In this video, a VERY confused animated suit of armor frantically swings its axe around in a castle, knocking pieces of furniture, food, and living creatures about while attempting to figure out where it is. Eventually, after waking up from a blackout episode, it finds itself standing in front of a dying Dracula, unaware and just as confused as before as to where it is.
@@unknownuser494 Axe armor bf: hey baby, wanna come?~ Old Axe armor: I can't, I'm too old and rusty to move Axe armor bf: I'm alone in the castle~ Old Axe armor:
Story in a nutshell: Jonathan was out sick, so they gave Michael Jackson a suit of armor and an axe and sent him off to slay Dracula. Some say you can still hear him moonwalking through the halls of the castle, if your brave enough to go there and lucky enough to not get moonwalked to death.
The Church: Jonathan, this will be an arduous mission. Take your Vampire Killer and Charlotte with you to defeat Dracula. Jonathan: No thanks, I'll just take Axe Armor's armor and axe. I'll be fine, trust me!
well, at least we don't get the "JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO" treatment
"They replaced me?! I will not stand for this!" - This axe armor. He didn't stand for it, he vibrated across the floor and destroyed just about all of the portraits for it.
Apparently the older version of Maria is inside the armor, which is why Astarte can't mind control her. Also she has a really deep voice in this armor for some reason. Side note, where the fuck was the hint on how to unlock this in game? Like, who the fuck was actually going to go into the arena and fight this one room of old axe armors over and over again by accident?
IGA hates dash cancelling so much I'm surprised he didn't allow Miriam to run in Bloodstained. Nathan's running imput in Circle of the Moon is clunky because it's a very early GBA title but his movement speed is actually both dynamic and super comfy to play with once you plug in a controller.
I think it's a lost battle. From what i've seen, in pretty much any game that involves motion in some way, speedrunners have found an unconventional, unnecessarily complicated, but still faster way of moving. FOR .EVERY. GAME. Platforming, Open world, ANY game.
In this video, a VERY confused animated suit of armor frantically swings its axe around in a castle, knocking pieces of furniture, food, and living creatures about while attempting to figure out where it is. Eventually, after waking up from a blackout episode, it finds itself standing in front of a dying Dracula, unaware and just as confused as before as to where it is.
it isn’t animated
@@alpha1beta1gamma*wavedashing piece of armor
Ah yes, two frame dash dancing is my preferred method of travel as well.
b ah yes another melee player.
Axe armor gf: hey baby, wanna come?~
Old Axe armor: I can't, I'm too old and rusty to move
Axe armor gf: I'm alone in the castle~
Old Axe armor:
Funny part is old axe armor is actually a female.
@@unknownuser494 good for them
@@unknownuser494
Axe armor bf: hey baby, wanna come?~
Old Axe armor: I can't, I'm too old and rusty to move
Axe armor bf: I'm alone in the castle~
Old Axe armor:
@@DemoniteBL Lesbian axe armors can exist, too! (Nothing against you, just wanted to make sure the axe armor knew it could love anyone it wanted to.)
Story in a nutshell: Jonathan was out sick, so they gave Michael Jackson a suit of armor and an axe and sent him off to slay Dracula. Some say you can still hear him moonwalking through the halls of the castle, if your brave enough to go there and lucky enough to not get moonwalked to death.
The Church: Jonathan, this will be an arduous mission. Take your Vampire Killer and Charlotte with you to defeat Dracula.
Jonathan: No thanks, I'll just take Axe Armor's armor and axe. I'll be fine, trust me!
True lol
Don't forget 100 monster energies
featuring Richter from the Armor May Axe series
Many people scoff at the Old Axe Armor, little do they know it houses an engine for smooth motion apparently.
I wish more games had wacky extra modes like this one. Sexy unlockables are getting rare in general, nowadays :'{
Gotta thank corporate greed for that.
