HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?!

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  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    "Europe has being historically polish. We're are simply taking back what was ours"
    - A Polish guy, probably

    • @balintiboi6596
      @balintiboi6596 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I dunno Hungary is very Hungarian.
      And yes there are no words that describe this better.

    • @mrspecs9211
      @mrspecs9211 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually it was
      -Sun Tzu, the art of war

    • @delanovanraalte3646
      @delanovanraalte3646 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really wasn't poland just had just 1 time were it wasn't a military rump state

    • @MKotnis
      @MKotnis 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@delanovanraalte3646 a common misconception

    • @yestheinternetexplorer
      @yestheinternetexplorer 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @balintiboi6596I dunno man, looks pretty polish to me right about now

  • @plasticbazooka
    @plasticbazooka ปีที่แล้ว +318

    All Paradox games need to add a "We share a border and our colors are too similar" casus belli.

    • @Prestiged_peck
      @Prestiged_peck ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes. I desire this feature.

    • @rileythomas7500
      @rileythomas7500 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Found the civ 6 player.

    • @brutusthebear9050
      @brutusthebear9050 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Or at least a "change color" peace deal.

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Mine/Our borders are too ugly" CB

  • @calebsutton6798
    @calebsutton6798 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    God gives the poles his toughest battles, for he fears what they will do when they are bored

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      When they're bored they start killing each other again and again. Like orks in Warhammer 40,000.

    • @aaronjackson2066
      @aaronjackson2066 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why is this comment very topical?

    • @PasiastyPasek
      @PasiastyPasek ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Last time we were bored, we started killing eachother

    • @neiretzlik4337
      @neiretzlik4337 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PasiastyPasek And y'all are on the straight path to doing it again

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anything to keep the Catholic Poles busy.

  • @judgementdaygaming8406
    @judgementdaygaming8406 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    8:41 Poland: WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU....
    Himmler: oh hey its Poland coming to save us!
    Poland: ...FROM YOURSELVES!
    Himmler: Oh hey its Poland....

  • @acanadianchicken
    @acanadianchicken ปีที่แล้ว +186

    If you puppeted Lithuanian you could've formed the Commonwealth immediately with the focus

    • @JacobFraps
      @JacobFraps ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JacobFraps its not cheese, its literally one of the requirments

    • @MrPeteeer
      @MrPeteeer ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cebulak6695🧀

    • @cebulak6695
      @cebulak6695 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@MrPeteeer ah yes. Using intended feature is a cheese. If they didn't want you to be able to form commonwealth via this method they could just not add it as one of requirements like in the case of forming commonwealth through decision. Then you have to gain compailance and you can't do it via puppet

    • @Modelta
      @Modelta ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cebulak6695 🧀

  • @gavin_tg
    @gavin_tg ปีที่แล้ว +158

    If you ever think the Soviet Union messed up bad in the Winter War take a look at the battle of Warsaw its incredible what happened.

    • @TheLordNovo
      @TheLordNovo ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Literally, the Soviets had that battle won if not for Stalin. Tukhachevsky needed support and the Soviets sent Stalin to do it. But Stalin said “fuck it we ball” and went all the way to Lwow, and started a siege. Tukhachevsky didn’t have the numbers to win the battle by overwhelming the poles. Stalin is the reason communism failed to push westward ironically

    • @dippie.wastaken
      @dippie.wastaken ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@TheLordNovocommon commie L

  • @guybrushthreepwood362
    @guybrushthreepwood362 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    I agree there is no war goal more permanent in a Paradox game than another country being to close to my RGB values

  • @Neerdrin
    @Neerdrin ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Hi Stakuyi. Love this video! A Polish man here btw. There are some small historical errors though:
    - Poland was supposed to be a monarchy, but not after it freed from Russia but Germany. The Regency Council was a project born within the former german-occupied part of the country,
    - historical path is not really democratic. Sanacja (Sanation) was a military government, mixing ideals of patriotism, militarism, non-communist socialism, and imperialism. Within the government itself there were more "right" (militaristic, nationalists) and "left" factions (socialist made a significant part of the gov).

