Rules I have learned through loyalty test Rule no. 1 never let your woman pay for bills like house rent,etc Rule no. 2 don't give your partner alot of attention or little attention bado atacomplain. Rule no.3 keep your relatives away from your partner utakuliwa sister ama bro,Wacha akule watu wa mbali. Rule no.4 never trust your partner ,ni vile tu hajapatikana. Rule no .5 work hard to have your own money 🤑💰 husiseme hamuezi achana
The way steve gives them amoment to lie to each other for e very last time😂😂😂eti shikatu hi mic umuambie and he walks away knowing wat is comning next😂😂😂
Bro got over it so quickly and started making the necessary decisions. Proud of that guy. Yeye na Mugambi are real men. The only problem is that they aren't experienced on women so they act nice.
Remember they can say they love you but not really be in love with you. Let their actions tower over their words, let how they make you feel tower over what they say, know the difference between when they say I love you but do not show any love. Know the difference between when they say they care but abandon u whenever they feel like it. Know the difference. Remember it, feel it. Don't let your love be fueled by ghostly words. Never let your heart settle in an empty cold house.
This episodes have made me understand why God says his way is narrow and very few will find it, This generation need to repent! People don't have principles and morals any more.
I will say this as a man. Never ever take back a woman who has cheated on you because they rarely stop cheating but they just find more subtle ways to do it. They will call you a fool in their conversations with the other dude(s). They no longer respect you even though they might seem remorseful and repentant in their outward appearance. My personal experience which most men will agree with is that a man will have images in his head of his woman taking off her clothes, opening her legs, and being dicked down by some dude while moaning the whole time. These images are excruciatingly painful. As for me, who got cheated on twice, the day I found out that was the end of the relationship. I never looked back. One girl I loved came with her sister to apologise saying she will never do it again. I responded, "I know you will never do it again coz you are out of my life!" I ain't no simp.
Those images are painful indeed and so disgusting that they make one want to vomit. 🤮. Continuing a relationship with a cheating woman is like repeatedly adding salt & hot charcoal to an open wound.
Watch Part 2 here
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"Like..? We are marching to Zion!" That one had me rolling on the floor.🤣🤣🤣
A new Embarambamba in town 😂😂😂😂 "run this way, this way"😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂❤❤
😂😂😂😂Really???
😂ahh
The saddest thing about betryal is that it never comes from enemies😢😢😢
I was just loving the way the Kisii guy was talking. 😂😂😂😂. Fujure, sayon,.. Kisii men never disappoint.. The origin of Embarambamba..
😂😂. If a CD can fall down and injure someone's leg then our mjulus are under Siege and in great danger 😂
😂😅😂😅😂
Ni viuja sio future 😂😂😂😂
Lakini huyu boy ako fty hasira zinafanya aongee kisii pure
😂😂😂
The fall of CD to leg injury 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shld be in Guinness book of records
🤣🤣
Mimi ndo simple boy " ndo maanake" kilked me
Guinness book tena haha😂😂🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🤸♀️🤸
Kwani cd ni mtungi ya maji surely 🤔🤔🤔
Huyu jamaa ukisii iko kwa ulimi tuh but mature yake iko kwa another level
Rules I have learned through loyalty test
Rule no. 1 never let your woman pay for bills like house rent,etc
Rule no. 2 don't give your partner alot of attention or little attention bado atacomplain.
Rule no.3 keep your relatives away from your partner utakuliwa sister ama bro,Wacha akule watu wa mbali.
Rule no.4 never trust your partner ,ni vile tu hajapatikana.
Rule no .5 work hard to have your own money 🤑💰 husiseme hamuezi achana
Rule 5 ndo ungesema you only have 5 rules and put it on repeat😂😂😂
Rule number one.... a question actually 😂😂😂.... why do you have a partner
True
😂😂😂😂we are matching to zion😂😂😂
True and love is scum😂
He is a good man aki he has future,he is caring hadi anajali bro wake😢
But ile design ame convince huyu dem hadi akajisema😂😂
This is so painful especially to Abagusi man. BMS you have killed me😂😂😂chukwa key...chukwa. anyway follow up that guy, it can turnout to be bad
Wakisii walai 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂hakuna kitu inabamba kama kuwa mkisii am proud 😊😊😊
Yes gaki
Kisii pple are trending everywhere..not only kwa news...this is their yr..i love this guy..very funny😂😂😂
"Eti we hufiki church"..aki steve umeanza na roho🤣🤣🤣🤣
The kisii guy " watefuck is rong wit you"😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
😂😂😂
The way steve gives them amoment to lie to each other for e very last time😂😂😂eti shikatu hi mic umuambie and he walks away knowing wat is comning next😂😂😂
Huwa naskiza hiyo part kwa makini sana. Yaani watu ni waongo😀
😂😂😂😂imagine look straight in ur eyes akikudanganya😂😂😂😂inauma
😅😅😅😅😅😅
@@Karee.J2023 🤣🤣🤣
Mr heaven on earth 🌎 me i will never cheated since I started watching your shows team single til God answers my prayers lots of love from turkey 🇹🇷
Weeee huyu jamaa, ako na ancient ya Ki Kisii, 😂😂😂😂😂😂nawaaaa embarambamba, kimenuka 😅😅😅pest thing😂😂😂😂
We are matching to Zion😂😂😂weuh kisii never disappoint 😂😂😂
Ha ha ha ha 😃
Bro . Bro.
