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From Muskogee South to Austin
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 17 พ.ย. 2020
- A long video that probably should have been split up into three segments but for the sake of being concise was aggregated into one.
Beginning in Central Eastern Oklahoma and heading South towards Austin, we examine species of this region in late fall all whilst discussing Stevie Nicks' cocaine former habit as well as secondary pollen presentation and the uplift of the Ouachita Mountain Range.
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*Roadside ecology*
0:10 "bushy bluestem" _Andropogon glomeratus, Poaceae_ GROW ME *if you live in the region
1:19 "winged elm" _Ulmus alata, Ulmaceae_
2:00 "white crownbeard" _Verbesina virginica, Asteraceae_
3:02 "American beautyberry" _Callicarpa americana, Lamiaceae_
3:41 "Chinese bushclover" _Lespedeza cuneata, Fabaceae_
*Sandstone outcroping*
4:36 "hairy lip fern" _Myriopteris lanosa, Pteridaceae_
5:30 "partridge pea" _Chamaecrista fasciculata, Fabaceae_
6:00 "chorus frog" _Pseudacris fouquettei, Hylidae_
6:12 "splitbeard bluestem" Andropogon ternarius, Poaceae
7:11 _Selaginella_ sp., _Selaginellaceae_
8:08 "prairie tea" _Croton monanthogynus, Euphorbiaceae_
*Somewhere Near Atoka, Oklahoma...*
8:39 "Spanish gold" _Grindelia ciliata, Asteracea_
9:58 "giant ragweed" _Ambrosia trifida, Asteraceae_
10:28 - gotta go to the limestone -
10:33 "dotted blazing star" _Liatris punctata, Asteraceae_ ft. gaping corolla
11:29 secondary pollen presentation
12:20 _Yucca_ sp., _Asparagaceae_
12:26 limestone
12:38 "longleaf buckwheat" _Eriogonum longifolium, Polygonaceae_ GROW ME *if you live in the region
13:35 "broomweed" _Amphiachyris dracunculoides, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
13:40 "sagebrush" _Artemesia_ sp., _Asteraceae_
13:56 "croton" _Croton_ sp., _Euphorbiaceae_
*Limestone cliff*
14:08 "dotted blazing star"
14:15 silicification
14:32 "purple-stem cliffbrake" _Pellaea atropurpurea, Pteridaceae_
15:11 *Which Orogenic event(s) uplifted the Ouachita Range?*
15:52 "fragrant sumac" _Rhus aromatica, Anacardiaceae_
15:58 petiolule
16:56 _Quercus_ sp., _Fagaceae_
17:30 "blue sage" _Salvia azurea, Lamiaceae_
18:16 "gum bumelia" Sideroxylon lanuginosum, Sapotaceae
19:10 (link: An Analysis of “A Short History of America” by Robert Crumb klaustoon.wordpress.com/2020/06/19/an-analysis-of-a-short-history-of-america-by-robert-crumb/ )
19:35 "stiff greenthread" _Thelesperma filifolium, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
20:53 Fleetwood Mac masochism
20:57 "downy ragged goldenrod" Solidago petiolaris, Asteraceae DYC masochism
21:13 bedding plane
21:21 Rockd (link: rockd.org/ )
22:09 "green comet milkweed" _Aslepias viridiflora, Apocynaceae_
*Roadside ecology*
22:42 "prairie sandmat" _Euphorbia missurica, Euphorbiaceae_
24:26 "diamondflowers" _Stenaria nigricans, Rubiaceae_
24:41 interpetiolar stipules
24:51 "hairy sunflower" _Helianthus hirsutus, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
25:29 "field bindweed" _Convolvulus arvensis, Convolvulaceae_
25:58 "Texas vervain" _Verbena halei, Verbenaceae_
*Rock outcrop*
26:03 Portulaca pilosa, Portulacaceae
26:09 apomorphy: betalain pigments, order Caryophyllales
26:37 crassulacean acid metabolism (CAM) photosynthesis
27:19 "velcro vine" _Desmodium paniculatum, Fabaceae_
27:39 "largeflower yellow false foxglove" _Aureolaria grandiflora, Orobanchaceae_ DYC masochism
*Moving on down the road to Denison, Texas...*
29:13 "false purple thistle" _Eryngium leavenworthii, Apiaceae_
30:12 "prairie verbena" _Glandularia bipinnatifida, Verbenaceae_
31:01 "giant ragweed"
31:08 _Helianthus maximiliani, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
31:53 "saw greenbrier" _Smilax bona-nox, Smilacaceae_
32:16 "Spanish gold" _Grindelia ciliata, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
*A couple hundred miles further South, on the outskirts of Austin...*
