The video I've been waiting for! The sad beige aesthetic, the word salad, the POTATOES. What a work of perfection! Our eyes are on the prize! Let's make it HAPpen!
My downline and I have decided on the name "The Potato Sack Pack," and we're applying the tuber abundance mindset to inspire never-ending personal development. We're all in and ready to run! Let's make HAPs go viral, baby 🙌🏾🥔🥔🥔
Love how the text on the screens were too long and too tiny for any human to read, how you followed along with your mouse, every detail was intentional, you're a genius Julie!!!!
"No toxic substances, no schooling....and no pasteurized milk" I really lost it. Why is this so on point? 😂 Can I eat the high altitude potatoes as a side to my ethernal lobster? Or do the waves collide?
Yassssssss Potato Queen! This is no HAPhazard HAPpenstance! Join HAP Pre-Launch, change the World 🌎, Pick your Potato 🥔 Pay, Let's Make this HAPpen!! This is an unprecedented opportunity to get in on the ground floor with a Founder's Box filled with SIX empty boxes (soon to contain products once we pick them out of a white label catalog). The HAP Founder's Box is an aesthetically pleasing matte black with raised lettering. OooOOoooo..😮 and was designed by a dude that used to work for Nissan! Don't delay on this Once in a Lifetime Opportunity!! Sink your Roots into Fertile Soil by Linking Arms with HAP and a Founder's Box Membership! No need to wait for products, Start Recruiting your Downline TODAY!!!
Because of HAP and their streamlined compensation process, my fifteen legs of downline and constant incestuous product buying from my recruits, I can now afford to attend their next Potato conference in 2025. So awesome!
So blessed that we've had SO many sales already, before we've even launched! I can't wait to disrupt the industry, and also my friends' social media, the general public going about their lives, family funerals, and more! SEE YOU AT CONVENTION JULIE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
This is SUCH a close-knit community. The leaders are HAPpy to socialize with and recognize the hard work of everyone no matter their rank. I was still only a Sprout when I made that testimonial, and the CEO recognized me, responded, and even included my story in this presentation. We are BLESSED to have such a caring and down-to-earth CEO. We are truly a HAPpy family!!
You have such a servant hearted mindset julie! I am so blessed to habe done you enough favors that you were able to put me on the corporate team and still gift me a silent top distributor postion in the organization. Haters will say this is unfair and theyre ignorant! This secret deal is a fair result of my blood sweat and tears and fearless messy action! Dont stop sponsoring! (Ill transfer your cut of the downline override matching commission from the 4th pre launch when i get to my laptop julie) love you hap fam! Lets gooooooooo
I am mashed, smashed, baked, stuffed, boiled, hash browned, cottage fried, French fried, Lyonnaised, Dauphinoised, Pomme Annaed, Fondanted with HAPpiness at the official pre-launch. (yes, the French styles are in recognition of HAP being sourced in Canada and Quebecoise members are important to comply with Canadian laws! We are nothing other than full of integrity!)
I’m so waiting for my starter kit!!! I’m so into HAPs!!!!!! I don’t care that the negative Nellie’s are saying this is a scam! God told me personally it’s not!!!! God and I chat everyday!!! God wouldn’t lie to me!!!! /s if it wasn’t obvious.
I’ve had so many sales already, I’m thinking about retiring my husband. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean my (future) husband doesn’t deserve to stay at home all day with me! Can’t wait for training videos
I am so excited 🎉🎉🎉 to tell you that some of my best friends in the world 💋💋💋 just joined under me. We are so close ever since their MLM switched to an affiliate program and they are blown away by the difference between HAPs and their shake(ologie)s. They say the taste is incredible and like nothing they ever had before. I just shipped some samples to friends I found online who posted about potato salad. I hope they will join my the tribe of HAPpy women who make things HAPpen. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
I love the short novel on every page, because why pick an important phrase or statement when you can write your whole speech on it. That way if you forget you can just read from the presentation. OR change it on the spot, as it's not even in Presenter mode. Good thinking!
This is brilliant and you are a gem. I've never been in an MLM and can't say what it would take for me to get out, but your straight talk with compassion and hilarity seems like it could go a long way. Thanks for all you are doing. May you continue to heal and help others do the same.
