"I Gay Married a Mexican Mime" | DeAnne Smith

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  • @bonnie5076
    @bonnie5076 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4687

    "I'd tell you more about the mime, but she doesn't talk to me" XD

    • @idreamforreality3725
      @idreamforreality3725 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sir Doctor of Tardis

    • @fanksbutnofanks5599
      @fanksbutnofanks5599 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As reading the comments I read this exactly the same moment she said it

    • @cassandramartinez1031
      @cassandramartinez1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bonnie 😂😂

    • @jeremyeinbinder4632
      @jeremyeinbinder4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At the moment I'm typing this, there are 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin it.

    • @Ayesha_11122
      @Ayesha_11122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just got that joke. I'm an idiot.

  • @lillyodendahl6392
    @lillyodendahl6392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3913

    Her bowtie is wooden and I love it!

    • @136jab
      @136jab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      wooden bowties are cool

    • @radishsayshi
      @radishsayshi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I came here to be like - Is that a wooden bowtie?

    • @stuckin80
      @stuckin80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lilly Hallyu That's Mexican wood.

    • @andrewzimmer9161
      @andrewzimmer9161 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel like people weren't giving that fact it's due...

    • @BoomBox5168
      @BoomBox5168 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr! I want it!

  • @Jtblake
    @Jtblake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    I was not prepared for all of those mime jokes. Well done madam.

    • @StainlessHelena
      @StainlessHelena 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Did it leave you speechless aswell?

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did u felt like a wall on u ?

  • @kaiacat
    @kaiacat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6162

    My friend accidentally dates a lot of beekeepers

    • @aprilmartellmusic
      @aprilmartellmusic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      You win the internets.

    • @undeadfaerielover
      @undeadfaerielover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      A wonderful wonderful series of accident

    • @mmtruooao8377
      @mmtruooao8377 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      My mom has only ever dated guys called Paul

    • @maddodeuil3342
      @maddodeuil3342 7 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      you could say they are bee-sexual BD
      thisjokeiswayfunnierinspanishsorry

    • @bigrivet985
      @bigrivet985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I accidentally dated a bunch of bitches

  • @shanec9840
    @shanec9840 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4536

    She's so cheesy that she's funny. Because she totally owns her dorkiness. LOL

    • @4yer4
      @4yer4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ved Patel it's subjective ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ved Patel - That's because you're dead inside.
      Or you had turned off your phone.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @HelenFire420
      @HelenFire420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      True!

    • @Silver-ig9px
      @Silver-ig9px 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe she’s so cheesy that she feels grate?

  • @iamshelbyrose6005
    @iamshelbyrose6005 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5980

    i thought this was a ted talk

    • @hachic.7010
      @hachic.7010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      iamshelbyrose What do you mean this isn’t a ted talk?

    • @claireisrare
      @claireisrare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      it’s not what

    • @claireisrare
      @claireisrare 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      wow its actually not a ted talk oh

    • @saniaasan
      @saniaasan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      This doessss give that vibe, though!

    • @onetwo9500
      @onetwo9500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      iamshelbyrose its better

  • @alexiscarte16
    @alexiscarte16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6947

    Divorce isn't bad, toxic relationships are.

    • @sabrinasabrina5797
      @sabrinasabrina5797 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Alexis Carte word! 👍👌

    • @xandercorp6175
      @xandercorp6175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Alexis Carte Where do you think divorces come from?

    • @geetee2392
      @geetee2392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Divorce IS bad. Usually the relationships are toxic before the wedding ever happens. How about not marrying somebody you're already thinking about divorcing?

    • @yraco1232
      @yraco1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Gee Tee If the relationship is toxic though the divorce isn't bad, it was bad that they got married to start with but now someone is getting out of that relationship and moving on to someone who can treat them better.

    • @itsalwayshalloweenexceptwh5118
      @itsalwayshalloweenexceptwh5118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Divorce never ended a happy marriage. Or something like that.

