In a Zombie apocalypse...

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  • @zackbozz269
    @zackbozz269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6073

    Zombie apocalypse doesn’t really hit until the internet is out

    • @KaixKuuzen
      @KaixKuuzen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      You sitting and hoping the internet company personel leave the building with everything still on basically an abandoned building with power on still youd have to hope noone tries to escape zombies by breaking in there and zombies get in spraying the ooze on the wires causing the shut down same with the power supply areas

    • @mysteryman1036
      @mysteryman1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@KaixKuuzen what ooze? They’re dead people, not video game characters

    • @izanagi2488
      @izanagi2488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@mysteryman1036 Ooze maybe as in zombie blood. Or some zombies may actually be like rabid dogs who bite everything

    • @mysteryman1036
      @mysteryman1036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@izanagi2488 those I could see more

    • @electroflames
      @electroflames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@mysteryman1036 pus, drool, blood, visceral material. Otherwise known as zombie ooze

  • @Jaybebored7
    @Jaybebored7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6002

    "There's a Zombie apocalypse outside"
    Caleb: "Guess I'll die"

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @The Golden Carrot I don't want to be rock rolled, so what is this vid

    • @golemking1506
      @golemking1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @The Golden Carrot no I'm not pressing on that.

    • @philipacquah7552
      @philipacquah7552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I will take the sacrifice.
      Edit: it’s safe Minecraft video on a 69 subscriber account

    • @kunai6893
      @kunai6893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My curiosity... me want press link...

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @SwiftX10
    @SwiftX10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6860

    - "Society collapsed, you have no more student loans"
    - "Say no more, pass that katana, we out"

    • @msharp6887
      @msharp6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If u are unhappy with student loans go to a less expensive school.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      That's not how it works most of the time in some/most places in America. Because the way it works here is your parents have to save money from the moment your born. And even then it's still gonna cost you a arm and a leg don't depend on financial aid because that's gonna make you consider selling your organs on the black market to pay your debts off. And if you don't go to college the chances of you getting your dream job are slim if your lucky. Even with college getting jobs are harder because when someone sees a top school like Yale or somewhere that'shigher up there. Just not going to a expensive college isn't alaays good option for people. Just about all of them are expensive and if they aren't they probably aren't very good (not that they can't be).

    • @msharp6887
      @msharp6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@agereartist3763 yes i live in America. And that's exactly how it works. The less expensive a college u attend, the less financial burden you have to carry. I worked through college, and graduated with a masters with absolutely no student loan debt. I attended a community College for my first couple years, transfered to a different school for the remainder. And now I have a successful business, 0 debt, and a degree from a very good university. Just because you have been told it's impossible doesn't make it so.
      Secondly, there are more expensive schools yes, but that doesn't make them better. The knowledge is all the same, and a graduate from yale is no better educated than a state college graduate. Thats just marketing and brand. Same reason we are convinced NIkes are better than sketchers.
      Third, job are not hard to find. Just get a real degree, and not. Useless one, or on that puts u in an oversaturated field.
      And finally, the military is always an option. 2 years of service, and u get a the Montgomery GI bill, which includes tuition assistance, and 3 years of free college, of your choice.

    • @churchofthespaceturtle
      @churchofthespaceturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@agereartist3763 I couldn't finish reading your run-on sentence. Tell us more about how college works.

    • @agereartist3763
      @agereartist3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@churchofthespaceturtle No

  • @Junseo0510
    @Junseo0510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2940

    I think this would be interesting to add, but while I was playing the Walking Dead, my dad, having served in the military, told me that the unsanitary situation alone for the characters suck. He said that people imagine themselves there with only mild discomfort, but if you actually experience in real life it's just a chaotic, humid, sticky, hungry, thirsty mess, with flies just crawling and flying around you, and he added that the blood stains as well kind of just doubles it. It's no where near to what you can imagine until you experience it for yourself.

    • @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
      @JohnnyYeTaecanUktena 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      To be fair he is right

    • @Junseo0510
      @Junseo0510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena Yep, I didn't argue with him regarding that, he definitely has way more experience than me

    • @syilpharhea
      @syilpharhea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Can confirm, my situation wasn't that bad, it was just a student bootcamp done in military style in a military forest training area (my school has nothing to do with military btw) just going the entire day caked in mud, wet, and needing to sleep on top of bare ashpalt is bad enough, add flies, smells, and blood, and I will most likely noped out after just a little while

    • @moteroargentino7944
      @moteroargentino7944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      And worst of all, little to no hope. On the run constantly, no safe zone to get warm, wash yourself and rest without worrying about waking up to a bunch of corpses eating your innards.
      I can't claim to know as I'm just a civilian, but I imagine that even at war with death around the corner there would be some solace in knowing that somewhere else there's peace and life will continue even if you don't make it.

    • @Dhips.
      @Dhips. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@moteroargentino7944 It would be like WWI trench warfare, but worse. Trained solders snap in those conditions, normal people like us would be ultra fucked.

  • @BlacBushido
    @BlacBushido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6132

    Survival Caleb: “Wanna fight zombies”
    Caleb: *“R E A L S H I T”*

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Caleb is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : th-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/w-d-xo.html

    • @vedantchavan2105
      @vedantchavan2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Count me in

    • @naarbeats1
      @naarbeats1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      m.th-cam.com/video/Dnq00oRwtvI/w-d-xo.html

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html .

    • @heiakimsunofficialson2639
      @heiakimsunofficialson2639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Finally a good reason to go out

  • @arcroseary964
    @arcroseary964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7785

    Caleb: "I just want to fight zombies"
    Everyone: say less

    • @cakes1725
      @cakes1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reeee

    • @arcroseary964
      @arcroseary964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cakes1725 k

    • @cakes1725
      @cakes1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Its cool that he wereimg a mr beast shirt

    • @cakes1725
      @cakes1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep

    • @Ascendment
      @Ascendment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Let’s go find the mystery box”

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7320

    "Sleep in a bed?" Said the man, sleeping on the floor...

  • @lolAvalanche
    @lolAvalanche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    I’m reminded of a dream I had in a zombie apocalypse where after I managed to escape a group of zombies I forced myself to wake up just like, “This had better be a dream because I do not want to live this life.”

    • @radioactivegames7956
      @radioactivegames7956 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bro 💀 those nightmares were something or someone is chasing you are thrilling as fuck

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's one of the most logical I've heard today😂

    • @sriramn1809
      @sriramn1809 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      All good till u actually wake up inside ur own dream again

    • @AxiEisa
      @AxiEisa 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      This is what reality shifting SHOULD be
      Everyone here is from an endless dystopian reality
      instead of 14 year olds saying "my life is BORING I wanna be a wizard" it's like 58 year old survivor types just getting mind melted by staring at the multiverse for too long before waking up here

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@sriramn1809I did that once. Dreamed someone was stealing my car while I was in bed and bashed my head into the wall in the dream to wake up, and repeated the whole thing in the dream. Needless to say I checked everything when I actually woke up

  • @outsider2.08
    @outsider2.08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    "Fight zombies? Shiiiiiit, pass me the gun"
    "Aight cool... why you putting it in your mouth?"

