Pokémon sizes are NONSENSE - Pokémon Fact of The Day
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Have you checked the official sizes of Pokémon in the Pokédex lately? They're complete nonsense, and will likely blow your mind.
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Why fly your charizard when you can just fly your wailord?
LordMegaPotato why isnt wailords weight a meme yet...
Creepypasta56, Gameking cruising on mah wailord,swag.man that's be a cool meme
Why fly on a wailord when you can fly on a Golurk?
just get a ditto
Crazy Quaza how have u been,Rayquaza?
Who wants to ride a Charizard when you can soar through the sky on the back of a Wailord?
+pikmin937 He wouldn't float due to your weight... Actually you would split it in half...
+Rafa Márquez a majority of it's weight is probably collagen in it's skin, so it' doesn't pop.
Raf Mar *Lol too bad, Wailord's pokedex entry says it can float because it has lots of oxygen in it's body.*
MattMC :3 I feel like that would apply to all fish Pokémon when you think about it. Have you noticed that in all the 3D games all of the fish Pokémon except Magikarp float in the air?
Dizzy the Dragon bvbhvb
"Giant pokemon make no sense"
Introducing: Dynamaxing!
Yeah n also isn't the last form the tallest of the pre evolved I mean vileplume too raichu n or wiggletuff r well yes
Probably Totem Pokémon the giant one's
look I just want a giant delphox for... reasons...
Following wailord
3:52
Actually, Dratini and Dragonair are mesured by how long they are stretched out, and Dragonite: when it stands up. People forget that Dragonair isn't fully stretched like a line.
The dragonite one actually makes sense. It all just gets mashed in. That's why dragonite is a thicc boi
I can't stop imagining a thicc dragon now and I hate it.
It all went to his stomach and legs man
@@JazzyWaffles static1.e621.net/data/ca/c4/cac4bde515d60dbb76248a44b3fc0977.png
Now you don't have to imagine
Iris would approve
I don't question that. What i do question is why is he such a different color compare to them!!
Kyogre is a fucking dolphin........ God of the Seas......a dolphin......
I thought he was a whale
prodiggy13 Look at his length. 14 feet. Orcas are 20 feet long, and their status as a whale is debatable.
Orcas aren't whales though. They're dolphins.
Will Hubbard My point exactly. I wasn't sure, but I was pretty certain it wan't a whale.
Syed Monzareen
Kyorge is only 14 feet? But that's barely 2 Shaquile O' Neals!
Espeon and Umbreon, which I thought to be around the size of a large cat, are closer to the size of a St Bernard dog.... Jesus
Wait... how small is Eevee then?
A very large cat, like a cougar or a leopard.
I would expect slightly smaller than a st bernard but not as small as cats.
Wow, I always figured they were slightly smaller than a medium sized dog.... I've seen a St Bernard dog in person! He jumped on me and I would've fell over if I wasn't backed up against a wall! Man, that dog thought he was a lap dog lol :)
Dang...
im 6"10, I tower over 90% of the pokedex wtf
Well of course you do, you're like Goliath if you're that tall
Average Joe yeah but you'd think some of these pokes would be at least my size or bigger
Get yourself a Steelix lol
You tower over 90% of the population.. 😁
Me too!! 6'10!
*throws pokeball at joltik*
*splat*
aww....
THE FLOAT WHALE POKÉMON.
brb gon fly
Wailords weight was don on purpose??? awesome. HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE TO RIDE AROUND ON A BLIMP WHALE? HECK WITH LATIOS I'M TAKING THE WAILORD EXPRESS
NeonFoxtrot WOOO WAILORD ROCKS LETS GOOOOOOO
Dylan Knott CHOO CHOO
NeonFoxtrot _YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
Wailord should have fly instead of dive!