32:45 "gem of the powerline easement on the North side of Austin in a bleak industrial area"/albino "dotted blazing star" _Liatris punctata, Asteraceae_
34:40 "white rosinweed" _Silphium albiflorum, Asteraceae_ GROW ME *if you live in the region
35:50 *Tweakers Stripping Wire... Dystopia-Lite*
36:57 "false foxglove" _Agalinis_ sp., _Orobanchaceae_
37:07 "broomweed" _Amphiachyris dracunculoides, Asteraceae_ DYC masochism
37:11 "Softleaf Yucca" _Yucca arkansana, Agavaceae_
37:13 _Lantana_ sp., _Verbenaceae_
37:19 "gum bumelia" _Sideroxylon lanuginosum, Sapotaceae_
37:26 "honey mesquite" _Prosopis glandulosa, Fabaceae_
37:30 "Texas cedar elm" _Ulmus crassifolia, Ulmaceae_
38:13 quarried hill
38:24 "white rosinweed"
38:54 "false pennyroyal" _Trichostema brachiatum, Lamiaceae_
39:48 "ashe juniper" Juniperus ashei, Cupressaceae
40:19 "false foxglove"
41:58 "Texas bullnettle" _Cnidoscolus texanus, Euphorbiaceae_
Great job. Thank ya.
50 points!
Well done
You're the mvp
"Bushy bluestem" is now considered _Andropogon tenuispatheus_ in this region
Ive been watching your videos for over a year now and i just realized that your gimmick is you just out into the wilderness and cat call plants and animals.
I love it, this is the best show ive ever seen. Thanks for all your contributions to dirtbag sciences
I think he’s trying to give people a chance to see how amazing the plants are before they are all gone.
The Lady Bird Johnson Wildflower Center is probably working on preserving all the rare species you showed in the Austin segment. Hope you had a chance to stop by when you were in town.
I had no idea those pretty little purple berries in the South were a mint! I’m so used to mints having dry “fruits”.
Of the millions & millions of other utube shows, you have to be .....no, you ARE my # 1. You are also my therapist dude!
Finally I’m a Okie native plant society member I’ve been waiting for Oklahoma botany
Never laughed so f-king hard at shit I know nothing about, but now I'm hip
They’re really pushing the Callicarpa America (beautyberry) in the nurseries and garden centers these days. Cool to see it out doing its thing naturally.
I had no idea it was a mint!
Are you sure it’s the C americana they’re pushing because the Asian variety is a nursery staple.
@@olgakuchukov6981 probably depends on your growing zone. Living in the south east the Americana Is what I see most often. But I do believe the Asian type is more cold tolerant so if you garden in a zone below 7 you may very well be seeing the non native varieties. Americana has larger fruit set right on the stem definitely more appealing to me personally. 🤷🏼♀️
Asian has smaller looser fruit clusters that might be slightly away from the branch. More compact all around.
@@elizabethsharp3318 yeah I’m in zone 5 and there’s an established calicarpa in my yard. I was bummed when I figured out it’s an Asian one. I’d much prefer the americana.
Supposed to be a good mosquito repellent too.
I recommended this channel to a budding, teenage gardener with his own utube channel, hope his parents don't find out it was me. I often forget not everyone appreciates your humor! Love ya babe, always learn something here.
This guy would be an obnoxious neighbor who would be coming over to critique your weeds, luv ya Tony.
Keep up the great informational vids.
Thanks for the video.
I was just in Texas doing a tree survey between Austin and San Antonio. We were documenting the habitats for the golden cheeked warbler, an endangered migratory bird. They mostly like to live in old growth juniper forests. Let me tell ya, crawling around a dense juniper forest, you’ll be pulling twigs out of your ass for days. We saw some old growth ceder elms which were pretty tall. A few had 40ft canopy spread.
We need a tall grass prairie episode in Osage county, Oklahoma during may when wildflowers are blooming
Awesome exposure to the bluestem Andropogon! I'm impressed too. Didn't know it was THAT fuzzy!
