Getting punched multiple times, having to pick up every single grain of rice, getting an arrow to the butt, and then an arrow to the back of the neck, and then punched in the back while still having an arrow in the back. Yao is having a bad day. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆
@TotalDramaConnieCook You will swiftly and silence cause trouble in my camp! Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E
2:13 to 2:41 Shang: “What’s your name?” Mulan: “I’ve got a name.. And it’s Shang!” Shang: “I didn’t ask for my name! I asked for yours!” Mulan: “My name is Stromboli!” Shang: “What?” Mulan: “I mean uh! It’s Choo Choo!” Shang: “Choo Choo?” Mulan: “No!” Shang: “Then What is it!?” Mulan: “A name!” Shang: “I didn’t ask for A name! I asked for YOURS!!” Mulan: “Ping!” Shang: “Ping..?” Mulan: “No!” Shang: “THEN WHAT IS IT!!??” Mulan: “I’ve got a boy’s name!” Chi-Fu: “Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!!??” **Mulan throws up** Me: “Beautiful!!!” 👏👏👏😂😂😂
Is no one going to mention the hilarious fails of Shang's army during the battle? First of all, they're carriage literally explodes randomly When ordered to fire the cannons, Shang's idiotic soldiers come to the conclusion that it means they're supposed to fire at *HIM* After Shang orders the soldiers to "Hold the last cannon" Mulan immediately steals it and proceeds to shoot it at Shang *AGAIN* while indescively planting it into the ground at least 20 times
And they still apparently won the battle. Although, it's not that surprising, considering that Shan Yu could be stopped by an army of dolls, and his main motivation was frustration over bus stop...
@@stienengelaar3857 I'm still recovering from "By building his BUS STOP he challenged my strength! how many men does it take to build a building?" "0" "nice work. now GO!" XD
Shang: I don't need anyone camping my camp Shang: What's your name? Mulan: I've got a name and its Shang Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours Mulan: My name is Stromboli Shang: What? Mulan: My name is cho cho Shang: cho cho Mulan: No Shang: then what is it?! Mulan: My name Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours Mulan: Ping Shang: Ping Mulan: No Shang: THEN WHAT IS IT!!!!!
“You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will spend tonight picking up every single grain of Rice Krispies.” ☠️
So, the Chinese Army is a militia made up entirely of mischief makers whose very acts are swiftly reprimanded with sanitation shifts that all somehow involve a commercial name product being mishandled? HOW IS THEIR AUTONOMY, let alone their economy, STILL UP AND RUNNING?!
Shang: “I don’t need anyone camping my camp.” Mulan as Ping: “Uh-“ “What is your name?” “I’ve got a name, heh. And it’s Shang.” “I didn’t ask for my name, I asked for yours.” “My name is sCRaMbULI.” “W h a t ?” “I mean, uh.. it’s Choo Choo.” “..Choo Choo?” “No.” “Then WHAT IS IT?!” “A name.” “I didn’t ask for a name, I asked for YOURS.” “Ping.” “Ping?” “No.” “Then WhAt Is It!?!?” Lmao I love this conversation
That's a woman! What did you called me? Nothing sir. I stopped me The emperor will stoper you! What? The emperor will stop Stop Stop Stop so he will stop Stop By building his bus stop me challenged my strenght
0:19 The emperor will stop Stop? Stop So he will stop? Stop By building his bus stop, he challenged my strength the funniest line in the video for me XD
I honestly almost irl DIED from this. Really, I laughed so much my breathing stopped and I felt a pain in my tummy. Lucky for me I survived lucky for you you don't have to go to jail
You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up every single grain of rice krispies. Laughed harder than I should have XD amazing work Qwistoff! Love your ytps!!
