Night Vale - Advertisement (A Familiar Nightmare) 5/1/2013

From episode 22, "The Whispering Forest". For more information on "Welcome to Night Vale", an excellent (and free) horror/comedy podcast, visit commonplacebooks.com or @NightValeRadio on Twitter. Stay away from the Whispering Forest.

[@cdavis0627]

Cecil's delivery here is a work of ART.

[@perfectnothingg]

I did this for a theater monologue bc the teacher never actually defined it

[@gourmetfuckinfruit5629]

I feel like when you've been a Night Vale fan for long enough things like these aren't weird or scary to you anymore... Only familiar, and strangely comforting... Am I alone here? Anyone? Okay. *sulks off to find an insane asylum*

[@_Prismatica]

Its true. I've listened to all episodes at least thrice over by now, and I feel the sane way. Cecil's voice out comforts the strangeness of his words themselves.

[@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist]

That actually sort of begins to explain why people still live in Night Vale, come to think of it.

[@dwane4796]

Sorry man, the insane asylum has been shut down. You have to go to the mental help center; which is conveniently in the exact same spot.

[@potophan94]

Maybe if Red Lobster had used this as their advertisement, they would have been more profitable and Darden wouldn't have sold them.

[@Graid]

Actually the scariest moment in Welcome to Nightvale for me. It actually makes me shudder.

[@leelubell9080]

This is legitimately my favorite bit

[@EccentricFelicity]

Is this the point of view of a lobster in a tank full of lobsters about to be eaten at Red Lobster????

[@MySerpentine]

So you're swallowed by a whale, wake up tied to a chair and then there's the world's creepiest rendition of the Red Lobster slogan. Okay . . .

[@avrilhacker6341]

This made me unable to go to RedLobster without laughing hysterically and reciting bits of this nervously.

[@tloft84]

Lost it at the end
Come see what's fresh... TODAY
XD

[@cdavis0627]

Funniest bit ever. I nearly ran my car into a ditch. "Hooded... and LIMP!"

[@amberstarknado3313]

MADNESS!

[@bingcom5250]

so, is this what it's like to be eaten whole? untill 1:15 it seams that way. after that it sounds like being born. after that i have no clue

[@DragonLady2005]

GOD THIS IS AMAZING

[@MapleKimchi]

I laughed for ten minutes when I heard it the first time. xD

[@justeundonut-moi.7979]

The moon whithout the eye is making me very inconfortable.

[@felidaeX3]

STUBBORN.LIPS.