Yeah but I also living near or cold River where people never find their bodies is also is of Revenge as well like there's anybody in there no definitely nobody's there
See, I just don't give a shit about public image, so I just take the direct approach and cuss Karen's out. So far, the best line I've come up with on the fly was "shut your gaping yap, you vapid valley bimbo! Nobody gives a shit!" After she tried to tell me how rude I was, after waiting in line for nearly 10 minutes while she ordered with excruciating detail. I kindly reminded her that the only reason the cashier didn't say anything is because they're paid not to, but I have no such limitations. Probably the best part was mr beating her in a volume contest. She kept trying to talk over me, and every time, I opened up my throat and exploded, using my drill voice for a word or two to shut her up, and continued my sentence, refusing to miss a beat. She tried every play in the Karen handbook. "Would you talk to your mother like that?" Fuck yes! "You should really treat people with respect!" Then I guess you're not people! "I don't have to listen to this!" Great! Door's right there! Don't let it hit you where satan split you!
For ProRevenge you must use that special paint for easier cleaning (no idea if it comes in black). I met it only once and it is nightmare to get another paint stick to it. It is mixed with some kind of wax or what so it is more or less water resistant.
The demons really pushed it over the edge into Pro for me - that is fucking GENIUS. I pity the stoner who turn on their UV light and discovers them for the first time!
The Uber story - that's effectively extortion by the driver, (although indirectly) so I'd definitely be getting the police involved. What happened to common decency? Lost items aren't 'perks'.
Or just trying to steal it for yourself, try to make a quick buck or upgrade an old phone. For such a shifty response from the driver, that doesn't shout inconvenience as much as petty thief.
Police should have been called almost immediately when the driver refused to respond. Also, how can the driver prove he didn't have these things? I'll wait while you try to prove a negative.
To be 100% accurate, BLACK IS A NEUTRAL COLOR. Black is the darkest shade of any and all colors, including white. So technically He did paint the walls a dark shade of neutral white LOL
I hope the OP from the Uber story called Uber corporate and repeatedly forced the issue until they actually took action and fired this Uber driver, and gave the Uber driver a one star review and zero tip. If something like this happened to me and my Uber driver was not fired, I would literally never do business with Uber again.
@@BiloGadget but being a dick is also bad. yes, pig girl should have been called out at the lunch table. yes, she should have been shamed. but, she should have also been offered an olive branch after mortifying her. otherwise, all OP did was possibly breed actual resentment in the girl by not offering her a path to redemption after she had been punished via the shaming within the group. isolating her, and making her feel justified where she might have otherwise not felt so.
@@theroguearceus2869 racism is one of those traits you get from your family that doesnt go away most times. and Tbh i wouldnt give someone who had no respect for me a second chance. give no respect, get no respect. also this is personally my oppinion and you could give her a second chance. she very well could be a good person, but i wouldnt. maybe i would who knows. just depends on how she is in the present. i would just be caucious for a bit then get over it, probably.
@@BiloGadget also, your "racism doesn't go away" line is utter bullshit. i for one come from very racist parents, and was also myself racist in my early years. i then met people of other colors that later befreinded me and now i know that race isnt that big of a deal. daryl davis, you should look him up, is a fat black man that personally deradicalized over 200 card carrying, hopd wearing kkk members. you know what he did? he offered them a chat whilst sharing a beer. no hostility, no animosity, no fighting. just befreinded them over a beer and music. if what you're saying is to be believed, that wouldn't be possible, as those were litterally the most racist of people being brought back to reality by a person of a color they are litterally famous for hating.
That story with the Uber driver, you could of gotten the police involved because the driver is basically holding your phone and wallet for ransom, which is illegal
That pig girl story is epic 😂 my mom has a similar story from school. In school, my mom had pigtails from time to time. There was one girl who bullied my mom by pulling her pigtails as hard as she could all the time and laughing. My mom was (and still usually is) the type of person who'd never say anything. She hates conflict. Years later (like 20+ years), she happened to run into said girl at her job, with her husband. Somehow she recognized my mom, and that time came up in conversation. Made the girl SUPER uncomfortable, and ended with her husband basically laughing and saying "wow hun, you were a real bitch in school, weren't you?" as she ran out of the store. She never came back to that store as far as I know lol.
