Kwite is definitely the type of father to show his kids Mary Poppins then laugh at them when they grab an umbrella and jump off the back of a couch thinking they'll fly
This parasocial stuff is sad. I just realized how bad it is. A normal person would just watch in silence and occasionally laugh. But I'm over here talking and saying what I think as if you can hear me speaking. I must touch the green😔
😅it sounds good for a lot but it's the most difficult. The reason that is awesome that the people that have no problem? What the way they did that? The other reason it has worked that
So, my father once told me a story about a picture I had found. I was around 3 at the time, my parents and I were outside in our garden. My parents were sitting on some chairs with covers, so they were a little softer. Now, those covers had strings on them to get attached to a chair. Well, I took those strings and wrapped them around my throat and stared strangling myself. They stopped me when I started turning blue.
I know I'm really late, but one time when I was a kid I got really mad at my mom (I don't remember why), so I took a bunch of toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and unraveled them all other the living room in a fit. It was funny because one time my mom and I were talking about it and she said that I wasn't crying or anything. I was just silently glaring at her the entire time until I went back in the spare bedroom and slammed the door lmfao.
Ahhhh spoke like someone without kids. There's a reason we started locking the bathroom door. Children are very fast. All that crap in the toilet was easily less than 15 seconds.
Yeah, though the clip of that Tiktok looks clearly fake to me in the first watch. The hand shaking exaggeratingly, the annoying laugh track, the filter I think that seems to make things brighter.
"It's kinda weird: After watching all these videos of children being mostly annoying and very dumb, a very dumb part of me is even more encouraged to become a father?" Me: Awwwwww!!! Mini floating hoodies!!
5:57 my grandpa was training my mom in karate and he held up a stick and told her she had to get it out of his hand. She ended up breaking his arm. He was proud of her anyway
im assuming the reason why the baby smiling at the orangutan was on there was because *you arent supposed to smile at monkeys, they take it as a threat. one lady made that mistake and thought they liked it cause they smiled back but in the end a gorilla broke out of their cage and mauled her to death. absolutely gruesome.*
7:55 fun story, my brother and i when we were younger would get so jealous of each other on our birthday that our mom just decided we had two birthdays a year. the *actual* birthday kid got the presents and a cake. second hand birthday kid got just a present. but it kept us happy lol. stopped when we moved and our mom stayed in good 'ol 'merica
watching this is akin to torture because every time one of those demented little menaces does some stupid shit I get viscerally angry and have to remind myself that these babies are pixels on a screen. can't stop that Kwite grind though
I thought I was the only one. Finally, someone said it. (Side note in advance to anyone offended: calm down, it’s not like I want to murder a bunch of little kids.)
You are one of those demented little menises just older thinking you have right just because you pay the damn government money or you have the right to drive a vehicular device
I was watching this in the back seat of the car while my parents were driving, chuckling to myself every once in I a while, then I hear my dad saying "stop laughing its annoying "
With the video of the toddler submerging all the valuables in water, Id honestly be more mad if its fake because that means there's one more goon out there that throws money down the drain for 2 seconds of fame. I know i shouldn't be surprised at this point but its getting a bit ridiculous
I remember getting hypothermia in Spain once, during the hottest time of the year and also during a heatwave. The pool I jumped into didn't heat up enough by noon and I woke up for my parents to tell me I was asleep for almost a day and a half 😅
6:46 Kwite, you have clearly never been responsible for a child for more then an hour or two cause if you were you'd know you look away for a second and all hell brakes lose. I left my little sister alone on the couch to use the bathroom in the next room, when I came back out she had devoured and 2 entire bags of chips already and stole my moms phone to watch TH-cam on. She also placed her shit (and that's not a metaphor I mean an actual turd) underneath my bed because 2 weeks before I had thrown away my own paintings, I still don't know when the fuck she did that. They are crafty little fuckers
I mean to be fair kids are having to figure out basically everything as they go with minimal info. Does a baby know what an electric socket is? Or that jumping off something tall will result in broken bones, not flying? No! They don’t even know what bones are yet, much less that they have some in their body! They’re finding out all this stuff in the moment. What a wild way to live, honestly
7:50 my cousin is so spoiled that whenever we give my other cousin (her brother) birthday gifts, we have to buy an extra gift to give to her, because she throws tantrums if she also doesn’t get a gift on her brothers birthday
I know some kids like that, knew some like it as a kid too. I hated them. I mean, I also did that SOMETIMES, but it was more of me believing the world was against me because I never won games of chance.
