The true father of God? Its name was "AGRICULTURE"! After Anatolian hunter-gatheres had sown first fields of wheat some 10.000 years ago - Afterlife became their earliest trading currency. Simple... "You guys just work these fields as hard as you can, and when you die - God will send you to Heaven!!!"
When religion is questioned, I have found: Rabbis resort to humor. Imams resort to anger. Christians just preach more at you.
I met Jewish Santa once.
He came down the chimney, woke me up and asked me if I wanted to buy a present.!
Often times it’s not the punch line of a joke that’s funny, but rather the telling of it.
That was great!!😂
I honestly thought she was going to say "you never listen"!
Santa Claus has to work on his delivery as Rabbi Mizrachi was not laughing.
In all honesty, is that the best you can do?
Good one
That was pretty good
Anti-climax with the punch-line.
Men don't know what women want because, most of the time, women decide moment by moment. Or don't know?
It does not matter one bit what women want, since they CHANGE THEIR MINDS TEn TIMEs A DAY. iNCLUDING MY OWN LATE MOTHER.
😂 very funny very very funny
well, ok but it really wasn't that funny. Maybe when you hear it live by the perpetrators themselves, it is.
Maby I am rong only because have good hard
IF U TERN THE SEE OR ....... WOMEN SOM EVIL IF U TRY HILP WIL DRAN U RIGHT THER IF U TRY TO RELEASE HER NELS U DID
The true father of God? Its name was "AGRICULTURE"!
After Anatolian hunter-gatheres had sown first fields of wheat some 10.000 years ago - Afterlife became their earliest trading
currency. Simple... "You guys just work these fields as hard as you can, and when you die - God will send you to Heaven!!!"