"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared." Well, given the statistics on mosquito-borne diseases, 10 trillion more mosquitos might make the children disappear.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. He pumps out his Kanye Chest and goes to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it and he Kanye Addressed this Kanye Pest that if he stole anymore Kanye Crest he would get a Kanye Arrest. Then the man Kanye Confessed and gave him some gold from his Kanye treasure Chest. Next he had Kanye blood Test and on his way, got stung by a Kanye wasp Nest. Then there was a man with a gun and he had forgot his Kanye bulletproof Vest he got shot and went into Kanye eternal Rest.
3:15 ayo, Far is the danish word for dad, and Fart is the Danish word for speed, which makes sense, since a dad's run away speed increases a lot, by the second his child is born
Fun fact: we have tested nukes in space. And that's how we discovered they cause massive EMPs over a very wide area. We don't test them in space anymore but took notes
Day 269 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D
@@bruh.4992 stop advertising Islam, I know arab or this Islam thing,i know I'm Islam but don't spam bots in a cursing channel, you you should go to the new Christian videos, not emkay
“I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared” *sobs in introvert because I stay inside but realizes that if I’m spared that I don’t have to interact with other people so victory*
Fun fact: bones are porous, so they soak up moisture, so a common method for telling bones from rock is to put it to your tongue, hence how they figured out that creature tastes like almonds.
Flat earth believer: The edge of the Earth is Antarctica! Me: Ok, then why is security so damn lax? You can literally book a cruise there. Flat earth believer: :| Flat earth believer: >:(
I sware, y'all need to add Phatonsavage on this channel, he'd fit in PERFECTLY. Also, you guys always do a great job: thank you for helping me fight my pessimistic alter ego :)
Wife: I'm pregnant
Dad: Hi pregnant, I'm dad
Wife: No you're not
Holup
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Pfft-
Lol
"There's nothing you can't do!"
*"I'm going to steal the Declaration Of Independance"*
Do it
There's only a glass Case go for it
Venomous Thompson EXACTLY
@@venomsymbiote4887 YEAAA BOI
I mean, how much money you got?
"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared."
Well, given the statistics on mosquito-borne diseases, 10 trillion more mosquitos might make the children disappear.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed in his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. He pumps out his Kanye Chest and goes to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it and he Kanye Addressed this Kanye Pest that if he stole anymore Kanye Crest he would get a Kanye Arrest. Then the man Kanye Confessed and gave him some gold from his Kanye treasure Chest. Next he had Kanye blood Test and on his way, got stung by a Kanye wasp Nest. Then there was a man with a gun and he had forgot his Kanye bulletproof Vest he got shot and went into Kanye eternal Rest.
HOW THE FU-
Me trying to think of more est words to add to this
This is beautiful I'm literally crying there are tears
This is a copypasta but I still love it
what the f-
He didn't put it the wrong way, he just built a time machine.
Lol
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@@bruh.4992 shut up bot
Ikr I’ve seen like 3 boys on very different videos for pretty much the exact same reason
He got fatter
3:15 ayo, Far is the danish word for dad, and Fart is the Danish word for speed, which makes sense, since a dad's run away speed increases a lot, by the second his child is born
This makes me happy
Hol up
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W8 the fuck up
Good
Hol uppp
1:53 “I would ask for 1 trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared”
Me who’s allergic to mosquitoes: *visible fear*
Exactly
Me who's a child: adios
Him whos allergic to children:
Me who hates children and mosquitoes: *conflicted*
Should we tell him about abortions?
I’ve finally realized what Robins voice reminds me of. Johnny Test’s father 😃
@Hockey Hooligan 💀 yea
Delete. Rn.
@@watergrey4010 𝗻𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿
👁 👁
Why'd you do this to me
Pretty sure only siblingless people say sister and brother like that.
