We need to talk. (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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WE NEED TO TALK! In this video Girlfriend Reviews is EXPOSED as a LOVING couple who are TOTALLY having a great time right now! UH OH!
Twitch: twitch.tv/girlfriendreviews
Cameo: cameo.com/itsgfreviews
Twitter: @itsgfreviews
Instagram: GirlfriendReviews
Patreon: patreon.com/girlfriendreviews - เกม
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled.
As well as swindled, hornswoggled, been done dirty and led astray.
We've been smeckledorfed
Didn't expect rvb reference
Hoodwinked! Hoodwinked I say!
@@MrRightobobo same
Turns out the words "we need to talk" don't just make my heart sink if it's "my" girlfriend, it also works for "a" girlfriend.
But what if she's your type? (Or "he?")
My mom used to do this until my brother and I had an intervention with her about how she couldn't just text us that randomly without us assuming the worst
Did you also think a baby was coming?
@Vidrigsson yup! Hahahah
*wife
Nothing makes shit seem like clickbait more than “NOT CLICKBAIT”
That's the joke, I would assume.
Thanks, Magic!
Hey they apologized first thing for the clickbait.
DEFINITELY NOT CLICKBAIT, 100% LEGIT
@@Marqan all they did was talk so seems right
tl;dr or didn't watch:
1. 0:43 Booker (their dog) is fine
2. 2:34 Matt's GPU/motherboard was broken in terms of editing
3. 4:49 Shelby is streaming
4. 6:01 Shelby is voice-acting
5. 6:44 Shelby is on Cameo
6. 7:48 GFReviews are gonna be at Play Days (part of Summers Games Fest)
7. 8:20 they are going to ComicCon and were at PAX
Not all heroes wear capes.
You forgot
10:01 Matt's dong
Based, thank you!
Those are twitter posts--not separate video marterial.
Saved me 10 minutes. Thanks homie.
Dang it the clickbait worked
what do you mean? it says NO CLICKBAIT right there
I thought mom and dad was mad at me
(Not Clickbait)
Immediately after
"Sorry for the clickbait!"
Attention!
Thank you for your attention.
@@deadasfak you're welcome
Yeah that was the joke, thanks
The boy who cried wolf...
bro got the joke
Me: I have a healthy relationship with the content creators I follow
Also me: *has minor panic attack reading video title
You don't have any relationship with them. They don't know you and you don't know them. Parasocial goon
I just thought it was a baby
You can't have a relationship with content creators
You have relationships with people you interact with. Content creators create content, and you consume the content. You interact with the contact.
That isn't a relationship.
@@KingRidley Google parasocial relationship
Same. My first thought was they were breaking up with me.
Vet tech here, Xylitol can be written as other names such as birch sugar on labels as well so keep that in mind everyone. Be safe out there!
I have a question for you about Xylitol then, is it also toxic to cats as well? I don't have a dog but I don't know what I would do if I lost my cat. He refuses to eat people food anyway, but just in case. Thanks in advance!
@@visionhawk4403for some reason xylitol causes insulin release in dogs so basically they get severe hypoglycemia and then they go into shock which can cause liver failure in dogs specifically. This process doesn’t happen in cats, so it just causes some stomach upset (which can also get out of hand if you don’t give them proper support but its certainly not as much of an emergency as in dogs)
@@visionhawk4403Yes! No xylitol for kitties either
@@visionhawk4403If you ever need to get a medication for your cat from a people pharmacy instead of directly from your vet, make sure there's no xylitol in it. Gabapentin, for instance, is given to kitties sometimes and most manufacturers use xylitol as an inactive ingredient
@@visionhawk4403yes, toxic to cats.
NOOOOOOOO THEY GOT ME!
Me too
Did they bait you into clicking?
@@jimballard1186 I have been JEBAITED
I've been tricked, fooled, and possibly bamboozled!!
"I sure as hell ain't your dad, Pikachu."
That was excellent. And hilarious. :)
Congratulation on the new baby! I'm so happy for you both. Sorry to hear you're breaking up though.
Wow I can't believe you guys inherited an Oil Baron's fortune and are using it to make a new Shark Tales game!
Oil money well spent!
