@@externalscreaming4026 Coulda gone chef if i hadn't joined the navy. I am not one of those McDonald's workers. I could break pork ribs with my bare hands!
"What number of egg do you have ?" "A few dozen." *shocked face* "Every american man, woman and child will have omelette. America will never be hungry."
Reasons why Metal Gear rising is my favorite videogame. 1. This Scene 2. Senator Armstrong in this scene. 3. The memes from this scene. 4. The community... the most wholesome and funny community in gaming history. I'd love to make omelets with all of ya
(Intro Music) Frying here, I realized That you are just like me trying to saute the eggs But who's to judge, which egg's rotten. When the egg isn't broke I think we'll both agree. That dozen eggs makes omelettes. But in the end I have to cook this way! (Bridges Instrumental) I followed the list You made the recipe So maybe it's both the same The egg has turned So many have burned But nobody wants to eat Yet staring across this burning non-stick pan I feel omelette will be... Made from these instructions.
Armstrong had enough, had enough of politics and terrorists, had enough of war and conflict, for it was all but a distraction to his true passion.. cooking, with raiden at his side, they were able to reignite his passion, they truly created the mother of all omelettes from that day onward, Raiden and Armstrong went on end all wars and world hunger, all future disputes between nations were settled through cooking contests, head chef Armstrong lies as the undefeated champion, with his signature nano-omelette meal
Armstrong sent me some omelette. I must say I'm not much of a big fan of omelettes but this was definitely the mother of all omelettes. Thanks Armstrong :)
Standing here I realize you were just like me trying to make omlets But who are we to judge eggs from spatulas I think we’ll both agree That good omlets breeds happinesso
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Keşke döner yapsaydı omlet okadar zordeyil kolay
We did it Jack. We’ve made the mother of all omelets.
Thank you Armstrong, very cool
Personally I loved the Omeletes.
@@SoftBlanketDev Same bro, we should totally make some more omelets
@@senatorarmstrong8875 Yeah, maybe you aren't so bad after all.
But did you fret over every egg?
Never heard something that badass than "I'll make this omelette GREAT AGAIN!"
OMELETTE!!!!!!
2:18
We just need a little sauce...
We just need to Jumpstart the Omelettes Jack
Me trying to make an omlette 4th time with my non-existent cooking skills.
the mother of all omelettes is only achievable with the power of friendship
Maybe the real omelet was the friends we made along the way
As long as you dont fret over any eggs
plot twist:
the spines that have electrolytes is literally eggs
And a little sauce if you make a mistake
Hey watch it! Don't step on MY EGGS!!
Reasons why to vote senator armstrong:
-He ended world hunger
-Mother of all omelletes
-Has a source
-He played in a cushy league ball
-Nanomachines Son
Nah it's NanoEgg Son! It turns to omelets to respone of hot fist and blade.
America will never be hungry all thanks to him and Raiden making omelettes together,every man, woman and child will have omelettes
@@Exozealots blade?
You disgust me
You're supposed to fight egg with bare hands
NO KNIFE!
-He could've gone pro if he didn't join the navy
Used to cook omelettes in college. Could've gone pro too.
If I hadn’t joined the Navy
At some cushy Jamie Oliver cooking class!
@@LiterallyRyan_Gosling Try The Culinary Cooking Institute of America!
@@externalscreaming4026 Coulda gone chef if i hadn't joined the navy. I am not one of those McDonald's workers. I could break pork ribs with my bare hands!
@@throwfascistsintopits3062 Don’t fuck with this chef
2:00 him getting angry off screen is absolute gold holy shit
The black smoke that comes out with him ties it all together, absolute masterpiece of a meme.
well if it isn't saucy jack
Yep, I howled with laughter xD
@@SpookyTim16 well if it isnt sussy jack
@@eshaan_pvp9874 how about we remake this scene, I forgot most of the lines
"... your omelette was BATSHIT DELICIOUS" -Raiden
*They make another omelette together*
*Armstrong's shocked expression is instead a big grin*
“Am I finally getting through?”
@@marcosvazquez5912
“Yeah… Let’s make another one.”
'batshit' delicious is not a great expression to be using in these times
“Keep it humming along!”
“What?”
“Fuck.”
“Piece of shit!”
“Why?”
*Produces burnt omelette*
there’s saving it
with a little bit of sauce
Top notch conversation
@@supermaximglitchy1 wha..!?
"The world has turned, and so many have burned."
"But nobody is to blame. "
@@killchicken123 the pan has turned, and many eggs have burned. But no chicken is to blame.
