Why Did Betty Botter Make Her Batter Bitter?
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Sorry for another hiatus! I'm sure you were super pissed! I'm sure it changed your life not seeing me for a couple of weeks! I'm sure it mattered! My apologies are definitely worthwhile!
Oops did I upload this? Sorry meant to send it to my Dad. I always mess that up! But hey while you're here, might as well leave a comment saying, "Matt, come on man, I know you can pull off shorter shorts than that! Come on! Give us a show for once!" Or something along those lines.
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Come on!!!
What would Betty botter say to that lest sentence?
Matt, come on man, I know you can pull off shorter shorts than that! Come on! You'd look great in daisy dukes!
Blew my mind when I realized he recorded the whole thing phonetically backwards, can't believe he's not mentioning how hard that must have been! We stan a humble professional
Eminem has been silent since this drop
He really is gonna have to respond to this, and soon, it's almost been 10 minutes and so far: crickets.
Joyner Lucas😂🫴🏾
Fucking love this every time. The slam poetry is unmatched sir. And the amount of takes I'm sure it took to get it right and to memorize - amazing.
Sub…
-stance! Now let’s dance,
it could have been scriped out
@@DigitalAqua. 🤓
@@DigitalAqua. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@DigitalAqua. Pfft, people who don't use periods at the ends of their sentences are the 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 nerds.
“Largely because larva farmers find its harder to harvest larger larva…” that part may have impressed me most the way it flowed in your sentence
I tried saying it quickly, but ended up talking about Llamas.
The conclusion?
Better Botter probably didn’t have anything to do with the matter.
Which seemed to have decomposed and sent a found scent a-scatter.
**(Offensively deviated septum attempts to inhale)**
But what was the matter was the pastry batter which Betty Botter made with her “Better butter”.
So Betty Botter actually did have to do with the matter,
Which still leaves my brain exactly as it was, shrinking. becoming flatter.
*snap snap snap snap*
Nice
It took me three tries but I got the tongue twister down. Please give us a harder one next time
Kid named finger
Are you the same guy who did the car window video?
@@Galliut holy shit, it’s him
If this was uploaded in like 2011, it would have gone viral and you'd be sitting on Ellen within the end of the week. Real oldschool youtube vibes, and I'm loving it.
I would watch an 8 hour, uninterrupted video of every single take before this one
Thanks for going through the hell of recording this… three minutes of a tongue twister without a single mistake!? You’re amazing my guy. Keep up the good work!
Honestly this video feels like a work of art. Idk how you come up with your video ideas, but I do know I continue to enjoy every one. Awesome creative spirit in you!
Very kind of you Bryce, thank you.
I'm not sure if I want to know how many takes this took or if we're better off not knowing it
nah yeah you're probably fine just wondering
Twenty seconds in and I was wondering the same. Well done man, that was brilliant!!
One take definitely
apparently at least 134
one
I'm convinced this was the first take.
And I'm convinced this was fully improvised. He just sat down with some bad pastry and went with it
Your delivery is astounding. It’s contrived without sounding contrived, and all around, the sounds you provide would make lesser tongues dive and flounder.
You're insane Mattyboyyy! Loved every second of this🙏🏼
I thought for sure the punch line would be "see? the proof is in the pudding"
was absolutely written and taken out before final draft
@@MattColbo once it again, it seems, that I am but a fool, and you are the master
I mostly-unspokenly-nowadays pride myself on being amazing at tongue twisters. I love collecting new ones. I also love clever dramatic language-play poetry like this (I once memorized a great parody called "Ravin's of A Piute Poet Poe" lol, highly recommended!) ... and I ... I feel challenged by this brilliant video. I've never been a competitive person but, like, something is stirring in my heart, something like what I feel when I watch a great rap battle, or cheesy dance showdown in a movie.
This just might be the thing that finally gets me over my endlessly overplanning uncommitted wussy personal growth arc, and makes me just start making videos like I've meant to a million ways a million times for what feels like a million years. 😳
If u ever do one tell me (us) in the comments we'll check that mate 😉
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Gosh I'm totally in the same position, except for the part where I'm close to getting out of it hahaha
Ait make a vid and be sure to tag me and the others interested here! We'll check it out when you're done.
Can someone please put a beat under this, this is pure art.
