Lmao that happened to me when I was a kid too. I think it must be if you lie about your age on social media. They basically sell all your data to advertisers, so I'm sure that's how they fuck up like that.
It's really metaphorical that even with absolute power, you still stand powerless against the power of scam callers and trying to get rid of them all would be a test of your sanity
You can conquer the flesh but the spirit can still be untouchable. Depends ont he person. A spirit too attached to the flesh will succumb to enough pressure.
Depressing fact: The "internet is a series of tubes" guy was actually pointing out the fact that 90% of all internet and telecommunications traffic is spam. If all spam calls and Emails stopped tomorrow everyone's internet would instantly get 10 times faster. He had a real point, he just didn't know any of the terminology so it came out sounding ridiculous and everyone laughed at him. To this day congress does nothing about it.
@@kingofgrim4761 You can advocate for specific human rights to be protected by your government, but im not sure advocacy will make a huge government buracracy efficient and effective.
I just love how Caleb's skits seem so normal at first before it immediately begins spiralling downwards into something straight out of The Twilight Zone
"Just take my number off the list" "It's not that simple" "Y O U K N O W W H A T I S S I M P L E ? *LIFE OR DEATH* " for real gonna use that one next time
I WISH this happens! The idea of people being so done with scam callers that they gain the power of instant transmission is so therapeutic on my spirit. I want all scam callers to hit John Wick so he can hunt them down.
@@scintillam_dei and why do you care? There are millions of people who believe and do things that are offensive for you and me,we can't do much about it,just focus on your life and keep moving forward
@@jhinabloomingflower807 'Cause racism is evil. Also, I was joking. I wasn't actually calling them racist. I was making fun of people who use the race card for almost every situation.
@@wyattjoss3858 The scam center: *We’ve been exposed...........but before we go you can get a free subscription to useless stuff by entering your social security number here:*
I got this too... But I didn't have a car... I also got one for my mortgage payments but I don't own my own house yet... Soooo the guy asked if I would be interested when I finally own my own house... I said let me get back to you on that... Then I hung up...
I've just discovered this channel and am now binging my way through all the videos, this one had me in tears laughing! These are great skits man, love it!
He's choking himself with one hand through another jacket while the other holds the camera perfectly while he acts. What a legend. It must look hilarious to see if you just walked into the room on that lmao
"what's your power" "I can teleport behind people" "wow that's Soooo useful..." "But only when I'm on the phone with them" "That's still pretty useful"
I love how when he's choking himself he went through the effort of putting his arm through the sleeve of his sweater to fool us into forgetting this was one person again
![空と海と大地と呪われしスマメイト[1685～]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/p2exUK0dqPc/mqdefault.jpg)
Scammer: We’re calling to talk to you about your student loan.
Me: *is 14 and not yet in college*
So true lol
A person
Lmao that happened to me when I was a kid too. I think it must be if you lie about your age on social media. They basically sell all your data to advertisers, so I'm sure that's how they fuck up like that.
Nah they call me about a car insurance for a car I don’t have
Same here but it was about my car (which I don’t have)
"You think you can kill just one of us and the calls will just stop?!?!"
"Time to go on a crusade I see"
Is that a jojo reference!?
DEUS VULT
@@lethalvenom8955 next you will say, "but how did I KNOW it was a Jojo reference?"
@@Kjack49044 but how did I KNOW it was a JoJo referen-*gasp*
@@Kjack49044 but how did we know it was a jojo reference!? *Nani*
Being able to physically threaten a scam caller is the ultimate male power fantacy
It's really metaphorical that even with absolute power, you still stand powerless against the power of scam callers and trying to get rid of them all would be a test of your sanity
You can conquer the flesh but the spirit can still be untouchable. Depends ont he person. A spirit too attached to the flesh will succumb to enough pressure.
Nah. I'd just do a genocide against India and Sub-Saharan Africa. In fact..
Ahaha truly.