  • @EnduringGamer
    @EnduringGamer ปีที่แล้ว +16

    29:52 "What's the anime that has all the horse girls in it?" That is Uma Musume (literally means "horse girls").

    • @remus885
      @remus885 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know that anime containe only one horse girl, but one of my favorite is Monster Musume no Iru Nichijou ^^
      Or another lovely one is Monster Musume no Oishasan ^^

  • @negandavidson9600
    @negandavidson9600 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Japan and Poland had a good relationship in real life.

    • @P0PG03S
      @P0PG03S ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then the dog came in.

  • @justduxx5733
    @justduxx5733 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Hi Stakuyi you’re my favorite youtuber i love how you play the game and be entertaining while teaching us about actually historical events and what ifs plus Giving us useful stratagies to use in the game

  • @nonverbalpie8151
    @nonverbalpie8151 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I did a campaign with the Cossack King a few weeks ago, and yeah, our Calvary was the best. Helped Germany take care of the Soviet Union, surprisingly Belgium, Luxemburg and the Netherlands joined the Comintern during this whilst staying Democratic. The current point in the save sees Germany possibly pursing a war with France and the Allies, but this time no Soviets and of course, with the Cossack King at the helm.

  • @dylanmbouadeu9836
    @dylanmbouadeu9836 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kursk, the battle of modern machines vs dated horses.

  • @TheCoyote808
    @TheCoyote808 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Funny enough, Mechanized units are also cav, but have hardness. And with Cossack Poland, you can get enough industry to mechanize your cavalry and go town on Europe and Asia.

    • @romanmorozov6974
      @romanmorozov6974 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      True but it less hilarious than “embrace tradition, embrace the horse”

    • @MKotnis
      @MKotnis 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yes but horse is friend 🐴❤

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They can't stopple the topple!"--Stakuyi, 1938, right before his fatal stroke.
    Apparently "stopple" is in fact another word for stopper or plug. The more you know.

  • @th3grav3mak3rgaming8
    @th3grav3mak3rgaming8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:46 The 5th of November?
    “Remember remember the 5th of November
    Gunpowder, treason and plot
    I see no reason
    Why gunpowder treason
    Should ever be forgot”
    -V for Vendetta

  • @peterconroy7375
    @peterconroy7375 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:30. “You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen”

  • @mercator79
    @mercator79 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Poland is not the speedbump any more, and Belarus and Russia seem to be thinking about testing that theory. In your game, of course the Winged Hussars with furry Cossack hats arrived!

  • @nolanasd6092
    @nolanasd6092 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah, it's wonderful to see you play poland again, they have an absolutely wild focus tree.

  • @jebbus132
    @jebbus132 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is a clear sign to play more Equestria at War

  • @darcbunnygaming
    @darcbunnygaming ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have a save where Costa Rica became a major power. How they became one is beyond me, but somehow it happened

    • @DingleDongus1
      @DingleDongus1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t have hoi4 but I need the explaination and story

  • @rotomfan63
    @rotomfan63 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "How is Greece a major power?" He asks after having killed and beaten the shit out of the two major powers to each said of him

  • @Maine_Gamer
    @Maine_Gamer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Poland be like, "This speed bump has teeth"

  • @RuralTowner
    @RuralTowner 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Those Winged Hussars tearing things up...

  • @BUGSINMYSKIN1
    @BUGSINMYSKIN1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever I play Poland, I ALWAYS go bermontian

  • @JahJah-CleverHandle
    @JahJah-CleverHandle ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Episode 19 of asking Stakuyi to play Equestria at War as Equestria with “Twilight Theory” turned on in custom game rules.

  • @isaclarsson8487
    @isaclarsson8487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Since you mentioned Wiltold I must do this "INMATE IN HELL OR A HERO IN PRISON"

    • @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar
      @MistyShadowsXX_Valdemar 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      SOLDIER IN AUSCHWITZ, WHO KNOWS HIS NAME?
      LOCKED IN A CELL WAGING WAR FROM THE PRISON
      HIDING IN AUSCHWITZ, HE HIDES BEHIND 4859
      Sabaton fans unite!