Working retail I can say that on the topic of the toilet valuables, there are absolutely parents that are that oblivious to their children's actions. I have had to stop kids from toppling shelves full of heavy electronics while both of their parents were three feet away from them.
I was laughing at the first clip with the money baby, then jumped out of my damn bed exclaiming: "YO HE'S GOT A PLANT A N D RIDLEY AMIIBO THATS SICK ASF"
one time my mom looks away for 10 seconds to do something and then when she turned back around and I was throws eggs on the floor and eating them. I was a baby when this happend
5:10 I was so thrown off by that music because I could recognize it but didn't know it was from, but I just remembered it's from one of the old pokemon mystery dungeon themes and felt to need to share this unnecessary information
Kwite is definitely the type of father to show his kids Mary Poppins then laugh at them when they grab an umbrella and jump off the back of a couch thinking they'll fly
In other words the best kind of father
He's the one who told them that it would *definitely work.*
he seems like the kind of dude who would definitely be the dad/uncle to throw the kids in the pool
i did this once as a kid, but on a playground
@@sodakuwun0707 are you alive
This parasocial stuff is sad. I just realized how bad it is. A normal person would just watch in silence and occasionally laugh. But I'm over here talking and saying what I think as if you can hear me speaking. I must touch the green😔
2:27 I did the exact same thing as kwite (not the construction equipment part)
As a minor/child I can say I am very stupid
child me was so stupid the break up of my mom and dad didn't affect the way I grew up
😅it sounds good for a lot but it's the most difficult. The reason that is awesome that the people that have no problem? What the way they did that? The other reason it has worked that
"Now that we're not there, it's very funny to watch them struggle." EXACTLY
hi my name is cassidy too 😎
@@meowcatissilly eyyy
@ 0:33 deal breaker folks. i'll save you 10 minutes #.troll
This is how sophomores, juniors, and seniors view freshman.
@@aphylorne3021 LMAO
They also don’t pay taxes
I hate tiny humans
theyre also not legally citizens
Thank you for telling me this I will inform the irs
Neither do I. Your point?
@@RealBunger I will be informing the irs
As a former Child I can agree that we are stupid
as a former child i agree
as a former child i agree aswell
As a child I agree
as a current child i agree
as a current younger than 18 i can agree
As a kid I used to get scared when people clapped their hands near me because I thought they'd squish me so yes kids are very stupid
i don't even know how that managed to get into your head
@@HopeIsADrug11037 I dont even know either
"Tom and Jerry traumatizes children (proof)!!!!!!!!!!!111111"
I like to eat bugs and die
@@splendidgaming1981 you're just like me fr
"He made a little nest to watch Cocomelon"
I'm dead
that kid was perched spiderman-style
(4:29)
“There’s nothing like watching a child be scared of their own shadow. THE HEDGEHOG.”
- Kwite
putting that in my favorite quotes
This adds a new level of funny when you watch Kwite twitch streams
btw a sub botted verified person stole your comment
@@alltomorrowsfan 🤡🤡
Best Quote No cap.
i think we can all agree we were children once, no matter how depressing that may be
Yes
Speak for yourself, I was manifested out of nothing
Babies who died before they could be children can't agree
Actually, I materialised from air.
says a fucking country lol...
