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  • @TerakJK
    @TerakJK  2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

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  • @fluffy-hellhound
    @fluffy-hellhound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3180

    "My father is dead."
    She seems pretty happy about it.

    • @sangresolida
      @sangresolida 7 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Fluffy Hellhound These characters will literally say anything and still not a single emotion is shown. I can only hope there's some atrocious moment in Andromeda where some guy dies violently with a blank expression and an emotionless voice.

    • @TheAmazingMarvinJan
      @TheAmazingMarvinJan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      why wouldnt she be? I mean he was a white male, obviously

    • @fluffy-hellhound
      @fluffy-hellhound 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      +Ivan G.
      Oh they express emotions, alright. Awkard emotions.

    • @sangresolida
      @sangresolida 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fluffy Hellhound They are literally human-like robots. Uncanny Valley is real my dude.

    • @Mesjach
      @Mesjach 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Now that's next-gen. A character is saying one thing but you can tell it's thinking the other just by the expression of it's face :o

  • @LAHover
    @LAHover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2004

    They did not make a video game, they made an interactive meme...

    • @radpunk5144
      @radpunk5144 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's a good one XD

    • @alephnull423
      @alephnull423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That meme died off pretty easily

    • @contalovtv5670
      @contalovtv5670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alephnull423 What a shame

    • @fellowtemplar5679
      @fellowtemplar5679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @SamTheMan2 Only thing the game did better than the original trilogy is the combat. Everything else is a huge stepdown.

  • @pedinhuh16
    @pedinhuh16 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2828

    "My father is dead"
    :)

    • @_MaZTeR_
      @_MaZTeR_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Ryder is indoctrinated.

    • @justdude8589
      @justdude8589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My father's in prison : pryo

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      my kind of reaction tbh, i guess ryder have a daddy issue

    • @Nitfluad
      @Nitfluad 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      :/

    • @ChairmanZhongXiNa
      @ChairmanZhongXiNa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      More like : |

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    And this is just the programming issues. What about the lack of creativity? We're exploring a new galaxy. This was their chance to go nuts with new types of life forms. But no, still the standard plant/animals/intelligent life. And as for the intelligent life, we get two human like biped races with new head crests and bent knees and the geth 2.0. They wear normal clothing, fly around in ships, and use handheld guns. I was really hoping for a little more effort. As for the planets, they are beautiful, but as far as I've gotten its just "snowy planet", "desert planet", and "jungle planet". This is such a missed opportunity.

    • @staffyman11
      @staffyman11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      like they said in a developer commentary in mass effect 1; "we wanted to make a new species but it had to had the same exoskeleton as humans as to save lots of work on animations and such"

    • @alb9022
      @alb9022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      "as to save lots of work on animations and such"

    • @staffyman11
      @staffyman11 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah i'm not making excuses for them. i'm saying they're lazy assholes for being pad how much they were and still do fuck all with such a great opportunity

    • @kevinbarber2795
      @kevinbarber2795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Emilis2023 Ikr? Heck, where are the aliens who use biological living weapons and stuff? That would have been really cool!

    • @seanphillips7539
      @seanphillips7539 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I cannot agree enough. Love the game but they definetly missed their chance at making a more robust galaxy teeming with life. Its dissapointing.

  • @thighsman5430
    @thighsman5430 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    "My face is tired"
    What did she mean by this?

    • @JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo
      @JoeyJoJoJoestarJuniorShabadoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      The more I think about it the less sense it makes. WTF does that line mean!?!??!!

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      we need more context, maybe they were talking about giving blowjobs?

    • @modarnwarfare2rull
      @modarnwarfare2rull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      I think Bioware just forgot how to write lol.

    • @MMock
      @MMock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      My animator is tired, from dealing with everything

    • @MIR1AN
      @MIR1AN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      a hidden message from the animator

  • @JackMoreese
    @JackMoreese 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2210

    I just don't understand how BioWare had hundreds of people work on this game for 3+ years, but at no point were they like "Hey, these facial animations make people look like soulless demons, let's fix them."

    • @vigdissnorri
      @vigdissnorri 7 ปีที่แล้ว +403

      Moreese Music easy they fired a fuck load of talented people (like 90% were white and male) for the new diversity shit they have in place basically saying hey we need more blacks Hispanics Asians etc o most likely getting hacks or people with little to no experience working on a AAA title

    • @tigerex777
      @tigerex777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Moreese Music exactly it blows my mind too. If you go back to the first Mass Effect, not even 3, and compare the facial animations you have to wonder how can you go from excellent to comedy status level. Arent you supposed to improve over time?

    • @oktw6969
      @oktw6969 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      The people who would say "this shit sux" were fired for being too offensive.

    • @lsfaraone
      @lsfaraone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oktavia Von Seckendorff Triggered one too many people. lol

    • @bevvvy1374
      @bevvvy1374 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "Everyone competent left after ME1"
      Explain ME2(and ME3 to a degree) then

  • @MadlukeLCM
    @MadlukeLCM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    It's as if the game was developed by aliens trying there absolute best to imitate human movements and facial reactions.

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Luke Marshall Please. Alien races would do a much better job.

    • @Tamamo-no-Bae
      @Tamamo-no-Bae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Not necessarily. Lets take an example, Elephants have extremely complex ways of communicating utilizing a mix of low frequency sounds created by their feet, expressions with their trunk and such. How would you animate that? For an Alien it'd be just as weird to accurately animate our facial muscles and such.
      That does not excuse the bad body animation though.

    • @Taikaru
      @Taikaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spoilers!!! Geez.

    • @amanofculture4892
      @amanofculture4892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, so EA games.

    • @The_Burning_Sensation
      @The_Burning_Sensation 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good morning, fellow humans. I am Hugh Mann, fellow human explorer. Would you care for a hot or cold traditional human drink?

  • @madmechanicus9405
    @madmechanicus9405 7 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    I wanted to buy it but my face was tired.

    • @cchristianjeremy
      @cchristianjeremy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      From what? From dealing with everything?

  • @MizManFryingP
    @MizManFryingP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +829

    I think Mass Effect: Andromeda is a clever advertising campaign to make people buy The Witcher 3.

    • @bbriggs7409
      @bbriggs7409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why?

    • @nortons7040
      @nortons7040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's obvious, kid. When beautiful girl is surrounded by ugly girls it makes her beauty shine even more. That's why beauties are often befriend ugly girls. Same thing with The Witcher 3 - ugliness of MEA even more outlines perfection of Geralt's adventures.

    • @FercPolo
      @FercPolo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If only they could fix their control shit. I tried playing the first one to get into the series, holy shit those controls.

    • @gavo7911
      @gavo7911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fuck outta here with that overrated borefest. At least Andromeda has fun combat.

    • @xjusan
      @xjusan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's not overrated. It's a fact.

  • @leviathon1113
    @leviathon1113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    Nah guys, i think Bioware are trying to release their first comedy.

    • @MegaTNT32
      @MegaTNT32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Phillip Scott Nice bait.

    • @AdamMichalMarkowski
      @AdamMichalMarkowski 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Not bait, read what they employee are posting on Twitter.

    • @TheATeciak
      @TheATeciak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SPACE comedy.

    • @stix1239
      @stix1239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      why are they forcing this gay/lesbian stuff so much?