Grateful for you
Impressive encylopedic knowledge along with bare bones love of plant diversity!! I have subscribed!
Hope you feel better dude
Thanks for commenting on the grasses. Bermuda grass sucks.
That spider. WOW "Gem of the Prairie." Interesting.
I was intrigued by how developed the parasitic plant on oak was. But then I have a thing for these kinds of organisms having studied them places other than in the plants. Then I recollect all of the galls that oaks develop and the things that cause those. I wonder about oaks and what it might be about them. Thanks again for being and doing.
Could blow your mind with MANY a spot here in coastal TX.
As winter advances in central British Columbia I've managed to catch up with your travels. Nice. You and your dogs stay safe around the mouth breathers. Maybe next year you can view some DYC's on this side of the border. Thanks, you make spring time feel closer.
When it comes to botany, even Oklahoma is OK.
The plants on the cross timber boundary are amazing;
Oklahoma is your home now
Oklahoma is an amazing spot botanically my friend, part of the place receives almost seventy inches of rain a year, and another around ten. It is one of the highest level southern states in my opinion.
@@nuhal-oklahomi9213 Yup I’m a horticulturist and if you enjoy native plants join the native plant society
I love Oklahoma botany!!! If you live in Oklahoma join the native plant society and if you are looking for a native landscaping message me, I own a landscaping company who is trying to specialize in native sustainable landscaping.
Those Verbesina virginica (frostweed) explode at the stem from expanding water, creating an "ice flower" when temperatures drop
You gotta get up early to see it, though.
YOU FINALLY MADE IT TO WHERE I LIVE. Come back to Austin/the Hill Country in spring, the wildflowers and cacti are incredible.
a favorite place the Ouchita River area.
Re: silphium... since 99.9 of Texas prairies have been destroyed, and all deep soil spots are still in heavy cultivation, we pretty much only get to see native plants in super dry, shallow sites. That silphium does fine in the garden or in deep soils (from my experience). That makes me wonder whether it prefers limestone or the limestone spots are the only place left for us to observe it.
I live near ft worth and we have a few conserved prairies around us and they have some amazing wildlife peaking through the urban sprawl that surrounds them
thanks, I needed that
A very educative and entertaining video (as is always the case)!! Hope you get well soon.
I had no idea beautyberry is in the mint family! It doesn't look anything like mental conception of a mint family plant -- thanks for pointing out the opposite branching, I like learning the different family traits.
weeeeeeeeeeee. thanks for sharing
Hang in there! So appreciate what you do! Need all the botany in my life that I can get!!
So glad you're getting excited about Andropogon! It's hell to ID, but fun to see
I hope you get to check out some of Canadas flora sometime
:D
Watching these videos on my lunch break is the only thing keeping me sane
Thanx, I needed that!
Hey man, you’re in my neck of the woods now. Sorry for the Dollar Generals.
Stenaria nigricans looks amazing, that's something I wouldn't mind having in my garden, that's some amazing stuff you show us.
This is right by where my great aunt and uncle live
Oh baby, just in time for a new episode!
AWESOME...as always!
and funny as hell 😆
Feel better 😤😷😅
It's just amazing I'm pretty sure I've never seen Andropogon glomeratus but it apparently doesn't grow naturally anywhere I have ever lived.
being from DFW area i used many dried wild flowers in crafts they dry lovely and those spiky purple pineapple looking things were lovely in dry arrangements. I am so glad i wouldn't let my husband cut the fields around our home except certain times of the year. there's a point in late spring and after fall to bushhog the so called weeds the flowers and the amount of money i made from the dead aka dried flowers was incredible. a wreath i made sold with an offer of 45$ when all i had in it was maybe 50 cents and my time. so i sold it... who in their right mind wouldn't. I loved what i did in creating from the beauty to continue sharing part of nature those spikey things i never knew the name but dried they hold their color and are lovely. thanks for sharing the information. you have nice day to and ...... you know the rest ;p
Best video so far! Come to Alabama sometime, I could show you some awesome endemics. Bibb County Glades, look it up
You calling me a “deranged creep” ? How did you know...