I expect Charizard to be a big, badass dragon i can go on an adventure with. Not sit on a couch smoking a joint and playing Pokemon Stadium.
second scenario is just as fun
Hippie Hippo well you somewhat got yo wish. Ash’s Charizard is said to be around 7ft tall so it’s pretty huge compared to most other Pokémon
@@donathan2933 Sure, but Ashes Charizard is an outlier. His size is "above average".
Hippie Hippo true but most of the other Charizard in the anime seem just as tall if not taller than Ash’s
@@donathan2933 but according to cannon (the pokedex) Charizard are like 5 feet tall or whatever.
I was shocked to find out how Arceus is smaller than most legendary Pokemon.
+ToonLinkTactics Yup. You can reach up and pet its forehead.
+ToonLinkTactics
Arceus is still fucking enormous!!!
xKryoxMan Yeah, but if you look at Pokemon like Dialga, Arecus is rather... short. (Dialga is 17'09''. Arceus is 10'06''. There's a difference.)
ToonLinkTactics
10"06" is enormous.
xKryoxMan Yeah, I understand that part. But, uh, 17'09'' is still bigger. :P Which is weird because Dialga looks like he'd be smaller.
"Take a look at a blue whale" shows a picture of a humpback whale -.-
hahaha
I was wondering if anybody else caught this error, lol.
Mom: Honey, how was your checkup at the doctor's?
Me: I weigh a Charizard.
2:01
Not that this will change how ridiculous a lot of sizes are, but sometimes it's important to recognize what measurement is probably being listed.
For instance, winged Pokémon sometimes have a measurement that lists their wingspan, like how a bald eagle in real life often has a wingspan of about 6 feet (1.82 m), even though its body from head to toe is is about 3 feet (about 91 cm).
Or for spherical Pokémon, it never really says if it's measuring the diameter or the circumference. I would assume it's the diameter, but still. And with Gastly, if the Pokédex is measuring its cloud as part of Gastly's body, then that would mean that its... head(?) isn't so monstrously huge.
Still a lot of weird stuff in the Pokédex, though.
Thank you for including the metric system.
I would never wanna run into a Beedrill in real life. It's a 3ft long bee.
+TheNitr01 Same here. Imagine that running through a city. Everyone would shit their pants.
Also, I would never want to run into a Golbat either. What kind of bat reaches over 5 feet?
plus its a bee. it wouldn't be one beedrill. it would be hundreds. if a weedle stung you you wouldn't have to worry about the poison. the hole it left would be large enough to be fatal.
You wouldn't have to worry about getting stung you would have to worry about getting STABBED!
It's almost as tall as I am =/
red boi are you a little kid or just rlly short??
arcanine is 6'03 its bigger than charizard
also Azumarill is 2'07
Umbreon Is 3 foot 3 what dah hail i thought it would be no more than 2 feet like a big cat
OHMAIGOD
That would make sense since Arcanine was originally intended to be a legendary.
In Japan Dogs and Many Species Are Measured in a Morgue Reference Paw to Pat ie: a Dog Standing on it's "hind" Legs
My favorite pokemon lucario is 3'11. 3'11?!! IM DONE.
ismael nehme my favourite ice type, Frosslass is as big as a Gastly, 4'3"
An empoleon is 5 ft 07 inches, and is as tall as a charizard. That's crazy.
Falco Fire Bird legit infernape is a midget compared to the other sinnoh starters Torterra being 7ft and Empoleon being 5’7”
Pokémon Lover My Alakazam (which is my favorite Pokémon of all time) in Let’s Go stands at only 3’11”
I took me a while to accept that supposed fact
Isaiah Peters good things come in small packages
I've known my favorite's height and weight from the start.
At 6'7" and about 250lbs, I still would not like to meet Mewtwo in a Dark alley.
even having a fistfight with it would be bad
Nope nope nope nope
Well, Mewtwo is actually realistic, sense it's body is much like a human. But his size is still intimidating compared to an average person.
Oddish: 1 foot 8 inches "Cool, cool!"
Gloom: 2 foot 7 inches "Still great!"
