IMPOSSIBLE 2 Legged Chair Build- How Does It Work?

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  • I build another IMPOSSIBLE Project, this time its a chair with ONLY 2 LEGS. Question is, how do I do it???? I promise its not photoshopped!!
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  • @strykervalkyrion
    @strykervalkyrion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    In a couple years, we'll get a house tour and it will just be a random assortment of wacky and mismatched one-off furniture builds from all the random things that's given John inspiration

  • @patricksnowden5576
    @patricksnowden5576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The simpler solution (since screwing the chair to a floor makes it immobile and trashes your floor) is to use a square metal plate as a base (no need to look like a shadow) and conceal the base plate with a small area rug. Two holes in the throw rug with pins protruding to fit into the two chair legs. Now you have a perfect illusion and it can be moved. You're welcome.

  • @yrreiht4913
    @yrreiht4913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Craftmen appreciating other craftmen is the most wholesome thing.

  • @elliotsandquist2712
    @elliotsandquist2712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Related fun fact: Michael Jackson used bolts in his shoes that attached to the floor for the Smooth Criminal lean

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig ปีที่แล้ว

      Another related fun fact: this also caused him to break an ankle.

  • @ceorecdeclec9774
    @ceorecdeclec9774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    There’s a different colored wall in between the front legs on the thumbnail

    • @ethan944
      @ethan944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bruh

    • @goosegames82
      @goosegames82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn’t even notice

    • @arihytti5134
      @arihytti5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And in between the seat and the backrest

    • @kashmorgan956
      @kashmorgan956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was just about to comment that

    • @StevesCrafts
      @StevesCrafts 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would you point that out? Now my brain has a not responding

  • @johnintoppa838
    @johnintoppa838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    That Bobby Duke shoutout really caught me off guard 😂 absolutely love both this and Bobby's channel! Always great to see Maker's work together

  • @CraftsmanontheLake
    @CraftsmanontheLake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Will you next make a car that magically runs without a motor if someone pushes it? This was a very strange build. If you bolt a chair to the floor it won't move. LIke magic.

    • @jrdsm
      @jrdsm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He needs jesus to build a car like that

    • @CHMichael
      @CHMichael 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nikola already did this.

    • @ThatGuyYouArent2
      @ThatGuyYouArent2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My citroen C2 already does that, using an engine instead of a motor. Just bump start it and it'll go however long its fuel capacity will allow it to!

  • @michaelpeavey3264
    @michaelpeavey3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You're kinder to your failures than I am to mine. I leave no evidence. They go into the fire of shame every Saturday night at the fire pit with beer and tears😢. Good work brother. Love the videos.

  • @thanhvinhle2893
    @thanhvinhle2893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This reminds me of MJ's tilt, whose shoe was attached to the stage

    • @thatchanguy
      @thatchanguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came here to say this!

    • @qhef7862
      @qhef7862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😮 Mann u know how many times I fell trying that 😭😭

    • @CaneSugarCane
      @CaneSugarCane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Finally someone know the secret!

    • @SickWheyfu
      @SickWheyfu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah fam, at least that required thought and skill to pull off, unlike just bolting a chair on the floor

  • @naterapp7881
    @naterapp7881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Looks great! Glad you covered up the metal legs with maple that you then stained to look like.... metal. Haha. Love your channel!

    • @karl_alan
      @karl_alan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was looking to find this comment...figured someone had to have made it.

  • @dillanmistry
    @dillanmistry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A TH-cam that cares for us

  • @justusbondurant5797
    @justusbondurant5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    He covered the metal chair in wood, then stained the wood and made it look metal 😄

  • @ansiviewer
    @ansiviewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The sharing of the failure is as valuable as any success!

    • @dannys69
      @dannys69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      not when its half the video stupid

    • @sortathesame8701
      @sortathesame8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dannys69 What's stupid is insulting someone who is just making a comment on a YT video. No one has to feel the same way as you about how much of the failure was shown. Please go ask your mom to teach you some manners!