**Answers a scam call**
Scammer: *You weren't supposed to do that.*
" GET OUUUUT! GET OUUUUT!!! "
💀💀💀💀
CalebCity: no you weren’t
I’m the 1000th like
I congratulate you, you now have 1k likes
CalebCity: “Turn around”
*”Hey I’m here for the interview”*
IM WHEEZING BRUH
Edit: WOW this is the most liked I've ever gotten
Lmao
*GET OUUUUUUT GET OUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!*
Geettt ouuut geettttt ouuuuuuuuuttttttahhh
@@choicethetaurus good song dude
Depressing fact: The "internet is a series of tubes" guy was actually pointing out the fact that 90% of all internet and telecommunications traffic is spam. If all spam calls and Emails stopped tomorrow everyone's internet would instantly get 10 times faster. He had a real point, he just didn't know any of the terminology so it came out sounding ridiculous and everyone laughed at him. To this day congress does nothing about it.
Do you trust Congress to distinguish between spam and other data acurately?
@@terdragontra8900 tbf we can’t trust congress to keep human rights around so idk
@@kingofgrim4761 You can advocate for specific human rights to be protected by your government, but im not sure advocacy will make a huge government buracracy efficient and effective.
@@terdragontra8900 anyways, point is, you can’t trust the government to do anything good in the basic basic of circumstances.
But deep down there's someone pulling the strings, they're allowing the internet to be slow so ppl pay for higher speeds
The aggressive way he finally answered the call and it was just silence...I felt that so much.
Plot Twist: He wasn't even there, he was at his house chilling.
Eating his cereal
W
F
.
.
.
.
.
And also eat your Cereal 🥣
Honey Nut Cheerios
HE WAS CHILL!
Getting scam emails like "Your car insurance is no good"
Me: "I don't even own car.."
same
and that's NO GOOD
Right?
Omg these are the most common for me, I don’t even own a car
Me lol....they are reminding me how broke I am.
I just love how Caleb's skits seem so normal at first before it immediately begins spiralling downwards into something straight out of The Twilight Zone
I felt this one so much. Couldn’t stop laughing. “We ain’t gone never stop calling you”.
I had a scammer actually say those words to me and I was like bro fym?????
@@maddiedoes3571*Based on a true story*
Scammer: calls like 5 Times
Caleb: HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOOOOO
Scammer: oh nevermind this man crazy
Literally happened to me yesterday
I hate these comments, like I get it, I watched the damn video.
on me
Vesport im blind and cant see the video so yeah :))
@@00ooo000o
But you just read this comment lmfao (I'm joking)
"Just take my number off the list"
"It's not that simple"
"Y O U K N O W W H A T I S S I M P L E ? *LIFE OR DEATH* "
for real gonna use that one next time
That has to be one of the best phrases I have ever heard like fr fr
Next time for what? What situation are you anticipating?
Piyamakarro ikr!!! Lmaooo legit I was gonna ask the same think
@@Piyamakarro right? Lol my exact thought reading it, beat me to it.
WE GOT YOUR NUMBER STUUUPID!
How you pick the perfect scammer shirt though 😂😂😂
I WISH this happens! The idea of people being so done with scam callers that they gain the power of instant transmission is so therapeutic on my spirit.
I want all scam callers to hit John Wick so he can hunt them down.
Fun fact for me is that I was watching a couple of john wick scenes haha
I mean in their defence, they're usually people who can't afford the cost of living unless they work for a place that hires just about anyone
That's racist against Indians.
@@scintillam_dei and why do you care? There are millions of people who believe and do things that are offensive for you and me,we can't do much about it,just focus on your life and keep moving forward
@@jhinabloomingflower807 'Cause racism is evil. Also, I was joking. I wasn't actually calling them racist. I was making fun of people who use the race card for almost every situation.
"We will never stop calling!"
"Challenge accepted."
MysticEle he never said that 🤨
@@Reem-lm9fc uh yeah no shit sherlock.
Barney Stinson
Epicgamer55 the quotes make it sound like it’s in the video
Cmon now dwight
Call from Scam Likely
“Hello?”
“Hey, I’m calling to schedule an interview?”
KnightroBlue22 his super power is calling anyone’s number repeatedly for no reason
GET AAAWWWWOOOOOOOOOTTT
Geeeeeeeeeeeetttttt ooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuut
Proceeds to break all the laws of science casually.
Superman is that you?