    • @yancaraballo3181
      @yancaraballo3181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This comment is underrated

    • @DCamp1271
      @DCamp1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😭😭😭

    • @tadicahya6439
      @tadicahya6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's me

    • @joshuacoleman1132
      @joshuacoleman1132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The exactly same shit I'll do, fuck living in a world

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh

  • @happykat2501
    @happykat2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4098

    Zombies: _"braiiiiiiiiinss"_
    Caleb: "no thanks not today"
    Zombies: _"understandable, have a nice day"_

    • @kaylayoutube56
      @kaylayoutube56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      They can not harm you without consent

    • @gaowgleed1052
      @gaowgleed1052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok buddy

    • @topg_karam234
      @topg_karam234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ZA WARUDO

    • @--nopenobodyowo664
      @--nopenobodyowo664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t got any

    • @Pelipear
      @Pelipear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I make skits. Don't have much to give y'all except some content and eternal gratitude if y'all checked them out. Have a nice day 😊

  • @msk-fan
    @msk-fan ปีที่แล้ว +147

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goals are to survive the day is not the life for me."
    Bro casually drops the rawest quote when a zombie apocalypse starts

    • @MakinWavess
      @MakinWavess 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Love your personality man.

  • @ADI-i3d3y
    @ADI-i3d3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    "You aren't interested in your own surrvival "
    " NO I'm NOT "
    Yup that's caleb .

    • @unidime3217
      @unidime3217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Own survival*

    • @itzcrystalzz
      @itzcrystalzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г pls go away

    • @kylelabelle5047
      @kylelabelle5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the guy who clicks thumbs down on all the comments that have over a thousands thumbs ups and no negative reacts

  • @uryenatienza4093
    @uryenatienza4093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7720

    Survival Caleb: "I think it's cool to fight zombies"
    Smart Caleb: Aight let's go!

    • @piercejonathan2057
      @piercejonathan2057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      LESGOOO

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@cereal4694 DON'T GIVE EM IDEAS

    • @kurokami117
      @kurokami117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@cereal4694 Oh no why did you put that in there head were doomed

    • @edukuedd7126
      @edukuedd7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/B1qUTAqXNDE/w-d-xo.html

    • @person1145
      @person1145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      your not funny for saying something that they already said

  • @SMAT-gc3yl
    @SMAT-gc3yl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2838

    People in movies: “I gotta survive like a badass”
    Reality:

    • @airstrikegaming8263
      @airstrikegaming8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Bruh this comment section
      Edit: finally, there gone.

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @A Fish thank you for your input fish

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't read my Profile picture :)

    • @NotaPlagueDoctor300
      @NotaPlagueDoctor300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dont9790 ok i wont

    • @SMAT-gc3yl
      @SMAT-gc3yl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@airstrikegaming8263 bro this comment section was too weird😂

  • @ieshadover
    @ieshadover ปีที่แล้ว +463

    I literally just told my daughter the Zombie Apocalypse seemed like too much effort, so I would just lay down and die verse trying to survive. then 5 minutes later she shared this video. I am now laughing to death instead.

    • @Dr._Bo
      @Dr._Bo ปีที่แล้ว +24

      A better way to die

  • @itsyaboipoo478
    @itsyaboipoo478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6789

    Caleb: watches someone die live.
    Caleb: "Internet's out"

  • @IlyTranq
    @IlyTranq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6168

    ALTERNATE ENDING:
    Zombie walks in: hey I'm here for the interview

    • @Wavemaninawe
      @Wavemaninawe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Recruiter - GET O-... hold on. What are your powers exactly?
      Zombie - I have infinite stamina. I can take a serious kicking and still keep on ticking... To be honest, I think I can stand up to pretty much anything except severe head trauma, but Im not too hot on experimenting with that.
      I can also turn other people into being like me through really non-sensical means.
      Recruiter - ... That is actually really useful. When can you start?
      Zombie - Also, I kind of... Wild out and eat people sometimes. Ive been trying to kick the habit, but its really, really hard.
      Recruiter - We can work around that. We can... yeah... we can work around that. Bro! Stop looking at me funny.

    • @trueleox
      @trueleox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      still my favorite video to date

    • @Conmama19
      @Conmama19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @tkf15
      @tkf15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sometimes it's better to trust a zombie than a fellow human

    • @1uminxsity
      @1uminxsity 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I WANNA SEE THIS SO BAD NOW

  • @ZeldaSnake300
    @ZeldaSnake300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12290

    “Let’s fight to survive”
    “Nah, I’d rather die”
    “Okay. Let’s fight cuz it’s cool and violent”
    “ *THESE ZOMBIES WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT ‘EM* “

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html .

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@ThoseZbroz I'm sorry, I can't find your channel. Would you mind telling me what it's called?

    • @againts2866
      @againts2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@The_Endless_Now Bruh you can literally just click on his icon.

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@againts2866 Exactly. A user's channel link and name is right above every comment they make. I just find the redundancy of including them in the advert itself funny.

    • @RessuRekt
      @RessuRekt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@The_Endless_Now you think you're so smart by using big words eh? Well yes, and I hate that

  • @Tygermite
    @Tygermite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    I love how this lists all the good points on why you wouldn't really want a zombie apocalypse. Like yeah, what if you run out of toilet paper, clean water, home-cooked meals, internet, lights, etc. Like, there's so many things you'd lose. And if it's running zombies, you ain't standing a chance.

    • @ebering4.039
      @ebering4.039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Would be kinda dope to fight zombies though

    • @Mathignihilcehk
      @Mathignihilcehk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Most of that list you can resolve quite easily.
      Toilet Paper? This one you should just skip. TP is trash, man. Get a bidet!
      Clean Water? Boil it. Get your water from the ocean, from a river, from the rain, and boil it. Now it's clean.
      Home-cooked meals? Everything is home cooked if zombies ate all the Subway workers.
      Internet? Might be out for a few weeks, but once you clear out the zombies you can try turning it off and on again.
      Lights? Bring a flashlight and some batteries.
      Bed? If you gotta travel, bring a sleeping bag and air mattress with manual pump. Nice :D
      Soap? You can make it if you know the right ingredients, but better yet just take some with you from home and raid a grocery store for some more. That'll last you quite a while, at least until you can make more.
      Toilet? Easy. Just hook up a toilet with your clean water, and pump it somewhere. You might need some piping, but you can make your own or just get some from the nearest home depot. And yeah, I know they aren't open. That doesn't mean they don't have spare supplies you can use. And if that won't work, grab a big heavy object and smash up some abandoned house and scavenge all the plumbing you could ever want.
      I'm missing the part where it's unlivable.