  • @markandmourik9992
    @markandmourik9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your personality makes the videos seem so personal! I love it!!!!

  • @sortathesame8701
    @sortathesame8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly, this is the content I come to YT to find! I'm laughing and learning, what more could anyone ask for!

  • @nordnils3481
    @nordnils3481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I actually came on your channel because of the Video with the floating table

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thanks Nils !

    • @dfbess
      @dfbess 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fist saw your channel when you built the giant box cutter for Jimmy's blade.. then you giant screwdriver.

    • @ljoffe
      @ljoffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol That isn't John! That is Jackman Works.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is Paul. I am John: hello Dustin

  • @jaxxonbalboa3243
    @jaxxonbalboa3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'M NOT FEELING THIS SCREWING THE CHAIR INTO THE FLOOR THING. ONCE YOU DO THAT ITS NO LONGER A CHAIR BOUT AN ORNAMENT INSTEAD!

    • @ARVash
      @ARVash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree that it's no longer a chair, but I guess it's like a "bench"

    • @artemia79
      @artemia79 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bout?

    • @chimera91977
      @chimera91977 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is no longer "furniture" it is now a "fixture". As it has been "affixed" to a permanent spot. Just as a kitchen island counter is not furniture, it is a fixture of the home.

  • @jaredaltenhofel
    @jaredaltenhofel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Another project well done. Now I wanna see an entire epoxy chair and table set.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i dumped it on the floor this week, so it'll have to wait another week haha

    • @gabesmith6475
      @gabesmith6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Malecki sneak peek?

    • @jonathanfrakes1284
      @jonathanfrakes1284 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John_Malecki Stupid clickbait video. You won't reach 500k subs this way.

  • @jorgearturo2750
    @jorgearturo2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Gosh, that workshop is the dream

  • @wm005
    @wm005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Everyone makes mistakes but at least you man enough to share them. Great channel...

  • @dekim631
    @dekim631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The relatability of your channel makes it, the super descent mediocre woodworking is cool too

  • @connerrandall4160
    @connerrandall4160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I can already tell he’s gonna have 1 mill subs by the end of the year

    • @justinsmith1798
      @justinsmith1798 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely, he is gonna be up there with the big dogs soon. He deserves it.

  • @totopobre9297
    @totopobre9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    A very simple magic trick with tools and materials!

  • @purplecricketthunder3956
    @purplecricketthunder3956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Covers black metal with black stained wood lol love it!!

  • @bryonw.1446
    @bryonw.1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Another good one! Nice to see you pushing the parameters and showing the failures. It’s almost like I’m watching myself 🤔. Well as far as the failure part of designing. Great way to lean through.

  • @sovereignviper90
    @sovereignviper90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Definitely need to see a colab between you and Nick Offerman, like ASAP! 🤣

  • @troybramer1008
    @troybramer1008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Noticed you switched out the Bosch glide miter saw for the makita. Any particular reason ? I’m torn between the two right now On which to put in my shop.

  • @Road_to_Tolaria
    @Road_to_Tolaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I appreciate the turns and tangents so carefully crafted whilst chairs are getting built in the background

  • @nancygoodman8273
    @nancygoodman8273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You are so hilarious and more human than most. I, too, talk to myself and call myself a dumass and worse. That f word is the most used in my day to day life. Never ever change yourself please. Love ya just the way you are 😏😉👍

  • @territ1231
    @territ1231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    SAM, He cant afford you some lighting in the scary basement!!!! LOL!

  • @TimothySnowman
    @TimothySnowman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glad to see another yinzer makin' stuff... ...n'at.

  • @air8536
    @air8536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's really cool to know that there is a content creator with 300k subs living about 25 miles from you

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hopefully its more than that soon!