My thoughts about the rude girl are even if you are going through rough times that doesn’t necessarily excuse your crummy behavior & the affect your actions & words can have on others
I spend 10 minutes once to slowly explain an entire class how to use a pencil and a paper to write. With several of the students joining in on the sarcastic behavior. It was hilarious :D
14:44 on top of that, nice people like to know if someone they're potentially going to start hanging out with is a racist. even if those girls realized that OP was being petty, they were probably relieved she had said _something_ about it.
see, if OP had let the girl apologize and then let it be after mortifying her for her stupid behavior i would agree. but she left offering no road to salvation, so i can't fully agree. you can't stop bullying with more bullying. what she did was justified, just disagree with how OP ended the interaction.
Listen... I have brothers, two of them at least six years younger than me. They yell scream laugh at decibles higher than snoop Dogg on a Saturday night. I can never NEVER calm them down and I feel for the people that hate it. I just want everyone to know the older brother that looks done with everything with two brats that won’t stop, has tried again and again and the mom has too. We are sorry.
Lol... I did the exact same thing to my wife with the toilet paper rolls. The exception being there was no excuse for NOT replacing it. The holder was literally right in front of you on a stand alone holder. It drove her nuts. Now I just dont pay attebtion to it and she has lightened up, but that was fun.
I want you to know that your videos are the ONLY ones I have the Bell icon set for so I get alerts and I look forward to 9am each day to listen to them!!!
this is the worst advice anyone could ever give. by not offering a viable road to redemption and growth, all you are going to accomplish is isolating a person who is already on a bad path, locking them alone in society with only their bad ways of thinking.
Hey, man. I wanted to let you know that I watch your videos every day without fail. You’re part of my routine to get ready. I have you playing in my ears while I get ready for work and shopping and shit. Thank you so much for existing and making the content you do.
Also, in regards to 'pig girl' if, when questioned about why she was such a witch, had actually expressed remorse, that would have been one thing, but she didn't.
That uber driver clearly was going to try and sell the phone and probably toss the wallet, thats why the 200 reward brought him out because it was probably more than he thought he'd get for it
The black wall revenge is so so evil lmao. The last owners in our house painted one large living room wall DARK red. It made the big open-concept room feel like an dark cave. It took me two days of priming with many coats to cover it up. It was awful.
I haven’t had a teacher bully me, but there was a really racist professor whom I butted head with for 4 years. He thought it was funny that I was a female wildland firefighter (3rd generation, so I’m pretty proud of it), and he thought I was brainwashed because I’m a Conservative. I challenged him every chance I got and on my last day in his class, I printed off Teddy Roosevelt’s speech called “The Man In The Arena” and slipped it under his office door. That was my last word to him and I’m sure he’ll remember me for a long time to come!
When the loud party goes on for too long, my seventy year old neighbor gives “ LAST CALL! “, by watering her plants. She’ll water her plants at 2:30am, she doesn’t give a fig! All the excess water careens through the slats on her deck onto the deck below! I was appalled at first, but now I love it! The party people’s deck is right outside my bedroom window, on those nights I usually laugh myself to sleep.
The second one is like a story my mom told me from when they were first married... I have fuzzy memories of us living in that house but I remember the layout entirely. Now, we had a trash can that had a lid that you would just have to move your foot to a pedal, push it, and it opens. My dad had gained a habit of putting cans and other trash like plates, plastic forks, and things that are broken, etc. That got on my mom’s nerves!!! She made a point of taking him over to the trash can and showing him how to do it. They had a laugh and he promised that he would get the hang of it. Yeah... he didn’t... He kept doing it and my mom had the last straw. She took off the lid of the trash can and left it behind it between the wall and the trash can. Now, this is where the “I remember the layout entirely” line comes in. Our kitchen was big and as soon as you walk in the door you walk past the big dining room, walk down a hallway past a small bath, and into the small dining room where on your right was our living room and on your left our kitchen. First thing you see an counter like island with chairs to sit at and a fridge with another counter next to it. Follow the counter along the wall, sink, cabinets, pantry, door to the bigger dining room, and the trash can against the other counter. My dad, even with the open trash can, put them on the counter next to it and left them there. My mom finally had enough, took my dad into the kitchen, moved the trash can over to a corner near the pantry, and said: “I will move this back when you learn to put it IN the trash can.” With no where left to put it, he started putting the trash IN the trash can and moved it back himself. It's probably not exactly like the other one but still laugh when I think about it and my dad denies it every time I bring it up.