Some brothers and sisters feel like that. Then again their the weird ones
@hv a goodayshut up
I call my siblings "brother" and "sister"
but, again, I call my mother "mother" and my father "father"
Asians
@@chodend3257 idk man, I'm Asian and I just call my sister by name + same with most if not all the other people with siblings I know
Fun fact: we have tested nukes in space. And that's how we discovered they cause massive EMPs over a very wide area. We don't test them in space anymore but took notes
7:05 as a sibling to 3 sisters; No, I definitely would say “my sister” in that context rather than call them by name
Day 269 of asking for these subreddits:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/forbiddensnacks
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
Anyone:
-r/HumansBeingBros
And finally:
-A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
Thanks! :D
Get this man likes
Yes
I’ve said it twice and I’ll say it thrice
“He’s a man of Focus, Commitment and sheer f*cking will”
hah 69
Yes
9:08 Considering that's Asuka, I think that scenario is pretty plausible
Day one of asking emkay if he’s evil 😈
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Bruh indeed
@@bruh.4992 bruh I know it's a calming video but seriously just dont
Ayo saw ur video! Have fun commenting!
@@bruh.4992 stop advertising Islam, I know arab or this Islam thing,i know I'm Islam but don't spam bots in a cursing channel, you you should go to the new Christian videos, not emkay
8:48 Are you okay Mechagodzilla?
*MechaG's true goal in GvK:* **look for the button*
What's throbbin' he's Robbin
o_0
Cursed comments
1:54 you know there is something calls guns right? You could literally buys one that is cheaper than your country's health cares.
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@@bruh.4992 is this supposed to be homophobic?
0:56 They had us in the first half not gonna lie.
I love that robin doesn't pretend to find things funny, we always know when he's unamused
“I would trade a million more mosquitos to get rid of all the children on earth.”
Majority of the channel’s subs: *disappears*
6:32 I'm sorry but I legitimately thought she was sitting on a log
Welcome to r/Holup, the subreddit that'll make you say, "hmmm... HEY WAIT A SEC-"
7:30 In reality, this isn't even a joke. It feels really good.
Holup
o_o
@@SSRBno1297 o_o
0:43 *Had us in the first half not gonna lie*
Reminds me of people shipping me with my sister
@Kris_D its true a lot of people do that
Ex frikin cuse me
@War criminal pickachu Nice story i should share it with my little brothers
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@@kanekilife4885 i won't click cuz i know the new link
Imagine saving a guy from drowning or making a guy fail in art class. You'll get one of the highest assists ever
Plot Twist: The guy was gay, the girl just calls him Sister.
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@@bruh.4992 shut up bot
@@bruh.4992 why you gotta spam
o_o
@@bruh.4992 o_o
"I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if all the children would disappear"
Half of emkay's audience: Adios
o_o
All i see when Emkay Posts is Depression to Emkay
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2:54
Always remember its not gay if its with the homies,
2:03 it would also be quite terrifying if they said "I ate my friends, lunch.", it can mean multiple things.
How'd they taste? /j
“I would ask for 10 trillion more mosquitos if every child disappeared”
*sobs in introvert because I stay inside but realizes that if I’m spared that I don’t have to interact with other people so victory*
kids on the internet are pain and you dont have to worry bout mosquitos anyway cus u dont go outside
1:32 imagine how much different half-life 1 would have been if it had the air vents in picture one
4:09 I speak Chinese and the character on the bottom means bear in Chinese, and yes, I’m really fun at parties
love you upload so often
Fun fact: bones are porous, so they soak up moisture, so a common method for telling bones from rock is to put it to your tongue, hence how they figured out that creature tastes like almonds.
bet there are WAY better methods than that
@@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2 it's the best way to do it out in the field in an environment where you want to avoid dumping out your water.
1:06 as a Christian I don’t understand Why Adam decided it be best to basically Say hey I’m gonna make sure that in the future we all have Taxes
The definition of "r/holup" for emkay is r/TIHI
Emkay more like Bad day, cause that’s me without it
Same
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Bruh
Ya know it
9:15 ACTULLY! Warsaw (Poland) didnt get hit by the Black death because we had to bad a transportation
At least i heard that
6:20 oh ok le me see
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Flat earth believer: the earth is flat
Me: ok, then where's the edge of the earth.
Flat earth believer: :|
Also them 5secs later: >:(
But don't you know about the looping effect where you are teleported to the other side of the earth???????
o_o
@@republictrooper5288 o_o
@@shamrock639 they think that when you go to the edge you are teleported to the other end like Pac man.
Flat earth believer: The edge of the Earth is Antarctica!
Me: Ok, then why is security so damn lax? You can literally book a cruise there.
Flat earth believer: :|
Flat earth believer: >:(
Emkay is literally my favorite channel!
