If Linux Took Over the World

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ความคิดเห็น • 194

  • @kommentator1157
    @kommentator1157 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Damn, this is so accurate.
    Either Sam has seen too many Linux memes or become one of us

    • @LeGamer_YT
      @LeGamer_YT ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just the sudo part is not correct but i love the hummor cuz ist not sudo apt clean ist sudo clean and for the art iyou can make ur linux biutifall sorry but i juqt needed to say that

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Linux mint lol, arch linux joke unless you know linux all the subtitle jokes are obvious, like the windows having archs, and the Ubuntu airplane having a terminal. 😅😅😅😅😅

    • @luiscarlosvieira3966
      @luiscarlosvieira3966 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He is one of us... for sure...

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@LeGamer_YT fat fingers?

    • @solarshows1088
      @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @raxadian
    @raxadian ปีที่แล้ว +34

    If Windows 11 took over the world you would have to watch ten ads before you can go to the toilet.

    • @solarshows1088
      @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was n yet.

    • @grizzlycharizard0017
      @grizzlycharizard0017 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shit you probably have to have a product key just to get into the house.

  • @lllIIIlIllIIll
    @lllIIIlIllIIll ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Sam you're so underrated, I wish I found you 5 years ago

    • @brazenbunnies
      @brazenbunnies ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You know, all his old videos are still up. May I recommend “Goats Outside”.

    • @edgarburlyman738
      @edgarburlyman738 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've been watching him since he taught me how to play piano without knowing how

    • @Rrbgameratpx4869
      @Rrbgameratpx4869 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I found him a long time ago lol

    • @adamgreenhill110
      @adamgreenhill110 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a 5 year subscriber, I'm just sad he never exploded in popularity

    • @oopsiexist
      @oopsiexist ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish I found him in 2012 when this channel just made

  • @the2323guy
    @the2323guy ปีที่แล้ว +71

    lol the sudo part is so reletable for everyone

    • @naga_serpentis
      @naga_serpentis ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh I can’t sign up for a job?
      Sudo sign up for a job
      Oh… I’m not in the sudoers file.

    • @thekillersclan420
      @thekillersclan420 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahha

    • @QuinceTart10
      @QuinceTart10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@naga_serpentis ...thanks god, that I know the root password!

    • @naga_serpentis
      @naga_serpentis ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Eye of Cthulhu What if I wasn’t the one who installed it?

    • @UnknownEntity-69
      @UnknownEntity-69 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@naga_serpentis is not in the sudoers file. *This incident will be reported*

  • @Abaw
    @Abaw ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The Linux Mint joke kinda caught me off guard.

    • @Originalimoc
      @Originalimoc ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait which one

    • @Abaw
      @Abaw ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Originalimoc 0:19

  • @robonator2945
    @robonator2945 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:15 missed opportunity to point out how absolutely lethal sigkill is on linux. On windows, you tell a program to kill itself, on linux, it's already dead before you finish the first word.

  • @TocoaPuffs
    @TocoaPuffs 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I love linux. I laughed so hard I scared my dog when you said "you'll never be able to leave the terminal" 😂

  • @gagan.dee.p
    @gagan.dee.p ปีที่แล้ว +131

    After using Linux for 30 mins - I am sort of a programmer myself.

    • @jacksoncosta4031
      @jacksoncosta4031 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahhahahahahaha

    • @gblargg
      @gblargg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ...writing the startup script to fix everything up after boot.

    • @luhgarlicbread
      @luhgarlicbread 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I be feeling like that haha

  • @TheSkykidof68
    @TheSkykidof68 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I lol'ed at the "inadequate drivers" part, so true as well 😂

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Weird that, given Linux even has drivers for stuff that no longer has support for more modern versions of Windows

    • @keit99
      @keit99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wisteela some linux drivers aren't great. (Looking at you nvidia). But driver Installation is far more complicated on the Windows side. (Especially if you want to have all the latest versions of them.

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keit99 The only issue I've had with Nvidia drivers is a blank start up screen

    • @keit99
      @keit99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wisteela Yes it's better than I made it sound, but it's still badly integrated. (Especially optimus was a pain in the arse until a few years ago)

    • @wisteela
      @wisteela ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keit99 I've only had experience with an old card

  • @talkysassis
    @talkysassis 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The car part is funny because cars really use Linux irl.

  • @cjeelde
    @cjeelde ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:38 - "entering the terminal"
    I miss seeing the Linux terminal aka CLI (Command Line Interface), at least for a quickie 🥺 but it was so great to at least see a real terminal with real people! So fun!
    So great video!! 10/10 as always or almost always!

    • @markm0000
      @markm0000 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Powershell has Linux compatibility now.