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr6503 ปีที่แล้ว

    A really easy way to avoid garrison trouble in occupied territory is to copy your biggest cavalry brigade, take off all extra stuff but add an MP company, and set that new template to garrison. Because the MP company adds suppression to each battalion in the brigade and cavalry already have great suppression, the bigger the brigade the less overall equipment and manpower it requires. Bonus: grab the army spirit that lets you add cavalry to templates for free and fill the entire block from the start for 35 xp instead of upwards of 100. If you ever run into occupation trouble after that, you'll be controlling so much territory that you could easily run a line of armored cars, which have even more suppression than cavalry, plus the armor reduces garrison attrition. Add as many battalions as required and your stockpile allows and you'll never have to deal with insane garrison manpower issues again.

  • @garreTTU2023
    @garreTTU2023 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Bugs like the Slovakia thing make me so mad. This game is complicated so things like that can fly under the radar, but it’s not like the game is new

    • @This_is_a_burner
      @This_is_a_burner ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's like a full B-29 flying under the radar.

  • @-__-4186
    @-__-4186 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Fun fact, my great uncle served under Anders (also under Monte Cassino) and also sometimes took care of his horse.

  • @snek1557
    @snek1557 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hell hath no fury like a pole scorned

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'll be honest, I find it tragic that Cavalry doesn't get any bonuses from doctrines. It's definetly the fun way to go.

  • @jasonjeffery9728
    @jasonjeffery9728 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bug for the Lithuanians. Release them as a puppet then core then via forcus as this bypasses the compliance requirement.

    • @doctorwhat779
      @doctorwhat779 ปีที่แล้ว

      it is not a bug it is a feature. focus explanation literally says you need compliance or owning lithuania as a subject

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@doctorwhat779 but you dont, just release puppet them and then hit the form commonwealth button, it just works.

  • @piotrpoleski2650
    @piotrpoleski2650 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So having all kind of bonuses for cavalry... while playing mostly without... cavalry... spot on. 😂👍🏻

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I once heard these vice words. Women, men and children fight
    They were dying side by side
    And the blood they shed upon the streets
    Was a sacrifice willingly paid
    Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    1944 help that never came
    Calling Warsaw city at war
    Voices from underground, whispers of freedom
    Rise up and hear the call
    History calling to you, 'Warszawo, walcz!'

    • @lemonke4209
      @lemonke4209 ปีที่แล้ว

      And yes this is from sabaton Uprising atleast a part of it

    • @jaredjosephsongheng372
      @jaredjosephsongheng372 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *music*
      Spirit soul and heart
      In accordance with the old traditions
      1944 still the allies turn away
      Fighting street to street
      In a time of hope and desperation
      Did it on their own and they never lost their faith
      Women, men and children fight
      They were dying side by side
      And the blood they shed upon the streets
      Was a sacrifice willingly paid

  • @KonigHoff
    @KonigHoff ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey quick tip! You can actually reform the Commonwealth as soon as you get Lithuania by releasing them as a puppet, there's a focus that does it with that requirement.

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 ปีที่แล้ว

    "What is that one anime with all the horse girls in it?"
    My Little Pony

  • @Nexusryan
    @Nexusryan ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am an avid fan of Bear Poland

  • @EVILaberation
    @EVILaberation ปีที่แล้ว +1

    hoi4 challenge, the planes trains and automobiles, must use railway guns, every kind of plane, motorized and armored cars for ground

  • @filipczarnecki7167
    @filipczarnecki7167 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    7:42 bro his name should be read Vladislav Anders (written in English italics)

  • @string_fellow_hawk
    @string_fellow_hawk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:47 in and 1st point of agreement. Poland will be a speed bump NO more. They have bought or built the first real wall in Europe.