Kwite admitting to having baby fever is something wholesome I didn't know I needed
I broke the perfect like number, now you have 601 likes >:)
@@WooffzTheCoon on the road to 666, darling~ Silly to think I'd be satisfied with 600
@@_AV_almost there lmao
Now you’re on the way to 690, good luck
@@alliu6562 hell yeah
as a previous kid I can agree. we were and still are dumb
Just not as much, or more
am i still a kid then..?
You know fun shits gonna go down when you hear a 6 year old say "trust me I can do it!".
As a freshly baked teenager, can confirm we are very stipid
So, my father once told me a story about a picture I had found.
I was around 3 at the time, my parents and I were outside in our garden. My parents were sitting on some chairs with covers, so they were a little softer. Now, those covers had strings on them to get attached to a chair. Well, I took those strings and wrapped them around my throat and stared strangling myself.
They stopped me when I started turning blue.
Train early right?
@@milkdrinker117 i can't tell if that was about self-delete or bdsm
@@SoVidushi Yes.
I used to chew on razors. Kids are self destructive man
I know I'm really late, but one time when I was a kid I got really mad at my mom (I don't remember why), so I took a bunch of toilet paper rolls from the bathroom and unraveled them all other the living room in a fit. It was funny because one time my mom and I were talking about it and she said that I wasn't crying or anything. I was just silently glaring at her the entire time until I went back in the spare bedroom and slammed the door lmfao.
Ahhhh spoke like someone without kids. There's a reason we started locking the bathroom door. Children are very fast. All that crap in the toilet was easily less than 15 seconds.
Yeah, though the clip of that Tiktok looks clearly fake to me in the first watch. The hand shaking exaggeratingly, the annoying laugh track, the filter I think that seems to make things brighter.
3:40
Man literally dropped the child like he was playing hot potato. Look at how the kid crumples into the couch.
The baby looks lifeless bruh 😭
She just flopped over like a rag doll lmao
little kid got asked "are you taking a shit?" and really said "yeah"
10:19 this was the most heartfelt thing he's ever said
Something something Daddy Kwite.
@@KomoliRihyoh wth...
Yeah I felt that to
‘Kids are very dumb’
Ever 60 seconds in Africa
A minute passes
The sun is bright
water is wet
Ice is cold
Floors are made of floor
Stealing is against the law
8:01 One time in 3rd grade, went to a field trip, and beat a giraffe in tug of war. It's been a few years but now I think he went easy on me.
Im sure the giraffe wants a round 2
8:04 That giraffe really tried to commit surprise adoption there
I don't want kids, but I will gladly keep being an outsider looking into the chaos that is parenthood
"It's kinda weird: After watching all these videos of children being mostly annoying and very dumb, a very dumb part of me is even more encouraged to become a father?"
Me: Awwwwww!!! Mini floating hoodies!!
Kwite with his hoodie husband/wife and little hoodie children 🤧
@@megumiseyelashes6706 it's husband. Kwite likes men.
@@blorblin the husband would be springtrap
@@blorblin it’s husband and/or wife.
Kwite likes both.
I now for some reason want to see Kwite doing a backflip, I dunno.
I think we all do.
I love how kwite at 8:45 just calls us all out as being douchebags. He knows exactly what we're here to see.
5:57 my grandpa was training my mom in karate and he held up a stick and told her she had to get it out of his hand. She ended up breaking his arm. He was proud of her anyway
Strong kid, id be proud too
3:50 kid really just dropped the baby
that parent has smooth moves caught him in the act every single time 7:31
That child is a fricken spoiled demon, thats what I get from that clip XD
Would've been better if he kicked the kid into the stratosphere
im assuming the reason why the baby smiling at the orangutan was on there was because *you arent supposed to smile at monkeys, they take it as a threat. one lady made that mistake and thought they liked it cause they smiled back but in the end a gorilla broke out of their cage and mauled her to death. absolutely gruesome.*
afaik orangutans are chill af tho. Dude was absolutely vibing in that video. They seemed to almost enjoy entertaining the kid.
