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At the end he said “thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart”😂
Hahaha thanks for pointing it out. Didn’t notice that.
He says it almost every stand up he does
He says it every time haha
Omg, hahaha, good catch
I notiv=ced that so funny
"I am gonna stop pretending this is interesting" he said it for all of us.
Yup lol
That's why most attractive people are insufferable, to many people pretending to care about what they speak
As a woman I agree with that statement. Some people are really boring.
@@vicmartoneone of the truest statements ever made. A manifested ego is such a jarring thing to witness.
@@ikmalaxl5286 bruh you're like 7
"It's harder for me to gain height."
That was a line in the video, all right.
Just by a little
A.J. Steinman I appreciated the fact that he put quotation marks around it cuz I wasn't 100% sure, but now I'm positive
I like how you have 939 to 0 most uncontroversial thing possible
It's impossible actually lmao
“Are you 6 feet? No, but if it helps I’m still growing as a person” 😂😂
gonna use this in the future
Tinder bio, 5'-11" but still growing as a person.
'Are you 6 foot tall?'
I didn't expect him to be this brave...
Kevin Hart is always brave
It takes guts.
He's actually funny tho lol
He's being his true self.
@@Jordan-vf4up i mean haters will hate 🤷♀️
"If I talk about race inevitably another white person will call me racist, its what we do now"
hilarious commentary, too true
Theres nothing worse than a white person trying to prove how non-racist he/she is by constantly accusing others of racism.
GreedAndSelfishness everyone at university these days
@@Kizdo69 or any white liberal in a tech company. Trust me, i work for one. They are unbearable!
@@bendyamin86 feel ya pain, man.
Basically any white right winger who can't stand to be called out.
lmao these were almost dad style jokes with great delivery
The fist pumps he does with the punchlines really give off the dad vibes
Literally the opposite
It was more like great jokes with dad joke delivery
@@baldbull6808 i came here to say that, thanks!
I guess even though I'm not actually a dad I'm too much of a dad to know.
Did he say "Thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart" right at the end or am I tripping? xD
Probably both.
apparently he did good spot
😂😂 I totally missed that
I rechecked the title after that one.
He does it every time
What? Racist? No I'm a creep!
Lmao
What are you talking about I’m hard?
That whole thing killed me.
"I'm not racist, I'm aroused" is my go to excuse nowadays
The delivery is impeccable and smooth. Tough to find these days
Ok boomer
@@LosEspookys if you’re gonna use ancient unoriginal and unfunny memes at least make sure you know how, you dope.
I like how he's deliberately stepping lines. These aren't easy jokes to make.
"These aren't easy jokes to make" *gets on Conan and has extremely high like ratio* :P
@@oooright What he says is he's taking risks in today's comedy business.
@@onpsxmember nah it's just ripping off Patrice O'neals humour from the '90s lol
@@oooright At least not bits directly from him. I've seen Patrice on TCwCQ, his specials, the few episodes of his show and the black phillip stuff. Others blatently steal his angry pirate and all sorts of other bits. Of course he's no patrice...neither from his risk taking, his level of funny or his attitude.
These aren't risky jokes at all, tons of other comedians say actually risky stuff but without any thought.
He just prefaced his jokes with "today's society is sensitive" because that's what this whole set was about, it helped create a story behind his jokes.
"If you're undateable, your parents can arrange something for you."
I feel personally attacked
Replace = undateable with Indian, I see :P
ok
Mark Normand has such a casual delivery to his lines it almost seems like he's just making them up on the fly. And that, is true stand up comedy. I like this guy.
Very true. Feels like he is riffing with his polished material
He has a Norm Macdonald style of delivery
He still says "I'm Kevin Hart" at the end of his bit lol
Black ppl...I can’t wear a purple suit.
I’m dead
Can someone explain this?
@@soymuylocaperrra yeah, can someone explain this?
@Akshay Kumar Lol, ain't that the truth. 😂
Akshay Kumar you can if you’re rich or are a legacy, those are way more likely to get in
@@soymuylocaperrra black people can pull off the style of colored clothing i.e. they look good wearing them
Did we just witness the birth of one of the smoothest comedian's ever?
Birth? He has been around for a while.
He looks more closer to death
Mark has been around for 10+ years
13 years. He’s been in the circle for a while
He’s also been on Conan like 6 times
I was waiting for "thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart".....
Me too.
I was so happy when he delivered
@4:35
He did do it at the end, as always. So brave of him.
Im new to basically every stand up comedian. So, any back story behind his im kevin hart?
I love that
Height supremacist, that's genius haha.
@@susanneyuk-pingpong8705 Yeah, everyone got that.
Owen Benjamin's joke. Could be coincidence though.
