Apple Reacts to Being Sued by America
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มี.ค. 2024
- The Department of Justice in the USA has just sued Apple for being a monopoly. But Apple tells them to “get in line!”
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At this point headline "Apple was sued by pack of dogs and one cat" would be not suprising and believable
Before we know it all the companies'll be suing each other 😅
He made a video on it already
We might see Apple was sued by another Apple.😂😂
@@M16-bf4ku We already saw another Apple sue Apple. The Beatles music company also called Apple gave permission for Apple to use their name and logo providing Apple didn't sell any music. Apple then broke the contract by selling music and were successfully sued by Apple.
EVEN AMERICA???? How bad do they have to be. Thats an accomplishment
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀
Truly outstanding indeed
I remember back in 2000 to 2002 where the US sued Microsoft for the same reason.
Forced monopoly through the Internet Explorer browser.
America loves to hurt consumers in the name of the free market.
@@chillinJohnny👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Only Apple can charge banks a fee 🤣
Governments can do that also.
@@maxpro751 exactly 🤣
Doesn't Apple own America? Oh, the paradox!
No that would be is rail !
Not €nough!
Everyone know it’s Disney, JohnsonJohnson that owns America.
Tim Cook’s hording all the money instead of buying politicians.
Otherwise those big companies would have $20 trillions net worth by now….
Does that mean Apple owns Europe too then? Since America owns Europe? 🤔
Get out touch grass inc*l@@Curiousinternetperaon
"Hi, I'm a mac, and I'm a department of justice", lol so f-ing funny
WHAT?
Tim Cook, the Monopoly man!
😂
Feeling bad for bank or feeling bad for apple, that's a tough one.. although i do lean towards bank, they send me a happy birthday text every year
The bank passes that cost onto the retailer...so retailer takes the knock and often margins are single digits anyways. Which means...cost or below cost.
I look at it this way. I can give my money to a bank or I can give my money to Apple. At least I know I can access my money from my bank where as if I buy an iPhone it will start sucking one update after they announce the new iPhone 6 months later. And I'm not giving Apple any more money then I have to, even if they come out with an iMattress that I can hide my money under.
And that birthday text costed me 5$ every year
1:48 Made me crack my ribs🤣🤣...'We're going to start feeling bad about banks, now!!'
Good point!
"Buy your mom an iphone" really backfired on Apple 😆
Tim Cook finna be sued by everyone..💀🙏
He’s gonna retire quite comfortably 😂
Tim Apple*
Tim cook aint cooking
His name is Tim Apple. 😤
he's gonna get cooked lol xD
I bet Tim ain't very happy looking back at the arrogance when he told that man to buy his mom an iPhone.
He was literally admitting what the journalist was pointing out by doing that lmao.
the fact that he thought at any point of his career it was a good idea implies he expected this shit to go down and he simply wanted the golden parachute when he has to eventually quit Apple to unfuck its stocks.
I think he probably doesn't regret it at all. The only people mad about him saying that are android users.
He was clearly laughing, it's called a joke. The fact that other companies don't compete in certain segments isn't Apple's fault, it's the other companies faults.
@@declanwright Let's not pretend Apple users don't hate the green bubbles
Department of Jusice *dressed as Hitman*
the I'm a mac parody was on point holy shit samtime has peaked
hopefully he has not peaked! hehe, go sam go
''Buy your Mom an iPhone''. Let's see how much these words end up costing Timothy, hopefully not enough for him to be compelled to buy his Mom an Android.
😂😂😂😂
TIM COOK IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!!!!! I AM NOT AN APPLE SHEEP BUT APPLE PRODUCTS DO PERFORM MUCH BETTER THAN ANDROID DEVICES!!!!!!
It's crazy how these Apple fans flock to the internet like an army to defend Apple. You know they didn't actually read the 80 page filing or even half a page of it. It just read if you headlines on the verge or something
The Sheepholders will do anything and are blinded by Apple's monopolistic and greedy ways. I also have and use Apple products but I am not a sheep like their delusional fanbase.
@@Gurenn83Wow, so you're a sheep but you feel like you're special, very nice.