  • @FordPrefict42
    @FordPrefict42 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1636

    Since they always come in 3s, we look forward to your third mime breakup and your upcoming book entilted, "Facts About Mimes They'll Never Tell You."

  • @EmmaDancesNever
    @EmmaDancesNever 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4753

    gayvorced

    • @Asterluna
      @Asterluna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      BoCollabs -yikes- the opposite of garried

    • @miacole
      @miacole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      emma litterly me

    • @guitaria6
      @guitaria6 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      emma
      lmao ya

    • @mionikat
      @mionikat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gavorced

    • @ciearabowles1514
      @ciearabowles1514 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      9

  • @lexibrown1371
    @lexibrown1371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3547

    I love her and she looks like Keith from buzzfeed

    • @eatingualive
      @eatingualive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      Don't you mean Grant from college humour

    • @charlottekomar
      @charlottekomar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      mini lesbian Keith

    • @angelique757
      @angelique757 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      She does!!

    • @kendallt9248
      @kendallt9248 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      She looks like Grant

    • @KattReen
      @KattReen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao omg I see it now, nooo

  • @anniebellec
    @anniebellec 7 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Well i told my grandpa that divorce rates are a lot lower with lgbt marriages but then reminded me that they've only had less than 3 years of marriage so they don't have a chance to get tired of being married

    • @noelanisinclair1520
      @noelanisinclair1520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      chipps and dipp well think about how long most gay people who are married have been dating at this point. Tons of gay couples I know have been dating for 5 years or more. One couple I know has been dating for 14 years now. So really it’s more that most have been dating so long because marriage wasn’t legal until recently so if they weren’t compatible they would’ve broken up by this point.

    • @anniebellec
      @anniebellec 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Noelani Sinclair that's a good point. But also, my parents were married for 17 and they got divorced. I was just saying how crazy it is that people like me couldn't even get married until 3 years ago. It's so damn sad

    • @asteri8299
      @asteri8299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      seeing as she referenced montreal im assuming she meant in canada, from which, gay marriage has been around for 14 years.

    • @mortenlarsen7220
      @mortenlarsen7220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Has nothing to do with gay or anything like that, it has to do with alot of people tend to rush into relationships they like each other and then 1 month later they say they are in love. 3 months later they move in together, and then 9 months later get a kid. 2 months after that they actually take a look at each other and realize they got nothing in common, and they share bearly any values and then split. Now the time line may be compacted too much or not enough, however it goes pretty much the same way time and time again.

    • @aikiuanonymous7703
      @aikiuanonymous7703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooo

  • @mariamatedei
    @mariamatedei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    "she's dealing with this: :D"

  • @blueberry1544
    @blueberry1544 6 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    My friend accidentally only dates girls named Sally and they're all clowns

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *accidently*

    • @ohlookawildidiot1875
      @ohlookawildidiot1875 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@reynhacoezy5510 *Danganronpa* (Your pfp)

    • @a.a.6318
      @a.a.6318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "An Abundance of Sallies"

    • @micahmosse3876
      @micahmosse3876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sounds like she has a type

    • @Midnight-Starfish
      @Midnight-Starfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's oddly specific to be an accident. Though I want to know how many people are in his area that are not only clowns but also named Sally.

  • @leiaporgana3835
    @leiaporgana3835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    I THINK I JUST FELL A LITTLE BIT IN LOVE WITH HER

  • @dyinginside4727
    @dyinginside4727 7 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    My auntie is gay divorced
    So I know 1
    Now I know 2

    • @el_naif
      @el_naif 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dying Inside You also must know your former auntie, the one your auntie got divorced from.

    • @jaxkel22
      @jaxkel22 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Do you not know your auntie's ex?

    • @pollypockets508
      @pollypockets508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      And David Tutera

  • @mossara7898
    @mossara7898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Had me at Gay Marrying a Mexican Mime

  • @isa0ber
    @isa0ber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3509

    oooh my god she's hilarious

    • @Lis_Kid
      @Lis_Kid 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DuncanKassel I hope you're trying to make a bad joke

    • @kingwithoutacrown1
      @kingwithoutacrown1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +@@Sc4recrow44 Fully concur. I would even go a step further and say that the creature in this vid is simply *annoying*. Maybe this sounds less noble or even harsh, but i watched some Sebastian Maniscalco vids before, a comedian who is really "hilarious".