😂😂😂
😅😅 wow kumbe chuki ipo nyingi tu
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢
Oooh yes Kisii @ it again, likes zimuje!!!
Bro got over it so quickly and started making the necessary decisions. Proud of that guy. Yeye na Mugambi are real men. The only problem is that they aren't experienced on women so they act nice.
I love this guy😂😂😂🤣🤣 Royo yangu Mimi
"enda utakwzwe na msipigane ''I like the the way stivo reduce this matter to a casual conversation 😂😂😂😂
27:12 stevo:"shika jacket yako'
27:13 :SURPRISE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Winning Stevo's KSHS 12000 bet is equivalent to a camel passing through the eye of a needle 😅😅😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Hakuna couple ishai kula hii 12,000 si stevo unitafuta tuone kaa nitaikula
Winning 12K is a scam. It wont happen! Has he ever found a clean couple?
@@silaskorir7595 so the blame goes to the "dirty couples"
who are everywhere not Stevo...🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂tusker ishirini... Na unipe p/bill😂
😂😂😂😂 They were matching to zion then boom 💥💥 big man akatokea
Guy knows his small bro like the back of his hand 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Awuoro 😂
We are matching to Zion 😂😂😂
Bro wangu ni mkora 😂😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃
😂that thing of yeah...yeah.yeah...weeee😂😂😂😂
That skirt was flipped up and banana worked magic.. always skirt above knees, its a red flag.😅😅😅😅
Eti kwenda Church, hivo kinawaramba😂😂😂😂😂
Huyu dame na kucook uongo 🤣🤣🤣waaah promax
Kisiis and Luos are the best,they blend well😂😂😂😂😂
Hapo ni drama tupu 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
In fact we Kisii P'ple don't disappoint😂😂😂😂😂😂
Surprise! Kaa nayo 😂😂
Wui, we are matching to Zion😭😭😭 I feel for this Man
Big surprise to BMS with jacket😂😂😂😂
I love how stevo is looking at the ladies leg😂😂😂😂😂
Wooi I pity that man but again he is a comedian 😂😂😂
My people never disappoint 😂😂😂😂. Don't joke with our men kisii forever .
True
😂😂😂😂Embarambamba
Batige piii😅😅😅
This lady is lucky hakupigwa😂😂😂.but korara na bro ya hubby,takoreti buya
Kisii people ni ka wameru, 😂😂😂😂😂 wanaume waaah
Simple boy, was just chilling at mount Zion... Then boom😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
22:06 "we are matching to zion was just chilling"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stevee ilikuwa lazima SDA yawaa,si church tu basi😂😂😂
Remember they can say they love you but not really be in love with you. Let their actions tower over their words, let how they make you feel tower over what they say, know the difference between when they say I love you but do not show any love. Know the difference between when they say they care but abandon u whenever they feel like it. Know the difference. Remember it, feel it. Don't let your love be fueled by ghostly words. Never let your heart settle in an empty cold house.
25to 19yrs,,,aye kogoitande😂😂😂😂😂😂
No amount of teachings can change the fact that all women are prostitutes. So, stop unnecessary motivational speeches. They're useless to us, men🚮🚮🚮🚮
@@anthonymichweya5800
Ha ha
Thogende igo
This sounds sweet
Most recently,Kisiis have been gracing our screens with full laughter.
Meanwhile, today's episodes are legit ✔️😅
Ukiona mwenzako ananyolewa wewe fanya ile kitu
Funniest episodes ever
Stevo was chilling then ndio manake🤣🤣🤣
Aye baba nkogoitande, stivo tuma no. Umenigusa mahali, kisii forever
Matching to zion😂😂😂😂we all didn't see that coming 😂
Akaku umiza mguu na CD😂😂😂😂 I die..jeesoooo🙆🏿🙆🏿🙆🏿🙆🏿🤣🤣
Hehe simple boy ndio manake 😅😅😅
Don't mess with a kisii aye nkogoitande i love this man
Women can lie😂😂😂😂😂na vile huyu mjamaa anakaa ako na omozigidi kubwa😂😅😅
Huyu boi ako serious kweli😅😅😅😅😅 kwani he is not comfortable with standing
We are matching to sayuni 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The beautiful city of God 😅😅😅
Surprise surprise stivo...Kaa nayo😄😄😄
Stevo:Leo ufiki church?
Kisii girl:Ni maswali gani hizo?
Stevo:Ndio uende utakaswe.🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
Napenda voice ya huyu jamaa❤❤❤
This episodes have made me understand why God says his way is narrow and very few will find it, This generation need to repent! People don't have principles and morals any more.
Aki CD ya movie iliumiza huyu dem mguu😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣my ribs
Surpriseeee 😂😂😂😂kaa nayo😅
Weeeeh stivo this is something else 😂😂😂😂
Don't mess with kisiis gaki yawa. I love this man
Tigaye 😂
Ee bono
Sasa heri kukulana ukienda
'Utakazwe' was just chilling 😂😂😂
Being so loyal is good but rare.