I will only link arms with someone who doesn’t bother with presentation mode. Furthermore, the tiny type proves the learning is deep and meaningful. Let’s gooooooo!
If I didn't know better, I'd HAPpily join the family! Thank goodness you have taught me better! Though I must admit I really struggle saying no to a potato .🥔 🤔 I'm so conflicted 🤣😂🤣
Woo hoo, can't wait to have a HAPless income and pour into people, link arms and all that weird jazz. Sign me up Baby Doll! Edit: and a FAMILY PLAN!!!! Can't wait to ask my family members to let me pour into them.
I’m all in! Let’s lock arms! Let’s run together! Let’s be disruptors and innovators! Let’s do this thang! Tuber Abundance Mindsets unite! (Ugh, the last one hurt to even type 😂. I think I got all of the cringe phrases). Either way, I’m aiming for Platinum Triple Princess Executive Queen Overlord Diamond and picking my own potato pay! Once I reach that level, I get to pay all my own expenses to visit the original HAP hole, right? 😊 Julie, I swear, Jonathan Swift would be proud.
What an awesome business opportunity. Where do I sign up? I have all of my life savings to invest. (At 1:50, I thought you were going to crack when you was announced you were in pre-launch).
I'm ready! Sign me up! ❤❤❤ I definitely have a mindset of tuber abundance. Also, all of the "sciency" word salad convinced me that High Altitude Potatoes are infinitely superior to regular potatoes 🥔 🥔🥔. P.S. Is there a drip campaign available on our Boards page? 😂😂😂
I now have a second Canadian Potato Queen to follow (after Charlotte Dobre)! Woo hoo! I'd call all the fabulous MLM-style commentary a "word salad", but perhaps "word mash" would be better in this case 😂😆🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔
Love it Julie... Sign me UP! One thing though, are the potatoes grown in High Altitudes like Banff or Lake Louise? I live in Northern BC and I don't think potatoes grow very well here. Also, I really love that there is no 'recruiting' at all, you just share potato salad or homemade potato chips with friends and family and it's really that easy. This is the most inventive Network Marketing company in the industry by far, are you members of the Direct Sellers Association of Canada by any chance? How many metric tonnes do I have to buy every month? I don't think I have room in my basement
Is there a founders package that I can spend a ridiculous amount of money on that comes with a golden potato for me to proudly display in my poor audio quality zoom trainings?
I think $50 per kilo is a fair price to pay for the health benefits of HAP. I have so much energy and focus, I'm building a Eiffel tower replica in my backyard! Thank you HAP!!
I want in on this ground floor opportunity! Can I be part of the Australian founders pool? Do I get a founders box? *LOL* This is the gift that keeps on giving *LOL*
Lol I was so confused at the title I was like what?! A potato mlm? 😂🤣 I should've known. I mean I knew you wouldn't promote an mlm but I thought maybe this was actually an MLM
NOT THE LACK OF PRESENTER MODE 😂😂😂
Makes it all the more realistic.
The video I've been waiting for! The sad beige aesthetic, the word salad, the POTATOES. What a work of perfection! Our eyes are on the prize! Let's make it HAPpen!
🤣🥔🥔🥔🔥🔥
Omg “Make it HAPpen” would be plastered on a bunch of merch XD
My downline and I have decided on the name "The Potato Sack Pack," and we're applying the tuber abundance mindset to inspire never-ending personal development. We're all in and ready to run! Let's make HAPs go viral, baby 🙌🏾🥔🥔🥔
Omg! I want in on this grown-in-the-groundfloor HAPpportunity! How do I sign up?
Love how the text on the screens were too long and too tiny for any human to read, how you followed along with your mouse, every detail was intentional, you're a genius Julie!!!!
"No toxic substances, no schooling....and no pasteurized milk" I really lost it. Why is this so on point? 😂
Can I eat the high altitude potatoes as a side to my ethernal lobster? Or do the waves collide?
Immaculate vibes. Love that the presentation in edit mode too!