  • @theabominablebitch8982
    @theabominablebitch8982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    She looks like my history teacher and sounds like her I can’t watch this without thinking about my homework

    • @ellasmart9241
      @ellasmart9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably a sign that you should do your homework

    • @AmetafJohora
      @AmetafJohora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

  • @sajidrezakarim4059
    @sajidrezakarim4059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1366

    OMG! She's fucking awesome

    • @hijack69
      @hijack69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no

    • @amore9003
      @amore9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hijack69 she, infact, is.

  • @jynxed66six54
    @jynxed66six54 6 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "we wont have an issue with divorces if we dont let em get married in the first place"
    -America

    • @littleripper312
      @littleripper312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If some of them are going to be bringing up kids I'd rather they be in a legal marriage to add structure and be less likely to just breakup and leave the kids.

    • @fvckyourcharade894
      @fvckyourcharade894 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a fantastic idea

    • @debbymccormack6525
      @debbymccormack6525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So you're ok with hetero divorce though, right?

    • @hopedean6424
      @hopedean6424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@littleripper312 That's not even accurate for many couples though? Like I know more happy couples that never got married but had children than unhappy or split ones? In fact I don't know any unmarried couples that had children and then split up

    • @amore9003
      @amore9003 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fvckyourcharade894 What, being homophobic? Forcing people into relationships they hate?
      Marriage rights are human rights.

  • @sherlockwatson2211
    @sherlockwatson2211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "there was a wall between us"

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      « She was always thinking inside the box »

  • @kyleeren
    @kyleeren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I WANT TO BE A GAY MIME!

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LET’S GO THE MONREAL SCHOOL

    • @TheCrimson147
      @TheCrimson147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reynhacoezy5510 count me in, lemme pack my stuff

    • @s.gallagher4851
      @s.gallagher4851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best sentence ever said

  • @abselby
    @abselby 7 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    I love DeAnne she's one of my favorite comedians
    I'm just going to point out the manninists at the bottom that were offended because she made a "Male White Privilege" joke. And remarked "She looks like a little boy" don't react to them just observe as if you are in a zoo.

    • @gspiderstudios
      @gspiderstudios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Don't worry, I came into this comment section prepared for these keyboard warriors. Watch her other stand up titled "straight men step your game up" or something like that. Nothing but triggered little boys with fragile egos in the comments saying "she's not even funny." I bet I'll find at least three guys saying "she's not funny" in this comment section alone.

    • @gspiderstudios
      @gspiderstudios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nevermind, found five.

    • @PhrontDoor
      @PhrontDoor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If you are a guy, a WHITE GUY, and it makes you 'uncomfortable' to hear people that recognize your privilege, then something is wrong with you.. I know, I'm a white guy -- been one for rather a very long time. I don't get pulled over when I'm borrowing someone's NICE car (in good or bad neighborhoods), they don't ask to check my receipt when I'm leaving the store, even when the alarm goes off, I am not scared when walking along a street -- ALONE...

    • @bonanimathambo8721
      @bonanimathambo8721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sister haniel I honestly didn't find her funny at all so it's not surprising that other people didn't either. That doesn't automatically make us (or the white guys in particular) "triggered little boys".
      abselby And she also does happen to look like a boy. I don't see how that's offensive since it seems to me that that's how she chooses to present herself.

    • @TenzinPhelps
      @TenzinPhelps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      PhrontDoor this guy is woke.

  • @bluemacaskillindependentfi9924
    @bluemacaskillindependentfi9924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    why hasn't she been booked in UK ??????

    • @JennyCThree
      @JennyCThree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      She's Russell Howards opening act when he performs in Canada sometimes.

