Shxtou gets mindbroken by Mysta...being Mysta [NIJISANJI EN | Mysta Rias | Shxtou | Eng sub]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 25 มี.ค. 2022
- It didn't take long. While the un-seiso of this duo was to be expected, I don't think Shxtou was expecting the dubious...logic, that Mysta is capable of producing. Whatever the logical equivalent is of paradox absorbing crumple zones is, Shxtou needed it
Ironically, balut is from the Philippines
Original stream
TWO BOTTOMS PLAY SUPER BUNNY MAN w/ Shoto...【NIJISANJI EN | Mysta Rias】
• TWO BOTTOMS PLAY SUPER...
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How can someone be so confidently incorrect about a whole lot of topics? Mysta your brain will never cease to amaze me
Im pretty sure he's trolling there's no way he doesn't know who Leonardo da vinci is xD
i have to agree, some of it must be genuine confusion but the others have to be playful trolling and him pretending to be dumb because that became his "thing": hes the genius doggo/fox detective w/ one brain cell
@@keepuwu-ing7653 he thought Bidet was a president. Absolutely no way he’s serious. If he was, how is he still alive???
For my own sanity I'm gonna believe he's just a very smart troll, but the scary thing is that with this guy, we genuinely can't tell
I believe it is true. I've known lots of people who mistakes Da Vinci with D'Caprio. In our countries, bidets are a luxury. He has PDHA (is that how u spell it?) and people who has it normally mistakes lots of things or modificate them in their brain, speaking as someone who has befriended lots of people with PDHA. I think I get his point even, but sometimes I'm just like "is he fr?". You can notice his confidence in his stupidity in his voice, if that makes sense. I believe most of what he says, if not all, is truly what he believes
The Shakespeare discussion destroyed my brain cells
and when Mysta mentioned Leonardo Da Vinci, my mind registered Dicaprio's face and i was like "Yeah that's about right...... wait a minute-" and i was laughing right after that. my braincells literally merged into a singular cell for a moment there.
Same I was cry laughing for the confusion 😭
BRO I READ ROMEO AND JULIET IN SCHOOL AROUND A MONTH AGO 😭
Same also the egg discussion
UwU
I can't tell if Mysta is a massive troll or if he's being 100% serious
Same but ether way it's funny af
Both?....maybe?
I'm going with the latter LMFAO
I think that’s the best part!
Both it is both
the amount of existential crisis mysta gave shoto in this collab 😭
His himbo tendencies were too much
Single braincells gaslighting each other
You’ve done it. You’ve broken both of them down to their bare essentials.
3:44 lmao and Shoto going ‘i see your true intentions now’. i see what Mysta is trying to say with the eggs now; he was trying to differentiate fertilized and non-fertilized eggs lmao
Yup xD after I realised, I was like “oh I see”
And then there’s Balut.
Yup he's not actually an idiot he's just illiterate
I think he actually thought fertilized eggs were a completely different type of egg though, and not just eggs but fertilized
@@kilo1901 the fact he's half Filipino doesn't help much
JOE BIDET OH MY GOD
Mysta was that one kid in school that insisted that he wouldn’t need this in life so he refused to learn it. But in EVERY subject..
I mean he was right though so who can blame him. Though I did feel like I was going to explode at "Romeo and Juliet is a movie, I had to watch it for English class".
love the implication that basic physics didn't exist until someone pointed it out
t'was invented
Remember everytime mysta shares his knowledge leave your braincells at the door because not a single one will survive 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣🤣
How does Mysta keep turning his steam partners into Daffy Duck when he is always the most insane one in the videos?
Shoto spent so much time and energy trying to get a collab and now that he had it I feel like he regrets it deeply XD
Like he reached out to ppl a lot and they weren’t available or ?