    • @thegreatpotato6098
      @thegreatpotato6098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not to mention that in order to actually desire life as it is, I have to take antidepressants. Without those I'd just kershoot myself

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Mathignihilcehk not everyone knows how to make/do that shi-, it cost a lot of effort in making soap alone, cost resources too, that again needs to be processed together in a certain way to get the desired result, manufacturing might not be as consistent and it takes a lot of time

    • @somedudeintheinterweb8665
      @somedudeintheinterweb8665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Mathignihilcehk and it takes time, effort and resources for luxuries that could be used to much more likely survive the next day, essentially in the grand scheme of things in terms of survival some of those things are non-essentials. Most likely we'd be living like medieval peasants in the zombie apocalypse

  • @danielemmanuel7829
    @danielemmanuel7829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    "There are zombies everywhere"
    "So what this a Zombie apocalypse or something?"
    Bruh, what else could it be.

  • @phoenix_arias
    @phoenix_arias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3488

    Caleb, make a sequel to this. “Fighting zombies be like”.

    • @Jampolo_OG
      @Jampolo_OG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That shit would be fire not gonna lie

    • @ProfezorFirdaus
      @ProfezorFirdaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      The zombie also joins them in their search for clean water

    • @Br3zizH
      @Br3zizH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I second that and say that he should do a whole zombie series skits

    • @Metatonin-8
      @Metatonin-8 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would be 🔥🔥

    • @wasted_time1053
      @wasted_time1053 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes.

  • @trajectoryunown
    @trajectoryunown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    "I'm sayin' that the current situation is completely undesirable no matter how much effort you put into it."
    Life has never been summarized so accurately in one sentence before.

    • @jonh3141
      @jonh3141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m sure life isn’t like that unless it was a zombie apocalypse lol

    • @lynpotter6471
      @lynpotter6471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Best one sentence summary of Das Kapital yet.

    • @lonejohnwolf
      @lonejohnwolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ask a dead person if he wants to come back to life to make sure... Lol

    • @trajectoryunown
      @trajectoryunown 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Golden Carrot Hey, I literally just ate one of you. :3 Very filling.

  • @Potatoman13165
    @Potatoman13165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Plot twist: at 0:30 he was actually trying to sleep because he knows zombies burn during the day. He also knows that his plant defense and lawnmowers will protect him

    • @PossiblyAkid
      @PossiblyAkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know the two games you're referencing to.

    • @cr4zypeopl3
      @cr4zypeopl3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PossiblyAkid Everyone does

    • @yaioru
      @yaioru 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      minecraft and plants vs zombi

    • @ultimate8125
      @ultimate8125 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Your pfp is exactly the type of person I imagined that leaves plot twists comments

    • @caderaid441
      @caderaid441 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@yaioru woah real shit?I NEVER would've guessed those!!!

  • @unknownvariable2456
    @unknownvariable2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9302

    "I just think it'd be cool to fight zombies bro"
    literally everyone ever: "yo, shit, that's deep bro"

    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

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    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

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    • @jsdomain2258
      @jsdomain2258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@ritwiksarvade2060 What the?

    • @ritwiksarvade2060
      @ritwiksarvade2060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jsdomain2258 idk

    • @andrewsalomon6461
      @andrewsalomon6461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ritwiksarvade2060 ummm

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2292

    “I just wanna fight zombies”
    I call dibs on the Sword

    • @guilherme100099
      @guilherme100099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      DAYUM
      I wanted the sword...
      Can i stay with the shotgun, at least?

    • @wingdinggaster17
      @wingdinggaster17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You have sharpen that though. I'm going with one of those sledge-axe things, and making the hammer part into a meat tenderizer.

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guys🥰. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @A.S._Trunks
      @A.S._Trunks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@merpuffedy No

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I create content like calebcity.I would be ecstatic if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you for your help!

  • @D_YellowMadness
    @D_YellowMadness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7538

    "Internet's out." That would be the true despair moment.

    • @steelbear2063
      @steelbear2063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      All those Steam games are gone, the horror

    • @darnelljunior4541
      @darnelljunior4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      I would rather just die than not have WiFi

    • @afraaomar4682
      @afraaomar4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Actually in our country in 2019 Internet was out for more than a month that was soooo frustrating

    • @darnelljunior4541
      @darnelljunior4541 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@afraaomar4682 what country?

    • @afraaomar4682
      @afraaomar4682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@darnelljunior4541
      Sudan 😢

  • @MATTTURNER747
    @MATTTURNER747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Still prolly my favorite Caleb video brah. He creates a whole ass universe with lore on this four minute video.

  • @ChristopherCricketWallace
    @ChristopherCricketWallace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8909

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goal is to survive the day is not the life for me"
    Shit got real right there.

    • @tatouser3297
      @tatouser3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      fr

    • @-MrDeath-
      @-MrDeath- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Momento LATAM

    • @kt11540
      @kt11540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Facts!

    • @Not-an-Alien
      @Not-an-Alien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As someone who lives this, You're all weak.

    • @randalljohnson4968
      @randalljohnson4968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Not-an-Alien shit you right

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    Yo imagine CalebCity brand ramen:
    Me: *Adds hot water*
    The cup: *Shouting*

    • @maple_i_guess_7155
      @maple_i_guess_7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I burnt my tounge on a jelly sandwich

    • @maple_i_guess_7155
      @maple_i_guess_7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Sorry for wasting your time btw

    • @tiktik1531
      @tiktik1531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Cup: IT BURNSSS! IT BURNSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @sandymangamin7159
      @sandymangamin7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@maple_i_guess_7155 explain

    • @maple_i_guess_7155
      @maple_i_guess_7155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sandymangamin7159 I was cold so I put the jelly sandwich over my burning fire extinguisher and ate it

  • @kiddiexxviii
    @kiddiexxviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5057

    “I wanna live without worrying for survival each day”
    - leaves front door unlocked (pre-apocalypse)

    • @nadir4774
      @nadir4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      yeah bro its a zombie acopalypse and he wanna die. his statement literally means "i dont care about my survival."

    • @kiddiexxviii
      @kiddiexxviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@nadir4774 Yeah but his door was unlocked prior to his knowledge of the apocalypse

    • @error8119
      @error8119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@kiddiexxviii meaning he wasn’t worrying about whether ppl would come in because he doesn’t worry about his survival

    • @jayspace2905
      @jayspace2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's a good point actually,

    • @n0cturnalll390
      @n0cturnalll390 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mf day ja voo

  • @slightlysexualrosay4303
    @slightlysexualrosay4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +811

    This is literally how any Protagonist recruits team members

    • @mindecon8084
      @mindecon8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      -let's go fight this evil ruler
      - to save oppressed people?
      -Nah, because the fight will be dope

    • @forsetiii3875
      @forsetiii3875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha when you can't recruit with thr main lord in fire emblem

    • @Gmxyz883
      @Gmxyz883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is literally luffy

    • @Milwaz34
      @Milwaz34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn i just noticed how true this is

  • @ninjapilot1062
    @ninjapilot1062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I've accepted that if a full blown zombie apocalypse happens (no matter how unlikely) I'm going out to fight for however long I last. I'm type 1 diabetic my meds MIGHT last 2 months before they spoil.