    • @Cornbread117
      @Cornbread117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cuz the UK doesn't want this trash

  • @thecioff7
    @thecioff7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    It's called privilege... you know what I'm talking about white guys... it's the best! I died

    • @fanOmry
      @fanOmry 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually.. No. We don't.
      I do hear it's pretty sweet though.

    • @HavingAGreenDay
      @HavingAGreenDay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Politically correct "jokes" aren't funny, because they aren't lighthearted. She actually means it.

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well a joke is funny when there is some truth behind it ...
      That’s why I laughed all the videos

    • @Reub3
      @Reub3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      white woman privilege. its so cringey...

    • @pingus_waifu
      @pingus_waifu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Everyone has some sort of privilege, people getting offended about it proves they know it exists and just don’t want to admit it 😂😂

  • @ash-fz3tw
    @ash-fz3tw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I legitimately laughed harder than I have all week at those dumb mime jokes

  • @robertmoye7565
    @robertmoye7565 7 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    So creative, so engaging, so hilarious, so adorable!

  • @pissbandit9068
    @pissbandit9068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If you can make a mime make noise in bed, then you're doing something right."

  • @masonjar2887
    @masonjar2887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “They always come in threes, you should know that.” 😆
    “Are mimes my type?”🤣👌🏼

  • @leviismyoppa967
    @leviismyoppa967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her expression in the end. God I died

  • @SolarisDreamweaverVT
    @SolarisDreamweaverVT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The face at the end killed me 🤣

  • @liilianalopez1155
    @liilianalopez1155 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    cheesy without a single doubt, but she cracked me up regardless

  • @thetnta
    @thetnta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    DeAnne Smith is my favorite! She is so funny and her energy is the best!

  • @HighHeelKnight
    @HighHeelKnight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    An eight minute lap dance for only $10?!
    Where is that slice of Heaven establishment located?!!!

  • @mimineko1019
    @mimineko1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her timing is impeccable and she’s not awkward with her puns💕💕💕 I think she manages it by making fun gestures and faces so we don’t have time to feel awkward. It’s incredible to see someone so confidently dorky.

  • @Paslayas
    @Paslayas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'we broke up because of the wall'😂

  • @JuaniqueVerde
    @JuaniqueVerde 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved it! 😂 love your shirt & bow tie!! It’s ok if mime’s are your type 😂 😂

  • @vincewest8858
    @vincewest8858 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    DeAnne IS SO FUNNY

  • @sadetucker2094
    @sadetucker2094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bowtie is sick!!😍😍😍😍

  • @melissaCgreenwood
    @melissaCgreenwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love Deanne she was so good even 8 years ago (im getting old) when I met her at a comedy show. I remember her telling me the mime wife story. Damn, I knew she'd go far!!! 😄😄

  • @gov2260
    @gov2260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Some would say they were never actually married in the first place.

  • @auroraromero5329
    @auroraromero5329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    She is pretty funny but not laugh out loud funny. For me, she puts a smile on my face or a small, silent laugh out my noise but doesn't make my sides hurt. But she is pretty funny!

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 ปีที่แล้ว

    "After the mime and I broke up..."
    That's a beginning to a sentence I never thought I'd hear.

  • @EmmyHanna
    @EmmyHanna 7 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    and here i give you the gender bent version of john egbert

  • @fumikagetokoyami8297
    @fumikagetokoyami8297 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was going to go back to sleep until i found this and needed to know how funny it was and it was so funny i nearly fell over laughing

  • @Dawghome
    @Dawghome 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like her, I'm smiling while having a difficult time. Thanks DeAnne

  • @heytheredollfacex
    @heytheredollfacex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The fact that you're tickling yourself pink is just so entertaining. 😂

  • @eden3537
    @eden3537 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    L'cole Meme
    Meme school

  • @rosesubliminals7812
    @rosesubliminals7812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how sarcastic she is lmao

  • @jewlz48
    @jewlz48 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    HAHAH Love this comedian

  • @amberchaba1148
    @amberchaba1148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LAP DANCES ARE TEN BUCKS. OMFG. IM GOING.

