching every app at once*
"Why do I have chronic neck pain, Doctor?"
*MAY I INTEREST YOU IN FORTNITE NINJAS HANDBOOK?*
Pyro has clearly never heard of Dr. Levi the gaming doctor
But for real, this seems like a book that should probably have been reviewed by doctors and psychologists
@EXPLODING LLAMA thanks, I'll change it now :)
I just watched a guy read a book and make it interesting for 20 minutes
Most books are interesting tho, depending on your tastes
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I wish I knew German
Bein a Lil edgy Arent we
Charlemagne schön wäre es ne?
@@uselesspotato6536 ok boomer
“I feel like I’m reading a leaflet from a guy trying to sell me weed”
*trying to legalise weed*
Ha ha weed cool weed cool wow im smoking a weed 420
@Jon Boy I bet my wife because she interrupted me playing bookworm adventures deluxe to tell me dinner was ready. I personally don't see your point though
When ninja beats a kid up and throws him down the stairs
“GET GOOd kheD”
TREMENDOUS COMMENT
Pro gamer move
Modern problems require modern solutions
LMAOOO BEST COMMENT
Ninja couldn't throw hands with an inflatable punching bag.
"DPI doesn't matter"
Osu Mouse players: so that was a fuckin' lie
Finally, an osu! player in the comment section!
Nice Mutahar picture.
LESS GOO
@@nanattechi osu better than friday night funkin
@@abandonedchannel1010 at least fnf players dont touch children
When I heard “how I stay hungry” I thought he meant literal hunger and was trying to explain how he manages to eat 5000 calories in every stream
What the fuck is your pfp
@@antqtee yeah lmao
pikachu moaning
Sauce for pp
@@salemmuhammad3536 you meant pfp?
I tried to skip your Raid Shadow Legends ad, and as a reward, TH-cam gave me a Raid Shadow Legends ad. I’m gonna go toster bath now.
did yuo do it.
Magst3r yup, hell is great by the way. Eternal torment is actually alot more fun than you’d think.
@@jessthebenjamin758 speaking from personal experience?
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jbash08 okay
"Time to overuse this joke!"
*The CEO of gay (TM) 3019*
Excuse me sir, I’m a lawyer commenting from the year 3019, and I represent the interests of Gay (TM) and because you neglected to use the trademark (TM) in Gay (TM) your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandchildren are now being sued for your negligence. Good day, and please be more mindful of the law.
gay is good, all the time.
all the time, gay is good.
TH-cam: I’m about to demodetize this mans career
@@flavor289 gay the time, all is good.
I swear to god I was about to die laughing when pyro did the shoulder exercises at 7:17 😂
Giving this book to someone would be the greatest roast of all time
"Ninja's brand-new novel: A Gamer's Manifesto" dramatic reading by a lesbian with daddy issues
sugasnaps
“Lesbian with daddy issues” nice
He does look like one ngl
Yeah before I clicked on the vid I thought it was a lesbian at first until I heard his voice ngl
roasty toasted
UrMomGey no u
Pyrocynical - Raid Shadow Legends
Me - Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Double tap screen
Same tho lol
Press L
Press L
Press L
King Crimson
And then you skip to end.
same
You cant lie the fact that pyro does skits for his sponsors is smart it keeps you looking instead of skipping it
I would be so embarassed to pick up that book in the store
Buy a happy birthday with it. People likely won’t question it.
Well, it's still better than having to buy the Minecraft joke book, full of funny Minecraft jokes written by some five year old that I literally had to pick up
Is this book just a bible for gamers
Oh yeah
Ye boi
Hahahahha you didnt get hearted hahaha.i. want to die
Derlan derk
Hey Dolan
, what are you doing here
okay legitimately the “warm up” exercises that ninja shows in this book are just for people with neck/shoulder pain. i know this because i did physical therapy for that and they recommended those same exercises.
so basically ninja is a scrawny fucker like me that doesn’t work out so his shoulder blades grind against his spine lmao
Huh, neat.
6dig-S 61 Sorry, but it would actually be your scapulae grinding against your rips and rather moving away from your spine as a result of a hypertense pectoralis and protracted shoulders. And if u work out the wrong way it can get even worse, thats why push-ups are actually bad for that posture and exercises for strenthening should focus on the outward rotation of the shoulder and the straightening of the back.
So not even that did he present correctly.
Flo Cz yeah i’m no doctor lol. interesting that push ups would make it worse
I like Birds i’m totally calling it if the dude just listed off exercises he has to do for his own problems lmao
15:19 when it cuts to the logan paul apology lmao
Pyro is part of the only youtubers that insults their sponsors.
