Watching People Die Inside
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 พ.ค. 2021
- today im watching people die inside, aka the genre of watch people die inside, often times these things are found on r/watchpeopledieinside, alternatively this is people dying inside, i love me a good watch people die inside compilation. i also love dying personally
edited by condi: / @condifiction
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As a 6’2 giant I am actually quite sad I’m not small because what’s more masculine, dominating a chick who’s smaller than you or toppling a Goliath I rest my case.
Thank you goliath man. I who put all my growth stat points into shlong thank you
I'm 6'2 and I say big things are for killing not fucking
This guy gets it
@@greenseagull9611 oh dear
As someone who is 6,4 at 14. I get you man
I'm pretty sure that was a Quinceañera. Which, in my opinion, is even funnier than a wedding.
Could you explain what one of those us please? Not trying to be rude just curious
@@fod-der It's a party to celebrate someone's 15th birthday. It's a Mexican tradition, if I remember correctly.
@@fod-der Its like a sweet sixteen, a big coming of age birthday for girls
@@fod-der It's like sweet 16 in the Latino world
They're all right. Think "Sweet 16" but Mexican and at age 15. I was basically dragged to my own Quinceañera because my extended family expected one. Mexican family dynamic is wild lol
8:32 the girl in the gown is celebrating her quinceñera ...and those are her parents ....not a wedding 😂😂
Your mom singing at your quince is horrible, which is why neither did I or my mum wanted me to do a quince xdd
@@jimenahdz6367 that is not my video, but i did have a quince but my mom didn't sing in mine 😂😂 both of us would die of embarrassment
@@Psychorbity oh nono! I know that isn’t your video. I’m saying like moms singing at a quince in general, I guess I worded it weird 😅
@@jimenahdz6367 ah, no worries, was still a pretty funny comment 😂
Ahhh okay, that makes more sense 😆
The Deadpool one is just a skit, it was posted on Ryan's channel. It's quite satisfying the way he pulls off his skin
Everything Ryan touches, turns to gold
true
Lol came to comment the same thing
Except the Green Lantern 😉😂
4:39 (pause and click at this time stamp) what in the hell is an astronaut doing here
Rydas Touch
"That's insane!"
...
*"You're insane."*
Genuinely the best comeback I've seen in a while, just for the execution of it.
*"The human brain is the most complex structure in the whole entire universe"*
_-Human Brain_
Zootopia
-first furry
@@paulathepauly I’m first furry
@@milktea6676 top 10 biggest plot twists in anime
@@obamagaming1270 No top 10 best anime betrayals.
@@bloxmate2124 no top 10 saddest anime deaths
If you bathe in Dennis Rodman bath water, you too will live for eternity
Thanks Kim
but kim, my friend did it and he got hit by a fucking semitruck and was brutally killed
YOU ARE MY HERO KIM
im giving this comment 3 hours before it gets overtaken by something that has anything to do with the video
i’m sorry this is the inevitable, kim.
as a skater- watched my friend almost break her tailbone, writhing in pain, go “is my board okay?”
fr I've seen skaters throw themselves in front of trains to save their boards. When board is life, you look after your board.
Sams guys all had That One Deck and it was either one that you never touched, or it was the one they'd bomb into a suburban river with.
9:00 "99 bottles of bear on the wall, 99 bottles of bear, if one of those bottles should happen to fall, 98 bottles o- ...97 bottles- ...96 b- ...95, 94, 93, 92...well, now theyre all falling
99 bottles of beer on the ground, 99 bottles of beer, a dad with a grill comes around.98 bottles of beer on the ground.
bottled bears? i didn't know you could put a bear in a bottle. a fish, maybe, but bears are way too big, now you'll have 99 bears walking around your wine store and wreaking havoc on the city
I think that's wine? isn't that wine?
@@galaxychill9578 99 bottles of wine on the wall
@@TheWither129 someone doesn’t have bear bottles and it shows. Real men have bears inside bottles.
6:20 As someone who skates, I can say yes. This is actually a skater’s worst nightmare. I have nightmares about this. Being ON the skateboard when this happens is the second-to-worst nightmare
I'm subbing because instead of making fun of the people who got hurt/broke something, you were more worried about the person. And to me that was some how funnier than making fun of them directly 😂😂😂
POV: You’re in school but you learn more from Kwite anyway
Wrong
True
Fairly accurate. School doesn't teach us anything useful.
False I left school 5 hours ago.