Mulan: very clumsy and likes to punch Yao Shang: wants his army to pick up EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE Yao: disliked by everyone especially shang Shan Yu: extremely scared of dolls
THIS IS THE BEST THING I COULD EVER WATCH THANK YOU QWISTOFF YOU ARE AMAZING
:D So Glad You Like It :D
Qwistoff YTP ITS A MASTERPIECE
146 thank you for volunteering indeed
I can only agree
Not the best YTP ever but still
"The doll army will stop me, so I'll pass" lol😂
OAC hallucinating nice doggy
I think Shan Yu has a phobia of dolls.
XD
LOL
@@daniel_ding48 dollaphobia
“Ok gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, Yao is dead” 😂
Thank you for volunteering
*R.I.P Yao 2018*
😂😂😂
Yao! Pick up EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE!!!!!!!!
Lol
Thank you for volunteering
Getting punched multiple times, having to pick up every single grain of rice, getting an arrow to the butt, and then an arrow to the back of the neck, and then punched in the back while still having an arrow in the back.
Yao is having a bad day. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆
What do you mean he’s dead
Then he died, and the antelope ate his body. It was very good.
Emberilliance are there antelopes in China?
@@alexistheamazing2796 Yep, look up the Tibetan Antelope.
Emberilliance thanks for the info :)
"Go! Tell your emperor to stop missing his doll!"
Mr.Y theOrangutan LMAO
“Bus stops?”
@@kkitsne8167 by building his bus stop he challenged my strengh
omar faruk how many men does it take to build a buildings?
@@kkitsne8167 zero
If you want to be buff like Shang remember to pick up *every single grain of rice*
Yao: Oh I’ll GET your arrow, PRETTY BOY.
Also Yao: Hmph. Tough guy.
“Yao, pick up every single grain of rice! 😠” - Shang
“😳” - Yao
“Yao, isn’t that a girls’ name?” - Ronno
1:33
The emperor will build his bus stop 😂
I'll buy the first ticket!
Evalynne Saint James He already has 😂
🤣
“How many men does it take to build a building”
"Z e r o."
EVERY
SINGLE
GRAIN
OF RICE!!
"I've got a name."
"Then what is it!?"
*Spits*
Ok gentlemen! Thanks to ur new friend! Ur gonna have to pick this up!-
@TotalDramaConnieCook You will swiftly and silence cause trouble in my camp! Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E
@@randomguyontheinternet9107 anyone who acts otherwise? Will D I E
“THEN WHAT IS IT?”
She didn't spit this time, she actually puked at this point at 2:40. Shang and Chifu just watch in disgust. Seriously Mulan, that's disgusting!
The five people who disliked this, will pick up every single grain of rice
Hahahahaha ur funny
LOL
I'm glad thats not me xd
Now we've got 20 rice pickers XD
@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose yep xd
Poor Yao, he won't survive from this camp.
He got shot on the butt and had to pick up single grain of rice
Nope
And he got an arrow to the back, also "Ping" punched him in the back while the arrow was still on him.
He didn’t silently cause trouble.
@@Whos_Ocean for a solid month
“This doll came from an army of dolls”
“We can avoid them easily”
“No, the doll army will stop me, so I’ll pass”
I’m dead
3:26
Same.
Literally the greatest scene ever
Yeah
Hilarious
2:13 to 2:41
Shang: “What’s your name?”
Mulan: “I’ve got a name.. And it’s Shang!”
Shang: “I didn’t ask for my name! I asked for yours!”
Mulan: “My name is Stromboli!”
Shang: “What?”
Mulan: “I mean uh! It’s Choo Choo!”
Shang: “Choo Choo?”
Mulan: “No!”
Shang: “Then What is it!?”
Mulan: “A name!”
Shang: “I didn’t ask for A name! I asked for YOURS!!”
Mulan: “Ping!”
Shang: “Ping..?”
Mulan: “No!”
Shang: “THEN WHAT IS IT!!??”
Mulan: “I’ve got a boy’s name!”
Chi-Fu: “Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!!??”
**Mulan throws up**
Me: “Beautiful!!!” 👏👏👏😂😂😂
I love that part🤣🤣
What is IT
Yes. It's beautiful!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@caronnita828 Me too!