Hahaha thanks
The slide deck in editing mode is killing me 😂
THE TUBER ABUNDANCE MINDSET omfg that moment sent me into ORBIT 😂
We’re all about the TAM here. That’s what it’s all about.
Yassssssss Potato Queen!
This is no HAPhazard HAPpenstance! Join HAP Pre-Launch, change the World 🌎, Pick your Potato 🥔 Pay, Let's Make this HAPpen!!
This is an unprecedented opportunity to get in on the ground floor with a Founder's Box filled with SIX empty boxes (soon to contain products once we pick them out of a white label catalog).
The HAP Founder's Box is an aesthetically pleasing matte black with raised lettering. OooOOoooo..😮 and was designed by a dude that used to work for Nissan!
Don't delay on this Once in a Lifetime Opportunity!! Sink your Roots into Fertile Soil by Linking Arms with HAP and a Founder's Box Membership! No need to wait for products, Start Recruiting your Downline TODAY!!!
I want to unlock my Potatotential😂
Because of HAP and their streamlined compensation process, my fifteen legs of downline and constant incestuous product buying from my recruits, I can now afford to attend their next Potato conference in 2025. So awesome!
“Pick Your Potato Pay” 😂
Lol!
@@JulieAndersonvideos
I found HAP by watching your videos.
You don't have a link in the description.
How do I get more information, a website
James
@@JulieAndersonvideos PYPP!
So blessed that we've had SO many sales already, before we've even launched! I can't wait to disrupt the industry, and also my friends' social media, the general public going about their lives, family funerals, and more! SEE YOU AT CONVENTION JULIE 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
I just stumbled upon this video, I'm interested to know more
This opportunity is simply spud-tacular!! 😂😂
“Put potatoes in your pipeline, not in your tailpipe!”
Hahahahaha I almost lost it when I said pipeline, it was will power that kept me going 😂
@ we have to do “training” videos now!!!
“Pour my soup into others” I’m dying 💀😭😂
this is so camp I love it. So spot on to how these MLM calls are down to them not knowing how to go live 😂
Hahaha 😂
You are hilarious! This is actually genius. Beating them at their own game lol.
Ironic isn’t it ? ❤
The activation banner at the top is sending me. And the potato in the chair @ 0:45 is crazy! 😂
I heard convention may be in Ireland!! I’m ALL IN
Irish potatoes have other properties and these visionary partnerships recently foreshadowed and in preproduction phase will Hap globally!
This is SUCH a close-knit community. The leaders are HAPpy to socialize with and recognize the hard work of everyone no matter their rank. I was still only a Sprout when I made that testimonial, and the CEO recognized me, responded, and even included my story in this presentation. We are BLESSED to have such a caring and down-to-earth CEO. We are truly a HAPpy family!!
You have such a servant hearted mindset julie! I am so blessed to habe done you enough favors that you were able to put me on the corporate team and still gift me a silent top distributor postion in the organization. Haters will say this is unfair and theyre ignorant! This secret deal is a fair result of my blood sweat and tears and fearless messy action! Dont stop sponsoring! (Ill transfer your cut of the downline override matching commission from the 4th pre launch when i get to my laptop julie) love you hap fam! Lets gooooooooo
I'm ready to bring over my whole team! Any bridge contract opportunities?!?!?! 🥔🥔 Spuds for life!!😂😂
7:54 tuber abundance mindset 😂😂😂
"previous pre-launch"
Finally!! Ive been waiting for HAP to launch, I can hardly believe it! If anyone can run a pyramid scheme ethically, it's Julie!
Art.
🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔 lets go!!!!!😂😂😂 just hit my potato car rank!!!!!! HAP caddy incoming 🏁🏁
I am mashed, smashed, baked, stuffed, boiled, hash browned, cottage fried, French fried, Lyonnaised, Dauphinoised, Pomme Annaed, Fondanted with HAPpiness at the official pre-launch. (yes, the French styles are in recognition of HAP being sourced in Canada and Quebecoise members are important to comply with Canadian laws! We are nothing other than full of integrity!)
The testimonials are fire!
"testimonials" misspelled - classic. 😄
Hehehehehe
I’m so waiting for my starter kit!!! I’m so into HAPs!!!!!! I don’t care that the negative Nellie’s are saying this is a scam! God told me personally it’s not!!!! God and I chat everyday!!! God wouldn’t lie to me!!!!