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stix 123 Because, diversity is our strength. Only a Nazi would ask such a question.

  • @thinking-ape6483
    @thinking-ape6483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1509

    I am commander Shepard and this is my favourite video on the Citadel.

    • @SniperKingz
      @SniperKingz 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      We've unfortunately reached critical mass, as you say.

    • @joshuamckenzie93
      @joshuamckenzie93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice to see you here Thinking-Ape.

    • @thinking-ape6483
      @thinking-ape6483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This video is too funny not to be here.

    • @Roebuck325
      @Roebuck325 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm sick and tired of your disingenuous assertions.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Marauder Shields didn't died for this.

  • @embo962
    @embo962 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    I took and arrow to the knee and now my face is tired

    • @sinatraforeign
      @sinatraforeign 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Em Bo
      They takes chromosome in their dna.

    • @cityguard4847
      @cityguard4847 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Em Bo same.
      Except my animations look good as ever and more thanks to mods!
      I highly recommend the treatment, really makes you feel freshened up!

  • @campbell4show
    @campbell4show 7 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    2:14 You get a whiff of fart and can't remember if it was you that farted.

    • @YourAssAintSafe
      @YourAssAintSafe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scottish Guy LOLOLOLOL

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scottish Guy LMAO

    • @Saint_Jiub
      @Saint_Jiub 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Perfect.

    • @fsk648
      @fsk648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fucking sides

    • @cvpxballer
      @cvpxballer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i legitimately burst out laughing at that, thank you.

  • @christhompson7485
    @christhompson7485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    I laugh at this video, but that laughter quickly devolves into sobbing.

    • @yoursnape9135
      @yoursnape9135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      as a long time fan ... im switching between anger and sadness and manical laughter... HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY DO THIS TO US!!!!

    • @yoursnape9135
      @yoursnape9135 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      your ass effect makes my mass erect! now ben dover!

    • @IchHassePasswoerter
      @IchHassePasswoerter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's because EA started hiring according to diversity quotas, not skill.

    • @milkywaylibrary
      @milkywaylibrary 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      this master piece captures ture human emotions

    • @Zuhma
      @Zuhma 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes. I can't like this comment

  • @PopTartNeko
    @PopTartNeko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    The developers did manslay3rs job and made their own gamer poop

  • @noblechan6235
    @noblechan6235 7 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    The fucking Shrek part got me good. It's all Ogre now. xD

    • @osmang442
      @osmang442 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      do you know the witch remix?

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      where is shrek?

    • @BloodratPida
      @BloodratPida 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Almost at the end of the video. I lost my shit there too.

    • @Herman_Hedning
      @Herman_Hedning 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Noble Chan music?

  • @r3dp0isn
    @r3dp0isn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Mass effect Andromeda
    Director :Tommy wiseau

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      You're tearing the N7 apart Lisa!

    • @MrJocko111
      @MrJocko111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      You're my best customer Ryder.
      Oh hi Cora.

    • @Botrytis18
      @Botrytis18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      EA: We did not push anything, It's not true, It's Bulsh*t, We did not force anything. WE DID NOOOT!...
      ... Oh Hi Gamers!

    • @victimos5242
      @victimos5242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh hi
      mark

    • @Dreadjaws
      @Dreadjaws 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "The results have come. I definitely have the genophage."
      "Ah. OK."

  • @thearcanefailure2485
    @thearcanefailure2485 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    But no matter what scars you bear
    Whatever uniform you wear
    You can fight like a Krogan, run like a leopard
    But you'll never be better than COMMANDER SHEPARD!

    • @RodsRetroplays
      @RodsRetroplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "We'll bang, OK?"

    • @EverydayYounglife
      @EverydayYounglife 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rods' Retroplays/Old Stopmotions "How's about Hi, Deacon!"

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Arcane Failure unless your the master chief or any of the other spartan 2's and 3's or the arbiter, THEN your better than commander shepard.

    • @newRockHall
      @newRockHall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Arcane Failure We'll bang ok?

    • @tommark3015
      @tommark3015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biotic Shepherd kills master chief

  • @dj.blackstar
    @dj.blackstar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Sorry, my face is tired.
    Everyone's face in this game is tired.

    • @SgtTeddybear66
      @SgtTeddybear66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was gunna make a witty response, but my face is tired.

    • @stui8Bit231vamp734
      @stui8Bit231vamp734 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      when I first saw that clip, I legit thought that was a dubbed voice over parody

    • @Jim63071
      @Jim63071 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When I first saw this game, I legit thought it was a parody. It's like the made Gamer Poop into a game.

    • @w1lle1
      @w1lle1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Seriously, who would say that "my face is tired."??

    • @TheCartster1
      @TheCartster1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BlackStar Senpai Hey eyes are massive, her irises are misshapen, and she's always smiling

  • @MrSlashfreak27
    @MrSlashfreak27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    Mass Defect

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kitty0706 is much better than this, but yeah...

  • @Protantical
    @Protantical 7 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I legit lost my shit at the backwards pistol. That's inexcusable.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      She wanted to commit suicide and leave this awful game, but, unfortunately, gun was built backwards.

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Screw that, I would pay millions for that floating assault rifle.

  • @TravelWithCesarin
    @TravelWithCesarin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    almost all the faces are "shit, thats our pathfinder? we're fucked!" and ryder is also "I'm the pathfinder.. we're so fucked"

    • @fs5866
      @fs5866 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cesarin Pillin lmao

    • @Diree
      @Diree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, to be fair, that IS the premise of the story, so if they wanted to convey that...kudos to them. Literally no one takes you very seriously. They just have to roll with you, because plot armor.

    • @TravelWithCesarin
      @TravelWithCesarin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its true.. I mean, look at 0:42. Specifically the human director and Ryder XD

  • @DoctorLalve
    @DoctorLalve 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    It reminds me of that one facial animation mod for Fallout 4 where everybody looks too happy.

  • @franciscoduran998
    @franciscoduran998 7 ปีที่แล้ว +915

    I can't believe there's people that defend this game

    • @lukexplay2097
      @lukexplay2097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      why did not nobody talk about the story of the game?

    • @lukexplay2097
      @lukexplay2097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hm ok 0_0

    • @michaelk-j6123
      @michaelk-j6123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      A games story can only get it so far. If the gameplay and visual quality are severely lacking, but the story is amazing, I'd prefer to just read a book.
      I don't want to play this trash because it's not fun to play, that's what games should be, yes, even heavily story based games should be first and foremost immersive and fun to play. If you have a good story, but cant make a game, write a book instead and I'll happily read it. Andromeda is not immersive thanks to its buggy animations, and its not fun thanks to its shoddy gameplay. Maybe the story is good, I'll never know, because it's a shit game, not a good novel.

    • @lukexplay2097
      @lukexplay2097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hm ok 0_0 well games were made to be fun

    • @michaelk-j6123
      @michaelk-j6123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Exactly thats my point, and this game isnt fun because it's completely half baked...

  • @Ivelliosz
    @Ivelliosz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    2:15 The moment of realisation that something goes wrong. This character is just screaming inside "What am I even doing in this fucked up place?"
    You can make so much memes from those faces, like seriously, look at this shit.