    • @N0tsoIidsnake
      @N0tsoIidsnake 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      To think about it people with medical conditions that need medicine are just waiting to die on a zombie apocalypse

  • @excaliburblaze4953
    @excaliburblaze4953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15955

    This is such a good way to begin a zombie comedy movie.

    • @sandwichwitch7191
      @sandwichwitch7191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +717

      I would pay literal money to have a good zombie comedy movie made

    • @justkilin123
      @justkilin123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      @@sandwichwitch7191 if you've never seen it, shaun of the dead is the only good one that comes to mind

    • @paratame105
      @paratame105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@justkilin123 Zombieland as well!

    • @atari9477
      @atari9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      "you shoulda said that from the beginning" *movie starts*

    • @deepaparakkal4241
      @deepaparakkal4241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@justkilin123 Zombieland is great

  • @Wlmkbe
    @Wlmkbe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    “Look man I just thought that it would be fun to fight zombies”
    “Bro for real? You should’ve led with that”
    😂😂😂

    • @hermensonsantana3090
      @hermensonsantana3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      And then they were easily outnumbered

    • @SPMask
      @SPMask 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Word

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh so you watched the video too

    • @vaduziac8234
      @vaduziac8234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah thats pretty accurate

    • @hiccy6927
      @hiccy6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It would be fun if:
      1. The zombies are slow like TWD zombies
      2. There are no special infected or over-mutated humans such as L4D2
      3. We have a lots of ammo, weapons, and supplies
      4. We're well trained and well prepared, both physically and mentally
      5. We have people that we can trust that will not betrayed us over supplies
      If none of these things happen, we might as well barricade ourself in our home and hope for the best

  • @microwave1000
    @microwave1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9122

    The ending “lets goooo” was a good feeling for some reason

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      DABABY???????

    • @microwave1000
      @microwave1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@spyrosblt3320 i hate you

    • @spyrosblt3320
      @spyrosblt3320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@microwave1000 this is what humour is now

    • @microwave1000
      @microwave1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@spyrosblt3320 i know.

    • @Hedges813
      @Hedges813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@microwave1000 👉😬👈

  • @22XERO22
    @22XERO22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "So you're saying that ALL of our country's defences couldn't survive the outbreak, but you think just the two of us is enough to fight through the hordes of zombies?"

  • @phytus18
    @phytus18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    "Wanna survive?"
    "Nah dude, count me out."
    "Well, wanna fight zombies cuz' it's cool?"
    "Hell yeah brother."

    • @thebestgamer6036
      @thebestgamer6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha

    • @mauwow
      @mauwow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dude, spoiler

    • @x0two
      @x0two 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nice pettan pfp

    • @LeJ3n021
      @LeJ3n021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mauwow don't read the comments

    • @mydwntime2
      @mydwntime2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read
      "Hell yeah brother."
      Say less
      instead of
      "Hell yeah brother"
      Show less

  • @C_J36
    @C_J36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1420

    Walking Dead exists
    This Skit: “About to end this shows whole career”

    • @RitCore
      @RitCore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Shows career ended after they got rid of ANYON who acted in the first season... name ONE... hol up.. Carol and Daryl been hanging in there. They dont count.

    • @natebit7167
      @natebit7167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Imagine using the same joke on every TH-cam comment section for like 5 fucking years at this point... please stop bro

    • @Othorius
      @Othorius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@natebit7167 Chill. Not everything has to be original...

    • @TheKavuShow
      @TheKavuShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wasn't whether or not living was worth it like.. a major plot point multiple times? Didn't several characters kill themselves or consider it for exactly this reason?

    • @jan-owennugent1932
      @jan-owennugent1932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z Nation and iZombie are much better shows

  • @VinnyChim
    @VinnyChim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5645

    people who watched Zombie movies:
    *I was born for this*
    *"Immedietly gets eaten"*

    • @MikeWasowskieei
      @MikeWasowskieei 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Me lmao

    • @DaySights
      @DaySights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      many people think zombies are easy to fight and to just kill because the main characters always live but nah fam they are as strong as a kinda normal human only because thye look weak doesnt mean they are, thats why you see the characters at the beggining of the story trying hard to keep the zombies out but at the endish of the show they are easy to kill since they are rotting

    • @LaSean640
      @LaSean640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@DaySights how can you say that zombies haven’t existed except in movies and how resilient they are varies

    • @Chilldudenocap
      @Chilldudenocap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Nick The Great what happen when we got bit tho I mean it just a human bite no poison or anything

    • @pingponoh
      @pingponoh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@Chilldudenocap the disease/virus might be spread via bite

  • @jonathandcc23
    @jonathandcc23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    this is actually a good prequel skit to the "dying light" zombies skits. The reason being is that, in those skits, the zombie notices that the players are literally just doing random shit to kill zombies. Theyre literally not doing anything else but finding different ways to kill zombies...

    • @JS-rv3et
      @JS-rv3et 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is that a gun on a stick with a rope on the trigger that's just extra steps. THIER JUST HAVING FUN NOW

  • @Howard_T_Duck
    @Howard_T_Duck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    The fact that Caleb took the time to have this philosophical talk with himself just to end it with “ I just think it would be cool if we fought zombies” is so breathtaking

    • @SyPhoto
      @SyPhoto 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @Alanxddd
      @Alanxddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're breathtaking

    • @Howard_T_Duck
      @Howard_T_Duck 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Alanxddd YOU’RE Breathtaking!! You’re all breathtaking!!!

  • @comicworldboss2696
    @comicworldboss2696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1844

    “I didn’t say a word about difficulty level, Im saying that the current situation is completely undesirable no matter how much effort you put in to it”

    • @katarinacarrico7887
      @katarinacarrico7887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I mean, he's right.

    • @joestatham7106
      @joestatham7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeah I watched the video as well mate

    • @tsukiko9739
      @tsukiko9739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kaneki Ken Tokyo ghoul

    • @mickeygeeky1560
      @mickeygeeky1560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Honestly everytime I watch a zombie movie I’m always like “ion know if this could be me. Like... no showers? None?!”

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      - th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @kevizdeath3695
    @kevizdeath3695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1903

    “look I just wanna fight zombies”
    Caleb: Oh sh** Bet

  • @Onychoprion27
    @Onychoprion27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I love how Caleb makes some of the line-reads sound echoy as though they're actually coming from a Caleb laying on the floor 2 meters away.

  • @justincoloma3721
    @justincoloma3721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    People who played any zombie based game: *It’s like, I was made for this*

    • @HellaBatShitCrazy
      @HellaBatShitCrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Right! Lol 😆 🤣 I'm a chicken shit about spiders but if the zombies came!?!?! Hold on bro I got a bat with your name on it. Haha

    • @nchifani9668
      @nchifani9668 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caleb is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : th-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/w-d-xo.html

    • @xKazumi48
      @xKazumi48 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DayZ

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html .