@@icantcomeupwithnames469 using Apple products isn’t synonymous to being an apple sheep.
You can drink soda, but still know that it’s bad for your health.
I’m an android user. But isn’t this Lawsuit about the wrong things. It should be about the anti repair stuff.
@@icantcomeupwithnames469he’s not
Opening is gold. Pure genius
SAMTIME have been ur follower and subscriber since 2012 and boy oh boy u have come a far way without licking the boots of tech companies or getting paid by them which is at this day and age very very rare.Ur humor is like a pro standup comedian nice editing skills man love u not in Tim Cook way!
He is finally overcoming being shadow banned! 👏
Thanks!
Hey thanks Linux!
Nice that America is finally suing monopolies again. Now let’s do the rest of them too.
we sue Microsoft pretty regularly, Apple is just better at dodging.
I don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but it's pretty wild when you consider their actual behaviors and compare them. It's like the same shit but Microsoft gets the paddle while apple gets to slowly and quietly make a minimal effort to backpedal.
I remember MS being sued for making Explorer preinstalled default browser. 25 years later… good luck with attempting to delete Edge from Windows. And it periodically appears to be default, no matter how hard you click NO button…
"Did anyone say PC?" ... ROFL ... 😂😂😂 ... as an iPhone/Apple-Watch-User I really do hope that Apple will lose BIG this time! 👍
0:49 voice crack was perfectly timed😂
3:21 So glad he’s still getting so much mileage out of that clip after all these years! 😂
It never gets old, Samsung Galox
That's great acting too, one of the best videos of a guy talking to himself
"You're suing us wrong!" ~Apple, Probably
The cat saying 'subscribe today' at the end😂 gets me every time
DJ Koh 😂
I love it when he does that!🤣🤣🤣
NEED MORE VIDEOS!!! Laugher = good for the soul. 😂 🤣 🤣
Every time the Fffff is bleeped you squeeze a chuckle out of me
I loved the "The all new lawsuit against Apple" - it really tickled some nerves for me 😂
If the eu doesn’t immediately sue apple as well, I’ll be disappointed
"This is amazing"
- Tim Apple.
But seriously, loved this news about the lawsuits against apple. We need more of these to keep them in check.
This is a tough year for apple
Tough year for the isheep too their wallets gonna disappear
@@s.......What do you mean by that
Good!
@@muzammil292Apple never loses money, if they have to pay fines, somebody will have to pay for it, and who all know the ones who will.
@@s....... more then likely not. Cash grab on this one. Apple will pay the fine and all will return back to as it was.
My $100 Motorola does everything I need plus I didn't need to take out a small loan to buy it.
Exactly! Loans are bad anyways.
just sell your kidney like a true patriot would.
We need a physical version of Monopoly - Apple Edition!
Where it's not dollar but "billions of dollar"!
"You just leaked the release date of MacBook Air M4, please pay 2 billion dollar!"
"People dont use the iPhone as a gaming device. And that's why we marketed the iPhone 15 Pro Max as a gaming phone with console level graphics"
How do you sue PC? PC isn’t a company. A Mac is a PC, the just pretend it’s not because marketing.
Awful take, Apples are all made by a single company; no one company owns all PCs. Not even Microsoft; linux exists.
@@Hyperencrpted12345 PC literally stands for Personal Computer, so a Mac is literally a PC. It's got nothing to do with the software.
@@GeeEee75pc refers to windows pc ever heard of pcmr?
@@UnlimitedUtopiaPC refers to PC. Period. We are very far out from the dichotomy of IBM PCs and Macs.
😂 you serious??? apple got their parts like screen and chips from another company Like ARM, TSMC, Qualcomm, Samsung and inteL, hahaa LOL@@Hyperencrpted12345
I'm honestly surprised the US did something about a company abusing capitalizm.
Those galux clips never get old 😂😂😂
3:13 the lip sync was almost perfect 😂
I was waiting for the Linux guy!
PC is the linux guy
@@BozesanVladNo, the format of this video is referencing some old Mac commercials, where PC is pretty explicitly only Windows.