    • @juanorihuela4128
      @juanorihuela4128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IvelliosSeannodel We can even spot how that character just delete himself from the game 02:33

    • @Diree
      @Diree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't even need to use the faces. The writing alone screams: "What are we doing here? What am I doing here? Whyyyy?" So far I haven't met a single interesting character, maybe Vetra...and that's telling of the game's state. Remember the first visit to the Citadel? Anderson? That Asari councellor? The Hanaar or Elcor or Volus embassies? C-Sec? The first time you visit the "club"? Speaking to the Council? That sense of grandieur. In Andromeda it's not "explore this station and see what you can find out". Instead it's "follow the orange quest marker, this shows you all you need to know. Ignore the rest."

    • @tjiiik
      @tjiiik 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you have a stroke.

  • @CarpeClunes
    @CarpeClunes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    This video makes Mass Effect: Andromeda look like a comedic masterpiece rather than a tragedy of programming.

  • @Aramey44
    @Aramey44 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Looking at the Witcher comparison, Bioware can't even apply make-up correctly.

    • @RED_Theory038
      @RED_Theory038 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Aramey I would be surprised if any of them at that office knew how to apply makeup irl.

    • @jharts5213
      @jharts5213 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aramey I blame EA, cranking out games like a fucking Irish housewife where as CD projeket pits actual time and effort into their games

  • @zoltanperei4789
    @zoltanperei4789 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    2:15 when you realize it wasn't just a fart.

  • @Herman_Hedning
    @Herman_Hedning 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2020

    Mass Effect Andromeda came out the same day as World Down Syndrome Day
    Just something to think about

    • @L3ON360Z
      @L3ON360Z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Holy shit you're right.
      Mass Effect Down Syndromeda confirmed.

    • @khlorus6531
      @khlorus6531 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh sh*t

    • @MrMoofisAwesome
      @MrMoofisAwesome 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      amazing.

    • @AndyRoidEU
      @AndyRoidEU 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mind blown! ... So ... all ... that... was done ... on purpose!

    • @atomsmasher703
      @atomsmasher703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brilliant!

  • @kirankalyanam
    @kirankalyanam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    I've been thinking a lot about these facial animations and i came up with two theories.
    Theory 1: All these guys are indoctrinated, and they look pretty good for husks.
    Theory 2: Synthesis ending in ME3 affected Andromeda galaxy and made all these people androids.

    • @caav56
      @caav56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I prefer the second one, only that for them, Synthesis was not complete (there is no characteristic greenish glow) and, because of this, they are still stuck in the middle of merge - not organics, not synthetics, not hybrids like the Milky Way inhabitants either. As you can see, it does not do any good to them.

    • @BoneBullet
      @BoneBullet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Theory 3: Cryostasis destroys nerve endings in the face and may also result in partial paralysis and brain damage.

    • @AAhmou
      @AAhmou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Theory 5: They had altered DNA in order to survive the Cryostasis for that long, but it had mostly destroyed their facial muscles.

    • @rmduwk
      @rmduwk ปีที่แล้ว

      Or theory 10
      Andromeda initiative was about sending away all the uglies to the other galaxy. So ugly that even reapers did not bother to chase after them

  • @MielBarcel
    @MielBarcel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    CrowbCat's video on this game is going to be legendary.

    • @Realgigclin
      @Realgigclin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      probably a lot like this

    • @ivanmarquez5506
      @ivanmarquez5506 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      The only real hype i get from these type of dramas are Crowbcat's next release.

    • @piggypoo
      @piggypoo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you're right, i can't fucking wait!

    • @xanzibar
      @xanzibar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miguel Barcellos I'm honestly more hype for his video than any game release this year tbh.

    • @DiePoente
      @DiePoente 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It will be just a compilation, why should it be legendary if it's going to be same like this one.

  • @SXR123_YT
    @SXR123_YT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    0:47 "you look really broken up about that."

  • @Hungyable
    @Hungyable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    After more then 600 years of sleeping what would you expect from them... they all probably have some neural and motoric dysfunctions

    • @maxhowells6200
      @maxhowells6200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Matej Maďar hey, that sounds like a plausible excuse for the developers

    • @zaphero5518
      @zaphero5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Matej Maďar "Sorry, my face is tired"

    • @TheOriginal_Unaleska
      @TheOriginal_Unaleska 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matej Maďar -.- i hope this is a joke

    • @dongblak7048
      @dongblak7048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Matej Mad'ar* They'll also be constipated.

    • @SEMARPE
      @SEMARPE 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheOriginal Unaleska It is..

  • @andresgv10
    @andresgv10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1489

    I'm just here to laugh at all those people that pre-ordered it, lol.

    • @raymedia020
      @raymedia020 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My Man!

    • @obnielg5752
      @obnielg5752 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I feel like a sucker for it, having played the trilogy I expected so much from it as did most fans of series.

    • @janmarek4659
      @janmarek4659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol. I did. Deluxe Edition.

    • @michaeledwards7101
      @michaeledwards7101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ya me too lol

    • @AutoSia
      @AutoSia 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I got it new for 25 when it was on sale😂

  • @Hooos-vu1kz
    @Hooos-vu1kz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    RIP commander shepard. we will miss you 😢

    • @degrengolada2360
      @degrengolada2360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      making hard decisions and owning females thats what begin a leader is about. We land, GET FEMALES, GET SEX, and leave before anyone changes their minds. Its hard enough fighting a war but its worse knowing no matter what how hard you try you cant fuck them all

    • @chezfiq9721
      @chezfiq9721 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Degrengolada which episode is that??

    • @janszkylaszlo
      @janszkylaszlo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME:XXX

    • @degrengolada2360
      @degrengolada2360 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Lion Fiq 5 episode

    • @guilhermeroyama8842
      @guilhermeroyama8842 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      RIP good Mass Effect. we will miss you

  • @Facu-pm8sf
    @Facu-pm8sf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    the npc from skyrim look better lol

    • @thorshammer7883
      @thorshammer7883 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facu 5665
      And Literally so.

    • @northernsoldier2280
      @northernsoldier2280 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Please dont ever insult skyrim like that again please.

    • @inevitableveganfuture3915
      @inevitableveganfuture3915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I used to be an adventurer like you, but then my face got tired.

    • @uedarizaru
      @uedarizaru 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@inevitableveganfuture3915 goddammit barb

    • @caseyhelmer704
      @caseyhelmer704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@northernsoldier2280 what?

  • @frenzyskittles7706
    @frenzyskittles7706 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    4:42 she was trying to commit a suicide and Bioware refused it.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      If I was in that game, I would try and kill myself, too.

    • @anasbakhit4303
      @anasbakhit4303 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Robin J.
      it would be hilarious if she looked at the gun after that with a shocking looks on her tired face and didn't know what just happen.

  • @MDPToaster
    @MDPToaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    The sad part is that the facial animations, heck all of the character animations from Half-Life 2, a game released in 2004 are miles better than a game released in 2017.
    Let that sink in for a moment.

    • @ikdusVictor90
      @ikdusVictor90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Ocarina of Time on N64 had had more convincing facial animations than this.

    • @tgr3423
      @tgr3423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And it didn't even have any freaking facial animations.
      That's sad.