  • @marquisethomas5611
    @marquisethomas5611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Pretty soon people are gonna walk into your house & be to scared to touch anything

  • @FilnetMgnigon
    @FilnetMgnigon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Since when is screwing a chair to the floor interesting

    • @davidkohler7454
      @davidkohler7454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew at first glance it was going to be screwed to the floor. So the rest was just a waste of time and material for me. I M O

    • @nglyo
      @nglyo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@davidkohler7454 I knew at 0:27 that it was screwed to the floor when the chair wobbled. Skimmed the rest of the video :x

    • @MarkoGh
      @MarkoGh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nglyo I knew it when I saw the thumbnail cuz it's impossible otherwise, even if the legs were made of the heaviest element on earth, and the rest of plywood it wouldn't stand

    • @aaronmarkstaller
      @aaronmarkstaller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      since when is anything you've ever done interesting?

    • @commandoconstruction2720
      @commandoconstruction2720 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since today. Go lay down.

  • @vicm2925
    @vicm2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love that you show all your mistakes makes me feel a little better about my self when i fuck up alot lol

  • @Lolo_Schmidt
    @Lolo_Schmidt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m obsessed with this chair. Love the mix of wood and metal. 😍😍
    I discovered last year my love of woodworking and I’m so tempted to try some of these projects.

  • @katgamingyt7000
    @katgamingyt7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I got a notification of this video but it's not on your channel but glad I finally found it

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i am glad you're here !

    • @katgamingyt7000
      @katgamingyt7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John_Malecki it's nice to see that you are Active in the comments, this was a great video cant wait to see the next one

  • @tcoker6616
    @tcoker6616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    20 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

  • @Brawlkings93
    @Brawlkings93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It'd take a pretty gnarly amount of weight, but you could totally make a freestanding 2 legged chair.

  • @nevastarn6394
    @nevastarn6394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I've always wondered how these work! lol can't wait to find out

  • @andrepalombo9853
    @andrepalombo9853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love hearing a good “Yinz” on youtube

  • @deathbyrebirth8894
    @deathbyrebirth8894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Otherwise known as "The Michael Jackson Trick"

  • @RomanPeacock21
    @RomanPeacock21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    He said YINZ! Instant sub

  • @ManCrafting
    @ManCrafting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    John. I really enjoyed this. Especially the reveal at the end. Glad to see you using your plasma cutter. It’s been one of my favorite tools in the shop. Glad to see you and the team are staying healthy. See you soon.

  • @farikkun1841
    @farikkun1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    its actually can be done without bolting the chair leg.
    but the leg must be made of very very high density material tho.
    so dense like 1000kg/cm3

    • @rufanov
      @rufanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Legs of chair must just have pretty big contact area with floor and be just little bit weightier than top part of chair to stay stable on floor - chair from Zach King video have all this. Difference in weight can be easy archived just by making whole chair empty inside and filling it's legs with something like concrete. Basically it's same idea as how foundation of buildings work. if chair can stay stable on floor by itself on two, you can just balance on forward part while sitting. I think, this is how really chair on video was made, not with some "video editing magic"

    • @TimpBizkit
      @TimpBizkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So basically weight the bottom of the legs with a piece of white dwarf star such that a golf ball sized piece in each leg counteracts several times your bodyweight when you sit on the chair.

  • @flyingsquirrel8258
    @flyingsquirrel8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You could do a similar thing by setting the chair up like Michael Jackson's shoes when when did his 'impossible lean'

  • @ryru2093
    @ryru2093 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know this is an OLD video, but filling the front legs with some tungsten shot and adding rockers on the front would be mind-blowing.

  • @mrcupcakeloverable
    @mrcupcakeloverable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You're amazing man ,carpenter my whole life and still manage to learn something new on every video you post,,thanks for the constant inspiration!

  • @dereksmiff9153
    @dereksmiff9153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the fact that you dont have at least a million subs is genuinely upsetting because the quality of your content is 11/10. thank you for being awesome and building awesome things

  • @JackFate76
    @JackFate76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Ah, sweet, I found the hole."
    That’s what he said.