  • @lewdaniels1128
    @lewdaniels1128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m a Mexican and live in the border of Texas, and TOTALLY agree the MANY Mexicans live in Canada mostly in the bigger cities ! But the big Canadian cities has more Mexicans than most US cities

    • @alexn.2901
      @alexn.2901 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're right there are no Mexicans in Quebec and outside of Montreal.

  • @themalakorein396
    @themalakorein396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was having a bad day, saw this don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life... Definitely going to look up more for this comedian

  • @robertjackson3552
    @robertjackson3552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i think we all know the first rule of mime school

  • @mimineko1019
    @mimineko1019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She’s super good with timing and her puns aren’t bad and awkward 💕

  • @musiclaboratory9694
    @musiclaboratory9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "how many people do you know who are gay divorced"
    Give it time

    • @squattingheads
      @squattingheads 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      How many are actually monogam?

  • @aldenheterodyne2833
    @aldenheterodyne2833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "for 8 minutes, while she's trying to do her job, she's dealing with this: *smiles like a dumbass*" I lost it. I laughed so hard I'm still hiccuping.

  • @saturdaynightgaming4783
    @saturdaynightgaming4783 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    One of these jokes reminded me of Rick and Morty

  • @chloeli1831
    @chloeli1831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg, I watched her ukulele-kitten video like, five years ago, and now she’s back in my recommendations!

  • @raaedravo
    @raaedravo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The look on the audience faces say it all....

  • @amiemariecreative163
    @amiemariecreative163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my gosh!! LMAO!!! Right out the gate, bam! She's so fricken hilarious I want to see more! ...also that bowtie 😊 💚

  • @De_Elias
    @De_Elias 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    LMAO

  • @Ali-fs7ze
    @Ali-fs7ze 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I wish there was a drumset on set for those mime jokes, those were pure gold!

  • @oof-rr5nf
    @oof-rr5nf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I am glad there are more videos of her stand up. She rules.

  • @EmmaGemma
    @EmmaGemma 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    she’s one of my all time fav comedians, grossly underrated!

  • @99cseni
    @99cseni 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    She's so funny 😂

  • @colorfulskies6477
    @colorfulskies6477 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you can make a mime make noise in bed you are doing something right ya know😏" xD died

  • @crackheadvibez5318
    @crackheadvibez5318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She was decently funny. I liked the small puns.

  • @rtnightmare
    @rtnightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And FYI, I already like this comedian. That was incredible. 😂

  • @urgae9125
    @urgae9125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve been gay left for better guys
    Oh, and don’t worry.
    I’ve done the gay lefting, too.

  • @hannahjoyhopes
    @hannahjoyhopes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She's SO FUNNY and yet her collar is k i l l i n g m e

  • @2016brownie
    @2016brownie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Her jokes are actually really funny but to me her delivery is off...

  • @joejoseph3078
    @joejoseph3078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    True story. The first two gay guys to get married in Wisconsin were also the first ones to get gay divorced.

  • @jan3211200
    @jan3211200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Pretty funny

  • @amberadams2935
    @amberadams2935 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The beginning n ending both omgg..ahahaha

  • @danandbands5854
    @danandbands5854 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Omg! She's great😂

  • @aaronberg6487
    @aaronberg6487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is the greatest bowtie I've ever seen

  • @kstormgeistgem461
    @kstormgeistgem461 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    ... It seems to be hit-or-miss with this one. Some times her jokes land, some times, they're just one big goose egg. [shrugs like what can ya do]

  • @kaistevens7668
    @kaistevens7668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The entire time I was just like... "That's a wooden bowtie.."

    • @gingersnap2133
      @gingersnap2133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maria Stevens thanks for pointing that out... now that’s all I can focus on...😂😭

  • @joelanderson4025
    @joelanderson4025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Funny hearing a lesbian comedian joke about men's privilege at Montreal comedy festival, and then goes to a strip club

  • @cadenlanders7873
    @cadenlanders7873 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That striptease face looks like an eight year old boy who’s trying to convince his mom to buy him a power ranger

  • @shakibzz
    @shakibzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    SHES GREAT I LOVE THIS

  • @Kaelon16
    @Kaelon16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay. I loved this and this audience was straight up disrespectful. I laughed at this and was smiling ear to ear the whole time. She’s wonderful and gifted.