Why does everyone have an anime profile picture
8:00 I’m a cashier at a grocery store and it physically hurts me every time someone puts their soda bottles down like this. Just please turn it 90 degrees to the side so it doesn’t roll
1:38 I think, the dying inside is the flight attendant who is just trying to do her job, while this guy is doing everything he can do silently say, "LOOK AT MY JOKE! I AM SO FUNNY! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME!".
All hail the holy trinity of hoodie mask and glasses and join the church of kwite!
We now say our prayer “how’s it going lads”
WhErE dO i JoIn?!?!?!?!?
Kwite is the definition of dry humor and I love it
As an amateur sfx artist 7:20 hurt my soul, latex can take 30 minutes to dry without using a fan/hair dryer not to mention the actual application, multiple layers etc. my best sfx look took me 2 and a half hours and that was just a Chelsea grin, with some body paint. I cant even imagine how long full face and arms would take, not to mention shading, blood application etc, especially from professionals. man I hate this so much.
Literally had to go and see if he actually did that 💀 think it was just an expensive or timely skit they were in on, he posted it himself
@@ereboi1483 i think it was probably a skit as well but it still hurt my soul to watch 😭
@@angelwithashotofvodka3005
Completely fair 💀
just good to know no artists were harmed in the making of this video lmao
From what I can tell it was a skit, prob done when they were finished filming and we’re gonna take it off anyway
that wine one hurt, i've seen the prices of some wines, and they can be REALLY expensive, especially since so many fell
The way they kinda just stood there after a moment though makes it all the more upsetting but hilarious
Őh űh
@@MaxwellCatAlphonk ?
I'd never expect Bottas to be in a kwite video
ik bottas of all people too lmao maybe like Danny ric or lando. not bottas lmao
@@charm.8444 or Alonso
th-cam.com/video/nosMRIo68es/w-d-xo.html
the crossover i never knew i wanted
4:41 That happened to me, too. I was already getting drenched by rain, so I guess the universe though "a little more won't hurt!"
Well, it did. It hurt my feelings
No matter what color shirt they wear, their kid will always find a way to call them an exercise ball in public
-Kwite 2021
5:00 These two are just getting outright bullied at this point
It was a septuple kill omg lmao!
Everyone was like, “well they’re already soaked 🤷♂️ this might be my only chance🫡”
3:46my man look down just looklike he about to jump
Found out I was got cheated on today. And this STILL MAKING ME CRACK UP. good job bro
Ik it’s been a year, but I hope you’re doing better man
7:47 that would've been my 13th reason
Better than actually having to do work if you're still getting paid
9:05 As a person who likes to drink wine this cilp made my heart stop working for 3 seconds .
New idea: “watching people die”
Used to be a sub, actually
@@YamiTheEevee cool 😐
Good idea, thank you Costa Rican government
@@wilburfoot yes
Live leak
The strength that quinceañera put not to burst into laughter is commendable.
My video froze at 2:21 with no loading circle so now Kwites just staring me down like a disappointed father
LMAO
6:41 why does this frame look so much like the "Aight let's go" meme followed by the Spongebob music lmao
5:14 yeah Kwite has definitely experienced some sort of trauma in his past about this
3:53
Filming this man was CRUEL
Probably for the woman's safety
@@DrunkenEros oh shit good point this was high up...
8:46 LMAO that was a quincenera aka a big birthday celebration when a Mexican girl turns 15
1:14 I never expected Valtteri to be in a Kwite video hahahaha
Same
same
8:55 I work at a liqure store and this is genuinely my worst fear
This is the "only" youtber that can make me genuinely laugh
so do you fake laugh with everybody else
Same
5:47 we almost got an eye reveal
3:00 the grandson sounds like badboyhalo-
9:20 without visual context this would be..odd
6:27 getting a rock under a wheel while trying to impress your crush
3:35
Damn, Dan Henderson really took that rejection to heart!
I love this guy, I don't have to look at reddit, I can just skip straight to the funny bits
8:37 its not a wedding its a quinceaneara/15 birthday party
I get the skater one, that's the point. Body damage heals, my friend. But a broken board is a true tragedy.
4:24 the stunties do it too, school desks,bus seats,plane seats,bleachers the troop compartment of the German puma if’s which can’t fit people of 6 foot tall
8:48 not a wedding, a Quineceanera
7:36 oh my god I have had that happen to me on a boss I was struggling on for like weeks then I beat it and bam the save thing says file was corrupted and I have to fight it again.