Isn't the right to repair / built in obsolescence stuff more of a reason to sue the ass off Apple?
First few seconds, I’m already in tears😂
Ok, I subscribed. I always come back here when I'm sad that I'm not rich enough to humiliate myself by buying Apple super duper overpriced toys.
Tim Cook finna be Tim Roasted
WHAT? THE WHOLE CONTINET?
America, not Americas...
Nobody uses "United States of Mexico" and nobody uses "United States of America". Yet everybody knows that Mexico == United States of Mexico and America == United States of America.
There is no continent called America, there are the Americas (North- and South-America) and there are regions (Central- / Latin-America).
You're doing amazing work :)
You're hilarious, nice content
Can't wait for the next one
Keep rolling !!
Kudos bro 😎
Outstanding episode! 😅
The rounded corners suing company just got sued by big daddy. 🤣
God, I love this guy!
"Shame on you… ding ding" 😂
Small Mac vs Big Mac.😂
3:05 😂😂
3:03 was glorious 😂
I laughed out loud several times during this!
Degrading what? 😂 0:45
Next is gonna be walmart😂
I think you mean Amazon
@@Fiyaaaahh no he meant walmart. If you look at other stores that tried to mirror what walmart did, none lasted at all. Some had decent runs and last some years but eventually went out of business and walmart soaked it up.
Wait what?? Apple charges the bank when you use Apple pay??? How does that make sense?
Nah you gotta think like Tim
The all new lawsuit against apple 😭😭😭😭
Where is the linux guy?
😂This is one of your funniest videos ever ❤
Strong start lol
This is hilarious, thank you.
The year of the rotten apple😂 omg this is too good
Wait, apple charges for paying with smartphone? How much?
It is not taken from the consumer or the merchant. Apple has negotiated with the payment card issuing banks to receive 0.15%. It doesn't seem to be much, but when you consider that it is applied to the total amount for every purchase... it is doubling each year ($1 billion in 2021, $1.9 billion in 2022 and in 2023, it's estimated that the figure more than doubled to $4 billion)
@@JuanWayri thanks for the explanation.
I love the PC master race guy just injecting himself into an argument. Spot on, spot on.
I use Arch btw
They need money for Elections
I kind of understand the watch thing. Apple Watch only works with Apple products, and pixel watch or galaxy watch only work with android.
But both of those scenarios are caused by Apple. They don't want third party developers to make a competing watch so they limit how third party watches can interface with their iPhone. Similarly, they don't want Apple Watch users to buy an Android, so they don't allow it to interface with android devices. Android developers would happily create watches that worked with iPhones if Apple let them.
@@ClearAlera You're partially correct, Apple does limit third party developers to what they can do, and that's the monopoly part of the whole situation, however, there are still a lot of other watch makers with iOS support, like Garmin. Google and Samsung are taking a page out of Apple's playbook though, the reason their watches don't work with iOS is because they want to get users into their ecosystems.
9am : America sues Apple £2B for monopoly corruption.
3pm : America gives Apple £2B in tax breaks and subsidies.
It all works out perfectly in the end for both of them!
Next video: apple gets sued by united nations
Yeah! If you buy an Apple watch, then you lockdown to Apple forever 🤣💯
What Apple does with the way iMessage hijacks all SMS without permission is very anti-competitive.
Apple will be adopting RCS this year. Texting between iMessage and Android will be getting much better. 😊
The lawsuit is idiotic, I could debunk pretty much every single point in the lawsuit in 5 minutes.
Well I guess every government needs a hobby if they aren't going to do anything for the people. 🤣
Then show us what you got champ.
@@Bronyboiiiii
1) Apple isn't responsible for other companies not being able to compete. It's up to competitors to make compelling products. The Fire phone failed because it was trash. Windows phone failed because it was late to the market and just not appealing enough.
2) SMS just sucks, that's not an Apple issue, it's why RCS was created and Apple will be adopting RCS. You also have all sorts of other messaging platforms, with WhatsApp being #1 in the world.
3) Android based smart watches do not work with iOS or the ones that do don't work well. It's the manufacturers responsibility to integrate using the available APIs.