  • @Sugalishere
    @Sugalishere ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love this man's videos honestly 🤣🤣 yo Sam please bring back the "funky news" where you tell us about you , us and everything funky at the end of videos. ❤❤❤ I wish I worked for as many companies as you 🤣

  • @UKfromadrone
    @UKfromadrone ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You missed gaming: showing a steamdeck and saying "uh, it actually works sometimes"

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you know over 92% of the top 1000 steam games work through proton at silver or better under proton, right? And even of those that are bronze and below, several of them are just shitty bug bags to begin with, so they're just bad on both windows and linux. Of the ones that don't run under proton, almost all of those are because the developers intentionally chose not to enable anticheat support, despite it now being widely avaliable and as easy to implement as ticking a single box. (some are more complicated of course, but the point is it's a developer choice, not an inability to run the game)
      I seriously don't get why this "it doesn't work reliably" thing keeps popping up, least of all for a immutable device like the steam deck which has device specific tweaks to further boost compatibility.

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated ปีที่แล้ว +5

    …How the fsck did you manage to screw up VLC so badly that it played things upside down? 😂

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for the comment mention at the end! :D

  • @n1robe
    @n1robe หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "The Windows are Arch by the way" - got me hard.

  • @user146n
    @user146n ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i love GNU/Linux and OpenBSD.

  • @Moongamuntanga
    @Moongamuntanga ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sam you are so amazing man ✌🏽I love your videos 🥂

  • @Dennis-Earl-Smiley
    @Dennis-Earl-Smiley ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite, though not perfect, was sudo apt clear joke!

  • @josephmburu9335
    @josephmburu9335 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is so funny as a Linux user ..... Especially the last part

  • @kolz4ever1980
    @kolz4ever1980 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That part with the air plane fucking kills me 😂

  • @viasland
    @viasland ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yet another great video sam

  • @tabiserebour5912
    @tabiserebour5912 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This channel is underrated 😂

  • @jgaming2069
    @jgaming2069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best comedian / actor on youtube

  • @muayyadalsadi
    @muayyadalsadi ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:22 jokes a side, this is not true. There are whole businesses around linux, Redhat revenue is more than 4 billion dollars a year, it was acquired by IBM with more than 36 billion dollars more of them in cash (more than WhatsApp, and WhatsApp deal was not in cash, but rather stokes in fb). Then you have azure, and aws which is basically linux for rent. And you have android which is basically a platform to consume content and apps.

  • @anon_y_mousse
    @anon_y_mousse ปีที่แล้ว +26

    As a longtime Linux user, these are very accurate. Although, things are better now than 20 years ago, even than just 10 years ago. And for sure they've always been better than Windows. I'd suggest a video on Windows taking over the world, but sadly that's the world we're already living in.

    • @CraigHollabaugh
      @CraigHollabaugh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, 20 years ago audio never worked right if at all (always had an ISA sound blaster installed) and got quite good at editing xorg.conf file.

    • @solarshows1088
      @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

    • @solarshows1088
      @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      I successfully installed Virtualbox. I was just playing on the words "Microsoft" in a "Virtualbox".

    • @alicethegrinsecatz6011
      @alicethegrinsecatz6011 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Actually, Linux already Tooks other the world. Half the internet using Linux in the backend and from top 1000 servers, it's even 97% Linux. Google, Meta and Amazon are using Linux in the infrastructure and even Microsoft developed several Linux Distros for replacement of Windows Server in their backend. Azure Cloud, Xbox Services, Xbox Cloud Gaming, OneDrive & Co are running on Linux.

  • @MannyGraal
    @MannyGraal ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Lol😂 this was too funny, I currently use Garuda Linux which is based on arch.
    This video is accurate. 🎉maybe I should install arch on my windows too 😂😂😂

    • @mrkitty777
      @mrkitty777 ปีที่แล้ว

      You've seen the windows with archs whic obviously is a pun on arch linux 😅😅😅

    • @MannyGraal
      @MannyGraal ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrkitty777 indeed, that part was very clever

    • @user-tc9tb3a
      @user-tc9tb3a ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based on Arch btw

  • @CraigHollabaugh
    @CraigHollabaugh ปีที่แล้ว +7

    At first, I thought this was corny but quickly realized the opposite. Brilliant, full of inside jokes, laughed and smiled my way through the entire video. Thanks from Colorado (Linux user since 1995)

  • @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT
    @Eren_Yeager_is_the_GOAT 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:15 if Linux really did take over the world having windows would become illegal

  • @hugo4it
    @hugo4it หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:32 this sounds like sudo-science

  • @notjustforhackers4252
    @notjustforhackers4252 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    😁 Ironically Linux has taken over the world..... just not on the desktop. Love this stuff Sam, so funny.

  • @NVAfilm
    @NVAfilm ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oops, he installed australian linux in the movie theater

  • @claudiorebelo
    @claudiorebelo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The last bit was pure gold 😂

  • @sergeantsapient
    @sergeantsapient 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Would have been funny if when he said 'sudo apt clear' it told him it needs to update the repos first then had ro to wait for that before using the paddles.