Bellossom: 0 foot 8 inches "What the hell happened!"
grabern I'm pretty sure it's due to Bellossom losing the turds on its head
Swagsuke Aizen OK...
grabern cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/0/0f/Gloom_eyes.png
If you subtract the bulbs on his head it's more or less the same height as a Bellossom
OK, thanks! : D
LOLflyingpotatoes Game freak happened
Me at ten years old in the world of pokemon:
I'm off to start my pokemon- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? *a wailord floats by* WHY THE HELL IS THIS A THING?!
"I weigh a Charizard."
I have no idea why I found that so funny. XD
so if I owned a Charizard and I turned into a adult I would be taller than my Charizard heck he could even ride me!
Or you could turn like me and be 5'4"
riding pokemons pen15s again?
PokeEmblem 692 I am also 4'8"
Idk if I can I'm 5'6''
Undertale megalovaniac same
Who made these pokedex entries anyway? They must be so high while putting the data in...
Why do you think all of the professors are named after plants?
I'm guessing whoever wrote the thing was like fuck it, i'll just punch in a random number and call it a day...got 400 other pokemons to write about
Banchoking True So Very True
Banchoking
Geez, next thing you know, GF will name the next Prof. Prof. Mari. (Marijuana) XD
FFfanatic123
Or Professor Hemp....
It's obvious where Dragonair's length goes to. have you seen Dragonite's gut?
"Giant Pokémon make no sense"
Little did he know that in a few years,Dynamax would be a thing.
I love coming back to this, because of how absurd Pokemon sizes are.
Gosh this means that one day I could be out in the ocean...THEN FRIKIN WAILORD FLYING OVER MY BOAT. I'd bet he'd say "jealous?"
Nobody's mentioned Dunsparce and Salamence both 4'11".
He mentions it in the next part
Next part? Does he mention Xatu being their size, too?
There's a part two where The Dex also joins him. He doesn't mention Xatu, but he mentions Samurott, Darkrai, and eventually Alakazam
+peter matallana
o god dunsparce is longer than me
+peter matallana So are Greninja, Delphox, and Pyroar.
I can only imagine a ton of wailords flying in the sky
A tonne of warlords is almost exactly 4.
"Take a look at a real blue whale"
Shows picture of humpback whale.
Flying on Charizards? Please!
*Hopes on my Pidgey and uses fly
that's cute, I use a pikachu
I've always thought of wailord as a blimp!
xD
xD
They don't call it the float whale for nothing
+EPIC CREEPER999 yeah he does look like one
I'm almost the same size as a dunsparse
I think Pokédex Info is like Power Level for DBZ they make it purposely inconsistent to show that they’re still figuring it out.
Honedge: 2'7'' 4.4lbs.
Doublade: 2'9'' 9.9lbs
Aegislash: 5'7''!!!! 116.8lbs!! That's a huge sword!!!! How did it get that big?!?!
Jynx is 4'07"
Okay.
Lucario is 3' 11"
That's interesting...
Mega Lucario is 4' 03"
So, a psychic ice girl is taller than a blue dog that can wield the power of the aura by 4 inches when it's even more powerful.
But what makes this more on the hilarious side is that the same thing can apply to Sonic the Hedgehog as he is 3' 3".
I ❤️ Jynx
whats scary is that Haunter is my height! 5'03''.......i swear i thought he was at least 3 feet.......
diamndz1021 Oh, god...
Last I check I was that same height... and more research says that Hypno and Blastoise are that height.
Hypno I guess I could understand...but blastoise? I thought he would have been bigger than that
***** oh okay. well i knew abut the weight thing but i aint think of it that way
You know how Seviper and Zangoose hate each other? Apparently Zangoose are rather half the height of Seviper.
Seviper is 8'10.3" (2.7m) tall whereas Zangoose is 4'3.2" (1.3m) tall.
zangoose jelly
The
one
Rii Don't you meant *Dratini*?