Lament of Innocence before this game had the Pumpkin mode. I can't think of many others though
Video: *Angry armor kills things with axe while backdashing menacingly*
Backdash to assert dominance
well, at least we don't get the "JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO-JONASAN-SHAROTTO" treatment
Ah, a worthy rival to the ULE, the TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
The soundtracks are so beautiful!!!
I know someone submitted a tas of sisters mode, but it didn't even make it to the vault category. I'm glad ol' Axey got some love.
Been waiting a long time for this run. Thanks
Belmonts got bored and built a robot to kill Dracula.
this TAS guy is amazing
I hope bloodstained has some mode like this
"They replaced me?! I will not stand for this!" - This axe armor.
He didn't stand for it, he vibrated across the floor and destroyed just about all of the portraits for it.
Behold, for I have become Old Axe Armor, destroyer of worlds
Crazy "moonwalker" Axe Knight!
Moon walk simulator :)
everyone gangster til old axe armor moonwalks
What happens when an ancient program with seemingly no limit is shoved into overclocked hardware.
This is so silly I love it.
Who was the genius who thought it was a good idea to give the tazzy devil a suit of armor
How is he able to kill them so fast? I'm not sure what's going on lol. I assume the movement is dash canceling.
A shame the emulator isn't showing some of the game's effects like the lines dividing the teleporting tablet.
Almost as good as me... on my DS... in my dreams.
I know this game Its Micheal Jackson's MoonWalker! I saw this on AVGN Episode
13:32 - History repeats itself.
Though, I think _this_ Boss Demo was a bit more stylish than Alucard's~
Apparently the older version of Maria is inside the armor, which is why Astarte can't mind control her. Also she has a really deep voice in this armor for some reason. Side note, where the fuck was the hint on how to unlock this in game? Like, who the fuck was actually going to go into the arena and fight this one room of old axe armors over and over again by accident?
Is this a Super Mario 64 TAS?
The only segment that just don't get "TAS-ed" just the credit scene
Gotta love Portrait of Ruin
IGA hates dash cancelling so much I'm surprised he didn't allow Miriam to run in Bloodstained. Nathan's running imput in Circle of the Moon is clunky because it's a very early GBA title but his movement speed is actually both dynamic and super comfy to play with once you plug in a controller.
I think it's a lost battle. From what i've seen, in pretty much any game that involves motion in some way, speedrunners have found an unconventional, unnecessarily complicated, but still faster way of moving.
FOR .EVERY. GAME. Platforming, Open world, ANY game.
@@oscargutierrez3206I mean, unless you are counting zips, the original super mario bros doesn't have an alternative movement method.
O.o The Axe Armor is SOTN was fun, but this is absolutely insane. I played with this mode in PoR before, but it was still pretty much a gimmick.
True power of Batta the beast right here.
You been hit by, you been struck by, a smoothe criminal
Mom, can we have AXE ARMOR ?
Mom: we have AXE ARMOR at home
AXE ARMOR at home:
Anybody know where's Stan? He should be on his post...
FUN FACT. Old Axe Armor is actually a girl.
No joke.
Konami website may depict it as girl but in game, it has male voice lines, making it likely genderless
Roll on tomorrow! :)
One of the lesser known Micheal Jackson video game appearances
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin Speedrun MoonWalk%
Good to know moonwalk can destroy monster :D
Isn't Old Axe Armor a girl? I definitely remember seeing official art of them as a red-haired chick.
The generics aren't, the one in Old Axe Armor mode is
Why we need Dracula when with an old axe armor we can literally rule this world
Link to the pic in intro?
What happen ??
Good ol’ moonwalking armor on a murderous spree
oh LAWD HE COMMIN
I 'm surprise.
It's cute and original as Castlevania game.
Good surprise.
Goodbye Macron, good morning magical game.
Moonwalker baby
omae wa mou shindeiru...
*Who is hyped for castlevania season 3?*
ショーターイ!!!
Make another game please the tv series and games are so cool 😭😭😭
高手 我自己玩沒辦法玩的很強
This is a very silly run
Que aburrido es el TAS alchile