  • @SuperFinGuy
    @SuperFinGuy ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Windows 10 is my last windows, that is for sure.

    • @obvious_giraffe8386
      @obvious_giraffe8386 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I see what you did there

    • @anon_y_mousse
      @anon_y_mousse ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either Win98 or WinXP was mine, depending on whether you'd count 3 or 4 months of usage of WinXP at all.

    • @solarshows1088
      @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว

      I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @hanibachi3719
    @hanibachi3719 ปีที่แล้ว

    That sudo joke made me piss myself

  • @LeviElevn
    @LeviElevn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like computer jokes but the arch got me

  • @thewitchpolyglot6625
    @thewitchpolyglot6625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the last one was the most hilarious

  • @vtron8580
    @vtron8580 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine if everyone discover “Linux from Scratch”, everyone will have their own os

  • @Webshadow
    @Webshadow 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There are more linux devices than windows devices, that goes for servers and clients, most people just don't know, perhaps thats for the better 😬

  • @YAHAYAH_369
    @YAHAYAH_369 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for the laughs.

  • @lifechann
    @lifechann ปีที่แล้ว +1

    everything happens in the Terminal

  • @GRCanalYT
    @GRCanalYT ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Alternate title: If the entire world ran on Arch... Btw

    • @GRCanalYT
      @GRCanalYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I HATE SPAM COMMENTS

  • @VibhavSinha
    @VibhavSinha ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don't use Arch, btw.

  • @OleksandrSe
    @OleksandrSe ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay. Actually good jokes😁 Definitely sub🥂

  • @AveemAshfaq
    @AveemAshfaq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh My God. You can tell Sam is a true linux user because of all the inside jokes
    I use arch btw

  • @clusterstage
    @clusterstage ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy's jokes is hilarious 😆😆

  • @zachisbasics7143
    @zachisbasics7143 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Now we need If Apple Took Over The World.

    • @o_s-24
      @o_s-24 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be...expensive

    • @UhrBushaltestelle
      @UhrBushaltestelle ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oxygen cost $9.99 a month

    • @keit99
      @keit99 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah that's just cyberpunk😂

    • @zachisbasics7143
      @zachisbasics7143 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keit99 Noice

  • @solarshows1088
    @solarshows1088 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I use Ubuntu so I tried installing my Miicrosoft in a Virtual box but the Virtual box asked me if it was in yet.

  • @rabidbigdog
    @rabidbigdog ปีที่แล้ว

    Dave Cutler "*nix fragmenting into all their 'offers' (distros) was great for us (Microsoft)".

  • @mr.alkenly889
    @mr.alkenly889 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the funny thing is I'm pretty sure smart refrigerators run on linux

  • @HarrisonBorbarrison
    @HarrisonBorbarrison ปีที่แล้ว

    Haha, I definitely understand all of those references! 🥲

  • @TsjuunTze
    @TsjuunTze ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Linux is love :-)

  • @Paradiiiice
    @Paradiiiice ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam for President

  • @alicethegrinsecatz6011
    @alicethegrinsecatz6011 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Actually, our modern communication infrastructure, science computer and Co are mostly running on Linux.

  • @SerhatAtayMD
    @SerhatAtayMD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok can’t wait for the Apple version of this lol

  • @vaspadure2725
    @vaspadure2725 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nu poate, pamantul este plat.
    Ape curbate ce stau cuminti pe o bila plina 70% de ele care se invarte cu viteza sunetului este cea mai mare minciuna pe care omenirea a inghitit-o ca pe o placinta... plată.

  • @Originalimoc
    @Originalimoc ปีที่แล้ว

    Why I know all the references 😂😂😂

  • @BenjaminAlternate
    @BenjaminAlternate 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Does Sam know that most devices that aren't desktop OS run Linux?

  • @PerChristianFrankplads
    @PerChristianFrankplads ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam, that hat made you look quite Romanian! Maybe you're integrating faster than you think?

  • @MacTTR
    @MacTTR 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i mean linux already runs majority of smartphones and basically every server, not to mention macos being based on the darwin kernel, kinda already took over the world ;-;

  • @tagwised
    @tagwised ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LINUX FOR THE WIN!!!

  • @alexk4894
    @alexk4894 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    sudo like

  • @CG_Hali
    @CG_Hali ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kiti AI should take over the world next!!! Pleaseeeeeee!!!

  • @theodoros_1234
    @theodoros_1234 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing video😂😂

  • @Mark-mu4pj
    @Mark-mu4pj ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam is a genius.

  • @kebman
    @kebman ปีที่แล้ว

    Nobody uses Linux. except Android owners. Chromebook and Kindle owners. Oh, and just about anyone surfing Internet through anything from a server to a route. And not least the Large Hadron Collider...