/s if it wasn’t obvious.
I'm so honored to be included in the "Testitmonials"! 😹HAPpiness is HAPpening!
This is truly the best HAP presentation yet, Julie! Professionalism at its finest🙌🏻🔥
The presentation in edit mode has me cackling 😂
I’ve had so many sales already, I’m thinking about retiring my husband. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean my (future) husband doesn’t deserve to stay at home all day with me! Can’t wait for training videos
This is amazing!!! Just the right amount of word salad, some nonsense and the edit mode presentation!
You forgot to mention that it is potentially documented that HAP potatoes have at least 100 times the voltage of a regular potato battery.
I am so excited 🎉🎉🎉 to tell you that some of my best friends in the world 💋💋💋 just joined under me. We are so close ever since their MLM switched to an affiliate program and they are blown away by the difference between HAPs and their shake(ologie)s. They say the taste is incredible and like nothing they ever had before.
I just shipped some samples to friends I found online who posted about potato salad. I hope they will join my the tribe of HAPpy women who make things HAPpen. 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
Where do I sign up? I’m actually disappointed I didn’t get notice of pre-pre-launch! 😂
When you got to “let’s make it hap-pen” I lost it. 😂 this is so good
I love the short novel on every page, because why pick an important phrase or statement when you can write your whole speech on it. That way if you forget you can just read from the presentation. OR change it on the spot, as it's not even in Presenter mode. Good thinking!
🫡🥔
This is brilliant and you are a gem. I've never been in an MLM and can't say what it would take for me to get out, but your straight talk with compassion and hilarity seems like it could go a long way. Thanks for all you are doing. May you continue to heal and help others do the same.
This could so easily switch into a Tim Heidecker-style charachter arc that gets you back into MLM super hard hahah
Not me eating mashed potatoes of unknown altitude and not unlocking my genome while watching this important video 😔
I’m in the High altitude potato million $ potato earner network. Top of the upline!
It’s where it’s HAP-PENing!
I wrote this joke before I even saw you used the same tag line!
@@Little.MissDiagnosed hahaha love this!
4:01 I’ve never wanted merch more than I want that lil “HAP-tato “ 😂😂😂
*LONG LIVE THE HAP-TATO PYRAMID*
Very powerful!!!!
I, too❣️ Would like to be a part of the 'Sisterhood of Travelling Potatos'😆
TESTITMONIALS are AMAZING. Spot on
The statistics and health claims along with the graphics is more than I can take! 😂
I will only link arms with someone who doesn’t bother with presentation mode. Furthermore, the tiny type proves the learning is deep and meaningful. Let’s gooooooo!
🥔🔥🥔🔥🥔🤑🥳🤑
If I didn't know better, I'd HAPpily join the family! Thank goodness you have taught me better! Though I must admit I really struggle saying no to a potato .🥔 🤔 I'm so conflicted 🤣😂🤣
Cashing in my 401 (k) to invest!
no you did not!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG HAHHAHHHAH!!!!!!! this is F awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You had me at potato.
Take my money 💸
OK, but what about car program? Do I have to get potato coloured tractor or any colour will do?
🤣🤣🥔🥔
The spud-mobile! Lol!
The seats are made from premium potato sacks.
Absolutely brilliant thinking Julie 😅👏🥔
I know you had fun with this-it sure made me laugh! All the P’s!!!!
I'm interested... will there be a $500 Founders Mesh Sack starter kit?
Woo hoo, can't wait to have a HAPless income and pour into people, link arms and all that weird jazz. Sign me up Baby Doll!
Edit: and a FAMILY PLAN!!!! Can't wait to ask my family members to let me pour into them.
Lol!! Let's GOOOOO 🥔🥔🥔
Damn potato tootin 👍
I’m all in! Let’s lock arms! Let’s run together! Let’s be disruptors and innovators! Let’s do this thang! Tuber Abundance Mindsets unite!