Internet historian.
@@youssefkandeel3667 The only dialysis you need is RAID: SHALLOW LEGIONS
HeyZeus
Pyro and internet historian are just competing to see who can make the most sacarstic sponsorship segment without losing the sponsor
Lolry your profile picture is belle delphine lol
Pyro: These kids play video games 25 hours a day.
Harvard university: Write that down
No, *WRITE THAT DOWN!!!! WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!!!*
No No no, he's got a point
"Its the most ambitious mobile game of all time."
Every one: skip
KINGU CURIMSON
@@Ali-oh2bq KING CRIMSON
King Crimson
KING CURIMSUNN!
pyro is the only youtuber i feel has interesting ad reads
9:32 proof that pyro groomed ninja
You do know the allegations were false right
@@pyroxide8442 i know
@@akunakun123 cool
@@pyroxide8442 I don’t care if I’m late but the comment you were replying too it’s was a joke and you thinking he thought pyrocynical was a groomer “which of course he isn’t” but the comment was a joke… it’s didn’t mean so seriousness or what so matter and yes I do find you’re comment because you think the person called pyrocynical a groomer even tho he made a comment joking of pyro groom ninja and maybe you will realize it was a joke
@Nikos Mavroforos I agree… sorry I just found about this comment (not yours) I meant the person who don’t know the joke and yeah I get you were saying and there many more comments out there that they don’t get the joke or including me 😅
I love how passive aggressive pyro can be when talking about his sponsors
it was all sarcasm lmao
@@josephkony3993 bro what?
@@sarc143 I don't know
It's hilarious how he has blatantly made fun of Raid in every single ad read he's done for them but they still sponsor him after
@@phud69 he's still promoting them, shit promotion is amazing promotion. for example, you know those bad mobile ads? yeah they're purposefully made to be horrible because of this reason:
btw this is from the pyro video called 'Someone illegally put me in a mobile ad' by pyro as well
I doubt anyone is gonna read it, but I have visited a b2b ad conference in Eastern Europe this Autumn and sat through a speech by the guys who made the pin pull ads for a game shown in this video. It's a 4 person team from Eastern Europe. They presented how they are making these ads, like solely the technical aspect of it. But when they finished with the presentation, a guy from the audience asked them "Why?". Like, why do you make those. What's the logic behind it all if the game doesn't look anything like the ad, etc. You know. All the normie questions Pyro has in this video. I remembered the reply nearly verbatim because it seemed really funny. "We see the ads mission a success after three steps were met. 1. The user gets frustrated with the poorly solved puzzle and downloads the game to solve it. 2. User finds out game doesn't even feature the pin puzzles like in the ad and looks nothing like it. The user then enters the FRUSTRATION PHASE and usually leaves a bad review. However in 60% of cases the game is not uninstalled due to the user being distracted by something (for example writing the bad review, or like getting a phone call). 3. When the user gets bored in a couple of days and wants to play a game on his phone his frustration phase is long since over and he probably doesn't even remember that the ad he was frustrated about was linked to this game he now has installed, in most cases he doesn't even remember where he got the game on his phone, so he starts playing it and 5% of those users become paying customers which is more than enough to pay 500% of the ad budget back to the company. "
- Артём Дубравин
TH-camrs: *exists*
Raid shadow legends: ”it’s free real estate”
People: exist
This dead format: used
Up vote
Give this kid a metal
@@xianeli8473 ikr
bro change ur name
FV4034 Challenger 2
No one:
This dead format:
No one:
This dead format:
No one:
This dead format:
No one:
This dead format:
No one:
Ok I’ll stop now
this sounds like an essay that a 12-year-old wrote when the teacher assigned you to write an informational essay
JJ Jamora 😂
JJ Jamora lmfaooo
JJ Jamora lol
Ninjas book or the video?
@@markuslemerise5812 book
"talk about the current president"
Americans: *already at your doorstep with pitchforks and torches like its 1693*
i like how he holds the ninja book like a bible
he even quotes it like one
IT IS THE BIBLE U DINGUS
How else do you hold a book? How often are you holding a bible?
*its almost like they’re both books*
Is he wrong?
because it is the bible and pyro is good
“Download RAM” being a phrase has put me through the most painful mental experience of my life. I think I need to get a brain augmentation to replace the brain power you destroyed by alerting me to the existence of that.
I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I downloaded 32gb of RAM and now my laptop is running faster than ever!
cousel is this a joke or not bc i dont wanna get woooshed
Saidal Khan whoosh
downloading water may give you an overdose of dihydrogen oxide.