  • @damionmcdonald2627
    @damionmcdonald2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The tables are the bomb

  • @shanejohnson800
    @shanejohnson800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You have all the fun toys!! Your awesome

  • @brianknowles7130
    @brianknowles7130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love your vids & humour and honesty on your design ' changes ' ..lol reckon between you and Jimmy D you could put man back on the moon sooner. I'm a convert from the UK. Just subscribed, please keep 'em coming [ but please, don't stain Maple, makes me cry, so hard to come by here in the UK ] Thks

  • @6sicSIX
    @6sicSIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well I knew how it worked from the start lol. If you're going to do that, why not just make a base plate under the floor. Then it can be used as a real chair by everyone....

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We tried, it was still too weak in the bolt threads. i'll revisit it soon

    • @mcearl8073
      @mcearl8073 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Malecki Couldnt you just weld the steel baseplate to it? I’ve seen chairs that had similar designs, they weren’t made to look like a shadow, it was just more steel bars but there were no back legs to it.
      I was a bit disappointed to find out the other guy just edited the base out, at that point might as well just use a regular chair and edit out the legs

    • @6sicSIX
      @6sicSIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mcearl8073 but that would look rubbish lol, baseplate under the floorboards (extending out in front of the chair ftw)
      :)

    • @6sicSIX
      @6sicSIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John_Malecki Awesome, I look forward to it :) I know nothing about woodwork but I really enjoy watching you work

    • @Yokeus
      @Yokeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@John_Malecki How about, no.

  • @rachaelb9164
    @rachaelb9164 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude I want your shop! So much space and so many tools.

  • @matthewenquist
    @matthewenquist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate that your projects are just getting more absurd the longer the apocalypse goes on.

  • @edgarmartinez-rk2ry
    @edgarmartinez-rk2ry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    you dont even trust on the chair, you're sitting in the edge 😏

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think i say that verbatim haha

  • @Spidouz
    @Spidouz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:00 “I don’t understand, I already cut it three times and it’s still too short...” :) :)

  • @zaywas
    @zaywas 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are a good man.

  • @caseyhoffman2937
    @caseyhoffman2937 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the first of your videos I watched... this is the prime example of someone with money but no idea what they are doing. I watched you use a jointer, an electric planer, and hand planer to do the same thing. You are just a dude with tools. COOL

  • @Gruuvin1
    @Gruuvin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The suspended table was pretty cool. This is a cheap trick.

  • @outre111
    @outre111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why is everyone so mad he made a impossible chair and he showed 2 other designs that work pretty well plus, it’s called a impossible chair for a reason.

  • @donniemcmurray8347
    @donniemcmurray8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should make a kitchen table!!

  • @benjaminspannagel4327
    @benjaminspannagel4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The floating table brought my attention to your channel. You burying the failed "chair" earned my sub.

  • @kurtmann654
    @kurtmann654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this ass-clownery. I hope you didnt really throw that first attempt away you can still make a viable chair out of it.

  • @markandmourik9992
    @markandmourik9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought I was drunk

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you sure i wasnt drunk ?

    • @markandmourik9992
      @markandmourik9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Malecki next video, drunk chair build?

  • @spencerdiamond7957
    @spencerdiamond7957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best video yet. Love the carefree yet professional attitude of the channel and the gentlemen who keep it going.

  • @IsaacKuo
    @IsaacKuo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love all the frustrated "fails" along the way!
    If I were doing the trick, I'd go with a fake tilted room, inspired by the "fail" chair. Maybe 20 degrees of tilt, and the weight of my butt just goes straight down onto the legs. Only problem ... I live in Louisiana, which is flat as a pancake. Hard to find a convenient slanted place to use.
    With the tilted room trick, there's no need for beefy chair legs. It could be an off-the-shelf chair with spindly legs, with the rear legs sawed off.