The pregnant fish makeover simulator will be awesome.
Todd Howard saying "16 times the detail!" will always be funny to me
fixing you computer is always followed by asking yourself: "How long did i let myself stay in that hell?"
Yeah, very relatable
the whole video im thinking....Shelby's pregnant, Shelby pregnant, and Shelby is pregnant....
lol, join the club
wait she isn't? i'm still 2min into the video right now. urgh.
Plot twist: Matt is pregnant.
I thought they might be getting a divorce 😅😅
I think the fact they talked about knitting had a baby toad next to them is pretty much confirmed. But not my business just my guess at the end of the day. Just glad they are doing well.
🤔 let me guess, Shelby’s pregnant?
“Sorry for the clickbait”
R u kidding me 😂
Please no, that would be horrible news, every channel I watch is being derailed by kids..
@@Jeffro23_Noooo! How dare people have children!
@Jeffro23_ bro doesn't just hate having kids himself, he hates it if the dancing monkeys who give him free entertainment, also have kids 😂😂😂
"Don't be happy! Dance for me slaves!"
@@pent2 oh relax, I was mostly joking. Breeders are so sensitive.
@@Jeffro23_ see the first comment could have been taken as hyperbole. But calling people "Breeders" is some terminally online behavior.
Shelby and Matt mastered the ability to troll you with titles
Still waiting for the channel to be called “ex girlfriend reviews” now that youre married
Wouldn't it make more sense "Wife Reviews"?
@@JavZub (calling your wife an ex girlfriend is the joke)
I miss the video game reviews
Thanks for the update guys, I'm feeling more parasocial already :)
"Every tiny change needed to be rendered so I could look at it"
WAIT THAT'S NOT NORMAL????
Not gonna lie the shots of toad got me ugly laughing hard.
“THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!”
The Xylitol shit is so upsetting, because it is in *SO MUCH STUFF.* Our dog swiped a piece of nicorette gum once, thankfully I'm very perceptive when it comes to my pup's mischief, and also aware that Xylitol is poisonous to pups. So we got it from her before she could actually swallow it. But EVEN JUST LICKING THE SURFACE OF A XYLITOL PRODUCT CAN BE DEADLY. Just getting her teeth on it for like thirty seconds (most of which was actually spent running away from me because she didn't want me to take it from her) caused enough of a poisoning that she vomited (on her own, did not have to be induced) and needed to be watched. She was fine and didn't need to go to the vet, but it was a scary moment. If your dog has something in their mouth that has xylitol in it, call poison control, watch for vomiting, watch for their pupils constricting (pin-needles), put a little dab of honey on your fingers and swish it around their gums for a second (prevents hyperglycemia), and if there's ANY chance that some was ingested go to the emergency vet immediately.
Also in an entirely crappy move, some companies are using alternative names for it to make it sound less “chemically”. So watch out for things like wood sugar, birch sugar, and birch bark extract, because they’re just xylitol…
@@obedear_ how messed up in the head do you have to be to see people's dogs getting poisoned and dying and have your first thought be "ah, a new market"
"this could've been an email" the video.
they must have forgotten that the community tab exists
Giving us gamers the real girlfriend experience with this one
We've been bamboozled, tricked, even. (woooo new video)
Geoff Keighley? That's my hunk, you get your hands off of him 😭
NEW COMPUTER BUILD RENDERING GOES BRRRR ⚡
Love the updates, you two ❤️
And the CPU will destroy itself unless you set the right power limits. Yay!
@@looks-suspicious that's not particularly hard to do, fortunately.
When I saw the title as We need to talk. (NOT CLICKBAIT) I thought it meant they wanted to break up with us xD
"I sure as hell ain't your dad... Pikachu." Hire her NOW
They did not answer the most important question. What is Shelby knitting!?!
Shelby: "This might be a long video"
Girl, it's 11 minutes... Do you know how long a video about the Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser I JUST watched?
Took me a week to watch that one.
That one actually got suggested to me by the algorithm. I didn't watch it though. Ain't nobody got time for that.
I got 2 ad interruptions before they even given any info of what we're here to talk about
It's been 4 months since a GF review and I'm going into withdrawal.