I don't know
If you're still in the Austin Area, go to Cooks Canoes and take a Kayak; the plant life is Diverse on the Colorado!
i like the Winged Elm, kind of a runt but got that weird bark. we’ve grown a few up here in Norte Mudzoory. they do fine here
Dude I'm gonna keep posting until u do but u definitely need to go check out the umbrella magnolias and bigleaf magnolia populations in the piedmont of NC. The umbrellas are a little easier to find but I know of some old patches. The bigleafs are on the south fork catawba river.
There's some nice big leaf in the Appalachians too, I never see very old ones tho but I'm sure there's a few left, I dont guess I've found umbrellas out there.
I keep wanting to put on in my yard but its horrid clay, they do die in a season I guess
@@swayback7375 they are a pain in the ass to transplant. I've had luck doing it in the winter but they end up declining throughout the season. I've ordered a few from mail order natives and after killing a few they're finally putting new leaves out. I have an umbrella and an ashe mag since they're out of big leafs. There's a spot in huntersville nc where they're so old it looks like you're in a rain forest. You should def try transplanting in the dead winter though. Any success I've had comes from just ignoring the shit out of them lol
@@swayback7375 idk if you're near the Charlotte area but UNCC has some old ones in their botanical garden.
@@ICUP570 nowhere near :(
I really doubt they'd survive in my yard, I'm contemplating trying to transplant some on some healthyish public land where they'd stand a chance but not sure it's worth the bother, if they take then it would be totally worth it.
I got some seed heads this season, gunna try that first but I'm not holding my breath.
Fantastic trees and so unknown among the normmies.
I definitely want to show them off and spread them if I can
Dude please do not ever stop uploading videos.
Sounds like grasses are starting to captivate you, eh? That's a deep dungeon, be careful...I have wandered around that place a few times, but rarely ventured beyond the entrance...take a magnifying glass and lots of coffee to protect yourself from the wild ligules, lemmas and awns.
very cool to see you doing videos in my homeland, hope you enjoyed austin this time of year
I have Callicarpa americana (Beautyberry) in my yard. I like the taste of the berries, but they must be an acquired taste because other people do not seem to have an affinity for them. Maybe my plant is just one with especially good flavor. For whatever reason, it did not produce many berries this year, though. As CPBBD makes its way farther east, it is good to see plants I am more familiar with. We have many interesting plants in the southeast.
Beauty berries around our yard are magnets for migrating songbirds. Love hell out of em.
You should do an episode on the barrier islands of the East Coast. It’s a weird mix of naturalized western species and the native/endemic stuff.
Thanks for the warning about the Texas stinging nettle, I'd forgotten that it's a threat around here. I live adjacent to one of the last remnants of old dairy pasture left in north Austin... it's only a couple of acres but the owner never cuts it unless we call the city on him and right now it's grown up with all kinds of stuff. I've lived next to it for a decade and it's cool to see how different species flourish or recede each season. *It's head high in places if you wanna come tromp around with a beer in hand while you're in town, Joey.*
He quit drinking.
You're in my area. Nice!
Awesome. At work we decided we needed a unit of measure to help quantify one assload from another. We settled on "Nicks". "There's an assload of berries on the bushes. Like, 3 or 4 Nicks". Thanks for the video!
Too bad I didn't know you were in the area. I coulda brought you a sandwich, maybe some cookies. Then smacked you and told you to gtfo. Thanks for the great video
That liatris punctata- wow! What a beaut
21:30 thanks! I've been looking for something like that.
I found a bunch of this Andropogon today. I never noticed how great it looks until this video, but I'll be planting this is my yard.
dang that milkweed pod is a beauty. p.s...you could gargle with some goldenseal powder & apple cider vinegar...works awesome and soothing. .and Dr.Thayers Slippery elm lozenges are good too
I'm from Ogden, Utah. I recently transplanted myself to be a filmschool teacher in Texas at a pretty amazing public high school. I especially love the recent Weber Canyon post and nice work pronouncing "Weber" correctly. (Long-E, because one 'b,' knuckleheads!)
Having not been Texas-born, I am attempting to become Texan by drinking Texas milk from Texas cows. The alternative is to drink Texas oil from Texas soil, but my car is a Texas car and I am a Texas man, man.
Hahaha, Joey trying to stop talking about plants is like me trying to stop picking blueberries. "Oh shit, there's another one!"
P.S. We have winged elm seedlings all over the place here (NE GA) and several of my dogs like to snack on the young leaves for some reason.