Stolen from Owen Benjamin. It’s sad, Owen went insane, got ostracized from the entertainment industry and now everyone just steals his jokes. Chappelle stole one and put it in his special.
And they don't know what they are loosing. But it's also a great filter for narrow-minded women.
I know what he means. I'm 6'1"" and get to the gym at least three times a week. Women can be so pushy.
"I'm not racist, I'm a creep" lol that was good.
Or just Racist, but IDK. didn't bother watching past the first 30 seconds. I just enjoy randomly going through chat threads responding to useless comments with my own, just as useless ramblings at 6am. Glad we both got a laugh though, ttyl.
brian williams nice
that “trigga word” joke was funny af 😂😂
tone I honestly don’t get that one. Can someone explain?
alightened The N-word. You can’t say it with an -er ending, only with an -a ending. Trigger. Trigga. 🤣
@@matthewg4439 So… White people can say trigga? Doubt it. 😂
@@leaveitorsinkit242 Anyone can say whatever they want, and people can CRY about it later.
I identify with the "I can't grow taller" point that he made. lol.
I am the opposite, I don't seem to be slowing down, sometimes I feel I've gotten too tall to walk straight
@@vb8428 I hate it when idiots like you don't appreciate their height
Santiago Gorostiaga I would think that being above 6,4 would be just as bad as below 5,7
Too tall people are like billionaires that are like damn I have too much money, I can't figure out what to do with it, I have problems too!
@@tiarabite Nope. Very tall women are rare. Also women mostly only want someone about half a foot taller than them (look around next time you're out, it's pretty weirdly consistent)
Hey buddy that’s a trigger word...
Whoa... I think it’s pronounced “Trigga”
Lmao
papillon I’m ashamed to admit it took me two whole seconds for that to click in my brain and then I lost it 😂
I dont get it
@@luizantonio0808 ... Go through the entire alphabet, and substitute the letters ‘Tr’ in ‘Trigger’ and ‘Trigga" until you land on an offense racist word. It’s a word frequently found in rap lyrics.
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This dude deserves his own Netflix special!
Yes, but how will I rate it? 🤔
Witty and clever. Good delivery. Likable too.
Yeah, this is the first time I've heard this guy and I've laughed at every joke so far
There is comment like yours on pretty much every comedians video. But then again any hobo can get a netflix special or movie made these days. Not that im complaining about free content.
@@justinanderson267 I run into his clips every year on TH-cam
I loved the part about height-shaming.
- It’s hard for me to lose weight!”
- Well it’s harder for me to gain height”
It’s also so true. Kind of a bummer that we guys aren’t allowed to discriminate based on weight but for the ladies it’s all good when they discriminate based on height.
Mart kenyon we’re totally allowed to discriminate on weight. Don’t let any lardass tell you different.
ummm yes we are
@@commandingsteel Not publicly, unless you got the patience to be lectured and talked down on by some neo-feminists.
That's why you don't engage in conversation with them lol.
both height and weight discrimination are shitty
This is absolutely true. This happened to me on a dating app. A girl told me she wasn't interested because of my height. Another one questioned my claim that I was 5'7" before meeting me. Do you think if I were lying about my height that I would only pretend to be 5'7"?
Say, "I'm 6 foot in good shoes."
If she says, "But you're 5'7," say, "They're really good shoes."
Been there. On tinder had multiple women unmatched me after we started messaging because of my height 5'7... but they claimed no good men were available...
@@cashrules520 You avoided those land mines, thankfully.
The guy has such a smooth style, nice delivery
Damn. That is probably the best 5 minute set ive seen in past 5 years. Excellent work, thanks for the laughs pal
He looks like he’s not funny, but then he starts telling jokes and I start laughing.
Suprise is the element that keeps Comedy alive
He looks hilarious
Mark is simply one of the best comedians working today. Highly underrated and absolutely hilarious
no
Don't think he is underrated, but he is great for sure! =)
Maybe he needs a different agent, he should've had a show already! And a special too! His waaay more savage than most people with specials plus he got waaaayy more substance. Im boggled by the fact he aint got some sort of higher exposure for the masses.
Who’s mark? Thought this was Kevin hart
I like his “minimum effort” style, it’s pretty fresh.
"wooow That's body shaming it's hard for me to loose weight"
"well it's harder for me to gain height"
Does anyone know the difference between LOSE and LOOSE anymore? ANYONE?!? 😖😖😖
@@djyoutubo at least you didn't Loooose the point.
As a 5'6 person I appreciate this.
This guy is so underrated. He’s been killing it for years and not nearly enough people know who he is.