  • @DIY-dog
    @DIY-dog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Love

  • @jimin4life797
    @jimin4life797 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I paid 10$ for a lap dance and 9$ for a juice today" 😂

  • @acidcola344
    @acidcola344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i mean true i like never see gay divorced people

  • @publicalias8172
    @publicalias8172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cbc comedy.
    That's about right.

  • @b4droi14
    @b4droi14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just to answer the title without watching the video, I know 16 gay couples who have divorced.

    • @inkstained8165
      @inkstained8165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Mohamed Abbache are you a divorce lawyer

    • @thesalazar7328
      @thesalazar7328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm gay and I don't even know 16 gay people. Are you some kind of lawyer? Like, a divorce lawyer?

    • @b4droi14
      @b4droi14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jasmine Inkstained just a popular person

    • @b4droi14
      @b4droi14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheSalazar more than that, i am a gay divorce lawyer

    • @turtato2155
      @turtato2155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mohamed Abbache *DUN DUN DUUUN!*

  • @canairycartoon
    @canairycartoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the little mic toss XD

  • @beans2036
    @beans2036 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I LOVE HER ABAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

  • @lolcutepeoplez9
    @lolcutepeoplez9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I kept laughing threw out SO GOOD!

  • @reneecarlson3847
    @reneecarlson3847 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    She looks and sounds a little bit like Tina Fey

    • @Ray-hk1zm
      @Ray-hk1zm 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't unsee it now.

  • @mrwedn3sday790
    @mrwedn3sday790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was literally thinking they come in threes 😂😂😂

  • @Janine.Najarian
    @Janine.Najarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    she's one of those folks that come to montreal and never learn french tho

  • @staryeyedsunflower6437
    @staryeyedsunflower6437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well, i found a new crush lol, I'm not a mime, but I'd totally go to mime school for her. 🤣

  • @monk3110
    @monk3110 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Lot of clapping but not much laughing...

  • @editinghanako7854
    @editinghanako7854 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The title is the literal thought I had in my head today.

  • @yogaandtransition8764
    @yogaandtransition8764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love this girl....she is so so so good....

  • @xTheWolfman1991
    @xTheWolfman1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Remember, if you're gay and you're a comedian, make sure all of your jokes are about how you're gay. Don't let the audience forget that you're gay! It's SO FUNNY!

  • @fakeituntilkingdomcome
    @fakeituntilkingdomcome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Coming from a black cishet girl,, she's not my type of humor. Personally, I kind of like it when comedians involve politics into their acts, because they do it in an actually well thought out way. Deanne was too... Blatant. They don't just make fun of a particular group, they make fun of EVERYBODY (most of the time lol). Like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, for instance. They cleverly turn everyone and everything into a hilarious joke. Deanne seems nice, but she's definitely not my type of humor. Im only pointing out my race and gender because people seem to think the only ones who don't enjoy her comedy are white, cishet males.

    • @manyabnormalities6980
      @manyabnormalities6980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well done? We don't need to know how you felt about it when it's only negative and other people clearly enjoy her?

    • @marysopworth1371
      @marysopworth1371 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I can definitely see why people like her but I’m not a fan for the same reasons you stated.

    • @thiqqboy985
      @thiqqboy985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@manyabnormalities6980 it's called criticism, it happens a lot cause other people have different preferences? It's shocking I mean you were negative when you didn't like her comment when others liked it.

    • @LesbianBear
      @LesbianBear 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She makes mostly gay jokes so like.. no one is surprised a straight girl doesn't enjoy her comedy ? lol

    • @rishikeshp.5610
      @rishikeshp.5610 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@manyabnormalities6980 Oh wow it's okay to share why you love something (though no one really is explaining why) but not to do the opposite.