Pick up
EVERY
SINGLE
*GRAIN*
*OF*
*RICE*
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
it took him a solid month (wow, that fast huh?)
Look at Ling in the back
Like are we talking for the whole country or just the providence?
Man the Emperors bus stop sure is a historical piece of history right lol
Truly a masterpiece in China
I bet it's overrun by the doll army
Sure is
@@lexithegamergirl2478 Lmao
@@QwistoffYTP an YEAs
I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the butt...
~Yao
And then in the neck...
"You just gave away our position now we're *arrow lands in arm* Ow!" That had me in tears!!
Isaac Whittaker-Dakin count me in 😂🤣🤣🤣 I did not see see that coming
“Shang is dead!” - Imposter Shang
“What?” - Tod the Fox
"that's a woman?"
Well, my laughter into this YTP escalated quickly
0:10 Lol. "What did you call me? Nothing, sir."
@@josephzielinski8817 Nice Doggy.
Is no one going to mention the hilarious fails of Shang's army during the battle?
First of all, they're carriage literally explodes randomly
When ordered to fire the cannons, Shang's idiotic soldiers come to the conclusion that it means they're supposed to fire at *HIM*
After Shang orders the soldiers to "Hold the last cannon" Mulan immediately steals it and proceeds to shoot it at Shang *AGAIN* while indescively planting it into the ground at least 20 times
"YOU MISSED!"
So basically the Russian Second Pacific Squadron up to and including at Tsushima.
I mean, can you really expect anything from an army trained exclusively to pick up rice?
You're the CRAZIEST man I ever met.
And they still apparently won the battle. Although, it's not that surprising, considering that Shan Yu could be stopped by an army of dolls, and his main motivation was frustration over bus stop...
Yao...pick up
EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE.
It took him a solid month.
LOL!
I’m only 10 seconds in and I’m dying at “That’s a woman?!” 😂
Right?! It's perfect 😂😂
@@stienengelaar3857 I'm still recovering from
"By building his BUS STOP he challenged my strength! how many men does it take to build a building?"
"0"
"nice work. now GO!"
XD
i dying at E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E part XD
Same here
(Yao punches Ling)
Ling: Ah!
(Ling promptly falls into the water and gets eaten by a crocodile).
Shang: "I didn't ask for my name, I asked for YOURS!"
Mulan: "My name is sTrOmBoLi!"
Shang: [pure fear]
“Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!”🤣
The arrow in the ass killed me
It killed Yao too. RIP Yao :-(
*One moment, you seem to be missing something*
It got me too!😂
technically its not lethal :/
Every morning, I pee.
Funny
I do that too
Good to know
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL
(which is somehow funny)
*laughs*
Mulan:Peng
Shang:peng?
Mulan:no
Shang:THEN WHAT IS IT!?
"Ping, you'll retrieve the arrow."
Ping: **Slaps it in deeper**
Shang: I don't need anyone camping my camp
Shang: What's your name?
Mulan: I've got a name and its Shang
Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours
Mulan: My name is Stromboli
Shang: What?
Mulan: My name is cho cho
Shang: cho cho
Mulan: No
Shang: then what is it?!
Mulan: My name
Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours
Mulan: Ping
Shang: Ping
Mulan: No
Shang: THEN WHAT IS IT!!!!!
It's Ling
I think he got a bit mad
It's pikachu
BeanBag343 *his* name’s ling
@@shrekenjoyer2142 I didn't ask for _his_ name, I asked for *yours*
“You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will spend tonight picking up every single grain of Rice Krispies.” ☠️
Oooooooh
T O U G H G U Y
So, the Chinese Army is a militia made up entirely of mischief makers whose very acts are swiftly reprimanded with sanitation shifts that all somehow involve a commercial name product being mishandled?
HOW IS THEIR AUTONOMY, let alone their economy, STILL UP AND RUNNING?!
Me who ate all the Rice Krispies: I've saved everyone from this punishment.