I'm actually going through alot tonight and your voice is so soothing. That sounds weird as fuck but your videos take me out of my head completely. It's nice to be salty about other people's drama instead of my own 😂
Speaking as someone who used to paint houses, it can be hard to paint over anything. Color doesn't usually make a difference if you put enough paint on the brush.
You'll notice how at 1:32 of this video, that for every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes in America. It's totally fascinating how I can never find brown colored underwear anywhere. I can only make it at home.
Me and my sister share a bathroom with our conjoined rooms and the toilet paper story is the same way I just don’t put it on the roll outs a wast of time and so much easier just to set it on the roll holder and my sister puts it in flap to the back and I told her to stop and she told me to put the roll on and I am to damn lazy to put the roll on or fix it so I deal with it being backwards
Just got here annoyed I have to go to sleep for work but I promise I will watch you later love your work man am considering posting my story on reddit but don’t have an account but I have loads of stories I can upload
You'll notice how at 1:32 of this video, that for every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes in America. It's totally fascinating how I can never find brown colored underwear anywhere. I can only make it at home.
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"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
Had Napoleon known that his height was a mistake, him charging into Russia was a mistake, I’m a mistake
@@duiwithc4corvette403 lol
Said the person that literally lost his power structure on a series of mistakes.
@@paxhumana2015 That's such a Karen way to lose his power structure
@@paxhumana2015 I guess he was his own enemy.
“Our next reddit post is from Judge Judy” caught me off guard
God I love that woman. I love when she crushes people.
"don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining" - judge judy
"Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
You have become the very thing you were supposed to destroy
All she showed was that she has the capacity of becoming a Karen herself
Yeah, so what?
I will not like this because 69 likes 😂
Took way too long to find this comment
This same comment is under this one
*I am proud of these people, and remember folks. Peace was never an option*
Yeah but I also living near or cold River where people never find their bodies is also is of Revenge as well like there's anybody in there no definitely nobody's there
I'm just imaging this goose with a knife
@@personsomeone2760 what do you call a goose Oh you mean the other person
See, I just don't give a shit about public image, so I just take the direct approach and cuss Karen's out. So far, the best line I've come up with on the fly was "shut your gaping yap, you vapid valley bimbo! Nobody gives a shit!" After she tried to tell me how rude I was, after waiting in line for nearly 10 minutes while she ordered with excruciating detail. I kindly reminded her that the only reason the cashier didn't say anything is because they're paid not to, but I have no such limitations. Probably the best part was mr beating her in a volume contest. She kept trying to talk over me, and every time, I opened up my throat and exploded, using my drill voice for a word or two to shut her up, and continued my sentence, refusing to miss a beat. She tried every play in the Karen handbook. "Would you talk to your mother like that?" Fuck yes! "You should really treat people with respect!" Then I guess you're not people! "I don't have to listen to this!" Great! Door's right there! Don't let it hit you where satan split you!
@@runikvarze6191 Satan : I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
"Taught a Karen a lesson by becoming one myself"
*Meet the Spy*
“It could be you, it could be me! It could even be-“
*”Madam, it’s you who assaulted the child with a wine bottle from the shelf over there.”*
Team fortress 2 heh
We have a person on the inside boys where are we dropping the the tactical nuke?
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS FORETOLD YOU WOULD DESTROY THE KARENS NOT JOIN THEM!
SEDUCE MEE
“Pig girl sputtered like a squashed frog.” First and last time I’ll ever hear that sentence
OP must've just learned about similes
If I ever meet you irl that will be the first thing I say to you.
@@Vearru why am I not surprised lol
“Careful, this throw pillow is pretty fragile.”
The petty revenge of painting ALL the walls black is NOT petty revenge, it's pro revenge
For ProRevenge you must use that special paint for easier cleaning (no idea if it comes in black). I met it only once and it is nightmare to get another paint stick to it. It is mixed with some kind of wax or what so it is more or less water resistant.