After Betty Botters bakery went out of business she started to sell seashells by the seashore
at the Wuhan wet market
THE one-take wonder Matt is back...!!! WOW
Holy shit bro i stumble even saying singular words. Love your cadence and flow, alliteration never fails to be satisfying
I choose to believe you did this in one take and also actually teleported into frame.
To write this leaves your brain in such a scatter.
To speak in just one take,
truly another matter.
Your genius does shine through, of that there is no doubt.
When the masses spy this clip, your name they'll surely shout!
Just simply brilliant Matt. You have reached another level.
just when you think it's done you check it and it's not even halfway. the creativity in this guy is truly incredible
I always love the tongue twister videos. Your rhythm is, dare I say, perfect.
Ever since I watched the blooper video you posted a while back, I've gained a new appreciation for the stuff you do, especially the tongue twister videos. And now you've done another one you crazy bastard.
Eminem has been real quiet since this dropped
Either he's insane at learning stuff by heart, or he's insane at editing videos.
You can memorize anything if you've got the time :)
I watched the tree in the background and could not see a single jump. So indeed a single take. Absolutely amazing! @Matt
I enjoyed this more than I thought I will
Absolutely brilliant.
This is brilliant
these are by far my favourite kind of videos from you, the writing is just so good and original. And then having to nail it in 1 take must be hell
This would un ironically slap so hard as a rap song.
Especially stuff like at 1:37
I transcribed it real quick and thought i'd share it in the comments if some1 else wants to try. Not sure if this kinda stuff is supposed to be patreon only content but if that's the case I will delete it again.
Hey! I've got something for us to share!
It's this pastry that was baked by the world's best baker
Elizabeth Botter, just before breakfast.
You see, yesterday, Betty Botter bought some butter,
but, the butter that Bettter Botter bought was a little bitter
so if she put it in her batter it would've made her batter bitter.
So, she said something so smart, so simple, yet still so sharp.
She said, I'll be bold, and buy a bunch of brand new butter
for this batch of batter and I bet it will be better that I,
Betty Botter, bought this bit of better butter".
And was she right? Nnno- yes. Of course!
But not entirely!
Because the butter that Betty Botter bought, had bugs in it.
Big ones, with all the worst diseases and scents that smelled
more sickening than even her oldest cheeses and her cheese is
egregious, even in pieces I mean, when the breeze seizes that skunky cheese funk, holy Jesus!
Pray to him you're not within reach of it!
It teases you first, then it freezes you, you drop to your knees and
you're wheezin', meetin' your demons, pleadin' for a reason
to keep on breathin' and then! the air sweetens.
[Sniff] Oh! The lilacs are in season!
There's that breeze again, haha.
Wait who owns that house? One lucky bugger no doubt! Haha!
Wait what are we talking about? Oh right, butter!
She surely was suspicious to the source of the insects
but she was incensed, it was intense and in a sense,
she suspected she was innocent, but some would dissent.
Did she even stop for an instant to ponder
if she'd wandered into the proper shop?
Surely she should've been wary to where she was marchin'
but no, she came chargin' in for margarine to
The World's Largest Larva Market.
But why would the World's Largest Larva Market harbour their
larva harvest in butter tubs? Well,
largely because larva farmers find it's harder to harvest
larger larva when their larva's not covered in a fatty substance
Now let's dance! Ha!
Because she's since removed the pests, I assure you it's fresh.
What? You detest when insects infest the stuff you ingest
and now object to my request to digest the rest?
Well jeez, be my guest I gues, unless,
what you've said was said in jest? No?
Well it'd be deception to suggest I wasn't upset
Look, I'm presently prepared to pig out as partners
and this is the part where I pledge the non-presence of these
previously present pests and for starters, look,
I trust Betty Botter with my life, alright?
She doesn't run some casual diner,
she is the finest designer of the finer things!
You won't find her kind of confections behind plastic protection
in the pastry section! You'd find her pies placed perfectly
on plates in the poshest of places for people to which
us laypersons are incapable of relating!
She's served presidents and popes and princes who cry,
"I want Betty Botter's best baked bread and pie!"
So if you let this pastry remain untried,
every fiber of mine will be mortified!
And as Betty herself opines:
"Once we set the oven, and set the timer, our deed is done.
So let us let the leaven do its lifting, letting the lessons
we've learned level our heads, and lessen the stresses
we once wrestled with. So we may then revel
in our settled heads, levelling any unrest one projects
because butter and baking, commands our respect."
