I heard the empty silence in many Kurzgesagt videos, in which he says something like "the power is... well... extreme" so the fact that he included that silence is hilarious 🤣🤣
That's stupid though, mentioning that the world is a clown car suggests that most people are clowns, which makes the roasted person seem avarage. Not a roast really.
@@manuellanthaler2001 let people unironically use the phrase Ironic (lets be honest they probably think ironic means made of iron😂😂😂) Just kidding just kidding
Holy crap, this genuinely feels like what Kurzgesagt would do if he became a memelord EDIT: Thanks for all the corrections! I genuinely didn't know Kurzgesagt wasn't a person but a group.
"You're not the clown, you're the entire circus" _Roast 100_ "This world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it" *_[I N S U L T 1 0 0 0]_*
Germans will actually unironically say "Scheißepfosten" to mean "shitpost" on Reddit. It's obviously a parody on the English phrase though, as both words are translated literally
All I can think of now is a legit fully-featured video by Kurzgesagt where they explain to a specific politician about exactly how and why they are incapable of critical thinking and are wrong, using beautiful tailor-made graphics.
@@user-unos111 You think about it? Of course, people who are shit at thinking won't be able to sort out shit ideas, but hopefully other people will inform them if that's the case.
I absolutely love this. There was this cringe video similar to this, which was an anime themed animated video called 'Nice Opinion' Thank god for this video, because now I don't have to send cringy anime videos to roast people, and can finally join the chads, and still deliver my roast to my victims. Thank You.
Sequal to this video: th-cam.com/video/hiqhDd5PjIQ/w-d-xo.html
Ey Kurzgesagt if you need a voice over for roasting haters, slide in my email 😉🤪🔥💯🍆
yey
Very good kek confirmed 👍
oMg my CHild is PERFECT!!1!! NONE DAR SAY OVERWISE1!! hoW COULD YOu SaY somethng liek dAt!!1!
I literally thought you were the narrator.
Imagine Kurgesagt randomly stumbling upon this video, liking it and complimenting your impression of him
The “scheißeposter” is what made me chuckle.
He did a little chuckling
@@FuriousKnob indeed
Scheiße dont forget the E
@@amongusztav655 whoops, didn’t see the typo
That means in german: shitposter lol
"You're not a clown, not even the circus,
You're the entire comical entertainment industry"
-the narrator
Sadly they would just say “at least I’m funny”
"Atleast i have a purpose unlike you"
-Some guy
@@ZeldaGamer "And my purpose is not laughing at your jokes"
-Narrator
""You're not a clown, not even the circus,
You're the entire comical entertainment industry"
-the narrator"
- The comment reviewer"
you're Thalia, the Greek god of comedy
Kurzgesagt: “These birds you see in my videos are bigger than your 'bird'. These birds even got laid when they were an egg.”
BRUH
These accounts with same pfp are totally alts,
*or are they?*
@@wawa-vh7zt Nah bro this account is legit
@@wawa-vh7zt Vsauce michael here
these birbs
"in the future, you should favor:
the non-shit ideas"
this line was so good that I revived and all the hair in my bald head grew back
Wig unsnatched
Callback of the century. I love it.
"Or I may explode."
@@thebucketheadgaming skibidy baboom dada...
@@thebucketheadgaming coca cola espuma
If this was the kurzgesagt voice, I would not be disappointed lol
Oh I wish sir verified guy
hello verified guy
Same
I was actually convinced ngl
Hello verified random guy that doesn’t know how to write kurzgesagt
Scheißeposter almost had me choke my water
Don't choke your water. It hasn't done anything wrong.
lmao
@@Hoot The water had choked me tho. At last I will have my revenge.
@@Hoot My kind of humor.
@ Hoot
Maybe it’s into that kind of stuff.
Favoriting this for reactions whenever I need it. Thanks.
Definitely sounds like something someone like you would use
....indeed.
Less go Gregor got another tool to react with.
you must have really felt like using this when arguing with your friend over valorant recoil lol
wheres your checkmark gregor
The “I want to… well… die” was so on point 😂
I heard the empty silence in many Kurzgesagt videos, in which he says something like "the power is... well... extreme" so the fact that he included that silence is hilarious 🤣🤣
‘The world is a big clown car and you’re one of the clowns in it’
Ty for this god roast.
That's stupid though, mentioning that the world is a clown car suggests that most people are clowns, which makes the roasted person seem avarage. Not a roast really.