    • @DiggityDawgDiggity
      @DiggityDawgDiggity 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Andrew Eriksson Queue random guy trying to politicize it. Likely the devs were rushed to push out this game and thats why its shit. Has jack shit to do with your bullshit pansy ass whiny political agenda

    • @blackDarkStorm
      @blackDarkStorm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My toaster has more convincing facial animations than this

    • @Doobus_Goodus
      @Doobus_Goodus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is the most passive aggressive thread ive read in a long time

  • @ARX78
    @ARX78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    3:40 Fastest breast reduction I've ever seen.

    • @RaphaClassic
      @RaphaClassic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well, it actually makes sense, this is the future of breast implants. If you lay down they get bigger and if you get up and ready they shrink to not be uncomfortable in battle.

    • @ICONIC1PRO
      @ICONIC1PRO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More like Breast destruction

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Max Shine Pardon my interruption, my breasts are augmented

  • @tombrearley-smith5777
    @tombrearley-smith5777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Say what you will about 'Metal Gear Solid V' being an "unfinished game," but at least they don't have facial animations that are on par with an amateur student project like 'Andromeda'.

    • @L3ON360Z
      @L3ON360Z 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      MGSV was unfinished because of Konami. Kojima had big ambitions for the game but it'd take more time.
      Bioware rushed this game out and apparently EA would have allowed more time.

    • @billwilson8267
      @billwilson8267 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      L3ON
      >believing Kojima World Order propaganda
      The game would be shit finished or not.

    • @VunderGuy
      @VunderGuy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit, the entire Metal Gear Solid franchise is an 'unfinished series,' and I'd happily play any of the games there before this, if only because the story and voice acting is so hilariously bad I can at least watch it as a comedy and have even more fun wondering what the fuck kind of Hiroshima and Nagasaki made wasabi Hideous Kojima was smokin' when he was penning this goo-shit no rationally thinking person could take as seriously as Metal Gear fans take.

    • @reik.1830
      @reik.1830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      MGSV isn't much better, they totally forgot voicing for the main character

    • @gowestyoungman8184
      @gowestyoungman8184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      >Bioware rushed this game but apparently EA would have allowed more time
      > *apparently*
      > *EA*
      You reckon? They rushed production of ME:A to prevent it from taking up more of the budget from lootboxes and Anthem (which are not mutually exclusive). Add to that the fact that half of BW Montreal was made up of postgrad cosplayers and libtards (for 'diversity' and to skimp on costs), and you've got the recipe for one subpar game.

  • @dr.laydude
    @dr.laydude 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    *I'm only human after all... don't put the blame on me*
    Oh not so fast Bioware, you don't really think you are getting away that easy now do you?

    • @NDR76
      @NDR76 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It all makes sense now

  • @monx84
    @monx84 7 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    So this is what $60 gets me now a days huh?

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You must not forget, DLC!
      Only for 9,999$ worth of purchase, you'll get half of the game! But wait, there's more, if you purchase BioWare studio from EA for 10 trillion dollars, they may actually start making quality games again!

    • @whitewalker4223
      @whitewalker4223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      No. apparently this is what about 50$ will get you nowadays. This game saw a 20% price cut within the first few days of release at many retailers, including amazon. gahbage.

    • @coolertuep
      @coolertuep 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      get zelda for 60$ and your fine

    • @whaledicknachos4341
      @whaledicknachos4341 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      79.99 here in Canada. So 90 bucks total

  • @Dice_SA
    @Dice_SA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    It's like Bioware invented a new type of syndrome for the faces in this game.

    • @powdgaze
      @powdgaze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bioware invented Terminal 8

    • @OptimisticSociopath
      @OptimisticSociopath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Powder S. "Hey Mario! I found this new game ME: Andromeda! It looks pretty good!" "No Lugi... All characters have Terminal 8 that affect facial animation... "But Mario... what about the story? The gameplay? Aren't these aspects are important?" "Tell that to the FANS and you will see what kind of answear you will recieve..."

    • @novatheetheral6776
      @novatheetheral6776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      VargoR Like for the vinesauce ref

    • @alexholker1309
      @alexholker1309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I guess cryosleep isn't quite as safe as they hoped it would be.

    • @Realgigclin
      @Realgigclin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FROSTBITE 3 syndrome

  • @pepper_doze2463
    @pepper_doze2463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty".... I dieded..

  • @max123season4
    @max123season4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    I just dont get it, how something so essential as facial and movement animations gets pass the review process like no one at Bioware saw this and went "that's not how faces work". The fact that they even dared to put a game in this state out it's just shameful, even if this game its decent people are not gonna get pass all of this shit so nice job Bioware you really outdone yourselves.

    • @mctorus
      @mctorus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Easy. You got hype, EA brand, ME brand, and huge amount Biodrones. Easy profit, no need much work. They all know this.

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Bioware is full of people who can't program or animate for shit, because they were hired for their gender, race or political affiliation.

    • @99tropix
      @99tropix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The only reasonable explanation is that they re-did most of the game at the last minute, and EA was piling on huge pressure to release. I agree that it's incredible that this shower of shit passed QA testing.
      There are thousands of talented animators in the world, and Bioware doesn't appear to have the ability to hire any of them, despite their significant resources and attractive reputation. Truly staggering.

    • @andrju3916
      @andrju3916 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wolfexnob And people will probably buy the shit out of it and make EA think that it's acceptable to sell a product like this

    • @mathieugirard3918
      @mathieugirard3918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tbh animation is hard and takes a lot of time, especially when a game has so much dialogue. The game's budget would take a significant hit. Although even considering that this is quite shitty.

  • @Audiodump
    @Audiodump 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    "My father is dead"
    *Big goofy grin*
    "My face is tired"
    *Zero fucking emoting with wide dead eyes*
    How long till they try to say all criticism against them is just racism or misogyny? Oh wait they already started.

    • @trippfields279
      @trippfields279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Audiodump Gamergate all over again

    • @aa7146
      @aa7146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Audiodump they did??

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yep. That didn't take long. Gaming news websites are framing all criticism of the game as being a result of the lead animation person being a woman. Fuck's sake, it's Ghostbusters all over again.

    • @KuronekoBonbon
      @KuronekoBonbon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      her mouth is not ADR at all.

    • @DamonInferis
      @DamonInferis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL! Right? Ass Defect... I mean Mass Effect, as a name and game series is dead.

  • @Magicwinguy
    @Magicwinguy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    I dream of a world where EA goes out of business

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Magicwinguy between BF1 going down the drain and this game, your dream may become a reality soon.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      why not make that dream a reality.

    • @swiss_Otaku
      @swiss_Otaku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +JS 23 nice one blame the sport games dude they make so much money with Fifa they can flop every other game and still have a great financial year

    • @TiberianFiend
      @TiberianFiend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Magicwinguy And release some of those awesome IP's from their death grasp.

    • @delta2372
      @delta2372 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Swiss_brodi damn it how could I forget those sports game's.

  • @jakubgrzybek6181
    @jakubgrzybek6181 7 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Asari - race of beautiful women, one of them could have finish guys just by staring at them. *companion has appealing of Shrek*

  • @ZupaWabbit
    @ZupaWabbit 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1610

    Change the title to Mass Defect.