Hey, Im Here For The Interview.
scam callers: you can’t defeat me
me: i know but he can
*DO NOT DISTURB MODE*
One time a “scam likely” call was a job offer I was expecting. Since then, I always answer them. Sorry for any new fears I have caused.
Nooo, for real?
"We" "Us" I love how he speaks as if he's apart of some collective hivemind that cannot be stopped or even slowed down lol
“We are Legion”
They are cancer
@@Norsketrutt "and we, will obtain your credit card information"
Our cause is just
the Soviet Union
Imagine being his neighbor and all you hear is
“I CHOOSE DEATH”
Imagine being CalebCity and all your comments are “Imagine being his neighbor...”
Poontah or death?
@@DaneWorms imagine trying to laugh at your comment
@@J0hnnyrenegxde it's really hard to imagine all i imagine is a frown, but it's also reality too.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No! NEVER! WE AINT NEVER GOIN TO STOP CALLING YOU!
Legend.
I usually answer them with,
“This is Pete’s pizzeria and ab0rtion clinic, where today’s loss is tomorrow’s sauce, how can I help you today?”
Me: "So you have chosen death..."
Scammers: "YepI"
ok...
NOW PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD
xSwiftx4 NANI!
...
“We scammed you STEWPID”
*That wasn’t even my water bottle. I picked it up off the street!*
Wrong vid
?
I see your a historian
Street*
Yooo
I love how almost every skit descends into chaos and insanity at the end! XD
i like answering with "911, what's your emergency?"
"I gotta pretend that I'm on a golf website."
*Googles golf pictures*
"Good enough."
LMFAOOOOO 🤣
1k like.
Perfect
Aye. Almost 400k views in an hour. Must be doing something right. Or we’re just dumbasses
Seriously no way there's that much milk in ice cream!!
Caleb: "Turn around"
Scammer: *turns around*
"Hey, I'm here for the interview"
Scammer: *screams*
Caleb: GET OUT! GET OOOUUUUTTT!! GET OOOOUUUUTTT!!! 😂🤣😂
Scammer when he realises the time loop is endless thus stopping him from making calls:
my time has come to stop
YO only true CalebCity fans will get this
Screamer: scams
Beat me to it lol
*The power off button do be looking mighty fine*
We ignore the fact that he had Kimmie’s contact name as “Kimtendo 64”
There are two things that never end in this world.
Stupidity, and scam likely calls.
Both of which are portrayed in this video.
@@bbqbaconburgerofficial stop being a scumbag
A wise man once said so
Taxes
I made yr 1k
When raid shadow legends just wants to promote their game ...
Im the 69 like
@@ohcool8314 I'm the 74th.
@@candyskull7625 you do get the irony of what you're doing right.
@@hamzachaudhry9058 yeah...
@@BossinAZ_EnT id rather not check out your freestlye. sorry but im not sorry.
That laugh 😭😭😭
And the accuracy. You will block their numbers n they will still call you.
someone: Hi, I'd like to tell you about your car's extended warranty.
Caleb: *LOOK BEHIND YOU*
Scammer: “ I choose DEATH “
Caleb: “Siri...how much milk does it take to kill someone?”
No more likes it's at 666
@@uncharted7againblackking256 And now its at 749 :)
Dew it
@@uncharted7againblackking256 666
Isn't a satanic number. Jus thought I'd share
@@XavierSchwartzTheOriginal how is not
man went from "it's my job." to laughing manically proclaiming he chooses death. Now that's some company loyalty.
😂😂😂
400th comment 👀
+18883030813 is a scam call centre I found
@@wyattjoss3858 ok???
@@wyattjoss3858
The scam center: *We’ve been exposed...........but before we go you can get a free subscription to useless stuff by entering your social security number here:*
The way his videos just end abruptly is what kills me man. It's so hilarious 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Two years later and I'm wiping laughter tears away. This is the best channel!
Scam likely is my best friend, she calls me everyday.
NTG Alive scam likely is my crazy ex that won’t stop calling
Is that sad or sad
Hmm
Jesus how u got 222 likes in under 3 minutes
Michael Johnson I did too. Idk quick thinking and commenting.