@@jonasdj2950 yeah, you're just basic
@@sheepcommander_ What do you mean, the joke isn't even a roast, would be a bigger roast without the clown car
@@jonasdj2950 yeah i need the joke explained to me as well
@@jonasdj2950 well you're still basic
Can we appreciate how "The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" is unironically an amazing line.
Yep. I appreciated it
its honestly true
Life is just you getting a ticket to the freak show
Is everything else you say always ironically?
@@manuellanthaler2001 let people unironically use the phrase Ironic (lets be honest they probably think ironic means made of iron😂😂😂)
Just kidding just kidding
This is, no joke, one of the most elaborate roasts I've ever seen. I laughed for a while. Good job.
Can we send 1 tonne of shit into interstellar space?
First reply to 1.7k likes
|@@Zuri_Riot used "First reply to 1.7k likes!|
..it failed terribly.
@@samuelfernandesoliveira ikr
0:12 "to scale on your monitor"
Always make sure to watch this on the biggest flatscreen TV you can find.
You mean the smallest phone.
@@artificialintelligence8328 to scale your brain? yes
Kurzgesagt's videos are very good, I enjoy watching them
Yea I'm surprised that he knows about them
That’s great man
yes
Longneck Engineer gaming
I don't watch him a lot but I've seen some of his videos and you're right. He covers topics that for me, at least, are interesting as hell.
Hoot is now a certified meme wizard and one of the greatest _Scheißeposters_ of all time
He gives us non shit ideas
No hoot is not a shitposter
@@youwantmyname9208 we may not explode
Pronounced Sheisseposters for anybody who needs help pronouncing it (Sh - eye - za - posters)
you know what scheißeposter means ?in what language ? dont say things you dont know the meaning of
Hoot out here just casually dropping a god tier Scheißepost out of nowhere
*no replies*
@@khalilalabiat8064 *there is reply*
@@ESA_XSA *replied*
@@khalilalabiat8064 *an another reply*
@@khalilalabiat8064 another one
That pause for the "extra virgin.. oil" was hilarious
This man can voice-act, animate, and edit. Like if he was the last person left on TH-cam it would actually be totally fine
I don’t think he animated these I’m pretty sure he took clips from their videos and added text.
@@orangutangsusan917 i think he meant sfm
don't forget script writing and studio production!!
@@Maunomanly oh yeah that makes a lot more sense I don’t know why I didn’t think of that.
Timing and editing are always under appreciated art
Why do i feel like this is specifically targeted?
Not specifically targeted. More of a "general tool".
Idj
@@Hoot You're a general tool....
Tool for entertainment because I absolutely love your vids, keep it up man :P
plz tell your waifu to stay out of my pulls ty 😂💜
@@Hoot what a shame
Holy crap, this genuinely feels like what Kurzgesagt would do if he became a memelord
EDIT: Thanks for all the corrections! I genuinely didn't know Kurzgesagt wasn't a person but a group.
Kurzgesagt isn't a person fyi, but some of the things said in this video legitimately sound like something they'd put in a script
Kurzgesagt isn’t a person it’s a team but yes i can see that
Meme-empire*
?
@@MP-vc4nu imagine the possibilities...
@@MP-vc4nu memepire
0:38 “or i may explode.” got me dying
How did you nail their style of writing so precisely I JUST CAN'T AAAAAAAAA
HYPER FUNFUN
@@Akaeru definetely he did
Tumblr cringe
The tumblr wheel of reactions spun and you picked “AAAAAAAAA”
OMG NO WAY U JUST CANT AAAAAA 💅✨
"You're not the clown, you're the entire circus"
_Roast 100_
"This world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it"
*_[I N S U L T 1 0 0 0]_*
Favourite Insult of all time
I'm a going to use that insult whenever someone act like a clown.
@B makes sense. Guess we're all clowns after all
"And you aren't just the clown, you're the clown car"
"You're not s clown, a circus or even the parade, you're the entire entertainment industry.
Kurzgesagt needs to see this masterpiece
I can't believe he hasn't already. I am just waiting for a reply from him.
exactly
@@vertabiamusic *they. kurzgesagt consists of 43 people and a dog ;)
@@BorgAce What is the job of the dog? Does he voice act?
@@vertabiamusic he barks
"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it" goes way too hard, wtf
This hurt my head because i legit thought Kurzgesagt actually posted it for a minute
Kurzgesagt became big Scheißeposters
@@dontmindmejustlisteningtom8225 Nooo, do not utter that word or the necromancer is gonna get ya!