@@doritofucker6963 bcs many time (every time 😁) the collabs always either making him using his brain or breaking it lol no matter who it is he played with
@@kiki_ishere nono I'm asking about him spending time and energy into trying to get a collab
I love how Mysta makes Shoto question everything he learned / knows. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Plus Shoto's face at the end. XD
they're evolving but backwards ToT
I think shoto was holding back from correcting every single wrong thing thing that came out of Mysta's mouth 😂 then we have Mika savagely correcting Mysta about English lmaoo
Their entire conversation sparked a rage inside of me I didn’t know I had
Bro, when mysta said that leonardo da vinci played in romeo and juliet, i didnt even realize whats wrong. I realized it after shoto point it out. Is this the effect of me watching too muvh mysta? 🤨
He mindbreak shoto and he mindbreak me too
09:55 "WHAT BRAIN HUH WHAT BRAIN?!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RIP Shoto's last braincell
Everytime a Mystake see someone being mindbreak from Mysta: First time?
So basically, for Mysta's egg argument, he's saying that their are 2 versions of the egg. One is fertilized, the other is not fertilized. He is saying that chickens don't come from the eggs we eat because they are not fertilized (USUALLY, store sold eggs, the ones we eat, are not fertilized).
But both eggs are fertilized so it doesnt make sense either way right?
Chickens make eggs, kind of automatically, they don't need a rooster to fertilize the egg to create an egg.
At this point I'm wondering if anyone knows how chicken eggs work
@@xiaomain9164 Actually no, domestic chickens lay eggs regardless of whether they are fertilized or not (think of it as a period). Humans eat unfertilized eggs
You can eat fertilised eggs. Unless you are a weirdo who eats them raw, you won't notice the rooster's... addition.
Source: My own experience from keeping chickens.
8:40 Ladies and gentlemen, from the company who gave us Watson Bakery, we now have Joe Bidet im crying oh my god
Holy shit can u imagine honhima and mysta in a room the amount of braincells LMFAOOO
For every second of this that I watch, I feel the headache get incrementally worse.
I feel like I'm staring into the Ark of the Covenant, but instead of the Ten Commandments it holds the raw negative braincells of Mysta's ramblings
Legit my face was close to melting off like the Nazis in Raiders bro.
Mysta was so confident while saying Romeo and Juliet were a movie and not a play that shoto actually believed it
Shoto's sanity was legit saying help me throughout the stream lmfao
i think shoto lost many braincells that day
THIS HAD ME HOWLING
I havent laughed this hard in so long until *LEONARDO DA VINCI*
ISAAC EINSTEIN BRO IM-
omg "Shakespeare made the movie I guess." - Mysta 2022 😂😂😂
its literally 2am, my siblings are in the room next door sleeping and im over here hurting from holding in my laugh. These two have made my day! so chaotic i love it!
No! No! No! Thats true, like true-
Omfg... "Joe Bidet" is the best thing I've ever heard in my life. It justifies my whole existence now. I was born to hear Mysta call Biden JOE FUCKING BIDET. 😂😂
Mysta unintentionally gaslighting the fawk outta shoto LMAO
How can you say "Joe Bidet" and being serious about it without launghing
they need to play dnd and have a mind flayer either starve or get an overdose from eating his brain
Nah mind flayer gonna get food poisoning
you left out the Bonding = bondage moment xdxd
I already hear my literature and history teachers having heart attacks
Ohgod I didnt watch the full stream yet but this had my cheeks hurting djnsjs
Thank you so much for subbing and clipping! The edits were also so funny djsjjs thank you
''Bonjour, hello my name is BALUT''
HAD ME IN FUCKING *STITCHES* THERE ARE TEARS.
Me with my already limited knowledge about culture in general: _what the fuck are these two smoking,_ I can't- how do you even get gaps in knowledge this large, what do you meaaaaan
All of my 2 brain cells have deteriorated after watching this, thank you
It’s funny how Everytime vtuber collab with Mysta it’s like having a heart attack 😂
first of no one made physics, they discovered it :crying: these boys never fail to make me laugh
fxckin GOLD
tags: mindbreak, torture, gaslit
thats true theres fertilized egg and non-fertilized egg
but I think you can eat both
this is why mysta has his own level of knowledge
At times like these it is prudent to remember that it's impossible for everyone to be knowledgeable about everything.
And this is all, mostly, totally for the memes anyway, guys.