  • @sleepysbox9355
    @sleepysbox9355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    I can’t help but laugh “I just wanna kill some zombies dude”
    “Really you shoulda lead with that”

  • @tohruearth3580
    @tohruearth3580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "I think it'd be cool to fight zombies"
    "Shit you shoulda let with that"
    My sides LOL

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey guys!! I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guys🥰. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇

    • @Succubus_L0li
      @Succubus_L0li 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merpuffedy advertising much?

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tom-id7zr are you sure? Like actually?

  • @adamr9570
    @adamr9570 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Caleb’s personality matches his house a lot. We really enjoy them more that way, so bright, brilliant and creative!

  • @bene8168
    @bene8168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3393

    Sometimes I forget that they’re all Caleb, that’s how brilliant it is

    • @bookworm_of_heaven
      @bookworm_of_heaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah it's like with sanders sides

    • @momsaccount4033
      @momsaccount4033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      He lives in Caleb City
      Everybody is Caleb in Caleb City

    • @nadiamurray8369
      @nadiamurray8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .

    • @donjuan2766
      @donjuan2766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Caleb does make distinct personas but no my friend you have *adhd* but your not alone everyone in the likes has this condition as well

    • @Croshest
      @Croshest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      After all it's caleb city.

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This had more character development and thought than the walking dead

    • @glitchgh0st_0w0
      @glitchgh0st_0w0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?

    • @doctoc1334
      @doctoc1334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You beautiful fool... Stay strong, comments will come😂

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuaveTheGhost333 lol

    • @mindecon8084
      @mindecon8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      exactly I love the relationship those two have, plus I know their personalities and desires....would watch entire season of this

  • @ifigureditout999
    @ifigureditout999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14392

    The idea of a man going around collecting survivors who look just like him and fending off zombies who also look like him is fascinating

    • @handhelder823
      @handhelder823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +572

      "WHO DO WE HAVE TO KILL?!"
      "I DON'T KNOW, THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!"

    • @ifigureditout999
      @ifigureditout999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@handhelder823 previously on the City of Calebs'... Dramatic music*
      The wilder can already be among us
      Gun shots*
      "I've got to find him"
      "Caleb! Over here, Caleb just found Caleb"
      Random guest appearances from Griffey & RDC
      Caleb: eww what is that?
      Close up of Griffey's gap teeth

    • @celty228
      @celty228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@ifigureditout999 Introducing the new addition to the CalebCity series, CalebCity: Zombie Apocalypse!

    • @antonymorad8053
      @antonymorad8053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Rick and morty zombie edition

    • @ParadoxPanda517
      @ParadoxPanda517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      On some real talk tho, I’d watch that franchise.

  • @jitterbug2759
    @jitterbug2759 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm now re-watching this as zom 100 is coming out and I love how advanced yo comedy is Caleb.👌

  • @tsar-tsen2182
    @tsar-tsen2182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7773

    I remember 6th grade camp and a camp activity was “infection” it was so fun. I did not survive that long because there was an insanely fast kid who could run on uneven ground. It’s was terrifying in the woods just looking around and seeing people run from tree to tree.

    • @trolygon7221
      @trolygon7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      N04h _002 Terrifying

    • @davidstark7151
      @davidstark7151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      @@trolygon7221 dear god thats scary as shit

    • @not_a_can
      @not_a_can 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Halo Announcer: "Infection" "New Zombie"

    • @sicarius6501
      @sicarius6501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Isn't that tag,but anyone caught by the guy that's "it" also becomes "it"?

    • @hongzhen7109
      @hongzhen7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      ​@@sicarius6501 yeah we call it virus. Played every single day at lunch break

  • @mvproductions8543
    @mvproductions8543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    “Dude I just wanna fight zombies”
    “Well damn you shoulda just started off with that”

  • @Lil__Ro
    @Lil__Ro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    “Oh so it’s a zombie apocalypse?”
    “Yeah”
    *proceeds to sleep*

    • @RealisticFar
      @RealisticFar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He has his priorities in check

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guys🥰. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I create content like calebcity.I would be extremely grateful if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thanks

    • @jaredflores4411
      @jaredflores4411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a minecraft veteran, can confirm

  • @KKORAS_
    @KKORAS_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wanna see this as a short series with calebs comedic values cuz it makes the shit funnier, I promise if he directed and acted in it it would be a amazing

  • @HHash-qi4ih
    @HHash-qi4ih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1353

    Caleb: "You wanna fight zombies
    other Caleb: "you son of a bitch, I'm in"

    • @midnighteagle8907
      @midnighteagle8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tsh shooot

    • @silver9692
      @silver9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like Key and Peele too

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well if he's in... I'm eating chicken.

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh and also fighting zombies

    • @RiOSquINTos
      @RiOSquINTos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      morty its time to play twd irl

  • @reactivat3d
    @reactivat3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2231

    “So you’re not interested in your own survival?”
    Me: That’s just tuff 😂

    • @Phoenix-pk3fx
      @Phoenix-pk3fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Neji you can do better man

    • @brokenheartx6144
      @brokenheartx6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

    • @reactivat3d
      @reactivat3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Phoenix-pk3fx 😂

    • @reactivat3d
      @reactivat3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brokenheartx6144 Lmao 😂

    • @Rikkachiwa
      @Rikkachiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Survivin' ain't living

  • @Lhuaaaa
    @Lhuaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "You know about express VPN right?"
    " *wAiT YoU DONT?!?!?* "
    Scared the shit outta me i swear

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guys🥰. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇..

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi guys!My channel consists of skits with weird turns,darkhumor,anime,and other relatable content.I would greatly appreciate it if y'all could take a bit of time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you🙏

    • @Zimran03
      @Zimran03 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfaace Oh no…their multiplying

    • @fiddlesticks252
      @fiddlesticks252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why yall self promoting your channels

    • @anhrs6337
      @anhrs6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E

  • @stoneageprogrammer432
    @stoneageprogrammer432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is greatness. I subbed you. I'm a game developer, I'm making a Backrooms game, and I've gotten sort of submerged into this horror mindset of depressed hopelessness, especially with the outbreak of WW3 in Russia. So, I find this completely relatable. In a world where just lay down and die is the smart move, this is a classic.

    • @zacharynguyen7286
      @zacharynguyen7286 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Hope you’re doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @stoneageprogrammer432
      @stoneageprogrammer432 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zacharynguyen7286 Hey thank you so much, Zachary, that's very kind of you. It really is pretty depressing, even more so now than a year ago when I wrote that. It looks increasingly obvious that humanity has decided that are going to blow ourselves up. In fact, I just wrote a song saying exactly that, and writing it helped a lot. Anyway, thank you again, you're very kind, and I wish you the best. Please take care, and hang in there.