Hey next time you’re in Austin come check out the Festival Beach Food Forest! You’d love that place and what we’ve done to combat human sprawl
We got tha Woodsia obtuse growin down in the crik there, and the Adiantum capillus-veneris, I like em allright .
Central Tex area.
😂😂 How much coffee did you drink before this one?
great video tony!
so enthusiastic today, love it.
Hows that Rona treating ya bud? Your voice sounds like Bea Aurthur right now. Hope you're doing OK.
I hope you didn't get the full Smilax bona-nox experience of having it snag you and, like it's possessed of some sort of hateful intelligence, somehow get wrapped around your ankle and go in for the kill. Beautiful plant, but an absolute sadist.
'maybe ill start paying attention to grasses" hell yeah!
That Liatris is a stunner
Ever plan to come through Arkansas? We'd love to have ya!
Getting closer to the Ozarks!!!!
Nice
Cute flower crab spider! A lovely specimen. The ones I see in my garden are always much paler, probably because they live on my (pale pink) carnations. They're some of my favorite spiders. Very cute and helpful!
I love Oklahoma botany!!! If you live in Oklahoma join the native plant society and if you are looking for a native landscaping message me, I own a landscaping company who is trying to specialize in native sustainable landscaping.
Get yourself some Ricolas for the cough associated with bronchitis and drink plenty of fluids, tea works best for me.
I never met a Salvia I didn't like.
Yep, the endemic species are always preferred.
However plant which ever you one's choices.
Ironically a turfco add ... youtube blows. But I dig this channel. So much to learn about the flora. Thanks CPBBD.
I could watch him yelling at grasses all day
That bull nettle is definitely no joke if you get into a bunch of it. Great video as always.
yeah the junipers are associated with past overgrazing of the grasslands. Mesquite, juniper, prickly pear and buffalo grass.
This Man is The other Side of the Same Coin of Bob Ross !
I like that you're a little further east. I can actually recognize several of the plants in this video. You still need to come visit the cedar glades here in Tennessee.
We have beauty berry all over the obx
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Thank you for coming to my neck'o'da'woods & telling me the names of some of my friends! Next time you're here, go by the rivers & lakes (Lampasas River, Stillhouse Hollow Lake, Belton Lake), you'll get a kick out of how our xerophilic friends go riparian
holy shit, grass not only getting some love but even opening the show!
Nice! 👍
this guy must be like a mobile app for his friends..................awesome
Haha that's great! His buddy he runs around with is a pretty knowledgeable cat as well!
Ouachita Orogeny 'bout 300ish million years back...
Tony, those native wildflowers are beautiful! The liatris is not as showy as the greenhouse version, but I would plant the native instead. Do you know of a resource for southern Ohio native plants for sale? I used to buy greenhouse plants, but since watching your channel, I've become more interested in finding native plants for the flower beds. That grass would make a great ornamental. We are a solid planting zone 6a, but some maps have 6b running up into southwestern Ohio where I live.
The pink one he was going gaga over looked showier, at least on an individual floret level, than the garden varieties. Those have more flowers but not as fancy of individual florets.
Check out Indigenous Landscapes indigescapes.com. They operate out of Cincinnati and have curbside pickup.
@@bonsai_wolverine Thanks for the suggestion!
Prairie Moon is northern Midwest, but there is a lot of overlap and they show the USDA range maps (but not the origin of the specific genotypes they sell).
howdy from austin!!
“They whisper still, the ancient hills, the blunted mountains weep. As he died to make men holy, let us die to make things cheap.” Leonard Cohen’s “Steer Your Way”
Don't break yer ass on those cliffs. We need you around more than ever these days.
Holy crap i was singing the oceanspray being drank by the native on a skateboard too
Cnidoscolus gives us the "devil's potato" in FL and Mayan tree spinach (chaya) im the Yucatan, of which some non-stinging varieties have been domesticated (still poisonous raw due to cyanogens).
i fuckin wish that people start teaching like him
I spent some time on Mt. Kiamichi a few years back, interesting vegetation. I heard some kind of a wild animal, midday, in Ringold, OK near a crystal vein. It sounded like a very large dinosaur, i have no clue what it was. I have spent most of my life in the wild and have only heard that sound in SE Oklahoma and Lupton, Michigan. Whatever it was, moves extremely fast..