4:50 god hates them specifically
I wonder if he ever changes the mask every time he records
It is apart of him
@@Damarai_ *a part
edit: ok i get it
@@TotalyNotTony was it worth it buddy was it really worth it
@@TotalyNotTony really
@@TotalyNotTony This is Fucking TH-cam not Grammar School
you can turn krisp off on discord, may your therapy continue
2:55 my grandpa did the exact same thing with sri racha
I thought this was serious but then I saw who uploaded this
Ok but the guy going in for a kiss was really creepy. Don’t just rush in like that, when the person hasn’t shown any indication they want you to kiss them. He almost forced that on her, jesus.
And then felt sorry for himself after lol
Kwite has the best humor in today’s day n age
beer is good food
First time my TH-cam notifs have shown me kwite in months
thank you for the upload Kwite
I feel like everything in the world is made for short people sometimes, so I can see why others would think everything is made for tall people. I basically have to squat or bend 90 degrees in order to use public bathroom sinks. Or even normal sinks in peoples houses. All water fountains are made for short people, so I basically have to stand on my knees to drink from them, and oh, yeah, I hit my head on EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME. Feel free to complain about being tall or short in the replies lol
the men in my house are mostly all taller than me and they put a lot of the important dishes for cooking on the very top shelf so i have to use tongues and hope to god they dont fall on my head. when i first started dating people would call me a “child bride” cuz i was so much shorter than my partner. and adults like to rest their arms on my head a lot, kids in highschool, even ones younger than me. would baby me and tell me i wasnt allowed to curse in front of them cuz im “too smol”. its annoying but tbh its alright
@@cocothedino_2901 i'm thankfully pretty average when it comes to height but if i were shorter and i got called smol i think i would punch someone
Love these reaction vids!
Went onto this without realising it was a new video
when i saw that wine break on the floor tears came out of my eyes i love wine and i cant afford more than 2 bottles a month i feel so bad for that wine
7:12 its so funny because that make up stuff can take up so many hours to do
nice vid just finished it and it's pretty good. good job kwite :)
Noooooo poor Valtteri. But also yeah
This is the most earliest that I've been even in college i cant get up early than this lol
that’s what Kwite’s fans do on a daily basis
When there not subscribed.what a Segway
The fact that the dude thought he could swoop in and kiss her while she was stuck in a corner is beyond me
Formula 1 fans know who that second person was
7:00 You do know that you can turn krisp off, right?
I have my Airpods on and when the laugh track came on at 0:22 it scared the shit out of me.
This video made my day
I love this channel I don't have to look for the good tiktoks
6:02 AYY SMOGGIES REPRESENT! LETS GO MIDDLESBROUGH
3:36 trolled
i love these shorter formats
man i want more of this
Clicked on this faster than the speed of kwite finds content to complain at😂
this would have been funnier without the emoji
I’m First furry
Lol
“People die everyday”
Well thats a quote
Your videos are so addicting.
hey kwite love your videos
kwite must be a short king based on the way they were spitting facts me too bro me too
Ahhh this gonna be a good video
Your vids are the best to watch while eating
Needed this
Ngl Kwite lowkey looks like the child of Plankton and the Green M&M
fun fact the brown mnm and green mnm are canonically trans
@@aa-sp3xx k
Thanks for the video Kwite, I was kinda sad today. You made it a little better
Let me tell you, seeing kwites iceberg chart put 9:20 into perspective. Like yeah it’s ice just hanging there, but that ice is like probably a couple pounds of frozen water. So when it breaks off finally all that mass of solid ice comes down to the ground pretty hard and not shatter like the glass we usually see it as.
I paused the video on 0:40 to grab water and then I thought he was gonna say "turn the "is" in "issue" into nothing because I am going to sue you if you don't subscribe" or something along those lines
I mean he has a point; id rather have my board run over vs getting popsicled
Claim your "Here before kwite becomes destroyer of worlds" tickett
I just binging Watch People Die Inside Compilations and to my surprise, Kwite uploaded one hahahaha. Also, I already watched almost all of the clips Kwite shown.
This man is my internal brain cells trying to work together to form a logic and failing but as soon as a game is turned on my brain gains 900 Iq
1:14 BOTTAS HAHA
i'm also at a quarter-life crisis
Dude went through all 104 stages of grief in .5 seconds
as someone who skates, yes. the worst case scenario is the skateboard itself being damaged. when was the last time u met a person that skates who *had* the will to live bc i can garauntee it probably wasn't very recent.
i’m a simple guy. i see kwite upload, i click.
Yo VB 1:19, not a merc fan but f1 lessgoo
great video!
beginning of this vid dragged me back to the deathly hallows against my will
Kwite has the clearest forehead