  • @tasthegod1863
    @tasthegod1863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +559

    Caleb: : "We'll find a cure"
    News: "SIKE there is no cure"

    • @firstname697
      @firstname697 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks bro didn't notice that part

    • @Ixonia0
      @Ixonia0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@firstname697 😭😭

    • @airstrikegaming8263
      @airstrikegaming8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @F**СК МЕ - СНЕСK МY РR0FILЕ no

    • @airstrikegaming8263
      @airstrikegaming8263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@КонстантинАбрамов-ы8г no

    • @DiousVious
      @DiousVious 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The first three child comments on this parent comment, heres some advice:
      *S H U T T H E F U C K U P B I T C H*
      Edit: added * around words

  • @Syndicate
    @Syndicate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2548

    “FIGHTING BEARS!” 🤣

    • @brook1634
      @brook1634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was here before 100 likes

    • @somelegend8775
      @somelegend8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @Hyla_Frog
      @Hyla_Frog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR!! Cause that stitch gon' need it.

    • @8cow945
      @8cow945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "SO I JUST FOUND THIS NEW SITE"

    • @YinNegative
      @YinNegative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just for this, yall should play a game of Zombies together (maybe old school? maybe not ion know just think it'd be fuckin hilarious tbh, If yall were down)

  • @ChazSmith
    @ChazSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48673

    Bruh this gotta be one of my favorite vids you've ever done

  • @TazControl9
    @TazControl9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    1:09, u caught me off guard with that! I was tryna hold it together and pay attention, but I busted out laughin right there and had to scroll back.. damn lmao

  • @HaloHighlightz
    @HaloHighlightz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5922

    "A life where my aspirations and daily goal is to survive the day is not the life for me"
    I mean, when you put it like that 😂

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Yeah, he makes a valid point.

    • @lucas-xf7rc
      @lucas-xf7rc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Well the alternative is death so...

    • @05r41
      @05r41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      @@lucas-xf7rc what's so bad about that?

    • @OrigamiMaster06
      @OrigamiMaster06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      @@lucas-xf7rc A life where I can't wipe my ass properly is not the life for me.

    • @n-s-a7113
      @n-s-a7113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@05r41 r/bruhmoment

  • @cultxlv9848
    @cultxlv9848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    *Lays on floor*
    *Acts like he needs bed to sleep in*

    • @pvp6077
      @pvp6077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao got *off* the couch to lay there too

  • @dinosaurwithcake1256
    @dinosaurwithcake1256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    "there's a kar98 on the wall, next to the stairs."
    "Nah, the mystery box is right over there."

    • @moo9557
      @moo9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The kar98 is just to show that this is in nazi germany, you can't actually equip it.

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      - th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jokerstv3816
      Welp time to report your ass for unwanted commercial and spam :)

    • @grizzlymagnum3137
      @grizzlymagnum3137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll actually be the guy that sets up those mystery crates, be leaving those notes too.

    • @lazydreamer4695
      @lazydreamer4695 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Time?

  • @scottlang3844
    @scottlang3844 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Like store
    5. a wooden plank
    10. A bat
    15. Cricket bat
    20. Pistol
    25. Upgraded pistol
    30. Carbine rifle
    35. Sniper
    40. Crossbow
    45. Crossbow/scope
    50. Double barrel
    55. Shotgun
    60. Tactical shotgun
    65. Dessert eagle
    Extras
    Molotov. 3
    Grenade. 6
    Flare stash. 20
    Mini map/radar/scanner. 70
    Survival kit. 50

  • @kaitydidkaity6542
    @kaitydidkaity6542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    “Bro I’m listing off things that we had at 6th grade camp” god bless lol

    • @lexecomplexe4083
      @lexecomplexe4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt that

    • @kylelabelle5047
      @kylelabelle5047 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm the guy who clicks thumbs down on all the comments that have over a thousands thumbs ups and no negative reacts

  • @5MadMovieMakers
    @5MadMovieMakers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8619

    I thought the product placement was going to be a zombie game

  • @jazzyj3059
    @jazzyj3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +987

    "There's a zombie apocalypse outside!
    "...this is fine."

  • @broski9938
    @broski9938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    With the water, if anyone's wondering, you can get decent quality water by finding a stream. Where the water's running and clear, you can drink that and it should be alright, though in a zombie situation checking up-river would be a good idea.

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Be safer to use boiled rain water or depending on where you live humidity collected with tarpaulin

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or the high tech approach have a wind generator and use electricity to reverse osmosis seawater.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or boiling water under tilted glass to condensed into a water collector.

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know a LOT of people who got Giardia that way. Gotta filter it(better than boiling); even in the Sonoran desert.

    • @anonymoususer638
      @anonymoususer638 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or just use the fauct.. Gotta be some smart ass zombies to shut off the water within 24 hours

  • @superduperjoi6800
    @superduperjoi6800 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1764

    Reporter: "We might as well just lay down and die"

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't read my Profile picture :)

    • @nadiamurray8369
      @nadiamurray8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .

    • @hentaiprotag7122
      @hentaiprotag7122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dont9790 you cursed me...

    • @Amiro12338
      @Amiro12338 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      we watched the video

    • @grimm3385
      @grimm3385 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dont9790 I've been got...

  • @GoreyBits
    @GoreyBits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3102

    Rick Grimes style

    • @user-xf6ox6zx4w
      @user-xf6ox6zx4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      N

    • @Doberdobax
      @Doberdobax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What?

    • @jayyjayy4607
      @jayyjayy4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Doberdobax it’s The Walking Dead. Duh. Rick.

    • @Doberdobax
      @Doberdobax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jayyjayy4607 i know but how is that relevant?

    • @kevin-ww9dk
      @kevin-ww9dk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah he a coward

  • @Mcncon1923
    @Mcncon1923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23090

    “I just think it would be cool to fight zombies” is litterally the reason the US would survive a zombie apocalypse lmao

    • @JJDvorshak
      @JJDvorshak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2353

      In Europe, people would just try to live with them.
      "Yes, you're family is allowed on special visa benefits. Here's 10.000€ welcome package."

    • @ionlycreatedthissothatican6859
      @ionlycreatedthissothatican6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +963

      They're struggling with coronavirus, do you think they'll last long

    • @kikaiedwards9088
      @kikaiedwards9088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      @@ionlycreatedthissothatican6859 if we were able to kill anybody that didn't wear a mask, we would be fine🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @boosteddrimmsu
      @boosteddrimmsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

      @@ionlycreatedthissothatican6859 Because violence doesn't solve corona virus. But do you know what guns can do? Blast off some zombie heads
      (that's how a European imagines it to be)

    • @somusircar4124
      @somusircar4124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      @@JJDvorshak I mean considering that in the past few centuries Europe had been spreading it's wings in foreign land, I don't think anyone should complain about immigrants now.