@@dinodoestuff you got whooshed
Ninja: "How to get good at gaming"
Also Ninja: **Sacrifice bread cutting skills for aggressive speech skills**
I know exactly what you're talking about and I hate that about myself
Wot?
This book feels like it’s an instruction manual on how to get called a bunch of slurs online.
Pyro: Makes Junji Ito reference
"Ah I see you are a man of culture as well"
Oliver Rees junji Ito and red dead 2 , truly a scholar of the world
Was waiting for this comment
@Juan Cortez Muro Penis
@Juan Cortez Muro ew go away boomer
The blade runner 2049 reference is also very much appreciated
"I've made a severe" had me dying
hehe 69 likes
@@TheStickmahn Nice
wow 420 likes now
@@marsyad6002 Nice
Everyday, Pyrocynical looks more like Gordon Ramsey
Well of course because Ramsay is Pyros father
Right?
Papa Ramsay
I don't think Gordon Ramsay is in jail...
A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.
Ninja: 8GBS OF RAM IS ALL YOU NEED
Person trying to edit together game clips together in Adobe Premiere: *Loads Deagle*
Another victim lost to the void of Raid: Shadow Legends...
Hopefully this means less bullying & trending topics and more reviews and mlgs.
At least he gets money
Never
Here come Dat boi maybe he’ll buy a car
i mean, x dollars is x dollars, if it makes him cash its fine at least it's skippable
This video is literally pyro reading all the 9 year olds a bedtime story
Obama Gaming it’s 8 year olds not nine because we would be reading to pewdiepies fanbase if it was nine year olds🤔
Nightkiller594 _ basically the same fanbase 😳. All of us are big brained
hey obama love your gaming videos, cheers mate!
Obama Gaming hi obama i know your last name
Beo
shroud: *how high is your ego?*
ninja: *yes*
When your were good at a trending game for 6 months and act like you represent gaming ignoring the fact you are not good at any other game but try and rage anyway then act surprised when reddit makes jokes about you
Pyro: gets sponsored by raid
His subscribers: you have become the very thing you swore to destroy
mein kampf: my ultimate guide to gaming
Very epic peter
That’s so funny and edgy hahahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who better to learn from then the guy with the highest k/d
Ehrenmann
@@skullraptor483 I think you mean the chinese pro overwatch gamer
Mao Zedong
“Why are rich people the most disconnected from society” just you wait pyro....
I feel like this comment had no substance in it tho. While ninja is rich after his massive amount of success, I wouldn't say hes disconnected from the common uh, 'gamer' I guess. What I'm trying to say is that Ninja likes to play videogames and hes talking to other people who like to play videogames. That's pretty connected
RighteousPurge he’s*
@@boyoncrack313 shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Fuck the shut up.
This book makes me realise how early ninja dropped out of school
Colm Pickering he dropped out when he was four
Colm Pickering bold of you to assume he even went to school
@@user-fz2jb1nw1v bold
@@user-fz2jb1nw1v bold of you to assume he even grew up
At least he did learn one thing from school: how to have as much words as possible to make a paragraph.
I love when youtubers sarcastically promote their sponsors, it's like they get the money and not sell out at the same time
Imagine how outdated the ram thing will be in like 5 years
More like 2 max lol
like 2 more or something im an IT major so i know rams is not much needed 8 will stay the same for long
Detective Prince all he had was dpi
12 is the minimum tbh when you get discord, steam, and chrome involved plus windows uses 1.5 just by its self unless you try and deblot 10.
@@rustmc 8 gigs Is bare minimum at this point
pyrocynical: makes video on how bad mobile games are
mobile game: hey that guy looks like a good guy to sponsor
Well now it seems like he likes it... $ make ppl opinions change... You could say they paid pyro for a better opinion
@My penis is unbelievably small but i mean its a turn based rpg, so yeah? its like saying cod is bad because you are only shooting at things.
Pyro: I guess I'll take the sponsorship for that thing I said was trash
Small penis guy, the problem with your criticism is that it's unbelievably vague. So much so that your comment contradicts itself. "All you do is tap on stuff" that statement can apply to EVERY mobile game because you play them on touch screen phones. Also, the argument that there are better games existing is obvious but is a misdirect because you are comparing games on other platforms compared to mobile....
If you want to compare and contrast different games then its best and most coherent to compare games that are apart of the same platform and genre. It makes a lot more sense comparing, let's say, Halo to Call of Duty than it is to compare Halo to Luigi's Mansion.
Not to mention he backstabbed Lords Mobile
“Every gamer relies on hardware”
Oh Yea? Well how about software ...that pretty critically needed as well
Without hardware, you cant run software. Software's useless without your beefy system/PC.