True
Say it louder 😂
Hpna cheza na kijana yetu buanaa 😹😹 kisii to the world ✊❤❤❤❤🇸🇦
Tunaishi kimakenzie😂😂😂😂my fellow kisiis let's gather here we have a meeting😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂"umeanza kuharibu kanisa"?!😂😂😂It's also the kisii accent for me from the guy.😂😂😂love hurts
Me watching from Zion am already there😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂atakunyonga huyo..ashasema.
😂endelea kulipa fee
Jamaa mjanja anakufix the brother is underAge.
Kisii's😂😂😂we can't end a sentence without vernacular in it 😂😂😂😂😂
Aye ikogoitaende aki my fellow kisiis
This is a true believer of GOD. Mungu wako bro amekufungulia makubwa sana yenye haungeona na macho yako.
Stivo simple boy was just chilling then ndio maanake😂
Aye nkogoitande bosa wakisii mkooo😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂sisi n sisi we never disappointe hasira n sisi😅😅😅😅
Hasira Ni Ile ya Pharaoh ghakii😂😂
@@josephmaina-vm1lc 🤣🤣🤣🤣tiga aye
Mongaka gaki wolololooooo..........
@@mrpain158 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayee mwenjetee hasira ghakii sana😂😂
stevo kwanini unakuanga composed sana mimimningeisha hapo 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wakisii hapana cheza na sisi😂😂😂😂😂😂
'ushaipigwa ukapeana testimony?' that finished me🤣🤣🤣
The Kisii accent for me 😂😂
Mkisii anacatch feelings kama petrol😂😂😂😂😂
Umewahi kupigwa on a Saturday utoe testimony 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Aki usiseme Ivo na venye ata mm nliambiwa ety sato hakuna kupig2a Kuni nianze kumrifee mapema
@@sharonraitu3641kimbia na usiangalie nyuma🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
I love that part ya 'aye nkogoita inde bosa' 😂😂😂
Stevo na last words. Huendi church utakaswe 😅😅😅😅
Miaka mbili pep🤣🤣🤣🤣
Unabreak up 😢mpaka wenye wanaenda Kuabudu akhi 😂 wewe Steve 😅😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂Bigman Steve "uende utakaswe kwa church '
Simple boy was just chilling 😂
😂
Great content !!!!!!
We need a follow-up with the girl, Willy and the husband.
😂😂😂😂😂 'we are matching to Zion😂😂😂'
🤣🤣🤣😂
Aye inkogoitande bosa😅 hiyo part walae inakill akh watu wangu wa kisii😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Weeee unaaripu 😂😂wee unaaripu 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
""Surprise 😅😅 Kaa nayo bro"""
Rule no#every number🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣Never go back to woman who cheated on you for the love of woman is attached to whoever she cheated you with.
Aki STIVO🤣🤣🤣🤣 I always love your ironic question.....ati uendi church tena.
I will say this as a man. Never ever take back a woman who has cheated on you because they rarely stop cheating but they just find more subtle ways to do it. They will call you a fool in their conversations with the other dude(s). They no longer respect you even though they might seem remorseful and repentant in their outward appearance.
My personal experience which most men will agree with is that a man will have images in his head of his woman taking off her clothes, opening her legs, and being dicked down by some dude while moaning the whole time. These images are excruciatingly painful. As for me, who got cheated on twice, the day I found out that was the end of the relationship. I never looked back. One girl I loved came with her sister to apologise saying she will never do it again. I responded, "I know you will never do it again coz you are out of my life!" I ain't no simp.
👏👏
I too as a woman, I can never go back to a cheating man!🚮
Where do people get the guts to sleep with relatives
Umesema ukweli,😔😔
Those images are painful indeed and so disgusting that they make one want to vomit. 🤮. Continuing a relationship with a cheating woman is like repeatedly adding salt & hot charcoal to an open wound.
Na Rabbeca muturi mkuje wote hapa kimeumana....."""CD""" iliumiza dadayetu mguuu.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rule number one: never get back to a woman who cheated on you
Don't go to someone who has cheated on you.a woman or a man
Rule number two: always refer to rule number one.
@@duncanmwangi6955 rule number three: stick on rule number one
Rule# 4: Learn to manage your expectations and pay close attention to non-verbal signals. They contain goldmines of information.
Rule number 2 never go back to a man that cheated on you😂😂
Miss yeah, yeah, yeah amecheat akafanya mtoto wa wenyewe akuwe simpo boy... Pole sana ruuuun for your life.
Hahaha 🤣😂 ogopa wakisii,
Especially those from nyasore academy, better to be those from marurano academy😂
🤣🤣🤣 wah! Cjai ckia mtu akipanga matanga yake
The way it starts with lot of love only to be day and night at end
Pep, wacha kuniharipia church, Pro wangu namjua, wewe unaniudi, 🤪🤪🤪🤪and the way BMS is looking at the leg where the CD fell🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
The best thing he has never met turn to be worst thing making the man almost walking naked 😂