  • @Confused_Savior
    @Confused_Savior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro this is EXACTLY how I would be in a zombie apocalypse

  • @nitrogenjutsu5178
    @nitrogenjutsu5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5771

    "They're zombies everywhere"
    Me, an asthmatic: Yeah you can count me out

    • @crspyyychris
      @crspyyychris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      @Arnold Castanon it’s a respitory condition that causes spasms in the bronchi in the lungs making it difficult to breath

    • @crspyyychris
      @crspyyychris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @Arnold Castanon their the ones that be needing those inhaling things

    • @nitrogenjutsu5178
      @nitrogenjutsu5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@crspyyychris You mean inhalers lol. I have Viral induced asthma meaning that chest infections or any sickness can trigger an asthma attack, but I also have severe asthma meaning that every asthma attack is a severe asthma attack with severe exaustion and severe chest pain and severe wheezing. I even have other types asthma that are resistant to asthma medication so rip lmao. I can't die from asthma attacks but just one lasts for a week straight. Sorry if I talk to much lmao I just had to make a point

    • @nitrogenjutsu5178
      @nitrogenjutsu5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Arnold Castanon Lol you're funny

    • @nitrogenjutsu5178
      @nitrogenjutsu5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@crspyyychris Also I can run at max speed without having an asthma attack, I don't have exercise induced asthma

  • @chieledits6301
    @chieledits6301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4661

    he didn't wanna go because he gave him a baseball bat and not a sword

    • @trashboat7796
      @trashboat7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      I would’ve thrown hands for the sword

    • @atbant3005
      @atbant3005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      he’s not a high enough level

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hold on, partner. This is a real bat.

    • @lasttocomment5869
      @lasttocomment5869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @DeflectF13 only a sword? Weak sauce I need a hk416 deagle xix a doom slayer sword molotov and a hk21 because why not

    • @sicfith6006
      @sicfith6006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kischmirga!!

  • @aeroazure6205
    @aeroazure6205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    Survival Caleb: We need to survive.
    Smart Caleb: I Sleep
    Survival Caleb: We get to be cool and fight zombies?
    Smart Caleb: REAL SHIT?!

    • @ThoseZbroz
      @ThoseZbroz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caleb is such an inspiration to me and my brother and he has inspired us to create a channel that does similar things and we would appreciate your subscription greatly. the link to our channel is here with the name zbroz
      link
      : th-cam.com/video/-n8IZoBMjX8/w-d-xo.html

  • @napbuddy1754
    @napbuddy1754 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly a zombie apocalypse is probably the best possible apocalypse because realistically those zombies wouldn't destroy the world the ones that come straight from the graves would be too weak and slow to even be a threat while the ones that come straight from a healthy living human would still just be a human with a brain dysfunction/disease/or hypnosis we could easily handle that the apocalypse would be half complete by the time the military shows up and puts it to rest.

    • @Squeekysquid
      @Squeekysquid 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Depends on if the zombies are magic or disease.

  • @rindino7719
    @rindino7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    "Sleep on a bed?"... meanwhile he was trying to sleep on the floor.

    • @MilkLostar
      @MilkLostar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Ever heard the term "I'd rather lay down and die"?

    • @susanlois6194
      @susanlois6194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey, at least it was carpet

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah, but he wasn't sleeping with the intent to wake up the next day lol

    • @ohxyoyxoyxohx6949
      @ohxyoyxoyxohx6949 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.1k like :)

  • @DueySama
    @DueySama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    “We might as well lay down and die”
    Caleb: already ahead of you 😭

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. .Thanks so much guys🥰... Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇.

    • @Criisp
      @Criisp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merpuffedy dude stop this is like the 10th time just stop

  • @Lerraunt
    @Lerraunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3673

    "Will we get to use a vehicle?"
    Yes. They're called bicycles.

    • @pizzatime.7030
      @pizzatime.7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Honestly one of the best things, quiet and quick (note that you should oil your bike once in a while and fix it)

    • @billybob5553
      @billybob5553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@pizzatime.7030 Still dangerous though, If a zombo spots you it can grab onto you if you aren't perceptive and aware.

    • @pizzatime.7030
      @pizzatime.7030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Bonnalina Fuzbunny As a kid?

    • @eduardcruceru9004
      @eduardcruceru9004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Bonnalina Fuzbunny I know this is a stupid question,but did you use training wheels? And if you did and then tried to do it without them,did you have someone to help you?

    • @LostInSpace22
      @LostInSpace22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@eduardcruceru9004 the way I was taught was “ here’s a bike don’t come inside the house until you learn” 🤣

  • @IlyTranq
    @IlyTranq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Caleb: will we have non contaminated water?
    Me: looks at the bottle of water in the back

    • @MyUsersDark
      @MyUsersDark 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That won't even last a day though

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@MyUsersDarkdon't asdume, might be one of those big jugs

  • @Pontwo
    @Pontwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1416

    you forgot the part where they call the zombies LITERALLY EVERYTHING except zombies

    • @nell4790
      @nell4790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      “Walkers, Lurkers, The dead, Los muertos, geeks, biters, monsters, etc”

    • @vibezworldwide
      @vibezworldwide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@nell4790 then u start adding different types: clickers, bloaters, witches, tank, lickers, etc

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@vibezworldwide
      Then you start adding subtypes:
      stalkers, feral, crawlers, armored, etc.

    • @wedemboyzz_og1404
      @wedemboyzz_og1404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      In walking dead the word zombies don't exist and im being dead serious but the game is still goated regardless 😭

    • @m_winewood
      @m_winewood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Lol in a lot of those cases zombie lore doesn't exist in universe. Probably to avoid the whole "you mean *real* zombies?!" dialogue path. That way its an original story rather than overly referential.

  • @Rishi.149
    @Rishi.149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11925

    i hope there isn’t any: this aged poorly, comments in the future.

    • @that_1_otaku882
      @that_1_otaku882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      NNNNNOOOOOOO

    • @frosted-bird8740
      @frosted-bird8740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      No ❤

    • @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
      @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      oh it will you know the last of us well... the fungus in the game is real

    • @mr.kanxkix5074
      @mr.kanxkix5074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 Still hasn’t evolved to that level, tho.

    • @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
      @originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@mr.kanxkix5074 well there is a small chance it could evolve any day it’s a very small chance but it will eventually be inevitable

  • @MedlifeCrisis
    @MedlifeCrisis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18266

    But if he doesn't even have fresh water at home anyway, why not go see the zombies? They might be fun.

  • @nd7042
    @nd7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I just think it would be cool to fight zombies..." "Why didn't you just start with that?! Let's go!" XD Fight zombies as you head to the store, fight them as you get supplies, fight them on your way to a fresh, clean water source and just live there. Make sure you get tools to chop trees, build a wall with chopped down trees, then some small huts... Then use some bows you got from a store you went to in order to shoot the zombies from behind the wall but on a raised level... I don't know, build basic platforms? I know, I'm thinking too much. Point is? You can do both. Fight zombies, yes. But get yourself set up for the long haul. Recruit other uninfected people, help Humanity survive... While killing zombies. It's a win win.