They suck anyways. They hit 1 million subs and that’s it. Channel is dead.
In an emergency, if your dog has eaten something they shouldn’t have, a tablespoon of hydrogen peroxide will induce vomiting. We had an emergency once where we couldn’t get our dog to a vet fast enough and the vet told us that over the phone. This only works if they haven’t digested enough for it to be toxic, and of course always get to the vet as fast as possible, but it’s a good thing to know about for those absolute emergencies when puppy got into some sugar free gum at 11:30pm.
Loving this Deadpool & Wolverine diner scene lighting
We stand by your vows, "Me love you. A picture of Shrek".
The worst kind of clickbait: the kind that insists it isn’t clickbait, when when the content is quite wholesome lol
I literally cannot put into words how much I love Matt's editing style.
Your PCIe slot breaking is probably due to GPU sag. Get a support bracket for it or this will happen again. There's a reason those slots started coming with metal support structures, and now they're so big they'vr outgrown even those. The bracket will be like $20-30. Maybe a little more if you want Gamer Lights on it. Just make the investment now instead of surprise pain later. Also, always remove your GPU before transporting the PC, even if just to another room. Not worth the risk.
the trend of hyper fast editing needs and increasingly rapid tech development is a saddening reality for a lot of people who wanna get into content creation. I even met some folks in the world of philanthropy who get critiqued on their videos in the same room as the producers - and this same woman who was trying to learn premiere on her macbook, was actively looking up tutorials on youtube on how to edit (but also couldn't edit with sound - because everyone in the room was so annoyed that their airpods weren't working) . Keep doing u! Keep making the things you want to make - both of y'all!!
Happy anniversary!!!!!
Shelby should definitely be doing voice acting!
Also, as someone who isn’t that parasocial but happy about your willingness to do more live events, are we going to be getting review videos more often now that computer issues are fixed? I don’t think that was really specified but I can assume yes.
After Covid, I think I've permanently forgotten to talk to people
Never has there been a happier photo attached to the phrase: "He barfed it all up" 1:29
I clicked so fast cause im weak and this kinda title will always get me 😂
Dat Secret of Mana soundtrack doing a lot of work! Love it!
it touched me
I’ve been tricked ive been backstabbed and I’ve quite possibly been
Bamboozled!
The whipping off of the blanket at the end made me legitimately snarf my drink.
"we need to talk" is like the civilian version of the corporate's "meeting" where you think it is mandatory to attend but it really isn't.
Just for everyone’s knowledge! They’ve started calling xylitol “birch sugar” on some packaging now! Its bad stuff for dogs! 1:07
Wait Dad isnt pregnant?
The irony of fixing your computer with a CPU that's a ticking time bomb.
Proud to be from the country where xylotol was invented🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
*Double checks GPU lanes
We need to listen (NOT CLICKBAIT)
🎤👂🏼🧔🏼♂️
Dang , you got me
This is the ONLY "we need to talk" video on TH-cam that I've actually watched til the end. 10/10 would watch again.
Hope all is well with you guys, miss your content, but mostly just wanted to wish you well and say that I hope married life is treating you both wonderfully.
Where's the uncensored version, though? LOL
We activated their trap card.
🚨🗣️🔊 i hope you read this! I’m just another nobody with just another nothing opinion but it want to contribute in reminding you how amazing your channel is.
I “discovered” this channel 2 days ago and it’s by far my favorite channel to watch atm! I’ll prob be a subscriber until either of us dies. Such quality content, such Entertaining dialogue :) such phenomenal editing. I can’t get over how well it all comes together on such a consistent basis. for that I think you
… should know how much excitement (even meaning) you bring to some of our days. Can’t wait until the next review :)
I was having flashbacks there with the "We need to talk" title. Come on guys, I love you two, don't scare me like that :(
I thought for a second we were going to have divorced reviews, don’t bamboozle us like that no more
Oh my god, don't do us like this
Shelby, You guys are incredible and I love the current videos, and the creation system you and Matt have going right now!! I’m sorry there are so many vocal comments which are so negative and harmful to your headspace - we do need more positive comments and shoutouts! I’m commenting specifically because of the suggestion later in video with the therapist. You deserve to hear all the great stuff too!! I’ve shared your channel with numerous significant others over the years and they’ve always loved the backseat gamer perspective too, because they live it with me just like you did in the past with Matt. Your content has been a staple of my TH-cam life since you first blew up. I do hope your relationship with the current version of GFR evolves I to something you’re excited to create again! I support you fully and can’t wait to see how you guys evolve!! 🧡🧡🙏🙏
GFR: We're gonna DO Geoff Keighley!