@@veeveegeegee Yao
This felt so much longer than 4 and a half minutes. Your job has been done correctly.
I almost died laughing of what happened to Yao through the whole video please do more of Mulan ytp
I'll make a Stromboli out of Mulan. HaHaHaHa
XD
Rip mulan
Is Stromboli (the food) some sort of garlic bread?
@@brandongamingtv7545 :(
stromboli pink up e v r e y s i n g l e g r i n o f r i c e
Imagine your commander in the army coming in trying to bring motivation and be like:"EvEry m0RniNg I pEE".
“You will assemble EVERY GRAIN OF RICE”😂
No😍🐷🐖🐄🐂🦝🐈🐈⬛🦓🐖🐁🦛🐑🐂🦊🦝🦧🐱🐱🐈🐈🐈🦓🦓🦓🐖🦙🐁🐐🐆🦊🦝🐱🐈🐈⬛
"Swiftly and silently every morning"
Anyone who acts other wise WILL DIE
3:55
"Fire"
*Mulan fires to Shang*
"Not me, you idiot!"
🤣🤣🤣
"My name is Stromboli!" LOL
I love that part🤣
Shang: You're the craziest man I've ever met.
Me: Says the guy who shot one of his soldiers...twice.
"Every morning I pee." I can't stop laughing!
3:05 (shoots Yao almost killing him) ThAnK yOu FoR vOlUnTeErInG🤣
0:35
*Hugs stuffed rabbit*
It's not easy, you know.
“Thee emperor will stopper you”
"What?"
@Noah Johnston "Stop?"
@Noah Johnston, “So he will Stop?”
@Noah Johnston, “By building his Bus Stop he challenged my strength!”
shan you wot?
I didn’t think it was possible, but you’ve outdone yourself again. Love the animation btw
Everyone: Can someone make a Mulan YTP?
Qwistoff: *Raises hand*
Shang: Thank you for volunteering
Do I have to pick up every single grain of rice?
@@QwistoffYTP It took you a solid month.
Shang: FIRE!
Mulian: *fires it at Shang*
Shang: *falls back* NOT ME YOU IDIOT!!!
3:26 ti Shan: this doll came from army of dolls
Soldier: we can avoid them easily
Ti Shan: no the doll army will stop me so I'll pass
3:11
Mulan: *New Minecraft Player*
Yao: *Me trying to recover after a skeleton attack*
Shang: “I don’t need anyone camping my camp.”
Mulan as Ping: “Uh-“
“What is your name?”
“I’ve got a name, heh. And it’s Shang.”
“I didn’t ask for my name, I asked for yours.”
“My name is sCRaMbULI.”
“W h a t ?”
“I mean, uh.. it’s Choo Choo.”
“..Choo Choo?”
“No.”
“Then WHAT IS IT?!”
“A name.”
“I didn’t ask for a name, I asked for YOURS.”
“Ping.”
“Ping?”
“No.”
“Then WhAt Is It!?!?”
Lmao I love this conversation
4:15 "You missed!! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!!"
That's a woman!
What did you called me?
Nothing sir.
I stopped me
The emperor will stoper you!
What?
The emperor will stop
Stop
Stop
Stop so he will stop
Stop
By building his bus stop me challenged my strenght
1:58 *YOU WILL ASSEMBLE EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE* lol 😂😂😂
Shang: Retrieve the arrow. *it gets punched in further* I said retrieve it, not push it in further!!
Yao, ‘Ping’, Ling, and Chien Po are my last brain cells arguing
1:52 "Every morning...I pee" wish my commander said that!
Ma
I died here 🤣
One moment, you seem to be missing something! 1:47
That’s when I died 😂!
Are you Yao?
Why do I find the transitions (like around 2:06) funnier than the video itself XD
No offense to Qwistoff, everything else is still beyond funny 👌
That bloody opening left me in tears.
3:20-3:35
I laughed so hard it was considered a workout.
My favorite part.