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're just saying the gameplay of 7 days to die. (plus probably 50 other zombie games)

    • @Ender41948
      @Ender41948 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You're making this sound easy. It ain't. What you just described is a very romanticized, unrealistic expectation.

  • @Protooncogene
    @Protooncogene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    the dude literally dying during live: *screams while being attacked*
    caleb: iNtErNeT's oUT

    • @neilxdavis5359
      @neilxdavis5359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I create content similar to calebcity.I would be extremely grateful if y'all could take time out of your busy day or night to take a look at my skits and possibly subscribe.Thank you

    • @mikeplayz355
      @mikeplayz355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In a webtoon I read the latest chapter is of this guy getting sent to a dif dimensional earth and there is a zombie apocalypse and he is trying his hardest to stay off the ground by doing, get this... DOING PARKOUR. Anyway, honestly in this situation I would just lay down and sleep to my death

    • @merpuffedy
      @merpuffedy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey guys. I make short skits like Calebcity! If you guys have time today can you check them out. Thanks so much guys🥰. Hopefully I can put a smile on your face😇!.!

    • @LordRedStar2064
      @LordRedStar2064 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikeplayz355 what the name

    • @deamorta6117
      @deamorta6117 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mikeplayz355 What name

  • @bradybales683
    @bradybales683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    Caleb: I don’t wanna go
    Survival Caleb: *My day is ruined, and my disappointment is immeasurable*

    • @raialasio1574
      @raialasio1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bro thats real sus! Of a comment you just posted xDd

    • @Ultra-Lightning
      @Ultra-Lightning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@raialasio1574 ._.

    • @ksoutae
      @ksoutae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thats backwards but ok

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    Home is comfortable

    • @jaredsdad8361
      @jaredsdad8361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Homeless people can steal houses without consequences!

    • @Chris-lq5xw
      @Chris-lq5xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everywhere I go I see u

    • @thestudentofficial5483
      @thestudentofficial5483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      IKR why these characters go scavenging and staying at reinforced bus or under a bridge when there are vacant celebrity mansions around the corner?

    • @yoadm3693
      @yoadm3693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why are you everywhere?

    • @mosharrofhossain2251
      @mosharrofhossain2251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol it might just be your goal to appear in every video in TH-cam

  • @ppacal1098
    @ppacal1098 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute necessities
    1. SHELTER
    2. WATER
    3. FOOD
    4. ENERGY
    5. SECURITY
    6. SANITATION
    7. HEALTHCARE
    8. EDUCATION
    Maybe transportation after the others

  • @emmanuelaguado9740
    @emmanuelaguado9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Caleb out here flexing his cameraman by making him throw a bat

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh yes! xD

    • @dont9790
      @dont9790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't read my Profile picture :)

    • @MsKaylee1608
      @MsKaylee1608 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@dont9790 Don't make a comment :)
      Im talking to a bot ik.

    • @fibyq
      @fibyq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anime be like: he’s clearly just throwing it and moving too fast to see

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo33
      @iwantsexseemyvideo33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💔

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7808

    Dude how does this man think of these 😂

    • @UrExtremeGamer
      @UrExtremeGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I'm also wondering, his skits are good 😂

    • @pryotics
      @pryotics 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because he takes a month:((((((

    • @brynnaandersen7739
      @brynnaandersen7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He probably had a backed up sewage problem in his water, coming out of his sink, and was like “ay you know what...”

    • @DracoDxl
      @DracoDxl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@brynnaandersen7739 or he just poured coca cola down his sink

    • @sixthvolcano9883
      @sixthvolcano9883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The thing is when I'm watching zombie movies I think of the exact same scenarios as this

  • @Najia93
    @Najia93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1784

    In this kind of situation, it’s better to just befriend the zombies and you’ll be fine. Zombies are friendly

    • @whatdidijustwatch4962
      @whatdidijustwatch4962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Exactly. Look at how horrible the humans are. I bet zombies r better.

    • @jordanglasper1064
      @jordanglasper1064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Your not gonna survive lol

    • @ScribblerTheThirteenth
      @ScribblerTheThirteenth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jordanglasper1064 they been researching the movie warm brains to much

    • @DarkJinxWasTaken
      @DarkJinxWasTaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You never know really

    • @negativezer0741
      @negativezer0741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You watched Warm Bodies, didn’t you?

  • @gusneljoseph9241
    @gusneljoseph9241 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bro how tf you do that so well-making these scenes with just yourself in such a creative matter??!fr you talented frfr.keep up the gud work man🙏🙌

  • @ibukunanjorin9054
    @ibukunanjorin9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Caleb: There's a zombie apocalypse, we have to survive
    Also Caleb: No...

    • @wilbert2678
      @wilbert2678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Caleb: but it's cool to fight zombies tho
      Other Caleb: Say no more

    • @theginger1187
      @theginger1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wilbert2678 les goooooooo

  • @drzinc4907
    @drzinc4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Damn if only people acted like smart Caleb in horror movies

    • @VicDScott
      @VicDScott 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They'd be 10 minutes long

    • @treasey8655
      @treasey8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      watch cabin in the woods

    • @Kaptnkey
      @Kaptnkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Eh then there’s no reason for the scary movie, if they accept their fate there’s no tension, no fight for survival, no “what’s about to happen next” it’d be like 30 minutes long AT best

    • @yatoclub
      @yatoclub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kaptnkey you’re making some valid points here, but it’s funny as hell when people make fun of horror movies

    • @phillystevesteak6982
      @phillystevesteak6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kaptnkey You could have it where one friend tries to convince the other who would rather just die. Eventually he persuades him just to hang out (joyride, some booze) as opposed to persuading to fight to survive. One the leads to another... There's gotta be a way
      Sidenote: in reality the internet would still be on for many weeks in the event of a zombie outbreak.

  • @iammakoa.
    @iammakoa. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    “Watches a guy get eaten by zombies live on TV”
    Then says: “Internets out”

    • @alba2162
      @alba2162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @The Golden Carrot pls stop putting this in all the comments

    • @jokerstv3816
      @jokerstv3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      - th-cam.com/video/XoyCy99A9yQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @KingSolidTails
      @KingSolidTails 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jokerstv3816
      Welp time to report your ass for unwanted commercial and spam :)

    • @nightmareheart1
      @nightmareheart1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dylan Jackson it worked

  • @bonedude666
    @bonedude666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1202

    Caleb in the black hoodie: "I just thought it would be cool to fight zombies."
    Caleb in the yellow hoodie: _"You son of a b!tch, I'm in."_
    EDIT: There fixed it. Turns out some of you have more words in your sentences than braincells.

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      love the reference!

    • @chandleralves698
      @chandleralves698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cue heist music

    • @krakkywakky863
      @krakkywakky863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They're both black

    • @krakkywakky863
      @krakkywakky863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You replied to my comment then realized it was a joke and deleted it i saw that. Caught you slackin lmao

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@r_spyder KING CRIMSON FROM JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 5?!