Rii
Well, Dragonair is 13 feet long, which is why your last comment confused me at first.
What?
glalie isnt that surprising to me. i always thought it was 5ft. i cant imagine gastly to be that big. forreteress i thought as 3ft.
Svizer same it’s like galalie =5 forretress is like 3-4 ghastly is like a foor
Hey that's what I commented!
Dunsparce: 4'11" Lucario: 3'11". Because reasons.
Mewtwo is 6'7 which I'm not too surprised at. But given that Ash's Charizard, who is smaller than the average Charizard, is BIGGER than Mewtwo in the movie. Like how the fuck does that make sense. What the hell.
I've always thought that Ash's Charizard was bigger that average, around 6'11 based on its size relative to other pokemon, but looks small compared to other Charizard shown in the show, well those Charizard are just huge.
+Sportsgamer92, than*
Sportsgamer92 There is a height chart of all Pokemon on Bulbapedia, and you would not believe what Pokemon are the same height, and which ones have ridiculous height differences.
Just Don't try to relate the anime to the games and it will make sense
Venusaur, who is the smaller of the three in the anime, is apparently bigger than Charizard and Blastoise, and Mewtwo is a bit taller than most humans, yet in the anime is an average size and MUCH smaller than Blastoise and Charizard.
I have a theory that the Pokedex sizes are listed as the minimum possible size.
So then dunsparce or however you spell it the smallest one is almost 5 fucking feet long?
I dont think so.
Lauren Layton Pretty hot to be watching pokemon vids xD
most people don't know it but I do play pokemon lol
Lauren Layton Lol that's pretty cool
You also watch anime too lol I'm liking you more and more XD
I've heard a few of these before, but wailord being a blimp and glalie + gastly being the size of that huge beach ball blew my mind haha
one of the classic vids of youtube for pokemon. comfort youtube video right here
Diglett ~ 1.8 lbs.
Dugtrio ~ 73.4 lbs.
Wut.
Dude, profile picture.
WILLIAM MCCLAIN Whoah. Wut. Lol
There must be some giant ass tumor under the ground...
.... Arbok is 11'06''.... I am now scared of my in-game Arbok
Arbok:Why you no come near me master? ;(
Britain Nazar It's not that scary. Some snakes can be up to 20 feet long, or about half the length of Arbok.
Nicholas Kaczmarek aren't real snakes just as scary?
Britain Nazar WHAT! ARBOK? i thought the guy is 3 cm bigger than ekans
Britain Nazar I LOVE my Arbok, Gimme a hug, not quite so tight now..... ok... that's starting to hurt.... getting.... sleepy......
I find myself going back to these old
Videos. Very nostalgic. Thank you JWittz
I always figured the pokedex sizes and the anime were guidelines for either end of the spectrum
One of my favorite pokemon is Absol, so I looked him up on the pokedex, and he is apparently 3'11'' in height, and 103.6 lbs. I measured it out to see what it would look like in real life, and I was only mildly shocked. It appeared somewhat smaller than what I expected, but accurate overall.
Marcel Schlachen what? I thought absol is some sort of big wolf *sigh*, that's disappoiting
Marcel Schlachen same with sylveon
Marcel Schlachen Absol is based off the average wolf/dog. The normal wolf is only around 3ft in height. Absol is actually taller than most wolves are.
***** Interesting to know. I actually meant to say "taller than I expected" rather than "smaller than I expected", but when I wrote my original comment, I thought the height was length (don't ask me why), but I realize my mistake.
That beach ball is a ghastly!?! Ghost pokemon just got 10x more twisted.
And yup, Nintendo trolled me too on Wailord too it seems... Also, cheer up, your kid will be able to ride a Charizard at least.
Lester Roquefort also you can probably fly on the back of a wailord...
In the deluxe essential handbook of Pokemon it said that rufflet was, heh heh, "roughly" 23.08 feet high. And when it evolves into a Braviary it shrinks down to 4.02 feet.