"We've been trying to contact you about your car payments"
I hate that one the most
Bruh don't fuck up your credit
The way they be calling me everyday I must have a car out there somewhere.
I got this too... But I didn't have a car... I also got one for my mortgage payments but I don't own my own house yet... Soooo the guy asked if I would be interested when I finally own my own house... I said let me get back to you on that... Then I hung up...
Right, I don't even drive why the hell would I buy a car.
They’ll hit me up for credit card debt despite me never owning one 🤦♂️
"Give me your phone" 🤣
I've just discovered this channel and am now binging my way through all the videos, this one had me in tears laughing! These are great skits man, love it!
Some of the best on this website!
I love how almost all of Caleb's characters are some of the most dangerous people on the planet
Dumb Ass and Caleb just caught in the middle of it all like “ wHy BRo WhY?!”
I’m your 600th like
I'm your 666th like. 😈
Dumb Ass for real they have super strength and can teleport or walk as fast as the flash
Dumb Ass my favorite one is the overpowered protagonist or the detectives in anime
"Hello?"
"Turn around."
*"I'M IN YO HOUSE!!!"*
how??
oh shit nigga you watched this video too?!
Open Up!
(Open Up!)
LMFAO
Uh, that's not my address...
He got a point saying “what’s wrong with you”
Anyone who wants you to subscribe to golf that much has a problem
"How much milk does ice cream have" lmfao
It doesn’t feel like he is just one person how he choking himself with a different jacket on too😂
Man, he's a professional at choking himself out by now lol
i just realized the fact that they are the same person. i knew they were, but i was just oblivious to the fact haha.
He's choking himself with one hand through another jacket while the other holds the camera perfectly while he acts. What a legend. It must look hilarious to see if you just walked into the room on that lmao
He has friends in his videos sometimes that helps him with camera.
@@cousinnips3333 I don't get it. You basically just said. "I knew, but I had no idea" so I'm a little confused.
Caleb: TURN AROUND
Caller: "Turns around and gets Choked"
Also Caller: "Things are in motion that cannot be undone"
Caleb: "TURN AROUND"
Caller: "I have a logical explanation for this"
Caleb: "Oh word! Let me hear it"
Caller: "I’m here for the interv-“
@@nipun056 GET OOOOOOOOOOUT, GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!
@@nipun056 😂😂😂😂
On the inside looking out it ain’t never that simple we say we take you off the list but the company just puts you back on 🤷🏾♂️
Bro, I love how this universe's scam callers are like the equivalent to HYDRA.
The way the scammer slowly built up a Villainous Cackle™️ and then declared “I choose DEATH!!!” Was actually extremely masterful acting.
He went from 0-100 in villainy lmao
I agree. Caleb makes it look easy, but I happen to know that kind of acting can be pretty freakin' hard.
i wanted to like this comment, but i also wanted to keep it at 666...
Oscar when?
the laugh after that was even better
"It's not that simple"
"You know what is simple though? Life or death."
Holy shit that's fire
*chooses death*
ITRY MMD Then explain a coma
999th like
Knuckles the Echidna that just diet death
Cameron Chambers 🤣🤣🤣
I just got a "scam likely" call and then youtube recommended me this AI
bro one time a spam caller kept calling my grandma for a hour so we all just stayed staring at the phone for like 30 minutes 😹
Scammer: "It aint that simple."
Caleb: "You know what is simple, LIFE OR DEATH!"
Good job, you repeated the video! You're developing recall!
@@youraveragegamer8832 find something better to do than to shit on other people's comments
@@mub8445 Wouldn't have happened if.. I dunno.. the comment had at least a bit of originality?
I CHOOSE DEATH!!!
CyberSpeedL wow ur so cool repeating the what the video said like we all didn’t hear it.
The camera pan from 0:48 to 0:50 feels like professional work, and this dude's doing it with his hand. What an expert
Groggy Croggo true
Yeah, but he's doing this for a long time tho
His iPhone 11pros video stabilization allows it to be so smooth and seem less, no shaking whatsoever
It’s the dolly zoom
We know guys it's just amazing that he does it so smoothly
So he has the green hoodie sleeve on the arm he’s using to choking himself? Lol this dude is dedicated to the skits !!!