(Ugh, the last one hurt to even type 😂. I think I got all of the cringe phrases). Either way, I’m aiming for Platinum Triple Princess Executive Queen Overlord Diamond and picking my own potato pay! Once I reach that level, I get to pay all my own expenses to visit the original HAP hole, right? 😊
Julie, I swear, Jonathan Swift would be proud.
POTATOES UNITE!!! 🥔🥔🥔
What an awesome business opportunity. Where do I sign up? I have all of my life savings to invest.
(At 1:50, I thought you were going to crack when you was announced you were in pre-launch).
Where do I sign up? I want to make Spud Queen level as quickly as possible.
Signing up for prelaunch now and ready to annoy everyone i know. Ready to make it HAPpen.
This video is GOLD
Yukon Gold.
Tuber Abundance Mindset.... seems like a T shirt slogan to me. Thanks for a fun one!
I'm running to get my checkbook now!!! LOL I love your cleverness Julie!❤
😀❤️
Julie you are awesome😂😂😂
Simply amazing! 😂
I'm ready! Sign me up! ❤❤❤ I definitely have a mindset of tuber abundance. Also, all of the "sciency" word salad convinced me that High Altitude Potatoes are infinitely superior to regular potatoes 🥔 🥔🥔. P.S. Is there a drip campaign available on our Boards page? 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I now have a second Canadian Potato Queen to follow (after Charlotte Dobre)! Woo hoo!
I'd call all the fabulous MLM-style commentary a "word salad", but perhaps "word mash" would be better in this case 😂😆🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔❤️🥔🤍🥔
Love it Julie... Sign me UP! One thing though, are the potatoes grown in High Altitudes like Banff or Lake Louise? I live in Northern BC and I don't think potatoes grow very well here. Also, I really love that there is no 'recruiting' at all, you just share potato salad or homemade potato chips with friends and family and it's really that easy. This is the most inventive Network Marketing company in the industry by far, are you members of the Direct Sellers Association of Canada by any chance?
How many metric tonnes do I have to buy every month? I don't think I have room in my basement
🤣😂
Good job 👏
Ionizing HAP for my next step!
Brilliant!
This is THE opportunity of the moment!! Potatoes, let's fly!!
it's the not being in slideshow mode for me.
Now I just need to know if there will be any pouring into? pour potatoes into bags? Pour water on potatoes? This is crucial for success I feel
Pouring into everything and everyone and especially into your pipeline!
Maybe pouring ONTO? Like gravy?
@@robiness6019 yes, that could definitely HAPpen! great thinking! 🥔
Love love love this! I wish I could hit the “like” button twice!
I'm waiting for the Orbital Hydroponic Rice MLM. Good luck with HAP!
Just little old me, hanging with you daily…lol seriously love you.❤
Is there a founders package that I can spend a ridiculous amount of money on that comes with a golden potato for me to proudly display in my poor audio quality zoom trainings?
If I time stamped every laugh and bar in this video it would just be the whole fucking thing!!!!! GREAT JOB
Lol thanks Benjamin!
Bread into them? How dare you compete with my Easy As a River Low Yield wheat mlm! Get in EARLY with EAARLY!
😂😂😂😂
We can get in during pre-launch? OMG this is so exciting!
I think $50 per kilo is a fair price to pay for the health benefits of HAP. I have so much energy and focus, I'm building a Eiffel tower replica in my backyard! Thank you HAP!!
I want in on this ground floor opportunity! Can I be part of the Australian founders pool? Do I get a founders box?
*LOL* This is the gift that keeps on giving *LOL*
Get your notebooks out folks! Write that down! 📖✏
I've been approached by your competitor, Spud Chuds. Can you please provide your competitive differentiation? Thank you.
let's change the world one potato at a time!!!!
Lol I was so confused at the title I was like what?! A potato mlm? 😂🤣 I should've known. I mean I knew you wouldn't promote an mlm but I thought maybe this was actually an MLM
shut up and take my money!!!
When does HAP start in Germany? I can't wait to start my business here. People just love Potatoes.
SIGN ME UP!
I want to learn more about this opportunity
10 100 subscribers today!!!!!🎉 (11th of December, 2024)
When are you revealing the identity of the big P????!
Lol!
YOU CANT EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP!! 😂