It may be hard to believe, but some of us are actually just this dumb
@@rattian1976 the moment i hear mysta talking about how chickens dont come from the eggs we eat, and that the reason why he uses 'we was' instead of 'we were', i really cant believe how is there a real person like this? like its funny but i cant differentiate if hes being serious or just joking😭 i thought at least people who learn english knows how english works mannnnn
"wtf is that? Isn't that like a president?" I'm dead
I imagined Da Vinci in the Romeo and Juliet movie and now I can't stop snorting
THIS WAS HILARIOUS! NOT A DULL MOMENT IN THIS VIDEO I AM DECEASED
THE AMOUNT OF STRESS MYSTA GAVE SHOTO IN THIS STREAM
New names that Mysta did:
Joe Bidet
Isaac Newton
Leonardo da Vinci (who played the romeo)
And last thing, chickens didn't come out on eggs😭
Poor Shotou Losing Braincells
the ZOINKS , im fucking dead 💀💀💀💀💀
Joe Bidet💀
mysta... mysta is in a different level of intelligence...
you know, like, intelligence is like a tree, the higher you are on the tree, the more intelligent you are...
mysta is like... on a different species type of lpant.... i don't even know anymore
Mysta seems like he'd be so much fun to hang out with
JOE BIDET-💀
*Tags : Mindbreak* 😳😳
*"My viewers think I'm really seiso"* Ummm... press X to doubt? xD
Leonardo Da Vinci lol. I feel like my braincells exploding, and I like it
*"What the F is a bidet? Isn't that like a president?"* Mysta... lol
There was this tier list ranging from unhinged to wholesome and at that time I didn’t really watch Mysta too much but now after watching this video, I understand the choice now
Sad part is that I kinda get Mystas thought process with the egg thing, even though I’m aware its wrong-😭
You know mysta is a filipino because he argues about something that is nonsense but actually makes sense
JOE BIDET THAT S THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I VE HEARD OF IN SUCH A LONG DAMN TIME
Romoe and Julius, a 1990s movie made by Shakespeare starring Leonardo Da Vinci
I wonder how many questions he would have for god💀
the joe bidet fucking got me lmfaoo💀💀
Mysta is into mind breaking, he just doesn't know it.
This is exactly why I love Mysta so much ❤️🥰
Im seriously about to apply to Niji just so I can properly explain how eggs work. Like no one is explaining it properly, geez
mysta is a little bit right with his eggs argument since we eat un fertilized eggs and the eggd that are fertilized are usually not eaten
Mysta is the human embodiment of r/confidentlyincorrect
Mysta breaking records omg
Xdddddd
This clip is enough to make WW3 and WW4
2:32 no he didn't-
and it just kept getting better/worse... Joe Bidet... 😂 Shoto was gaslighted so much he started thinking like Mysta👌"who made physics..." them discussing who it was... 🙈 I honestly don't think it was a human rofl 😂😂😂😂
the education system failed mysta
Shxtou : 8 o' clock
Mysta : 8 o cock
Me : ayo wtf...
The number of brain cells I lost watching this video is incredible
mysta is a full himbo here lmao
MYSTA IS TOO FUNNY OML
Mysta: my viewers think im very seiso
Me: 👁👄👁 *looks around*
Mysta I need to give you a good lesson on how tf birds and fish reproduce vs mammals 🙂 from square one we go~
Also btw I feel like I have to say this: Neither Einstein nore Newton "made physics". Einstein, although he was dubbed the greatest physicist, was known for the theory of relativity. Newton discovered gravity. It was Galileo who discovered physics. You're welcome ☺️
_I totally didn't have to look up half of that just to be sure of myself._
Poor Shoto 🤣🤣🤣
Romeo and Juliet is originally a play written by Shakespeare. It was adapted into a modern movie.
Chickens come from fertilized eggs, unfertilized eggs are the ones that people consume. But they're basically the same thing (I think).
I cried-laughed so HARD - JESUS CHRIST
Chickens dont come from the eggs we eat
my family eat unhatched chicken eggs so i see no difference
Please ignore this comment if you don't want a bunch of a rando on the internet ranting about correcting someone who is clearly wrong. But if you were confused about anything, I have timestamps here for you and an explanation for the majority of them.