Rogan has helped since this post lol
The thing about height is so true tho. Doesn't affect me, im 6ft3, but the question always comes up as if you're being graded. Some will even specify what your minimum height must be to date them. Kind of ridiculous. Thats just the kind you steer clear of
I remember seeing a post somewhere or maybe it was a quote, long story short because it was a long post/quote. "Don't try to find the right woman, first be the right man and the right woman will find you."
I'm 6'1" and I've long had a preference for women at least 5'5". It is *hilarious* how many short women friends have given me crap about that, even when they have some "minimum height" requirement for guys.
not ridiculous, just preference.
@@txmilxssi7803 And what would you say if a guy told you he only dates slim women with D cups? Honest question.
E Brown Well that isnt uncommon to like. Tall women have long legs. Models on the catwalk tend to have long legs. Features like that have always been considered desireable. More so than having stubby short legs and wearing kiddy size clothes
"I'm not a racist I'm AROUSED." That's good.
"Hey, hey, comedy, uh?"
He's brave
Pretty much sums up his whole performance style.
That got me. Very Norm MacDonald of him.
@@iamhereblossom1588 You are reading my mind! I was even thinking this joke would work better if he stuck to it, paused for a couple of seconds daring the audience to laugh at him, like Norm. Be more brave, if you wish. :)
Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave?
This guy is low key funny. Didn’t expect him to have me laughing like that
I know right? Usually only Bill Burr can make me laugh but this guy, just the way he says things
EDO0003
Not everything is low key...
It's because he throws out all these jokes so casually, with a tone of "hey relax, it's just a joke"
@@MrShanester117 Cringily literally true. You're welcome 😉
High key
The indian joke was below the belt man 😂😂😂😂
Someone's hurt lol. You can't deny that it's true though. It's not a bad thing anyway
I am Indian and I thought the Indian joke was hilarious cause it's very true atleast in context of Western countries and how Western women view Indian men in the sexual market place.
@@MrSidney9 he obviously isn't hurt...peep the laughing emojis
@@MrSidney9 Yes there's nothing wrong but he's obviously bitter about it hence why he brought it up.
I think it’s pronounced Triggaaaa
Trigaa please.
what's the time stamp?
@@cosmosity1693 3:09
omg i just got that
mavishill if u didn’t get it I can’t help you buddy
These “women are height hitlers” jokes has been a reoccurring type of joke for comedians and i love the awareness raising for hypocrisy by women who say men have to be a certain height which they can’t help but men saying women should weigh less than a gorilla are mysogynyst.
Relax dude.
@@davidc5820 he has a point; why you asking to relax ? Why don't you say relax to feminists and woke people
This was dope! I had to pause after that trigger/trigga joke because I was laughing too hard and didn't want to miss the jokes after. I like that he is not afraid to be "controversial".
Started off meeeh, ended up having me dying for the rest of the thing. Love how Conan’s always giving exposure to these relatively unknown comics. This guy was hilarious.
Love child of Norm MacDonald and John Krasinski
Too accurate 😂
That's what I was thinking, and he manages to do it without using any cursing. I think that takes wit and talent in itself.
Mark is wayyyy funnier then krasinski
Mike Smith mark is actually funny u mean.
Eli Manning appears to be in there as well
he needs his Netflix special. he always cracks me up lol his delivery is gold
Every time I see “mark normand” my brain thinks it says “norm McDonald”
I love how he starts every bit with, "Sorry, I'm a little hungover."
Anybody caught the ending though he said thank you im kevin hart 😂
He does that everywhere!😂
Lmaooo that's awesome
I'm 6'1" and I had a gal tell me she wasn't interested because I'm too short.
She was 5'5". All you can do is just laugh and move on
Was this online or in person? I'm scared of ever having to do online dating. I'm 6'2 but apparently that's still too short for like 1/4 of straight women on Tinder and Bumble.
Serious Norm MacDonald vibes. I liked this guy on Louie’s “Horace and Pete”, good to see him get some air time
Oh yeah I was trying to place where I had seen him before!
I get more Roger Dangerfield vibes
I like how he wrapped up the set with the "Brave" punchline from earlier in the last joke, sort of making it go full circle like that. I like when comedians do that, shows some writing skill.
Yeah, Louis CK does that a lot
Your parents will arrange something oh man lol
At this point, I wouldn’t mind it lol
Bill Burr retweeted one his tweets and I looked at his page the guys entire timeline is tweet after tweet of funny material and he is just as funny here. Netflix give the man a special.
“I’m growing as a person” good one...”I’m not a racist I’m a creep” 😂
Woah... did this guy predict James Charles in the first 50 seconds of this video
As a short guy, I don't judge when women think short men are a deal breaker; no one chooses what they're attracted to. However, I've seen this several times on dating profiles, "what do you call a guy under 5'8"? A friend."