Nuclear
@@EaterOfGeese maybe you're right
Use that 99% black shadow color and let them get lost in the void
The demons really pushed it over the edge into Pro for me - that is fucking GENIUS.
I pity the stoner who turn on their UV light and discovers them for the first time!
I felt bad for the girl who got bullied for no reason and im glad she exposed pig girl
Stephanie
I read the first part and thought that you meant the first story until "pig girl."
Either way, it still checks out.
@@Cinko420 I think they had a mini stroke at the end
@@juicedrinkingknight8207 ..?
I imagined pig girl as Birdo from Super Mario. It's a good image
Oink Oink, am I right? Lol
The Uber story - that's effectively extortion by the driver, (although indirectly) so I'd definitely be getting the police involved.
What happened to common decency?
Lost items aren't 'perks'.
Or just trying to steal it for yourself, try to make a quick buck or upgrade an old phone. For such a shifty response from the driver, that doesn't shout inconvenience as much as petty thief.
They should’ve called Uber again to report that once they offered money the stuff magically turned up in the driver’s possession.
Police should have been called almost immediately when the driver refused to respond. Also, how can the driver prove he didn't have these things? I'll wait while you try to prove a negative.
To be 100% accurate, BLACK IS A NEUTRAL COLOR. Black is the darkest shade of any and all colors, including white. So technically He did paint the walls a dark shade of neutral white LOL
Black goes well with any other colour, so the landlord should be super happy.
@@PurpleLightsaberAlex except with heat
Ferb Ancos true
@Lilith Pitts cool.
I mean, technically, black isn't a color. It's a value. Same with white.
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I hope the OP from the Uber story called Uber corporate and repeatedly forced the issue until they actually took action and fired this Uber driver, and gave the Uber driver a one star review and zero tip. If something like this happened to me and my Uber driver was not fired, I would literally never do business with Uber again.
When pig girl came for lunch I would have yelled “hay, it’s that racist from middle school”
Wait why
@@sleepy4741 'cause racism bad
@@BiloGadget but being a dick is also bad. yes, pig girl should have been called out at the lunch table. yes, she should have been shamed. but, she should have also been offered an olive branch after mortifying her. otherwise, all OP did was possibly breed actual resentment in the girl by not offering her a path to redemption after she had been punished via the shaming within the group. isolating her, and making her feel justified where she might have otherwise not felt so.
@@theroguearceus2869 racism is one of those traits you get from your family that doesnt go away most times. and Tbh i wouldnt give someone who had no respect for me a second chance. give no respect, get no respect. also this is personally my oppinion and you could give her a second chance. she very well could be a good person, but i wouldnt. maybe i would who knows. just depends on how she is in the present. i would just be caucious for a bit then get over it, probably.
@@BiloGadget also, your "racism doesn't go away" line is utter bullshit. i for one come from very racist parents, and was also myself racist in my early years. i then met people of other colors that later befreinded me and now i know that race isnt that big of a deal. daryl davis, you should look him up, is a fat black man that personally deradicalized over 200 card carrying, hopd wearing kkk members. you know what he did? he offered them a chat whilst sharing a beer. no hostility, no animosity, no fighting. just befreinded them over a beer and music. if what you're saying is to be believed, that wouldn't be possible, as those were litterally the most racist of people being brought back to reality by a person of a color they are litterally famous for hating.
"I Taught a Karen a Lesson by becoming a Karen Myself!"
*You became the very thing you swore to destroy.*
To defeat the enemy you must become the enemy
The Trickster
GWAAAAHHH
The same comment is above you did u copy
Dracko “you have become the very thing you swore to destroy”
That Teacher in the first story is disgusting.
Disgustingly smart!
I'm surprised he didn't get fired. If he openly made comments like that, surely someone could back you up (or multiple people).
That story should have gone in r/prorevenge, but OP was an idiot and didn’t escalate it enough.
“Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself”.. Sounds scary!..
Edit: OMG.. 437 likes :D never had this many :)
I hope the effect of becoming a Karen is not permanent
I’m sorry but I can’t like this comment
It has 69 likes
Sounds like the fake animation titles lol
Nooooo it’s not 69 anymore!