    • @dantess2693
      @dantess2693 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mass Effect Andromaderp

    • @mirrorslash028
      @mirrorslash028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Ass defect: Andromierda

    • @nokturnallex2160
      @nokturnallex2160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Mass Defect: Andromaderp
      There ya go. A nice combination

    • @stepienmaximilian
      @stepienmaximilian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ass Defect: Aspergeda

    • @damianramirez9788
      @damianramirez9788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Mass Defect: Syndromeda...

  • @TheHorreK2
    @TheHorreK2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "I am only Human after all", always thought there was something wrong with the "theme song" of andromeda in the trailer, it didnt fit with the genre of the game. Now i know why, it doesnt have anything to do with the game but with the poor programmers that had to rush this shit out

    • @Sinderance_
      @Sinderance_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      TheHorreK2 It even says, "Don't put the blame on me"

    • @katrinal353
      @katrinal353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Self-aware studio is self-aware! lmao

    • @blackDarkStorm
      @blackDarkStorm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmao

    • @Dantick09
      @Dantick09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Then in the DLC its revealed they are all robots and that explains the terrible human faces

    • @7rob27
      @7rob27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dantick09
      Good theory. I got another one. When they started out many many years ago they where a much smaller group. And now, in the present, we see the EFFECTs of MASSive incest. That's why they have all the same stupid face.

  • @kirillxt
    @kirillxt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    japanese sex robots have better facial animations than this

    • @2-d857
      @2-d857 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Even 3d hentai(s) have better facial animations

    • @lukexplay2097
      @lukexplay2097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ok, but what about the story of the game?

  • @berengerchristy6256
    @berengerchristy6256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Somehow we went from Mass Effect 2, imo one of the greatest games ever made, to this. Surely there is no god

    • @thomasfeather9954
      @thomasfeather9954 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Death comes in the form of Ryder's Goofy Nightmare Fuel Face.

    • @GushChew
      @GushChew 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ME2s main plot and Andromedas main plot are about as bad as each other, the only good part of me2 was the recruitment and loyalty missions, plus alot of problems with me3s campaign have their root in me2. ME2 literally didn't advance the reaper plot at all, me1 ends "we need to find a way to stop the reapers" me2 ends "we haven't learned anything about how to stop the reapers, we wasted two years of our time on what amounts to a side quest,we need to find a way to stop the reapers" at least Andromeda set up any possible sequel decently well,while me2 actively fucked the over arching story of the trilogy

    • @ethemk1421
      @ethemk1421 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ahhhh the memories. I remember how much I loved Mass Effect 2 by not knowing anything about it before starting, then finished the game with different builds and story choices countless times. I can't remember how many times it gave me a lot chills. The best 60 bucks I ever spent. I wish I could wipe my memory and start this beautiful game again. No wonder it is widely regarded as the best Mass Effect game to date, supported by the facts that it has got the highest rating and most awarded game in the franchise.
      www.metacritic.com/game/xbox-360/mass-effect-2/critic-reviews
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_accolades_received_by_Mass_Effect_2
      Reading the reviews and awards gives me chills as much as the game itself. What a masterpiece. Truly one of the greatest games ever made. I would think no Mass Effect to come will ever dethrone it. Totally disappointed with ME3 and Andromeda so far. We can only hope the next game take a look at Mass Effect 2. You don't need any examples how to make proper games than your own game Bioware. The answer is in front of your eyes.

    • @berengerchristy6256
      @berengerchristy6256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think the problem is that a lot of the talent that made ME2 has long gone. I really thought DA Inquisition was pretty good and thought they were on the right track for Andromeda but my oh my

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most of the original Bioware team left and got replaced by inexperienced SJW's and Tumblerinas. That's why not only animation and gameplay but also story and dialogue are ruined.

  • @Serpentar9000
    @Serpentar9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    i guess AAA now stands for AAAYLMAO WTF ARE THOSE ANIMATIONS DUDE XD

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      it stands for I can't believe those sheeple pAAAy $60 for this piece of crap

    • @tarapapi
      @tarapapi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weird fucking thing is the Aliens are the ones that look most normal 2:53 and 3:10

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +904

    EA: So we will be releasing this game on March 21st, is that ok?
    Bioware: Well, not really, we need more time, give us half a year.
    EA: Excellent, so March 21st?
    Bioware: But we said...
    EA: I'm glad we reached an agreement.

    • @ImperatorAdeptus
      @ImperatorAdeptus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      No it went more like this.
      EA:We're gonna release this game on March 21st
      Bioware:B-Bu-
      EA:Huh what was that?
      Bioware:Y-yeah sure.

    • @Bombaider
      @Bombaider 7 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      They had 5 years to make this game

    • @Model_BT-7274
      @Model_BT-7274 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Zavoxor doesn't mean they worked for 5 years

    • @RyuRyoushi
      @RyuRyoushi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your profile picture made me laugh my ass off. Sexy sexy Mutahar.

    • @Zenfluence81
      @Zenfluence81 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yea its very doubtful the *entire team* was working 5 years on this game...
      Of course people would rather blame Bioware who has a decent track record vs EA who wreck shyt all the time #cuzemotions😢

  • @ElementalLeaf
    @ElementalLeaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    > Watch Dogs trailer comes out.
    > Gamers are hyped
    > Watch Dogs gameplay video released
    > Gamers get pissed about the graphics
    > Bioware takes notice and decides to 1-up them
    > Mass Effect Andromeda

    • @cameronmckillop6448
      @cameronmckillop6448 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least the world around all the tired faces looks pretty good.

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So....just not the part that matters then when it comes to a game that's supposed to be a heavy story-driven narrative?

    • @cameronmckillop6448
      @cameronmckillop6448 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      At this point you're just looking for someone to argue with. I make a single point that, to be specific, the environments looks pretty, then you double down with what you're already said. My suggestion to you is go to the ME: Andromeda reddit page to argue about it, because most people acknowledge the glaring faults of ME:A.

    • @ElementalLeaf
      @ElementalLeaf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually if anything you're the one looking to argue. My ORIGINAL comment just serves to sardonically draw comparison to something that's happened like this before but not to this scale.
      You, for whatever reason, think the scenery is pretty, so its ok. At least the scenery is pretty.
      Too bad that's not what is essential though

    • @toufiq309
      @toufiq309 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well watch dogs 2 was pretty much well received.

  • @ozihler
    @ozihler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    actually, the face of sara ryder is awesome xD it's always like, wtf is going ooon.... as if she was aware of the bad animations and glitches xD

  • @Chaud31423
    @Chaud31423 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    The lip sync is like the Auto-Lip Sync function I've seen in TF2 Source Film Maker

    • @caav56
      @caav56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Except worse (and more funny, in old Rubberfruit way)

  • @dekantidreamstrider4523
    @dekantidreamstrider4523 7 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    And thus my favorite sci-fi game series died.. Goodbye old friend, I'll just go back to ME2 and remember you in your glory days.

    • @ShdowHuntr
      @ShdowHuntr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Sammie Trash
      ME2 was the best

    • @echodelta2172
      @echodelta2172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      get that Citadel DLC and relive the good times.

    • @necromorph1109
      @necromorph1109 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Sammie Trash it did not die with mass effect 3 ending?

    • @danablack9499
      @danablack9499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sammie Trash ME2 was trash compared to the first

    • @danablack9499
      @danablack9499 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Stark wrong

  • @Elburion
    @Elburion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Oh my god, it's turning into a Ghostbusters reboot.