After this whole video, I felt the urge to just rewatch the entire video and correct everything wrong Mysta said, so here we go (any timestamp with a check box means he was correct for that moment, but it was integral to add to the convo so I put it there):
0:16 Sorry bby, you're very much unseiso (your interactions with Vox and the others are all the proof I need).
1:20 It is a play created by William Shakespear called Romeo and Juliet. It just happens to have many movie adaptations. So, they're technically both right and both wrong at the same time. Just because it is a play does not deny the fact that it also has movie adaptations of it. Though, even then, it would likely still be considered a play (unless the script is changed to no longer be in a play format, so it actually leans more towards being a play than a movie regardless).
2:32 One of the adaptations is the more well-known movie with Leonardo DiCaprio in it (not Leonardo da Vinci).
3:34 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx (for those who don't get it: "Press 'x' to doubt")
3:41 Chickens come from fertilized eggs. So, basically, chickens have their own way of doing the dirty. When the egg meets the sperm in the chicken's oviduct, fertilization of the egg occurs, and so the egg develops in the chicken's body and eventually becomes an egg that has a chance of containing a future chicken. This is why chicks are "hatched", not "birthed". On the other hand, chickens still lay eggs even if the eggs are not fertilized. These unfertilized eggs do not contain any future chicks, so these are the ones that we eat. In a sense, yes they are different where one is fertilized and the other is not, but otherwise the two are very similar.
✅4:11 So, yes, chickens do come from eggs. Not the eggs that we eat, of course, but they do come from the fertilized eggs that remain at whatever chicken farm they came from. Mysta is right on this part.
4:16 Unfortunately, his understanding of his own logic is non-existent. They are both still considered chicken eggs. I think he's trying to create a difference between types of chicken eggs when there is really no need for this unnecessary classification of "birthing egg" and "eating egg", just know that they're both chicken eggs and one is fertilized that we do not consume and one that is unfertilized that we do consume. Shoto's understanding of this topic was a bit off, too, so I can't even say he was completely correct either.
4:16 TLDR of this timestamp: Shoto's understanding is wrong but not his vocab; Mysta's wording and vocab is wrong but his understanding is correct for the most part.
6:57 Yes Mysta, you do sound like Scooby Doo. Shoto's reasoning is on-point.
8:17 Joe Biden, not Joe Bidet lol XD (from an American, so if I don't even know my own president that would just be sad. Though I wouldn't be surprised if there were Americans who didn't know who their current president was...)
9:08 No one "created" physics, it's the discovery of physics. Also, it was indeed Isaac Newton (please why did it take me so long to figure out how to spell his name-), not Albert Einstein. Isaac Newton is the one you associate with apples, because according to popular story an apple fell on his head and that's what gave him the thought to experiment and study physics. Einstein was a physicist who made contributions to the theory of quantum mechanics and the one to create the theory of relativity.
9:59 I'm pretty sure the one who doesn't have a brain here is you, Mysta XD My proof is this entire comment (legit only one check mark lmao) ;w;
Joe Bidet got me XD
Mysta is lucky he is so adorable because his brain…
"ROMEO AND JULIUS" WHSHAHAHA WTH SHOTO
2 fine specimens of society
this fuckin stream was so funny
I... there are no words
Wtf mysta :"D
TIL Mysta's himbo tendencies have the ability to mindbreak others
This is actually getting me heated. I needed to pause the video before I actually yelled at the screen.
I can understand Mystas confusion over the egg, he just doesn’t understand the difference between a fertilized and unfertilized egg
My brain? i have none
Now presenting Mysta “the detective” Rias, everyone.
lmao these two malding is too funny😂😂
This video activated my flight or fight responses, holy shit. I love Mysta, but man...
I wonder if Mysta was actually referring to the movie Ever After when he said that Da Vinci was in it and was just confused about it, thinking it was a Romeo and Juliet movie.
Well, at least Mysta didn't say "Da Vinki"!
It's a reference from a TikTok meme lol he was quoting it.