@@apollyon7832 oh really? Wow had no idea! Thank you for the info!
Your dumb
@@iamboringvideos6832 No worries bro. Gotta look out for my fellow gamers!
@@apollyon7832 You can run any software using a printed version of the files, a few pieces of paper, a pen and an instruction table, just very slow, would take you years to calculate a few frames of a modern game.
Bruh Ninja doesn't know sh*t about computers and hardware
I’m glad we have modern authors like, ninja Fortnite.
“We all know Skeletons have no rights”
*Sad Doot*
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th-cam.com/video/ypCfdrARoLQ/w-d-xo.html
Its spooktober baby!
I have a big shotgun and am shooting bullets. ._. ,~ - - -
Shut up Redditor
TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial oh my god brrooo omg omg r/awardspeechedits r/ihavereddit am I right fellow chad instagram bad lolol😎😎
Every gamer relies on hardware. Like powerplants
Me: aha yes I use a Nuclear power plant to only power my PC
It's the only way to get the best performance, and so far I've only caused two meltdowns!
Nuclear power plants? Honestly? You have got to be kidding.
If you use anything less powerful than the raw power of Hydrogen bomb, you are disgusting.
SayNoMore alas I am a mere plebeian who can't afford any hydrogen bombs, it's a great source of shame for me.
@@SorowFame I've only caused one meltdown. I can't remember where, but it had something to do with a noble cherry.
You'll surely need one if you have a i9 10900k
“I know some of you are seven”
*shows a picture of a twelve year old*
Bruh, who's this lesbian on my screen? I'm trynna watch A D S
Bro smh
Why watch this lesbian when you can play *Raid Shadow Legends*
"Ninja releases book on how to become an unstoppable gamer"
Bruh, Mein Kampf has been out for decades
Rivecha smh lmao ikr
Why read Mein Kamf when you can read the Little Red Book?
Mao has higher score and he had the victory royale.
Well the only problem with mein kampf is you have to be Ubermensch to read it
Rivecha lmao
Amateurs. Y'all need to read "The Communist Manifesto" by Karl Marx.
“Everyone’s a gamer” guess I’m a mathematician by that logic
Guess I'm a marine biologist with that logic then
@@dhan07404 guess I'm a nazi by that logic then
Everyone is a gamer, but some is good gamer
@@good__person Everyone is a gamer but some are more gamer than others
@@dhan07404 hey is that a [obvious anime name] reference?
I've never read a book that used the word "literally" outside of dialogue. It makes sense that Ninja was the one to do it
"25 hours a day"
You gotta bump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers
Yeah
820 hours is more like it
More like 5 days
7 days an hour
Pump*
I bet they only play 8 days a week
"Skeletons don't have rights."
I have several bones to pick with you.
I hate you
Question; did you ever use Google+? Cause I feel like I've seen that username before
No
Sans
How humerus -_-
“Skeletons have no rights*
*that wasnt a really doot move*
hahahaha thats so funny 😂😂😂😂 can i get updoot 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 get it ? cuz its october and like haloween skeletons scary XDDDD XDDDD
Hello fellow Reddit user
Sad calcium noises
@@samojakoikadnijelako calcium hater ewww
why? why did reddit take doot from us? right before doom eternal.
10:58 I do actually get compliments for being good but way less than kids calling me an aimbotter lol.
I feel like i'm being indoctrinated to some weird gamer cult.
One of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us one of us
yeah cults are cool, but so is my dad. please come back
ł that’s dead. Not the joke, your dad
It is a cult its the cult of the true EPIC Gamers
Join the Ninjian church of God, where we believe that the true Messiah isn’t Jesus, but Tyler Blevins.
Yo that “double chin” thing is actually really good advice. My therapist is having me do those, it helps with neck pain
corbin spencer the corner stretch he constantly makes fun of is really good for your shoulders and back too. I like Pyro but he really is pretty stupid
shanas.pearlie I do have scoliosis as well as 3 vertebrae in my neck that constantly give me problems, these stretches help with both!
Finally! A nice comment section! Thank you!
I liked this so it would get 69 likes HAHAHAHAHAH GET IT IT'S THE SEX NUMBER
@@theDreamKing91 I think it was probably just a joke about how stupid you look doing it
I doubt he cared or knew if it would help with your back or your neck
Plays the instrumental of that song in red dead when “building” a house.