It was cute ngl
I'm pretty sure that was an orangutan and there pretty nice animals but that smile did creep me out
That seemed like the setup to a joke but no-
As a kid I used to think that stuffed animals were put in pillow cases to prevent them from drowning while being washed
7:55 fun story, my brother and i when we were younger would get so jealous of each other on our birthday that our mom just decided we had two birthdays a year. the *actual* birthday kid got the presents and a cake. second hand birthday kid got just a present. but it kept us happy lol. stopped when we moved and our mom stayed in good 'ol 'merica
9:24 i laughed so HARD at the end i think i died for a second there
5:42 mom: “get it”
Child: “good soldiers follow orders”
The cut off... "It was at this moment that she knew, she stuffed up"
“He’s not doing pull ups, you’re getting pulled up kid”
As someone who is considered a child by law, I am infact an idiot
same
7:08 THAT IS ONE CHAD CHILD
AAA!! CURSE YOU TINY SINK!!! 🟠 (Despicable Me 1)
"Do you like California"
*takes shit in response*
XDDDD
watching this is akin to torture because every time one of those demented little menaces does some stupid shit I get viscerally angry and have to remind myself that these babies are pixels on a screen. can't stop that Kwite grind though
Bro honestly I ssssssttttttggggg
I thought I was the only one. Finally, someone said it.
(Side note in advance to anyone offended: calm down, it’s not like I want to murder a bunch of little kids.)
It’s not their fault their brains aren’t fully formed yet.
You are one of those demented little menises just older thinking you have right just because you pay the damn government money or you have the right to drive a vehicular device
They literally know nothing bro let them at least figure out all the controls before you get that angry
9:08 "hey google how do i explain Plato's allegory of the cave to a baby"
Plot twist kwite was two kids in a green hoodie all along
3:21 What the hell are you talkin about, Kwite? When asked if he was takin a shit he didn't say 'No' he clearly said the opposite. He said 'Yeah'
“Aspiring and self-proclaimed”
Excuse you I am a professional baby punter
7:36
Help but did he just use a racial slur against his family, which doesn't even fall under the race it's a slur against?
Sounds like he said it if he did where did he learn it from........
When that kid that's running around falls straight on his face.
Image if the mom just forced her cursed baby to sit on top of pizza for a tiktok.
I was watching this in the back seat of the car while my parents were driving, chuckling to myself every once in I a while, then I hear my dad saying "stop laughing its annoying "
With the video of the toddler submerging all the valuables in water, Id honestly be more mad if its fake because that means there's one more goon out there that throws money down the drain for 2 seconds of fame. I know i shouldn't be surprised at this point but its getting a bit ridiculous
This why I'm not having kids 0:03
same
9:52 we got the new hulk actor
Kwite, you are somehow able to be ever happy to be judging absolute mess, yet can project so much salt into your words.
*You are amazing.*
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damn daniel
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Congrats for first comment :>
8:52 ewwwwww a wholesome video, get it off me!
I'm not a kid anymore but I can relate to all of these vids
Nubert
As a kid I can confirm
9:33 child got kicked lmao
Shit they did
Oh god
I can tell Kwite's expression by his eyebrows. I feel as though that's a superpower in itself.
"you takin a shit"
"yeah"
Chad
The fact he manage to get up there safely at 4:19 is funny af🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Kids are Dumb."
"Water is wet."
Kids are dumb = kids are kids (dumb)
Actually, water is NOT wet.
0:13 "you're not even good enough to be my fake-"
*"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!!"*
I remember getting hypothermia in Spain once, during the hottest time of the year and also during a heatwave. The pool I jumped into didn't heat up enough by noon and I woke up for my parents to tell me I was asleep for almost a day and a half 😅
The baby that stole the phone has the best maniacal laugh.