Geoff about the occasion: Listen... don't get your expectations too high for this.
This went from being one of my favorite channels, to me forgetting they exist until I randomly see an upload 3 times a year. Remember when they did video games?
Personally I prefer quality over quantity but if you want daily uploads of garbage filler there are literally thousands of TH-camrs doing that
I mean they've had fourteen in the last year, but sure, 3 😅
Gotten to the stage I don't care anymore.
Love u guys so much 💗
Oh my god, I wasn’t subscribed to your channel even though I’ve been watching all along! Thank you for saying something. Love your stuff, keep it up!
7:03 i thought the same thing after she brought up Shoenice 😭
They're breaking up, it's all over!
"Factor's fresh, never-frozen meals are dietitian-approved and ready to eat in 2 minutes"
Immediately shows a nutrition label with 51g of fat (65% daily value, plus 95% of the daily value of saturated fat), 220mg of cholesterol (73% daily value), 890mg of sodium (39% daily value).
Like come on, these aren't healthy...
67% of the calories in that meal are from fat. Yikes. I was going to say this must be a keto-targeted dish but the 17g of carbs goes against that. This isn't good for anyone.
Comment for engagement! Enjoy your new engagement. I literally forget to hit the like button unless the creator mentions it, so don't be shy about that stuff. Y'all gotta get yours!
2:03 the *huegh*
1 video a month is pretty wack. Especially when they have pertained less and less to reviews of games
I miss the reviews 😢
This is literally the first TH-cam video I find when I google "NOT CLICKBAIT". 😆
I definitely got got by the title lololol! also I love how excited voice acting makes Shelby, as an audiobook girlie you can always tell when the actor has a good time performing!!!
Thank you for the clickbait
This was worth the mini heart attack lol
So long story short you guys are NOT gonna upload more and don't really care about your TH-cam audience. Cool.
That graphics card stuff was so relatable. Thank you.
I love the chatting videos! I also really liked the "games we didn't review" one! Also have y'all considered a vod channel? I'd like to watch your longer play throughs but I'm probably not gonna ever make it to a stream time
Bro, this could have been an e-mail....
Is it me or there are no more games on girlfriend review?
I was genuinely expecting the factor ad to just be watching Matt wait for two minutes until Shelby came back with a hot Factor box.
The editing in these videos is amazing. I'm getting into editing myself and you inspire me.
What happened to this channel?
Yo mama happened
Eventually, you do plan to have video games on your video games channel, right? Instead of this lifestyle vlogger content
Someone has actually made a 1.5hr video essay called "why youtubers hold microphones now" lol. As a professional audio engineer I can't wait for this trend to subside!
They gave their dog gum then complained that there was no warning saying it's not safe for dogs......
Let's face it. Channel kinda fell off since the marriage. Content has lacked the heeart despite the stronger editing (likely a symptom of the algorithm), livestreams have been boring and super surveillanced by mods, and now posting nothing burger videos with click bait titles?? Hopefully the classic GFR comes back before any kids arrive.
At that point, its over practically.
Man, the quality of their content has really declined since hitting one million.
Damn, they got my heart racing. I was already scared of them quitting or other stuff, because this is one of my favorite TH-cam channels 😭 so glad it was just a normal talk haha. Also love that kind of content
"16 times the detail" killed me 😭
Gee. Remember when this channel used to post videos? That was good back then. Yeah. I miss those days.
Gee. Remember when people had their own separate lives? Damn it's crazy when we don't see every little thing (because we dont). Grow up. They have their own lives too.
So you show up after MONTHS just to do a CLICKBAIT???
Yes
Great watch as always 👊🏿, looking forward to the upcoming videos
heard you say intel and physically gagged. 😂
How’s the hand matt? Still cranking away?