To think that Armstrong coulda been a pro chef if he didn't join the navy
Could've definitely cook some nice omelets, even ramsay would concede
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@Just Some Guy without a Mustache how you are everywhere?
He could've truly made the mother of all omelettes
he is not one of those beltway pansies
"What number of egg do you have ?"
"A few dozen."
*shocked face*
"Every american man, woman and child will have omelette. America will never be hungry."
Hehe, alright
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Check your likes, you're welcome.
@@JonDoe42069 Nice
You did that?
Your work is astonishing, Mr. Blaul_Part
Hey thanks, that's really awesome of you to say!
Blob
@@BlaulPart not the same guy but yes this is funny as fuck
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This is AMAZING! Maybe I'll have to give this game a try.
Do It. I got it on a Steam sale for 8 dollars
Do it.
There is no egg scene tho. Sorry to disapoint u.
100% do it's like $12 max and is definitely worth the price
I played it for the first time about 2 weeks ago and it is among one of the best I have EVER played try it for yourself and you will definitely see
@@Soup-man i got a 5 dollar steam key for it XD
I like to imagine that senator armstrong is so clueless on how to cook that he actually would break an egg by sumo stepping on it.
Probably only dumb in certain areas of cooking, considering that he was able to make a burnt omelette GREAT AGAIN with just a little sauce.
Howtobasic dox
Raiden can't even break a single egg
"Maybe I was wrong about you"
"We did it"
"I was wrong"
This is so touching. Raiden and Armstrong are a great team.
"I was wrong...... you're not insane,....... you're skilled at making an omelette!"
0:46
Senator's face is just awesome with this context
Exactly
0:48
🤨▶️😯
💀💀💀
When you ask a woman how many eggs does she has:
this man really made the most underrated MGR shitpost on the entire internet
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Facts
Facts
This video is bat-shit perfect
No more
i bet this took a ungodly amount of time and yet iut deserves more views
It was the first time I tried something like this and it definitely took awhile, way longer than expected. Thank you for the kind words!
“A few dozen”
**
The way how he says we did it cracks me up every time.
Just like cracking some eggs
This is one of the best Revengeance meme videos I've ever seen. Exquisite!
.......EGGSquisite🥁🥁🥁😀😀
😀💥🔫
Let’s be real, Armstrong carried the whole baking process, but Jack was helpful too.
He beat the eggs. With his BARE HANDS. NO KNIFE.
They did it........ they made the mother of all omlettes, but did they fret over every egg?
After watching this I have to make an omelette.
I hope that the guidance provided here can help you
Go forth, make the omelette, make us all proud.
At least, I am not alone.
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Make sure to use lots of cheese and mushrooms omelets greatest assets
If you enjoyed this shitpost, please fight the subscribe button with bare hands! No knife!
Ofc without knife lol
Or else London
I love this shitpost.
I punched it 3 times😎
Wow congrats your video becomes viral
"We just need something to jumpstart the omelet" that killed me
Together with the power of friendship and omelets, Senator Armstrong and Raiden ended hunger (:
1:55 I’ve never heard anything more hilarious than “jumpstart the omelette”
Average "cooking" fan vs Average "JUMPSTARTING" enjoyer
Actually jumpstart the omelettes sounds good
Epic, this must be the real ending
It is, datamined the game's files for years to find it.
Yesss power of friendship
Armstrong saying "we did it" and then nodding with his head puts a smile on my face
Seeing them hug at the end genuinely makes me tear up oml
1:35 the mini explosions are heating the egg up
0:48 My favourite part is when Armstrong is shocked to find out Raiden has a few dozen eggs
Gotta have Supliments when ya don't got Spines to sap for Energy. Make some killer smoothies with a Blender.
Those were the best 2:48 minutes I ever spent in my life.
Armstrong’s zero hunger plan
Feeding everyone an omlette
0:42 Armstrong's history
Armstrong: Ok! Great! What number of egg do you have?
Raiden: A few dozen.
Raiden came even more prepared than Armstrong expected.
Reasons why Metal Gear rising is my favorite videogame.
1. This Scene
2. Senator Armstrong in this scene.
3. The memes from this scene.
4. The community... the most wholesome and funny community in gaming history. I'd love to make omelets with all of ya
*I'd love to make omelettes with all of ya...
This scene
1:28 STANDING HERE, I REALISE, YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME, TRYING TO MAKE AN OMELETTE!
Making the mother of all memes here jack, can't fret over every joke!
Brüda, pass me da banan.