So when you say to me:
"I've got my doubts that Better Botter's batter is gonna turn out."
I don't know what in God's name you're talking about.
And I've got the proof right here! See?
Oh my f- nevermind, thats disgusting!
Big thanks, I've been looking for a transcription since the video came out. Now I have some better vocal warm ups instead of the woodchuck one.
This is something im going to listen to when i have trouble sleeping
😂 this was amazing. The hard work that went into this demands on applause 👏👏👏!!!
YOUR TRANSITIONS ARE OFF-THE-CHART AMAZING !!! 🧸
I'm kinda proud and glad I've studied English enough years now to be able to understand and appreciate this masterpiece almost to its fullest!
You’re my favorite poet 😍
Same, he be the very best word magician.
damn she messed up. better go buy brand new butter for her batch of batter.
My god this is impressive to memorize. Also lyrically brilliant. You should use these skills to write for artists or something
And to make more amazing TH-cam content
The fact that every sentence makes sense while rhyming with the other truly amazes me
I sent this to my highschool English teacher and she is crying out of Harmony
I still rewatch this till today and your slam poetry skills and delivery are just so great man. Keep it up
omfg, you're scratching a very specific spot in my brain that was itching but somehow I didn't realize it - thank you!
how the hell do you do these so well? i love it
Please make more stuff like this - I absolutely love it!!!
Man I want to put this to a sick jazzy beat, or some kind of prog rock that syncs up one way or another to this amazing bit of poetry 💛 nice job man wow!
Holy moly this is good. Insane work you put into this
Cant wait for one day to see all the outtakes of this video
Who tf knew there was such a unique artist floating around on youtube. This is awesome. So cool and different, I’m a new fan of your work!
you are holding the comedy world on your shoulders son . dad is proud.
This guys tongue deserves a raise.
"Matt, come on man, I know you can pull off shorter shorts than that! Come on! Give us a show for once!"
nice one Matthew
Bro this dude is putting out straight bars, no wonder Eminem never wants to diss him!
Great content as always! So much fun to watch
oh how I've missed this format
That “in jest” was genius. Squealed XD
Also thanks for pointing out how deviated your septum is I guess.
I LOVED THAT I FOUND YOUR CHANNEL 😂😂😂❤️
beat goes hard
Absolutely brilliant!
Back with another good classic
*hood
This made me smile. Nice job!
At long last. Another 10/10, good to see you again you handsome man
Hey Matt glad to see your videos again, for a second there it sounded like you were rapping - drop a beat and you're practically eminem
This is like Hamilton if it was written for GenZ's with no history knowledge - genius, love it!
I'm amazed at how you write and memorize these every time...
That ending was brilliant, immediately added 10x the value to whatever ad came after
I feel like this is an acting reel that he sent to hollywood that he decided to upload as well lol
Was pleasantly surprised by your "haha jk... unless?" in the middle of this
If Dr Seuss were still alive he'd'a blown his Green Eggs over this
Beautiful !
The thumbnail alone is a masterpiece. :D
10/10 Poet king! Loved it.
This + David Dockery on drums would be such a fucking BOP
Slim Shady in the house
mans went from my friend to news anchor to rapper to shakespeare to my friend, but disgusted
I love this man. He's too good
Bruh I felt uncomfortable because it scared me how fast he was talking
thanks for the upload!
Eminem’s been real quiet since this came out 20 minutes ago. He’s probably napping or something.
Dead in the middle of Little Italy, little did we know that we bought this butter that would fill our mouths bitterly...
This dude needs to be writing for Epic Rap Battles.
I always thought I could speak fluent English... and than Matt uploads a new video
A banger as always, good man!
This is what happens when you wake up at 3am everyday.
Got to love this man for this
The Return of the King
How many takes did this take?🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥. My tongue would have jumped out of my mouth
Wonderful ! I didn't expect to be so entertained by this kind of poetry. And your diction is lovely, for a frenchie like me it was very understandable :)
now all this needs is a trap beat and its perfect
i like this poem
Wonderful. Well done
you took tongue twisters to another level
Holy shit, that is great and damn impressive!
The whole three minutes I was waiting for a cut or a slipup, but no, perfection
Need a petition or audition to be on Letterkenny ASAP
My god mans on some dr. Seuss shit
That must have taken so many tries 😂
Awesome Matt!
Betty botter better have bought the brightest butter after this abhorrent breakdown of the batter bakery.