@@2000joh1 ah yes "In short it became big shit posters" thanks google translate
you seem to be the type of of person who ignores video titles
This looks like a legit video but you find out that it isn't by looking at the uploader's username
this is not even masterclass anymore, this is a masterpiece
master ba-
@@Wm7forthewinit
This is amazing.
We need the actual guy to re-record this.
Blobbery
The voice from the kurzgesagt is a hired voice actor. They always have his link in all of their videos. so its possible.
@@ms.yawhaw8831 Blobbery doooh dahh dingleberry bongers binger bungle grungle
I love how you actually provided a link in the description of how big of an explosion it would be.
I was having a good time the whole video, but when he said "in the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas" I burst into laughter.
Me too bro. Also when he said "the greatest Scheißeposter of all time". That also made me burst into laughter!
@@LeotheJapaneseLion9890 💀
"The world is a big clown car and you are one of the clowns in it" that is the best quote i've ever heard. I love that.
But clown cars are tiny and earth is big.
@@toddboyce3599 no shit
*Honk-honk*
@@toddboyce3599 Bro is onto absolutely nothing💀
I like the idea that when Kurzgesagt roasts you, *they post sources.*
why do I find touhou fans everywhere I go, I am becoming crazy
@@capitaopacoca8454 ikr
@@capitaopacoca8454 well, so how about we waiting kurzgesagt make a touhou related one?
@@capitaopacoca8454 okay person with a remilia pfp no hate tho
@@krescented why there would be hate lol
0:20 if you put close attention to the bird being sliced in half, you can hear a Minecraft “oof” sound 🤣😭
I never actually noticed that 😭
The fact that it has subtitles makes it even better. Now I only need Kurzgesagt to acknowledge this and my life will be complete.
Actually, if you pay the $75 Patreon, they the kurzgesagt narrator will literally say anything you want.
Best Scheissepost I've seen in a while! Everything's so on point.
To be honest thinking about how many people don’t know what scheiseposter means so they have to google it makes me chuckle
He actually put the link in the description. HE ACTUALLY PUT THE LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION AND IT IS AMAZING.
Putted
@@somekek6734 fixed
@Ali Onur Alp *placutted
@@FatihYudhistra puttedn’t
“To scale on your monitor”
Me watching this on a tv:🗿
I love Kurzgesagt content and I did not ever expect memes on them so this is a wonderful surprise
they're a propaganda channel funded by billionaires
If I don't see a supernova sized explosion hoot I'm gonna be disappointed
*The voice is like an alternate voice for the original, The editing(?)/burns are fantastic. Keep this up.*
I would donate my kidneys to make Kurzgesagt make this with his voice.
The fact he translated shit poster into German just makes it better
Germans will actually unironically say "Scheißepfosten" to mean "shitpost" on Reddit. It's obviously a parody on the English phrase though, as both words are translated literally
@@prim16 Germans-
@Jul W you legit think r/ich_iel is a bunch of boomers
I can't imagine if real one voices this.
Aired
"The world is a big clown car; and you are one of the clowns in it"
Holy shit my sides
Dang this guy's never gonna give us up
*sigh*... days without me getting rickrolled: 0
Never gonna let us down
Imagine having an anime pfp💀
@@Sawyer_Harding972 imagine hating on people's pfp 💀🤡
@@soupofdoom4542 it’s fucking cringe🤡
This voice acting is better than most movies
Oh god this is so good. It genuinely feels like one of their videos through and through, well done.
That was actually very useful. I’ll keep it in mind.
"In the future, you should favor the NON-shit ideas, or I may explode."
Comedy gold my friend.
Nitrogen - Oxygen - Nitrogen? Please explain
“To scale on your monitor”
Me watching this on a projector
Big brain
@@josaca87 time
Pfp checks out 👌
oh yeah this is big brain time
Just to note I did actually watch this on a projector
All I can think of now is a legit fully-featured video by Kurzgesagt where they explain to a specific politician about exactly how and why they are incapable of critical thinking and are wrong, using beautiful tailor-made graphics.
YES
By specific politician do you mean drumpf??? 🤣🤣🤣
@Gold Ingot 555 please do not disrespect my POTUS, Russian.
He's probably talking about Roosevelt
why specifically politicans?
That aint no roast that third-degree murder.
Hearing Kurz saying "Meme Wizard" just kills me XD
The “We have a example on that in the description” got me laughing to death
This is a YTP with class. Excellent, tickled my funny bone.