@@gabrielagustinhomas 🍌
2:00 - When he said "Piece of shit!" i expected that there will be explosion lol
2:05 I can relate so much to that.
1:05 senator eggstrong
Damn, I start to like the relationship between Raiden and Senator. In memes Jack is like a son to Senator and it's actually so cool.
Armstrong coming back from smoke with the dead omelette was epic.
1:28 5 year Old me finding out how to use a hammer
"WE JUST NEED SOMETHING TO JUMPSTART THE OMELETTE!"
(Intro Music)
Frying here, I realized
That you are just like me trying to saute the eggs
But who's to judge, which egg's rotten.
When the egg isn't broke I think we'll both agree.
That dozen eggs makes omelettes.
But in the end I have to cook this way!
(Bridges Instrumental)
I followed the list
You made the recipe
So maybe it's both the same
The egg has turned
So many have burned
But nobody wants to eat
Yet staring across this burning non-stick pan
I feel omelette will be...
Made from these instructions.
Armstrong had enough, had enough of politics and terrorists, had enough of war and conflict, for it was all but a distraction to his true passion.. cooking, with raiden at his side, they were able to reignite his passion, they truly created the mother of all omelettes
from that day onward, Raiden and Armstrong went on end all wars and world hunger, all future disputes between nations were settled through cooking contests, head chef Armstrong lies as the undefeated champion, with his signature nano-omelette meal
dude this is gold. I'm so happy I got to see this!
Finally ! He made the mother of all omelettes, glad this mans dream became reality
I'm sorry but I just lost it at Armstrong's response to Raiden having a few dozen eggs. 10/10 shitpost.
“Went to culinary school y’know, could’ve gone pro if I hadn’t joined the navy.”
"I'll make this omelette GREAT AGAIN!"
When you unlock the secret good ending lmao
1:15 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know the funny part is that if everyone have their own Omlette it will solve world’s hunger.
So I’ll support Armstrong in this.
2 months later
Jack and Armstrong agreed to open a restaurant only with egg recipes they called it "Make Omelette Great Again", in short MOGA
And their special dish, "THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES"
Armstrong's dream is now realized, he made the mother of all omeletes
They truly did make the mother of all omelettes
The way he was yelling from the inside of the command pod likes its a kitchen was so perfect, even the smoke
2:21 we just need a little SUS
This is criminaly underrated. Good job!
Armstrong screwing up and swearing in the "kitchen" got me really good xD
Friendship perseveres in the end :)
This is the most wholesome video of All Time
I'm crying in tears... It's... too much beautiful to exist :')
i give my people the omlettes they need
the tastiest will succeed
"i'll make this egg GREAT AGAIN!!"
I died
Good ending : Jack realized the senator only wanted omelettes for America
amazing story telling 10/10
One of the best shit videos I have been blessed with recently
this is definitely one of the videos of the world
This was surprisingly wholesome and awesome xD
This is a very nice bonding exercise with two friends
Armstrong sent me some omelette. I must say I'm not much of a big fan of omelettes but this was definitely the mother of all omelettes. Thanks Armstrong :)
WE BOUTTA REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF THE POULTRY AND AGRICULTURAL SECTOR AND MARKET WITH THIS ONE
That smile emoticon at the end was perfect.
“I was wrong… you make a great omelette.”
Making the mother of all omelettes truly brings people together.
This is the best TH-cam poop I've seen in years
0:45 best part
This is the ending we deserve.
That’s actually good editing
“Every American Man, Women, and Child will have omelette” very touching indeed.
Standing here I realize you were just like me trying to make omlets
But who are we to judge eggs from spatulas I think we’ll both agree
That good omlets breeds happinesso
Wholesome MGR is awesome!
2:11 I Hear Armstrong Scream When Raiden Say Oh you Gotta Be Kidding!
He's still angry about the omelette being burnt
"Maybe I was wrong about you, your omelette doesn't taste good, IT'S BATSHIT DELICIOUS!" - Raiden I guess
"We did it jack, We solved world hunger!"
I love it when these two are friends.
I love how the egg has a health bar
OMG THIS VIDEO IS LEGENDARY
There should be a lot more of views and likes
the editing is so insane, it gave me the courage to fight the egg with bare hands.
A really good edit, had me laughing all the way
Oh if only it could have been _this way..._
This new cooking game looks sick
Armstrong: I make the mother of all omelettes here Jack.
-Jack- Raiden: Not I... *WE!*
_Some music plays which everyone knows what it is_
The two of us ate the omelette you know. I liked it.