Anyways congrats on 123 like! I liked it now :)
Didn’t look like the lesson stuck, though.
That story with the Uber driver, you could of gotten the police involved because the driver is basically holding your phone and wallet for ransom, which is illegal
This is exactly why I don't blame OP for denying that t&rd the hefty tip.
The ultimate move: Kami-Karen!
Now that's a new power move that should be put in DBZ.😆
No. Super Kami-Karen
That translates to Divine Karen and I don't think there even is a divine Karen lmao
@@Vrathz What about Wicked Karen?
KAME-KAME-KAREN
r/slash: mentions sun tzu
technoblade: wait, that's illegal
That pig girl story is epic 😂 my mom has a similar story from school.
In school, my mom had pigtails from time to time. There was one girl who bullied my mom by pulling her pigtails as hard as she could all the time and laughing. My mom was (and still usually is) the type of person who'd never say anything. She hates conflict.
Years later (like 20+ years), she happened to run into said girl at her job, with her husband. Somehow she recognized my mom, and that time came up in conversation. Made the girl SUPER uncomfortable, and ended with her husband basically laughing and saying "wow hun, you were a real bitch in school, weren't you?" as she ran out of the store. She never came back to that store as far as I know lol.
Title should be changed to: “I used the Karen to destroy the Karen”
I said that in my comment
Oldyella I didn’t read the comments I just thought it as soon as I saw the title
@@oapf0536 I did the same but i changed it up a litte bit
@Cars&ndMemes 95 To be fair endgame is the highest grossing film at the box office and that line has been made into a meme a lot
@@oapf0536 true
My thoughts about the rude girl are even if you are going through rough times that doesn’t necessarily excuse your crummy behavior & the affect your actions & words can have on others
"To beat the Karen become the Karen".
-Sun Tzu
Planet Universe to beat a Karen is to become a Karen.
-Sun Tzu, the art of war.
No one:
OP: i used the Karren to beat the Karen
"By becoming a karen myself" you became the very thing you swore to destroy...
How the tables have turned indeed
Modern problems require modern solutions
@@asurashun9695 If you stare onto the Karen, the Karen will stare onto you.
@@PurpleLightsaberAlex and will try to take your stuff
@@emeraldsky2823 by becoming the thing you despise the most
Being sassy and sarcastic to students can be awesome for everyone involved, if you do it right.
Most people can't, though. Better not to try.
I spend 10 minutes once to slowly explain an entire class how to use a pencil and a paper to write.
With several of the students joining in on the sarcastic behavior. It was hilarious :D
Jonatan S “So you mean I put the paper down on my desk? That seems awfully far form my pencil, teach.”
The Pig Girl story was so satisfying. Justice is served!
Karen: does Karen things to x
X: you know, I am a bit of a Karen myself
The title says "taught a Karen a lesson" but the story shows the karen clearly learned no lesson :c
14:44 on top of that, nice people like to know if someone they're potentially going to start hanging out with is a racist. even if those girls realized that OP was being petty, they were probably relieved she had said _something_ about it.
see, if OP had let the girl apologize and then let it be after mortifying her for her stupid behavior i would agree. but she left offering no road to salvation, so i can't fully agree. you can't stop bullying with more bullying. what she did was justified, just disagree with how OP ended the interaction.
I’m an Uber driver and what that driver did is beyond reprehensible...drivers like him give us a bad name...
Listen... I have brothers, two of them at least six years younger than me. They yell scream laugh at decibles higher than snoop Dogg on a Saturday night. I can never NEVER calm them down and I feel for the people that hate it. I just want everyone to know the older brother that looks done with everything with two brats that won’t stop, has tried again and again and the mom has too. We are sorry.
Lol... I did the exact same thing to my wife with the toilet paper rolls. The exception being there was no excuse for NOT replacing it. The holder was literally right in front of you on a stand alone holder. It drove her nuts. Now I just dont pay attebtion to it and she has lightened up, but that was fun.