  • @IanGerritsen
    @IanGerritsen ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And thus the origin story of Centaur Nayami was canonized. Great anime with serious dystopian "equality" vibes, highly recommend. Also has a WW2 episode, surprisingly relevant...

  • @lenorevanalstine1219
    @lenorevanalstine1219 ปีที่แล้ว

    going through the alps ah yes the reverse hannibal

  • @jackoakes1328
    @jackoakes1328 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    STAYUKI have u done romanov run as Poland? Secret 6th path

    • @Pollypinolly
      @Pollypinolly ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup, he has: th-cam.com/video/BU9-Bge-wfM/w-d-xo.html

  • @carterwebster1659
    @carterwebster1659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Can you talk about the polish soviet war and the interwar period as I think it is a under talk about time that has lots of interesting things happening in Europe and South America.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lore of HOI4: Is THIS The Most Broken POLAND?! Momentum 100

  • @A_Senitent_Ford_F150
    @A_Senitent_Ford_F150 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how, despite Slovakia being stolen, you kinda just forgot and let Austria-Hungary live. (Not that it matters anyway lmao)

  • @kevinimperati8644
    @kevinimperati8644 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Return of the Winged Hussar.

  • @pewyay
    @pewyay 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Me casually following and now it’s January 1938 and Germany is still in civil war:

  • @batmaninc2793
    @batmaninc2793 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the words of HabitualLinecrosser,
    "This speed bump has teeth," 😬

  • @retrobear7384
    @retrobear7384 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Polish cat girls" is wild

  • @averageenjoyer2646
    @averageenjoyer2646 ปีที่แล้ว

    My flight got delayed but at least stakuyi got my back

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No modern technology can match the powerr of H O R S E
    Speaking of which, more EaW when?

  • @P1kaSans
    @P1kaSans ปีที่แล้ว +7

    brothers 🇱🇹🤝🇵🇱
    edit: STAK! i dare you to take over the soviet union as carpatho ukraine

  • @Timmenim
    @Timmenim ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stakuyi kaissereich has a new update with China, its really cool you should try it

  • @staszek461
    @staszek461 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    my great grandfather fought in the polish soviet war and fought the baltic ss-men in ww2

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming ปีที่แล้ว

    Then the winged hussars arrived!

  • @WildAcresFarms.
    @WildAcresFarms. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Athula loves watching your videos

  • @buckn5
    @buckn5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I thought the craziest one was anastasia poland?

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn’t Anastasia the Soviet Leader in that mod?

    • @oscarcacnio8418
      @oscarcacnio8418 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought we already did -Big Bear- Anastasia Poland on this channel before.

    • @glauberglousger6643
      @glauberglousger6643 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oscarcacnio8418 which Anastasia?
      Isn’t the Soviet Union the only one with her?
      Or is it the general that Poland has?

  • @tsamoka6496
    @tsamoka6496 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Stakuyi! If you think it'd be worth it, I think a playthrough of the Youjo Senki Redux mod would be fun to see. =^x^=

  • @purgeutopia8696
    @purgeutopia8696 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Hussars have returned!!

  • @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx
    @xXxMonkeyBoomxXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stakuiy: going historical democratic path ( *hovers mouse over Ignacy Mościcki)*
    Me, a historian 🤓: you mean semi fascist totalitarian man ?

  • @somerandomguypart
    @somerandomguypart ปีที่แล้ว

    my papakha is extremely happy

  • @Lakhshamana
    @Lakhshamana 15 วันที่ผ่านมา

    29:53 Umamusume

  • @saoghail9769
    @saoghail9769 ปีที่แล้ว

    What's a truck? Is that some new breed of horse?

  • @mcfunny8887
    @mcfunny8887 ปีที่แล้ว

    i have done this, its absolutely ridiculous. wait a few years and become a super nation.

  • @dragooneoc7047
    @dragooneoc7047 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would like to point out that greece was actually the only major power in that war and you didn't have to Cao the SSSR

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 ปีที่แล้ว

    Idea: hoi4 but all focuses are chosen by an AI

  • @cardengixoth6878
    @cardengixoth6878 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here's a terrifying thought: HOI5 could be about World War 3, depending on how things shake out........