More like bore ragnarok
Yes and it's perfect
What a tune
Sean Smith that’s an inside joke with my best friends and one of my best friends and I both play Red Dead Redemption 2
Its why i liked the vid
"There's nothing worse than knowing you lost a game because your equipment failed you" I've been through that once and there's a hole on my dry wall
Must be nice being 12 again
The worst part about this book is that is says “let’s get this dub” on the back 14:59
best*
uncleGPU thanks, was really confused
lol subs are better, dumb blev
It actually says “Let’s get that dub”
@@wtfyoutube4873 neeeerd
I can’t stop looking at how pyro’s ear looks like a play button on the inside
😮
OMG
what the fuck
Dude
Looks more like a Vex Goblin head to me
I was once told by a “pro” siege player that he dips his hands in a bucket of warm water to loosen his knuckles before he plays. It is the sweatiest thing I’ve ever heard to date
I do that too I'm champion on pc
You have changed the course of my physical existence
That is actually helpful
What's funny is there's logic behind it...
I was playing siege today and some kid went to get a towel to wipe off his hands. And it was in low plat on console.
So guys we did it .. we avoided getting sent to Brazil over somebody’s fake drama
Since Pyro refuses to credit the music he uses, I'll try my best to do it for you.
Song at the beginning of the video - th-cam.com/video/08G7iGJyZKI/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays throughout most of the video - th-cam.com/video/j8068ZrwicQ/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays at 4:04 / 4:49 - th-cam.com/video/aFXmFMgonY0/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays at 6:59 - th-cam.com/video/vVPHmok3hxA/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays at 8:23 - Something from the Halo 3 ODST soundtrack
(Edited) Outro Music - Couldn't find the song itself... but here's a video about how someone made it. th-cam.com/video/BE29iNGRzfQ/w-d-xo.html
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Edit 1 - Oh shit I didn't see people responding.
Song that plays at 1:20 - th-cam.com/video/L3qxvL2ZAbw/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays at 8:04 - th-cam.com/video/a6BbvCC0VI0/w-d-xo.html
(Thank you fellow OneShot Gamer) Song that plays at 9:37 - th-cam.com/video/NdWtkzNyTz8/w-d-xo.html
Song that plays at 10:45 - th-cam.com/video/70KW8_ZEHlg/w-d-xo.html
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Probably going to do this on new Pyrocynical videos (as of 6/20/2020)
the hero we deserve, but not the one we need.
Why do I feel like one of these is a rickroll
8:04 - Rip and Tear (DOOM) - th-cam.com/video/a6BbvCC0VI0/w-d-xo.html
This is the game rip version, just the .wav files extracted from the files and is not the official soundtrack though
10:45 Attack of the Drones ~ Gears of War
th-cam.com/video/70KW8_ZEHlg/w-d-xo.html
The outro music is this th-cam.com/video/BE29iNGRzfQ/w-d-xo.html it’s around the end of the video
pyro: *references a Junji Ito work
*Ah, i see you're a Man of Horror as well.
i've saw this art once or twice somewhere and then i remembered what it was once i've seen it again, tbh it's really easy to remember due to its style
@@yesok4244 yep, Ito's art style is unsettling in a way and makes you feel uncomfortable.
Pyrocinical: advertises raid,
Me: you have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind
He's just doing it for the money which is fair enough, you can see he doesn't care about it
Bro does anyone even get the game after watching the ads? I know I never have. Also, does anyone even watch the ads? I know I don’t.
the little lesbian has finaly sold out
@@tomfooler9398 he sponsored another game that does fake ads so he sold out a while ago
@@Isacarson2 i never get those. Its just another quick cash game
"Plays Cyberpunk once..."
I guess I'll know how to blow up in more ways than one huh?
Literally every TH-camr: So today is sponsored by rAiD sHaDoW lEgEnDs
At first I didn't mind a few TH-camrs being sponsored by that game, but now it seems like every goddamn TH-camr is being sponsored by them. it's getting pretty damn annoying now.
@@Cards8114 they gotta make some money because god knows TH-cam won't pay them
The game almost died, last ditch effort to revive, its working.
Ch. 420 is flooded with noobs now.
Sketchy_Crab yeet I’m happy about it tho. It’s not like you can’t fast forward if they don’t make the ad entertaining
It's a ahit game
“...and we took the discussion offline. AND THEN I SHOT HIM 43 TIMES, I AM A CONVICTED FELON THEY JUST HAVENT CAUGHT ME YET”
“Somehow I convinced them that it was the tree.”
Stream sniping
"Skeletons have no rights"
Do you know what month it is?
Igbinedion october
@@sukida. correct
I was staring at this for a worrying amount of time before I understood what you were talking about.
@@igbinedion6410 can I get a sp00kie, scurry skeleton please?
Yes I do! It’s August!