When you have a pet charizard.
You as kid: You ride it
You as adult: It rides you
I can't ride a Charizard, but at least i can ride a Suicune (6 foot 7 inches)
Lol
+A Potato Knight no need to be rude, go harass someone else. this is a warning. so back off.
*ride Suicune
he is a lengendary
Wait... on the cards, it says that Pikachu is 4 foot something. BUT! He can fit on Ash's shoulder, when he is almost as tall as Ash himself. You're right! TOTAL NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha lol so true
Christopher L. Custer wait you watched this video?
the pokedex says that pikachu is 2 feet tall. it's true i looked it up.
I'm gonna check ORAS to see if they fixed this nonsense
It was changed to 1'4"
Wailord is still the same though!
He's only 1'0.4
Another Pokémon named Cosmoem is not only the smallest Pokémon at 4 inches, but also the heaviest Pokémon at 2204.4 pounds.
_”I weigh a charizard”_
Screw Charizard. Ride a fucking whale to the skies.
Thats pokemon logic for you...Wailord needs fly
Mega Rayquaza is......
SMALLER THEN WAILORD WHAT THE HECK
Wailord was designed to be the biggest pokemon but okay...
Im... shorter than a Charizard... wow
LolliPopGirlMeow well on the bright side you can ride on him
I think the height/weight in the Pokedex is for domestic pokemon bred and raised for the purpose of Pokemon batting, not wild pokemon. In the anime all the Charizard in the Charizard valley were wild Charizard, which is why they were all so much bigger and stronger than Ash's Charizard, who was always intended to go to a trainer
Guys, Wailord can fly....thats fucking terrifying
So True
Calm down, it's not that heavy.
800+ plus pounds is still heavy
SweetenedInsanity But it doesn't really matter if the thing floats lol
Lol yea
Houndoom is 4' 7" (1.40 m). If that's in height, then it's twice as big as a Doberman and a lot bigger than a Great Dane
Crobat is 5' 11" (1.80 m), and that's only a half inch smaller than me and about twice as big as an eagle. I would have been terrified if I saw it in real life
Volcarona is 5' 3" (1.60), which is also terrifying even though it's meant to be a giant moth
Drapion is 4' 3" (1.30 m), but just like Bulbapedia mentions, it seems to be twice as big in the anime
Ummm, what's NOT terrifying about a giant moth? Ever seen the episode of Spongebob where he takes care of a butterfly? The close-up of that thing is HORRIFIC. If Pokemon were real, I would be terrified of Venonat and Buttefree because of the eyes. Probably Beedrill and Kakuna's eyes as well
+LeonDelMansion96
I know, it's just that since Volcarona is meant to be a giant moth, its giant size would be a "Well, duh" thing
But yeah, I probably would have been scared to death if all of those bug - Pokémon were real
Crobat is taller than me……… WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's wrong with you? Volcarona is fluffy and adorable-not to mention warm and cuddly. It'd keep you nice and toasty on cold desert nights. The only insects you really need to fear are those with venom or powerful jaws and aggressive temperments.
I can ride a Crobat into battle..... Brilliant!
"Where does it go?" It goes to the hips my friend, all in the hips...
You know, looking backing, the Swag pokemon skit is still one of my favorite bits on this channel.
I LOLed so painfully much at the Wailord bit.
So did I, funny how he showed a picture of the humpback whale when talking about a blue whale. :)
Why does nobody ever realize that when it's put as a water/flying type... For that one Nintendo actually did the math go figure.
uh... wailord is a pure water type
Oh, sorry, my bad, don't normally mess up typings... your right though and looking at it it only learns one flying move... now I feel silly...