  • @rjagad
    @rjagad ปีที่แล้ว

    Bruh I think an integrated puppet would have been better to get factories and focuses from Germany.

  • @kellerblair2952
    @kellerblair2952 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should play the 1699 Empire mod as England.

  • @AlexKS1992
    @AlexKS1992 ปีที่แล้ว

    Have you done a video on Hapsburg Poland?

  • @halabhalab-t7f
    @halabhalab-t7f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    cossack ❌️
    demented horse madness (russian edition)✅️

  • @gcfishing4086
    @gcfishing4086 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I know I gave you this idea in that community HOI game years ago LOL

  • @BonnieYTwithafish
    @BonnieYTwithafish ปีที่แล้ว

    How the heck do the polish have so many horses?!?!

  • @rexrules8895
    @rexrules8895 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    day 4 of asking stak to play maritime kingdom of hungary/United Pirates

  • @МихаилСвечкарь-ы5г
    @МихаилСвечкарь-ы5г ปีที่แล้ว

    Man, please make a video of krx Lovecraft new england this will be insane, u can revive him when he dies and core the entire planet, this will be the content for sure))

  • @overlordmateus407
    @overlordmateus407 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wat I've observed watching his vids, he's someone who doesn't look at his decisions that much

  • @develiblefish4186
    @develiblefish4186 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Good strat would of added more artillery tho ❤

  • @SirTanksALot-KV1
    @SirTanksALot-KV1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    15:53 Just don’t put the pillow case on

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel ปีที่แล้ว

    Stakuyi to reduce world tension why didnt you justify wargoal on Indonesia instead of Netherlands?

  • @doctorwhat779
    @doctorwhat779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    actually you could always form commonwealth if you release lithuania as your puppet.

  • @greg.167
    @greg.167 ปีที่แล้ว

    Proper Heritage with Mongolia In kaiserredux?

  • @shadowstar1002
    @shadowstar1002 ปีที่แล้ว

    @stakyui
    Have you tried getting Imperial Federation in Kaiserredux yet?

  • @JPieman
    @JPieman ปีที่แล้ว

    How to play MLP in vanilla HOI4!

  • @CarlFr-pq3cm
    @CarlFr-pq3cm ปีที่แล้ว

    قد انتحر مدرس التاريخ للتو The history teacher has just committed suicide

  • @ultimatestuff7111
    @ultimatestuff7111 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you rebuild the Roman Empire as Italy?

  • @CasualAustrian
    @CasualAustrian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    why is my focus path so tiny compared to this one????

  • @starksvensk
    @starksvensk ปีที่แล้ว

    You ain’t slick bro we all know feedback made it first

  • @pug5960
    @pug5960 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1939 Poland in the future?

  • @epicraptor777
    @epicraptor777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    after the video with the albanian USA and the occupation paint tool i find it hard to think you are not cheating

  • @dianaroos1412
    @dianaroos1412 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can you play as sweden the next time and create the holy swedish empire

  • @MH0047
    @MH0047 ปีที่แล้ว

    Baptized in fire 40 to 1...

  • @RichardGadsden
    @RichardGadsden ปีที่แล้ว

    Winged Hussars rule!

  • @AtlasGaming001
    @AtlasGaming001 ปีที่แล้ว

    BEEAAAR POLOLAND!

  • @Jinksy5
    @Jinksy5 ปีที่แล้ว

    What would it take for him to try Saudi Arabia in the road to 56 mod

  • @lennartgamer2339
    @lennartgamer2339 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pole-end

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hmm yes 🇵🇱🗿👌 Bermontian intermarium into space 🚀

  • @fahianhaque4413
    @fahianhaque4413 ปีที่แล้ว

    I came after the bear one

  • @S1nner66
    @S1nner66 ปีที่แล้ว

    Day 4 of asking you play your favourite country on your favourite mod and taking over the whole world