The way he says "We got yo number stupid" lives in my head rent free to this day.
Yep, still thinking about it to this day
caleb: *yells*
neighbors: i wonder who he’s arguing with..
also neighbors: *hears the same voice yell back*
I wonder if he just yells out all the lines for one character then moves onto the next or if he just has an argument with himself
..... I get it
Bro I read this while the erie music was playing in the music at 1:18
Unless it's Caleb who hears his neighbor Caleb arguing with Caleb. This is some Christopher Nolan shit
@johnny ember yeah, because he changes clothes. He can't change again and again. I mean he technically could but it's stupid.
Ok but we never got an answer to how much milk is actually in ice cream
The world needs to know
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!!!
Actually, it IS the main ingredient, but it is alongside cream and ionized salt. The salt makes it freeze faster when it’s made.
Why does Bigfoot need to know (nice name btw)
Wooshly speaking, it's usually equal to how much heavy cream is in it
I SEE YOU IN EVERY DAMN COMMENT SECTION STOP STALKING ME
*slowly turns around*
"AAAAAH NO!"
"gimme your phone"
Bro I'm dead 💀
better than i expected honestly, i dont usually watch comedy skits but theres a couple good youtubers there im starting to like
Caleb: You know what's simple LIFE or DEATH, you choose!
Scam Likely: *throws down reverse card*
The likes are at 69, please don't like anyone
Now they’re at 96 😳
@@dagingerbreadman70 time to make it 420
@@jungsa4691 bitch please, its 390 likes your mad blinde home boi
Holy shit they are at 696 truly no one can ruin this
Scam callers be like “you are in severe credit card debt”
Me “I am a child sir”
Same here
Then it's literally a crime to call you
IKR
Lmao I literally just play along
YES, someone called me about my car insurance and I’m 14 XD
"what's your power"
"I can teleport behind people"
"wow that's Soooo useful..."
"But only when I'm on the phone with them"
"That's still pretty useful"
but can only be used once a year
Thank you! I'm in isolation and your videos have kept me sane and laughing. My brother and i both love your skits, you do such a great job.
The title should be “When a Scammer calls a Villian”
Kaza Leaf lol😃
Nah if he called a villain he would have had to deal with bombs. And then, MORE BOMBS.
Nah he ain’t a villain or he would of put bombs at the callers dry cleaners
Just some guy that nobody likes Heh, I remember that one.
More like “When a Scammer calls a
It’s all fun and games until the scammer facetimes you
What would you even do at that point?
@@Pixiesfairiedust cry
That's when you answer but have the guy fawks mask on and use a mic that alters your voice to be all wonky and scare the shit out of them
My ears burn
When you answer and the scammer has a deepfake face of YOU
Imagine scaring a scammer so hard he hangs up on you instead-
"You think you can kill just one of us and the calls will stop!?" Lmfao lost it
Can we talk about how O.P caleb is. He out here teleporting, lifting a whole man with one hand, and than teleporting again to another wall.
Bruh
He was only using 2 percent of his power with that choke
Now imagine lifing yourself up with one hand
Chisa Dickerson
Can we talk how OP he was, lifting himself with one hand...
And teleporting
"You know what's simple though? Life or death!"
Olé boy was shameless in choosing death....(at least he was committed).
So, you have chosen... _death_
@@BossinAZ_EnT No I don't want to check it out. Thank you scammer hope you have a horrible day FrFr.
665th like
666. Iam.
@@BossinAZ_EnT shut up
And that is how his mission to end all scammers came to be. Sounds like a sick plot.
This guy could actually be a really good horror director
This feels like a stupid side quest. "Find all of the telemarketers and take your number off of thier list"
Mate I always had a thought of making a game that was all side quests just as a Rage Game, thanks for a new idea
Sounds like a Postal task.
😂
that should be a mission in GTA
You mean a typical yakuza substory
"We got your number stupid!"
How I feel Everytime I block a scam call only for countless more to call after
Me: *Blocks Number*
Scam Caller: "If you destroy one of us, 100 more take their place!"
WHY DO YOU KNOW MY LIFE. FRFR THO
@@IndigoStorm27 Heil Scammers
I swear that's a reference to something, but i cant think of it.