When I played Pokémon Platinum, it was Always funny to see a heavy pokémon launch you into the air on the pokédex screen that showed weight, naturally, that was one of the reasons that I didn't care that Giratina, even in it's Origin Forme did that, but... GIRATINA IS A *GHOST*!!! IT'S A GIANT FLOATING DRAGON SNAKE *GHOST*!!! A GIANT HEXAPEDAL BASILISK *GHOST*!!! IT SHOULDN'T WEIGH ANYTHING AT ALL, BECAUSE IT IS A FRIGGIN' *GHOST*!!! IT FRIGGIN' FLOATS!!! IT CAN FLY!!! IT CAN VANISH INTO THIN AIR!!! IT IS A *GHOST* FOR ARCEUS' SAKE!!! GHOSTS DON'T WEIGH 750 KG!!! THEY DON'T WEIGH 650 KG, THEY DON'T WEIGH ANYTHING!!! BECAUSE THEY'RE *GHOSTS*!!! FRIGGIN' *GHOSTS*!!!
*GHOSTS*!!!
3:55 that's obvious.
You go from an eel, to a dragon. It shrinks, yet expands!
I like how Legends Arceus, as well as Scarlet, and Violet solve this issue by giving all pokemon a variation in size. Clarifying that the official size is just the average.
Always hated that sizes in pokemon aint in metric units
THIS. Especially in the European copies, which are meant to be regionalised.
groovygower Maybe it was like that: They knew that people who use metric units will be too lazy to convert it to metric, but americans wont be able to do opposite. :P
Americans bothering to convert metrics to imperial? Bahaha - maybe in a different universe!
FWIW, here in the UK we tend to know both but have shifted to primarily using metrics in the past decade (but we can still convert to imperial), although we've ditched Fahrenheit as we don't live in the Dark Ages any more.
groovygower
if i understood everything properly then - well said man! :D
Cheers! : D
I lost it when he said "the..the what? THE FLOAT WHALE POKEMON AAAAAH!"
Golbat is 1.6m (5’3”) and I feel extremely uncomfortable with that
Like imagine being 10 years old and you’re walking through a dark cave and this giaNT GREAT FLYING THING JUST STARTS ATTACKING YOU
I guess if wailord was that heavy he would 1 hit KO any Pokémon with a move that’s power is determined by weight lol
Am i the only one here who can't imagine the size of "feet" and "inches" in my head? Need meters ;_;
+Itama inch is the distance from the base of your thumb to the middle joint. feet is a size 12 shoe
who thought that was a good idea to use instead of meters? xD
+Itama Imperial was invented before Metric. People thousands of years ago only had their own bodies to judge distances, so they use various body parts in order to measure larger and smaller things. That's why 12 inches is called a "foot"
+Itama Inches are easy but why do people use feet ughhhhhhhhh
+Melissa Souza Borges Because it's easy. 12 inches in a foot. simple
"I weigh a Charizard" best quote ever XD
Joltik's size makes perfect sense if you look at it's inspiration, and in a world of creatures with supernatural and elemental powers, it or flabebe fighting giants seems perfectly feasible. You can easily imagine it crawling all over something and delivering electric shocks (I'm pretty sure it does that in the anime at some points). As for Glalie etc. I always imagines them that big because for once the anime was more or less spot on with that. As for the whole vailidity of pokedex sizes, you could invoke the old 'pokedexes are written by kids" theory to explain the many potential exagerrations and innacuracies found in pokedex descriptions due to GF's sloppy job at consistent world creation (mostly because they don't care haha). But barring that we do see variation within the pokémon world (remember the fishing size contests?) so maybe these sizes are only indicative of size at evolution (and this only really works for the ones that are too big in the anime) or mean size? (which works against charizard in the anime judging by our sample population). I'm going to say it's probably a bit of both, that game freak don't put much of a conceited effort into this, and that I wish they would overhall this much like they did with pokémon cries.
Two things:
1. I got this Video in my
recommendations in 2019
2. I am from Europe and I have no idea what the imperial units mean
I'm from the US and I don't know my imperial units lol :) I'm actually more comfortable with the metric system.