3) Google Play Store has the exact SAME 15-30% cut on App subscriptions.
4) Switching platforms isn't hard, you can pick up an Android phone and learn it pretty fast. It's also pretty damn easy to migrate your data from iOS to Android or vice versa. I switched from iOS to Android, back to iOS, and now have a phone on each platform because I like technology and have been learning App development for both platforms.
5) Apple having a smooth user experience that makes some people prefer it isn't a legal argument. It's like punishing a restaurant for having better food and service than a competitor restaurant.
The lawsuit is based off of idiotic, tech illeterate arguments. With the logic of the government's arguments they could sue Sony because they sell more consoles, and switching to Xbox would cost money to switch, both in terms of hardware costs and software costs. It's just anti-capitalist at this point.
I find it ironic that our government claims Apple is a monopoly (a label I disagree with) while they allow other monopolies to exist without issue.
@@scubasteve1555the issue with the app store stuff is Apple doesn't allow any alternatives. It's either 30% or nothing. Which overall makes buying stuff on Apple tend to be more expensive. And in turn also hurts actual people who make a living doing content creation and stuff.
Some apps don't even offer their subscriptions on ios bc it's so expensive. Twitch doesn't allow you to buy twitch turbo. And if you wanna buy it from a ios device u have to figure out a bypass to even look it up. Cux they block u from doing it on a mobile web browser(cuz of apples predatory practices)
They have many times also blocked as they stated cloud streaming. Tho AFAIK they allow remote play stuff (as Apple said. You have to own each game to be able to play it. Hence why remote play is allowed. )
The bank one is kinda uhhh bad??
Why use Apple pay when u could use PayPal or stuff. Fun fact. PayPal takes like 5-10% .
The thing about watches isn't about the user experience itself. It's about Apple straight up not allowing other watches to do the stuff a Apple watch can do.
On andorid watches for the most part use a open source software that anyone can use.
Also keep in mind. Apples a expensive brand. Why is it if I pay 1500 dollars on a phone I can't use the perphials I want ? Why do I HAVE to use a Apple watch to get all the features ? Why does Apple just go "boo hoo use a Apple watch then" or "just but them a iPhone" it doesn't fix the issue it's just Apple being the mean older brother
a good opportunity to top up the state coffers.
New trend 2024 unlocked: Suing Apple 🍎
Next thing apple gonna charge you monthly fee for charging your phone
D.o.j:were suing Apple For being a Monopoly!!!
Me:wait why i havent told this before???
*Flashback to 1997*
D.o.j:were suing Microsoft For being a Monopoly!!!
Bill Gates:if we create a game console no one would notice!!!
Two Sam Tuckers are better than one, three are just wild :)
How many takes does this take you, it must be tough not to laugh 😂
coming from Apple the new iSue
Apple allows kakao talk which does the same as we chat...
South Korea: Republic of Samsung
USA and Canada: The United Continent of Apple
It's not a monopoly, its payusmoremoneypoly.
I learned a new word today.
3:04 damn! ouch... "no"-"No.."
Ok I'm putting all my money into DOJcoin
“Republic of Samsung”
I’m going to guess that with all the legal bills coming, they’re going to probably make customers pay their legal bills It’s what companies are doing nowadays they will charge the next to make sure That the customers are paying the legal bills that’s is corporate greed
You don't buy apples products for gaming.......you buy them so that everybody will think you are rich 😅😅😅😅😅😅
People who buy them think they look cool and rich, but it just makes them look like a person who makes bad finnacial decisions
I have it cuz my family influenced me
About time
❤ Tucker Sam
Finding fault with Apple is like shooting fish in a barrel.
Google... We Hate China there is no privacy...... Apple yes my Master not just 1 but 2 sims card in symbol of my love😂😂😂
I’m enjoying everyone laying into Apple these days
01:51 😂
and charging the phones that are Or just a hunk of plastic and how about the updates that is killing our battery life and making the storage so small that every time you update your phone you get less storage
That is a very short list of things to mention
3:21 we miss dj koh
apple just going to 'doj, them
those scamers are getting puniched, nice