6:46 Kwite, you have clearly never been responsible for a child for more then an hour or two cause if you were you'd know you look away for a second and all hell brakes lose. I left my little sister alone on the couch to use the bathroom in the next room, when I came back out she had devoured and 2 entire bags of chips already and stole my moms phone to watch TH-cam on. She also placed her shit (and that's not a metaphor I mean an actual turd) underneath my bed because 2 weeks before I had thrown away my own paintings, I still don't know when the fuck she did that. They are crafty little fuckers
Ok but on the shivering child one I had the EXACT same thought process 💀
I mean to be fair kids are having to figure out basically everything as they go with minimal info. Does a baby know what an electric socket is? Or that jumping off something tall will result in broken bones, not flying? No! They don’t even know what bones are yet, much less that they have some in their body! They’re finding out all this stuff in the moment. What a wild way to live, honestly
2:59 this is why i hate the tiktok text-to-speech voice. it just radiates extreme smugness and I fucking hate it
Embodies every person who spams the 😩💄💅✨ emojis
3:21 He didn't say no tho
Ya
7:50 my cousin is so spoiled that whenever we give my other cousin (her brother) birthday gifts, we have to buy an extra gift to give to her, because she throws tantrums if she also doesn’t get a gift on her brothers birthday
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I know some kids like that, knew some like it as a kid too. I hated them.
I mean, I also did that SOMETIMES, but it was more of me believing the world was against me because I never won games of chance.
This story now need a subway surfers clip
4:50 Got an Obvious Plant snuck in there! 🤣
1:55 a karen in training
0:31 ..You've earned my respect Kwite. You've earned it.
5:51 Honestly same
7:31 Gets funnier every time.
Kwite's really the kind of guy to compliment someone's technique when they flip him off.
Claim your notification squad ticket here
4:12 Italian birds be like:
Working retail I can say that on the topic of the toilet valuables, there are absolutely parents that are that oblivious to their children's actions. I have had to stop kids from toppling shelves full of heavy electronics while both of their parents were three feet away from them.
No kids getting hurt?! How am I supposed to laugh at this?
I haven't watched any of your vids in like 2 years
What happened
Why am I here
Why did I leave
9:53 how does that child have a full head of hair.
It makes me sad that I used to be like this, a child
No it’s a normal part of development. Nobody is born perfect!
@@holidayin7962I was.
8:33 reminded of the orangutan from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure....
(the one that was captain of a ship)
Oh my GOD. IS EVERYTHING A DAMN JOJO REFERENCE? ITS AN ORANGUTAN. NOT. A. JOJO. REFERENCE!
"How do you let it get THIS far along?" I ask myself that every day
2:37 LMAO this part is so funny HAHAHA
I was laughing at the first clip with the money baby, then jumped out of my damn bed exclaiming: "YO HE'S GOT A PLANT A N D RIDLEY AMIIBO THATS SICK ASF"
Man, kids do be dumbin’ tho
That giraffe just taking the kid along scared me, I half expected the parents not to make it but they were fast to get his feet 🤣
2:50 "those we're fing noodles"- kwite
that ending statement about him wanting to be a father is a call to action for someone to make him that and no one can convince me otherwise
👀😳
I'm jealous of kids dumb but still have time to learn i'm just dumb
At least most kids I know can count❤
Hello Kwite I'm quite early today
Ew
@@thejonahcade Ew
EW
one time my mom looks away for 10 seconds to do something and then when she turned back around and I was throws eggs on the floor and eating them. I was a baby when this happend
5:10 I was so thrown off by that music because I could recognize it but didn't know it was from, but I just remembered it's from one of the old pokemon mystery dungeon themes and felt to need to share this unnecessary information
It’s necessary to me, even 7 months later, I can now find this song
@@Sp3ctralI lol well I'm glad I at least helped someone
3:03
"What do you think about California?"
"California?"
"Do you like it?"
"Yea?"
"Do you like it?"
"IIIHHH"
"You takin a shit?"
"YEAA!!!"
I'm glad I was never a kid.
put a clip of a child willingly going inside of a woodchipper in your next video
6:26 you know funny thing....
I did that as a kid too
you MONSTER
Did your parents still keep you
STOP LEAVING TODDLERS ALONE THEY CAN LITERALLY DIE IN A PUDDLE OF WATER!
5:44 "good soldiers follow orders"