"Every morning, I pee."😂 😂
Every time Shang said rice my ha’s in my laugh sounded more and more like gasps for air! Anyway good ytp
"The doll army will stop me" At this moment I absolutely lost it and am still crying after finishing the rest of the video. X'D
4:21 Turn the speed to 0.75% and it's sounds like that Alvin and the Chipmunks are signing Let's Get down to Business.
The emperor will storｐｏｒｏ you
TELL YOUR EMPEROR TO STOP MISSING HIS DOLL
"That's a woman?"
Shan Yu: Are you assuming my gender?
Hostage: Uh...no, sir.
What did you call me?
3:37 BEST CUT EVER!!! XD
"That's A Woman What Did You Call Me Nothing Sir Nice Doggy"
that's the only ones?
2:34 THAT FACE
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
someone make
A meme of this face
"You will assemble every *SINGLE* grain of rice"
*WHAT IS IT?!*
I have a guys name
0:19
The emperor will stop
Stop?
Stop
So he will stop?
Stop
By building his bus stop, he challenged my strength
the funniest line in the video for me XD
$ T Ø P WHTIH this
Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!?!
LOL 😂
3:33 A piece of art
2:21 had me dying
It’s not a Qwistoff video without Stromboli
Me: Ooh this looks good
Me 3 minutes later: *dies of laughter*
I honestly almost irl DIED from this. Really, I laughed so much my breathing stopped and I felt a pain in my tummy. Lucky for me I survived lucky for you you don't have to go to jail
Oh I didn't expect such a comment to be hearted
"My name is sTrOmBoLi!"
I lost it completely🤣😅😂
2:13 That would make for the perfect try not to laugh challenge
You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up every single grain of rice krispies.
Laughed harder than I should have XD
amazing work Qwistoff! Love your ytps!!
1:33 every single grain of 🍛
E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E
Every single gran curry 🍛
Now look at this cannon, that I just found, when I say fire, be ready to blow, 3:56
FIRE AT HIM NOT ME! *sigh* let's try something else!
@@akisa7865 YOU MISSED!
@@akisa7865 now watch and learn, here’s the deal
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Shang: EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE
"That 's a women!" , "wHaT dId YoU cAIL mE?" (Triggered) 0:09
“The doll army will stop me, so I’ll pass” wait, what?!
2:21 to 2:23
Mulan: “My name is *Stromboli!*
Shang: “WHAT!?”
Me: 👏😂
“Every morning I pee”
That’s true I do it too! 🤣😂
0:26 by building his bus stop 🚏😆
When mushu was groaning the rhythm got stuck in my head in a good way, qwistoff is the best.
Please make an extended version of Mushu remix. I cracked
This was so damn hilarious! You're amazing! Nice Job!
3:20
this scene killed me instantly
No. The doll army will stop me.
So I’ll pass
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM!
Boo
2:25 choo choo
1:48 shots him in the butt
2:21 My name is Stomboli
1:37 (poor yao)
1:18 Oh Yao you made a friend
4:30 YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION, NOW WERE'- **arrows kills shangboi** (Me: USE A UNO REVERSE CARD FOR HEAVEN SAKES!!!!
That’s a woman
Shan Yu: what did you call me?!
Nothing sir
I LOVE THIS!
but anyone know song name at 0:44 if their it is a real song its catchy af
th-cam.com/video/3Ex10DlToPc/w-d-xo.html :3
@@QwistoffYTP thanks m8
"Yao Pick Up Every Single Grain Of Rice"
Tara na
Mulan: very clumsy and likes to punch Yao
Shang: wants his army to pick up EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE
Yao: disliked by everyone especially shang
Shan Yu: extremely scared of dolls
0:31--- Depends on the size of the building. Plus, Shang, Stop hurting Yao.. He's my favorite character in your army.. ( You're abusing Yao. )
*Punches Yao*
3:02 - 3:08 So this is what the death penalty looks like
"The doll army will stop me so I will pass"
One of the best ytps I've ever seen(And I've seen a lot)!! Thank you for this!!
Choo Choo?