    • @ImperatorAdeptus
      @ImperatorAdeptus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Not enough fat women and unfunny jokes.

    • @Elburion
      @Elburion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I mean the quality of the acting everything just seems goofy.

    • @MichaelS-vy1ku
      @MichaelS-vy1ku 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It also comes with the same complaining that everyone that doesn't like it is a racist or sexist or other bullshit. Look it up, major gaming journals are already white knighting for Andromeda and saying that the evil gamergate boogeyman is making them look bad.

    • @SamLemont
      @SamLemont 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Honestly, I hated GB reboot, but I'd rather watch it than play this game.

    • @1barnet1
      @1barnet1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Because the agony will only last approx. 2 hours instead of a 120?

  • @jamieleng1968
    @jamieleng1968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Don't put the blame on them. They're only human after all.

    • @gowestyoungman8184
      @gowestyoungman8184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bad excuse.

    • @aegontargaryen8307
      @aegontargaryen8307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Go West Young Man he was referencing a song

    • @gowestyoungman8184
      @gowestyoungman8184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aware. Still not an excuse.

    • @aegontargaryen8307
      @aegontargaryen8307 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Go West Young Man its a fucking joke not an excuse are you fucking dumb boy?

    • @uniteddreams7065
      @uniteddreams7065 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doesn't matter....Mass Effect Andromeda's marketing was very off point it wasn't very Bioware like and not very company like. The characters resemble little kids that went through plastic surgery looking like Barbie and Ken.

  • @S1NG15
    @S1NG15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    Wait a second, a game published by EA turns out to be rushed out the door, unfinished and full of glitches a bugs? Next you will tell me that water is wet and that the sky is blue!

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      yep.

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Whater is actually cold.

    • @S1NG15
      @S1NG15 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Skarra Baines I tend to sit still in the cinema in silence otherwise people ask me to stop screaming and waving my arms around.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Singis Tinge >XD that was beautifull...

  • @paulssss5463
    @paulssss5463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Why does the protagonist always have an expression of confused bewilderment?

    • @caav56
      @caav56 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The cryosleep wasn't something good to her face (and, probably, nervous system).

    • @oilpirate3785
      @oilpirate3785 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      MostMercifulMoose She has permanent nerve damage with a side of aspergers.

    • @paulssss5463
      @paulssss5463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Warrior Of Time I'm in school right now and I laughed out loud at this comment. Everybody in my English class looked at me like I killed my entire family.

    • @paulssss5463
      @paulssss5463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Lordofhste9621 ... What?

    • @logirogi1468
      @logirogi1468 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, seeing as how Young Conker flopped, they decided to take it to the next level.

  • @Freesiappe
    @Freesiappe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    Holy shit this video makes me wanna buy The Witcher 3

    • @HexPLAYSPlus
      @HexPLAYSPlus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      yup best game ive played

    • @RubiixCat
      @RubiixCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Dude, you definitely should. Buy the Game of the Year edition if you can, it's worth it. I actually preferred Blood and Wine to the base game (and I *loved* the base game).

    • @420potsofale8
      @420potsofale8 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *JUST DO IT!*

    • @ShadyITA92
      @ShadyITA92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      StairwayTDH do it, fucking masterpiece

    • @WNDRFL1
      @WNDRFL1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      StairwayTDH bruh never waiting to buy a Witcher game ever again

  • @A_Player
    @A_Player 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This is probably the best buggy game video I've ever seen. Doesn't go too over the top with the memes and greatly showcases the best moments we've seen so far. Great work.

  • @QuaTTrO456
    @QuaTTrO456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Someone got paid for this.

    • @ДмитрийДаятакой
      @ДмитрийДаятакой 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Only 40-60$. )))

    • @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX
      @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      F4K_ yeah fuck Bioware till they fix this

    • @JackBurton.
      @JackBurton. 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cassius Rolfe no they won't.. those faces will stay like that. Not a chance it would be re working the entire game to fix.

    • @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX
      @XXXIMSEXYNIKNOWITXXX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fuck Bioware forever I guess. But shit needed to be said and heard .
      All these fanboys going " I'm gonna love it I don't play it for the animations " are the ones truly responsible for this .
      These bootlickers are the reasons why people have to buy overpriced DLCs and pay 60 fucking dollars for a game that sure as shit ain't finished. All these Devs and Publishers Don't have to put an effort because of these fanboys . Fuck.

    • @nathanbasford4533
      @nathanbasford4533 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cassius Rolfe You speak the truth.

  • @thebalder9634
    @thebalder9634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Ryder looks like she's 12 years old.

  • @TheoriesInto
    @TheoriesInto 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @WickedParanoid
      @WickedParanoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Theories Into Nightclubbing Both.

    • @HerefordMadMan
      @HerefordMadMan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought this was hilarious, the animation in this game is a joke! And I am one of the folks who actually likes the game... I can overlook a lot... A LOT.

  • @MagnusSohlberg
    @MagnusSohlberg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'm only human" ... their excuse is in their choice of song, yes?

  • @letmeouttamycage
    @letmeouttamycage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2406

    I just don't understand how they can release a game in this state

    • @ChunkyKongGaming
      @ChunkyKongGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Because they know people will buy it. Once they have that money theres no guilt. Its our fault really for supporting this type of thing.

    • @TheAdditionalPylons
      @TheAdditionalPylons 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MONEY

    • @notquitehuman5097
      @notquitehuman5097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because they are too cool to use terms Early Access or Beta.

    • @RedOblivion711
      @RedOblivion711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Because they didn't learn their lesson from the last shitstorm. That's okay, though. They will now.

    • @bigdoggo5827
      @bigdoggo5827 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did u play big rigs? that's a real shit

  • @blaster5800
    @blaster5800 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I'm using Mass Effect Andromeda as my new meme for "garbage".

    • @varric
      @varric 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Could you upgrade that meme with Woke Age: Failguard?

  • @KastaRules
    @KastaRules 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    I just hope *CD Projekt* will take over the sci-fi genre.

    • @karner1541
      @karner1541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Cyberpunk ?

    • @StarContract
      @StarContract 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Cyberpunk is not so sci fi so to speak, it's more... Cyberpunk. It deals with stuff like surveillance, and it all happens on earth with no aliens.
      But i might be the only person in the world that makes these kind of subtle distinctions.
      We need Rockstar to step in and make a space game. Like a full, hardcore, synthwave space game with their excellent writers and anti-sjw-manveer-crashing characters.

    • @turtleonionsoup295
      @turtleonionsoup295 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ilan Lakan Bethesda is already making Starfield. The true kings of gaming.

    • @zhin8294
      @zhin8294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lord Papyrus Lord Papyrus Yeah right. More like true kings of bugs and glitches. Ever since the Witcher 3 came out alongside Fallout 4, people have (including me) realized that they aren't really the masters and the pioneers of open world gaming as we thought they were. They are just sub par. People are making fun of this game for it's stiff and laughable animations (rightfully so) but they forget that Fallout 4 wasn't really breezing through that department either. And when their game was compared to W3, a true master class in open world games, people realized that Bathesda has been getting a lot of free passes for quite some time now.