  • @Deimus.
    @Deimus. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    This was awful, thank goodness I skipped to the end real fast. Unless you're interested in the workshop process beware, it ends in them drilling an ugly chair to the floor and it's incredibly flimsy and unsatisfying.

    • @BACKW00DZMAN
      @BACKW00DZMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Was looking for a comment like this to make sure i didn't have to post it. Thank you for saving me time

    • @Chameleon_Ramps
      @Chameleon_Ramps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank you , you just saved me 15 min of my life well 14 bc it took me 1 min the write this lol

    • @brandonlarge649
      @brandonlarge649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You the real mvp

    • @reckless5838
      @reckless5838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats kinda the point, the guys personality and the workshoppi g is probably why most people r here

  • @nbehrman0
    @nbehrman0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Yins." Gotta be Pittsburgh :)

  • @jeremyfoxkristinewier5437
    @jeremyfoxkristinewier5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey hey! My husband and I stumbled upon one of your videos this evening, and you have definitely caught our attention! My husband says your a "wood Yoda" lol!! Your work is incredible, you have impeccable patience, (especially when things don't go quite as planned), and a great sense of humor to bat! Look forward to seeing future projects as well as maybe learning a thing or two from ya! We love woodworking, working with our hands and finding new challenges. So thanks for being an inspiration and for doing what you do... You rock. Take care and have fun playing with your wood!

    • @d4ch33kcl4pp3r
      @d4ch33kcl4pp3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a woodworker, i find the last statement of your comment very kinky, i do apologize too!

  • @williamdowling7718
    @williamdowling7718 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao. I laughed so hard at the burial scene for the first chair... And the comically small filled-in-hole at the end of the scene was the cherry on top.

  • @6sicSIX
    @6sicSIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:24 Common sense took over :)

    • @DaveSmith-cp5kj
      @DaveSmith-cp5kj 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When the saw retracts it is like "damn, I'll get those fingers next time"

  • @Patek007
    @Patek007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I’m trying to build a tensegrity table

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How is it going ?

    • @Lajios93
      @Lajios93 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out Robby Cuthbert Design here on TH-cam.

    • @6sicSIX
      @6sicSIX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my next project
      I want to make a stool to sit on, and I want the tension to be held by an elastic thread (so the stool is bouncy) :)
      (Yes I know the tension will need to be adjusted for each person, this will be *my* stool)
      Love your videos, keep it up!

    • @Pheatan
      @Pheatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@6sicSIX forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't half of the portmanteau of tensegrity tension?
      TL;DR: flexibility is bad for tensegrity.
      Essentially what I mean is that if you look at John's table. Or a a lot of other tensegrity builds it works so that you have a central point that pulls downwards but due to the cable it has to rotate its axis to do so. Then it also has outer cables that get pulled upwards when the upper piece tries to rotate its axis.
      If you tried to make something like this with any noticeable amount of flexibility you lose tension in one direction i.e if the central point can flex downwards then the outer points lose their tension allowing the piece to rotate and fall. But if you allow the outer cables to flex then you again have the same problem as adding any reasonable amount of weight would extend the outer cables, once again allowing the piece to fall.
      I just want to say its currently 12:40 am and I'm not the most advanced tensegrity builder, having only made a few sculptures so I may be entirely wrong, or oblivious to an obvious fix.

  • @downtownredneck5079
    @downtownredneck5079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love woodcraft, different cities but still awesome

  • @justinvzu01
    @justinvzu01 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has such chaotic energy.

  • @jamesburkhardt5143
    @jamesburkhardt5143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In the future, when archaeologists dig up that failed chair, they will rethink their history books that what happened must have been done by a Neanderthal

  • @harrisongance1996
    @harrisongance1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm trying to build a woodworking bench

  • @norco_288
    @norco_288 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite work boots right there, timberland pro, grid work, moc soft toe, got half the shop wearing and loving those boots! 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @Can_non69
    @Can_non69 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love seeing tooled up and experienced ppl fk up. I don't get so hard on myself afterwards

  • @pinewaves72
    @pinewaves72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:20 What, popcorn in the Pittsburgh Woodcraft ! Hey, Charlotte Woodcraft. -You need to get your sh*t together A-S-A-P.