I love it when r/slash yells from across the room for his videos
I want you to know that your videos are the ONLY ones I have the Bell icon set for so I get alerts and I look forward to 9am each day to listen to them!!!
small note: "never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake" was actually one of Napoleon Bonaparte's quotes :)
Me : *reads title
me 0.0001 second later : YOU BECOME THE THING YOU SWEAR TO DESTROY
Understand the enemy to destroy the enemy-someone
@@duiwithc4corvette403 war has changed- solid snake
Isaac Morrow you don’t get it do you?
@@duiwithc4corvette403 no
Dude keep up the good work!
"The best revenge is to be a better person than your enemy." - Marcus Aurelius
Theres one type of people that deserve no mercy.
Bullies.
Say it with me:
No. Mercy. For. Bullies!
this is the worst advice anyone could ever give. by not offering a viable road to redemption and growth, all you are going to accomplish is isolating a person who is already on a bad path, locking them alone in society with only their bad ways of thinking.
“WEDDING CARDS!?”
“GOT IT”
That cracked me up!! 😂
“Petty revenge is best against karens.” -Sun Tzu, the art of war
It cracks me up when rslash yells across the room and says 'WEDDING CARDS?' 'GOT IT' lmao
"Taught Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY.
But for a good reason.
Takes the whole "If you can't beat em join em" to another level
I taught Karen a lesson by becoming one
Karen's be like: *There is one imposter among us.*
"What you did was not mean, it was justice!" TRUTH! The fact that the OP said her peace in a jovial tone, made it all the better.
So *Karening* a *Karen* will make her leave.
*Says the tittle..*
T I T T L E
You either die a hero, or see yourself live long enough to become a *Karen*
"Taught a Karen a lesson by becoming one myself"
modern problems require modern solutions
For the Uber customer guy, I hope he used that text as proof to Uber that the guy had his stuff and refused to work with him
My god if that title didn’t get me to click i dont know what would
I see you are a fan of the owl house
jaleel walker I am indeed
@@pd2580 is funny today on disney xd is doing a back to back episodes right now
jaleel walker I watch them on disney now so i get to watch new ones a day early or close to that
Ok I do to I just finished the latest episode of the misfit of demon king academy
Hey, man. I wanted to let you know that I watch your videos every day without fail. You’re part of my routine to get ready. I have you playing in my ears while I get ready for work and shopping and shit. Thank you so much for existing and making the content you do.
"Taught a Karen a lesson by becoming a Karen myself"
You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
Your voice is so relaxing ☺️ I truly enjoy listening to your stories 😍
Also, in regards to 'pig girl' if, when questioned about why she was such a witch, had actually expressed remorse, that would have been one thing, but she didn't.
That uber driver clearly was going to try and sell the phone and probably toss the wallet, thats why the 200 reward brought him out because it was probably more than he thought he'd get for it
When you leave a thousand dollar tip for your Uber driver:
The black paint one is amazing.
25 seconds ago, this is the earliest I’ve ever been
The Karen story referenced in the title is hilarious. The lack of self awareness among Karens is intense.
Me: *sees the title*
Also me: Visible Confusion.
The black wall revenge is so so evil lmao. The last owners in our house painted one large living room wall DARK red. It made the big open-concept room feel like an dark cave. It took me two days of priming with many coats to cover it up. It was awful.
*"To take revenge on a Karen, become a Karen..... or perform a satanic ritual"*
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Technoblad
@@arradbardi7067 WE WIN THESE
hello rslash. i love your videos! i listen to them while playing games in the background. they are so funny! I love your videos!
"WE WIN THESE"
-Sun Tzu
HI techno
I love how he sounds so bored im dead 💀 love u rslash been here for a year have a great weekend
I haven’t had a teacher bully me, but there was a really racist professor whom I butted head with for 4 years. He thought it was funny that I was a female wildland firefighter (3rd generation, so I’m pretty proud of it), and he thought I was brainwashed because I’m a Conservative. I challenged him every chance I got and on my last day in his class, I printed off Teddy Roosevelt’s speech called “The Man In The Arena” and slipped it under his office door. That was my last word to him and I’m sure he’ll remember me for a long time to come!
Ur my fav TH-camr I hope you enjoy making these videos as much as we love watching them
Actually there's a product called "Killz" which makes black paint easier to go over. Its essentially a paint primer for any color to go over black.