    • @karner1541
      @karner1541 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Have you ever played Gothic 2 ?
      one of the best open world i have ever seen in a game

  • @hasanpasha1079
    @hasanpasha1079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Mass effect: Tommy Wiseau version

  • @Stanelis1
    @Stanelis1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I can't wait for the reviews to be released, seems like we ll have a great laugh

    • @bencollins9081
      @bencollins9081 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Stanelis1 Reviews will all be "10/10, had good story".....and that's about as far as you can praise.

    • @TheCyberneticVortex
      @TheCyberneticVortex 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Moss Yea exactly​,though it's already show with shit like the weapons in the game and other stuff to be completely lore breaking but the story will be praised beyond measure

    • @Vdimdim
      @Vdimdim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      More like: 10/10, had good story and top-notch gender diversity.

    • @modarnwarfare2rull
      @modarnwarfare2rull 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao, the critics will probably love it just like they loved DA:I.

    • @kolz4ever1980
      @kolz4ever1980 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am having a great laugh because fanboys are waiting to pay for no man sky 2. ;)

  • @pauloandrefloter5238
    @pauloandrefloter5238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Vampire Bloodlines had better face animation back in 2004!

    • @EyeoftheU
      @EyeoftheU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Vampire Bloodlines was really fantastic in that department. The NPCs where actually _acting_, like doing sweeping, dramatic hand gestures to underscore a point and fixing you with a Kubrick stare whenever they were pissed off about something.
      I can't think of too many other games doing the same.

    • @soulshadowification
      @soulshadowification 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Paulo André Floter thanks for mentioning it. Now I have to redownload it.

    • @pauloandrefloter5238
      @pauloandrefloter5238 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you are welcome!! hahaha great game!

    • @RodsRetroplays
      @RodsRetroplays 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Castlevania Lament of Innocence had better face animations back in 2003!

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Bloodlines was a buggy nightmare that ran like ass because it used an alpha-build of the first Source engine.
      And yet, you're still right!

  • @jazthurin
    @jazthurin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    lmao this cost $60 plus dlc? no.

    • @stevejobs4087
      @stevejobs4087 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      C0PPERM0NK no dlc, fortunately

    • @gowestyoungman8184
      @gowestyoungman8184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *unfortunately
      At least if there was dlc there might have been a reason for the Deluxe edition to be so much more pricey (some guns, an armour and a monkey is the best they could come up with?), as well as some more story content. If they had spent some time on DLC (and put in actual effort) they might have regained enough faith to make another, better ME.
      At the very least they could have had some free one-mission story dlc, animation packs and such.

    • @nickabbott319
      @nickabbott319 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roy Earle still a waste of money lol

    • @TheJollymice
      @TheJollymice 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      even if it's worth 100$, still buying it, the story is really good, graphics and physics are extremely accurate. there are few bugs and glitches but that doesn't mean it's bad game!
      that would be 9.5/10. best game

    • @mlgamings6110
      @mlgamings6110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheJollymice Seriously? Ok, yes the story is good. The graphics are good, the physics are ok, there aren't too many bugs and glitches. But the animations are so horrible. Its very hard to enjoy the game. I bought a 20 dollar game with less action, more bugs, and wonky physics and it was WAY more fun than playing this because I was more immersed. If it was 20 dollars that would be ok but 60 is way too overpriced for this trash.

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:12 The exact reaction of players trying to follow the story. Amazing how they included it into the game.

  • @stacyreed5767
    @stacyreed5767 7 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    So at least Andromeda will be hilarious, can't wait for gamer poop on it

    • @Zandwer
      @Zandwer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      damn right it will be fun

    • @MDksa123
      @MDksa123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      We'll bang okay.??

    • @Rodrianius
      @Rodrianius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stacyreed Ohh, I forgot about those, but now i can see how this failed piece of trash might still give me enjoyment

    • @alexf0723
      @alexf0723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      dude. this is gonna be like a payperview version of Gamer Poop 😂😂😂😂

    • @GrowlingRB24
      @GrowlingRB24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Gamerpoop?! This is the gamerpoop!

  • @kennhua4311
    @kennhua4311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    i will pay for a paper bag dlc to cover everyones head just so i dont have to see any of their goofy looking faces and tsking me out of the experience by making me crack up everytime

  • @Golemoid
    @Golemoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    gurl 1: my father is dead, im the successor =)
    gurl 2: he is... dead...
    gurl 1: =)
    10/10 or i ddos you

    • @Golemoid
      @Golemoid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      also 2:28 is this hayden christensen!?

    • @ZAznGirlZ
      @ZAznGirlZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it looks like she killed him

    • @milams___
      @milams___ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She smiles through pain!

    • @katiepersons6575
      @katiepersons6575 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't laugh. If this were SWTOR her response would be completely reasonable!

    • @jacklong1844
      @jacklong1844 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Her constant grins would make Hillary Clinton look like she was paid to smile

  • @ABSolution2468
    @ABSolution2468 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When recession hits but the board of director wanted to keep their salary

  • @davidbyrd3006
    @davidbyrd3006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This was turning out to be a very good start for this year in games until Mass Effect Andromeda showed it's glitch-riddled hide to the masses.

    • @ShdowHuntr
      @ShdowHuntr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David Byrd
      Yeah its sad

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Byrd Even 2B's emotions are better than All animations of MEA

    • @marilagi
      @marilagi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kano Sazanami Nier Automata is overall a WAY better game.

    • @shawnkucinski7479
      @shawnkucinski7479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well if you like Japanese games there's still hope Nier Automata is amazing and Persona 5 is just around the corner.

    • @personguy6517
      @personguy6517 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      don't forget nioh, samurai dark souls

  • @markrezk9775
    @markrezk9775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    I'm excited for Crowbcat to make a video on this game as well.

    • @ipaul_kn3
      @ipaul_kn3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mark Rezk Hype

    • @markv6467
      @markv6467 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mark Rezk Everyone excited for Crowbcat

    • @Revvnar
      @Revvnar 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He will do it, just give him time

    • @yourmom9200
      @yourmom9200 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah, that nigga loves to nit-pick and take things out of context.

    • @markrezk9775
      @markrezk9775 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Andrew Markus lol, Nintendo fanboy I'm guessing? His videos are accurate.

  • @feathersareheavierthansteel
    @feathersareheavierthansteel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Bioware headquarters work schedule:
    60% Watch memes on the internet.
    20% Come up with ideas for season passes and microtransactions.
    15% Discriminate against people on the internet.
    5% Game developing.

    • @RaphaClassic
      @RaphaClassic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Maybe, but I am actually beginning to think they are just incompetent.

    • @adambarton6978
      @adambarton6978 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jajaja nice

    • @ausbug1
      @ausbug1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seems accurate

    • @AppleBiscuits
      @AppleBiscuits 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      75% jerking off to full nudity

    • @DarkKingBowser
      @DarkKingBowser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      EA: Taking a franchise you loved and raping it to death.

  • @jmk0822
    @jmk0822 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Sorry my face is tired"
    It's like Bioware is trying to make an in game excuse why all the characters faces look so lifeless

  • @adamdimpel3984
    @adamdimpel3984 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I was laughing until you slide the witcher in there...then the tears started to flow. (Yes nanveer, white tears)

  • @Zero67891
    @Zero67891 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The fucking "swiggity swooty" part
    gets me everytime.