1:53
I relate to this on a spiritual level because literally dozens of gnats were in my house 2 weeks ago. Those bastards are hard to get rid of.
Are we still talking about children here orrrr...
Emkay its 00:31 let me sleep
The entirety of this subreddit in a meme:
*They got us in the first half, not gonna lie*
4:21 Ngl they had us in the first half.
so 3:45 is just the case of Mr.Hands. Interesting.
6:08
While they may disagree, I fully agree with the statement. It is just like what he looks like, now that David's older
Thanks your videos brightens up my day
About the "my sister" thing, i do that too, i always say "my brother" when i mention him to my parents, i never use his name in that situation
How long till robin realizes that he makes the jokes unfunny by tearing them apart?
1:05 Didn’t god wipe out the entire population of earth twice
And also decided to massacre Egypt with plagues when Moses asked to soften the pharaoh’s heart
The thumbnail was giving step sis vibes lmao. I love your vids keep making them lmao hope you grow more.
i’m at a six hour layover and my flight just got delayed another 2 hours. you guys are keeping my alive rn
"I would get 10 trillion mosquitoes if every child disappeared "
Me whose a below the age of 13
Oh no.
This guy just described effects of climate change.
In the future, there might be new positions that will replace 69
3:23
Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!
I just realised the "I hate my job" one
hol up
JOJO PFP?!?!?
FAT GIORNO
Fat
2:58
😳📸
everytime I open a emkay video I always think ur gonna say "welcome back to game theories"
Hol' Up
I sware, y'all need to add Phatonsavage on this channel, he'd fit in PERFECTLY. Also, you guys always do a great job: thank you for helping me fight my pessimistic alter ego :)
I freaking love that guy-
They can't just add someone to the channel
10:42, hmmm, ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT YOU GOT SAVED FROM BEING THROWN INTO HELL?
9:20 Fulgrim, the Phoenician... that one is even funnier than it seems. Especially if you know who Fulgrim is. Because he absolutely would do that.
I rewinded like 20 times I honestly dont get the god one at 4:04
He is holding a basketball and sees a hoop, so he wants to throw the basketball in the hoop, but doesn't want to throw a basketball at god.
@@HenrikMyrhaug mf dunked on god
Hello kiddos! How is everyone today? Have you eaten or drunk water today? Love you so much and I'm so proud of you ^^
Watching emkay at night hits so different
1:54 “I would ask for ten trillion more mosquitoes if every child disappeared.” I can help with that. I'll just need something in return.
when people switch the meme format i cry
0:02 he needs a bra
Lmfao
Emkay i love your videos keep up the good work 👍😊
7:18 OK SEROIUSLY DO WHY DO THEY HAVE 2 SETS OF NEW TEETH AND that is scary
Robin, I’m thirteen without me you’ll lose a viewer and I need memes
Im sure no one cares but im first
I agree completely
@@loginyes3745 lmao
@@loginyes3745 same
wait your actually first
@@realsre YESS I AM!
11:32
I seriously did not expect to see you here Kaichou
Me to kid.
*the moment you start to just put in 30 more emkay videos 'cause you are binging since one week and the scrolling starts to hurt*
1:52
As a child myself, I 100% agree with your proposal. I could help.
Now this, this does put a smile on my face.
Robin just makes my day! Laughing the whole time!
Everyone gangsta until emkay start saying some messed up stuff.
Just one more EmKay video before I switch tasks.
Tasting fossils is a field test to tell what's a fossil and what's just rock.
Broccoli may taste ok, but it forever will smell horrible.
This is Soo funny and make me want to take shower right after
1:52 I just love it when they splatter on my windshield
Welcome back to emkay! Im your host robin and i am throbbi-
If every child dissappears, your fan base will cut in half
1:01 "they had us in the first half ngl"
* Thumbnail litteraly existing *
The Haburgs family history: Our war will be legendary
1:57 he’d want 10 trillion mosquitos to take over the world and human extinction. Fair enough
Im happy because every day I know theres a
Meme waiting for me
This is way better than sleep
The creature that tastes like almonds has been in literally 3 of your videos now lol
That subscribe thingy at 10:56 covering the text should be put in the next r/Mildlyinfuriating
That ice cream cone one was funny as hell.
This makes me smile
Wish damian would just get this channel as he is emkay we came here for him these exact videos are all over this god forsaken platform