I'm sure you already looked up the conversions by now but
1 foot = about .3048 meters. And 1 inch = about 2.54 cm, 1 yard = about .9144 meters.
Eevee: 1 foot
Sylveon: 3 feet
That's one hell of a growth spurt.
at least that's in the right direction though. the dragonair thing is baffling.
@@jamham69 Dragonair is 13 feet LONG
Dat moment when you find out your dunsparce
is bigger than your lucario
I always assumed the game's height and weight was an average.
Best name.
One of my favourite things about pokemon is how cute little pokemon can hold their own against the big monstrous ones.
Dusknoir: 7' 03"
Donphan: 3' 07" 264.6 lbs
Diancie: 2' 04" 19.4 lbs
Diglett: 0'08
Cryogonal: 3' 07" 326.3 lbs
WHY?
WAILORD, USE FLY!!!
I forgot all about those giant pokemon in the anime, so dynamax or whatever could be called homage. pretty cool
plzplzplz mention these numbers usin metric system as well if you ever do something like dis again
I agree.
Ofcourse Pokémon sizes seem nonesensical if mesured in i̶m̶p̶e̶r̶i̶a̶l̶ nonsensical units.
Does this mean that you could attach a really strong rope onto Wailord and use him as a kite?
Absolutely! XD
genius
except with wailord being so big and being less dense than air it would float you away KITE WAILORD = BAD IDEA
More like a dirigible.
When I was playing Pixelmon (Pokemon in Minecraft) I rode my VERY small Carizard, went in F5, and I saw that i am like riding a flying mouse with wings... derp.
i alredy seen a very small snorlax in minecraft (almost my height)
lol
dude just think of a tiny pichu... 0_0 sweet jesus...
Tiny Girafarigs are just the best thing ever... They're about the size of a smurf, and they're fucking lightning bolts
Dude the wailord part..amazing
I'M NOT EVEN A TEENAGER AND I'M 5'2 WHAT THE HECK CHARIZARD WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SO SMALL
You know what I find most annoying with the sizes?
THEY NEVER TRANSLATE THEM INTO METRIC IN THE ENGLISH GAMES RELEASED IN NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRIES D: The games are never translated into "minor" languages, like my swedish for example, so they never even bother to translate the sizes. Thats why I really wish the image-system used in the older games will return one day.
Larvesta: 3’07” and 63.5lbs.
What the actual fuck. We're talking about a bug that most small children would be incapable of lifting.
My favorite Pokemon is Scyther. At 4' 11" it's as tall as I expected. It weighs 123.5 pounds. The weight might not seem like much but Scyther's National Pokedex number is 123. I wonder which came first, the weight or the number?
Did you know that infernape a fully evolved pokemon Is only 3 feet and 11 inches tall
Excuse me? Blastoise is 5' 03'' and 188.5 lbs. Lighter and shorter than JWittz. Really?
Wut? LOL
OMG
Also this is weird:
Ghastly: 4 ft
Haunter: 5 ft
Gengar: 4'11????
With it's ghostly matter all around it ?
i know right!!!!
My favorite Pokemon Inferape is 3' 11". I also found that a lot of Gen 5 Pokémon in their final form are around 5 feet long. I'm taller than an Emboar.
I'm a short guy (I'm 5'4'' and 145 lbs), so...
**hops on his Charizard's back and flies away lol**
Bidoof: 1'8" and 44.1 lbs. Reasonable.
Bulbasaur: 2'4" (reasonable) and 15.2 LBS?!?!?!?
WHAT? 15.2?!?!?!? REALLY?!?!?!?
And we know know that Batman could bench a Wailord.
Of course I can. You doubting me?
JWittz: *cries over not being able to ride a charizard*
*3 years later*
Charizard are used as public transportation
Geodude is 4-5 feet long?
Its pokedex entry says it is 'sometimes thrown in snowball fights' in Gen III. Shit gets serious sometimes.