  • @ZiaThe1st
    @ZiaThe1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Is it weird that this guy sort of sounds like Tony Stark and he does sorts of building?

  • @ganeshtn2098
    @ganeshtn2098 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing marvelous mindblowing

  • @samdelonas7079
    @samdelonas7079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love it. Please, give us some more of this stuff.

  • @Goaterd
    @Goaterd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    " Did I mention that I'm a GIANT MAN?"

  • @reversecourse
    @reversecourse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Should be titled: How To Waste Materials and Not Build A Chair

  • @MCsCreations
    @MCsCreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pretty fantastic work, John! Looks amazing! 😃
    Stay safe there! 🖖😊

  • @richiegarner8113
    @richiegarner8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Realy good build. I think you should build a table with two legs or less. with epoxy to.
    I'm a realy big fan. please show more projects.

  • @Aaron-ym4bf
    @Aaron-ym4bf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Clickbait. It’s bolted to the floor. Just so people don’t waste their time.

    • @StevesCrafts
      @StevesCrafts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But that's why I'm here. To waist my time

    • @96blackjacket
      @96blackjacket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Also the title literally says “how it works” so he’s gonna say at some point
      Also as stated he made the vid to make people think

    • @slothenthusiast5422
      @slothenthusiast5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cant be clickbait if it never promised anything and didnt deliver. Title said 2 legged chair is impossable, which is it without cheating aka bolting to the floor, which guess what? it is

    • @timotiusvincentxaveriuslim3347
      @timotiusvincentxaveriuslim3347 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont be a stupid hero dummy🤣

    • @MeesterSteefy
      @MeesterSteefy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you

  • @3rd_stall
    @3rd_stall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Magician's Guild will be contacting you, soon.
    And I see the lack of proper quantities of pork products has impaired your cognitive abilities.

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Send the pork.... thanks . Johns cholesterol

    • @HappilyHomicidalHooligan
      @HappilyHomicidalHooligan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      John's GP hates you, his future Cardiac Surgeon however, loves you since what he's going to eventually Bill John for will send his Grandkids to Medical School...

  • @davecherkas1505
    @davecherkas1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your music is pretty cool, 2 leg chair also cool, thanks ninja

  • @grebneroutdoors307
    @grebneroutdoors307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your videos are litterally the best

    • @John_Malecki
      @John_Malecki  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're the best Grebner!

  • @opsasmartwaytostart2798
    @opsasmartwaytostart2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I knew it is not possible but still I watched the full video. The way you present the video was very good and your voice was ??? I can teach how to built chair with out leg.

  • @williamhenderson8319
    @williamhenderson8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love ur videos and finished a fishing rod holder today

  • @mattyallwood
    @mattyallwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesomeness from the guy with all the gear and no idea. Love your work mate

  • @syedraheempashs797
    @syedraheempashs797 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Highly impossible but one thing i am interested machineries you are lucky you have a lot of machine God bless you and your entire family

  • @jasonpiper1177
    @jasonpiper1177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your channel is super funny bro.....love the wacky vids, but come on John, you know you can't screw a chair through the floor with just 40mm timber screws, hahahahaaa. Dude, you are the king brotherman....keep up the awesome clips.

  • @jeremyashford2145
    @jeremyashford2145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s a version of a really old busker trick. Glad I flicked through.

  • @visserboonstra
    @visserboonstra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to thank you for your super fun and educational videos. I especially love that you also show the wrong ones. I really enjoy it. Keep it up!! greetings from the Netherlands.

  • @markandmourik9992
    @markandmourik9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who else loves these illusion projects⁉️