Boondocks comes to mind, but im in high doubt.
Yvonne-Bella heil hydra
"We gon keep calling you" - guy's tombstone
“Ikr how do they get numbers, EVER?” Is literally just what I was thinking today 😂😂😂😂😂
I get calls about how my credit card is at risk of being hacked........ I don’t even own a credit card yet
Same ^^^^
and yet you will slam me against a table
I will slam you Against a table the feel when you keep getting calls about the extended warranty on your car except you don’t have a car
They see the future.
When they call you for that car insurance and you aint even got a car, i answer just to see what else they mix in there.
Yo when he said " WE GOT YOUR PHONE NUMBER STUPID" got me good
OMG THANKS I NOW UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID HAHAHAHHA
They have his number... how could he be so stupit. Sooo stupit.
St00pid
Good comment but can’t like it, it’s like count is at 666
@@sirchad7321 now you can
🤣🤣🤣His frustration is hilarious
I like how the friend group immediately goes dead-silent on the third call
His neighbors must think he's crazy for yelling all the time.
... I see you in every video I watch
Everywhere i go i see you and i wonder WHY DONT YOU HAVE A FKIN MUSTACHE
Nah you thinking about Hardstop Lucas
especially when he shouts stuff like "I choose death!"
How's just some guy with a mustache?
Scammers: "We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty "
Me: *doesn't own car* stares blankley at phone.
Sieg Hart th-cam.com/video/FoiSLPnQ8LM/w-d-xo.html
I got a call talking about how my car was gonna get towed or something. I can't legally drive yet.
@@esperlemon facts, they called me about a car note and im sitting here thinking i don't even got a bank account nor do i have a license
@@hiro_playz rip
Stay safe y’all scam likely mostly scams old people at this point make sure your parents know they are scammers
This has whole new meaning now that I watched the Conspiracy Theory Iceberg section on the Phone Mafia.
I half expected him to say "I've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty"
“I CHOOSE DEATH”
bruh I’m dead 💀💀
So is he
Solveig Ball I saw that coming you genius 😂
@Mya Heart nice song i love it alot
Mya Heart I seen that video from someone else before. Nice vid though!
I love how when he's choking himself he went through the effort of putting his arm through the sleeve of his sweater to fool us into forgetting this was one person again
Damn caleb be putting the extra work in
Christopher Torres th-cam.com/video/FoiSLPnQ8LM/w-d-xo.html
That's dedication right there. 🙌
Well duh.
he does this in a lot of his videos
That’s so true those annoying scammers act like they can’t respond after calling
2:15 Movie Dumbledore “calmly” asking Harry if he put his name in the goblet of fire 😂
That laugh when he says “I choose DEATH!” 2:43
*ÊHÊHEHÆ*
It's like his acting gets better every video. Lol
Jack Hammer it is!! He could seriously be a professional actor!!
These are basically anime villains
I almost peed myself
"You know what is simple LIFE OR DEATH YOU CHOOSE"
Calls him again.
*So You have chosen death*
*Laughs Hysterically and Absurdly*
*YES!! I CHOOSE DEATH!!*
*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!*
Fuck mate, I wanted to comment that
D E L E T E U R C O M M E N T
Instead, “I have chosen death.”
😂😂😂😂😂
one of the craziest bits has to be how everybody on call went dead silent when the phone rang for the third time
This is my favorite. Straight up masterpiece.
0:47 That was the sickest camera pan I’ve ever seen on TH-cam
Legit Fire
And a zoom in, smooth.
And to think he used one hand to guide the camera and the rest of his body to act
That's the work of an IPhone 11 video stabilization.. Dh
You got the eyes man
The random conversation about Ice Cream's density is such a specific but accurate example of what the boys talk about lol
Yeah, as a boy myself, can confirm. Pretty accurate.
When you walk past their spot
Yeah boys are so quirky and random.
@@funnyvideoguy3216 Same
Girls talk about random stuff like thus too. At least all of my friends talk about random stuff
Lmao that scammer was like and we gon keep calling you🤣
getting a scam likely call while watching this was one of the most uncanny things i’ve ever experienced