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    When a game like Half Life 2, a game released in 2004, has better facial animations than a game released in 2017. Good job Bioware! You really out done yourselves here!

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even the first Mass Effect has better animation.

  • @Baleur
    @Baleur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:03 OH MAN i love that so much! Maybe Andromeda was SO ADVANCED that they had real sentient AI characters, so they HAD TO fake the punch to not hit the other character in order to not have any self-aware entities being harmed in the game.
    Holy shit man thats revolutionary! So realistic AI that you ethically arent allowed to hurt them!

  • @BigBadBuzz
    @BigBadBuzz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    It's like they mo-cap'd the movement from Team America

  • @Xaphnir
    @Xaphnir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Comparing the facial expressions to a 2015 game?
    Why not compare them to Final Fantasy X from 2002, where they were still better?

    • @kFlynn_217
      @kFlynn_217 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, like the scene where Yuna and Tidus are laughing their asses out xD

    • @zer0zi
      @zer0zi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The original Deus Ex' facial animations felt more natural(or you could say that it just worked) compared to this.

    • @sashkageorgieva2678
      @sashkageorgieva2678 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zeroarcanus карнавална

    • @AsianTheDomination
      @AsianTheDomination 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Zeroarcanus and its one of the best games ever made. they actually lip synced the dialogue, but thats pretty easy when you only have two polygons to animate

    • @AsianTheDomination
      @AsianTheDomination 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well LA Noire is probably the best out of any game, but it's a shame the technology probably won't be picked up again.

  • @HitsuTwistedTalong
    @HitsuTwistedTalong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    their facial animation and reactions looks like in The Sims hahahahahah too funny XD

    • @reymarkjoshua1092
      @reymarkjoshua1092 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      the sims have more convincing facial animations than this and sims don't have the soulless eyes

    • @lordhuskyoffoodempire3318
      @lordhuskyoffoodempire3318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      last time i checked, the sims are better than this.

    • @AgentDearestZ
      @AgentDearestZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HitsuTwistedTalong Thats an insult to the sims

    • @brief2644
      @brief2644 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      In some parts it's looks like Garry's mod machinima. lol

  • @FirstNameLastName-wo7li
    @FirstNameLastName-wo7li 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    5 years 40 million dollars and the game looks like it was made by a first-year underfunded company how the hell can you mess this up so bad? totale slap in the face for ME fans.

    • @gowestyoungman8184
      @gowestyoungman8184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Especially noticeable when comparing it to TW3, which was essentially self-published by a much smaller company and had a budget of $81,000,000.00 US. Sure, Wild Hunt's budget was larger, but much of it was marketing and voice acting for the 15 languages the game is voice-acted in. Add to that the fact that TW3 had a similar style of 'open world', and you can really see how much each studio cares about the game. For a game its size, TW3 was dirt-cheap (e.g. GTAV cost around $260 Million USD) and they made use of every cent, even having weeks of free dlc after launch and two stellar expansions.
      What EA did to Bioware is embarrassing and sad, and BW will probably join Visceral and many others when Anthem inevitably gets panned for the 'games as a service' angle clearly being pushed in the game. Long story short, EA cares only about themselves, while studies like CDPR care about the consumer that got them to where they are.

    • @brunoderkameramaa8005
      @brunoderkameramaa8005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gowestyoungman8184 witchers mimic is bah
      They look like the same

  • @Darkmirren
    @Darkmirren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    this game looks like it's still in pre Alpha how the hell did they release this game when it looked like this

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darkmirren 1877 Erin go Bragh, Alba gu Brath.

    • @Darkmirren
      @Darkmirren 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caledonia will be free one day we'll just have to wait sorry I don't speak Gaelic I wish I can learn it but I'm lazy

    • @Memento--Mori
      @Memento--Mori 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darkmirren 1877 Well I said in Irish "Ireland Forever" and in Scottish "Scotland Forever" mo chara (my friend in Irish).

    • @Darkmirren
      @Darkmirren 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celtic Brothers in Arms have a good day sir and have a good life

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EA is hell, and they are leased...

  • @alexissmetje
    @alexissmetje 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    Hello there, do you miss me?

    • @beato1617
      @beato1617 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      mmmm.. no

    • @NickJerrison
      @NickJerrison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      ONLY COMMANDER SHEPARD CAN DEFEAT FURFAGS

    • @fantaju1ce
      @fantaju1ce 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The council can kiss my ass!

    • @jangozubr
      @jangozubr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I like your ass!

    • @mirrorslash028
      @mirrorslash028 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This store discriminates against the poor!

  • @Hatti69
    @Hatti69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    10/10 IGN,Gamespot and other major outlets mark my word

    • @Drivertilldeath
      @Drivertilldeath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Paid review all ways 8/10 or higher and thats when you know they are paid reviews.

    • @BrandonTjon
      @BrandonTjon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MetaCritic, Angry Joe, Crowbcat and Totalbiscuit among with some others are the only one you should trust.

    • @Diree
      @Diree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm interested in what Joe and TB have to say about this. I know TB dislikes the Open World bullshit at least as much as I do at least. If the side quests were at least interesting. And if it weren't all "follow the quest marker and scan this thingy" quests. *sigh*

    • @DrAnimePhD
      @DrAnimePhD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Brandon Tjon Only one of those four are actually trustable.
      >Angry Joe
      That Guy with the Glasses cuckold who shilled for Dragon Age Inquisition.
      >Totalbiscuit
      Shilled for Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, and caused a major commotion over the election
      >Metacritic
      HAHAHAHAHA. That's the best joke I heard all day!

    • @icheatinexam5606
      @icheatinexam5606 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brandon Tjon Metacritic is probably one of the worst sites for gaming reviews... because anyone can review games without even playing the games themselves

  • @AudioZer0
    @AudioZer0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:53 had me cracking up so bad that my dog left the room

  • @AlkoTanko
    @AlkoTanko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Reminds me of Working Joes from Alien: Isolation, except those were intentionally creepy.

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      AlkoTanko
      Their facial animations were supposed to look robotic, since the were robots.

    • @koolrabbit100
      @koolrabbit100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Robots are meant to look like robots
      *MINDBLOWN*

    • @Worldwidegam3r
      @Worldwidegam3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr.Dr.Professor Toaster Their faces didnt even move. Alien isolstion did have some dodgy mouth animation on other characters though however it was only when they spoke in game, not in cutscenes.

    • @Ved000000
      @Ved000000 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, even the Mark 2 synths from Fallout 4 look better. Fuck, the robocops from THX-1138 look better.

  • @shinatama06
    @shinatama06 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    *I was laughing so hard throughout the video, I almost died TWICE!*

    • @ikdusVictor90
      @ikdusVictor90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      By looking at their dead faces, I'd say the characters themselves died more than twice.

    • @lonelypotato520
      @lonelypotato520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Victor You can't die if you were never alive

    • @s-dart1166
      @s-dart1166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Now you can make some 10 minute clickbait and justify it with this

    • @Dantick09
      @Dantick09 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You died? '__'

    • @JustMike_Official
      @JustMike_Official 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you laughed at this video then there's something wrong with you, Mike.

  • @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma
    @Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My face is tired from laughing my ass off.