  • @sparky6757
    @sparky6757 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean no offense to Linux users, it has some great advantages, but I just want something that I take out of the box and it works, thanks
    I don’t have enough spare time to waste half of it trying to make (thing that isn’t working) work

    • @hgilbert
      @hgilbert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      no worries, you won't be missed.
      other os'es are a big business.
      they need ever growing number of customers.
      linux is a global community project.
      we users need it way more -
      than it will ever need us.
      that unless you are a top contributor / kernel developer.
      and even then someone talented can quickly take your place,
      carrying on from where you left,
      should you defect.

  • @catto24
    @catto24 ปีที่แล้ว

    do "If Linux took over the world, but Apple bought Linux and Microsoft bought Apple"

    • @catto24
      @catto24 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      p a r o d y c o n c e p t i o n

  • @athiqrahman818
    @athiqrahman818 ปีที่แล้ว

    how does a comedy guy know soo much about linux??? very good!

    • @hgilbert
      @hgilbert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      closet user.
      to install Arch on a mac.
      when i don't even dare installing it on a normal PC so tricky
      and I've been on linux for 17 years.

  • @angeleocorrodead
    @angeleocorrodead ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We need linux bdsm edition!

  • @SuRFaceGoD
    @SuRFaceGoD ปีที่แล้ว +1

    sudo apt clear🤣🤣

  • @iamfinky
    @iamfinky ปีที่แล้ว

    Harsh, but fair... 😂

  • @dummyxl
    @dummyxl ปีที่แล้ว

    Btw. I'm using arch right now.

  • @OhHeyItIsNano
    @OhHeyItIsNano ปีที่แล้ว

    This is gold. Very hilarious. 🤣👏

  • @FormalSnake
    @FormalSnake ปีที่แล้ว

    fun fact, youtube servers run on linux.

  • @shuvo-d-4839
    @shuvo-d-4839 ปีที่แล้ว

    com onnnnn I never told anyone that I use linux

  • @Angular777
    @Angular777 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sam, Linux already has taken over the world, most servers run Linux! Just not the end users yet, because users would rather spend more money for crap hardware (Mac) and software (Windows)

  • @martineyles
    @martineyles ปีที่แล้ว

    Bixby can take over the world!

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela ปีที่แล้ว +1

    In many ways, it already has.

  • @Cyber_Gas
    @Cyber_Gas 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It is not linux it is gnu/linux

  • @senditall152
    @senditall152 ปีที่แล้ว

    If only

  • @jamesfiegel9675
    @jamesfiegel9675 ปีที่แล้ว

    Long Live Steam Deck :)

  • @alejandroalzatesanchez
    @alejandroalzatesanchez ปีที่แล้ว

    the linux beach will be jhon deere

  • @cyanmello_
    @cyanmello_ ปีที่แล้ว

    sudo apt clear 💀💀💀

  • @Sudip_Sarkar_Charles_Edwards
    @Sudip_Sarkar_Charles_Edwards 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The world belongs to linux because earth and her resources is free..

  • @True-Onion7737
    @True-Onion7737 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jokes aside, Linux does have viruses. It's just that, as you said, they don't know how to install themselves

  • @gaurabgain2782
    @gaurabgain2782 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Eventually linux will take over the world.

  • @patrickmaloney1810
    @patrickmaloney1810 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just got an Apple Watch Ultra. Do a video explaining how I made a mistake. $1K for a f*cking watch...

    • @youtube.user.1234
      @youtube.user.1234 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t understand why people pay so much for a watch.. especially an Apple Watch.. my 20 dollar smartwatch can do almost everything an apple watch can do XD

  • @tutacat
    @tutacat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    No, servers have viruses

  • @peterdixon6807
    @peterdixon6807 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is nothing sacred?

  • @brazenbunnies
    @brazenbunnies ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam. You complain not enough women are Linux fans…what percentage of SamTime subscribers are women?

  • @DJPJ.
    @DJPJ. ปีที่แล้ว

    6 billion men and only 6 wemen?

  • @mattb9343
    @mattb9343 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If Nintendo took over the world. 🤔

  • @maxmeister747
    @maxmeister747 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    God this is too funny

  • @TheGTP1995
    @TheGTP1995 ปีที่แล้ว

    Linux already took over the world, it's just that you didn't notice because it isn't installed on your PC ;)

  • @pancakebob553
    @pancakebob553 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm one of the 6 women who uses Linux. The reason we're not interested is because I'm asexual and the remaining 5 are a polycule

  • @juliozabre1446
    @juliozabre1446 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please please pleeeeeeease make macOS take over the world

  • @richardson2287
    @richardson2287 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    mac os take over the world and android

  • @gettinsquare2987
    @gettinsquare2987 ปีที่แล้ว

    /genius