Bingo. Two coats of commercial grade Kilz would cover black no problem. Hopefully the landlord didn't know about Kilz and used 60 coats of crappy PPG.
Shhhhhh!!!!!!! 👀
do people just paint over old paint, without removing the layers underneath?
@@mealdeal5317 Yeah, that's pretty much exactly how it works.
Disgusting when they paint over mold or other hazards, though.
He should have recorded the teacher's behavior and report it to the principal or superintendent
No views 97 likes 28 comments...
me:Understandable have a good day
When the loud party goes on for too long, my seventy year old neighbor gives “ LAST CALL! “, by watering her plants. She’ll water her plants at 2:30am, she doesn’t give a fig! All the excess water careens through the slats on her deck onto the deck below! I was appalled at first, but now I love it! The party people’s deck is right outside my bedroom window, on those nights I usually laugh myself to sleep.
"The only way you'll defeat him is to become him"
-Joker
"be him to kill him"
-Society Man
I wish I knew these real stories back in my school life, 'cause I had lots of crappy teachers at school!
It’s nice to hear there are lesbian wedding cards. If a homophobe touches one, they’ll just shrivel up
Like the Wicked Witch of the West!
The second one is like a story my mom told me from when they were first married...
I have fuzzy memories of us living in that house but I remember the layout entirely.
Now, we had a trash can that had a lid that you would just have to move your foot to a pedal, push it, and it opens.
My dad had gained a habit of putting cans and other trash like plates, plastic forks, and things that are broken, etc. That got on my mom’s nerves!!! She made a point of taking him over to the trash can and showing him how to do it. They had a laugh and he promised that he would get the hang of it.
Yeah... he didn’t...
He kept doing it and my mom had the last straw. She took off the lid of the trash can and left it behind it between the wall and the trash can.
Now, this is where the “I remember the layout entirely” line comes in.
Our kitchen was big and as soon as you walk in the door you walk past the big dining room, walk down a hallway past a small bath, and into the small dining room where on your right was our living room and on your left our kitchen. First thing you see an counter like island with chairs to sit at and a fridge with another counter next to it. Follow the counter along the wall, sink, cabinets, pantry, door to the bigger dining room, and the trash can against the other counter.
My dad, even with the open trash can, put them on the counter next to it and left them there.
My mom finally had enough, took my dad into the kitchen, moved the trash can over to a corner near the pantry, and said: “I will move this back when you learn to put it IN the trash can.”
With no where left to put it, he started putting the trash IN the trash can and moved it back himself.
It's probably not exactly like the other one but still laugh when I think about it and my dad denies it every time I bring it up.
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I'm actually going through alot tonight and your voice is so soothing. That sounds weird as fuck but your videos take me out of my head completely. It's nice to be salty about other people's drama instead of my own 😂
love the "paint the day of" story. an I believe it'll take more than 4 coats, just primer alone to "lighten" black and neon paint.
The painting of the walls wasn’t petty it was pro
Speaking as someone who used to paint houses, it can be hard to paint over anything. Color doesn't usually make a difference if you put enough paint on the brush.
You'll notice how at 1:32 of this video, that for every 60 seconds in Africa, one minute passes in America. It's totally fascinating how I can never find brown colored underwear anywhere. I can only make it at home.
The parts where R/slash just yells in the distance kill me every time
Me and my sister share a bathroom with our conjoined rooms and the toilet paper story is the same way I just don’t put it on the roll outs a wast of time and so much easier just to set it on the roll holder and my sister puts it in flap to the back and I told her to stop and she told me to put the roll on and I am to damn lazy to put the roll on or fix it so I deal with it being backwards
Just got here annoyed I have to go to sleep for work but I promise I will watch you later love your work man am considering posting my story on reddit but don’t have an account but I have loads of stories I can upload
True depression comes when you have finished all of rslash's videos and now have to wait for one every day.
Not replacing toilet rolls is possibly the most minor relationship issue I've ever heard about - grounds for divorce?
The story with the Uber driver, I would’ve gotten some real looking fake money to pay the guy. 🤣
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Ayyy 4th also love your content and i have been here for a long time i have 2 accounts and both are subbed.
You are the only TH-camr that I have consistently watched for over a year. Just wanted to share that
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