Thing
I don't know how you can dislike this. You clicked for Kurzgesagt roasts you and you got Kurzgesagt roasts you.
"Your brain *to scale on your monitor*"
Me an intellectual: watching on a tv😎
A "TV" is like a Monitor
A Monitor is just a Device that displays information in pictorial or text,
And the "TV" does that
So clearly your joke doesn't make sense
@@charlesescano '--------------------------------------------------' ...
@@charlesescano a tv is bigger than a monitor isnt it??? lmao
"The world is a big clown car, and you're one of the clowns in it."
Me: Shit I gotta write that down
"The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it."
is a really good fucking put down
man... :(
4/10 roast
Du hast die Animationen sehr gut getroffen!
I love the science sounding part of "you're composed of a strange matter"
The voice is a bit too gravelly, but otherwise on point!
I think that’s his voice himself mannerism is on point though
If only he could perfectly mimic other people's speech
@@Chaz1871 well there is a program doing just that tho would say it either would be 100% perfect
He's not Kurzgesagt bruh.
@@mikethespike056 Kurzgesagt is not a man. It's an idea.
POV: You have no idea what I got these likes for
ha ha ha ha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👌👌👍👍
Yeah truly
I need more of this TOP shitpost
Dam Tanya pfp
@@yuurichito1439 What series is she from? I mistook her for Koishi from Touhou.
'to scale on monitor'
person watching this in the movie theater:
*I am four parallel dimensions ahead of you...*
This is easily one of the best roasts I have ever seen. Thank you for that
0:30 We gonna talk about how clean this sounds
*to scale on your monitor*
People using ultra wide TVs: "I don't have such weaknesses"
Who doesn't go downstairs to use the extra wide family TV to watch shitposts...
*EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!*
"And I want to... well, die."
on point
The fact that there are subtitles makes this the embodiment of perfection
Let's be honest though. This guy teaches us more than our actual science teachers.
true
144p -th 👍
Yessir
Glad to see he actually did link a video to how strong he would explode in the desc.
This is not Cringe, this is a masterpiece
Bruh all I posted recently was that my dog had surgery and is recovering, sorry hoot next time I’ll keep it to myself
Dang, Hoot. You made a meme so good it has literally zero dislikes. Incredible!
as a German guy this makes this 100% better
Who knew birds could roast you out of existence
When you discovered kurgesagt's writing style...
The fact you replicated even the way he speaks is amazing
My last post: "Nice logo! Btw I just returned from school. I had a geography exam"
This feels like something an AI would make based on Kurzgesagt videos
Reaction memes are becoming more and more advanced.
A fan made masterpiece
That big explosion in the description was very informative
The unkown cell contains, dead skin cells, anime , dead memes, and virgin oil just made me laugh
Well you voice are pretty good to be narrator at Kurzgesagt
KoorzGiezagt
@Ninja Crackpot I doubt that
This will come in handy
*"Your brain:* to scale on your monitor"
Me, using a TV:
I think my favorite was the "In the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas." Advice to live by.
But, how can you know which ideas are non shit?
@@user-unos111 You think about it? Of course, people who are shit at thinking won't be able to sort out shit ideas, but hopefully other people will inform them if that's the case.
@@usmh
Said the pot to the kettle
@@user-unos111 I didn't imply you were a shit thinker...
this is actually the strongest roast ive heard in my entire life
This wasn't just a roast it was a full on garden party BBQ!
I absolutely love this.
There was this cringe video similar to this, which was an anime themed animated video called 'Nice Opinion'
Thank god for this video, because now I don't have to send cringy anime videos to roast people, and can finally join the chads, and still deliver my roast to my victims.
Thank You.
what
@@cheesix-yt6768 maybe
Welcome to the chad club, big guy
I saw that video, and I think dakooters entire channel is just being cringe ironically lol
@@armablign not all anime is cringe tbh
0:13 your brain "to scale on your monitor" is wild. 💀
that being said, lemme go turn on my smart TV...
God i lost myself as "Scheißeposter" was said. Holy hell. You made my day. xD
despite the deep voice, this is so well edited wtf
Finally the perfect video to respond to a twitter without even saying a word
This is highly enjoyable
Most realistic fan made ever seen
If Kurzgesagt voice over this, My life is complete.
This is actually great. I can’t wait to finally remind my friends that they can’t post anything good.
Thats me when I see my TH-cam recommendations 💀