Ouch.
No need to be a jerk about it.
I totally understand someone having preferences but I'm sorry I would judge a person if someone's height is an absolute "deal breaker" for them.
I read "Norm Macdonald" for some reason, damn dyslexia
Same
Weird, I did too...
I'm hjgh tho...
Mark was great as a judge on roasting shows in NY. Just great one liners about the contestants!!! Nice to see his stand up! Pretty good!
I somehow misread the name 'Mark Normand' as 'Norm Macdonald' and was like 'wth'.
dude his Adam's apple is like an alien trying to break out
Did he say “thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart” at the end?
Ya lol, I've seen him do that at least a few times at the end of a set, I feel like it's his thing haha
Anybody else distracted by his Adams Apple?
I am now....lmao
I bet he can cut glass with it
I find it really hot 🤭
I went through the comments just to see if I was the only one lol
No, but the consistent eye bouncing was distracting.
The 451 dislikes are from height supremacists.
That was hilarious 😂 his style of humor is evverything🙌🏾🔥
Go see it heavily imitated at your local open mics!
Tuesdays with stories podcast
It's everything?
The Bean Crawler yes everything. I’m glad you can read lol
LoL who is this guy? Love his timing and delivery! Just very casual and on the spot XD
He’s Kevin Hart lol..
"thanks a lot, i'm Kevin Hart" LMAO
I don't know what takes more talent, perfectly delivering hilarious comedy, or his ability to make it relatable in this social atmosphere. But I'm a fan!
Gotta love the real Kevin Hart, his jokes are always so edgy and hilarious.
Don't believe that other Kevin Hart, the short black guy with the movies and Netflix specials, what a fake.
true. the black kevin hart isn't funny at all. He just loud and obnoxious and makes clown faces and hopes you'll laugh.
Hes great when Conan's around👍
Have you not see his falling down bit?
@@kkp4297 False
He looks just like John Krasinski from certain angles
I was thinking the same...he looks like John Krasinski combined with Fred Savage
@@davidvice9291 That actually looks true 😅
Nate Bargatze got a Netflix Special. Now it's Mark's turn.
"I'm not a racist i'm a-roused" lmaooo love this guy
Wow, what a set. Get this guy a netflix special!
Marks bits are so refined. How is dude not filling theatre's every where?
4:35 Did he say "Thanks a lot! I'm Kevin Hart!"?!? lol
Thats what I was thinking too haha
Applause 👏🏽 was so loud almost missed the trademark ‘I’m Kevin Hart’. Nearly the funniest joke of every set. 😂
I haven’t seen a new comedian that brave literally and funny on a late night show in 10 years
" I'm not a racist .. I am a Creep !"
🤣🤣🤣
4:35 - "Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart!"
sneaking in jokes till the very last second haha
Damn, he pulled that off on Conan with no fear. Awesome
If these people only knew how clean this material is for Ol Dirty Normand. Look him up you'll thank me later.
"I can't wear a purple suit" 😂😂😂
"Im not racist Im a creep" LMFAOOO🤣🤣😂
"thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart" 😂😂😂
pretty smart material, decent and its coming along nicely with age
i approve.
"Thanks a lot, I'm Kevin Hart!" *killed me*
Guy is hilarious but I couldn't stop staring at his Adam's Apple
“Thanks a lot, I’m Kevin Hart!” At the end i died😂
I couldn't stop laughing, this is some of the best stand up I've seen in a while.
He is like Seinfeld after midnight
Truly a breath of fresh comedy air. Conan, you're doing Gods work🙏
Mark Normand is criminally underrated
I've been watching Normand's videos for a long time and the guy is amazing, but his adam's apple gets me every time.
i can’t stop looking at it
MarVal 911 gets me too... aroused..
Did he say "thanks a lot I'm Kevin Hart." at the end? lmao
"It's harder for me to gain height." LOL
yooooo "I think its pronounced 'trigga'" killed me
Intense Adam's apple
He should have that looked at by a doctor.
Looks like he swallowed a Rubix cube
Radiates BDE
Is it possible for me to "like" a video more than once... Coz that's what I wanna do right now 😂😂😂👍🏽 very nice stuff.
This is so true...height bodyshaming is completely acceptable.
He tells jokes that are pretty dangerous but, he also comoensates with silly gestores and reactions, that really helps on his delivery, It shows people How he is not dealing with the subject seriously. He is like creating a characters for him (who tells jokes? His chacacter, not really him).
One of the tightest short sets of all time. On cable, no less. Wildly talented guy.
“I’m not a racist, I’m aroused” underrated wordplay here